 I'm in Tenerife mate and I'm lost. Some sort of civilisation, derelict civilisation. Whee, you alright mate? The real tragedy is walking down this motorway, is that if I get killed, there's no one, no one's gonna do medic on me, are there? Because no one knows me in Tenerife. I feel like back in England, there's like a warning, I don't know, 10,000 chance. There's a small chance that someone involved in the accident or the paramedic or someone might have watched my videos and they might do a medic on me, which is what I want. But I don't think there's a lot. It's not my demographic, is it? So I'll just end up down there. A little pile of medics. I hope I'm not different bits of medics or scattered about in there. But anyway, right, look, I'm trying to get up there. I've ended up walking from the other side of that massive hill, trying to just find a way up it. And I know there's a way up it because there's like things on top of it. So there must have been a get up there to put stuff on it. This is going mate, I think I'm just gonna head towards the sea because if I can't get to the top of that mountain, I'll just go for a swimming scene instead and then try and maybe get a bus back to where I came from or the taxi or something because I don't fancy this road again. That's the adventure though, isn't it? That's what you're here for. A full week of me just getting lost and searching for half-assed adventures. Let's go. Medic! Looks like a monkey skull. I'm having it. That's my mountain. I'm even further away from it now. OK, I've come all the way from that side round this main road all the way around here and I'm still... I'm not in the wiser, mate. Keep going this way, I guess. I've only just realised that there is a possibility that there is no way to get up there. And then pylons and stuff that are up there might have just been helicoptered in. And if that is the case, I'm completely pissing into it wind, aren't I? Hong Kong. Pissing into it wind. And I don't even know where... I know the seas that way, but it seems to be a long way away. I set off today, I thought, right, I had a nice healthy breakfast and I thought I'm going to go on an adventure and that hill I'm going to get to the top of there. That was my thing for today. And now... Mackey Day's bag. I've just been walking outside of here for about 10 miles. So I need some nature, I need the sea on top of a mountain or something here. I guess this is the adventure, isn't it? Wherever I... Whoa, the adventure's me. Ended up in a... Ended up in a tenor reef hospital. Tenor grief. Right, I can come off this road and I can... There's just this random dirt path. Yeah, turn to page 32 if you want to take this random path. I think I'm going to... I'm going to do it. OK, it was getting a bit spooky on that road with these big buses going past, mate. It was kind of unsettling me off my feet. And that's not because I was on last night. I had a couple. I'm on holiday. So I look like Chad from America. So I look like an American Chad kind of guy. I've come to a place called Los Cristianos in tenor reef just because I've been working hard, mate. I've been working hard and, you know, a lot of personal stuff has been going on and all that sort of settling down now. So I thought, right, last minute flights before kids break up from school. Let's get out. I'm just going to go. Today there was a big ill at back of us and I thought, right, well, as I've told you, I'll try and get to the top of there and I can have a little look around on that. But I've cacked it and now I'm here. I tried to get up, but I didn't. I've not managed it and I'm here now. So Pamma... Well, it looks like some sort of holiday complex. Doesn't even look like a village or anything. So there's that. Let's go see what this place has to offer. I've made it to sea. See? Oh! Oh! What's mad is right. You can't get round here. And just round there is where I'm staying. I've walked all the way around the back of it. I wonder if I could rock climb that. Let's go around these rocks and see if there is a... They're definitely in. See if there is a way up and over that madness. It's huge, Steve. Let's have a look. Game on. Game on, man. I'm going to try and get up there. If this leads to the top of my hill, I'm going to be over moon, over moon. Even if I've got to come all the way back. Because that is objective complete. I don't look good, do I? Sketchville. I have to put you away because I'm going to climb up there if I can. Made it up here. Made it up here, which is good. An actual trek. But that's my hill there, so proper shatting. Look at this, mate. It's like a desert. A cactus and that. Oh, there's a path there, look. Heading sort of towards it. But I'm curious to see where this one goes. That's the problem in it when you've got no map or no real plans. The sense of adventure can kick