 Item number SCP-789-J Object Class, Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-789-J is kept in my toilet and only I can talk to it. Description SCP-789-J is a ghost that is a face. It lives in a toilet and it talks to you while you poop. And when you poop, it goes, no, stop, ah, and then stops because there's poop in its mouth. SCP-789-J travels around in butts. You can only get rid of it by wiping. That is the moral of the story. Sometimes it kills other butts and makes them butt ghost too. But it is always lonely because it is a butt ghost. Addendum If you fall in the toilet, it eats your butt. By Researcher James, age 11.