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Ranching Awesome (Thrift Shop Parody)

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Published on Mar 11, 2013

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LYRICS
I'm just a cattle guy
I've got 20,000 pounds of cow feed
I'm, I'm, I'm watching
All the cows a munching
This is ranching awesome!
I walk up to the farm like, "what up I got a big shop"
I'm so pumped about my kids, there the next crop.
Ice in the tanks, is so dang frosty
The cows are like Moo! That's cold as as ice tea
Rollin out the feed truck all the cows are hungry
 looking lean.
Fire up the loader tractor, its all John Deere green.
Dump in the hay my girls are sitting next to me.
Popped in some Possum Boys, listening the Bumble Bee.
(hisssssss) What's This?! I just fixed it!

Now I'm pumping it, dropping it, patch the hole and popping it.

 Back to feeding bovines any longer and they will be thin.
Flipping feed out in the bunk the cattle eat it by the chunk.
The cows are happy now my daughter says she has an itch.
They are watching Farming Style, We are watching Farmer Style.
No for real, write this down, I'm gonna show you rancher style.
Hello, hello, my duck tape fello
.
Mr. red green is my duck tape hero.
The Kansas storms bringing fear of loss to those.
Us ranchers are like, "aw that's how the wind blows.

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What you know bout your steak and the marbling?
What you know bout leather boots that you walk in?
I'm flippin I'm flippin sit on down and let us eat.
Let's talk about all of the omega 3
.

Thank the ranch man for feeding that smoking hot steak.
And the farmer for filling the bovines plate.
We like to get together with all of the neighbors.
And talk about the steak and all of its flavor.
This sirloin, the t-bone, the filet and the rib eye.
They were all grown by this earth loving cattle rancher.
My pappy he's an earth loving cattle rancher.
This place was started by my grandpa he a cattle rancher.

City folk be like, oh that prairie fire its just not right.
I like yo, now you listen and sit tight.
The goal of the mission is to reduce the tree addition.
Cattle don't eat trees so this a not gonna passes.
I call that weeds killing prairie grasses.
I call that killing the prairie business.
The fires the answer yo.

And now its april 26, we save our prairie with the wind blowing
.
Burning the grass kills the trees, brings new growth.

Wind sweeping cross the prairie makes alot of smoke
man that a lota smoke.

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