in and you just don't know where you're going to end up and then you can end up just lost like I am. Let's go this way for a little bit and remember we'll leave some breadcrumbs and then you can always come back out and go that way because it looks like that might lead to the top of that mountain. I'm having a good time though now. Now we're off that motorway. And I've actually got a bit of a sweat on. Actually doing some serious hiking now, which is good. Look at this. Starting to go down now. So this is where I'm staying in this metropolis. But a couple of good things here. I've not had to go all the way back round. So this has been a sound little walk. If this is doing what it looks like it's doing and dropping me back down there. La perfect. Also what it's done is drop me off here. And now I've gone that way before up into all that where it's all quite touristy. But if you look just down here, the sea looks relatively calm. And it looks like to be good visibility as well. With a few rocks and stuff. So I might have just found myself a nice little diving spot as well. So that's mint. If you don't go, you don't know. That's a good saying is that. And also there's another saying that says when you're walking on edge of these cliffs don't be talking to a camera because you could stack it. You could medic it into the sea and never be seen again. So on that note. Do not enter risk of falling to another level. Too late mate, don't it? And made it back down in one piece, leveled up. That was as good an adventure as I've had because it was, it had everything. It had everything. It had lows, it had highs. I was a bit gutted when I was stuck on that motorway, mate. I was a bit gutted. And then when I got to that other place and I thought I was gonna have to go back and then I found that little track and it's brought me right up at top sea, which was a lovely walk. And a lot longer than it probably comes across on camera, but it's now three o'clock in the afternoon. I've been at it all day. Tell you what mate, I've earned a cold one. Let's go find a nice bar. Go and get a cold drop down us. Medic! Had a few panda pots last night and I'm in thick of it, look, people everywhere. But I'm gonna go to that place that I saw from the top of the cliff that looked like there was visibility and see if we can get a bit of free diving done and see if we can befriend an octopus, make a Netflix show about it or something. Bit of rock climbing. First thing of the morning. Here you are, look. Yish! Easy life. And it's always good to get your local tides as well because for all I know, if this is coming, if this is going down and I go off here and it keeps going down, there might not be able to get out. So from what it looks like, it's pretty much it's lowest point now. So it'll probably be going to slack water and then it'll be coming back in. So I'm not gonna get found out and if worse comes to worst, I can just go over there, well then people out and get out there. So there you go. Safety, innit? Always know. Always work out your exit strategy case things go south, mate. In case the octopus sucks onto the bonts. Get in and out of here, maybe. I'll have to jump in. Yish! Come on, let's switch to GoPro, get you in there, see if we can find the octopus. Beautiful. There are fish, there's such a wide variety of different fish. Well, I see about it, mate. Well, I think. That was, there I was just in little dud, little dudly moors. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit if I look, if I mean dudly moors, but I'll be like, mate, that was some of the best, some of the best free diving. That I've ever done. I was in there for ages. Just the diversity, all the different fish, like, so many different fishing, like, man, so many colorful fish and little interactions going on. The little blue and black ones are right aggy and they'd come out and fight other fish. I went out quite far, got down pretty deep as well. Just unreal. My mouth's gone all mental because I was in there for too long and you could feel the tide changing and it really was pulling me. Powerful tide, so something to be wary of in the future, but what a spot. And my hotel, I'm just staying up there, my apartment's just up there, so this is, it couldn't be better. And I'm so glad I found it. And I wouldn't have found it if I hadn't gone up on that mad adventure. Chuffed as a dog with two dicks. Brilliant. Well, I hope I got you some good footage of that. I'll be back because I want to find an octopus and see if I can become its friend, put it in a jar, take it home, take it for walks and that. They saw an amazing rate, it was massive. Hopefully I've got it on footage, but that was the highlight of the day. I've just come to the airport to hire a car because I'm getting out of there and I'm going to go to the north of the island and see what's