 All time. Put your feet on the floor. Hands on that bar, okay? Now you're facing forwards, okay? Folks, I cannot stress this enough. No matter which way you look, that wire is going to pound you in the face, okay? You're just going to sit there and take it, all right? We're fashionably late for our boat tour. We're about to get soaked. I've done this once before. This is the scariest thing you can do in Niagara Falls. I'm not even, I'm not even overhyping that. Last time I rode this, I got flown into the air and then I got yelled at for being flown into the air. So yeah, they've invited us out. We're going to have some fun. We're about to get absolutely obliterated. We're late, so I have to quickly vlog this by above my floor. But yeah, here we go. This is going to be exciting. We're late, we're late. We've got to run. We're pre-boarding. So much fun. They're setting up a GoPro on the boat for me too. We're all fully clothed. Those people have ponchos. We have nothing. We've no change of clothes. We know. We're wearing a sweater. He's wearing a sweater. You've never done it before, Mary. No, I haven't. Are you nervous? Because this, does this life best make me look skinny? He literally said anyone under 100 can't sit on a pro because no, it's just fly. And I'm like 125, so good luck. I'm gone. I'm so scared. We got the pink boat. There's so much water. Oh yeah, that is cold. So like guys, this is Whirlpool Jet Boats, right? That's the proper name, Whirlpool Jet Boats. Last time I did this, I thought they would just go up the rapids and they just take you to the Whirlpool. It was like a tour because that's in the name, tour. No, no, you'll see. They try and kill you. So you guys are going to like save me if we go overboard, right? I'm like twitching. I'm twitching. I'm getting flashbacks right now. Last time I just, I was running so late. It's okay. We're running like carnival after it. Oh, oh yeah, try out one of them. That's the dam somewhere. Once we make it there, we do a loop and then we have to come all of it. We literally do donuts. We were going to do donuts. Alrighty, once again, welcome to Whirlpool Jet Boat Tours. My name is Tyler. I'm going to be your trip leader for today. In the back, we have Captain Jason and Captain Mike. You guys can turn around and give them a nice big wave. So in just a few short seconds here, you guys are going to feel the power of not one, not two, but three turbo diesel engines on board our boat today. Engine and pump cell, 500 horsepower per inch and giving us 1500 horsepower of this river today. This is good. Thank you so much. That is what we call a Hamilton's turn. What are you laughing at? It's right to our hydroelectric lens. Surrounding back number one. Surrounding back number one was built in 1922, making it 101 years old this year. And Surrounding back number one was Canada's first renewable energy project, which means they were able to conduct electricity without the burning or need of fossil fuels. Now once Canadians realize the success of Surrounding back number one, they, of course, built Surrounding back number two. That comes when we close it on the right hand side as well in the 1950s. So Surrounding back number one into Camparabosa, Southern Ontario on their own. And as you can see, they are both this year going to be getting a little bit of a base lift. And up ahead here, we're going to discover our different classes of rapids. We have classes one through six here in Niagara. We will get to see and experience each and every single one. Oh, I'm going to head to the back because I'm actually scared of water. All right. Oh my God. We're already soaked. I don't even know what just happened. Are we sinking? This surge just came in. We're already toast, but I'm scared of the water. Why don't you leave? You know it's going to get me scared of the water. And the scale, two more times on our right hand side in our class fours. Now these are also known as our summer waves because we do get a little bit of a scar. And as if you guys weren't getting enough of it. I'm actually still like, I'm shaking from fear. I'm shaking from fear. They're still backing up. There's no emergency weaving. Get ready. Remember to breathe before every wave. They're about to go play. They're about to go play. On our left hand side here, we have our class five rapids to what we're going to be playing. And today, ladies and gentlemen at this time, I'd like to introduce you to Devil's Hall. Oh my God, my God, my God, we're sinking. All right guys, coming up the right hand side of our boat again, just keep your arms and elbows in. All right guys, so just before we go to these rabbits here, we're just going to have a little bit of a chat, okay? Now we're going to be going to these rabbits quite a bit. Each time we, we go through them, I'm going