 The craft foods company makers of craft quality foods presents Harold Perry as the great dildar sleeve The center of attraction at most any well-turned-out meal is often the salad cool and crisp It's a perfect invitation to sit down and eat But the story doesn't end there for the trick of making salads that taste even better than they look is an easy one to learn Just serve them with the one and only miracle whip Miracle whip, you know is made by a secret craft recipe that gives it a famous and Irresistible flavor not too sharp not too bland, but just exactly right Yes, salads are something special when they're made with miracle whip salad dressing so satin smooth so delicious There's no wonder. It's the most popular salad dressing ever created Well, it's May 10th in Summerfield Why on May 10th should the birds be singing so sweetly? Why should the Sun be shining so brightly? Why should the set of orange blossoms fill the air? Why it's Marjorie's wedding day? And the great dildar sleeve is facing it with stoical calm Well, I did a beautiful job tying this ascot tie Some men about to give a bride away would be nervous, but not me No, I my collar keeps sticking up on one side. Hmm. We got the collar button Oh Here it is on the dresser Slippery oyster shell come here button Under the dresser One of you come and retrieve my collar button Where did it go popped under the dresser birdie I'd stoop over for it, but I don't want to break my starched front Yes, let me stoop over stooping good for birdie Make you look nice and trim when you stand up and sing the solo at the wedding birdie. Yes, sir. Yes, you got a button Yeah, thank you birdie here on he I'll do it for you Oh, I can do it myself But if you insist that let Miss Marjorie do it. Mr. Gil Slee It'll be the last time she'll get the tie from now on. She'll be tired. Mr. Bronco's time. Yeah After today Bronco will be roped and tied Oh, wonky there Mr. Gil Slee, you sure look nice in that puffy tie them striped pants might as 50. Yeah rental Now this cutaway coat isn't bad either. I think they cut it away a little far in front though sort of a plunging waistline Aren't you dressing early dressing early well Marjorie I've attended to everything else I'm the ringmaster of this show may as well get dressed for it. Where's my top hat? You gonna wear it around the house? Well, I thought I might try it on again in front of the mirror get the proper angle Mr. Gil Slee's thing by them photographers. How pretty it isn't every wedding that gets photographed by look magazine And I want to look my best for look You're simply terrific. Well, thanks to you. This is the most wonderful wedding a girl ever had Well, everything's running like clockwork. My dear the church was ready at 9 0 5 this morning We leave for the church in our rented limousine at 1202 We marched down the aisle at 1250 and the groom will be kissing the bride at 1 o'clock on the nose If mr. Broncos as nervous as I think he's gonna be that's where the bride gonna get kissed on the nose What is it Leeroy What? 3 hours away. Leeroy ice cream isn't the most important part of the wedding. Are you kidding? Don't let it bother you my boy. I have everything under control. I walk down to PV's and check on the ice cream Why don't you phone, Anki? Well, you don't want to walk down in a top hat and tails all the neighbors will see you Why do you think he's walking? Can I do for you this morning? PV what about the ice cream for the reception? Yeah, why about it? Yeah Well, it hasn't been delivered. No, it hasn't like to carry it home in that hat No, PV, there seems to be a lot of room for jumping up there Pretty big hat. Well, it's a top hat PV for the wedding. My my well We want to do this thing upright I guess everything's in quite a turmoil around your house today not at all PV everything's running like clockwork I do say so myself. I've planned this thing rather well I Certainly this is one wedding that's coming off without a hitch. Well, it isn't much of a wedding without a hitch Brother that was a little witticism. Mr. Gilles, please weddings are sometimes referred to as hitches I know PV like hitching horses. Yes Give me my ice cream PV and I'll be on my way. Yeah. Well, oh Excuse me, Mr. Gilles leave while I answer the phone. Oh, go right ahead PV No, hurry the wedding can always be postponed PV pharmacy Yes Yes Yes Yes, what a yes, man Yes. Oh, yes. Goodbye Who was it PV your wife? No, it was birdie birdie. Why didn't you give me the telephone? You didn't ask for it. Yeah Oh What