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They just want you to gamble in a place that's safe and where you know you're gonna get paid without getting shot. We care about you. I love us for real. 85 South 25 is the code. Go over there. Put some money down. Tell them this your first time and watch how they match your deposit. No tricks. No gimmick. We out. Shout out to all my Hispanic people who have been fucking with us too. They think we don't see them, but we saw them. Bro, we been getting requests to go all over the place. Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Indianapolis, Detroit, Baltimore, DC, California, all all through California, all through Texas, West Texas. I mean, what you expect? Man, how the fuck we gonna go everywhere? And they mad. Like nigga, y'all ain't coming to Philly, huh? Y'all just gonna do shows down south, huh? Okay, man. Lay. Hey, calm down. Stop yelling. We coming. Look, November 25th, we will be in Mobile, Alabama, man. Come on. What's this? How you pronounce this, man? What's this? The Sanger Theater? Oh my God. I read so well. We will be there November the 25th. Make sure you get your tickets right now. 85southshow.com. Don't make me come over there. Get the damn tickets because when the show sell out, I don't want to hear nothing. Don't DM me. Don't message me. Don't text me. See you at the show. We, we experienced that a little bit. And I'll be feeling bad because I've been, I didn't been to West Palm Beach about eight times in a row. They're like, nigga, come up here. But I'm trying to go over there and over here and everywhere. And I'll be telling the people at the agency that y'all niggas want to see me in DC. I know my bad. It took us this long to get here. It don't matter. It ain't Chico fault. He gon' be at the show. DC gon' be there. December 13th. We at the Howard Theater. Washington, DC. 85southshow. Go get the tickets. 85southshow.com. I ain't got nothing else to sell you. Somebody bring me some chicken wings with the mumbo sauce. We in there. God damn. Shut up. We'll post our dates. We don't see no Houston dates. We don't see no California dates. When y'all coming to Seattle. They gon' be mad at my dates, man. I got some dope dates coming. Got some dope dates coming up, buddy. We'll get your ticket. We'll get you. We'll get your ticket. You want to come to the show? We'll get your ticket. We'll get you tired, buddy. Bro, Chad. I let Chad drive my truck. This nigga ran over something. Fucked my tire up. Had to take my shit to Walmart at 7 o'clock in the morning, bro. Man, to let the redneck fix your tire. Yeah, we'll get you tired, man. It ain't no bro. We can call the guy over here and get a tire on there. We can probably get the spare on there. Man, this dude slipped me a bill so casually for $10. Chad was like, I got it. I got it. Don't worry about that. My nigga's nothing to worry about. That's covered on my incidentals. Hey, I rolled up the Fed is, hey, I rolled up the Fed is the blood and watched that whole live, bro. It was crying. We'll get you tired. I was like, it's a good chance that Chad, I called him. They could go down right down this road. Because Chad, look, Chad, at one point, Chad was like, look, that's how to behave. Shit, now look. Hey, Chad was apologetic all the way up to about a minute 30. Now look, that shit now. Shit happens. We all know this. Hey, he got on the iPhone store. Look at that jacket. He was like, fuck this shit. I'm sick of this shit. Look, it's one of the times he looks to me a fucking coat. That's how nigga do it. That's how nigga do it. That nigga ain't looking for no coat. That's how nigga do it. That's how nigga do it. That's how nigga do it. That's it. That's all that. Tell your shit up and look at jacket. Yeah, man. That's it. But you're not the only good thing about it, Dad. We'll get you tired. Getting you tired, you know, bro. Well, you said, what? We might get you 28 in there. What size is that rim on there? 28. Now we might, we can get you tired, but the lug nuts, he's gonna run you about $33 a piece and you're gonna need five of them. How much is it all together, bro? It's gonna be about $133. Oh, yeah, run that shit. All right. We'll just know. Get you tired. That won't be no issue. Chan, what did you run over? Hey, you know what that was? You know what that is? That was that sleep driving. Man, my nigga, Chad be talking all that shit. Man, I'm built for this. You get woke up by the Carlos even if, no, the nigga that made me put in the bitch 811 times, not even feeling, not even knowing the tire butt naked on the inside, nigga to rip the whole inside of the tire out. Hey, man, I got you when we get home. If we get home. The only good thing about it is we get you tired. Getting you tired ain't no problem, not a lug nuts. That might be the problem. That may be an issue. Was