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Yes, it is that line mind if I move a little closer Wait till I get my ukulele out of the way There Yeah, you know what the day after tomorrow is sure it's Saturday No, I don't mean that silly what's special about it. Well, it's the day they collect the cans Don't you remember? Saturday is our second anniversary second anniversary Of course, we've known each other two months. Oh And you didn't even remember I did too in fact I was planning a little celebration you were Well, how about coming over to my house for dinner? I mean, that's what I planned. Oh, I'd love to your sweet That line Yeah, how about celebrating our anniversary right now with a little kiss, huh? Maybe two kisses. It's our second anniversary Well, I'm all pop it up That's one that's two that's all wish it was our 10th anniversary By the light of the silver Marjorie pass the toast please Thanks By the way children we're having a guest for dinner tomorrow night And I want you both to be on your best behavior Leroy are you listening sure? Who's coming on key miss fair child? We're celebrating our second anniversary, huh? You're second anniversary. Yeah, we've known each other two months. Oh Oh for heaven's sake Well, the fair sex appreciate these little sentimental touches the old uncle learned that a long time ago That's why he's been so successful with women Leroy Finish your cornflakes young man. They're gonna be late for school. Okay. That's the cream. All right. Oh, there isn't any more Leroy yeah, it isn't necessary to shout for birdie every time you want something Wouldn't hurt you to jump up and get it for yourself once in a while. All right birdie has plenty to do you know, okay? Well, don't forget it Marmalade's all gone Oh, never mind Anyhow, I don't know where birdie keeps the marmalade that will do young man Thanks Birdie. Yes before I forget we're having a guest for dinner tomorrow night So I wish you'd cook something sort of special tomorrow night. Yes It's guilty Michael be here my night. What I'm going that church convention over in Salinas this weekend convention Yes, I'm taking the bus this afternoon Don't you remember I asked you last week if I could go and you said sure birdie go. That's what you said Oh, that's what you said. You said I could go. That's what you said Yes, birdie. I remember now. That's what you said. I know birdie I probably want me to stay and cook that dinner. I'll stay but you said I could go. That's what you said I didn't say miss Michael didn't say Leroy didn't say you did that's what you say You're birdie go that's what you said Birdie go that's what you said. Okay, birdie take the bus this afternoon. All right. It's guilty I guess that's what I said Doing out in the kitchen. I was pressing my blog. That's the spirit my dear with birdie gone. We'll all just pitch in Summerfield grill. Yes, I guess so. Did birdie make the bus all right. Yeah, I took her down to the station and saw her off Good old birdie. She deserves to get away for a few days. Can we go eat now? I'm hungry Leroy. Sometimes I think you're all stomach That's not funny Leroy. Oh boy, I like eating restaurants. Can I have a chocolate sundae for dessert? We'll go down just as soon as I call Miss Fairchild couldn't get her all day. Excuse me I'll just tell that line. We can't have our anniversary dinner here tomorrow night birdie go She won't mind going to a restaurant I might even wear my tuxedo Hello Adeline guess who Adeline About our anniversary dinner tomorrow night me too, but you know, I invited you to have dinner here at my house But It shows how much you really care, huh? But Adeline But you see Always thought I looked more like a cello Yes, Miss Fairchild's coming to dinner here tomorrow night. I thought you were gonna take her out to dinner Well, no, that's not the sensitive thing to do. Anyway, Marjorie. I thought you might cook the dinner tomorrow night Me well after all you've been studying cooking in your home economics class, haven't you? Yes But all we've had so far is dessert all I can make is tapioca tapioca I don't think we can make a meal on that Don't you know how to cook meat and potatoes? We don't have that till next semester. Oh my good We can't wait that long Can't we talk this over at the summerfield grill just a minute Leroy? I want to get this thing settled I suppose I could cook dinner tomorrow night myself. What are you kidding? No, I'm not Have you know I was considered quite a cook in my younger days when I was batching it Oh, sure. Well, I was