 If you saw Trump, what do you think it would be like? I would approach him for sure. I don't know if he... What do you think he'd be like? Oh, I know what he's like. He's a total pussy. And so one of the last times I saw him was when he hired me as part of the finale of the, not the celebrity apprentice, but after that he went back to doing like the non-celerate apprentice too. And so he hired me to roast him for an event that one of the teams was putting on, like a charity event. Even though, as you know, I'm not a classic roaster, but I get how people would think I'm a roaster. So I was like, great. And the headliner for the event was Liza Minnelli. So I would have done it for free, but he gave me 50K, which was respectable, and flew to New York, went to Bedminster, spent the whole day with him and Liza, which prior to Trump being Trump, I actually thought it was kind of fun because all the times that I knew him and saw him, he just was like a lovable doofus. I don't know that I ever thought he had the wealth of Elon Musk or anything, but he was a fixture for so long that he kind of played that character. And I swear to God, I didn't know the racial stuff. I didn't know the sexual assault stuff. I didn't know any of that stuff. I just thought, oh, he's like the goofy real estate guy who's rich and has his own black and gold plane. And, you know, I thought The Apprentice was a really good show. I watched it religiously. The other thing I said about Trump is like, guy was number one on all of television. He was more entertaining than ER. Yeah. And the fucking CSI and like... What's crazy is I got along great with him, not just well. He kind of treats... One of these guys that he likes to try to verbally spar with a comic, even though he's not, but he'll play. Like in his way, he would play along. So like when I walked down to set, he did the sign of the cross with his fingers. He's like, oh, here she is, everybody. Let's hope she goes easy on me tonight. Not too much about the hair. I've known Kathy Griffin for a long time. I'm sure she'll be attacking my hair and lots of other crap today, but that's okay. And I was like, what's not to love? Did they sell that to ISIS? It's in the video. Great. And so also, he was like driving Liza Minnelli and I around in a golf cart at Bedminster, and I was like, this is fun. Yeah, this is not... That's got to be one of... That's a very unique experience. Very unique. Also, of course, I like worship Liza. I don't just like... I didn't... No one thought you had any... Yes, we all were very confident. I was already queening out about just being with Liza, and then here's this character driving the golf cart. He was driving it crazily, which I also thought was harmless and fun. I was also raised by alcoholic parents. But you know, we took pictures together, and at the Larry David roast, I sat next to him on the dais for four hours, and I was on the apprentice another time when my dear, dear Joan Ravis called and said, will you be one of the celebrities that comes and buys a handbag during this challenge? So I spent that evening, and he and Ivanka were always chatting with Joan because they knew Joan and loved her. So many run-ins with him that were harmless, and I would see him at NBCUni events, and he kind of rolled with a joke if I... So I would probably approach him, and he would probably do something similar to, like, uh-oh, because he'd be protecting... I'm sure he'd be in a protected environment. But also, like, although he could play just strictly aggrieved. And I would probably, honestly, I'd probably do, like, one jab. But I wouldn't try to ever explain to him what the experience was for me, because I honestly don't think he can process it. So I'd probably try to make, like, you know, a zinger. Right. And move on. That's... That's about it. That's... That shows a... If it's true, it shows a lot of restraint. Oh, we'll see. We'll see. Eventually. That's the plan. Oh, so now I'm going to let him live. What would you do if you ran in? Did you ever have someone where you thought, I got to play on what I do when I run into them? Yeah. I'm sitting on a list of insults for someone as we speak. But I'm not the picture of hell. But any comic are... I don't know how old you are. How old are you? We don't talk about that. Okay. Any comic of our possible generation, we also can have a joke from the 90s thrown up in our face any minute. And I wouldn't do my 90s material for many reasons. That's one of them. But also... Because it would be offensive by today's standards? Of course. Yeah. But also we're in this weird era of... Like the evolution of comedy is as if it is not seemed... Like seemed to be understood by anyone. And I don't want to be like kids of culture. Somebody was emailing me today and I was like, Lady, you don't understand comedy. Yeah. If you think I'm going to cut a Meghan Markle joke. Yeah. What are you talking... Right. So whatever. Yeah. No, you're right. Or by the way, or if you make a Meghan Markle joke, that means you are inherently racist. Because the 90s was... This was misogyny. She was accusing me of misogyny. The era and the kind of material that I do. And I admit the 90s and the aughts were a brutal kind of comedy. It was roast on Comedy Central every two seconds. Yeah. And I'm sure you... Morning radio. Morning radio. Oh my God. Yes. War crimes. That's all over. That's all over. But I always... I try to explain to my younger friends, like, you kind of had to live through it to believe it. Like you were saying about the fucking DDT truck, right? Like the 90s and the aughts were just... The mandate was go hard. Yeah. Go as hard as you can. Yeah. And weirdly, like, your thing was... He deserved to be... You're allowed to go hard at the president. He's the president. Did you know Mort Saul's story at all? No. So Mort Saul is like one of the top comedians in the... Yeah, of course. In 1960, like, he's on the cover of Time Magazine. My parents idolized... He was their god. He was their favorite. So he... Kennedy, JFK, asked him to write stuff for his campaign. Like, just give me like a joke up front. Yeah. Right? Mort Saul goes, I'll do it. But just know if you win, I'm not gonna stop. Yeah. He wins. And the club, Mort Saul worked out the hungry eye in San Francisco. JFK's dad shut it down, like closed it. Yeah. And then the weird kind of heroic post-script is the DA from New Orleans who investigated the Kennedy assassination. Yeah. Mort Saul went and volunteered to help solve the... Wow. Yeah, like, it's a weird thing. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like when politics intersect with... No, but presidents are supposed to be able to take it on the chin. Yeah. I made fun of... I will admit, Obama was the hardest to make fun of, not just because I'm a libtard lefty, but I just didn't... It was hard. He had a good sense of humor. Yeah. Oh, he had a great sense of humor. But W and obviously Bill Clinton... Yeah, so I've been around long enough to have made fun of every president. Yeah. And never a repression. No. And so that part, too, I was still shocked about. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah, did you like it, though? You want more? Don't want to work? Would rather watch videos of me grab assing with people? First, I'll go up here to subscribe and then go up here to watch more clips. This is like when the weatherman says there's a high pressure system coming in. Although I'm not really used to the green screen.