Zelda II WITH LYRICS - brentalfloss





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Published on Dec 25, 2010

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On the 12th day of BRENTmas, my true love sent to me... a brand new WITH LYRICS song, WHEEE!

Special thanks to Dave Bulmer for providing his pleasing English baritone voice for the epilogue narration. Check out his awesome video game music videos and more at http://youtube.com/demontomatodave

Also, special thanks to ScrewAttack's Professional Jared for letting me borrow the boots, sword, shield, and cartridge.

Also, special thanks to Matt Villanueva for waking me up in time to get the exterior shots, as well as his fine cinematography skills.

And finally, a VERY VERY SPECIAL THANKS to Ben Ambroso and Drew Bramlett for literally CREATING the Link costume for me with only a day's notice. Sorry about the ears, fellas, we had some technical difficulties and were racing against the weather. You are both true lifesavers!


Link! You're on the alert again
So put on your skirt again!
Get ready to fight till it hurts
Have a nap, take a squirt, Begin!
Another adventure through the countryside!
Kicking some ass! Kicking some ass, Kicking some ass!
The baddies are on the rise since Ganon died
Stay off the grass! Stay on the road, get off the grass!

The yellow road is your priority, you're sorta like Dorothy... MAN UP!
You'll have to fight your shadow hand to hand (Again, just like Peter Pan)

There will be rats (radical rats!) with boomerangs
Link, is that your wang?

Hyrule is strange, every new game it changes,
the map rearranges and I don't know where to go
Zelda is comatose, maybe she overdosed,
by the way what happened to your bow?

Here we go now
Link you are patrolling, sidescrolling, and Ganon's trolling
Sure, this title's clunky and funky, but look, a monkey!

You must gain XP (In P bags) Like an RPG (Yes, P bags)
Still though, run away (la la la) From the KKK, what the fff—

Link! Go stab a statue so that you can heal your ass dude
Don't whine that it's harder, you martyr, now go walk on water!

Learn to thrust up and down, visit a tiny town,
This lady gives you care, what does she do in there?
You get an extra life from Zelda merchandise, now go forth,
your adventure is nigh!
You shall go to Death Mountain, fly fly!
It's called Death Mountain 'cause you will DIE.
Why is this part so hard, Jesus WHY?
But not halfway as hard as the end
Just expect to get buttraped my friend
'Cause your shadow is set to attack
He knows all of your moves, plus he's black!
He might be Ganon's ghost but you have to persevere
(Believe me)
Or just use this here
(Game Genie)
Link you must prevail
(For Zelda)
Link you must not fail, now go!


So once again you've saved your countrymen from certain death
Your sleeping beauty is awake but watch out, morning breath
You will have more daring escapades,
Challenges along the way
Maybe you will learn to play the flute some other day
But for now
Look buddy you saved the world
Yeah buddy you got the girl
You did really great! Celebrate, have a date, procreate,
Link you win!

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Bradley Clark
2:34 He knows all of your moves. Plus he's black. I can't tell if that was a racist joke or not. Either way it's funny.
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That's got to be Dave Bulmer reading the text after Link beats Dark Link. This must be Dave's first appearance in any Brentalfloss with lyrics I would think. This brings me to another question. Immediately after that, Brent goes into a nice 2-part harmony that culminates with "there will be more daring escapades/challenges along the way/maybe you will learn to play the flute some other day." while showing various clips of classic Zelda games. I LOVE that part, it's one of my favorite moments in all his videos and inspired me to play A Link to the Past about 4 years ago, all the way through and beat it (which took at least a month) since I had never really made a dent in it before. My question is, we know how well Dave does a capella harmonies. Did Dave have a hand in helping Brent create that 2 part harmony that followed Dave's part?
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Chris Gahr
1:18 I always sing this part when I play the temple stage in smash bros melee.
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Guys ... this song came out before Hyrule Historia ... so I think y'all should give him a break. Zelda 2 is the last game in the timeline though.
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Juan Perez
Zelda games? In chronological order? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The Amazing Anon
Best weirdo ever
Falmine Hopkins
"I'm an old man and I wear a fancy robe..." That's the only part I really remember every time I sing this XD
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Danny Malzahn
Nintendo should make another side scrolling Zelda game
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That was f'n brilliant! 
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