in fact, I was famous for one of my dishes Mulligatani stew all our gilders leave Uncle Mort, you can't be serious about this. You better hire a cook for tomorrow night Sure Mulligatani stew all our gilders leave. Well, you two think you're so smart I'll just show you we'll see whether I can cook or not. I'm gonna make some stew for dinner tonight. Oh, no Well, I've changed my mind we'll eat dinner right here and I'll cook it Let's get those little frowns off our little faces now. This is gonna be a lot of fun Now bet. Now you two set the table and the great French chef Francois Gilders leave will go into Zee kitchen and prepare Zee meal Ooh, la la Oh, bravo there A little longer You're gonna look like a stew. All right, though. I'll be good Put everything in I could find Let's see potatoes left over meat Suck a tash Few pigs feet. I think we used to put pig feet in Mulligatani stew Let's see if I missed anything. What's that over there? Some rhubarb Might as well throw that into Yeah, that'll improve the flavor might improve the color too Aprons a little tight, but it'll loosen it Hmm Under who that is The judge what does he want To take this apron off it wouldn't want hooker to catch me in this My you look very fetching in that pink apron may I take you dancing tonight Priscilla Priscilla you old goat well now the bird is gone I see that you've taken over in the kitchen What is that witches Brock you're concocting there gilding this happens to be Mulligatani stew. Oh Smells more like swamp water I'll look here horse. I came by because I thought you and your family might like to accompany me to the summerfield grill No, thanks judge. We're having our dinner here. Well, if you want to call that stew a dinner You know what they're having at the summerfield grill tonight gilding. No, and I don't care They're having your favorite dish nice tender pot grousen Poppins get a melt in your mouth, and then there's mashed potatoes Smothered in rich brown gravy And a few tasty vegetables, of course then some crisp golden cornbread if topped off by a flaky deep dish apple pie Of course you'd rather stay here and eat that stew that's what you think come on you old goat We'll all go down to the summerfield grill. I can feed the stew to the cat-necked or he'll eat anything We'll be back with a great gilder sleeve in just a minute You know even Leroy who isn't much concerned with buying food has some pretty firm convictions about food in general I'm right. I think all food should taste good Everyone agrees on that Leroy and everyone agrees that parquet margarine does taste good. 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That's why it tastes so good Well, this is the day of the great Gilder Sleeves anniversary dinner with Adeline There's a right way and the wrong way to do everything and this time the great man has decided to do something the right way You find him striding purposefully down time. He's just passing Floyd Munson's barber shop Hey, miss Wait a minute. What's your hurry? I like a little business to attend to this morning I was sitting out here sunning myself things. It's kind of quiet in a shop this am yes Well, that's some business to attend to huh? Yep. What is it funky business? If you must know Floyd, I'm going down to the employment agency. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that commish what? It's tough to start looking for another job at your age Floyd I'm going to the employment agency to hire a cook. Oh, yes now if you don't mind You're hiring a cook what happened to birdie gods, but you're nosy bird even on a little trip Floyd I'm having a guest for dinner tonight. So I'm going down and hire a cook. It's all right with you, isn't it? Oh, sure Thank you. That's cleared up hiring a cook just for one night, huh? Yes. Is there anything wrong with that? No, I guess not If you got the dough to throw away, it isn't exactly throwing it away Floyd I got to pay it for somebody well little floaty Munson knows how you can get that dinner cooked for nothing Look, I'm not interested in any of your hair brain ski. Okay. They only lead to trouble, okay? I don't even want to hear about it. Okay. I've got my mind all made up. I'm going down to that You say I can get the dinner cooked for nothing. How? Well, I'm a little closer commish, huh? Did you ever hear Hercules kitchenware? What? Hercules the kitchenware beyond compare. What's that got to do with it? Well, it was a fella come in the shop yesterday that demonstrates that stuff Now the pitch is he comes around to your house cooks