that Triple A? No, this was Walmart. Walmart. Bro, I love Walmart because you know what? They get you tired. Bro, we ought to do a Walmart commercial for some rack. Walmart Tire Center. They'll get you tired. What? I just said that lug nut. Well, lug nut. Well, you're gonna probably need about a quarter inch lug nut on there. A lot. And you'd probably want to go ahead and put a new lock washer on there too. Cause that's where it was. That's what it was. That hook cap come up loose up there right there in the center of the spoke. But hell, we ain't gonna talk the air off. We'll get you tired. Let me get in here and get some bitch on there. I ain't gonna talk your head off. It looks like we boys gotta get home, don't you boys? I know you're black boys like your rims. You boys probably want to get back to Atlanta. Yeah, we'll get you fixed up. Yeah, those are pretty, man. He came back and said, those are pretty rims, man. I ain't never even think about putting on that big on mine, man. I bet you feel air bump. I bet you feel air bump, don't you? You know why? Cause the tire was fucked up. Yeah, he got me a tire. He's going down. This is not normal. Hey, the chair hit you. Hey, man, don't worry about it being a man. The best thing is we have each other. Cause God put us there for a reason. We were supposed to beat up with each other. Fuck, man, I hate when that shit happened. When you think you got all the shit out. I feel cause I'm a real nigga with it. I ain't never let that stop me from being They saw him right there. Hey, man, this podcast is for niggas who roll the blind and drop a little bit of weed, man. But your pride won't let you pick it up. I ain't picking it up. We got some more. I know that they're gonna comment on that. Carlos dropped some weed. Man at 117. Shout out to all my YouTube weirdos, bro. Leave a whole bunch of negative comments, but comment is nonetheless. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? You want to speak on it? Everybody wants to be a star. Yeah, I see. So the only way to get a star's attention is to say some negative shit because they know if they see people saying, here during brand, your friend is fucking, I love you. And you don't reply to that. So that's why they be like, man, you a fuck nigga. And then you be like, hold on, bitch, boy. Hey, man, I love y'all. We get you tired. We get you tired. That's it right now. We get you tired. Don't argue with them folks. They nine times out of 10 that kid. That's why you gotta or just some weirdos, man. Don't don't even block them. Just delete that shit. Yeah. So they'll know that you saw it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Watch how that shit changed up after three deletions. I'm about to start being a ghetto life because I know they actually like change. Who smells more than me? I don't even keep a whole shit like that. Some niggas gonna look at our video and tell us how our bloods ain't big enough. Oh, why are we smoking these swishers? Oh my God. Can y'all please get leaves? Yeah. Oh my God. Smoke leaves, guys. Get wood. Get some fun too, man. Why are you guys over there? Yo, get off the swishers, bro. First of all, niggas, you guys should totally be smoking raw peppers, man. Bro, it's healthier, bro. Blunts, if you bring tumors, man. Why you guys smoking hilps, bro? Get to hilps. Why do you think you sleep? You probably eat pork too, man. Oh my God. He's like biggin' wraps, bro. He's like even stuffing the blood. He's rolling it, bro. Dutchies, man. Oh, man, bro. Philly's only, bro. The White Disney. Dude, if you don't get a fucking bowl, niggas gonna be like, Man, that blunt little head of a stupid head, man. Listen, bro. Swishers been around for years. You niggas, let's be honest, bro. Niggas did not start smoking backwoods across the whole United States. Okay, okay. First of all, four or five years ago. First of all, I'm gonna tell you niggas how it started out, man. I'm older than you niggas, man. I'm gonna tell you how it happened to me, man. Listen, man. Okay, first of all, Dr. Drake, The Chronic. If you watch The Chronic video, there's this scene where Warren G is rolling a blunt on his ch, right here. The blunt is right here. Now, that was the first reference worldwide that the world had seen the niggas rolling a blunt. You get what I'm saying? Tupac, Snoop Doggy Dogg, all the movies from the 90s. You get what I'm saying? Like, that's what, we've always been on the blunt. And there was a certain point in time where you only had fat swishers. That's it. The fat swishers. That's it. And niggas would roll big, stupid ass blunts because the swishers was so big. Bruh, four in the pack. Phillies. Five in the motherfucking big red swishers pack. Yeah, it's a brunt. You got to go there. With the old King Edward niggas hitting them. How you gonna take it off? How you