 I mean, we all know that marketers are perfect, right? But apparently some people on Twitter don't think so. Listen to this. Why is everyone in marketing trying to be an influencer? Damn, I feel attacked right from the start. Marketers. The real-life equivalent of those annoying infomercials that play at 3 a.m. Marketers are like glitter. They get everywhere and you can't get rid of them. We get everywhere because we tell the stories. People need us. The only thing more annoying than spammymails? The people who send them. Marketers. Making you question your life choices? One targeted ad at a time. You need to question your life. Our ads are great. I once asked a marketer for leads and they responded with a PowerPoint presentation and a motivational speech. Still waiting for the leads. Well, you know what? Maybe you needed that speech before you were ready for the leads. I'm done. No more looking at these tweets. If you're a marketer and you do want to improve so you don't get tweeted about like this, we have a webinar series coming up on Wednesday, March 20th, just for you. Check this out. Learn how marketing leaders are aligning their teams for strategic outcomes. Leveraging AI for operational excellence and integrating their marketing tactics for greater ROI this year and beyond. Once you sign up to register, you get access to all sessions. But seats are limited, so make sure you reserve yours today.