to ask you guys for a thumbs up. Let's know that we're all still good and having fun, okay? If it any fun, there's a sense of an emergency. You guys are just going to tie your head just like that. Tell us Captain Jason and I in the back know that there's something wrong. We need to exit the rapids as quickly as possible. I will come to you guys when it is safe to do so, okay? Now when we're going through these rapids here, it's important that we maintain a white water safety position, okay? So what that means is that you're staying seated at all times. Put your feet on the floor, hands on that bar, okay? Now you're facing forwards, okay? Folks are going to stress this enough. No matter which way you look, that war is going to pound you in the face, okay? You're just going to sit there and take it, all right? All right, at this time, you guys have any news articles on your head? Be it hats, sunglasses, glasses, anything like that? Tables, all pupils in the seat pockets in front of you at this time. So we're going to get you guys started with what we call our Mickey Mouse run. It's just a little introduction to white water. Nothing too strong or too severe about it. Okay, we're about to get pounded in the face and we're supposed to just take it. Just take it, he said. I'm scared. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I don't know why we're putting our feet up. All right, so here we go. Oh my god. Welcome water on board our boat. Oh my god. Jason is just getting warmed up here. Making sure that our boat is ready to take our first full flight. Oh my god. All right guys, thumbs up. Let me know that we're all still good and having fun. All right, if you guys are ready for our first full punch in the devil's hole, I want to hear you guys make some noise. All right, we're going to turn this motor on. We're going to head on up these rabbits here. We're going to do our first full punch in the devil's hole. Wait, we're sinking. How are we not sinking? It is cold. I don't remember this. It is so cold. Get it? Yeah. You should have sat on the edge. Okay, wait. Now we go up them. Now we're going to go past the big rock and we're going to go all the way in. Oh my god. Push it. Oh my god. Are we okay? We're soaked. I'm soaked. I sat on the end. So it's nice to see it with the class five rabbits that you guys are about to experience. We're going back through there? Yeah. Yeah. We're going all the way through there. Yeah, we do go through there. These rabbits. What is he been lining for sometimes? Now I'll give you guys a countdown from three to one on when to expect some water. Once I hit one, it would probably be wise for my friends in the first three rows to hold your breath. All right. That's the first row. So here we go. Oh my god. Five of them down here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It is not over yet. Come on. All right. There we go. Can I get a thumbs up for everyone? Let me know that we're all still good and having fun. I want to hold. Perfect. All right. So, that was good. I don't think that was good enough. That was good. Do you guys want to go again? Hell yeah. Oh my god. Are we? Are you guys very loud enough? Captain Jason is your points in. We're sticking. We're going again. One more time. Call the aerial. And hand water. When you think it's safe to breathe. That was so much water. I saw the wave. That was like three feet. It's so good though. It's so good. It is. This is the best thing to do in Ontario. We're doing it again. I thought we'd go all the way up. We will. We will. Oh, good. All right. Here we go. Turning around again. Finding ourselves up. Nice to do it. Breathe. These rapids here. It's so nice. Get the chair back. I can see you now. Here we go. Captain Jason looking for a nice juicy spot to put the front of this boat down into. Oh my god, please. Jason can find us a dry spot to put the front of the boat. Look at this. Someone take a look at this. And here we go. Dropping down here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Here we go. All right. Here we go. I know what sushi tastes like now. Yeah. That's second wave of water. Oh, my god. I think you guys are doing great. Thumbs up. Let me know that we're all still good and having fun. You guys got to see this. All right. So what we're going to do now is we're going to take a break from these class five rapids. We're going to head on up to our whoop-whoop and then check out some class sixes. I thought there was no such thing. I thought class five was. I was thinking about not bringing a change of color. Yeah. The color of my car died and then I couldn't get up. My shoes? Oh, god. I'm cool. Oh, my god. Wait, what do we do? You got to do this. You need to calm down. You look down. Look ahead of them. Oh, my god. They are not. I think they are. They're