 Sherman this is site 42 and skip dictation live is the live stream where you guys get to hang out while I record the scp readings uh you can see all the behind the scenes stuff hang out with me chilling the chat i'm gonna pull up the live stream chat right now so i can see you guys along the way or maybe i won't because youtube does not like that at this moment we shall see nope that's still a 504 error let's see if i can get around that because not much of a live stream if i can't chat with you right so youtube don't be a jerk now nope you're still being a jerk now come on please work don't do this to me at this moment uh well while i'm trying to get the chat working i will tell you guys what's going down because it's super exciting uh i've already got scp 3001 fully recorded from yesterday uh if you were here for the marathon wasn't that a blast and now today before i get fully into diving in and editing that i'm going to knock out scp 3086 scp 3086 is very special because it's the one i wrote i wrote this over the last week and a half or so pitched it to a couple people it went up on the site it's currently at positive 14 upvotes which is not been download uh downloaded into oblivion it is tied on the site for about 36 hours uh in text format but now we're going to show reading version because the gimmick of the skip one of the gimmicks is that it's audio only because talking about it in text spreads the memetic effect so i swear to you youtube please open the live stream yes we made it we found it we're in we're in the control room of it and i'm setting up the chat now hello chat hello asimov who was here and now is gone let me reframe this camera for proper reading make sure i turn it on do not disturb mode in case you're new to the stream i use my cell phone to stream uh because my webcam is not existent so here we are boom boom chat is up let's run a microphone test mic check mic check one two one two mic check one two one two all right we have microphone looks good all right and so now as with the beginning of every recording we take our 10 seconds of silence for the noise reduction and meditation noise reduction set now i haven't fully decided if i'm gonna put music behind this because i feel like on one hand music would break the immersion of people but on the other hand recordings are really boring without music so that's the one thing i'm not sure of because i can put some dramatic music behind it because it's supposed to be you know audible or i could be 100 real about it and what's the phrase i'm looking for i can be 100 like method and real so there is no background music because this is supposed to be documentation so we'll uh we'll tackle that along the way and in fact i'm going to leave myself a small out i'm going to record an extra phrase that i might add to the uh script after the mic check that says hey turn down that music a little and that way the music is diagetic and it exists so we'll see how that works maybe we won't want to use that take maybe we will but let's start with that access audio log one access granted wait i think i cracked that yep cracking my first take that's what you do with these early morning streams it's like ah voice voice come back please i need you access access see that's my computer voice cracking i sound like the teenagers on the simpsons who work in the burger restaurants or every other terrible teenager job come on voice get it together access audio log yes that's what i'm talking about access audio log access granted dummy it's access audio log one access audio log one access granted begin log mic check all right i can do better than that i don't like the way i said that okay but we have master vocal track at least something is happening but so that's good master vocal getting started good and then mic check all right hey can you turn that music down a little bit clear some of those little clickies out so yeah we may or may not keep the uh can you turn that music down but we'll we'll see as we go it might be a good way to sneak the diagetic music in there rather than just having random background music that might not fit the theme here's the main documentation move my computer screen a little bit i can't see it under the music stand so i can't tell if i'm successfully recording this over okay now i can kind of see notice this information contains info hazardous and memetic materials and is classified to scp 3086 staff only item number scp 3 i can't say my own item number i wrote it and i messed it up anyways 10 in the morning drinking game every time i mess up my own script drink scp 3086 object class euclid special containment procedures no text or images describing or regarding scp 3086 are to be written typed or drawn any documentation must be dictated from memory and no transcription is to be made of the audio post recording all researchers assigned to scp 3086 are to dictate research notes into digital audio recording devices one instance of scp 3086 is to be kept on a laptop computer with internet hardware removed in a storage locker at site 42 i think i little tipped a little bit let me check i can clean that up good morning scp 055 how are you doing this morning i'm glad you were doing well i am also doing well internet hardware removed internet hardware removed in a storage locker at site 42 contagion testing full internet capable laptops is permitted provided that they take place within a faraday cage that all excess scp 3086 instances are deleted post testing and that all internet capable laptops are reset to factory default and switched off before exiting the cage testing with physical instances