 Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa! Hey, welcome back! This is part two, to our reaction to, Kabi-ha? Kabi-na. This is part two. If you're watching this on YouTube, obviously, just like the first part you can see a very cut up version of it. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes no! Woo! So smart. We're so smart. You can see a very cut up version. If you'd like to see the full one, cut version, you can head over to Patreon, of the language scriptural and the pinned comment and let's just get back into this. Thank you. Now the turntables. Let's go. Hey, Chris. Why are you cursing Manak? This is our mutual matter. Let's just talk here. Why? Manak, I'm sorry. I know that I've been waiting for you since 6 o'clock. Since 6 o'clock? Yes. But Sunil had told me at 7 o'clock. That's what I want to say. Look, we had fixed the time at 6 o'clock. He's gone mad. We had fixed the time at 6 o'clock. He took me to the restaurant. Yes. You told me that you were meeting Manak at 7 o'clock. You're lying. I had told you at 6 o'clock. No, Chris. You had told me at 7 o'clock. Remember. Don't be shy, Sunil. But why would I lie? If I had told you, why would I lie at 7 o'clock? I could have told you at 8, 9, 10, or Monday Tuesday. I could have told you that Chris isn't coming. I could have told you. Do you agree, Chris? I don't know who's lying. Who's that? NSN, if you're pretending to be in love with people, if you promise to lie, and if you get caught in their trap, and if you touch a number of flowers, then tell them that you also pretended to be in love with them and tried to trap you in your trap. What? Yes, right? But I didn't mean that. I swear, Rana. I respect you so much. Why does that mean I swear? You probably deserve that Shah Rukh Khan. If we're being honest. So, Shah Rukh Khan is a bad guy. He's manipulative. He's a bad guy. He's a liar. It's really hard not to like him, though. Don't touch me. Please. We treat our food like gods, okay? Come on, let's not disrespect the food. Am I right? Was that foam? Sir, this is not a road. Shorty shorts. Wow, sounds like Coldplay. That's what I have on the hook. If it was in Manak's place, he would have slapped you. He also slapped you. He slapped you? What can I do? Forgive me, Father. Father, please tell me a way. Please, Father. Shorty shorts. They're really shorty shorts. Listen, there will be something in you that can win Manak's heart. But what, Father? I don't have anything. There will be something. Music. Music? Oh, music? You play such good music. That's a very bad fake beard, by the way. Thank you, Father. Thank you very much. One, two, three, four. Look at that place. The drums and the... I heard that you play very good music. Thank you, Father. Thank you. But not here. Keep the sheet over there. Come. Come. Here. Keep the sheet over here. I was thinking that this song won't work in Chinatown. It won't work at all. Actually, it will flop. Really? It will flop? Did you hear that? When Kiriqi was getting married, this song was so popular. Chinatown? Yes. Wow! There's something else in the world. Brother, what will be the result of this Thai-suit song? You can think. What did you say? There should be a song in which there is something about the people who come to Chinatown. Oh. No. Something about their life. Something that they can identify with. A song about... A song about crime and criminals. Do you agree? Do you agree, Anand? Bullshit. It's all nonsense. No, it's not. It's nonsense. And anyway... Put a quass down here. I've seen this song. Wow! It's not even written. You don't need the song. Just forget it, okay? Come on, Chris. You don't need it. You don't need it. A song about crime and criminals. Don't waste your time, Sunid. It's all old songs. It's nonsense. What's that electric piano plugged into? Wow. Talent? Talent. If you say it, I'll leave Ben too. If not, I'll leave Ben too. Ben? You don't need it. Somebody just said it? I'll take care of them. The quass. Uh-oh. Not again. The quass is off the charts. Off. No. Dreadlocks, guys. Back. Who's Dori? Anthony. The city is very big. Don? Don. You guys are quiet. Keep your mouth shut. Hilarious, boss. Give us a chance to listen to new songs. Boss. He's the guy who broke our car. Really? Is this a mosquito? Yes. Don't do it. We'll finish this show after this show. Seamless transition. And do this musical number. They just had prepared and ready. How's it done? How's it done? How's it done? What production value? It's like, oh, this guy sounds great. He sang. He moved me, Bob. He laughed. He cried. Come here. Yes, boss. Oh, yeah. We hate him. I forgot. But he did make the criminals not kill us. So that is a positive. I'm very sorry, huh? Bye. Hey, Sunil. Come here. Where are you going? Because of you, we're saved today. No. And because of you, the band is hit. That's right, Sunil. You're too good. You're really very good. Thank you very much, Chris. We forgive you for trying to steal his girl. She's yours now. You're welcome. I'm sorry, Sunil. It's all right. Yeah! I'm not sure why she apologized. Yeah, I don't know. Sunil should still be the one to apologize. Yeah. I thought it was that for a second. Whoa! You're not even married. Lip kissing? What is this? Bacquoise. Become dark. My best friend and my chick love