 I don't even know how we record or do 100 anymore. It's been too long. Can we give it an intro? Why not? Yeah, I should probably do that. Can I do it? No, I'm doing it. This is my turn. No, it's mine. No, you did it last time. It's my turn. Press F and share if you want Finn to do the intro. No, it's not how it works. Yes, it is exactly how it works. Stop squad! Welcome to the craft box. Oh, I've been pulled! I got pulled! Pulled's really good. They get face cam. Let us head right in. Let's get right into the noose. Right into the noose? Right into the drama alert nation. Now over... What's up drama alert nation? It's the boy killer team star. Trash, should I do the piano? Or a... Piano! It's a me, a piano! I am in a relationship. We are. I honestly ship me and Finn more than his bae. Who I still haven't met, so I'm upset. I ship me and my bae more than I ship you and me. No, I ship me and you more. Are you a noob or something? Yes, Finn is noob. Disappointing. Finn is still noob, everybody. Finn is still noob. You heard it here first. I just cut out all the boring bits, so... You're a boring bit. Yeah, I am. That's why I cut me out mostly. It's just you. Today's story. Storytime with Finn. Are we going to do the Logan Portal intro? I mean, we can... Get the intro! So, the other day, I was walking down the road just by myself, hanging out. Oh, because you have no friends yet. Understandable. Yeah, yeah. Understandable. That's exactly what happened. Understandable heaven, I say. And I see this man. He seems like a very swell guy. I'm not going to lie. Uh-huh. You fizzled on him. That was bound to happen. Um, piano. Anyway, I was waiting for this pat piano. How much is this even going to do? Like, a mess? Oh, yeah, boy. That wasn't even enchanted, boy. Wow. He's not even dead hacks. He hacked. He's hacking. He's hacking. Team, he's hacking. Anyway, I'm walking down the road with, um, just chilling out, having a good time. Yeah. Nice man approaches me. He's a man. Um, he seems like, you know, kind of oldie. He is. Everyone is in Wellington. Mm-hmm. Super oldie. Yeah. Um, he's wearing these, like, these elephant pants, you know, the ones? No, but sure thing. But they're, like, super baggy and super light. Yeah. I'll put it, I'll probably put an image on screen right now, yeah. And he's, he's, he approaches me. And he's like, hello. And I'm like, hi. He's like, I'm from Nepal. And I'm like, you've got a Kiwi accent. And he said... Nepal or Nepal? Nepal. Okay. The place. Okay. Not the thing. Okay, just, you know, you just got to make sure, you know. I've got a life to spell still. I'm just going to chill with that. Yeah. Anyway, he, he, um, he comes up to me and he says, hello. I'm like, hi. And he's like, I'm from Nepal. And I'm like, you've got a Kiwi accent. And he's like, I'm originally from New Zealand, of course. He's like, I'm like, okay. Why do you identify yourself as Nepal? He's like, that's irrelevant. Actually, it's not Nepal. It's called Nepalese. So as he starts talking to me, he's like, anyway, I studied in Nepal. Yeah. And under Nepalese, like, like Gandhi, what are they called? I don't know. A Buddhist. He's a Buddhist. Yeah. Um, and he, he, he, he's like, I would like to, um, help you. Like, you're, you're, you're a student, right? I'm like, yeah, I'm a student. He's like, I'd like to help you out. And I'm like, how are you going to help me? Where is this going? It's, it's, it's all right. It's, it's a no right story. Don't worry about it. So it's stream of friendly, stream of friendly. And he's like, I run a yoga class. A yoga? Yep. Yep. Okay. And he, it's cool you're on a yoga class. I'm just not really looking forward to yoga. And he's like, okay, but there's something else I can help you with. I'm like, okay, what are you going to help me with now? And he, he tells me, he's like, I have a book. And I said, what's this book? And he said, it's a very special book. And I'm, I'm me being a little worried now. I'm like, what is this book going to do for me? He's like, it's going to help you out. I'm like, this is very mysterious. Can you, can you be a little less mysterious? He's like, yeah, fair enough. Me and he, and he stops being serious. And he gives me this book. Now, this book is a, is a, is a, it's a book. It's sure as hell as a book. That's for sure. It's not very long. There's a lot of images. A lot of images. Yeah. Oh gosh. Oh. And everyone knows about, about this book, but it's pretty famous. It's called the Kamasutra. I don't know about that book. I'm probably. For the people watching at home on Twitch. It's a picture book. It's a picture book. It's definitely not a picture book. Oh, I only read picture books. Yes. Cause you've got an IQ of a peanut. A peanut? Oh, that's what my doctor said. Anyway. My doctor actually said a question. But I mean, if you want to give me a hierarchy, that's fine. I'm going to explain what the Kamasutra is. It's an old book from back in the day. Yep. That has 327 different sexual positions to provide increased pleasure. Oh, perfect for you. You need all of the research you can get. Cause you've just got a new girlfriend. Yep. That's a good, a good analysis. He must have known. He can like read into your mind. Obviously. He's a keeper. He's a keeper. He's Niphalese. He's Niphalese. Yep. He's a keeper. You should keep him. Keep him on your side. I don't want him reading your deepest, darkest thoughts though. Of course. That's pretty good scary. Anyway, this guy, he's like, you have a girlfriend. I said at the time, no, cause I didn't. It's a new development. A new development story of fun. Okay. And he's said, well, when you do, do number 37. So I skipped a 37. And it's this guy doing like a handstand. And the girl's sitting on top of him, like it, like cross-legged. It's like a, like a little plus sign, but with their legs. And I say to him, I don't know if I can do this. So he takes the book from my hands and he says, well, if you come to my yoga class, you'll learn how to do this. And I'm like, is to amortize your yoga class. And he's like, yeah, yeah, it is. And then I'm like, all right, what was the pleasure to meet you? Yeah. So that was, that was my story. Wow. That is quite a story. That is quite a story time with Finn. And then... Q title card.