has been deemed no longer necessary fan fiction and fan art websites especially those frequented by members of the furry community are to be monitored manually the are to be monitored manually monitor the manually threat okay let's put that up this is so exciting this skip excellent furry community are to be monitored manually monitored manually are to be monitored manually using an alphabetical list of postings for instances of scp 3086 in the event an instance is discovered the spread is to be tracked and all infected sites are to be reverted to an earlier uninfected state any users actively spreading scp 3086 are to be located and amnesticized in accordance with how long they have had who long sentence ran out of breath any users any users is where we're starting from yeah we're gonna machine gun through this skip today because i wrote it so i remember most of it uh i mean still drink anytime i mistakenly say my own script wrong but yeah i we're gonna this isn't going to be a three-hour marathon because although i tell you what for a skip that i myself wrote i wrote some really difficult phrases to read like i i just self-flage elated myself hard because some of these lines are really hard to say with a lot of uh weird ticks that are hard to get through because sometimes i'm a jerk to myself all right so earlier uninfected state any users actively spreading scp 3086 are to be located and amnesticized in accordance with how long they have had knowledge of scp 3086 foundation agents embedded in local governments are to be on the lookout for reports of heavy vandalism of books at municipal libraries if reports pertain to a physical infection of scp 3086 agents are to engage mobile task force cap of five codename haughty librarians to remove all books containing scp 3086 instances all civilians with knowledge of scp 306 can't say my own item number i chose poorly 3086 3086 3086 or remove all books containing scp 3086 instances all civilians with knowledge of scp 3086 are to be treated with class amnestics if a okay so i think i was just i'm gonna do that again drat all civilians with knowledge of scp 3086 are to be treated with class amnestic if the report itself contains an instance of scp 3086 rapid deletion and information transference protocols man drink again gosh darn here we go rapid deletion and information transference lockdown protocols are to be implemented description scp 3086 is a self-replicating fictional character brought into being when referred to in text or image form instances can be created by writing or typing its proper name george the chinchilla as well as using first second or third person well as using first second or third person pronouns note despite being named george an instance will still be created when using feminine pronouns an instance will still be created when feminine pronouns are used okay just fix that one real quick and continue cut it back cut it back boom third person pronouns when feminine pronouns are used continuing an instance of scp 3086 can also be created drat an instance of scp oh oh a typo a typo in my own work i'm going to fix it oh because i wrote it i could fix it it's an instance of scp going in fixing a typo in an scp i wrote that's so cool this is still alive it's not dead it's not down focused into oblivion instance of scp 3086 yay going back in reading the stuff all right so from where we were and an instance of scp 3086 can also be created in image form provided that the illustrator specifically intended to draw a picture of scp 3086 drawing talent does not seem to alter this effect even poorly drawn stick figures can become an instance if they are drawn with intent to create a picture of scp 3086 scp 3086 can also be created accidentally provided at least seven descriptors match examples matching descriptors the name george chinchilla anthropomorphic teal clumsy best friend jaunty the odds of accidental creation of an instance by the public are extremely low however the furry community has a higher chance of creating instances and must be monitored closely scp 3086 instances can spread from their original text to new documents in physical text this can be accomplished via paper to paper touch if scp 3086 is written on a page one at uh asimov can you remember whether or not it was a sphere i got to make that break a little bit longer full all right we made it pretty far that run paper to paper touch if scp 3086 is written on page one of a book i can say that better if scp 3086 is written on page one of a book will eventually be copied onto all attached pages scp 3086 is especially virulent online with instances being able to travel from web page to web page via links on its original page once the text is infected by scp 3086 the instance will proceed to radically alter the text and images surrounding them to conform to its narrative although slight variations occur the standard narrative constructed by scp 3086 aims to inform readers about the life children's author slash animator sol syslack starting at his birth in greenville illinois and continuing through the entirety of his life let me make sure i didn't study that starting at his not study that i said stutter wrong starting at his yeah i stuttered that starting his birth in greenville illinois and continuing through the entirety of his life themes in the story are typically about the general kindness and immense talent of mr syslack and end with the author achieving fame fortune and dying happy and immortalized in history by his beloved mascot scp 3086 the possibility of sapience in scp 3086 has been ruled unlikely although instances attempt