each other. And I'm so sad. Man, does that make me feel... really bad. Improvved. Just tell him to kill him. Vasco. Feel it. Feel it. Feel it. Yes, Vasco. That's what happened to me. And we'll talk to our friend. We'll talk to our friend. Such a caring, emotionally available, Don. We love to see it. Don't worry, my friend. Sunil crawled through all of his walls with his song. I'm not your Anthony. I'm not your Anthony. I'm not your Anthony. You're not asking, right? We'll get it. What's the point in crying about this? Look! Yes! You're a daughter's father. Oh my God. And she's yours, you marry her. Do it. Vasco, book a hotel in Ooty. Hold on. Hold on. Have you gone crazy? Are you insane? What? That's where Rahman happened. Okay. Vasco, go to the hotel. Just break the bar. She doesn't love you. She doesn't love you. Chris, Bangalore is going away. Just from his lock. I am talking about that relationship that is being arranged between you and Sharon right now. What? She is beautiful, talented and hopeful. I can't believe this. Look, Sharon doesn't have a sister in my life. Your family is a very big family. Where name, money, respect, everything is there. Your parents also want you to get married in the same society. What are you saying aunty? I don't believe in all this. There is a good news for you all. You will be happy to know that right now we have arranged for our son Chris. Bro, talk to your child first. Can you just stand here and wait? I am going to go announce my marriage really fast. Now the door is open for Sunil. Even though he is a terrible person. Try to deceive you. Okay brothers, now you will start preparing for your next show. You only have two days left. Why do you have a month? Like a cigarette. You should have a new song. Where are you alone? She won't come today. Why? She is not feeling well. Isn't there anything serious? No, nothing serious. She will come on time from tomorrow. Okay. Tell me. Tell me. Chris's parents have arranged for her marriage with a girl named Sharon. Really? I came to know about this last night. This is very unfortunate. 14th? 14th? There was something today. Something very important. I had some work. But what was the work? There was something. But what was it? I can't remember now. Oh my God! What happened? Hey Imran! Tony! Tony! Tony! How did I forget? But what happened? Today my result is going to come. Result is going to come? Hey Imran! I am going. What are you doing? Hey Prabhu! It has happened three times. Pass it this time. Please. Oh Lord and Master. Master of the Universe. Please pass it. Hey God! Please pass it to me. His results are in the paper. Hotel! Look! Pat! Pat! Tell me. This doesn't make any difference from degree to degree. Ask me. Pat, it makes a difference. It makes a difference to my father. If they know that I have failed, they will put me in that garage. And then stop coming out of my house. And then neither this music, nor this band, nor this Chinatown. You didn't fail. You have passed. Pass, man. You have missed your number in this newspaper by mistake. Got it? No. It is very simple, man. Fake mark sheet. Daddy is very angry. He has found out that you have failed. Be careful. I am dead. I am dead. Pat! Do something. Save me. Don't worry. What did you say? Did you pass? Yes. I am trying to say this from such a low level. Yeah, he has passed. He missed his number by mistake. He missed it? No. Look at the mark sheet. Prabha! Come quickly. Sunil's results are in. You checked the mark sheet, right, Pat? No. It will be fine. Anthony has made it. If God wants, he will definitely pass next time. Yes. Prabha! This time in the first class. What? First class? Yes. If you look at the mark sheet, you will go crazy. And in economics, you are 95 percent. What have you done? 95 percent? Is there anything less? No. It is too much. It is too much. I just wanted to pass. I wanted a mark sheet. Third class. You should have told me earlier. Anthony is a great fan of yours. I can do more than that. How can you get such a good mark after failing three times? Why can't I get it? My son has got it, right? Yes. Yes, mother. The truth is that I had studied only this time. And today, you have brought your talent first. Sunil, give it to your parents with your own hands. The total is Rs. 1500 for one show. Rs. 1500? Well done. Well done, son. Pat, I don't like it. I cheated my parents. I shouldn't have done that. You cheated your friends and your love just earlier, though. Starting to realize what it does to people. Ah! Turning a new leaf. Yeah. It's going to be reformed. Maybe I shouldn't be a garbage person. I was wondering how they were going to get the girl with Shahrukh Khan. Think, Panther? Yeah. Very similar. It's been Panther. Is that sweet or creepy? I mean, I think right now, with the way she's feeling abandoned, she finds it sweet and endearing. Nobody in this movie has spatial awareness. She didn't hear or see her at all. Hey, and that'll be the number part. One reaction to sometimes yes, sometimes no. Or, as I like to call it, Khabi Ha, Khabi Na, because I speak pure Hindi. If you saw us on YouTube, obviously you saw a very cut-up version. If you'd like to see the full-on cut version, you can have it on Patreon. I'll put the link in the description on the pinned comment. On to part three!