gonna take it off? Then report. The whole fat cigar tip. Come on, man. I'm telling you, I was there. I'm just chopping off. Bruh, so why they try to act like blunts never leave? Then somebody over at Swisher got smart and started doing cigarrillos. Come on, now. But then it took the hood a minute to learn how to roll cigarrillos because they were smaller. We were so used to rolling big, baseball, blood. Exactamundo. Then you start saying niggas smoke. Knock off versions of this. Well, variations of the swisher. Like white-out and optimal. Any type of cigar became the blunt. Niggas experimented with every kind. My favorite for the longest was an ICML optimal. They burn slow. White-out are always great. I ain't gonna laugh for two years. I'm just a swisher, nigga. For two years, I was on games. I was on games, heavy. You know why I smoke swishers though, bro? What's up? Because I feel like swishers know that I smoke swishers. Yeah. They have made these motherfuckers so convenient and easy to smoke. It works for me. If everything don't work for everybody, bro. Oh, women don't use the same tempo. They don't. Depends on what type of pussy. Yeah, pussy might be big, pussy might be small. It depends on how you like to smoke. Y'all lipsters used to do the same thing. Oh, my God. Let's go to a commercial break right there, bro. We can't even beat it. Bro, we have users up all night. Pussy minutes. Damn, we out? I thought it was pussy appreciation. I don't make the rules, bro. I don't. It's not my rules to make or break. But if I break them, I'm gonna have to suffer the consequence. This is your turn to talk, man. Yeah, yeah. Too much pussy means you're miserable. That's what you're gonna lead in with. Thank you. You saw how I'm giving you, I'm critiquing you radio stuff. That's your lead in? Yeah. Now you gotta go with it. Come on. Give me some more. Yeah, leave you out of space. Pussy ever left you miserable? Huh? You ever had your heart broke? Let's talk about some shit. The ladies may enjoy it. I don't have that. How you find out? How I found out? How you found out? I saw some shit first and so crazy. Whoa, not in her phone, G. No, no, no, no. And another thing. So crazy, her sister's so cool with me. This is crazy. How sister told me? How sister told you? She had another name. She had another name. You should have smashed her sister. You should have hit her sister, bro. Because your heart broke. But you're not a spiteful person. I would like. Damn. You're not me. What you would do, too? Hit her sister. Because I'm spiteful. I'm an Aries. She wouldn't try. I mean, she wouldn't my kind. It's not the point. You're still for them. It's for me. I came out of my slumber smoke for that one. Because I'm going to be a hot. Yeah. That might be too heavy, bro. I don't want you to get in my mind. No, no, no, no. No, you're good. That's what sister told you. I was bad. What she say there? How you take it? Don't worry about what she said. How you take it? I was just like that. But I kind of had that feeling. You know how you had that feeling with some shit when the chick started? Like distance and conversation started? Wait a minute. Because you're touching on some shit that we got to highlight first. So I can let you go there. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. Because what you insinuate is that you had some type of premonition or feeling. Something maybe like an intuition. Do niggas have intuition or something? Absolutely. Wow. Absolutely. Wow. You don't think we don't? You're bullshitting. You don't think we don't? Enlighten me. You don't think we don't? They think we don't. You ain't never been around a nigga. They think. You ain't never been around a nigga. You was like, something ain't right about that nigga. That's male intuition. Yeah. You ever been with a girl and be like, you know what? You know what? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You don't even have to make it specific to what? You don't have to be gender specific. This is male intuition. Look, you can look at her and be like, you know what? She'll probably let me fuck the night. You know it. You know. Hold on. You can look at every bitch you act upon. Let me correct that for you. I believe she would like to engage in some sexual activities tonight. Mutually. She's giving me the eyes that I'm giving her. In agreement with the side of the waiver. It looks like she's going to go down with all participation. Just like Quavo said a while ago. I sent her a picture of the purple pickle. I'm high. I fucked it all up. I sent her the purple pickle. She sent a picture of her nipples. We both win. That deserves a thousand in Spanish. Good on. Oh, you ever had that good pussy? You look at him like, damn. The hint of what? Oh, she got a good pussy. And you hit her and she really got one. You know when that feeling is the worst? When you didn't hand the good pussy and you can't have it no more. Yeah. She didn't cut your water off. Yeah. She cut your water off. She got a baby now. She happy. She posted that nigga this shit? Just like you were saying that you find that your girl had another nigga, bro. And you break up with her. But then you see her and she fine. Do you feel like she owe you some apology pussy? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, that's the big thing. Just to even things out. So fuck that. We can't even talk about this shit. Can you can't fit like in today's climate, you can't even feel like nobody owe you no pussy. Because don't nobody owe you nothing. Don't nobody owe you shit. That ain't right. That ain't that. That's why the shit hurt because there's a grown man. You know that. But you still want it? That's the work. That's what a nigga get real childish. Tell him he can't have no pussy. Fuck it there. Fuck it there. Fuck it. Yeah. Here it goes. There's some shit your mom would like. Well, go to bed. Yeah. And you go to bed. Fuck. All right. All right, listen. I'll listen. I'll listen. Now, there's nothing more disappointing than going to get some pussy and not getting nothing. Woo. Oh, when you thought you was going to get some pussy and she just like, well, I'll hit you back later on. No, you're not. You're not going to be back later on. You're not. This is it. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Stay on the phone with me. Nigga. Stay on the phone. She come over before she go out and she be looking good with the dress, with the titties out and no panties. She's like, no, don't. But some niggas. What? Right here and watch some stupid shit. Like they ain't nothing like when it's homecoming. Ain't nothing like when it's homecoming. You got that pussy set up, but she out with the girl. And she didn't drive by herself. So she got to get from with the girl. But what they doing right after the club? Getting something to eat. That's something to eat. That gap. That gap is fucking up your pussy time. Hold on. This is the last text you get. That fucking yo. That gap. I'm going to let you fucking know. You about to eat now? Well, look, I can pick up. I can pick. Look. No, no, no, no, no. No, I ain't go. I can pick you up something. I'm going to get the food. Yeah, come on now. Matter of fact, I'm going to fuck the girls. I'm going to pick you up right there. Wear your clothes in. Where you at? Where you at? Hey, this is the last text you get before you don't get some pussy. I'm going to call you when I drop them off. No, no, no, that's it. I hear shit when I get home. Hey, have you ever waited on the pussy so long you got to act like you're concerned? Well, damn, bitch, just let me know you made it home. Hey, hey, that's the real nigga way out. God, for real, I ain't not at this point. At this point, he ain't even about to pussy. I'm trying to make sure you're straight. Oh. Hit me back and let me know you. No, no, respond to me so I can know you straight. Now, hold on. That's going to shit be like, I'm home. Hey, real quick. Hey, look, call me. You by yourself? You by yourself? You by yourself? Call me. I'm going to call you. I'm going to call you. I'm going to face you. It's the moment you decide you can't ever fuck with this bitch again. If you call her and she don't answer that goddamn call. Yeah, that's it. The nigga feeling all hurt. You'd be like, damn, damn. That plan, that plan, but not get pussy. That should hurt. It hurt because you just ran it, but it didn't mean like I'd be going. That's why it hurt though. That's why. Hey, but you have a Mr. Pussy because it's your fault? One time, well, maybe three times a year. Your fault. Fall asleep on the pussy. You know that. That was. Yeah. Nigga, you ain't even know you slept that hard. You wake up. You got 89 missed calls from the pussy. But look, you wanted the pussy so bad you left your door locked. You told her just pull up. Wow. Wow. But she didn't want to because she respectful, so she wanted to wait till you responded. She didn't text you. I'm outside. I had. I'm at door. The door. Uh, she drunk. She left one out. I'm at door. You ain't pick up. I had to roll. Hit me when you see this in the morning. It's cold out here. For real. Really? Bet. Bet. Bet. Three question marks. She was about to be nasty. Dot, dot, dot. She was about to be nasty. Hey, this the icing on the cake. This the icing on the cake. Cool. One of his text you cool. Ain't never cool. Yeah, that ain't right. Yeah, that ain't cool. Ain't never cool. Yeah, that ain't cool at all. Ain't never cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. These are trigger words for crazy. You know what cool mean? Fuck you mean cool. This what cool mean. Cool mean cool. Do you? Do you sleep? Cool. Sleep. Don't say cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Ooh. Pussy say cool. I got shit to do anyway. Pussy say cool. Cool should be like, what fuck you then? Cool just say, wow. Wow. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Bet. Okay. That's what we doing? Oh, oh, so, oh, what's another bitch in there? Oh, you sleep though. So this pussy don't mean nothing to you. Coochie a quick fucking when you and blow your phone up. How you doing that? Why you doing? You see Coochie with another negative bitch, Giggle, and just text you. Y'all, what you doing? What? You got these motherfucking gems. Huh? But you know, see, they really gonna say that we hurt niggas. But they don't understand that we just speaking on. Real shit. Shit that we done seen happening to us. Yeah. We don't give a fuck about that. That's one thing that women really don't understand. You really can't hurt a nigga. We learn this shit from little boys. We go outside and fuck ourselves up every day. That's what little boys do. Seek adventures. Watching nephew. They jump off shit. They Superman jumping off the stairs. That's just what that's what means. That's good. Grow up to me and be just fucking numb to shit. You're doing wrestling. Oh, really? You gonna fuck everybody? That shit don't hurt. It's some old bitches out here. Hey, listen, listen. What that nigga big shot say? She said, she said, what you gonna do if I leave? I said, bitch, I'm gonna do. Going right above the entrance to the church. Hey, can I be the choir director? Man, you know this. Who else are gonna do it? Damn, it's another show. That nigga out of the highway. Cut and run it back. Hold on, hold on. I got you. I got you. Levels, audio, run the sound, speed, and go. This is how we do it on the 85 style show. And cut. We got it. We'll put that part with the other part. I hope y'all make that a skit. Yeah, that's a skit. I hope that makes the Instagram. Where you going to act? Because this nigga here said, Hey, man, when you're here on the 285 show, hey, this some real shit. I was just like, damn, what do they branch off? Nigga, nigga, when you get off on Camelton Road. Nigga, nigga, nigga, when you riding the 28th and you got damn fuck with Carl O'Donnell. Bro, I gotta give, bro, we got so many people that fuck with us that we ain't even know. Yeah. Everybody fuck with the show. You know what's crazy though? And I say this, bro, even though I ain't been on, I ain't been on in a minute, bro, I get stopped all the time. It's like, yo, love your 85 style show. You know why? All the time. Because this is what I told you earlier. This is what we get to kick our shit at. That's crazy, bro. I've been thinking to be wildin' out, they be like, nah, they ain't about to stop showin'. And then now the new wave is be like, nigga, I like you on Basin' the Boogie. Got my own YouTube TV show, man. That's shit crazy. It's holding this bitch. I got one too. It's still smoked up. It's still smoked up. From one out to this. All right, that's what it is. It's still smoked up. Yeah, I'm glad to be on this, bro. Hey, man, I'm glad you're here, bro. Hey, one thing I can say about Debbie, bro, my man puts in the work. Anytime you see a nigga with a million followers at any open mic with five, six people in the crowd and lets you know that he appreciates the craft, man. Anytime I see a nigga with a million followers, I just assume he got all the hoes. I don't give a no fuck. I must keep it a thousand with you. Out of a million, bro. Out of a million followers? I got one. You know how many hoes like you? I gotta talk down. Nah, he good. I'm good. Don't have him high, cuz he up and gettin' the answer. Oh, no, bro. Out of a million. You got a million followers. Shit! You got a million followers. That just mean, bro. Y'all ain't hot? Even if you had 10,000 hoes that liked you, and then you divided by the ones who wouldn't even find it, it's still about 4,000 potential hoes and like 3,000 possibles. 2,000, you just not parking in the end. Hey, you know I'll be on the road with my boy. Right. They don't say that might incriminate. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Don't give them too much credit. Blow the spot up. We don't know who listening, bro. I see where you going. I'm trying to tell you, dawg. Kill that, bro. You're about to get reckless. No, we just gonna say they go crazy. No, I'm just saying. They supposed to. That's all I'm gonna say. I'm gonna go say. But like, you never know who listening. Then they be like, what the fuck that mean? What that mean? You got crazy, bitches. No, I mean, when I say that, I mean the whole crowd. I don't mean certain. But don't put that part right there, then, cuz we don't want to confuse nobody, bro. We better get into that shit, or we know how they misconstrued it. When they go out there, they're gonna say, shit. No, they don't want to give it. No, just