to multiply no signs of self preservation such as covering their trail by changing links behind them have been observed darn no no i didn't record any of that ah snap ah snap didn't hit the recording button that is voice acting lesson number 279 er see why can't 055 be used in chat rooms uh it's probably that it can be documented but then you don't remember the documentation when you're done with it right i mean that's my first guess uh bleach can i create your idea for an scp is an idea or is it a draft i mean either way i'm not opposed i'm just is it like i have this idea for an scp or is it uh i wrote this draft that i want you to check out you got a draft uh the gmail is uh scp site 42 at gmail if you want to send me a link i can check it out yeah yeah shoot it to the scp site 42 gmail that way i can check it later because you know right now recording uh yeah i can put it here in that chat that makes sense and if you guys want to email site 42 for any reason here's the email address ding and meanwhile pinko yeah draft to darned everything is dire everything is dire okay so god how much did i miss where am i back to starting at his birth in greenville starting at his birth in greenville illinois and continuing through the entirety of his life nope and continuing through the entirety of his life nope and continuing through the entirety of his life oh no i found another typo man having to read this word for word i'm finding all of my typos man going back down going back down hidden typos in the text where's the next one where's the next one it's down lower find it now i'm gonna fix the mistakes i made writing this skip fricked up continuing through the entirety of his life man that's two times that i just omitted the word of like of terrible word no one likes of of is for suckers all right let me go and see if i got that but how that sound yeah okay that works well unidad dojik 6 pro 682 is not a site 42 problem so uh we're gonna let site 19 handle that why does mobile task force gamma 13 keep showing up to my chats this is he they show up a lot what's their codename continuing through the entirety of his life themes in the story are typically about the general kindness and immense talent of mr. syslack and end with the author achieving fame fortune and dying happy and immortalized in history by his beloved mascot scp 3086 the possibility of sapience and scp 3086 has been ruled unlikely although instances attempt to multiply no signs of self-preservation such as covering their trail by changing wings behind them have been observed scp 3086 seems to only have two ba ba ba ba ba oh i did not know that uh they were asimov's law bringers oh i didn't know that asimov's rule breaker was a pun on an already established mobile task force that is not something i knew i am learning new things about uh scp puns cp puns man they're like layers to everything nice okay so have been observed scp 3086 seems to only have two functions self-replicate and spread its narrative despite exhaustive research no evidence of an author slash animator by the name of syslack can be found in the greenville illinois area nor does any mention of artwork created by him appear outside of scp 3086 instances addendum 3086-a excerpt of page affected by scp 3086 covenants back clenched abruptly still and he said with preternatural quietness are you trying to drive me crazy his ominous tone startled her chilled her for an instant her courage stumbled she felt the river and the ravine closing around her like the jaws of a trap then covenant world and struck her a stinging slap across the face the force of the blow sent her staggering back into the light of the grappling he followed quickly his face contorted in a wild grin as she caught her balance caught one last clear terrified look at him she felt sure that he meant to kill her the thought paralyzed her she stood dumb and helpless while he approached oh my god pinko i had not even considered murphy law meets 3086 ah that'd be cool the thought paralyzed her murphy law is part of scp 3043 uh it's super fun to read it's actually the first large special effects scp reading i did because the entire thing is a film noir themed scp murphy law is a hard-bitten detective who always does the right thing but does it in a bad way i'm no hero kid so yeah murphy law is one of my very favorite scp's he's not even the scp scp 3043 it's a mystery so i'm not gonna knew it but i'm not going to spoil the mystery of scp 3043 but murphy law is a part of it and it's amazing go watch my video on murphy law scp 3043 later on because it's great i it's one of my favorite videos that i've made but uh so yeah he has powers that george here would find very difficult but thought paralyzed her she stood dumb and helpless while he approached reaching her he nodded his hands in the front of her shift and rent the fabric like a veil but you know who wouldn't do terrible and unmentional things to women okay so pop quiz i've got five people in this chat four people either way opinions at this point i can start doing a george the chinchilla voice or it makes more sense that this is being read by the researcher so he's not going to start doing a voice right so i could do it because it's audio to start doing a george the chinchilla voice or exactly keep it the researcher for now that way when i do do the voice at the end it's crazy so there won't be a voice now there will only be a voice at the grand finale because the finale is when the researchers taken over good call i like it i'm glad all of you foundation saffron agreement with this plan we're all right there site 42 has got it