going on. Where am I? 94, here we are. 94, look at this. My new whip. Little whip. Got me sent a little whip, that's what. Little key. Didn't even have central locking. I went getting it wrong side already. There you go. Don't bode well, does it? Don't bode well when he's already tried to get in fucking wrong side. Oh dear. So I'm in here, it's tiny in it. Look at it. On the other side at Rhodes as well, which I have done before, did it a year ago? So just in, but I don't know automatic what's going on here. Let's have a little bit of a practice. It's going to break clutch. Clutch is on right, is it? No, surely not. Be easy, won't it? Once you get going, tiny car, it's like a go-kart in it. So the plan is, I'm just going to drive up to the north of the island of Buckmercell in a hostel for a couple of nights. So it's like a little side quest, a holiday within a holiday. And it's apparently, like a little local fishing village that's really good for surfing. It's sort of renowned for surfing. So, you know, I might even have a little surf. Hopefully there'll be some nice things to see, some bit of culture. It is a bit of a tourist trap where I am at the moment. So it's going to be nice just to get away for a couple of days up into the north of the island and just, and see what's going on. I'm going to bring you with me. There we go. Made it. Made it. So have a look at my map. Punta del Hidalgo. Punta del Hidalgo, mate. Bucked into a hostel for two nights here, which is just over there. So, I'll book him, see what crack is, and then I might go and have a beverage somewhere. Seeing sunshine. This is pretty cool. And there's people surfing just there, so I might get a surfboard, who knows. And there's my digs. That's where I'm staying, look. Look at digs, mate. Look at digs. Is it digs? Look at that, mate. That's got to be one at best. 30 euros a night, that's like 25 quid a night. Look at that. It's like somewhat of a, somewhat like a rapper would sing about, mate. Mountains, sea. Couple of dudes smashing it on ukuleles. Beer. Happy as a pig in shit. Shit, oh, mate, shit, oh. Just fanboying one of these beverages down me. Look, views, look. Mate, it is boiling in here, so be quick. Let's get window cranked up and show them this before. I can't remember what I last said or where we last were, but it's been a few days. I'm back in the south now, in my little citron that I've fallen in love with. I love it. And I've made it my mission today to find a turtle and swim with it. There's a place down, a further down the south coast. I can't forget what it's called. Apparently it's overrun with hippies and sort of like traveller types, bohemian types. So I'll fit in, look at these shorts, mate. They'll take me as their leader with these bad boys on me. Lucky shorts anyway, so. Apparently that's where there's a good, there's a high possibility of seeing turtles out there. Green turtles, loggerhead turtles, all that. It's all good all around. Right, anyway, let's take these shorts and go and become king of the gypsies, come on. This is where I think I'm gonna get in here. The tides, it's not as protected as this curve. See, tides are coming in now, coming in pretty fast. Are you having this look, bro, look. Look how blue that is, but the waves, the waves are pretty gnarly, but apparently there is a chance of seeing turtles in here. So I'm just gonna get in and I think as long as I stay away from the sides, the waves aren't gonna smash me and I should be all right. I'm a strong swimmer, so I'm confident I'm gonna give it a go anyway. No, too dangerous in there. It's too dangerous to jump in, just to have a little look and it's too rough, which is kicking everything up so the visibility is not good anyway and it just isn't worth it because the current is so strong and there's loads of rocks at the side so it's worth getting, nodding, bussed up and like a watermelon, is it? Just deceived on the teller's ass. This volcanic rock is a bit like tutsies. All right, let's have a little look. Oh, it's like my bay mate has yachts and all sorts in here. Not my bag, like some off-star wars. It looks a bit more rocky down here, which might prove to be better visibility if I can get in. Anyway, I've been in there for, I saw a cuttlefish, which was pretty cool. The visibility cleared up a little bit, but one great no turtles. Turtle Bay, you've let me down. I now pronounce you just Bay. Michael Bay. Right, we're gonna jump in with and head off down the coast. I might bring you with me, I might not. Okay, who knows? Are they wanting though? Medic! There's boot packed. I'm pretty much done, mate. I'm chucking everything in boot at Carl even here. I've signed out on me apartment and I'm just gonna go and get a tattoo now. In there. They get a turtle, they found a turtle, but I didn't find one to maybe shell off some of it.