a meal for you and tries to sell you some kitchenware Floyd, I don't want to buy any kitchenware said you did you just act like you're interested Let him cook the meal and you tell him take his pots and pans and scram. I Don't know not only that he buys all the groceries. He does sure Lay his waiter to the big chump The whole thing don't cost you a dime Well, it doesn't seem quite right if I don't buy anything how people do it all the time Let old man Hercules worry. Well wouldn't hurt to talk to this salesman. I guess sure I got one of his cards in the shop. Why don't you come in and get a haircut and we'll talk it over. I Don't need one, but well, okay After you come in Oh Good afternoon, Peebie Our things at the water department. Oh, fine Just thought I'd stop in on my way home and pick up a little ice cream Core diggers. You're right any particular flavor Hello, Peebie. Yeah, I want to get something special tonight. What flavor would you suggest? Mr. Gellister I can tell you what I have There's burnt almond Dutch chocolate banana nut pistachio. Well, what about banana nut? Well, why bother? It's good, isn't it? Yeah, if you like it Well, do you like it? Yeah, I like it, but you're not buying it for me. Oh Peebie give me any time. Well, what kind I don't care. Give me any flavor you have I have lots of flavors burnt almond Dutch chocolate banana nut pistachio. I'll take burnt almond burnt almond it is Yes, Miss Fairchild's coming over I suppose with birdie away Marjorie is cooking the dinner. Well, no the Hercules kitchenware company is cooking How's that? That is one of their salesmen a mr. Right I talked to him this afternoon and made all the arrangements Yes, sir. He's gonna buy the food cook the meal and serve it. What's he doing all that for him? Well, that's the way he demonstrates his kitchenware gets people to buy it. Oh, you're gonna buy some kitchenware. He thinks I am but I'm not He won't mind What's the matter? You don't think I'm taking advantage of him. Do you? Well, do you? Do you? Oh Peebie everybody does it. I'll bet you would do it too if he came and cooked dinner at your house Well, why should he come to my house? Mrs. Peebie prepares all our meals. I know that but if he did come to your house What would happen? Maybe Peebie wouldn't let him in. She doesn't know He gods Peebie give me my ice cream. There you are. None of me seventy five cents here out of a dollar And there's your change. Thank you and call again Peebie before I go I have one last request to make. What's that? You have a can of tutti-fruity ice cream? Yeah, go stick your head in it. Good day You jumped on me to give me food. I like tutti-fruity ice cream Uncle more this is ridiculous a salesman cooking our dinner. I never heard of such a thing Yeah, sure sounds goofy now children suppose somebody at school hears about this. I'll just die I don't want to hear any more about this you two go upstairs and start getting ready for dinner Mr. Wright will be here any minute what'll miss fair child thing you let your old uncle worry about miss fair child I'm going both of you okay, and Lee Roy. Yeah, just because we're having company. Don't get tongue-tied I hope you'll know what to say at the table. Sure This meal comes to you through the courtesy of the hercules kitchenware company Get upstairs Well, hope everything goes all right tonight on Adaline to have a good That must be mr. Wright Here's your hercules kitchenware man right right on the top Well and believe me they don't find a kitchenware of the perculee durable rough proof. Yes, won't you come in? Oh, thank you I'll take those pots and pans out to the kitchen. I'll just pull it down here for a minute if you don't mind And these groceries Oh Hey Now let's get the sleeves before I begin the dinner. I just want you to look at this pot Beauty isn't it? How'd you like to have a pot like that for your very own? Mr. Wright, I didn't promise I was gonna buy you know Absolutely no obligation all I want is to give the sleeve is your good way. That's all you're gonna get Mr. Wright a lady friend of mine miss Adaline Fairchild is coming this evening. Well, that's fine the more the barrier Good, I wonder if you'd mind if I didn't tell her you were a salesman just introduced you as a friend Why of course that's the way we have hercules like to think of ourselves not as salesman but as friends Oh, that's a nice thought. I suppose you'd like to start dinner now. So you Excuse me You're really well, I got all dolled up in this new tablet again, and I just couldn't wait for