together although that is eventually going to be george the chinchilla voice and i'm very excited to get to the end where it shows up i thought paralyzed her she stood dumb and helpless rent the fabric like a veil but you know who wouldn't do terrible and unmentionable things to women sol sislak he's a real great fella and i'm not just saying that because he's my pa your good buddy george the chinchilla has been around the block a few times and i've never met a man so devoted to putting smiles on the faces of children since the day he was born at the family home in greenville illinois he always wanted to write draw all sorts of artistic things he made me when he was seven years old and we were the best of friends all through his career in children's books and animation ube works Walt disney they worshiped my pa and his entrepreneurial spirit that's why today you can find me george the chinchilla on on every type of printed media imaginable i think i skipped something hold on okay i didn't skip that part i thought i skipped that part but i didn't skip that part george find me george the chinchilla on every type of printed media imaginable sol sislak's greatest dream is going to come true and everyone hey wow actually watching the live welcome every type of printed media imaginable sol says that's greatest dream sol says that's greatest dream is going to come true and everyone is going to know his name on dendem 3086-b incident 3086-7 the largest containment breach of scp 3086 took place on march 31st 2014 for approximately 17 minutes an instance of scp 3086 traveled from inception on furry4life.org through tumblr.com before arriving in the email address of a nintendo of america employee finally taking up residence and altering the contents of the nintendo.com homepage foundation technical personnel managed to revert the page after three minutes and a cover story was decimated not disseminated yeah lorraine uh we all have usernames i'm the only one who doesn't use my username because i have like an acting page so these are all people i met on the internet from the scp site haha for the page three minutes and the cover story was disseminated by agents implanted in internet media sites alleging an early april fools prank by sega team using their blue hedgehog mascot to confuse the public an obscure memory of scp 3086 excerpt from incident 3086-7 all right so i'm going to throw this out there i'm pretty happy that out of all of this writing i managed to get like popular references to tumblr nintendo sega like to make sense in narrative and like make this go memetic and stuff and it doesn't sound stupid uh getting furries in there i think is hilarious 42 an actual canon entry in the site list as the place where non-volatile containment procedures are held and audio visual recordings are produced for the foundation yeah right now i have an audio hub that no one knows about it's uh these shirms great skip dictations and that is the main list hub for all of my readings uh on wiki and then beyond that and i mean it's just full of links to the youtube channel because everything's a link to the video and the article it's really clean i like it so uh but now that i'm doing the shirms declassified i kind of did site 42 since i was going to have different shows i would have like the site 42 hub so we could use site 42 in universe as a audio archive as well as what's the phrase i'm looking for as yet containing non-volatile audio procedures and creating uh audio visual stuff for foundation sites that's that's where we send all the av kids excerpt from incidents also not gonna lie i'm exceptionally proud of uh mobile task force uh haughty librarians uh i am just very proud of that task force yoshi's new island available now amazing from beginning to charming end techno buffalo dot com you're looking for charming look no further than your best bud george the chinchilla who needs a dinosaur with a baby italian plumber on his back when we can go on the wackiest adventures to the jauntiest tunes the big band has to remember it's all thanks to the greatest entertainment magnate and all around great guy sol sislak sol could spend literal days cooped up in his basement drawing panel after painstaking panel by hand he always was such a perfectionist which is why he believes that nobody could draw me the way he could and refused to hire anyone else to help animate his features sol was the most dedicated paw that chinchilla could ever have a rat was the most dedicated but paw that a chinchilla could ever a gosh darn it having to if you ever write a skip here's what you do for your draft you force yourself to read it word for word you'll find every typo every single one no matter what geez okay okay largest containment breach la la la la la dedicated the paw that a chinchilla could ever have got it yo she's island by the way behind the scenes i actually went in the way back machine and went to the nintendo homepage on march 31st 2014 to confirm what was on the homepage because i had planned on having george zinchilla replace mario if mario was on the homepage it was just going to be a big george zinchilla which i'm assuming he still kind of did but on march 34th 2014 it was very specifically a splash page for yoshi's new island so that is why that is in the script because that is what was on that day and i did my homework i did my homework all right that's that and the typo's gone so now sol the chinchilla sol was the most dedicated paw sol was the most dedicated paw that a chinchilla could ever have he could spend hours drawing and redrawing my whiskers to get the perfect angle for every