does she want? She wanted me to ask you to hurry home It seems a man has arrived with a seven-passenger limousine say it's later than I thought You're driving a limousine to the church. Are you Mr. Gilles? You bet look magazine will be there to take pictures and by George. They're not gonna regret it. Well, yeah, see you later Have you heard anything from Bronco's parents they're supposed to ride with us in that limousine the Thompson seven showed up yet Mr. Gilles leave better get on the ball. We should be starting soon the photographer wants to take pictures before the ceremony Yes, Mr. Gilles leave. Yes, birdie. I know there's a lot of important people in this wedding So you can tell that look photography. He don't have to take no pictures of me What's this birdie all I did for the wedding was bake the cake make the punch pressed address by all the neighbors dishes But he don't have to take no picture me You'll have your picture taken birdie well You don't have to take it all I did was bake the cake make the punch press Where's Leroy he don't have to take my picture birdie I'd plan to have him take a picture of you throwing rice after the wedding you did Where's Leroy well, that's oh my goodness To blue suit that turtle at a time like this What take that turtle to church sure March can't get married without the whole family being there Leroy just because you share the same room doesn't mean Elmer has been admitted to the family You come out from under that house and go wash again. Okay What was that? I didn't see the nail. Oh that beautiful $16 suit Things are beginning to fall apart Now hold still Leroy. Okay, imagine the city water commissioner sewing up pants in a cutaway coat Bad birdie doesn't have time to do this. Why sew it up on when I hitch my pants up high my coat covers the rib Stand still Leroy. You're nervous. Don't let the wedding upset you be more like me. You will never get this job done. Okay Don't you have to thread the needle? Oh, yeah Must be the Thompson's at last. Yeah Broncos absent-minded father Leroy you shouldn't say that about mr Thompson, he's a fine man. He just can't remember who's getting married. I'll get it very Wonder why Mrs. Thompson isn't with it. We'll never get off to the church Well, mr. Thompson come in. Oh, hello killed a sleeve at last. I found your house What you've moved haven't you? No, I've been living here for nine years But the last time I came to your house. There was a car in the driveway. It's out in front now, mr. Thompson Oh that explains It'll soon be time to go to the church. Where's Mrs. Thompson Martha Oh, she went by to check the church. The church was checked at 9 0 5 this morning. Well, Martha likes to double-check things Yes, I know. Oh, hello, mr. Thompson. Mr. Thompson. You remember Marjorie. Oh, of course She's going to marry my son Bronco. Yeah now. He's clicking You remember Bronco? Yeah Everybody knows everybody now. I'll tell you why I came She now I did I come oh Could it be that you're going to ride to the church with us? That's it and Martha thought I might come over early and help. There's a wedding today, you know Marjorie isn't the time you got into your wedding dress right away, Anki. Come on birdie. You can hook me up Oh Confusion now gilder sleeve. Don't get nervous. Yeah, watch that needle on well stop twitching me Roy Yeah, you're busy with Lee Roy birdies busy with Marjorie. I think I'll wander into the dining room and look at the cake How's Bronco holding up? Yeah, how many times has he faded? Oh Bronco's in fine spirits. In fact when we left him he was shaving and singing. Well, happy bridegroom What was this thing in the prisoner's song? You Roy oh Sorry, oh Say this is a beautiful wedding cake Three stories. That's right birdie baked that cake. Lee Roy if you don't stand still Too bad of a beautiful white cake like this should get dusty Gilder sleeve. How would it be if I covered it with this long piece of muzzle? You're right ahead mr. Thompson Just keep yourself occupied Yeah Adult protected Frosting's a little sticky. Oh, well, you can always wash the muslin a gilder sleeve. Yeah, I'll do Lee Roy That's it another emergency met everything's running like clockwork again Yes, birdie Stop the clock now I have to launder a bride The great gilder sleeve will be back in just a minute Ever have almost a free-for-all at your house the mealtime kind I mean with the children refusing the salad and you and dad having to put a foot down Well, if you do have such discussions with any member of the