 Welcome back to Toffy TV, it is road to glory, the last time we played in the Classic Premier League, we beat Chelsea 3-2, we are third in the Premier League and today we faced Sheffield Wednesday at home, a team that has not been, no for the younger viewers they might be like Sheffield Wednesday but they are a classic team, classic Premier League team. We are a classic Premier League team and they are horrible as well. Good place as well. They did that for a place. You look on there, there's Roger, Martin Hodgex, Gary Metznick, Chris Waddle, Wim Yonk, Benito, Caboni and the Canyol. That day when Caboni scored two, after two back passes in the Walter Smith era, Mungy. This is going to be a tough game. It will be a tough game this. Let's just beat them. We are on a good run, your cube is scoring, on Jason is scoring, Wayne is providing, Ollie and Gary Speed are like that. We've had to bring in now for his debut, new Novalente. Let's go, let's do it. Right, come on. Still researching Frank Lampard. Still researching it. I'm sure we've got beating our kit a good as in. It's not good. Come on, believers. I'm shook to the bone. Shocked to the bone with Frank Lampard senior double dipping. Let's do it. Let's do it. Come on, believers. Come on, believers. Right, come on. Oh, they're going for the... Going back to that option of possession early on. I just wanted to get the ball to give him a little few touches. Give him a little few touches. I'm standing here now, to the edge. You know to this side. And we've got three left footer centre backs, but hey, Ollie. I mean, normally, Waggy would have been playing, but I wanted to just sit here now. Oh, oh. Go on, Cancelchus. Got round the back in low. Oh. Good defending. Good defending. John Barnes would have loved that. You're getting round the back. He put off. He did what he wanted you to hold and give down with me. That's beyond. Beautiful. It's beautiful. Don't then. Oh, you're cute, boy. That's kicked it too hard. Steady. Chest, Martin. All jelly does. Get the crowd on our side. Oh, that's a pitch ball, let's be honest. Can it be one? It can be one. And it can be one again. Yes. Can it be played? It can. Can he hit it? He can. Strong down from Martin. All to get out. What? What? There's a foot out. And Martin Atkinson turned up. Not being funny if this leads to a goal, I will be ringing my MP, my local ombasman. Well, I wish for Martin. I wish for the dumb and fucking Staling and the semi-fan. I was 64 yards off and out of life. How's that work? That's how he turned up. The wolf. The wolf man's arrived. This is the early one. Bonesie. David. I thought Cabo, he was going to go round them like he did in 98. Pina. He's the runner. Pina. Oh, nothing in it. Looking for you, Cuba. Big wing, got his feet. There's two men with you. That's a great idea. Come on. We're being a bit flaccid this game. That's hard. That's puffing ourselves up a bit. It's getting a bit harder to beat. Oh! Inside, outside. Oh! Pina went down and in stormers. Oly the court. Get in. That's when it's flying in. Better though for him out. Oh, Pina. He miles off. Yep. He wasn't trying to be miles off though. That's the... I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. You go. We go. You go. He should have just hit the ground. Cabo. Oh! Now you don't know. Look at that. He's playing up on that game. He's going to see how it's going. He's playing into y yak. Y yardage. It'd be nice to get a goal. I'll be doing any goalers. So let's get a head before the half. It's a nice ball. Michael's trying to join in. He comes. He comes. He's played a ball. Bernard was a played it. Brush it. Bernard, come on. Oh, that's brilliant from the canyon. Benny Cabo. Yes. Look at that. Into Rooney. Oh, that's poor. See what he's trying to do. Oh, he's got it. He's given free kick. Again, for nothing. Absolutely zero. Mel Stale in there. Mel Stale. Obviously more famous for being in the film when Saturday comes. Big mouth. With Sean Bean. Yes, with a short... Bullying the player to bits till he nearly had a nervous breakdown. Drinking problem. Brother died down the pits. He's come back. Stronger. Somehow he's got a semi-final winner. That was played actually at the end of the ground. If you've literally no thought, gone into it of what really happens here being the better side comfortably in this game. Absolutely comfortably. Right, come on. Let us win. Trevor Francis is on. He is on. The most boring man in football is on. He's holding the force. He's holding the force. The force is holding. A bref a'r longs di advantage. There's three other tackles after the face. Tackle i ballooned. Francis. Oh, that didn't get gold side. Gold shot like it's got gold. Keep that. Yeah. Come on, let's get the gold on Bill from there. It's not being a classic before. Bill that gold. Bill that gold. Bill that gold. Bill that gold. That's the ball. There you go. There you go. There you go, everybody. That's the ball. Look at that for a pass. Nice. Ollie's on the run. Ollie's on the run with Ollie's army. No, it hasn't. But oh. Lovely shizzle dizzle. Basit. Cynsels. Just look at that for a break. That's the ball. Ah, I'm man enough to admit