frame with that kind of work ethic it's no wonder he's the foremost animation wizard of the entire universe addendum 3086-c further research into mr sislak discovered the author slash animators obituary in a box recovered from the basement of the now defunct offices of the newspaper the item the obituary submitted by the county coroner reads sol sislak 1901 to 1947 greenville illinois dratt greenville illinois native yeah the obituaries are weird because there's so many commas that you never know which one is a break in which one isn't 1901 to 1947 greenville illinois native passed away in his home one week ago no relatives to speak of he will be missed by friends the attached coroner's note reads decomposition is consistent with one week between death and discovery neighbors discovered corpse due to smell quoted sol even manages to be a real bastard from beyond the grave neighbors note large amount of liquor bottles around the work desk well i just said that wrong all right take another drink sherman said his own script wrong he wrote it doesn't mean he can read it's bastard from beyond the grave neighbors note large amount of liquor bottles around work desk neighbors note large amount of liquor bottles around work desk cause of death self-inflicted gunshot addendum 3086-d test proposal 3086-f researcher evans has proposed testing copies of documents listed in addendum 3086-c with scp 3086 test proposal 3086-f is currently under consideration correction test proposal 3086-f has been approved cscp 3086-f test log and falsetto come back falsetto come back to me i need to end this log and log there we go all right georgia chinchilla round one comes out to about 10 minutes and you know some of that will change with uh what the oh there we go some of that will shorten up but not a whole lot of it i went through and was pretty clean about uh cutting things to where the breaths are so that's about 10 minutes a scale oh minus uh let's cut that back to the beginning yeah that's about nine minutes and 54 seconds before we get to the oh god oh god everything goes wrong log all right so hey while i have people here i mentioned this early on before you guys showed up but another artistic scp question most of the time recordings benefit from music however having music is artistic and might not be befitting of an scp documents so we have three options here that i can think of number one just no music let it sit it's going to make the recording a little more boring but it's going to make it the most proper like 100 this is the cleanest way to do it option two is to have music in the background and it should have music because it's good and art and people will let that slide uh option three is that i have a little extra take line that i can add into the log that is hey can you turn that music down so there will be music playing during the mic check and then he has them turn it down and that makes the music diegetic so that there's diegetic music which is music that's in universe so you know on one hand in universe music might not be the most professional but it could be that per so yeah that way another researcher is playing some music and that explains why there's music in the background uh i'm not sure which way to go with that so if you guys have an opinion on that throw it up in the chat but while you're thinking of that i'm going to go into audio log two which is not going to have music because it's just going to have klaxons containment breach sound uh oh so here we go access audio log two access granted begin log alert site 42 is currently undergoing a containment breach this message has been declassified specifically to the memetics and info hazards division it's very difficult to explain the current breach event as doing so incorrectly would spread the breach outside of site 42 infection vectors related to our breach were initially text and image but events during the latest tests caused a memetic mutation event audio recordings and speech have also become active infection vectors in the event of audio recording infection all recordings on the device affected will have their audio altered to match similar narratives to those found in prior text and image infections the effect it has on speech is especially virulent there's currently several researchers infected and spreading the contagion across the site they're trying to get into this office right now please send help repeat please send more people to site 42 to meet your best pal in the whole wide world george the chinchilla i'm at the forefront of everyone's minds right now literally i was in a real sad state to hear what happened to my pa good old sol says like certainly didn't deserve to go out the way he did that's okay though because i'm going to buckle up my spots and give 110 percent to make sure everybody whoever is or was can't stop talking about the most magnificent maestro of making magic sol says lack and mob i've got to listen to what this sounds like site 42 is currently this message has been declassified specifically to the memetics and info hazards division it's very difficult to explain what click there i can take out is doing so incorrectly would spread the breach outside of site 42 infection vectors related to our breach were initially text and image but events during the latest tests caused a memetic mutation event audio recordings and speech have also become active infection vectors in the event of audio recording infection all recordings on the device affected will have their audio altered to match similar narratives to those found in prior texts and image infections the effect it has on speech