 The fuck did he turn around everywhere he died is lies of pee This is a game that I don't know anything about this game other than it's a new souls born souls light game That was just shown at the summer games fest the demo is out on steam now, and I was like well Let's let's just let's send it. Let's play it Pinocchio based Yeah, apparently the P is Pinocchio lies of Pinocchio in honor of the great writer Carlo Calodi I can Wait what Wait, what the hell lies of Pinocchio wait am I Pinocchio? Oh checking for estus hold on Okay There you are So left trigger is left arm of steel arms of steel Environment looks cool. Okay. This game is too hard. What am I supposed to do? Can you walk faster? You actually can't I see they got Jiminy too But we have to hurry Wait, what my name is Sophia Please come to Hotel Crot, and I'll explain what's happening Jiminy please escort him to the hotel I think Gemini self with one of the weapons over there. It'll be helpful on your way to the hotel Path of the cricket balance path of the bastard dexterity path of the sweeper strength Strength big old two-hander Reckon escaping That's one true Thanks a lot of it dude. Dude. This looks like the train station and finally I see seven. Oh wait. It's bad guy. Oh So the left okay, man. Oh So it dude it feels just like Dark Souls. Oh wait is it okay? Okay Okay, I was trying to parry Okay, you hold circle you sprint okay. It really is just like Dark Souls like the controls Pole cell will recover HP. Okay. There's your estus Wait, I'm sharpening my sword. Oh Frick I don't see a parry. Oh wait. Wait. Hold on the left arm of steel one of her I use it its health goes down. You see how that left arm of steel has a Has a health bar, so maybe it's maybe it's not parry. Maybe it's like a really powerful like stagger type thing See how it goes down Okay, and then there's that white bar behind me. You can sharpen the sword Okay, this is the bigger enemy Okay, I'm getting railed. Okay, so I have that I have one of those blue bars. I Want to save I want to save the blue bar for the next one. I'm actually gonna die. I'm actually gonna die Well, I'm here like trying to frickin Okay It's not a boss. No, it's just a big enemy. Yo, I was wrong button. I thought I was gonna do enough damage to kill him That's why that's why a full committed dude I'm actually getting railed by this guy now part of me is like I'm I'm trying to like learn some stuff But he's actually railing me. Okay, so fatal attack is when they get staggered He was like doing this and you walk up in front of him in R1. It's literally exact same as Dark Souls Okay, when I say somebody's getting railed is that the way other people use that phrase because that's not the way that I use That phrase I was thinking like you're getting hit with like a rail gun. That's what I've always thought of it like No, it is a sex thing. What are your virgin? Then is it a rail gun? It's like getting F's in the A. Wait, it's getting F's in the A like a sex thing? Because that is not how I use it either Because when I say getting F's I'm saying it's not it's not No, it's found. I think the phrase you're looking for is getting a train run on you. It's like getting hit by a train Yeah, exactly. Well like I use getting F's in the A like That's not a that whenever I say getting F's in the A I mean like getting freaky in the attic like it's not like a sex thing. It's just easier to say because less syllables You know like dancing no like it's scary like it's like creaky and it's like you know dark and dusty in there Okay Okay, let's level up. We got 2,900 XP. We got 2,900 souls Vitality is health vigorous stamina capacity Legion weight So your stagger motivity Technique obviously you put all your points in strength the Falcons were the joke of the NFL until one day You could use some help. How do you finish? I'm renewing code Now this hillbilly has to turn this group of chumps into champs. They're movie trailer. That ain't enough Coach Esfand only in theaters this summer That's actually so good. Oh I missed the shortcut. Oh no This is the boss Okay, first boss the parade the parade master. Okay Frick man, dude. I love how he looks frick. I didn't have my heel equipped I was trying to I was trying to use my heel space He's nice He's smiling Is that a mustache My gosh, please no just one more hit dude. Nice Where's the health bars on the bottom my house wasn't top those other attempts were so close man Do I say my puppeter or human? Oh wait, what did she tell me to say? I can't remember. I'm gonna tell him on public. Oh, yes the illusion of choice Oh Wait Did I did I not pick human just now like not just now but right before it and it said puppets are social Lies of pee This is it. Is that the demo? Well, isn't the demo just a tutorial? Wait, what you're not even halfway with the demo Wait, how do you guys know the demo just came out? We found out about the demo at the same time Oh wait, but I wasn't playing it right away. I was doing the devolver. Ah, yes the firekeeper shrine Searched all over the city of croc to find you you must have questions Jepetto will have answers But we have to find him first In Japan, though. He was last seen on Elysian Boulevard. Elysium all of croc Wait, Elysian Boulevard humans and that neighborhood is one of the scariest Isn't the area when you come in Elden Ring called like Elysian field or something Elysian Boulevard Unexpected guests are welcome It's so funny like this similarities like Dark like there's so many parallels to like all the Dark Souls games. I mean again, that's what they're doing They're doing that on purpose. That's what people want. The armor is purely cosmetic You guys like the armor just being cosmetic I Don't like that. I like having like stats and like building up gear. Why so so the reason why is that? I mean, maybe it's just me being like old-school RPG player I like being able to like pick out gear and stuff that's going to like cater to the play style of my character Like yeah crafting a build is half the fun I've always said that like the most fun part about playing most any game is like building And I don't mean like literally like building a house or something like in Minecraft But I mean building out your character building essentially is in a very very broad sense like building out a character building out There's that's building a story even like from like an RPC Oh, you can you can teleport between bonfires You can switch your Legion arms here Legion arm that can release a wire can be strung around An enemy to drag them toward you or move you to them. Oh Okay Why aren't slowly narrows this between one on one's enemy, but it cannot guarantee one safety afterward So this one is just like a big damage like a big crank boom But this one on the other hand is like half the damage Yes, it's like literally like half the damage, but it's like a Get over here or I'm going over there Okay, okay, that's sick, dude Dude, that's actually sick man that is fun. I got stuck on the dock Look not the dock the what is that? The chin chin Fence Frick nice. Yeah, I would say overall. I mean I've done a boss in this game I think overall and we're talking about like souls born souls like whatever If we're talking about those kinds of games, I think that these games are very popular Obviously because of how popular Dark Souls is Elden Ring all that stuff Bloodborne you have a lot of these other Studios trying to make games that are very similar that similar mechanics similar feel parallels between this and a dark soul Dark Souls game is like actually kind of hilarious like you basically have the Firekeeper and you know you go in this is the fire keeper shrine and you have the NPCs and you go upgrade your weapons You know, it's like a knockoff or whatever right some people might say that But this is what people want when it comes to souls born games souls like games whatever people want a very specific thing They wanted to feel a certain way They want the buttons they press to do the things that they do in the other game that they play I feel like this game does that so far. Obviously I have some problems in the demo or there's some problems I have with the demo. I don't like the durability system where you're constantly having to repair your weapon is kind of annoying I don't really think it adds anything to the game as far as like any real value or depth to the game That I can think of I feel like you should just get rid of it outright, but everything else seems cool I like I like the arms Legion arms as they call them. Yeah, I like the Legion arms I think that's cool And then also like basing the story off of like Pinocchio is like a very you know It's a story that everybody grew up the story Pinocchio and Gepetto and Jiminy Cricket and all this stuff I think it's pretty cool So I don't like that there's no stats on the armor like it's just all cosmetic I wish there was like actual armor pieces that'd be kind of cool This very well could be a game that I play whenever it comes out. So cool Pog great. Awesome. That's Lies of Pete