family, here's help in a hurry Get miracle whip tomorrow and spring a big surprise then watch them go for their salads For a miracle whip is different from all other salad dressings different and better So much better than it's far and away the most popular salad dressing ever created You see miracle whip is made by a unique recipe not just a salad dressing not a mayonnaise It combines the qualities of both gives you a perfection of flavor. You get in it alone ask for the one and only miracle whip and Try some of the other craft dressings to craft mayonnaise craft French dressing And craft miracle French dressing your grocer is featuring all of them during a big salad carnival this month You'll find some wonderful salad ideas too in the salad carnival ad running in this week Saturday evening post When there's a wedding everybody concerns seems to get a little excited Let's look in on the bridegroom. He seems to have things under control The girl that I marry will have to be as soft in his pink Has a nursery Well, he seems a little nervous too Now let's get back to where the nerves are really jumping birdie is that veil dry yet? I'm trying it with the iron there that does it. Let me have it. I'll go up to Marjorie's room with it And may I take it up for you gildishly? No, mr. Thompson. I ain't taking no chances Yeah, all right birdie. It still looks like muslin to me. I'm sorry about the cake gildish Don't worry about it. Mr. Thompson birdie patched it up. She took some frosting off the back side and put it on the front side Gosh, I hope I get a piece off the front I don't want to get cheated on my own sister's wedding. I can't imagine what's keeping Martha She was invited wasn't she? Yes Let's go please miss Marjorie's gone. She is gone birdie. What are you saying? She's gone She ain't in a role. Where would she go? She knows she's getting married doesn't she please mr. Thompson Maybe she couldn't wait and walk to the church in her wedding outfit Leroy. Well, you walk downtown in yours Yeah, I'll bet that's Marjorie she probably went outside for a little air that's logical Come in Marjorie mr. Gilda sleeve. My name is Martha. Oh, yes, it is a mother Thompson Come in Martha. We've been waiting for you. I had to rearrange the flowers is everything here in order mr. Gilda sleeve Well, Marjorie's missing Marjorie's missing. You don't suppose she backed out to you. Oh good heavens birdie She wouldn't back out right before the wedding. Well, if you go back out of a wedding right before is the last chance you got I Didn't want why the organ was playing Mr. Gilda sleeve. I had a feeling I should be here to take charge. Yeah. Well, I'm sure Marjorie's upstairs someplace now everybody be calm She must be in her room Marjorie She's not here Little Marjorie Where is she gone? Say the door to my room is closed Marjorie Oh, there you are Well, don't you look beautiful in your dress. We've been looking all over for you mighty I'm sorry, Unky Marjorie what's matter nothing? Just felt like coming to your room and being all alone for a little while Before I have to leave you My little girl You've been a wonderful uncle. I know I'm gonna be happy with Bronco, but I've been happy here, too My dear dry your pretty eyes That's it. The people are waiting at the church. Well, it's just that Well, Unky, you're the only father I've ever known What the heck let him wait So you finally got here guilty. Where's Marjorie? She's gone in judge Don't you have something to do is I recall you're the best man Yes, indeed, but I had to check to see that the bride arrived Bronco was getting worried You don't have to worry about this end of the wedding judge. I've got everything under control TV and Floyd's here, too. Hi commissure closed up the barbershop just to see if you'd trip coming down the aisle Well, if you gentlemen will excuse me I'll rejoin the groom in the best. Hey commissure now that the judge is gone. Which one's the getaway car? Well, is that what look here? I want to wire this bomb to the engine Floyd. There'll be none of that I won't hurt nothing just blow off the hood and stink up the car Which one is it Floyd you'll get no such information out of me Hey, I want you the music startin. Good luck. Mr. Gary. Thanks, Peebie and when the minister asked who gives this bride You say I do I know that Peebie Coming Marjorie How do you feel Walter? who You Bronco. Oh me. Oh, that's right. My name is Walter You're not nervous. Are you nervous me? Oh, no Judge Hooker Yes, Bronco I'm scared to death Well, that's a