you to see Oh, no, she's gonna ask me Yeah, no, she is coming in I didn't know you had company. Yes. This is mr. Wright. I mean Ed a friend of mine. How do you do Ed? This is miss Fairchild. I was just telling you about her. Oh, oh, yes. Yes Well, it's a pleasure to meet such a charming young lady Yeah, you see Britney's away on her vacation and I asked Ed to cook our dinner tonight cook the dinner well cooking is his hobby It isn't happy unless he's bending over a hot stove Well isn't that nice and look he brought his own Yes, and it's hercules the kitchenware beyond compare I can complete that cost you won't be right I mean Ed, I guess you'd better start making dinner now, huh? Oh now Don't brush your friend off like that by which I start to get a claim. Yeah, but why didn't you tell me you had such an attractive Well, sure a crock more. Hmm. Why didn't you tell me you had such an attractive friend, huh? What's the matter fronty trying to keep her all yourself, huh? Mr. Child, yeah, did anyone ever tell you you look like Ingrid Bergman? Well, that's a mighty pretty compliment sir, but you don't really mean that. Oh, yes, I do Oh, no, you don't. Oh, yes, I do. Oh No, you don't Oh for heaven's sake I don't really look like Ingrid Bergman. It looks like you know Merkel to me Come to think about it, Mr. Right, you bear a close resemblance to Dana Andrews. Oh, no, I don't Yes, you do Dana, I mean Ed. I think you'd better start dinner now. Okay, frocky frocky This fair child, would you like to step off the kitchen with me and see how I rip up a steak? Oh, wait a minute. I don't think Adaline cares much more than I do too I just love to watch a man in the kitchen. You do but Adaline Now you just stay right here and we'll have dinner all cooked for you in a gym. What see you later, frocky How long are they gonna stay out there in the kitchen Now if Adaline thinks I'm gonna chase after her, she's mistaken I'm not jealous. No, sir Ingrid Bergman She'd rather be with that salesman. What do I care? Wait a minute. He's got a nerve taking her away like that. After all, she's my girl. It's my kitchen too. Oh, show him Now look here, mister He's gone. So is Adaline. Wonder where they went Probably holding hands someplace Throwing over for a kitchenware salesman. That's the last meal he'll ever cook for me Looks like we'll have to have dinner out my boy Don't ask so many questions Leroy. Just put your little coat on. We're going down to the summer fuel grill. Okay Wait till I see that Floyd Adaline, where have you been? I had to go over to my house to get some money. Money what for? So I could buy these pots and pans. What? Well your friend, Mr. Wright, kindly consented to sell them till it wasn't that nice of him Oh, yes, very nice. Luckily he had an extra set. Extra set, yes Where did he go? Well, he said he was gonna go cook dinner for another family. My that man certainly loves to cook, doesn't he? Yes, he does. So, Trock Morton, I'm gonna make our anniversary dinner with my own little hands. You are? Oh, I forgot my little coat on. Well, take it off Leroy. I decided we'll have dinner here at home after all. Oh boy, what a character. Well, so are you The Great Gelder's Lave will be right back When you buy a spread for the family bread, what do you look for? Quality? Economy? Flavor? Well choose parquet margarine and get the tops on all three counts Parquet is the margarine of craft quality. It's the perfect topping for rolls, muffins, pancakes, and waffles as well as bread Why is Housewives say it's their choice for cooking and seasoning too? You'll love that parquet flavor and you'll like the way parquet helps keep food costs down Remember, economical parquet margarine actually costs less today than it did a year ago Try nourishing economical parquet margarine. It tastes so good. That's P-A-R-K-A-Y Parquet made by craft Hello? Oh, Pee-Vee? And if you and your family... Dinner? Well, thank you, but won't that be a lot of work for Mrs. Pee-Vee? No, she won't have to do a thing. Her kiddie's kitchenware man is going to go to bed. What? But I thought you said Mrs. Pee-Vee didn't like salesmen. My funny thing, she liked this fellow already. Yes? Pee-Vee, she looks as much like Ingrid Bergman as you look like Dana Andrews. Good night. Good night, folks. The Great Gilder Sleeve is played by Harold Curry, Adeline Fairchild by Miss Unimerkel. Be sure to listen in next Wednesday and every Wednesday for the further adventures of the Great Gilder Sleeve. Ladies, listen. 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