leave it. All right. Just leave it. Cuz even dad's. This is the blunt five. This is the blunt five. Don't get reckless, cuz it's the blunt. Why the blunt keep going out? How did you tell them shit? The blunt, it was like, no, not that. I don't even want to be a part of that. That's why I tell you to cut it out. The blunt was like, even though I'm gonna go out on this. That's why I tell you to cut it out. Mine's still lit, watch this. Tell the truth, it's still lit. Tell the truth, God damn it. It's just like when you shoot the ball, the ball don't lie. Blunt no lie. Come on, man. Blunt no lie. It was not to me. I'm trying to tell you, not trust me, bro. Y'all fit in here. I ain't never not trusted you, bro. But you, I felt like you ain't trusting me that time. Everybody in the room was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't do that. Cuz we're a non-judgmental environment, bro. So when you go out for your show, they go crazy for you. But that's what I'm saying. They supposed to. They are supposed to. They're supposed to go crazy for me. I can take the pressure. I don't have to explain myself to nobody. I've been in the game this long. Everybody who fucking with me know that I'm the type of nigga that's gonna say whatever the fuck I want to, when I want to. And if you're gonna leave me for saying some shit, you shouldn't have ever been fucking with me in the first place. Cuz you met me because I was saying some shit. I'm not about to get quiet, cuz I'm fucking with you. That's why I always get lost when they be like, you need to care about other people's feelings. I can't. Cuz I'm in the business where I'm professionally not giving a fuck. I don't know how to separate. Okay, these people say, I just be terminated as. But I give a fuck. Bullshit, bullshit. Yeah, love ones. Get over there. Just love me for whatever the fuck I might say. I'm in the business of talking shit. All this shit ain't gonna be correct. One day I'm gonna be in a period of my career. Somebody gonna be mad about some shit I said when I was broke. Already. They don't give a fuck today. But let me get on. They mad about some shit that already happened. They gonna pull up some tweets for when a nigga didn't have shit. Well, look at this opinion. They ain't have shit. I thought just like that when they ain't have shit. You want me to apologize for the nigga I used to be? I don't even know this nigga no more. That nigga back then didn't have a one car. No, nigga, you can't judge me from when I- No, you got to judge me from the money forward. That nigga was trying to find a way. This nigga got it. Two different niggas. Two different niggas. Because I probably got about two more years before they started me like, ah man, this nigga ain't funny no more. I'm gonna be the same funny. They just got another nigga that they like more than me. It's over. That's- let me stop. I see you're the yelling shit. Let me start that preaching. Yeah, we did that right. Yeah, dude. Dude, stop. You want to do shit. You know how they put- they pick you up and they put you down. They just know that they're gonna eventually put you down. But they'll pick you back up. See, but show me the last hour ain't you? You guess the fuck you do? This whole life has been trouble. We black money. Everything's a struggle. Some niggas don't like us because niggas like us. Damn, some niggas don't like us. Some niggas ain't gonna never fuck with this shit because it's us. It could have been anybody else, but they ain't gonna fuck with it because it's us. Ah, them niggas doing everything. Oh, they too good at all this shit. Damn, I ain't watching that shit. Fuck them niggas. They ain't doing nothing. Smoking dope and talking. I can do that. Shit, I can do that. We can do that. Shit. Hey, give me an iPhone. Give me an iPhone. Roll up. Roll up that myth. They can really think they're doing something, man. Roll up that myth. Yeah. The same thing they do. There they were. You know what I'm saying? We just ain't never recorded it. Yeah, there's that. We funny. That's just how it happens, though. We funny. Yeah. We say funny shit. And they hit you, remember that time? Go on to the mode, yo. And you see them, man. They be like, man, come on. You get it, bitch. Man, my kids. My kids, fuck with you. My kids love you. You a liar. Boy, you'll get your girl. You think your kids want to see a picture of me and you in this ugly ass shirt? What about what about what they say, hey, man, my girl, look. Let me get a picture of that. Where your girl at? My girl. Where your girl at? Get your girl. Where she at? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. You could have just told her, yo, I met her. Yeah. I don't understand why people so comfortable telling you they don't watch this shit, man. I don't even watch this shit. Why you work? How you know? Why you over here? This not going to mean shit to you, then. Yo, this lady came over. Hey, ask this lady came over and said, let me get a picture with you. I let you know who I am. She was like, no. But I see them taking pictures. I was like, yeah, don't worry about it. Yeah. Ask this. Yeah. I say, yeah, don't worry about it. That does happen. You anybody get a picture with me? You know who the fuck I am? Bro, I'm scared to take pictures now. Girl, save your space. Because they got too much technology. Save your camera space. Get your head off and put it on another little body and shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Manipulation, lifestyle, and all type of things. Now that's great. Scary, man. People are scary, man. I think some niggas was following me earlier today. Yeah, I shut up. I got to put it out there. I think they were. I don't know. I don't trust these niggas in a white crown big. This is what I thought has been all over the fucking place and I love it. But that's how this shit works, man. I love it. We have this. I didn't know. But you know what we have. I started reading. But we can see each other in a minute though. But we can see each other in a minute though. I'm just excited to be on this, man. Oh. Oh, this podcast was for people that went to technical school because college seemed too hard. Tools misspell. That made it even funnier. Like, I couldn't leave that out. This podcast is for the chicks and the dudes that got paid today and turned up for the weekend and now they back eating cheese sandwiches on Monday to keep grinding. That shit seemed real specific. You trying to sneak this to one of your family members. Yeah, that shit. Hey, no, you should watch what you're doing. Nah, I should definitely talk about a friend of yours. Shout out to everybody in the theater, Alabama, who all folks saying this. I don't know why they needed to be said. But yeah. Mm-hmm. That's lit. Fitted shit. We'll get you, Ty. I wish I was a guest on this episode. Carlos really be preaching. He really be trying to say, lives out here, but y'all don't hear him. No, niggas ain't listening. Why the fuck is this nigga? Carlos ain't got no radio morning show yet. We need to hit this nigga on the radio every morning. God damn it. Holy Jesus shit said that. I just watched Carlos special on that one and it had me hella weak. Yeah. The goat. That means that's a great black compliment. The goat. That's a great black compliment. Hella weak. Money is a mother's. Hella weak. That lets me know that these people are in the California area. Probably in the Bay area. You know what I mean? Hella is very popular. Look how they spell it. Anything you guys want to say before we wrap this up? We'll get you, new guy. Man, check out Basic Diboujee. You know what I'm saying? Me and Tim, YouTube TV show. Right. Shit, we on the road right now. You're my boyfriend toward y'all. Y'all know she always on the show. Be Simone. I think you gotta say that part first. What? Be Simone. Oh yeah, yeah. Don't break them up. I'm telling you, dawg. You didn't catch that? Say the Be Simone part first. Like he be doing. You said you're my boyfriend. Without the Be Simone part. You better say the Be Simone first. I'm telling you. End of that roofing. Yeah, that is. Yeah. They'll look that shit up for the Be Simone. Shouts out to Be Simone. We are all on her tour. Hey, put it back. Know something. All right. Me and Tim, we are all on her tour. There you go. You're third. They have a dope name. You better tell them that they may be. Check that shit out. Her is not yours. That'll be a dope tour. Her is not yours. That'll be the name of my segment. You heard boy already. We got shows coming up. Man, we got everything. Bruh, I'm so knee deep in the comedy that by the end of this, by this time next year, they're gonna have to start just believing in me a little bit more. That's all I'm on. I'm on the slow rap. I'm on the drip. Yeah. Don't even fuck with me yet, because I'm working on some shit that I need to be developed when I get over there. It ain't even about all that no more. Trying to see the bigger picture. Yeah. Most niggas just looking at the frame, though. Yeah. It's real. I don't get it. I don't get it. One day they're gonna really wake up and be like, you know what, I spent too much time being a fucking nigga worried about what the fuck other niggas was doing and what I'm doing shit. My fucking self. Right. But you know, it's nearer here than all that. Yeah, it's nearer. But we blessed, man. Yeah, it is. That's the biggest. The blessing is to be one. Yes, sir. I think that's how you close that. I don't... Uh-huh. I don't... Yeah, that is. Yeah. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed. Come on, Jake. Let's do some other shit. You niggas get out of here. We're going in for a whole nother one. That's neat.