not. Nice. Whoa. He can't take us up there. A whirlpool. I think they can. It was just refurbished this year. It is actually Niagara Falls' oldest standing attraction. They thought he clipped with new lines and a new trolley. There's no way. They are clean right now to continue delivering the same fears that it has for years and years to come. But they're not. That's not even. And as we brought to our class six this year, I'm going to warn you guys, I'm going to be coming up the left-hand side of our boat. So my friends on the left-hand side of your boat, if you could just keep your arms and elbows in. All right. Perfect. I'm just going to come right behind you here. I'm just going to get to stand up. So we're just going to practice a man overboard drill here. Okay. So I'm just kidding. I got to grab the camera over here. All right. I have concerns. All right. You're going to sit back down. All right. Is everyone having fun so far? Yeah. Are you guys ready to go up to these class sixes? Yeah. If you guys just reach underneath your seats, there are those like capsules in the seat belt. So you just pull out underneath your seat. There's no seat belt. I'm just kidding. Oh my God. It's actually illegal to go through these rapids here. So as you guys want to pay attention and I fail out of jail today, you guys will not be going through these class six rapids here. But they are very beautiful. Look how we're going to give you guys an up close and personal view of these class six rapids here. So water coming down here at speeds of approximately 50 kilometers an hour. It goes all the way the end of the whirlpool there. Now obviously water doesn't have a brain. So it starts to create that counterclockwise motion and how the whirlpool gets its name. Now this motion is happening on either side of our boat on the left or right hand side. So you're going to notice that the water looks like it's bubbling or boiling. Now these are severe undertows that are known to hold adult size trees underneath the water for days, weeks, and even months at a time. Thank Captain Jason is looking for a nice current to get us lined up with. I'm trying to keep my head up this time. I always tell you. Remember to breathe, remember to breathe. Hold your breath. Not yet, not yet. Here we go here dropping down at three, two, and one. Here we go. All right, you guys can I get a thumbs up? Let me know that we're all still good and having fun. Now here's the deal. We have a little bit more time. Do you guys want to go one more time? You guys got to be learning that. Do you guys want to go one more time? Perfect. We're going to head on our rapids here and we're going to head down one more time. All right, so here we go. It's going to be impossible. The water is good. All right. So here we go. Yes. All right. Here we go. Drop it down here in three, two, one. Here we go. Let me know that we're all still good and having my sail right on this wave. We have no flexor waves here. Perfect. All right. So now you guys look all soaking wet. You guys can get yourself a pat on the back. You are officially whitewater warriors of the Niagara River here at St. Dane. Guys, big round of applause to Captain Mike for taking the wheel out of the bonus run of a lifetime. That was insane. All right. Captain James is behind the wheel. I'm going to hold off the bike for a bit. I have no more improvement and I'll be back with you guys. We'll take it a little bit closer to our dock. What was that? That was so much water. No, I didn't stop. The last one we were just under a wave. I am under the water? Now I know what that felt like in the submarine. Oh my dude. We were just under the water really. That was such a big wave. That last one shut out the mic. Oh my god. That was not even legal. Wait, you killed us. Imagine classic. This is so worth it. So worth it. And it's only 76 tour of the Niagara River. Here it is. Ladies and gentlemen, one more time. A big round of applause for Captain Jason. Captain Mike and myself. Once we get back to our dock, did we all have fun today? Yeah. Yeah. If you guys had fun, you guys can head on over to Google or TripAdvisor. I let them know you had the most handsome tour guy here in Niagara Falls today. If you guys didn't have fun, my name's Juan and that's the quavis in the back, okay? We literally are so wet. Oh my god. Are we like 300 pounds now? Wow, look at this. Thank you. I mean though, if you opened your trunk and you just had like a hundred of these sitting in your trunk and being like, what did you just ask me? What did you surprise me? If you just opened your trunk and you had a hundred of these like hoodies inside of your trunk and you're like, oh, don't worry, I have backups. That's good. I'm ordering the golf shirt version of it now. You should get a golf shirt version, do you? I am, yeah.