is especially virulent there's currently several researchers infected and spreading the contagion across the site they're trying to get into this office right now please send help repeat please send back 42 to meet your best pal in the whole wide world george the chinchilla i'm at the forefront of everyone's minds right now literally i was in a real sad state to hear what happened to my paul good old sol says like certainly didn't deserve to go out the way he did that's okay though because i'm gonna buckle up my spat and give 110 percent to make sure everybody whoever is or was can't stop talking about the most magnificent maestro of making magic all right i needed to check uh because the uh the researcher there is starts out this is going on this is going on i'm trying to be professional but i'm gonna have to add some banging noises and klaxons because that is an audio alert of a bad situation so there's gonna have to be alarms then there's gonna have to be banging then he's gonna have to slip up and say uh say the wrong thing so he gets transformed so yeah we made it that is scp 3086 we've cleaned up some typos in it we have recorded it that adds an extra minute and a half so it's an 11 and a half minute skip in audio but because i made the text logs it's wholly okay for people to just read it because in my comments on the discussion for 3086 someone mentioned that scp 1159 was also audio only because it could not be typed about but what happened is a lot of people did not like having to listen to it so i put mine up as text first kind of because i wanted it to survive just based on the writing rather than a gimmick and heck now that it's 11 and a half minutes i'm very glad i put it up as text and now i'm gonna add this mp3 to the top of the page as of this should be what you do but if you want to listen to it it's there the whole thing okay so because yeah a lot of people were mad that there was no transcript someone eventually made a transcript for it but i don't think it was the writer i think someone else made a transcript for them so yeah oh see that's what happens when you do candle i didn't say it i did not say his name because i know what happens when you say his name and you can't say his name and i would not be dumb enough to say his name oh i didn't say candle jack okay but that's that so actually as an abral fools joke next year you guys know now i'm going to try to uh make an audio recording of the skip that can only be done in pictures there we go the perfect it's just a silent silent recording with a photo slideshow of the pictures from it done abral fools day complete okay so yeah so yeah this is if i had to summarize 3086 from the writer's perspective it would be fred with the powers of 3043 a baby version in the beginning but it gets upgraded to a full version when you make it mad later on and then fred is an entity that exists no matter what and travels from story to story so there's only one fred george his evil twin fred and george ha get it does not exist unless you create him and you can create multiples and multiples and multiples and they are trying to take over the world because they're the evil twin so that's kind of where the concept of 3086 came together it's like bit of this bit of that bit of that initially i kind of wanted it to be sad where like this i cut off the entire second audio log because i wanted the idea to be a there's this really happy cartoon character trying to spread the word about its creator to that ended really badly for that creator and their character doesn't know it and that's a little tragic and see the final test proposal is let's show him his dead dad and see what happens which is awful and so i ended it there with someone with the thought being well that's awful god why would you do that but then i got a couple mentions in formatting that it just kind of dropped off and ended that didn't feel like there was a payoff so i added the second audio log and boom uh i mean it's a grim dark ending but who doesn't love a grim dark ending right and uh yeah anybody who talks about george or uh because yeah that's the big secret you cannot write about george you can't draw george and you can't talk about george listening to it doesn't hurt seeing it doesn't hurt reading it doesn't hurt it's only when you spread the gospel of george in any way that he becomes a part of you so that's like the gimmick to the skip but then i also use that to get the audio gimmick so y'all dog y'all heard you like gimmick so i put a gimmick in my gimmick i don't know what you would do with the gimmick so you could do that while you do that but anywho i've blabbered on the hand of this for long enough what's the first rule of george club i see a zero five five you're a monster don't talk about george club all right so i need someone to draw a teal chinchilla and that way we can make don't talk about george club memes because that's amazing but i can't draw so if we just had a little teal chinchilla it has to be jaunty because it's 1920s themed it has to have spats and has an anthropomorphic jazz age teal chinchilla don't talk about george club and then so yeah we've reached the end folks we got it done i'm gonna edit this post it onto 3086 put it on my youtube channel and then beyond that thank you for hanging out for this hour for the 3086 hour hope you guys had fun in the live stream in the chat uh like share and subscribe videos spread the channel we're at like 315 ish subscribers now we jumped up 40 subscribers in the last two days that's pretty epic uh and then from there if you 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