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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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Published on Feb 13, 2012

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

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Kawaki
The beyond the facts > Fox News EDIT: Before you tell me I know it's fake
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lowkey savage
great acting...
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Y'all need holy water
11k people don't understand sarcasm.
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SShorter
THE FUCKING CAPTION 💀💀💀
Sinead Howell-Lester
"Caitlin it's your dad" 😭😂
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Eyema Duhmass
Her "emotions" summed up in a couple emojis: 🙄😑😒😖
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Evie Harper
I'm sorry, the old katlyn can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh! Because she's dead!
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Ann Rodríguez
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
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//,Erinxx
This is called being a teenager, lol wtf
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Ice star
im such an idiot for not relizing that this was fake
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