that. We've all gone and he's spun. Right. Pick a man, pick a man, pick a man. Smy did this then stop running cos he did my hand. Big shape from Neville Shelfwell. Yes. Good tackle El Nuno El Nente. Yes. Pinched. No. No referee. No, no, no. Everyone's down the feet. The milk man always delivers. He does. He's turning into the milk tray man. Never mind the milk man. Look at that. Pina, go on. No, no, no. Big win, big win. Yes. Yes. No, come on. This is, we're not making chances. I just want to know this. No, no. Get in and make your tit. No, he's given me a penalty. Get me the BT. Big win, big win, big win. Big silly. That's conservation. It was a pass. It wasn't on. He smashed him in the face. Piss off. Mike Dean. Oliver. He wants more. I mean he's lucky to stay on. He has raised an arm there. Big win, big win. Better ones. He come on. What have we got? He's hit it. 15 minutes left. Get it. It was Wayne Rooney. I know a woman in a brothel. Super play. Andrew Eikins. He opened up ahead of him. Look at this. Runners there. Keep going rush. Keep going rush. Great strike. Beat Martin. How Jim Rooney dispatched it into the net. Beautiful. When he needed it. Took a touch. Something like a 77th minute was it. Exactly. 78th minute. Important. Massive goal for Everton. I tried to take one out of it. I didn't struggle with the other end. Immediately. Fucking kicking it back in you. Axe. John Axe. John Axe. That's right. Speed up. OK. What the flag said. Tim Cale with the winner here. It's got Tim Cale's name written all over it. Got 11 minutes left. Loads of times. Loads of time. I mean all these days. Yes. Big silly. I'm yet to refox. It was a defender's pass. If I were a sore. Good touch. Give them away. Oh no. With a block tackle. Come on. Come on. Big dunking. The light goes out. As dunking it. The light goes out. Sense everything you need to know. If you just laid that into your cube. Everton would have won the game. Your cube pointed this round. But it's a great strike. Unlucky big dunk. Unlucky big dunking. Come on. That is it. Two points dropped. It looks like. It's about to blow up. Not in any hurry. Get it forward. Come on. OK. Middle spread. Baz is getting some last minute energy. Last minute energy. Playing middle spread. I mean some players there. I mean all I'm saying is I'll leave the court. Get into him. Southgate the England manager. Jimmy Floyd. Frank. Alain Bochra. Have they dropped the gentleman's agreement not to play your cube? They've got your cube. Only they're best striker of the family there. Frank Cudra. Let's just play. Right. Riverside. We can do this. We can. We can do because we're currently in third but there's about five points between us and Newcastle at the top. So we've got to get that boxed off for the start. I don't know what a smoggy is but apparently there's a smoggy so there's the blues there. My place there the Riverside innit? It's on the side of it really. Come on. It's a sunny day. It seems a very fast temple game. I'm going to look like I've got an energy bar. Okay it's just flaming twice and you've let him get away with it. Get over there, get over there. Thrust up the right arm big enough. The smoggy is almost Alain Bochra. Was he called the smoggy because he tried by ICI? It's called. Don't forget your gas mask. It's the other one. No! It went down in instalments. He's just come back from a suspension. What did he book? He's very close to running in front of us. It's Frank. He's got box boxing. Back in low, boxing speed. We've got rid of it didn't we? It's the flick from your cubing so was it? Terrible touch. It's got the speed. It's a slow down in possession. That's it. That is a ball and a half. What a pass that is though. What a cross. It's like ball from Rooney first and foremost. What are you doing? I'm going to hit it on my head. Yes, Neville. Could have just come out and took it with his hands but decided big flutter. Get it! How many deflections, Paul Merson? Merson, you horrible. This stands on the web with Fina. What did this do? That's what started the problem. Playback, Merson. It's a little clumsy. It's got the speed on the shoulder. Angle that I can wear with. It's 1-0. It's against the run of play. Boxing him in. It's a run again. It's all on Boxer. We've seen the kind of goalie scored in the FA Cup quarterfinal. We have been sprung. Horrible back again. I feel dirty now. Don't quite know what they're doing. Distan comes flying out. Right, uphill task. It's all the chemicals in the air. There's a nervousness about us. It's not as cocky as it was a little bit earlier. Go on. There's no-one in there. We're not cooperating. Go on. I'm breaking bastard. That's what happens. Pull it, pull it, pull it. That was it. First bit of football that we've played really since going behind. What a nut. It's flatballing. Go on. Rolling. It's an effort. Beautiful time to get a goal. Run into me. Distan is three against one. Boxer has boxed us off. He's absolutely pulled our pants down. Told us he was going to marry us. That's what he's done. That's beautiful. I've aged half a football. I've aged half a football. I've aged half a football. I've aged half a football. Play as will. