 Hey, welcome back to the 85th time show. It is your man, Carlos Miller. What's up, Chad? How you living? Chad, I'm your man, Chad Ubrey. One of the loudest news from Nebraska. I don't know what he over there eating. It looks like some King Wise, some shit that he got from a girl named Kenosha. Um, bro, we got a very special family member making his triumphant return. Man, tell them from the journey, halfway across Middle Earth, he has gone to collect the knowledge and bring it back to the company. My man, you know I mean you love him. Salvador Domingo. Come on, man. Come on, man. Hey. Hey. Welcome to the trap. Hey. Welcome back. Hey, just because I ain't been here don't mean I left. Yeah, you've been on the journey. Just because I ain't been here don't mean I left. Self-discovery. They told me I wasn't on here. Who said that? They said you ain't never been on here. Who told you that? Everybody. Everybody. You got to talk to them. Please tell them. I'm tired of answering questions. Hey, man. So you ain't on the 85 style show no more? Have you seen me on it? Because I'm not on it, don't mean I'm not there. Do you understand what I'm saying? Man, motherfuckers just be hitting me saying weird shit. Like, hey, man, you and Clay need to work that out. I was like, what? What is that? Nigga. Nigga. They told me in my comments, they said, man, why the fuck you suit the 85 style show? I said, Nick, I was like, hey, man, I'm going to tell you right here. Live and in 3D. I'm going to pull up on this nigga before I sue him. Hey, man, I was on Twitter. We going to have the lawsuit after the pull up, nigga. It ain't never going to... I was on Twitter and the motherfuckers like, ooh, I'm such and such. Call us to Clayton here. I hope you don't pop off. I'm going to go live. I was like, man, what the fuck is that they made up? Go on, man. Look, just because y'all want to make us some shit, it ain't no shit. They told me I wasn't in it no more. White ladies told me in California, that's what had me nervous. I don't know what... Who the fuck... I don't know, but she with the damn agency or something, because she said, hey, I'm good. You know how they talk? You know how they talk? Hey, you're Clayton, right? When did you leave the 85 style show? I said, who left the 85 style show? She was like, they told me you left. And I said, who is that? Because you got to talk like them to keep talking with them. Because the minute you drop your voice, the regular voice, that's what I'm telling you. That's when they're like, I didn't know I had even some hot style. See, you got to watch them and they, man. They all were trying to keep... Come on, man. Come on. That's what I had. Hey, you know, if I see you, I'm going to see you. Whatever it was last time I saw you, it better be the same shit. Freak. That's for everybody. Freak. Ladies, you gave me some pussy last time. Give me something this time. Man. What the fuck has changed? I'm so tired of having to remember shit. If you keep giving me some, I don't have to remember a long time ago when you gave me some pussy. Give me some current. Update your file. Come on, man. Come on, man. You got to certify. It's like unemployment. Right. You got to certify each week. Reapply. Each week. Each week. Certify. You want me to remember your pussy? Keep giving me some. Call every Sunday at 9 p.m. Bring your everything about that shit. Like when you were an old man, like an old man, 70, 80 years old, like which one of your side chicks are going to hold it down and bring some vegetables through there? None. I'm convinced. None. Because I've seen what happens when motherfuckers get called out. You're seeing this shit. It's cancel culture. You know what I'm saying? You get called out for some. They did Bill Cosby. Ain't none of the whole... Please, any of my hoes, if they ever say I did some shit and you was one of the hoes that I didn't do the shit to, say something. Speak up on your behalf. Say something. God damn, man. Like, these hoes was mum to word. I said, okay, so... Yeah, I don't know who going to bring me soup and shit, but you got to watch that shit. You might got to meet her in your old age though. Right. She saw what the vision lied on me and then I'm reading the comments. A bitch is going to say, oh, I knew I got stranger vibes from him. Wow. First of all, I want to say about that whole shit. You scared me, my nigga. This nigga had me scared because of how he was approaching the apology. I was like, oh, my nigga really did some shit. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ain't abuse a goddamn thing. I said, that nigga said, I put this on my life and everything that I love and everything that I have ever built and strived for, that this bitch ain't shit. She lying. Never met her. I was like, oh, this nigga, what the fuck happened? Then I found out. And when I found out, I was like, well, you heard a bitch feel it. I grow up. Grow up. Your feelings was hurt. Bro, what can you do? Bro, you had me. I didn't know. I thought it was, because I just saw your tweet. I don't know her. Me either. I don't either. I know. I saw it vehemently. You never met her. He was like, I ain't never seen this bitch for longer than 20 seconds when we looked at the eye and then the bitch walked back. I was like, this nigga here. Dude, this a strange world. Don't even address them, motherfucker. But I guess you got to. I don't know. No, you have to. Do you? In this culture, you say when certain words get thrown around, like, wait a minute, hold on. Now, it's a whole bunch of shit that happened that I did not do that. This is one of them. Yeah. This is one of them. Yeah. Don't be making me think I'm out here abusing bitches and shit like that. Because I feel like you would do this gonna stand by you do it. If you did it, you did it. Right. You know what I'm saying? I ain't doing that, though. Yeah. Once we got to the, once we dug through the, the bullshit, we saw, sounded like you played yourself. Hey, man. You're emotionally abusive. You know how you, that's when you switch your emotions real fast. That's abuse? Yeah. You act like you're happy that all of a sudden you're mad for no reason. That's emotional abuse. We even do it all the time. Me and face? Pointy finger. It's like you tell the bitch happy birthday and they'll fuck you right afterwards. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's emotionally abusive. She's like, he made me feel good but then he made me feel down. But I wasn't even there to do either one. We didn't ask what I'm like, bro. We ain't got to talk about it no more. Cause I know where it's at now. I was just going off your shit. But you know, I defend my good name until the end of the, you know, I go all the way out. I defend both my names. My good name and my bad name. Cause my bad shit ain't that bad. I ain't did none of that shit that these motherfuckers be doing. My street name ain't that bad either. Come on, man. My street and all. Face card good. I pull up a little later than I say I am. That's all the streets can say. Face card good. Face card is amazing. Come on, man. When I come, I'm coming with some good shit. And that's what be making me late a lot of time. Showing up with the good shit. You had to think about it. They got to respect the artist. Right. You understand? Cause I didn't want to come. Like they ask me to do shit sometimes. They put a deadline on it. They said we need this Sunday by 9. I said you'll get it Tuesday. Right. Cause you don't know how long it take. Cause if I send it Sunday, it's just going to sit there all god damn day. Come on, man. Don't nobody do shit. It take me two days to get fucked up before I start working on something. I'm not at my best if I'm not doing some shit that I forgot to do. Man, I like the pressure. You know the last minute pressure? Was you one of them motherfuckers? This is the one they've been trying to hit me with lately. They be like, hey, can you do this? Can you record this audition? They specifically asked for you. And I'm like, why the fuck am I auditioning there? Don't ask for me if you don't want me. But they just wanted to hear the shit in my voice. And what? It's somebody is sitting back and got some good ass audition footage for shit that they know I shouldn't get. So I'm going to take you a step further. The motherfuckers asked you for a writing submission. You want me to write some shit? But I ain't giving you a vermo. No, they want you to write about the topic so you can use these jokes that I sent to you into the thing incorporated. No, man. They got to start taking me serious. You got to, hey man, we doing this. Remember Ice T said he did the hand grenade shit. If I'm selling hand grenades, nigga, you're going to trust that they work. I ain't going to let you throw a goddamn hand grenade. So you got to believe. You got to believe I got a box full of hand grenades. Some of these motherfuckers don't work. It might not be all of them. But you ain't going to test them out. But once motherfuckers know you got some grenades, you the last person they should be fucking with anyway. Exactly. Exactly. I don't understand the shit. I don't understand the shit. To bring the grenades. Why would they ask for me specifically to audition? Just go and give me the shit. You know I'm good for it. You know I don't do it. That's the point that I'm at in my career. I don't feel like they didn't give me enough opportunities. I'm tired of working for them. I'm proving that I can earn them. Just give me some. You know what proves it, though? This is what I learned. You got Marvin Gaye be looking at them when I told them about their auditions. Like, nigga, you auditioned. Nigga, you already good. So this is what I learned. The relationship is what gets you there. So it's probably somebody in there that was fighting for you, Lose. Somebody in there that was like, we need to get Lose in here. We need to get Lose. I don't trust him. I don't trust him. I don't know. I don't know. He's a loose cannon. He's a loose cannon. I saw one thing where he did one thing. I don't know. He says, bitch is emotional. He says, bitch is emotional. He says, bitch. We don't need that type of shit. So it was probably one person in there fighting for me. When we be saying, bitch, sometimes it's like, sometimes I'm not talking about a person. I might be talking about the place. I think people need to realize. Bitch has multi-purpose. Man, we in this bitch. That ain't the place. That ain't the place. Did you see this bitch? Did you see this bitch? Not a person? This bitch. All inclusive. Then the bitch is going to tell me, bitch, I already know. So this is the thing. Bitch, how? How, bitch? How? You see how that's two totally different questions? How? How? Bitch, how? So people think bitch is just women. I know some bitch-ass niggas. But I know some niggas. They're such bitch-ass niggas. You don't call them bitch-ass niggas. You just stop that bitch. Because it's the new shit. If you haven't realized, I don't know if it's because of the pandemic or what, but niggas the new bitches. Ooh, stop. You going too deep? I'm just saying. It's too early. Niggas the new bitches. It's too early. Niggas getting- It's too early in the show. Niggas got wigs. Niggas got costumes. Niggas got little wigs. Niggas got Parquet. Remember the little commercial with the shit flap up butter? For real? Niggas got- I didn't know this shit. Oh, niggas got whole purses. You mean in the- Niggas caught a crossbody bag. In the pandemic. Niggas caught a crossbody bag. Niggas said, let me get my pistol. I said, oh my God, these niggas- Not a holster. No! I ain't even talking about- You remember the old detective shows where the niggas had a shit that strap over the shoulder and then the gun be right there? It ain't even that though. This a full blow. Satchel. Like a loo. Spinning around. What that niggas saying? He had to spin that bitch around. And they flipped three colors, purple, pink and green. It's the reflective material. I know what you're talking about. Niggas used to clutch on the niggas. They just tapped their purse. All right. All right. I got that thing on me. And that other thing too. Whoa, whoa, what the fuck? What thing? Hey, relax. Relax. Amen. That shit was crazy how you went to the protest and got caught on the roof. That's what we're going to talk about. Bro, amen. Hold up. This is the place where we're going to drop the clip. You're on the roof. You will do it. Because I'm a freedom fighter. I've been out here fighting for our rights for so long. Niggas, I've been fighting for our rights for so long. You're a freedom fighter, nigga. Niggas, I've been fighting for the rights so long, bro. So long. Bro, they got to put you in the civil rights museum. I want to go. Because you know what? I'm going to tell you this. If you didn't see the footage, it was a whole helicopter. We got the footage. We got the footage. By the time they hear you say this part, they'll be in trouble. We're going to play the whole thing. We recorded the whole encounter. So look. So look. You want to know the story? Yeah, I want to know. That's why I got to bring it up. Because I know the back story. You know how they can bring up the story? The back story is way better than the first story. All right. So look. How this shit happened, man? First of all, have I been going to the... First of all, shout out to my brother, Brandon English. He be at all the goddamn protests. Every one of them. But he in New York, they stole this footage. Remember when they were snatching people and putting them in the goddamn... You know, they stole his footage. And a lady stole this footage, sold it to the news. He and the whole goddamn litigation process. But I'm out there. You know what I'm saying? So I'm always communicating with him. I went to a couple of protests in their life. Walk down there by the state percent. It's a little weird. You know what I'm saying? Because it's more white people than I'm used to at the protests. It's more all people than I'm used to. Look, before you even go, just talk about the white people at the Black Lives Matter protest. Because you seen it firsthand. What did you deduct from it? What was your reasoning? What did you see white people out there doing on our behalf? Okay. One, I think they mean good. Okay. They mean well. They mean well. But they're a little too... They're having too much fun. That's the problem. Oh, they whimsical? Are they whimsical? That's the last thing we need in our protest. Oh, man. We don't need no whimsy. We don't need to be whimsy or flimsy. We got to be diabolical and strategic. Come on. These motherfuckers out there on the unicycle juggling and shit. I say, hey, man, this ain't... I know Malcolm X ain't like juggling for a fact. I know that. If I read nothing about Malcolm X, I know he ain't fucked with juggling. So they out there frolicking. Frolicking, gallivanting, lookahooing, Rubberneck, and they do step it. Yeah, they out there all beat with the shit, saying shit. Then they try to have little jokes and the white girls out there, right? No. The white girls that fuck with black dudes. No. No, not them. The white girls. I mean, Sarah and all them, all them. All them. They out there and they so nasty with it because they say little shit like, if you can open your mouth for black dick, you can open your mouth for black lives matter, and they sign got like a black dildo on it and shit. I'm like, baby, there's kids out here. Take that dick off the sign. Take the dick off the sign. This is not what we here for. I wish I was lying. When I say I wish I was lying, I wish I was lying. This is L.A. This is L.A. So you mean to tell me that the same ladies who didn't went to the slut walk? Are you telling me we got the slut walk prayer? At this point, these bitches just like to walk. They just like, they just like, yes, yes. So we went to the old, I walked with those cool. Now this is where the shit happened right here. So I'm at the house. I moved. You know where I used to sit. You probably, did you go to my, yeah, he was up on my chair. Yeah. So I moved across the street. They built a whole new goddamn building. I remember because they started right here. Yeah. And then they jumped across the street. Right. So then they built in this whole new shit. My shit ain't been working. So I moved across there. And in my new shit, I got a window where I could see out into the goddamn world. I'm in the house. It's probably like a few days after the riots, after they done burned down shit. And I drove around that. I wasn't really out for that. But I was, I was out. I was, I was, I was out. I didn't get out. But like when I saw white people looting shit, I played on a white guilt. And I was like, give me that. Some of that. Something. Something. You here because of us. And their motherfucker was like, all right. Like they was cool about it. Like they cut you in. Oh man. I got a couple little books. Got a couple of supreme shirts and shit. They too small, but I got them. Just on, just off GP. Yeah. Cause I didn't, I didn't like how happy they was about stealing shit. I was like, no, hey, give me something. That's what all this is about anyway. Yeah. Yeah. They coming up on us. I was, this is a few days after that. I'm looking out the window. I see the whole protest go by my window. I ain't never lived nowhere where I could see the protest go by outside on the road. You know what I'm saying? Right. Everything going on. And it just was in my spirit. I was like, man, I gotta go out there. It's right there. It ain't gonna never be closer. This shit, this shit come past my house. It ain't, don't even be shit out here. So I go out there. I go out there. The shit beautiful. All different types of young people, black, brown, Asian, white, they out there. The whole neighborhood out, right? They filming the shit, the shit cool. So I go out my house, right? So you got to understand this the block, right? This my house. I go out my house. I walk this way because this the street they on because my window that way. So I'm walking down that way with, right? We make another right. Boom. We make a right. Now all I gotta do is go up and make a right. And I'm back home. This one, the police came and blocked off the road. And it's only two ways to go. So they over here. And they over here. And they got their shit on and they closing in on people. They arresting people on one side. I tried to scoop by, like I was in church. Like I put my finger up. I was like, excuse me. They reached on their gun. It was like, get the fuck back over there. I was like, oh shit. Okay, cool. So let me go back over this way. See if I can get my hands off. Like I do make this right. I'm home. I get up there. I try to be smart. I'm like, hey, look, come here. I'm working undercover. And you guys are fucking up my shit right now. Okay. All right. I'm really, I'll get you all the names. I'm like, get the fuck back. I'm like, all right. Shit. So then at this point, some motherfuckers lay down in the street. I'm like, they must have already been shot with rubber bullets because I'm not ready to give up that easy. Then this lady came out, a white lady came out. She was like, you guys come in here. Come in here. Come in here. And so we go into her apartment, right? In her building. This shit sound like motherfucking, like motherfucking Jordan Peele wrote this shit. I think he did. I think he did. Nigga, but I'm listening to the story. But I'm like, nigga, I think he did. A white lady came outside and told you come to her house. A white lady came out. Now, keep in mind this, it's like 50 people out here. You know what I'm saying? I say about 20, 30 just lay down in the street. They just lay down. They just lay down. You never even figured out why they was laying in the street. No, I knew why they was laying down. They just gave up because the police was out there. They had the gas grenades, all that shit. All the extra shit they didn't even? Yes. You know, I feel like the weapon is non-lethal if it's got a colorful thing on the end. But that ain't true. I know it ain't true. Because a motherfucking beanbag can kill you out of god damn shotgun. A rubber bullet in the right place will motherfucking end your life. So they out there, they had the shit. They had the little green on it. I was like, I'm not really trying to chance it. So these motherfuckers lay down. They lay down in her apartment. But then she hit us with the shit. She said, you guys can go on the roof. Just don't be in the hallway. I'm like, I wouldn't have came in here if I knew the stipulations. See, white ladies are always trying to set them up. So if it was an underground railroad, they're going to keep you underground, right? They're going to keep you hidden. They ain't going to be like, hey, you got to walk past these white, like we're going to play a trumpet and you got to walk down Main Street. So we on the roof. Police not letting up. They out there lined up. Helicopter shows up. Helicopter hovers us. All type of shit happened on the roof. The white lady, she's excited about all this shit happening because she's got her phone out and she's like, we're going to make the news. And I'm like, oh, bitch, that ain't never to go. That's a black man? Right. Right. And I'm like, that's the last thing you want to hear. It's like, we're going to make the news? I'm like, oh my god. Then there's another dude up there. He trying to organize people. He like a black Richard Simmons. You the only black dude up there? No. It's a few other. All right. Look, so a lot of Hispanic kids is one dude. He looked mixed because he looked like Richard Simmons, but he black. But he real like, guys, we're going to spell out Black Lives Matter. We're going to spell out BLM on the roof. We're going to make the news. And I was like, oh, I already don't like him. I didn't, I didn't like him. I did not like him at all. As soon as I saw his gum to teeth ratio. Oh my god. I stopped liking him. Hey, that's the number one determined factor. Like, if they're a good person or not. No, they wanted to spell it out with their bodies. They wanted to lay down. They wanted to lay down. They wanted to, they wanted to, I'm going to be the L. You be that? I know you weren't participating. No shit. You know I didn't participate in it. I'm trying to figure a way off the roof. I'm trying to figure a way off the motherfucking roof. Nigga, you a nigga. You know, there ain't no way off the goddamn roof. No, you just going to jump to another roof, bro. And then swing the motherfucking door open. Like, you going to do the juice? You going to jump three roofs? Dog, first of all, I've been playing a lot of video games. Nigga, you ain't motherfucking... Nigga, I thought I was on Assassin's Creed. I was like, I can jump to the next shit. Is that a Black Lives Matter flag? I can run and jump and grab onto that. Dog, just look that up. That's what a hat out is. Dog, but I had my girl with me. Couldn't leave her. So, boom, we up there. We on the run. You mean to tell me you out here doing superhero shit. You out here protesting for Black Lives Matter and protecting black women all at the same time. You goddamn right. Nigga, you came here just to stunt on me, didn't you? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I'm trying to make up shit with my girl. I'm like, I don't know. Tell them you pregnant and you got anemia. Like, just so you can maybe get out this bitch. So that's what you form your lady and why they trying to lay down and spell BLM. I'm trying to figure out how to get us out of it, yes. Okay. Just y'all two. Fuck them at this point, right? Hey man, fuck them. So you asked me if there was any Black dudes up there. Right. It was one Black dude up there, but I knew he was crazy. Because he wanted to be the beat by himself, didn't he? No, this nigga had... I got it. I could curl up. I could curl up. I had made a B before. The whole shit my idea. It's my idea. Fuck it, I do all the letters. This nigga's crazy. So I knew it was crazy because he had on Andrew Bynum Jersey. What the fuck is that? No, no. This nigga, yes, bro. He had on Andrew Bynum Jersey. The only one they sold. Lakers? First of all, yes. What else? But I'm saying, like, he had a... He had a... He had on Lakers Andrew Bynum Jersey, right? Keep him... All right. So he up there... I knew he was crazy because I saw his wardrobe choice. So we up there, man. The white lady, like, she... She go down, like, because we on the roof or we can see down to the front of the place. So we looking... The police down there, they like trying to get in. She go down there and talk to him, but I can't hear what she's saying. The white lady that let y'all in the house? The white lady that let us in the house. Oh, shit. She done turned on y'all. Now, keep in mind, this bitch playing both sides. Yeah, they on the roof. It's about 30 of them. You understand? She set y'all up. So... Because motherfuckers on the roof, like, hey, man, just let me go in your apartment. I give you... Muffers is pulling out whatever they got in their pocket. I got $70. Just let me go in your... You know what I'm saying? Just let me... And she not going for it. She not letting nobody do it. So... This is when I knew shit was about to be a wrap. Like, that's what I thought. When I saw her down there talking, I was like, she probably like, they up there? I'm not letting them in! Go around to f*** her! Let them in! Like, that's what... That's what she was doing for us. And I'm like... But it's exactly what it was. Because the Richard Simmons looking nigga that told us the spell I BLM Right. disappeared, and she disappeared. And the next... Where the fuck he go? Bro, this got to be some Jordan Pills shit. So y'all never saw him again. The police come up, get everybody, zip tight cuffs, zip, zip, zip everybody the fuck up. Take us down to the shit, got us lined up. I'm trying to tell them I live right here. I live. You know what I'm saying? Like, I still got my Georgia license. You know what I'm saying? So it don't even look like I live right here. But I'm like, man, I live right there. So they harass us. They pull us over. I mean, pull us over. They got the women and men separated. They talk some shit. They get you a little info and they load us all up in the bus, right? Sheriff bus. Fuck. We in the sheriff bus. That's when everybody realize we don't see the Richard Simmons looking nigga. Everybody on the bus like, hey man, where that nigga with them little teeth in the big gun? A nigga like, yeah, where the fuck is that motherfucker, man? He was on that track. I was like, damn, he must have been an agent. That's what people say. So we in the zip tie cuffs, right? This shit. This is the other thing I got to tell you. I'm the oldest nigga out there. I'm the oldest nigga out there. Everybody out there is young. It's the young people doing it. These niggas got skateboards. They young. They young. Police pull. They get to me. They're like, what you doing out there? I just came out. I saw, you know, I was just marching. They was like, they looked at my ID. They saw the age. They was like, we got the leader. I was like, the leader. Where he at? What he got on? Which one is he? It was like, so you set this up. I said, I set this up. The fuck are you talking about? No. I said, baby, no, look, I'm not even with them. I'm not even with them. I'm the only person out here without a skateboard. You know I'm not with them. Duh. They made the shit scene. Like, I was the leader. They was like, yeah, he's the leader of the roof boys. I was like, they got a name? Oh shit. Man, you about to get hit with Dorico. That's what I'm saying, man. You got a conspiracy. Heading to criminal organizations. You running a whole criminal goddamn organization. So when we get on the sheriff bus, sheriff bus, I ain't gonna lie. I ain't never been to jail. And it was this lab. Did it look like the Snoop Dogg video where the murder was the case? I think it didn't put you out in the cage. Okay, so no, they had the cages up front, but then in the back, it's like sectioned off where it's like a bench, a bench, another gate, a lock, and then a bench, and a bench. You shit sound so dangerous. So you can get a few people in there, but up front, they got the individual cages. So they put us all in the back. We in the back, these young niggas getting out the cuffs, like, like, ain't, like, it's the thing to do. They fucked up. I'm like, how y'all doing that? Like, these motherfuckers were getting out the shit. And then, like, they didn't check us. I said, man, you know what, y'all so lucky these young niggas is peaceful. Because motherfuckers was on there. Dude had a knife on there. Dude was trying to cut people's shit off. Another dude had a screwdriver. He was loosening people's shit out. Muffers had a backpack. If you look at my Instagram feed, I went live. But I still had my cuffs on. I was able to get my phone out this way. And I had that bitch. Like, I was showing what the fuck was going on. Help! We on that bitch, somebody pulled out, they phone, they started playing Nipsey Hustle. We rode to jail listening to Nipsey Hustle. Somebody pulled out a vape pen. Now we smoking bubble gum cushion in the back of the chair. And I said, fuck it, I didn't do nothing. I'ma smoke. I said, but a nigga had to hit it for me. That was about the softest shit I never did in my life with a nigga had to. Nigga, I had to. I appreciate it. Shit fucking stupid. So we get to the jail. It's not jail. It's some tents set up in a parking lot. Damn. Oh, and I ain't tell you, the nigga with the Andrew Bynum dress, once we got it on the bus, he went crazy. I don't give a fuck. Who gonna suck my dick? I want to go to the Twin Towers. That's what he's saying. And I'm like, we in the back like Bynum. Bynum. Bro, they got us. I knew he was crazy for just for having that jersey on. And then he proved it when we got on the bus. So maybe he said that out of fear. I don't know what he was, but he was talking shit. He was like, hurry up. Let's go. I'm ready to go. And he was just naming weird place Taj Mahal Twin Tower. I said, what the fuck is this nigga talking about? This nigga is, I was like, I was trying to, I was like, Bynum. Bynum. Shut the fuck up, man. Because they gonna have to spray us and we hand-cooked and we gonna be fucked up. So we get down there. It's not a jail. They say it's a mobile jail. They got some tents set up and they do- A mobile jail. That mean they can pack that bitch up and take it somewhere else and that could be jail. So jail ain't a place no more. Jail is state of mind. If they didn't need to be- Jail is a thing. Jail is a social construct. Jail is whatever it needs. It's fluid. Jail is genderless. Jail can't be defined by- We just built the first female prison. You go in the vagina, you come out the vagina. You have to be born. You start out at the top. You serve most of your time on the top. Man, what level you was on? I was on the service. We were about two years. Oh, really? Nigga, them fallopian tubes was hitting hard, nigga. Nigga was not- I know bullshit. If you ain't never been in the fallopian, I don't want to- Shit, check the fuck out. Nigga was over there wracking in that bitch. Nigga was real active around the universe too. Oh. So yeah, long story short, went out there, they gave us the whole process. It was some bullshit. And then I found out where we were because I asked, I said, where are we? They said, oh, I don't know. I said, come on, you the police? You don't know where we are? What the fuck is you talking about? Turns out they took us to Jackie Robinson Park. What? The first Negro to, like, primetime professionally play in the major leagues. That's the park that they took us to for demonstrating for goddamn black lives. Man, who is organizing this shit? Come on, man. I said, Jackie Robinson Park. Y'all could have took us to Jackie Chan Park. It's so many other jackets. It's so many other jackets. You did not have to pick Jackie Robinson Park. Jackie Robinson Park. It's so many other jackets. So, the whole charge was obstruction. No, no, obstruction. Not obstruction. What was it? What was it? Fuck. I can't think of the right number. I didn't got half. Curfew. Oh, you heard. Curfew. But the curfew. The curfew was six. I went out there at 5.45. I thought I was going to be back. I thought I was going to make the, I thought I was going to bend the corner. So, the original plan was to just protest for 15 minutes. Oh, man. I'm not, I don't know how far they going. I'm going to stay with you while you're around here. In your radius. All right. This is my stove. I'm going back, y'all. All right. Keep it up. I'll fuck with y'all later on. Hey, man, look this bitch through here tomorrow. I'm off. Come early. I'll fuck with y'all then. Yeah, come early. That's what happened. I wasn't trying, I wasn't trying to be out there all that time. But the curfew, that's what they hit me with. A grown-ass man with a jail for curfew. And then the crazy part is fucking LA because they know they was on some bullshit because they let the city burn the day before. They burnt the whole fucking city up. They looted all the shit. Flight club, all that shit was looted. Motherfuckers had so many shoeboxes they couldn't see around them. Now, flight club deserved to get looted. They do. Because they'd be overpricing like a mother fucker. Bruh, if they would have been looking now for the community all this time. You had it coming. Niggas would have let that shit, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Come on now. We ain't savages. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. But soon as they, hey, please get them. Get them. They motherfucking offered me $50 for some unorgan shit. Man. Hey, bro. They ain't gonna try to sell it for $450. $500. Flight club got it. They got some shit in there. They deserved it. They deserved it. You right. They got some shit in there. They call so much web. They go get it. You got it bad. They like, look, if you ask about this shit, I'm gonna go get it. And our policy is you got it bad. If I let you touch it with human fingers, and then they be asking you questions back like, hey, man, y'all got them Jordan Nines, the ones that came out on his birthday for Christmas. Yeah. Who told you we had them? What's the password? We got them. How much are they? $13,000. Man, that's never mine. Never mine. Hey, you know why that's my favorite young nigga. My favorite young nigga is Cordae. Did you see when he went to the sneaker shop for only nigga put his shit back? Uh, the bitches five bands. I don't need them. I said this nigga, and he had real nigga logic. He said that's like a 90, that's like a 2004 Honda Accord. I was like this nigga, this nigga, he is logical. He gonna be all right. He gonna make it. What do you do? Yeah, he gonna make it. But yeah, it's a lot of shit needed to get hit up. The Apple store. Yeah. Target. Come on. You gonna target black people? We gonna target target. We gonna target target. You targeted us. We gonna target target. Target used to be cheap. T-shirt $7. Them shit is about $15. Fuck you target. 18 and 19. You got a comment. You target us. We gonna target target. All right. It's easy. I ain't mad at none of the shit that happened. Because I don't know what relationship, like you said, I don't know the relationship in them communities or them place. I don't give a fuck about that. So this was a cool shit about LA. So LA, they had, they share riots, right? Right. Last time, riding the king shit, they burned up their community. And they pushed a little forward and they fucked up Koreatown. This time, because they got a little knowledge and they smart about it. They were strategic. They went to Beverly Hills. They went to the white folks here. When you were seeing shit getting burned up, you were seeing cop cars on fire. That's over by the Grove. That's where it fucking mattered. They went over by the goddamn warehouse. That's really what happened. It was at the warehouse the day before, the day I got arrested. So the day I got arrested, it was like, go out there and show that motherfucker an overwhelming display of aggression. Groot force. Yeah. Groot force, man. Shocking off. Right. Go out there and arrest the peaceful motherfuckers because we let the violent motherfuckers get it in. Man. Yeah, that's a crazy ass story that shit had a lot of twists and turns. It didn't. It didn't. The only turn was, nigga. I couldn't make that turn. I couldn't make the turn to go home, my nigga. That was the one thing. Had you made that turn, you wouldn't have. I couldn't make that turn. You wouldn't have none of these adventures. That's not it. That's the crazy shit. I had shit to do the next day. It's nigga. You know, that's really the main word about jail. Niggas ain't scared of jail. Speaking of shit like that, man, you saw the Seahawks dude who got cut for trying to sneak a little poison in the hotel. Come on, man. What do you expect right now? Bro, everybody been getting caught up with these hoes. I should breathe. That one didn't. This one's sick. Well, you heard about what happened in the bubble. Hold on. This one's sick. Florida's first black sheriff faces feeling in charge for having deputies arrest his side chick. Hey, man, y'all come get this bitch. This bitch out of control, man. I'm called A. Put in the patty wagon. Out of fuck. Man, some shit like that. Wait a minute, man. That sound like some shit the first black sheriff would do. The first black sheriff would wear. In the whole state of Florida? God damn. I needed a specific location because that made us look terrible as a whole. We needed somebody in the research department to find out exactly where in Florida because that probably would make it make the most sense then. Make it make sense. Made it sound like Florida had one sheriff. One black sheriff. If I know the exact location, it might make more sense. What you say happened in the bubble? Oh, they been sneaker bitches in the bubble. Yeah. You know that? Sheriff of Clay County. Clay County. They ain't got nothing to do with me. Where is that? Where is Clay County? Oh, shit. That's probably over there in the Pensacola. The problem. Jackson Hill over there on the other side. I told you the exact location to make it make sense. Yeah. Now it makes sense. Yeah, yeah. Jacksonville would definitely be the sheriff and have all his side bitches arrested. Any bitch who didn't want to fuck with him. Hey, man, I need y'all to go pick up a bitch. Could get the number. Real? Okay. All right. Much loved all the side chicks that's been holding it down for longer than two years. If you been a side chick, longer than 700 days. People always got jokes and stuff, but it's some side chicks out here that are loyal as hell. I don't know who they belong to, but I've heard stories. They're fables. They're stuff of legend. There's something to believe in. I believe in Santa Claus as a little boy and as a grown man. I believe it's a land full of loyal side chicks somewhere that will never tell your deepest darkest secrets. I think there is. I think you're right though. And that's the stuff to keep you going. You have to have something to believe in because it's black man. We really don't have a whole lot of hope. Tell the truth. We really ain't got shit to look forward to. Bro. You ever seen a happily married black man? Look at Marvin Gaye. Maybe. Maybe. If you see him from a distance. I'm saying like anyone on a Sunday. Like not in front of his wife. I'm talking about a nigga that be trying to have a cape for that shit when there ain't nobody around. Like you know a nigga got to be happy in front of him. Hey man, ain't he the best thing that's ever happened to me? You see that nigga? If you do that shit. I'm telling you. Hey man. Look. If I could do it all over again. What do you mean? At what point do you mean it? What would you start over? I could do it all over again. I wouldn't do this? Yes man. But then you catch that same nigga later on in life. He'll change that whole shit. Look look. If I had to do it all over again I wouldn't do it no different. That's when it be after that. That's when the nigga get old. I did what I did and that's all I did. I ain't do nothing now. You can only do what you can do. Hey, hey. Party hard. You hear what I said? You got to party hard. But party smart too. Party smart. Don't party too hard and don't be smart. Because that ain't the party. Hey Nas to just drop the new album called King's Disease. Yeah. What's King's Disease? I was just about to ask you. No it's not. Yeah it's gout. It's syphilis. Oh shit. That's the King's Disease? No it's gout. It could be gout too. Because gout when you eat too much, when you ball it too good, when you getting iodine poisoning from eating it, popping those fun divas all the time. So this is the play on blood here. It's got to be. But syphilis the King's Disease? It's as much pus as they want. But damn. It wasn't the right pussy. Man this is. If I'm the King I want the top pussy. Who gave me all this bad ass news? It's an index mark pussy. The King's Disease is gout. Come on man. Fuck with me on the gang. I shoulda listened to you. What it is. Because you been enlightened ever since you went to prison for that pussy. Jeopardy. I'm cold. Trivial Pursuit. I'm cold. Yeah. Whatever the fuck it is man. That's some more bad news. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar son got arrested for stabbing his neighbor. That nigga probably had a long arm so he probably stabbed that nigga from the porch. Storky. That nigga stabbed that nigga from across the street. Yeah. This nigga stuck me. He ain't stabbed nobody. He stuck him. He stuck him. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar son. That nigga arm long as a bitch. He stabbed that nigga with a hook shot. That nigga couldn't move. He couldn't move. This nigga stuck me. Where is he? It's way over there. I want to see a picture of this nigga. What if that nigga ain't been like 5'7". You would never think he Kareem Abdul-Jabbar son. You gotta have some length man. You got to. Here goes a historical fact to go at what you said. Historically Gout was blamed on over-indulgence of food and alcohol. Because I know this. Because I do it every day. I know this. I'm trying to get Gout. That's how I know I'ma made it. When I get Gout, I'll be like, nigga I'm there. Hey man. My stomach hurts. Man, fuck no. His son look just like Bob Ross. Now that I know this son. Oh he did that. His son 6'7". His son. His son look like we're going to do some happy little trees. We're going to do a happy little knife. We're going to do a little blood stain right here. A little drop of blood. We're just going to do a nice little stab stab. He did that shit nigga. He did it. He did it. He did it. He's going to jail. He did it. Kareem got to pay about 2 million to keep him out. Nigga look like Will Ferrell. This nigga look like Jackie Moon. Exactly. What ever that shit was. Now this is the strangest shit of 2020. No it can't be. It can't be. 2020 ain't over. This shit can't be. This some shit that came way out of left field nobody would have ever expected this. Nigga Jaheem made an Instagram post supporting Donald Trump. You talking about Jaheem? Put that one. If it wasn't for the beans in the beans in the beans. I could remember. Never G-I-V-E-U-P. With Fabulous. Nigga got a lot. That's what nigga said. Look here. Nigga got a lot of pop children back there. Don't hate on us with Fabulous. You see Herschel Walker said that it hurt his heart about the things people say about Donald Trump. Herschel Walker played football when the helmets were soft. His egg is scramble. Fucking listen to this nigga man. The helmets were squishy when this nigga played. Fuck what Herschel Walker think. This nigga here man. You got to live all past glory. All your records have been broken my nigga. I don't know what they have but I feel like they have. We repealing all that nigga's right. M.S. Smith ain't said shit. I remember I ain't fucking with M.S. Smith because he didn't want to give the kids the autograph when I was in Pensacola. Because you know M.S. Smith for Pensacola. So I'm going to give you a comparison. M.S. Smith for Pensacola and Roy Jones for Pensacola. M.S. Smith be like get the motherfucking kids away from me. Roy Jones be like signing autograph. He go $20 goddamn. Tell your mama give me a number. That's Roy Jones. Roy Jones. You understand the difference. Hey man. I sold Jerome Bettis at Atlanta Airport. You know I always be fucking with the breakfast in the morning. I had just got my breakfast. The bus? I sold Jerome Bettis the bus. So I was like what's up man how you doing? And then he was like bro what's up man good morning. I was like yeah what's up bro you in the dog here. You know what I'm saying. He walked off. So I just had to get my food so I started walking too. So we walking and he turned around like look man ain't taking no pictures this morning. I'm going to my fucking flight. We're just having to be on the same plane. I'm like man he ain't taking no fucking pictures. He's famous too. Who's this nigga? Look man. Look. Hey man. You gotta follow me and shit out. I know you're a fan brother. Relax. Relax bro. He's like man he ain't nothing. Stop with this shit. You might have any real life. This thing is big. You tried to hound him for it. Hey. Hey. Hey buddy. Buddy. You ain't got your own. Don't fucking follow me buddy. I'm not. G. Alright man. Get from behind me. What the fuck is going on? Hey man go around. Go around. We not taking no pictures this morning. It's out. He's saying we ain't. Look we not doing no photographs. Part of this story. I'm not making this up. Somewhere between this nigga. We walked past one of them terminals. I swear to God. Wait. I mean he turned around. So look. He walking in front of me. So between. Before this little part popped off bro. Nigga we walked past the terminal. At some point nigga Cisco walks across in front of me. Real fast like out the terminal and around the corner. And I'm like. Man I was Cisco. But I just keep walking to my place. Right. Hey bro. Hey. Hey bro. You ever seen a celebrity and you was the only one that gave a fuck. You was the only one that even knew who they was. You my nigga like. Bruh. This nigga keep trying to get in your vision a little bit and look away. Bruh. I see. The coldest motherfucker. I ain't even like the type of motherfucker that be like awesome fan shit. But nigga I was at LAX. At the airport LAX. Yeah. So you know the place that got that nasty ass food. Them sandwiches and shit. Jersey Mike's. Nah. It's the little cafe right there on the left. It's the shit that's only in there. They be selling that nasty shit and shit. Like it's a stand. It's in the middle. It's not a really restaurant. Yeah. It's kind of yeah. It's like a restaurant right here. And then it's like kind of like a coffee little cafe. What airline? Delta. Okay. Down through there. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. Okay. So dick. I'm getting about getting ready to order and shit. The nigga that played Freddy Krueger. Uh. Hold on. Hold on. Give me give me my give me my Japanese voice. Robert England. Yes. Get that nigga's Japanese voice. Yeah. So check this out. The nigga is right there. I'm like bro. I'm the hugest fucking Freddy Krueger fan. Can we please get a picture? Please don't tell me he was the ass. Nah. He was cool. Let's go motherfucker man. And didn't like didn't nobody want to say shit right. So me and him we just talking the shit. He like man that's so cool. I was telling them my Freddy Krueger stories. And how he fucked my childhood up. And we just chopping up game. Or this before we take the picture right. And the lady was like. Cause y'all hurry up so we can get one too. And he hit the Freddy Krueger voice. And he turned around and said. Wait a minute bitch. It was the coldest shit. Man that shit was so. That was so. And everybody was like. Oh. That's him. Man that was some of the coldest shit. I don't need to meet nobody else. We haven't ordered our sandwiches. Man. The only. The only shit that can. I'm glad to hear that. It's meeting Eddie Murphy. He be like. Oh yeah. Eat fast. I love y'all. I love y'all little shit. I love that. Okay. You know what was cold? You know what was cold for me? What? I jumped out. You know I hop on the live. I be on the live. That's all I really fucked with Instagram. Okay. Okay. Hop on the live. I go on Jay Phillips live. Who on Jay Phillips live? Sid the Entertainer. The nigga knew who I was. And he said. You be on the 85s. I was sure I said. The white lady told me. I got kicked out. Man. No. A king of comedy. I mean we know. We know. I done met DL. Y'all done met Steve. We done met Steve. All of that. So to have the just the. Yeah. My fuckin be aware. And that shit was cold. I was like. Man goddamn. I write cold. Even though it was a long distance shit. Right. It was pretty crooked shit though man. Man. That's something. We got to bring him back man. We got to put him in another movie man. Nah. He rich. He don't want to do shit right now. He'll do shit for you. And you know what. One day I'm on the fuckin plane. Hold on. Robert England. One of only three actors to portray a horror character. Eight consecutive times. The other nigga was the nigga that used to be. Jason. Boris Karloff or whatever the nigga was. That used to be at all the old shit. Man. One day I was on the plane. I'm sitting in the back on the last seat. Mother fuckin. Sugar free. Sitting right in front of me. Coldest pimping this nigga. What are you in the back of the plane? You know how this sometimes your shit. I know. Sometimes you're up. Sometimes you're down. Hey. When you're up you're up. And when you're down you never think you'll be up again. You be walking to the back trying to explain. I got points of shit. That's just how the shuffle worked this morning. I booked this shit last minute. Last minute guys. I picked this seat. I want to go to sleep. That last row empty. They don't recline but I got all of them. I like the back. I like to be able to talk to the stewardess. My stomach fucked up this morning. One morning I was in New York. I didn't think I was going to make it. I threw up all in that man Uber. You threw up in the Uber? In that man. That's like two hundred. I guess he was taking the corners too fast. I was like... I was still throwing up, throwing money on that nigga. I gave that nigga about three hundred dollars. I threw up all in that bitch. He's like, hey brother, you couldn't throw it up in there. I was like, nigga, I'm going to pay you now. It's my car now. I'm about to throw up the whole... Excuse myself. You would have gave this nigga money. Probably when he dropped it on you. He think I'm going to stop? No. I gave you the money. No, no, no. Buddy, no. Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. Keep it in. Keep it in, buddy. Buddy, no. You can't do this here. No, buddy, not here. Sir, this is totally... Don't let it be Spanish. Hey, hey, that's not me. You have to clean that up. You have to clean it up. What time is your flight? Well, you don't have time to clean. Bro, did you see the NBC post Kevin Hart pigeoned by mistake and said it was the same boat? For the Usain boat. Right. I feel like that nigga name Usain. Just because I know I'm wrong. I feel like that's his public name. I feel like everybody... Don't correct me publicly. I'm just saying... Pull me to the side. I feel like the... Tell me. I wasn't saying you was wrong. I just said I feel like the nigga name Usain. Okay, what? I feel like... What is it? I feel like the Jamaican nigga like Usain. Usain boat. I don't feel like they say Usain. I feel like they say Usain. Because them niggas say Aus and with no H. I think they say a lot of shit. My Aus. You're gonna come to my Aus. Aus. That shit. O-W-S-E. Aus. You know how? That's how crazy shit is out here. But them niggas don't look like them. They don't. That nigga like... And as much shit as Kevin... He told the shit. Exactly. As much shit as Kevin Hart has done for NBC, though. Exactly, NBC. Who's working for y'all? Y'all don't know. That's how you know 2020 is fucked up. That shit probably gonna be in the books forever. At some point, Kevin Hart is gonna turn into Usain boat in the history books. You know what I believe? In this fucked up. What? What if we just... This is a different timeline. What if we just at the end of the world? Like, the end of Earth. Like, at the timeline, why ain't shit gonna make sense no more? No, it's gonna make... Okay, so you've seen Jet Lee, the one. Remember, where the nigga was killing him to be the best him? Damn, I forgot all about that movie. Okay, so this nigga is different, parallel universes, right? Yeah. So it's a bunch of yous. It's a bunch of losses. It's a brick and mortar type shit. Unalows didn't realize every time another loss get killed, you get stronger. So you gonna kill all the yous to get back? Hell yeah. And so did... See, because I know my weakness. That's what happened. You to killed yourself so many times. I don't think I can do it. I just have a meeting with all of myself and be like, look, we could really work this out. I'm not the type of nigga that's gonna... Look, they sent me to kill us. But I fucked with y'all and they didn't want to do this shit. Hey, you be sending yourself a... Because I know what we think. Hey, my nigga don't go out there. Just got damn spot tonight. Hey, Loats, let me holler at you right quick. Which one? All of them. You doing another nigga that look like us? We need to have a meeting. But what if this is the timeline it took for motherfuckers to actually work out and for shit to be cool? I thought about that. I was like, damn, this shit gotta be this fucked up for shit to work out the way I wanted to in my head. So you saying this gotta be total chaos for the structure to return? I know you ain't say that, but that's how I interpreted it. What I'm saying is we gotta deal with what the fuck it is. You know, it's only so many episodes you could complain about, oh, nigga, this shit fucked up. I don't know what we gonna do. At some point you gotta figure it out. But man, but tell the truth, 2020 had more shit happening in one month than the whole goddamn year. Nigga, I didn't know Season 2 started back to back. These niggas had... I thought the corona was over and then Part 2 started right the fuck up, nigga? I said, damn, like we back to it again? Again. Niggas had murder hornets? Remember when that shit came out? Niggas were killing them with their bare hands like fuck, fuck out of here, man, nigga. Police shooting the shit out of niggas. You then the hornet gonna stop us, nigga? You don't even like Georgia Tech like that over here, man. Slapped the shit out of murder hornet? Niggas black people killing any bug anyway. We ain't letting no bug, man. With anything. All bugs just getting it. All of them. I killed a bug with a sheet of paper before. Diabolical shit. I'm killing the bug with whatever I got available. Whatever liquid is around is getting poured on these things. Most bugs are fucking stupid. Hennessy gonna hit that bug. He gonna slow down. You can pose him head on that nigga. He gonna slow down? Right. I seen a roach get in a cup and drink liquor one time. Creepy as shit ever. They about to change it. They about to give Kobe Bryant his own streak. Yo. He needed. He needed. He needed. They fucked with him, man. That was a, you know, it was a fucked up way to go. Hell yeah. Helicopters really ain't shit. That's all I can say. I'm awful. You know, I sold mine. That's how the years started. I let mine. Well, that's cause you bought the old one that Manifrae's a baby had. That shit was all the shit anyway. It wasn't gonna let him nigga put 20 inch rims on that bitch. Manifrae said he was, I thought he was just rapping until I went and picked the bitch up and that nigga had four 20s on that bitch. It made it uneven. I can't park this on the roof. I think I bought it after he sold it to Turk and Wayne cause them the ones who put 30 inch larynzles on that thing, man. Y'all niggas just put none in this thing. You lying. You fucking, I'm trying to, I bought a platinum football field. No you didn't. You know what used to always, you know what used to always disturb me how all the rappers on Cash Money Records used to always have to ask baby for the keys to the Rover truck. Bro. There's so many examples of that. I'm glad you say that cause I didn't realize the shit too. Like they always gotta ask baby to do anything. That's when I knew the money, like when he came out later he wasn't paying them. It started making sense. If you go back and listen. Baby let me get the keys to the Rover truck. Trying to get all this beef shit over bro. But why you need the keys? I knew baby. If it's your car. When you listen to the lyrics, you know baby's a selfish nigga. Cause even Lil Wayne came in on number one stunt and said Boss beat, slow down in the Jag, you lost me. You know how slow the new Rolls Royce beat. That's why it gave it to you. Hey hold on, hold on. What is it? What is it? Baby let me get the keys, let me get the jeans and make ten. Let me see what's happening. No you don't have none of your own stuff. Nigga asked for a whole list of shit. Baby should have paid them people. Manifrest said $10,000 at the bar. All on baby. This was just his drink. But no, Manifrest was the only nigga that was taking advantage of baby. He was just getting shit in baby's name. Baby said he want me to have a Rolls Royce. Manifrest is the coolest nigga to ever make music bro. I love Manifrest man. He shouted out so many people. He ran out of people to shout out. Which one? He said good morning elderly people's cats, dogs, chickens, twerkers, strippers, ducks. That's right up there with Uncle Luke saying free willy. Pocahontas coming. Pocahontas coming. Santa Claus coming. What is it? Pocahontas coming. What club was this nigga at? They had a whale in the club. Santa Claus came to the club. I was in Miami looking for the club. I said what club got the whale in there? But it's Miami. This is of it not being true. You look over in VIP. They got motherfucking free willy over there. Hey we not doing no pictures tonight guys. Free willy over there counting money with his flippers. He got a residency at SeaWorld. He not doing no pictures in the club. Because he not supposed to be in here. And you look over there that nigga really like out the tank. What did you do? Somebody sucked that whale's dick. Nigga if you see free willy bro. There's a goddamn whale in there. Somebody sucked that whale's dick man. He's an orca. Somebody sucked that orca's dick. Ain't no dolphins in this bitch. Somebody give my nigga some pussy. They just not playing that Miami music. Uh uh uh uh. Uh uh uh uh. Pop it down, drop it on the peanut butter. Pop it down a little peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat. Damn the Marlins got a whale tank in the stadium. See he be going to baseball. They be having to go to baseball games and shit. That shit hard. You didn't know that. If you see a whale give him some pussy. We bouncing in here free willy in this bitch. Oh shit flippers jumping through hoops. Did you see bun B going off about Meg Desterion? Yeah man but that shit happened a long time ago. Yeah. You know what happened? Do we know what happened? Does anybody know what happened? No. All we know is she said he shot her and that's just it. I know what happened. I don't think she'll laugh at no shit like that. I know what happened. After he and her tell the truth like that. Now I can't listen to her music cause all of us sound true. So. Meg said her pussy so good have a nigga wash dishes. And then as soon as she said that I was like I was going to do that anyway. You feel me? It's not because of her. Yeah. It's not because of her. No it is. It is. It is. You doing it but you like I do it cause I like to do it. Bro she got one song. I can't not listen to it by myself. That shit so freaking. You know what happened though? I'm a hot girl. I do hot shit. I don't want nobody around listening to that. I be like man. She said she going to spell a name on the dick right? What letters she going to use? Cause you don't know what type of girl you got. You got a goofy girl. Bubble letters. This bitch trying to spell the shit all stupid. Amen. She trying to put a smiley face for the eye. You like bitch. I'm not canceling. Spell it in cursive. I'm not canceling. No activity. She done playing with my dick. She can do whatever she wants it. And I think that's the whole ass shit. If that's what this whole shit is about. I knew some shit was funny when I heard the story at first. And when I heard the shit I was already mad. I love Meg this thing. Everybody in this room tell you I am her biggest fan. I don't know what the fuck she deserves. You know what happened. Relax. Relax. Oh. I'm going to tell you straight from Hollywood. You know what happened. Cause there ain't no clubs over in Hollywood. So they go on the parties, right? They go on the house parties. They had the little Jenna girl party, right? Meg like to have fun. Anybody know about Meg, she like to have fun. What happened was throughout the party everybody get fucked up. Having a good time. Tory Lanez. He in there. They supposed to be chopping it up talking. But Meg she like to have fun. She kept picking this nigga up. Stop. See. I didn't pick this nigga up. Yes she did. I didn't want to. I was being serious. I'm being serious bro. And the shit was hilarious. Like she would pick him up and put him over her shoulder. And then he was fucking with it at first. But then she picked him up and put that nigga on her shoulders. And ran him around. Man that nigga. That bitch. He little shit just bucking. She got down. Put him down. I could see he was mad. Because he smoked the whole blunt. And one pull. I ain't fucking with it. I'm gonna fucking sit down. He was just. I ain't fucking with it. I ain't fucking with it. I'm highly disappointed in it. And then he just got hot from that point on. I'm disappointed in it. He need to know who he is. He knew who he was. He knew who he was. That was the shit. Landis Hill. Tory Lanes don't have the energy of a nigga that should be carrying around no guns. You ever seen Quplanting radio? He not even supposed to be over here with no goddamn guns. You from Canada. Fucking get some guns. You's suppose to have a sling shot anyway. You Canadian. You're supposed to be out there hunting beavers. You not even supposed to be over here. I don't appreciate it. I don't appreciate it. He shot the stallion. That nigga fucked up for that one. I did have problem with Meg, the stallion name. But I always let it ride. Because the stallion of Male horse. But I said, she should be married to Clasdell. She just fucked up. She said, get the fuck out of my face. And I said, you're right, you're right. That's too specific, bro. That's too specific. You are who you are. I know, but I just felt like a stallion is like, you know what I'm saying? The filly, the filly is the female horse. I've been looking at horse farms, I'm sorry. You know, I moved my mom out there by where the rocks stay. I moved my mom out by where the rocks stay. Nigga, I don't even know where the rocks stay. Exactly. Nigga, did the rocks stay around this bitch somewhere? Yeah. I moved my mom out there by where the rocks stay. That's crazy. Is that a code for something or that's some real shit? No, that's some real shit. All right. If you live by the rocks, you're probably there. You got to do this. I know, I know, but see, I didn't really, she was already out there. The rock moved out there by my mom. That's what really happened. I like how you put that. I see where you're going with this. But that's how I say it, perception. Oh, it's some shit that wasn't in here. I moved my mom out there. Got to get your opinion on this, man. What's that? Oh, before we move on, man. Fuck Tory Lanez. That was the name I said, man. Tory Lanez. We got to protect our black women. Tory Lanez. By all means. Boy, you was a whole hope for any of that shit. If you even touched on the pistol, when you talking to any goddamn women. Why is this nigga around the women's with a gun? Anyway, dammit, I forgot what the fuck I was about to say. I'm high. That's all right, but you know what, Los? It's going to come back. Let me think. Los is having a training session for ladies how to tote their own pistols. So we're going to do that. Goddamn, the rock got a $10 million spot out there somewhere. That nigga cold. Yeah, so you know what, this is nothing. That nigga cold. That nigga cold, boy. That's how you say it. I wish that nigga was my neighbor. Bring my property value up. I wouldn't even stay right there by me. Because that's what you're going to say when you say that. I wouldn't even say, I'm like, what's up, bro? I keep it moving. I wouldn't even go over there. No, you can't go over there. I would wait till that nigga was outside in the yard and invited me over there. I would not just walk over there being neighbor and shit. That type of neighbor I am. No, you like it. I never just show up at your crib. But like if you see some suspicious shit, you're supposed to say, bro, I'm the wooden nigga who was in your yard. If this is over there, that's for a reason. If I'm over there, that's for a reason. Like, yeah. Amen. I don't know how old your little girl is, but she had a bunch of motherfuckers in this business. No, yeah. Ain't the type of nigga be in your business, but I pulled up and there was three cars I ain't never seen before. Everything cool over there? Yo. That's it though. Homeowner Association. You in there? You in there? That shit is a setup. What do you mean? That shit is a setup. Why, they can try to get you rules. Mm-mm. I ain't, my shit private property. That's what I'm saying. So what you worried about? Nah, I ain't worried about shit. Why you saying this is a setup? I'm just saying, when you on the house, shit just hit there. You fight out the cost of shit. Man. You ain't know it, you use doors all the time. You ain't know it cost that much to put a new one up. You use your motherfuckers. Then you gotta find the motherfuckers that just specializing, putting up doors. Everybody can't just put up a door, nope. Nope. Not the way it's supposed to go. And make it look good. It gotta look good too. You just be sitting there like, man that dog crooked is a mother fucker. That's why the bitch don't close all the way. Nah, I gotta find a negative fix to do it. I paid the negative fix. You mean to tell them I gotta find a negative fix and shit the. That shit is offensive, bro. I didn't know how much it cost to put some shit on them windows. Blinds, curtains, shades. The guy had the bitch come out to my house. That's why I only stay in the house. I'm in LA, I got an apartment. She came out there, measured the shit. She said that shit would be good. Lutu disconnected. Lutu, parent. Can't tell what shit I'm doing. What she tell you? She told me that shit, like, I told her what I wanted. I might've been a little out of control, but I might've been a little out of control. I was like, yeah, remote control, everything. I've always got that. That shit cost about 4,000. How many windows you got? Exactly. I ain't even had that many windows. She told me it was like 2,700. I said, bitch, get out of my house right now. I said, that's all right. Then my girl looked at me like I said, no, I'm sorry, man, we need to leave. God damn. Yeah, blinds is expensive. How shit though? That's, that's, this just, I was trying to do some shit because this is what I wanted. I was, my fucking stop, stopped by my crib and knocked on the door and told me that my windows might be leaking. How do they know? I do not know. He said he wanted to walk around and show me something. I was like, no, bro, if them bitches ain't working, I'm just gonna, I don't know the day about those leaking windows, nigga. They just gonna be leaking my nigga. We like, I'm not about to buy no guy, nigga, you said windows. That's the shit I asked my nigga, bro. You a nigga, you said windows, right? So, oh, so wait a minute. So he's trying to sell you some windows. Yeah, cause he telling me that the windows I got might be leaking and he might be able to save me 30%. I was like, well, you ain't even tell me how much it cost. He's like, no, your energy bill. I was like, nigga, you wasting your time. You trying to sell windows to a nigga, like I was just sitting in this bitch like, man, I hope somebody come through this bitch selling windows, nigga. This is what I need. This is what I need. Nigga, do you have in the car? Do you have the window? Hey, man, then the white man knocked on my door one day and say, hey, your neighbor's getting that roof done. So we gonna try to do a couple in the neighborhood and give y'all a group ride. They're like, nigga, who told you the roof was fucked up? I ain't buying no goddamn roof. I'm not in the market to be buying some of this shit that they trying to sell door to door. With the house. Like, nigga, that's not some shit you sell door to door, man. Pumpfuckin' try to sell like meat and products, some shit you can do quick. Vacuum clean. Right, but you ain't gonna be selling me windows and roofs, roofs and shit. Not about the bad goddamn roof. Hey, man, we runnin' a special right now in the 30s and all. Like, nigga, you think I'ma look, I did want to change the roof on this motherfucker. My question, bro, how does he know? This nigga's talkin' like he went up there. I was just up there, you know, and I saw some shit. We were flyin' bout in the hell of a couple of days. How does he know your windows might be leaking, my nigga? He's like, hey, man, I guess that's just his sell pitch. Your windows might be. Bitch, I might be. And the crazy part is when this shit come out, people gon' hear this shit and they ain't been approached like that. Hey, did you know your windows might be leaking? That's right up there with, is your refrigerator runnin'? I'm not stupid. You better go catch it. Never been knockin' on your door like, hey, man, guess what? Chicken buttin' runnin' off. Fuckin' outta here. You know what I'm sayin'? That shit is some old Southern shit. Hey, man, I ordered some Uber Eats the other day, right? You know how they'll take a picture of this in the team when they drop the shit off? They'll take a picture of this in the team when they drop the shit off. Nigga, I'm standing right in the door, the nigga trying to take the picture of the food, the nigga, I say, hey, man, get in the picture. I was like, fuck you, nigga, you ain't not about to get in the goddamn picture. What you mean they take? I just closed the door, let him, you know they take a picture of the food. No. And then it'll like send it, it'll text it to you to let it, you know, let your food run. They do that to you, nigga. No, I got the, now I got the app. Where's like, they'll take a picture to let you know they delivered the shit. It don't pop up on your app. No, nigga. Y'all need to update y'all app. No, nigga. They don't do that, Phil. They don't do that. You got the option of bring it in or you can drop it at the door. That's what I'm saying when they drop it at the door, I guess they have to take the picture to show that they did actually left it. Nah, nigga, they dropped it in my door. Like, can you go back to the app it'll show your food on the shit. I don't know where y'all, y'all niggas be too hungry when y'all order that shit. You don't even know it's more shit on there. They do sing you a picture when you're like, you're fake, Carlos, your food is here. Fuck roll with y'all. Don't try to make it seem like somebody been put their dick on my food, man. No, even if that wasn't what y'all was, I felt like that's where this was going. Nah, nah, that's just yours. You don't even sound just with dick on it. No, fuck that, I didn't say nothing about that. I'm just saying that's, I'm high, I'm paranoid now. No, don't be paranoid, I'm just saying. They doing it because it's you, they seeing the name. Because your name show up. My name ain't even spelled right on, on none of my uber's. They don't even know how to spell your name. When I get in the car, the motherfuckers always say, carcass? And then every time we get close to the destination, it always says, dropping off carcass. You spelled your own name wrong, nigga. Yeah, I see, fuck y'all. Research department is on it. I ain't never had it. They drop your ticket off. They drop a picture of your shit while they leaving at your house. Yeah, nah, I go, I got a look to nigga, nah. You know the fucked up part is I never, I never. We got a meat, nigga. You got to smell my cologne, nigga. Face to face. This my shit? I'm so mad I never rethought of the shit that I forgot. It was something about some rappers doing something. Oh, nigga, NBA young boy got the number one album on Apple Music. Just a kicker, bro. This shit ain't even out yet. So how does that work, explain it? I mean, I get off the pre-sales. Oh, they pre-sold it? Yeah, it's a number one. You still got to buy them? Mm-mm. I thought we was just... Like when you pre-sale it, they'll let you listen to the shit that's already out and then it'll show you and then when the shit come out, it'll just be in there. Right, okay. But damn, number one album that ain't out. Yeah, that's amazing. That's a whole nother level, ain't it? It's a whole nother. It's a whole different game now. You can sell the shit that ain't there. Oh, I got so much shit to sell. What would you be selling if you could sell some shit that you ain't even done yet? Oh, my nigga, what you talking about? You don't wanna see these movies? These movies are excellent. Two hours of cinematic masterpiece. It's already number one on Netflix. It should be. And the box office. The shit is amazing. First movie to be on number one on Netflix and the box office. Guarantee you my movies have had the best Netflix like little blurb, you know the little shit that explain the movie. And then, cause Netflix movies, it's like halfway through it always be like, you know what, this is a Netflix movie. We gonna stop trying. You know what Netflix is really good at? We done. We done. Netflix would make a good ass trailer for a terrible movie. Oh man, the trailer? They use- Whoever do the Netflix trailer, that's I want him on my trailer. Whoever make the next- Cause a little still picture, it'll make you wanna watch it. It'd be like Mike Epps and then some more niggas. He'd be like, I said Mark Wahlberg and then you turn the shit on. It ain't even them. It's just the way they took the picture. These niggas look like other motherfuckers. You know what I realized? Netflix show up different for different people. Yeah. Black folks Netflix show the black folks that's in the movie to get you to watch- The way Netflix works, they always go off the shit that you really watched all the way. Yeah, so they'll show you who- And watch, I'm gonna get you sucker. Now your Netflix is full of Dolomite movies. Everything. Everything. Yes. In the black pics, like I had seen white folks in Netflix. I done been to white people's house and I watched them go to Netflix and I was like, damn. They had full house on that shit. Season one. Just the faces they showed even for the same movie. You know what I'm saying? All right, give you an example. Silver Linus playbook, right? I see they shit, it's what's the nigga. Bradley Cooper, right? My shit got Chris Tucker on it. Oh, you just exposed Netflix racism. If they sold races, why they keep sending me white movies? They know I don't want to see. Is it punishment for some? I had to type in motherfucking Tiger King. They didn't even suggest me watch Joe Exotic. I had to hear about it from some niggas I knew. Yeah, the percentage now, they'd be like, oh, you wouldn't like this. Don't tell me what I like. It's not up to you. It's not up to you. I like a lot of shit that might not be the conventional shit that you think I'm supposed to like. That's right. The algorithm races. I want to know, that might be a person. Can't not be racist. That nigga might be racist. Algorithm? Algorithm, it definitely is. Sound like a vicious racist. He sound like a culture version. He the motherfucker responsible for not letting black people learn math and shit. Oh, here he comes. It's algorithm. That's a great idea you had, Arl, about not teaching them numbers in geometry. Fuck around and learn how to build. They'll leave us. But he probably negated programming the computers. And if the motherfucker that programmed the computers is racist, then what the fuck do you think the computer doing? Why do you think Instagram won't show you your timeline and chronological order no more? The average person spends 1.8 seconds deciding artwork of the movie. It's why 80% of people watch the movie. The artwork is why 82% of people watch the movie. Of course it is. Because you used to be, remember, video store? Yeah. You went to the video store, you had to go off the cover, my nigga. Some covers look great and wasn't shit, and some covers wasn't shit, but they was great. That's how I ended up watching Howard the Duck. Howard the Duck, man. You wouldn't have watched it no other way. And it's good, but it ain't. It's decent. It ain't. It's one of your favorite terrible movies. One of my favorite. When the last time you watched that Ninja Turtles shit from the 90s. The first one? Yeah. Man, that shit was great. Me and my little brother watched that bitch to the tape pop. Yeah. That shit was so good. Casey Jones beat the shit out of Raphael. Beat the shit out that nigga. The shit started with the Turtles cussing. I thought that. I was like, as a little kid, when you heard Raphael be like, damn! Like, you was like, this nigga here is okay. Let it go. He was really going through some. I thought he's about to leave the Turtles for a second. That nigga was ready to leave my nigga. That nigga, remember he got his hands whooped on the roof? Right. The Ninja Turtles got real ass whooping. They should have picked a better weapon though. Nobody respected his weapon of choice. Them salad forks. Right. This nigga been a tall salad to him. Raphael, nigga. Then he careless with him. He fucked around and lost one. That's why he's a man. That's why he's a man. He knew as a turtle he couldn't replace it. This nigga was acting like he lost an airplane. Fuck! Fucking fuck clan. Fucking white bitch trying to save the reporter. Fuck! He got to the crib. Master Splinter ain't know what was wrong, nigga. Where? What is it? What is wrong with him? Fuck! The bitch came out and got killed. Next day you know niggas is all around me, man. I punched the bitch. Fuck! Into the lights all. That shit was good though, bro. That shit was a good move. I don't give a fuck. It hold up. I stand, certain shit I stand by. That shit a good move. That shit a good move. You ever been to the bonfire after this bitch? That shit look like the hangout for the foot clan. Like if you ever been to the foot clan hide out in the goddamn move with niggas skateboarding and playing video games. That's what it feel like. Not going. I just can't, I'm just not going. Oh, nigga. I don't know. I don't like the idea of fires and shit and people I don't know. You know I don't give a fuck. I don't know the bunch of shit. You be going there goddamn when I go. Not no more. Man, that's how you be ending up in shit. I don't like shit. I don't go outside. Man, this is the best place for you. That's how I was before. Quarantine came, I said, oh, shit, I'm ready. Let's do it. That's what I've been prepared for. I knew this shit was coming. I've been practicing. I was practicing my quarantine a long time ago. You have been though. You be more quarantined than me. Yup. You know what? Maybe ask it. Maybe ask it. Oh yeah, do you know? Tell Carlos he can come by if he. No, he don't. He ain't gonna come. He won't. And that ain't even personal. It's not even personal. I'm just, you know, ever since I left the Ninja Turtles, I just be like, come on, man. Once you leave from being underground, come on, man. What's an underground like the Ninja Turtles? What's another one that held up? Niggas want to fight, but they just have to play the turtle. Three Ninjas. Ninjas was really popping in the 90s. It was. It was. White people Ninjas though. They didn't want to see the real Ninjas. Very little shit with real Ninjas. A lot of goddamn, what them niggas' names was? They had little kid names and shit. Tum Tum, that's the nigga I remember. That's the rapper too. Rocky. Tum Tum. And what was the, and Cole? Is that three Ninjas? Yeah, that's three Ninjas. They had three Ninjas? You remember they had like- Surf Ninjas? Surf Ninjas? That shit was terrible. Ninja Turtles? One and two and three. Ninja Assassin? Damn. Beverly Hills Ninja? Yeah, that's what that was, that was their name. They granddaddy taught them- Rocky loves Emily. Rocky loves Emily. I remember that shit. It's just sort of shit I remember from movies because I watched The Room of My Brother. That'd be the cool little movie. What's that shit you quote from? You know the movie that you done watched in your household? And like everybody just might pull that quote out sometimes? What y'all got? The color purple. Color purple. The whole movie? The whole goddamn movie. What's your one though? My favorite line from The Color Purple? Let me see. Oh, when that nigga daddy came over there and they was eating and that nigga said, when he went off on it he was like, what you gonna do? Shook got talent. She got spunk. She got charisma. She don't know how to talk to people. You ain't even fit to be Shook's maid. What you gonna do? Work on somebody's real role and that nigga daddy said, maybe they'll let her sweep out the caboose. Then right when Ms. Sophia went off on the whole family, that nigga talking shit right behind me. Yeah, that's what we need. Some more stability route. He talking big shit. Boy, you gonna sit here and let this little nappy-haired girl talk to you like that in your own damn table. Nigga, that shit, this ain't a movie, but it was that goddamn Martin episode where that nigga go crazy in the courtroom. Do the pocket knife. Do the pocket knife. Mike, help me sit, don't, don't. She be coming around that mountain when she come. How? That shit went crazy, bro. Whenever we would get off some shit and then we would try to get out some shit. Oh, you know what we used to quote all the time at the house. Oh, that nigga smiling. The prank call, CD. Which one? He had some great ones. All the one where his grandma keep calling the funeral home to see who they buried in that week. What, who, who y'all got up there? We got Betty Smith. Betty Smith, all in the funeral. The funeral is Thursday at two o'clock. I came making Thursday at two o'clock. I ain't like her, no way. She used to keep up a bunch of meth. What y'all got Friday at one o'clock? Well, we got Mr. Wilbur Smith. Wilbur! Oh, Lord. Who got the ashes? Blue got the ashes. Ain't nobody told me nothing. That was his shit, yeah. So, every time you say something, as opposed to being like, what? Motherfucker, be like, who? Who got the ashes? Let me hold 10 dollars. Who? Who got the ashes? Blue got the ashes. That's funny, bro. Oh, the word. Bro, what you used to have them good at? Oh, man. For you to sleep? Man, he had some good ones, bro. That whole shit, man. Prank calls was a whole thing. We forget niggas had CDs. I fuckin' hate it. You buying them bitches like mixtapes. Man, I hate how the word has changed. You can't even make prank calls or what, without a call like this. You didn't know who you is before you called. Call you right back. They got your whole Facebook pulled up. Oh, you think you really funny, huh? You still living 1561 Maple Wood Lane? Tell your mother I said hello. What the fuck? You just lost your job at Cortex, you dickhead. Cortex. Comedy. Bro, comedy and laughter is suffering the most out of all of this whole council culture. We can't say shit, bro. Bro, you can't say shit. You can't say shit. Whatever that shit you think is, stop it. I know. No, don't. Mm-mm. You can't even think about it. Everybody's a diss. You should like Minority Report. It's a disenfranchised group about everything. Oh, man. That's humorous. Oh, man. I got to go. You didn't unplug the shit. Yeah, I got to unplug my shit. You don't have to beat motherfucking shit. We are in the trap lab. This is the 85 South Shore. You can put me on the lead. It's podcast. It's for real niggas. They put lotion right here on the back part of their foot. Oh, we're gonna get a pee-pee. I got a pee-pee, man. No, go home to your motherfucking business, man. Nobody gonna. Hey, man. Just make sure your mic unplugged. DC will take the whole mic in the bathroom. We out here talking on the couch. We sitting down with pissed bubbles and phone conversations and shit. This nigga saying shit and willing to even know if we can use it. Hey, man, put the money under the bed in the envelope. I hope that's the rent money he talking about. But this is the 85 South Shore. It's for niggas who like to get hit with the lights on. Set the ambiance. You ever get some head and you have to pick a little land out of it? Try and get that land out. Y'all niggas are so selfish. Make sure you support the 85 South Shore apparel. 85 apparel. Go to the website. Make sure you get you something. We sold out. How you feel about selling out all this merch? We gotta keep it coming, man. We gotta feed the streets. We gotta feed the streets. We got a lot of hot things coming up. Shout out to DC. Young Fly with the new addition to the family. Slowly but surely making his way back around those comedy club streets. Shout out to all the player partners out there, man. Much love to my man. Get well soon. Mario Torre, he just announced he was diagnosed with COVID. So hell yeah. That's fucked up, man. So make sure you support my dog on that. What else going on out here in these evil streets? Another one? Yeah, you made it back safer. You want some hand sanitizer? I use some in there, but I'm gonna use it again. Oh, okay. For the vibraments. Fuck it. Hey, man, we gotta say this, too, Clayton, while we on here, man. Rest in peace, Tyler Craig. Man, please, please rest in peace, Tyler Craig, man. That dude was... Hey, man, it's some good, it's some good, it's some good T-Y stories, if you... But, yeah, that dude, wish he was still here. He's definitely an OG mentor, showed a lot of shit. Got to go on the road with him before. Yeah, early, too. Man, you remember that time we was going? What were we going? South. Tyler has this on his head. Yeah, we were going to, like, Florida or some shit. And we got stopped. Hell yeah. It was, like, foresight of some racist-ass little area. Yeah, and the crazy part is I'm already on probation. Hey, Tyler Craig in the car, me, Yuzu, I forget what... I think it was down here, but... Yeah, we was going to family... Holy's pulled us over. Got us out the car, said they're going to search the car. Right. Wanted to search the car. Tyler gave him his ID, which was his passport. Because he had been doing shows, like England. He ain't got no license. He had no license. Right. But he had a passport. This country-ass cop. That nigga was like this. And then you got to keep it in mind. This nigga got dressed all the way down his back. Yeah. That cop was like, you don't have no other ID? And it's like, nigga, that is the ID. That's the ID you use to get into the country. Like, it confused the fuck out of him. They searched the car. He kept fucking with him because he was nervous. He had to pee. We got out there, bitch. We get back in the car. He ain't find nothing. We drive off. That nigga Tyler Craig pulled like an ounce out. Yeah. Man, that was the craziest shit ever. Pulled an ounce out of his sock. That nigga had on some fucking boots. Like some cowboy boots. But he had on them high ass socks. He did. He had on some high ass socks. Nigga had some. Nigga thought that shit was a calf muscle. Nigga had some fucking cowboy boots. That nigga pulled it out in the car like a magic trick, bro. I remember, like, niggas was flowed. They were like, burn it down in the hole. That cop was so mad because he smelled the weed. That was the one who lifted the battery up and everything. The cop came and then the other fat bitch cop came. Right. Like the secretary lady. The lunch lady. This bitch is the lunch lady. She showed up. Tyler Craig had to pee. And he was moving. Dude said, you seem nervous. You get moving. He said, I got to pee, man. Can I go out here and the dude said no. Because then that'll be a ticket for daddy. He said, all right. Man, I just knew it was going to be with it right there. He was going to make it to the show. I wasn't even smoking because I was so, I was fresh on probation. And we was on the way down. I don't even think I was supposed to be going. I was like, it was just, it was just thugging it, man. We was going to go out. What the fuck is going to go? Legendary times. Yeah. Just give you a lot of game, man. Shout out to all the OGs. That's why this shit great because you give a lot of game. Got down to the young people. They be, they, you know. They got to know what to take it, listen to it, what apply to them or what they doing. But I fucking appreciate it. That's what we got from him. Yeah, man. That one really shocked the whole comedy world because he was all about everybody getting a turn or everybody shining. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that shit wasn't about very unselfish character. He, you know, he did a lot of good shit for the whole comedy ecosystem. And he got jokes that he knew forever. Like, you ever be so fucked up, you have to hang on to the grass and keep falling off the earth? That shit real. That shit got real. And the moral of the story is... The moral of the story is... Beat his aides. You don't be playing until nobody got their aides. Beat his goddamn aides. Yeah, man. Fucking... The moral of the story is... Classics. But the shit would be tied around so nice and neatly. That's what I don't even think people appreciate. Right. I still haven't been able to master that. That would be awesome. Right. But to be able to do that and the moral of the story is... Ride the bus next time. You know what I'm saying? Me and Tyler used to always be in, like, the back of the comedy club, like, talking shit. Especially if a nigga was doing bad, you know the shit we used to always say, I ain't nicked. Do somebody else shit. Yo shit ain't working tonight. Do somebody else shit. Do anybody shit. But that shit you doing. Hey, man. Man, I hate... Don't miss that nigga, man. I definitely gonna miss him. One of the coldest roasting niggas you'll ever see, man. Roasting niggas. And then you game about roasting. I went on the road with him one time. A lady was talking shit during my shit. Blue ass out the water, but I was specific with what I was saying. I talked about her teeth. I talked about her face. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I went in. You went in. Tyler was like, hey, you can't be getting specific. He was like, when I do this shit, because you wanna get back to your material, because that's what it is when you're going up there. So when I go up there, I talk about, you know what I'm saying, whatever, but I keep it fun. I keep it in joy. You know what I'm saying? He's like, I don't really attack them and fuck with them and tear them down. Because he's like, when you do that, you can't never go back to your shit. Right. And I was like, damn, this is real shit. Because he called my fucking stupid. He called my fucking ugly, but like I got way too specific. But I called myself as a young comedy trying to be like him. And then he had to show me to pull it back. I'm like, okay, cool. I got it. Right. I remember when we was working up at the comedy house up in South Carolina. Bruh, this shit was so funny. He knew it. He brought me the feature form, right? So I'm thinking we're gonna, you know, like, drive up there to the shit. He's like, man, don't worry about nothing, man. We already took care of it for the whole weekend. My motherfucking man. He got limousine service, man. They gonna send the limo down here to get us, man. Just meet me at the McDonald's off of one of the McDonald's off of some exit in Decatur. I can't think of right now. But as soon as you get off the exit, the motherfucking McDonald's is right there. It's one of them far-ass Decatur exit. Anyway, so I meet them at the Burger King out there. I meet the McDonald's. Man, this nigga pull up in the oldest goddamn limousine I've ever seen. Boy, I laugh for ten goddamn minutes, boy. I'm laughing like a motherfucker. I'm like, Tyler, you for real, man? You gonna ring like, man, come on, man. I'm writing this motherfucker all the time. Any time I do this, man, I swear to God on them, they're everything. Nigga, I laugh from Atlanta all the way up there. Bro, this shit was so funny, because this is like everything that's supposed to be nice in this big fucker. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Like, nigga, we got TVs in this bitch. I'm like, nah, nigga, not a TV. This a real motherfucking, this a TV, nigga. Not a screen. Nigga got a whole motherfucking TV in this bitch. Man, we wrong. A boxing TV, nigga. Nigga, we wrong, man. We wrong around, man, in that motherfucking... It was a motherfucking... I think it was like a Lincoln Continental limo, but it had seen better days. Man, that shit was so funny. The box style. Y'all wrong. Y'all wrong five out. The box Lincoln? Yes. It wasn't five out, it was this shit, like three hours, two and a half. Man, I laughed all the way up there, but we rode that bitch all weekend. That nigga had the little driver hat on and everything. I'm like, he did the fuck serious, man. You was riding around like Pinky. Yes, me and Tyler wrote everywhere around that bitch, man, in that limo scene, man. Like Pinky. That shit crazy. At the comedy house that weekend. You can go on YouTube and pull them clips up. That's funny. Bruh. Not other than Lincoln, but of us at the comedy house. At the comedy house. I was about to say, if that Lincoln on there, that's golden. That's crazy. Man, hell yeah. My nigga Tyler Craig. You know, that's a good dude co-worker for him. Hell yeah. You know? My nigga. That's crazy how this shit turned out, man. To be seeing how motherfuckers go. You know what I'm saying? To know where you know them from. Where you started knowing them from. And where you know them to. Where they are now. Yeah. That shit was going on in my mind. Hell yeah. Oh, sneezes, sneezes. Man, this shit got full of asbestos. Okay. How old is this couch, my nigga? I don't really sit on corduroy couches. I'm making a fucking exception, man. You might have stirred up some pet dander. What pet is in here? Who knows? I saw some droppings, but I couldn't identify the animal. This shit is really the trap, nigga. I know I'm hot, because I keep thinking that Tadass shirt moving. It might be. It might just be the effect. It looks like an X-File. It's a little breeze. It's a little on the weather we ain't coming from. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I ain't dead this in a minute. They think I forgot. What you forget? The women with the big, big titties. Oh yeah. Shout out to them. Shout out to all the titties. Protect the titties, love the titties. Black titties matter. Show the titties. Yeah, show the titties. I don't know why that just reminded me of Shoulda Lean, because titties and shoulder hollanda. Show the titties, show the titties. I've not seen a tittie do the Shoulda Lean before. And when I seen it, first shit popped in my mind. I can show the lean. I don't know where the damn do it. Yeah, I done seen a tittie lean back. Lean back. I still think that's one of the greatest songs that ever come out of Atlanta, though. They got their shoulder lean. Come on, man. Bar for Bar? Bar for Bar, I was so happy with it because it was Southern nigga rapping his ass off. And at the time, what motherfuckers considered rapping was a motherfucker having a bunch of punchlines and saying all type of crazy shit. What's your favorite bar out of that whole song? Let me see. I lay by my banana. Dump in the pumpkin monkeys. Don't nobody stay with my mama with a bunch of junkies. Like, come on, man. Come on, man. Man, they got pimping and linen and salamander sandals. That shit, like... Why didn't nigga let all them junkies live with his mama? Yeah, I don't think he had made that much money yet. I hope the situation has changed. I'm sure he has. I hope his mama ain't in our house for the junkies. I'm sure the situation has changed. What if they family members do it and they really don't mean no harm? They just junkies. Yeah, but they family at home. That makes sense, don't it? It makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. You know, motherfuckers be staying at the house, but they can't stay at the house when there ain't nobody at the house. I think one bar... That's how they do junkies. Hey, you got to, hey, everybody gone now. You got to be gone too. Okay, okay. I'll be gone. I don't have somewhere to be anyway. There's a lot of slip on bars in that song. Put them lights up in my rim. Now I'm riding Neon. Come on. He made that shit sound way cooler than it actually is. Yeah. See, I'm not fucking with anything with some Neon in the wheel. I'm like, man, you're doing too much. That is your own... That is your own way too much attention, bro. Well done. Mm-mm. At what point do you turn the lights off? Like, you're on your way home at three in the morning and you're really going to see it. All right. You like the reflection, man. You ain't going to put no Neon on nothing. Put Neon on something. Nah, man. You got to get a young drunkard. Everything that they say in the song, just do that to the car. I love how he'll never just tell you... Chopper candle. It's never just a car. That nigga tell you exactly what it is. Oh, man, great grand national. Oh, I hot blue cutlets. And they always tell you what he eating. Oh, man. That nigga said on one song, I'm eating on some shard meat. Where you get that from? Snacking on some goose meat. I started looking for restaurants that sold goose in Atlanta. I was like, where the fuck is this? Nothing. That nigga said, what did that nigga say? What you know about, uh, Alligator dog meat, Nothing. Alligator got a dog meat like chicken. I didn't know Alligator had a dog meat. You're going to get the Alligator. You're going to white meat a dog. Bring me them wings. All motherfucking flats. I'm going to Alligator all flats to let me tell you. Dog meat. Hey, man, that nigga be rapping about shit. Even if it didn't happen, it would sound good in a rap. Man, that nigga said, Ricky Lake and Oprah went for hanging with my mama now. Yes. Yes. Why? What they doing? That nigga said, And do they come to the house full of junkies when they do it? Ricky Lake and Oprah hanging with my mama now. That nigga said, what he said, He said, I got a house where Kevin Costner stayed. Kevin Costner? The bodyguard. But your mama live with a bunch of junkies. But you live next to this nigga. Shit, Juicy Jason, his crib sitting on 40 acres and who is neighbor? Kobe Bryant from the Lakers. Now that's paper. That nigga gave himself compliments in his own rap. Niggas be flexing on their home ownership on songs, nigga. What if regular niggas start doing that? Like up and coming rappers should start doing that. Just start shouting out their neighbors. I don't think they can do that because they being real big. House sitting on two acres. Now who the neighbors? My nigga John. He installed cable. Who on the other side? Oh, Miss Mabel. She used to be a madam. She had some hoes in her staple. You can't start shouting at your regular ass neighbor. That actually would be hard, though, man. You stay across the street that you miss shit. I don't see her often because she going to work early. That shit hard. But she always in the yard in the afternoon. She got a son in the army coming home soon. Man, do the neighborhood watch. In my potting down the street, I heard he had the chopper. But he didn't hurt his foot. Had to go to the doctor. Had surgery. Two pins in his ankle. He say he coming down the street soon as he able. You a fuck with that neighborhood what? You just got to shout out motherfucking regular people. Only drug dealers in motherfucking they do crime. Now them people around the corner shit they acting crazy. And I don't even fuck with them. My old white lady. She be standing in her porch trying to look hard. And keep them fucking cars at my fucking yard. But bitch. I take your ass down. Wasn't in a fucking yard just had to turn around. This shit go hard. Old black dude. I think he in Vietnam. Every time I see him. He said what's up son. Neighborhood watch. We going to have a block party. White lady looking out the window trying to shut us down early. Niggas going to start rapping about all kind of shit. Niggas that's what they do it now. We going to get even crazy. I'm the comment section right now. I'm going to be the comment section. Little baby just said shout out to my mama. No abortion. The same here. Same here. She could have did it. Glad she didn't. She could have went and hopped on some roller coasters. Who knows. She could have went and got on the gravatron at the fair. And tried to stand up. Just think at some point in your life you was the reason that your mama and your daddy needed to talk. And I was born anytime where it was just house phone. I don't know how long it took my mama to tell my daddy I was on the way. What if she told him too late and it wasn't shit he could do. Don't get quiet on me because I ain't trying to contemplate if you were supposed to be here or not. No you're supposed to be here. Don't matter how you got here. I came out of Skrotel. How you know? That's the only place you can come from. At that point in time you're right. Technology ain't where it is today. I can't, yeah. That's the biggest difference in between this generation and the next one. Most of them didn't even come out of real dicks. They came from wifi. You had to connect to the signal. You just put the password in. Right. You bitches online. That shit crazy. They don't even have pictures of them and they real daddy. They just in the phone. We had physical pictures. They don't even remember when they daddy used to live at their house. I remember that. You remember that? I don't remember the nigga moving. I just remember he wasn't animal. And then when you see him after he moved out he always got on a leather jacket. That's the breakup jacket. He always got on that leather jacket. It might be a three quarter length. Oh shit. But that's how you can judge where your daddy is in life. If your daddy kept a leather jacket consistently, he dealt with the pressures of life. But if you look up, you're like, damn daddy, you need a coat. You got your pop shiver? It won't zip no more. He keep grabbing. Hey, you make sure you take care of your mom. Hey, you need to take care of yourself. You need a coat. Hey mom, give me help my daddy. I need a coat real bad. Where you taking that coat? My daddy need a coat. I remember my own coat. This nigga started jacket. Daddy don't buy me nothing, get you a coat. I don't need no clothes. You catch him in front of the liquor store. You there bought him a new coat. He turned into the floor of the apartment. This is that coat I brought. And it fucked up how you could judge exactly where your daddy had by his coat though. So when it just started getting chilly, your daddy needed a coat. My daddy killed a fresh leather jacket. Every one. I had a seal. This nigga looking like a Tuskegee airman next time you see him at the barbershop. He got fur on the collar and shit. You'll see your dad on his way out somewhere. On his way out? Yeah, like if he about to go out with his old partners and shit. You see me holding other things. Like daddy, you done put the church shoes on this nigga. You just fucking out this bitch. Man, nigga put the dress legs with the vest. Turtle neck and a gold chain. I ain't never seen this nigga with his stepdaddy chain on. I ain't never seen this nigga with his stepdaddy chain on. Fuck clean in this bitch smell like old spotty. They got a smell like a pound or whatever goddamn cologne. That motherfucker put that cologne on. Like that motherfucker put that shit on like that nigga. Yeah. At least we grew up in that generation where your father would get drunk enough to pretend he was a good father. Like your daddy started drinking and gave you some money. What you need? Some money? Come here. You know your daddy got you? Because you owe me that anyway. Don't tell your mama though if she's going to take it. My daddy gave me some money. Give it to me. Give me that. Give me that. Let your mama let your mom keep your Mom. And you never saw that shit again. You made a killing at your birthday party. You had 817 dollars. Ben looked out for you when you turned ten. Your mom made the deal with that shit and brought up shit she supposed to do as a parent when she spent your birthdays. Can I give them my birthday money? Get that money. You think the party will spring? all them balloons and that cake and that pizza and then don't take y'all played all night long and and light bill and water. You only a black child know what it feels like to get charged for their birthday party. Overcharged. We've been paying bills all our life. Overcharged. Right. Overcharged because she factoring in how much work she had to do so she paying herself. She ain't even looking at just because the party was only like that party was only like $150 right. The ice cream was the cheap one the big one for the kids. Remember when you first got your job and you came home and then your mom had all the bills laid out like which bill you want. Who told you I wanted a bill? You want to shuffle them? You see these envelopes you need to put something on them. Oh shit. Yeah man. They be holding that shit in man. It'd probably be the fucked up shit that they didn't expect. That's why that's like that's when you know you black when you have to black pay back your parents for raising you. You basically in a fucked up record. You got to buy your freedom. It's like a death row deal. It's like a fucked up record. Once you start doing a little bit better than them. And it's like she gave you an advance. Right. That's why black parents don't want you to really leave the house because you will fuck up the like the little money situation. Right. Right. Even if you ain't really bringing a little bit she gonna miss that little bit. So she said you're just gonna leave. You're gonna go somewhere else and pay bills but won't pay nothing here. Okay. Yeah because I can't do nothing here. Exactly. And you said when I get my own shit I got all this money saved up to do all the activities that you said I couldn't do with your house. Simple shit. Yeah. If you would have let me do some of this shit I might be willing to goddamn kick in. Pussy hours are between. Now I'm gonna be gone. So all right but no. You got to move at some point. Yeah you got to. That's the best part. You got to bridge wings. You of all people know that. It ain't it man you got the baby bird. You got to be able to you got to be able to fuck when you want to. It's a certain point of your life where you supposed to do a whole lot of fucking because that's where you're gonna that's the only way you're gonna learn some shit. Yeah you got to figure it out for you. Yeah you need privacy. Posting that clarity. It should be as clear as possible. Exactly. Every day. I'm telling you you know what I mean. Think about what you did. Adult decisions you'll have to make but make it go pay a bill. Yeah. You got to figure out which one you ain't gonna pay. You start that's when you start learning reasoning and rationing. Which one I need. Shit. What could I do without. How many times have I let this get cut off. Do I have a good enough excuse. Can I get an extension. See these are all scenarios you'll never come on in the comfort zone. I've been working shit out. I'm just glad I got legal people to help now. Right. I've been working it out on my own. I would represent myself. That's the scary part about having those legal people though because any question you ask them make it sound like you already did the shit. Never they can't talk about it. I know it but it just make you sound like it's so sick for instance. No when you say that you did that. If a nigga start off with let's say I'm in the club or free. Well let's say I was to take some drugs give some to some other women and everybody start fucking and I recorded it. They was already fucking before I got there too. It was fucking going on. I kept the party going. So so to speak. Did you see the art on the wall. Yes. Got some great black people up here. I love the shot. I love all of them. Michelle Obama. Yes. Angela Davis. That shit don't. It's crooked. Harry Tim. It's crooked. We know why it's crooked. That one good. If that don't look like Obama's finger. That's what we're talking about here. It looks like another nigga put his finger on his. The barber finger. He didn't like hold on man. Go like this. He lined up. Go like this. That's what he lined up. He was about to line up. You see he started on this side and he was showing him the difference. Right. Right. He was giving him the classic barber speed. Who been cutting your head. See look you see how I got you on this side. He puts your line back. He had been doing it for a minute. You see what he did. Malcolm X. Well he was about to do the whole. He was feeling. Oh everybody doing it. Yeah. But they think it looks like. He was giving Malcolm X a razor line. So that's what that's why he got the finger on the other side. And Martin Luther King. He was showing him how he could bring his shit back from him. How it was already back. It was the first. He used Beijing. Right. That's when Beijing had just come out of the rock shit. And then he just got the outline on Malcolm X. And then this is at a point. And then of course you know the Marvin. I mean what's going on. That should be the title of that picture. See that's how you look. Marvin Gaye. He don't have his shit lined up at all. Hit this right before the album came out. He don't need it lined up. Back then lined up with one really all that. It was like let your shit be where it is. And then this picture right here. We don't we just like that one because she kind of looked. She looked like she doing something right there. Like you could either be like a fan of her music or you could just sing your prayer straight to Charday. Oh I like Charday. I love Charday. Especially screwed and chopped. Like Charday go. That means the song going to be 13 minutes. And that's what I need. I want the song to get me home. All right. Cherish the day. I'm going to put it. I'm going to put it. Won't go a straight. Won't catch me running. When? I don't even know what that bitch is talking about. But she just sounded like she really loved whoever the fuck broke her heart. Costa Coast LA to Chicago. Chicago. Western Maine. That's what she said. Western Maine. I never knew that. Yeah. He's a smooth operator. Smooth operator. That shit she just called. And she bad. That's what I like music. I like music of slightly sad women. Like the sad women is my genre man. Mary J. Blige. The early stuff. Love it. Charday. All of it. Love it. What's your favorite Mary J. Blige say it song? Probably just that I'm going down because you know it's just it's the what you call it. It sounds like I'm going down. It sounds like a little versus I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry actually make me cry. That's why I don't really listen to it because I started thinking about all the shit that ain't worth my tears. I wonder if boy that shit right there started off sad. Anytime she bring up some shit ain't got nothing to do with why she really man. She said when she was saying dates. Was your lover in your sacroteria working every day of the week. First of all I ain't no way that lady should have not had at least one day off if she your love and your secretary. You're fucking her and working the shit out this lady. God damn it. Way back before working for home was like you really had to be on your shit. She was a secretary. Had to work for like AT&T to be able to work from home. That's not a housewife. She was a secretary. She was taking calls. She was she named a lot of shit that she had did before she really 11 years right. Sacrifice that mean she had another nigga that was better. She made me cry. She could have fucked with long term but she decided to settle for your ass. That's why women really be disappointed when they catch niggas cheating because they passed on so many opportunities to cheat with better niggas and they tried to play the shit right and did cheat on our terrible asses with a nigga who had a jet. This nigga had a jet and a ferrari. Been trying to fucking sit in the ninth grade and she was like I'm with somebody. She tried her best and you out here fucking the bitch will stay two apartments upstairs from you. They pass you girl every day. Something is wrong. Your little girlfriend keeps thinking to me. I don't even know that girl that still stands in that apartment I've been going to to get my weave. Niggas a tail. I'm a fraction of a d-tail. I don't even know that girl named Stacey to be up there to god damn work at Ruby Tuesday. What the fuck you talking about just cause she live up there with a baby who look like me. Don't mean he's my baby. This is the thing bruh. Women can make up a whole bullshit scenario and just based on how you react to it is how she gonna keep making it up. I'm telling you. I mean let some shit happen. You some safe man as you live in an apartment complex just like I said later upstairs speak to her one day. Just speak. She remember that shit until the next time that lady speak to her and be like you must be fucking that bitch upstairs because she spoke to me different today. And then you like what? And every time that lady speak to her she gonna let you know that shit. I thought you looked carefree. Well who you talking about? Then you think she playing this little joke and then the next time you say that little girl friend. Who you talking about? Don't fucking play with me. Don't you fucking play with me. Don't you ever fucking play with me. What the fuck? So all I'm saying is whether you fuck that lady up there or you didn't. You still guilty cause you know who to eat cause you know it's a lady up there. You ain't supposed to know according to the way they become. You can't know nothing. You know who stand across the way? No. Who the one with the big titties? Never seen them. What titties? You got a little girl. And then women be crazy like this and be like oh so her titties better than mine. I ain't never seen her titties out the brawl so you seen them titties in the brawl. Oh my god. And you hear women shit and you just like stop talking to me. You with that jet. You should fuck that nigga with that jet. Hey man. That's what I tell them. You know the relationship over when you just get tired of even trying to defend yourself. I know you somewhere trying to highlight a bitch. I can talk to whoever I want to. You don't say you saying you want to fuck a bitch. I just bite. Oh man. Whatever they make real is going to be real. They look for it. It's going to be there whether it's not there. Girl you should be able to get counseling if you have to turn down a certain amount of pussy. They have it. They already know by your voice. Hello. Hello. Calm down. Calm down. Now tell me what happened. Look she keep trying to fuck me. And I keep saying no. But the pussy keep calling me. Just calling the streets. See me. I was a fool. You should have seen him back in the day. How you feel? You okay now? Man. That's just regular therapy. That's what a lot of therapy shit is. You just go and you just talk about the pussy that fucked you up. You remember it. Huh? You remember it. The pussy that fucked me up. Oh yeah. I know. I know the pussy that fucked me up. Man we get right. You get on the mission. Once the pussy fucked you up you become a goddamn Avenger. You be on the mission. What's your mission? That shit ain't gonna happen to me again. He's going. I'm a fuck the pussy. The pussy won't fuck me. Next thing you know you strung out on the pussy trying to hide it from me everybody. Man you on the pussy getting. Huh? What? What? Some of them out. Some of them out. Nah man. They ain't fucking around like that no more man. Everything's on the up and up with me baby. Everything copa static. No no no man you. Nah. It ain't what it looks like baby. I mean I get a taste. I do you know. I get a taste. Hey I party a little bit man but that's all baby. I'm straight man. Oh. Damn it. It ain't what it looks like man. Nah. Nah. Bruh. I ain't mean. Shit. That's what we doing today. Gonna turn on me. I know what you saw. But it ain't what I. Look. Okay. Let me calm down. Listen. Listen. Listen guys. You know me. Look man. How long we been knowing each other? You know me. Look. Me strung out on that shit. Was it real good? You heard the WAP song? Yes. I mean for what I can fuck with. That shit is beautiful. Yeah. All right. It's poetic. I like it because it's not for me but it is for me. Right. Whereas most songs you would sing along to. I don't sing along to. I listen to it in hopes of. I want that type of energy in my circle. Good pussy energy like that. Yeah we just want the vibes of titties out nice outfits and you know wet pussy gushing and spelling names on all the shit. All the shit that makes it magical. It's strategic. Strategic marketing. I mean I don't understand the hated get some motherfuckers talk about it needs to be banned. What do you mean it needs to be banned. Videos don't come on unless you go watch them. They can't do that. You had to go. You decided to go watch the shit. Like it ain't like MTV or you know the VH ones or shit really show videos like that the most. I would never allow that. If it's anything I can do on my platform. Banded from who. I ain't gonna be a good pussy. Don't click it. Yeah. Don't click on it. That's not for you. Wet ass pussy. Nothing. People been too shy to speak on it. It was the time when it was juicy pussy. That's the older generation. Juicy got him crazy. Come on man. Cold going mad. Come on man. Juicy fruit. Juicy. Come on. Candy rain. Coming down. Come on man. Make my love come down. Ooh you make my love come down. Don't forget SWB wrote a whole song about getting nothing on. What's that? Sometimes it's soft. Oh yeah. Yeah. Rain down on me. And I would. They was bad. All of them. I don't know. Yes. That's just a urban legend. You may not even be true. What did the song about? Yeah it is. It most definitely is. It's just we just evolved to the point where we straight to it. Like remember old girl had ring my bell. Yeah. You can ring my bell. And that's why in the back they kept saying dingalingaling. 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right that's what I'm saying good what it was to the fruit it good booty to the fruit it good booty oh this nigga was wildin in that bitch talk about if it don't fit grease it this nigga was wildin this nigga was wildin with a conch talking about fucking ain't a sex some point-hub shit that not that you think every song is about a wipe by bluebop a white bamboo what you think nigga what you think a bamboop is you know what the bamboo I'm gonna start saying that but you got a nice bamboo that nigga sauce Walker said he had got his girl some new boom booms he bought us some titties I like I like that boom booms yeah boom booms especially if we just gonna purchase them you see why we always talk about it because it makes a full circle and we are back circle circle there's a circle inside a circle inside a circle dot dot the nipple a circle the ariola circle the tedious are well since it's two nipples would that make a nipple a nipple lie nipple is nipple Odeon turn on your nipple is and look it was on the nipple is nipple Odeon nipple Demis nipple Odeon nipple Dallas these nipples tell the future tell you now but that shit you're right politics oh that's a good ice cream I ain't got them all now you know I'm saying you ain't see what I'm so sad nigga goddamn it was a whole nipple ruffles with nipples I'm feeling real nip-glected that's what that's how the other T today get left in the brothel nip-glected pull that to the out man yeah don't never just pull out one to the I don't think you should be working the other nipple like a radio knot yeah man pay attention pay attention titties don't need to be like now a little if they little act like they there do you suck both titties for the same amount of time no man I don't put time constraints on me I'm saying you can't do like seven minutes on the left and like three minutes on the right it fucked the sensation up I mean calibrate them titties I mean I do it internally cuz you know comedians we just got good timing we know the shit we know when I'm on man you know when to jump to the other mic with a hot yeah you good but no I don't never be like okay I'm gonna do it exactly you gotta get it to my favorite titty you got to find out what your girl favorite titty whatever titty she cut your head on it's whatever hands she right with is more than likely that's her favorite titty some women be offset though she could be a righty with a lefty favorite titty one of the titties got more juice in that left titty usually is the hot titty though and then I'm speaking is like the left titty the hot left titty got a whole run high the run high cuz it's like you know how you don't use your left hand a lot if you're a right-handed person right you fucking around and do something love him oh shit but then it's like you hit that offset titty for running have chill bumps in the back cuz she used to a lot of right titty I don't want to give away the formula for free I got you know I think you should have a whole nipple course yeah a nip-posio yeah a nip-posio where we you explain the people right and I'm gonna print out a nip you know you ended with a nipple laws right you know about to wrap this shit up man this should have been good to goddamn come back to the goddamn trap man man what you got coming up what the fuck do I got coming up nothing until the world open up when the fuck y'all gonna be back out there shit right even man even Marvin Gaye ready to go on the road come on man you know soon we gonna have every show we having a different picture of Marvin Gaye that's how I know we ballin I'm thinking about like splurging on that just like an in-house artist so we can get submission I've been trying to get to put the P.O. box out cuz Joe ass don't never put shit in there man fucking submission dickhead fight this nigga but I heard the name yeah man this shit been crazy man I come back everybody looking different man Joe got a whole house I thought that was child again be know I didn't know who this was cat got the most hell no his head I said that's this nigga is a tabby cat he doesn't turn into a bobcat round this motherfucker this shit friend manica Chad got different scarves, he got a peach scarf. I don't know what the fuck, how you even get that? All right, let me drop the P.O. Box. Y'all ready? Get your pencils. Oh, you got a, remember picture pages? Bill, I ain't gonna say his name. You can talk about it. I don't want to be associated. All right, the P.O. Box is the 85 South Show, P.O. Box, 18124 Atlanta, Georgia, 30316. That is the official 85 South Show. Do it one more time, cause they high, they high. The 85 South Show, P.O. Box, 18124 Atlanta, Georgia, 30316, man. Send us some art, send us some shit, you know, cause you know, to decorate the trap with, let us know what you got up there. Marvins, we're collecting Marvin Gates. Marvins. We gotta bring some more fan art. We just been really, you know, trying to duck all this shit that's been going on in the world, holding it down. Make sure you follow Clayton English on all social media that they gonna be having some great late night pop up conversations and shit like that. Man, we just talked shit on it. Oh yeah, go to the god damn YouTube shit, watch the dope movie shit I did with Comedy Central YouTube page and watch that shit. Clayton English dope movies, I get high review movies, they animate them. What's some good shit you been saying? We did Meteor Man and then Robert Townsend hit me. Yeah. Like on email and shit, on some shit cause he saw it. So the shit was cool. Man, one night I was in front of the comedy store at LA talking to Robert Townsend. Somebody was like, hey man, I love you man. Can I get a picture? And he was like, yeah, hurry up man and make it quick cause I'm right here. I'm talking to my man, it's about something. We was talking about the same shit, that fucking Meteor Man. Meteor Man. We was talking about redoing that shit. Yeah. Meteor Man was just good bro. That nigga cool. Everybody was in that god damn movie. Go watch the dope movies and Meteor Man episode, got Jurassic Park and I got it going on. Send the link. We got a posted one in them joints. You got the link. Yeah. What I just said, YouTube don't move. You want so many steps, I don't know that. Yeah. I'll link it. Link it to who? Send it to who? Send it to you. Send it to Kat. He can post that shit. Come on man, let's do it. Go watch that shit and look for some other shit I might be working on. Who knows? How they gonna know that? Who knows? I don't be saying this shit before I do it. I don't wait till it's done. I'm gonna ask you, but then they ain't gonna know. Yeah, I tell you, but I wait for the shit to be done. But see, that's what I'm saying. See, you will tell me and then I tell them and then they gonna act like I'm lying. You know how these niggas are. These motherfuckers, look, well you need to tell them. You need to tell them. You need to talk to them. I'm telling you to tell them because you here now. No, no, I can't tell them because they don't listen to me. But I'm saying at least tell them that you gonna be telling me. So when I say it, it's more believable because they know that like. They believe in you. Whatever you gonna say. They real in you. They gonna believe in you. They real in you. They gonna believe in you. They believe that you all the way thus far. That's why you here. Bruh, I'm telling you. They gonna, you confused it with the people that doubt. The people that doubt you. So when it's Friday here and the show ain't up, when they want it to be up, then I'm all kind of shit. Amen. And then I have to wait until the show come up. It'd be like, I wake up, it could be nine, it could be eight-third, it could be seven a.m. Wake up Friday. Hey, bitch, I ain't nigga wanna show it, man. Y'all niggas done fell off. I'm telling you, I'm up. The show's supposed to be up. I'm about to boo-boo. I done got a blunt roll. What a show it. I can't boo-boo to the show up. Niggas shit to the show. Me and niggas hit me all day. Bruh, I been holding it, boo-boo. See, it didn't work. Y'all still ain't uploaded to show. Then as soon as the show go up, I'm out there boo-boo and shit, bruh. It's the best one y'all ever did. They ain't a lot of shit on my man. Niggas was backed up. Oh, man. Nah, but that's the culture you created. You get fans a lot of freedom. Right. You get fans a lot of freedom. I feel like they gon' act as fans. And you know what's been crazy to all the fans? To all the people who've been like, making the 85 South Show, they own merch. Like, we get so much feedback from people asking, like, hey, man, let me get that shirt. I need somebody made for me. 15 shows ago. I don't remember who the fuck it was. So, shout out to all those people who brought us merch. Shout out to that lady in St. Louis who made me that shirt with the AK-47s and the birds. All that shit was cold. Everybody been trying to buy that bitch. So, when I find you again, I'ma let you know. I'll chin it off. There you go. She the new Dapper Dan. I need to find her because I need her to give me them shirts so I can sell them because I know who want them. That makes sense. Yeah. Because I got these shirts. I got all kind of, I'm in the fabric business. We, I know. I done seen the shit. I ain't got no shirts. I ain't coming out with shit. I ain't had no shirts. I got your size. We'll give me some. It's too long. Smaller than that. Because all my shit is gone. I'm telling you, I got a long body with shirts. Well, give them here. I got shirts for everybody. They was like, hey man, don't buy them. Them to fuck up. I was like, them the ones I need. I know somebody built like all of them. I'm the only nigga that sell wide T-shirts in the business. Well, give me some. Please. I got you. I ain't got no more 85s off of you. And I'm not buying none. I'm not buying none. Get a tie to that shirt. No. We all got, where am I wearing that at? Jimmy Buffett? Nigga, you wearing the bed. Look up. I'm not wearing no shirt in the bed. Nigga has the pajamas that match that at the crib. No, I'm fucking with you. All right, we're fucking it. It's at least one shirt on there. Yeah, this is the longest shirt. I need a shirt to compare to my neighbor. I'm still there. Just snatch that one off. All right, I'm going to snatch that one. Yeah, you don't got to wait. Get that bitch now. No, this is too big. Now, this is going to down. Can't shirt. Man, you got to damn. Yeah, why the damn? This should look like a Clarence Squirrel shirt, nigga. I put this on. That's actually an apron. Damn. This should have shamed wow. This should have been washing down. You just tie that bitch around your neck with that cape. Where'd you get that cape from? 85 South Caves now? Check, man, make sure Clay got a whole bunch of shit, man. He ran out of shit. And then, you know, he sold some of it. No, I gave a lot of it away, motherfuckers. That's all they asked for. Hey, man, my son, I'm the one that, you know, I got you in the apartment. I overlooked your application fee and everything. My son just want an 85 South shirt. Oh, yeah, there you go. Hey, man, we going to get you a car. You want a car. We going to get you to get now a Land Rover at the Enterprise, man. I sure wish I could get a shirt. All right. Every time you get a shirt, man, they got all the classic shirts. Yeah. I'd be looking at the old pictures. I'd be like, damn, where that shirt at? And they be gone cuffed by. Give away. Put them bitches on offer. They don't know that shit. They don't know, man. We don't get to have shit nice. They don't know. They don't know, we work for this shit. We work for this shit. We give it all away. No, we don't. I don't give it all away. Well, I mean, that's why you ain't got nothing there. No, yeah. I don't, I don't live in, no, new shirts. Yeah. Money, no. Oh, man, let me show you. Man, this bitch talk. Let me speak to this. No, I'm talking about what is that? It's the most ridiculous message I ever got. What you talking about? Somebody, let me, let me read it. Hold on, give me one second. This shit is just absolutely ridiculous. Let me find this shit. Hey, what's up, guys? Over here chilling in the studio doing 85 Self Show. It's your man, Carlos Miller. When I'm in the studio late night and recording and I need food right now, you know what I do? I go to the DoorDash app. Use my own code 85SOUF, get $5 off my delivery. You can do the same thing right now. Go download the DoorDash app off the app store. Use the code 85SOUF, get $5 off your first order of $15 or more. We all use DoorDash over here at the 85SOUF show. You can pick it from your favorite local restaurants, national restaurants. They will get it to your door safely. Contactless delivery, you don't have to worry about anything. They're trying to keep the neighborhood safe. Make sure you go download that app and get you some food brought to the crib right now. We're chilling. Y'all want to hit the DoorDash, anybody? I'm about to hit something now. DoorDash is the app that brings you food that you're craving right now, right to your door. Ordering is easy. Open the DoorDash app and choose what you want to eat and your food will be safely outside your door with new contactless delivery drop-off setting. There's something for everyone on DoorDash. There are thousands of restaurants open for delivery on DoorDash that need your patronage now more than ever. Support your favorite restaurants on DoorDash. You counted on restaurants, now they're counting on you. And while their dining rooms are closed, they're still open for delivery with DoorDash. When you go download the DoorDash app, make sure you use our code so you can get $5 off your first order of $15 or more. The code is 85-self. Look, the code is 85-self. Use it, love it, make sure you use DoorDash. We outta here. Let's get something to eat, come on. I don't even have that shit no more. What the fuck happened? Man, he's late to ask me for like 10 to $13,000. Huh? Say what? Yeah. Hmm? Huh? Hold on. What was the number? She said she needed like seven to 13,000. The amount? Seven to that? Oh, here you go. What does that say? I pray that you are well. Yeah, well, yeah. Here you go. It said, I pray that you are well. I'm writing you because I'm a light worker who was stranded in the desert in Arizona in need of a camper van. I need between seven and 10,000 to get one off credit list and make sure it runs well. I have been collaborating with God for 13 to get me ready to be a spiritual teacher or a sage. He did say that. And I learned a lot about healing, sustainability and the truth about life and strategies to help others when this shit hits the fan. I need help financially. Please help me. Here are my two cash apps. I had none of the two cash apps. Cause you can only sell so much on one. All the money she needed on one, I could just send it to her other. I got a question. What is a light worker? I don't know. When it comes to shit like this, after you asked for Zep, she said she needs between seven and 10, for me. But she been collaborating with the Lord. With God. Well, God giving you the fucked up beats. He ain't giving you the good music. God, like Dr. Dre, he giving you all the bullshit. If this what he told you to rap over, if he said, yeah, send this to Lord, see if he want to get on this with you. Bro, I be getting the strangest messages. Bro, you know what the new shit is. So I be doing this little shit, the interactive shit, you know, the little Zoom shit, you do the Zoom shows, whatever. It's the only way I can fucking get on stage. And you know, stage for me, that's my fucking therapy. Like I need that shit. I need some therapy. I need that shit. I need to get up there and get the shit out. That's part of the reason I fucking go live and do the shit all the hours of the night. Cause I just gotta get the shit the fuck out. So on the Zoom shit, you know motherfuckers, how you shit they put your cash app up, right? motherfuckers hit the cash app. Good, ooh, ooh, 20, 25, $10, $30, $50, cool, great. And then it'd be a motherfucker to try to slide in every time and request a hundred goddamn dollars. Bitch, I want to block the fuck out of you. I need to look at my shit and see who it is. Cause this bitch slide in every time I'm in there. And she just tried to catch me when I'm in the flow of accepting motherfucking money. motherfuckers hit me a cash app a second time. But goddamn. $20 just cause I'm your biggest fan. I was like, this don't make no goddamn sense. But they asked you for $13,000. That's totally different, man. Bro, what the fuck? Well, maybe, but if you did it, if you did it, maybe would you do it if you was allowed to be the leader of a cult? No. Cause that's the only way I would do it. I would be buying your loyalty. No. Whatever you and your followers decide to do, you gotta do what the fuck I say when I say it. I'm not doing that. $7,000. At no house I don't live at. Like that. I'm not doing none of that. Buffalo fucking just be asking me for shit. I'm like, what? When this thought happened? You know when it happened. Me? You know when it happened. When? When I started wearing tie-dye shirts and shit. No, nigga. If you wear tie-dye shirts, they stop asking you. I'm about to put my shit on. That's what they do. You ever seen the rich white dudes in LA? That's what they wear to work. Right. I got this job so I can wear tie-dye forever. Nigga, you came up with Google? Bro, I'm gonna wear tie-dye. I'm still black. I'm black. I will always be black, bro. I'm not giving away no goddamn $13,000. What the fuck? No, no, no. Hell no. No. Okay, what would you, for $13,000, what, we all know what we could get. And then you about to buy a fucking van on Craigslist. That's what they gonna do with the money. Right. So, oh, fuck it. You should do a 85 South Tank, like Shard Tank. Because what would you give $13,000 for? What idea would you fuck with? Because that shit is stupid. A light worker, I thought the bitch was actually like, Lighty. Like, yeah, this bitch is trying to goddamn make, you know what I'm saying? She trying to do the overhead shit and like, is that one too hot? Like moving production, like, yeah. Nah, she been talking, collaborating with God. Like, this guy do collaborations. Jesus, bitch, no. I didn't know God would collab with just people and be like, you know, on some earthly shit, though. Like, I'm gonna fuck with you, put mine on me or fall. It's your big G.O.D. Oh, man. That's me calling you right now, I'm just thinking about it. I know your number. I already got your number. You need to lock me in. Nah, but I need to just get with you and you know, just try to see what I can do to just, you know, make shit more plausible for people on earth. Mm-mm. I don't know what I would. Fuck no. I'm gonna come out with some shit. For $7,000, I can give you whatever fucking product. I don't like the price range. I don't like, I don't like, yeah. I don't like what she, I don't like that. Like discussing money with people that I don't know makes me bigger. $5,000. She asked for $5,000, same letter. No. What's the amount that you would give? Zero. With that letter. Zero. I'm not about the books, I'm not about to be fun or nothing. I'm not about the fun. Nobody else boys shit dreams. You know how much stupid shit I wanted by? That I keep myself from buying? I'm not just about to sit in two cash apps for 6,500 to a strange bitch who live in the desert. What she gonna do? Who told you to move there? Right. And what made her think I'm about to buy her a camper like, here I am all the way in Atlanta knowing it's something weird as late I never met before, stranded in the desert and I need to send her $13,000. Clearly she makes fucked up decisions. She gonna make terrible decisions for $13,000. But I was about to buy this camper off Craigslist but if you really want to start this goose farm. We can raise our own goose and sell them for Easter. What the fuck? But if she was collaborating with guys, God have called you. Cause he already know you. Right? Like, that should be hook up. The Lord should have told you to reach out to her. At least already put that on my heart. Fun of somebody else boys shit dreams my name. Cause that's how God talked to me. Right. And can't nobody just tell me that he don't. Nah man, he talk, he live inside of all of us bro. So what you hear from him is the goddamn him and you. I know it is. Man Nas dropped this new album. I was telling you about it. I was starting to tell him I was God. You know I started thinking about God's Son Across the Belly. I proved you love, start ready. But nigga they didn't change that. He said that was inspired by Tupac. So now niggas on the internet were like God's Son Across the Belly. Got that from Mac and Belly. And it was real wavy. And wasn't even a diss. But whatever. I like it. I'm not gonna knock it. I just don't. I just didn't appreciate her lying on God too. Cause I know if she allow on God the shit she'll say about me. Whether I send the money or not. Well yeah, but if you send the money she gotta got there. Sometimes I stumble into the wrong shit. And I know that ain't what God want from me. You probably get a candle or something. You become a saint. A saint Carlos. Like one of them Santa Maria candles. You know what I'm saying? Like you know what I'm saying? Bank of America would need to give her $13,000. Well they not gonna give black people much anything. It ain't because she black though. It's because of her pitch she's fucked up. Yeah, it's a bad business plan. That's terrible. First of all, you already let me know without this loan you live in the desert. And it don't cost that much to live in the desert. And your plan ain't even to get out the desert first. Yeah, you really trying to. So whatever your plan is, you're not about to build no equity. So you're not gonna be able to pay me back. There's nobody to preach around. Nobody to preach to. Your congregation is minimal. That's just the bad. Who gonna maintain this fucking RV? Oh, now you need gas. Right. Maintenance. You need breaks. $7,000 RVs not gonna work right. Right. You gotta put at least $7,000 in it. Bad bitch. And I think I bet the last place that she go if she get the shit is to my house and say thank you. No, that shit ain't gonna make it to your house. Why the fuck she said her low ass gold so high? Not a van off Craigslist. A whole fucking RV. Y'all don't know what this ladies driving Americans is like. Off Craigslist, though. Will she be able to title and insure the vehicle? Will she get robbed when she goes to pick it up? Off Craigslist. That's what I'm saying. Will she be careless and leave the door to the kitchen slash entrance to the vehicle, open and somebody just jump in, watch you pump the gas and dry the fuck off? Now I'm liable because technically the car is in my name. You pay for it. You bought it. I'm the owner of the vehicle. That's not the way to go, man. No. Say for instance she walk in and try to buy something cash and she looks homely from living in the desert and they like, where did you get this $13,000? Carlos Miller. They call me to verify it and now I'm co-sadding on a fucking RV for a cave woman that lives in the desert. A desert bitch. Yeah. A cactus bitch. She didn't tell me anything else about herself. Her page is private, actually. Yeah. How you sit, she typed that out and went over it, read it and sent it to me. You actually read it. That's the thing I never would have got to it. I stumbled. That's so much bullshit that happens on a daily basis. This was just one of the... That was the highest of the high. That's one for the record, man. I wanted to come out the blue and ask for... Right, $13,000. And I'm really just like, what the fuck, bro? You just seen them counsel the whole while and now. You know I can't go and just tell jokes nowhere. So... Send me $13,000. So what happened, man? I'm gonna flip it for us. If you got an extra $13,000 and you believe in me like I do, I'm not gonna tell you what I'm about to do with our investments, but you need to get in right now on the low end while it's only $13,000. You wanna follow somebody's dream? Trust me, I have a successful formula that I cannot lose. It's a better dream. My name is Carlos Miller. It's a better dream. And I will take your $13,000 and invest it into my multi-media empire. I'm not homeless and I don't live in the desert. Are you tired of looking at this crooked picture? Send me $13,000 so I can have someone come in here and work on the foundation. It's not the picture that's actually crooked, it's the building. It's a crack in the foundation. Cracking the foundation. Now just think of this, consider this, as the investor of my multi-media company, I would not only be accepting one $13,000, but I would accept more than $13,000. I would accept more than $13,000 for my various listeners and followers. Investors instantly become constituents. Now some of this money will be used to cover some of my personal expenses that will, you know, that will incur while I'm in the process of making these investments. It's what people call the cost of doing business. It's the cost of doing business. And of course I'm gonna have to put some up for taxes, but so I'm gonna need more than $13,000. If you got an extra one to send, please send that. We'll be accepting all types of money from motherfuckers who don't want it. Warren Buffett's still gonna give away all his money. Give it to some niggas. All these big niggas. When he said that. J.K. Rowling and Sheaton gave away all this money. To who? Give it to some niggas. To who? Who did you give it to? Some other white people. They ain't gonna give it to no niggas. Who do they be giving this shit to? They got all this money they're supposed to donate. Even in the bubble, these motherfuckers talk about we donating 100 million to different black organizations. Which one? We need to start a black organization. This is a black organization. We need to start a bank. Did this shit get bought too? No. This shit owned by Viacom. This shit like Nick Cannon shit. Let me fucking find out. No. Is this why I haven't been here so long? No. Is this what's going on? They don't want it back. No. They trying to rid themselves of us. They're gonna have another lawsuit. Carlos, you gotta take that part out where you're in Clayton contractually you're not supposed to submit your name. You're obligated. You're obligated. I mean, you're still on the contract. We haven't voided you yet. So it's gone, gone. It's gone, gone. Okay, great. I ain't got no juice as a network. You sure? I called my friends and they were like, hey, let me call you right back. They got fired too. I don't know, they didn't, but they didn't want to be letting them know that they still talking to me and shit. Because they are, the fucked up part is they probably been new. They been new way before we knew. I mean, the funny shit be with that when you go into these meetings with these companies and they deny you for some shit and then a few months later, they fired too. Oh my God. You see it, you like, yeah, you should have, yeah, what happened? When you called back and you check on your people and they're like, hey man, I'm working on this other show. Which one? Team Mom. Call you back. Damn, bro, they put you over there. Yeah. I mean, I'm in charge of ridiculousness. Man, I was going to try to come to your party, but I got to shoot Florida Bama Shore. Hey, they got me on the challenge. They got me on real world road rules challenge. 88. Where are y'all right now? We're in Slidell, Louisiana. They be mad. Bro, this should be so funny when you call your people that work on the TV and move the industry, bro. You call them, because they like this shit ain't never shot no way you think it is. Bro, I'll call you right back. Where are you? I'm in Acwork. What y'all working on? Aquaman. What? Shooting this stupid ass dumb and dumb and sick. Working on the shop. Where y'all at? We in Spartanburg. South Carolina. You got to do this dumb ass bridge scene. Working on the bridge. True blood. They make it look like Louisiana. That shit too funny, bro. Man, this should be so fucked up when you go to Spartan game. Like you do all this audition and this shit. Then you get on set. And then you start talking to the other people who work there. You go, hey man, how you get on that? Oh, I got on this bitch through Craigslist, man. No confidence in the production after that. That shit is out the window. So I sent an email asking for $7,000 to $13,000. And they said, shit, you work on this movie. I give you $100. So you just said three rounds of tapes. Hey, kid, you come to the office and retake. Sure. So this is like, okay, yeah, I'll come back. What time do y'all want me to be there? We're going to get you in at nine. What? Oh, okay. You know this shit out from my house. Okay. So if I leave here about like six, I'll be straight. Cool. Hey, you ever went to audition in person and you saw it wasn't shit? Now you know where they shit because you see where they at. You pull up to the audition and you see the director card and you don't even want to do it no more. Sneaky got a dirty van. Man, fuck this shit. Bro, there ain't no way this bitch got a budget. I started explaining too much but you don't want to do it. Yeah, we're going to shoot most of it in here. What a set. You're looking at it. This hit, baby. And action. As soon as you walk in, they get an action. What the fuck is going on? Hey, that was good. We can use that. We can use. Hey, can you keep that outfit? Don't cut your hair even. Keep your hair cut the same. Hey, don't cut your hair. Don't trim your mustache none of that. Because you just did your first scene. Hey, you feel like reading a couple more pages? You a natural at this shit. You free today, we can go knock your scenes out. You hired on the spot, my boy. Let's step outside and do the car chase scene. What you drive up here? What did you drive up here? Oh, that's perfect. That's what I heard in the screen. Oh, my God. Hey, before we do the rest of the scenes, man, you think you can bring me up the street? I got to go get the craft services. I got to feed the neck. You going to get some pieces of shit you want to hang around. I can introduce you to the rest of the cast. They did their scenes too. Oh, shit, bro. That's just too fucking accurate. God damn. Boy, they be getting your hopes up on some little shit. Oh, man, this guy. So what's this going to? Well, we talking to some people. You know, about getting some sponsors and shit. That shit funny. Well, what's the budget? Well, we got... I wonder if we're going to give you 2,000. Don't tell everybody that. That's just because you want our main. We know you're working that shit. And we're going to make sure we get you plenty copies of this movie. When they start offering you copies of the movie, you know it's bullshit. Because they don't never get you copies of the movie on a real movie. Hey, man, we got a copy of the movie for you. You just shot it. I know. Big dreams, though. Hey, man, we going to make sure you come to the premiere. What y'all trying to do with it? It's this theater on Moreland. We're trying to get it. You mean the porn theater? The Jack-o'-theater? The Shoot Attach to the Starship? We're going to do something at a lure lounge. They have the premiere of the plays that they don't even show movie. Right. You ever been to the Starlight Drive-Thru? Yeah, it's the place. Right up the street from there, the National Guard. So you ever been to Zesto? Okay. So we going to go right behind Zesto? If you don't know what Zesto is, you write that. Turn in like you're going to Zesto. Right. Then we going to do another premiere at the Blue Flame Lounge. My sister woke up there. She a dancer. Oh, man. She ain't going to be dancing. She going to be with us. He ain't looking to be talking big shit. Ain't he saying a contract yet? Because ain't nobody getting paid until we got everybody's contract. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know you want your money ASAP. So we need to get to working on this shit. You talking about the 2000? You mean to tell me I got to wait? Yeah, because we got to get the checks printed. I got to sign all of them because I signed all my checks by hand, man. I'm not too. I'm going to make sure everybody get paid. Anytime and what if I can take you step by step. Right. You know, I got to go to the bank. Get the checks. Take the checks home. Put them in the envelope. Put them in the envelope. Sign them. Tuesday morning when we get here to shoot your other scene. Put a stamp on it. Then the next time you see this nigga, his hat going to be like this. So what's up, baby? What we doing? Big money. You know what? He just gave you a band check. So let's just go ahead and knock out. Okay, let's just start right here. So we here. Let's just knock out the rest of your shit. Then they can be sitting over there nervous knowing that damn check ain't no good. You know what the funniest shit was? Let's just run that like y'all did it. You remember Hell Day? They decided to nigga hit you with it. Yeah. Talking to everybody. I'm about to get everybody together now. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I know. Nigga dip outside. You never see him again. Where's the movie? Look. The dude that I had edited in the movie, he ran off with my fucking footage, man. And then I had my camera in the car. You know they stole my camera. My fucking guy. And they got two of my cameras. You know all those was mine. I didn't rent those. Those was mine. Yeah, you know dolphin entertainment. That's my shit. So now I got to sue these niggas to get my footage back. And then I know the whole check. And you know that's why the check shit happened. So I'm still gonna get you your copies of your movie. What about these money? Look, we're gonna get everybody rebate. I just got to get the other checks from my other business partner. Because my account is frozen now. Because how many people on the cast? 14? Yeah. So now I got 14 check. They came to my house and shit. And I had to explain to the cops that there was nothing like that. Like my bitch showed them the trailer. The cops love the trailer. Can I see it? It's not all the way done. We about to redo the trailer. Because we still got to shoot your other scenes. And we got to shoot this whole... So some of the footage is in HD. And then some of the footage is in 4K. So it's not matching. Like the first half of the movie looks great. And then the second looks like shit. So I'm gonna get you to come in the studio. Do your voice over shit. So we're gonna have to reshoot all your shit. But since we're here, we can just start. And get some of your scenes today. Because we're gonna use what we've been talking about. This is actually in the movie. And that one camera I had, it's been on the whole time. And I'm trying to like piece it back as I can. Just to see what it looks like. Because you cut your hair. I fucking told you don't cut your hair. You like, me that was last year. You remember that movie we did? That never came out when we were sitting at the bar and shit? Come on man, I know you remember that movie. You don't remember that movie when we were sitting at the bar? Oh yeah, because it never happened. I don't remember some shit that didn't come out. Oh yeah. And they didn't give me a copy. You remember that time we thought we did a movie? And we never could start the rest of it? We thought we did it more. But it was so fake. That's what most of this story was inspired by. No, you remember this shit from Hell Date? Remember the nigga that ran the show? And remember how he paid us? The nigga paid us first of all. Hell Date didn't pay shit. Damn man, don't remind me. No, no, no. And then they keep, they playin' that shit today. Because the coldest shit was, they paid us $200 a episode. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. I might have made $200 a episode. I might have made it. An episode takes 12 hours to shoot. You dare the whole fucking day. And you only got that if you was on the whole episode or some shit like that. It was more than that though. No it wasn't. The most it was was $250. That's what I'm saying. If you was on that bitch all day it was like $250. Wow. Okay. Thank you. Thank you master. Fuckers. Hey, that motherfucker paid us. He paid us. I remember he paid us. The nigga had a Louis Vuitton briefcase. That day he came in and handed us the most raggedy lookin' checks. Like how they in a briefcase? They was like this long. Yeah, they was long as shit but they was crumpled up. He had wrote him like a week before. He just filled it in. You been holding onto this? Right. You coulda been gave us this. And you remember them checks weren't shit. $200. Them checks weren't shit and they actually had to give us another one. It wasn't surprising. It wasn't surprising. I don't even know if I cashed that check actually. And then they didn't ever send us none of the footage. No. The devil got treated better. The midget got treated better. The midget was number one on the call sheet. You think on the call sheet he was number one nigga. Watch this. And you know I ain't lying. Out of that whole fucking season, we did a whole season of this show. I got three pictures of me on that goddamn show. That's it. And two of them came from people taking pictures of the screen. Most of them come from there. I got one picture of the episode that I thought was the funniest shit I did while I was selling shit all over the city. That was dope. Nick, I got one picture and that shit fuzzy as a motherfucker. Yeah man, it's hard. That was before TV was HD. Man. That was before Niggas had HDTV. We done been through so much shit with this entertainment shit. Oh man. Yeah. But all that shit aside, that ain't who we work for now. And that ain't the jobs that a nigga is going to take. Bruh, I used to think I was working for God until I found out he was out here collaborating. Nah man, dude, you don't know. They talk to people different. People hear what they want to hear. Some people lie to themselves. Even though deep down they know what they're saying ain't true. Well, after much consideration, I'm going to have to go against the investing in the cave ladies dream. I was sure that you were going to do that. Yeah, I just don't want it to come across the wrong way because I feel like a lot of this audience has me fucked up most of the time. I'm like, oh man, you could have gave her DC Van if you would have bought it. They always like to try to connect dots that ain't there. No, they ain't, no, fuck no. Tell the people right now that, hey man, look, what you could do with $13,000, I realized when I was looking at blinds, what I could do for $2,000. $2,000, I could definitely buy a fucking title. You think I'm going to be out here giving away money in my homeboy at the crib with no fucking blinds? Easy. Get me fucked up, lady. Easy. I ain't saying that your dreams ain't shit. It's just that I'm not going to be the ones that make them happen. What's the best that you could give for that amount of money that don't know you? For $7,000, you could get a better car than you could, a goddamn RV. But what I'm saying though is like, if you don't know people, don't be out here asking people for money. Okay, well tell that to them little niggas that be selling water and shit. They selling some. When you get on the industry. They not over there just asking for money. I know, but they don't have to touch my car. They don't have to touch my car. Can we get that to them? Now you sound like a rich asshole. No, no, no, fuck that, man. I want to support them. I support them all the time. I buy it for more than this worth. If it's four of them, I'm giving them $4. I'm taking one fucking water because I want to support them. That's how I know you're paying. But don't come up with it. But you're riding around with exactly four diamonds. Niggas got the exact change like a mother. Nope. This is a McDuck. It's a chain shortage. Mr. Scrooge McDuck. It's a chain shortage. You know the little chain shit? The hand rest? Oh, that's full of change. I know that shit out like shit. There is a chain shortage. It's Mardi Gras. Because you got all the correct changes. Yeah. Come on, fuck it, tell me, too. We don't have enough change. I'm not going to the car. Oh, I do, though. How much you say it was? Wait a minute. God damn, man. I got some wands right here. One, two, three, four. And give me my $0.24, sir. I give it to them, but they still act like they selling dope. You sell them water. You're going to sell more if all y'all don't rush up to one window. Wipe your head in my car. That's what the fuck I want to know. They put the bankroll out on you? You said what? You have a boat walk like a water from one of them little dudes at the intersection. They pull out the bankroll. Yeah, yeah. Getting their money? I know. Stop. Why would you do that? I don't do that to them. They did that to me. Oh, they did that to you? They did that to you. That's different. See, that's bad customer service. Them niggas, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Tell them I got my money. Because you said what? Because I guess I came after you. Because I was like, I got a 10. And he was like, shit, I got some change. I was going to let him keep it until I saw exactly how much change he had. And I was like, uh-uh-uh. Give me some of my money back. And he flexed on you? He flexed on me, bitch. You could have, that's not good. Because you could have swiped they got there. And the thing about it is I don't even believe he was young. The nigga looked 13, but he had like a tattoo that had faded off. Like he had. You exactly right. I know the exit you're talking about. Because he wasn't even like. He didn't even have no sales pit. He wasn't even trying to like raise money for the football team. He was just out there with a tank top. And I was like, hold on, man. Never mind, bro. Give me the water. Nigga didn't even offer water. Nigga said, shop with me. Shop with me, bro? Right. What the fuck is you doing? I know what you're talking about. This is a big nigga. I mean, the new kids are in the big nigga. And you just don't fucking care. That's how I knew he was on some bullshit, though. Because once I was like, he saw that I would cut. He started waving cars around me. I was like, bro, I ain't gonna be here that long, man. Come on, man. Make this shit quick. Don't wave motherfucker around me, bro. I ain't appreciate that at all. Get out the street. Hey, man, go and park that motherfucker, man. I don't want to talk to you about stuff. You be on that shit, don't you? They recognize you? Hey, man. Once they recognize you, it's over, nigga. I ain't know. I did not know I had this much love in the streets. It's all done. I ain't know. You should know. How you don't know? I did know. This should do. How would you not know? Man, because I didn't know it had grown exponentially. Niggas is sending you goddamn all type of shit. You know what it is. I don't want y'all to think that the $13,000 request is the only type of shit I get. I don't get a lot of good positive shit. A lot of people say this show has helped them get off of medications, helped put them in better moods. Somebody sent me a video that they took after. They was in surgery listening to this shit. They had some kind of surgery where they had to be awake for it. So they just watched this. I'm like, ooh, that sound painful. Hope you found the right shit that got you through that. That might be dangerous. What if the doctor started laughing? This nigga giggling. He is. Oh, shit. Oh, shit right there. Cut it off. Burn me that glue. Cut it off. Bring that glue. These niggas, Christ. Ain't no glue in that. Bring that tape. Tape that right up. Well, it's about that time. Somebody's running the train out here. Anything you want to say in closing? Oh, man. Closing arguments. Oh, yeah. The closing arguments, man. There ain't no arguments because I'm not argumentative. All I'm going to say is, man, all I've been soaking up out there is, hey, man, fall till you fall. What? Fall till you fall. Fall till you fall. These motherfuckers is falling upwards. All these people that's becoming executives that's doing shows and shit, they got so many shit that they failed first. You can't be afraid to fail. So you goddamn fall till you motherfucking fall because motherfuckers fail up. I done met motherfuckers who get pilots picked up and they don't want the pilot to get picked up. They want it to get canceled so they can go do some more shit with that energy. And I ain't never built like that. When my pilot get canceled, I'm upset. I'm upset than the motherfuckers. Because I auditioned three times for this shit. Oh, man. This nigga. This nigga that ran off. This nigga got HD footage and he got regular footage and he can't blend them. And we're going to have to reshoot all them scenes. And I still ain't getting my money. I still ain't getting my money. Never ending. I got four movies that ain't going to come out until I'm doing well in life. That's when they make you like you had a little part. When they put you big on the picture. You're going to be at best by one day and you're going to look up. Carlos Miller and his shenanigans and hijinks. What's the movie called? How to fall in love with a werewolf. And Carlos Miller's debut cinematic outing. That's what they put on it. They got to put extra words. His debut cinematic outing. A horror movie. It mixes horror, comedy and drama that tugs at your heart. One of them ghetto love stories where it's just you and a chick with a bandana and y'all facing opposite directions. All that shit going to come out of it. I did a scary movie too. What's it called? What you got to make it? Pierre. You and Pierre moving? Slice. You ain't in there? Are you in there? I ain't in there. You didn't do it? He don't fuck with me like that. Oh he ain't fuck with you? You ain't miss nothing. He didn't miss much. It was cool at the time but then he was like, God damn. That bitch might have blew up. If I was in it. I don't think it ever came out. That's what I'm saying. I'm not even gonna blow up. I'm just glad to see my fucking trying shit but he had too much music in it. That's what... That was your creative music, man. It was too loud. You couldn't hear what people were saying. Fuck, there's music coming from it, man. God damn songs, man. Look at that one saying that just dialed off. That's all I remember. I remember watching shit like, man, what the fuck is this? Whose song is this? Like, yeah. You probably got a great experience. Nah, it's supposed to be music all the way through it until the last six minutes. You know that's me singing on there. You know that's me singing on there. That's me singing on there. Ah, that's the worst shit. Ah! One of the motherfuckers that snuck. They shit in there. Made you listen to it. So you know the song at the end. Oh my God. I don't know if you know this part, but that part, the devil's watching me. That's me. He's singing for him, good boy, don't worry. You understand me. Yo shit, huh. Man, that remind me of this nigga on Twitter. Every time I tweet something, this nigga put his video on there. I'm like, bruh, I seen it. Sometimes I just send a string of them out just to see if he gonna do it. I'm like, at least this nigga's consistent, but God damn. I blocked the nigga. He gonna come back, yeah, to everybody who had me blocked. This is my other count. I tell, man. What's it? I'm like, nigga, leave me alone. Oh, check out my music. I don't want to. Ain't nobody doing nothing with instruments. Bro, I used to, I, you remember when they used to give out CDs? Like, you used to go to just make a block. You end up with five CDs in the car. I used to come like, bruh, I'm Christian. I don't listen to that. Is this secular music? Nah, the nilla. Nah, bruh, I respect it. I respect it. But you don't even know what the CD is. But that's when they hit you. Oh, this gospel, number three of gospel songs. Oh, speaking of which, you gonna need this one then. You know I'm fucking all right. Hi, man. What's up? We in the trap. This is been great, man. This shit has been mad. This has been long. Keep your great adventures up. Hey, man, I ain't doing no more adventures. We done. All right, bet. Only thing you're going to see me on is regular social justice work. We fighting for everybody who ain't dead yet. All right, 85 sound show. We out of here. Let's do it. What's the business? We got to do something.