good sign my boy. It shows you're taking this seriously Marriage is a serious step. I'll say it's the most beautiful venture given to mankind The dedication of one life to another Yeah, oh do you have the ring judge? Don't worry Bronco. I have it sewed in my vest pocket. Oh That reminds me I better take my pen knife out and clip the threads What time is it judge won't be long now my boy birdies getting ready to sing Marjorie Broody's getting ready to sing the solo Unki. I'm glad you're with me. Yeah, so am I maybe All the people are turning around to look at us Courage my dear not so fast Marjorie. Peace yourself Will thou have this woman to thy wedded wife to live together after God's ordinance in the holy state of matrimony? Will thou love her comfort her? honor and keep her in Sickness and in health and Forsaking all others keep the only unto her so long as you both shall live I will Marjorie will thou have this man to thy wedded husband to live together after God's ordinance in the holy state of matrimony Will thou love him comfort him? honor and keep him in sickness and in health and Forsaking all others keep the only unto him so long as you both shall live I will as much as Walter and Marjorie have consented together in holy wed luck and have witnessed the same before God and this company and There too have given and pledged their trough each to the other and Have declared the same by giving and receiving a ring and by joining hands. I Pronounced that they are man and wife In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy ghost I'm in And now the groom may kiss the bride if he so desires Marge Where's my handkerchief? This is Thompson relatives Let's get in the car. All right, mr. Gilda sleep Well, we lost a son, but we gained a daughter. That's true and she was beautiful Gilda sleep you lost a daughter, but you gained a son Well, we're all one big happy family Let me help you in Mrs. Thompson. Oh, thank you. Mr. Gilda. Are you getting the back with me Leroy? Okay When I arrived this morning, I was inclined to be a little critical you mother Thompson But I must say everything went off perfect. Yeah, just like clockwork. I even kept Floyd from tinkering with the kids car Oh, yeah, I wouldn't tell him which one was theirs Naturally all of you were invited to Marjorie's wedding But for those of you who couldn't actually be at the church The complete picture story is in the current issue of look magazine now on the newsstands We'll return to the great Gilda sleep in the festivities in just a moment If you're not buying them already it probably won't be long until this summer's tomatoes are on the market So let's plan to show them off in a dish that'll really delight the family and bring compliments from your guests Choose the smallest and rosiest tomatoes you can find Stuff them with coleslaw made with famous miracle whip and serve on a bed of greens They're delicious Just be sure you make them with famous miracle whip salad dressing made by a secret recipe Miracle whip combines the qualities of boiled dressing and fine mayonnaise has a wonderful flavor Tangy yet delicate that simply can't be copied It has a velvety smooth texture too because of a special beater used exclusively by craft Like millions of others you prefer the one and only miracle whip Goodbye, goodbye Love those Thompson's everybody go miss guilty. Yeah, the reception's over Marjorie and Bronco are on their way. There's just the three of us left, buddy You and I and little Leroy and a sink full of dishes Brother this couch feels good boy. What a day It's one piece of cake left. Don't can I have it sure go ahead my boy? I don't think I want it I think I'll go to bed now Leroy. I know it's a temptation to let down after it's all over But let's get the house straightened up. Yes, sir Get all the furniture back wash the dishes vacuum the rugs What a character What a family good night, folks The great gilder sleeve is played by Harold Perry The show is written by Paul West, John Elliott and Andy White with music by Jack Haken Mary Lee Rob is Marjorie and Dick Crenna plays Bronco This is Jay Stewart saying good night for the craft foods company making for the famous line of craft quality food products These should listen in next Wednesday and every Wednesday for the further adventures of the great gilder sleeve Here's a taste test that counts Try any meat without mustard then add a golden dab of craft prepared mustard to your next bite Taste the difference. 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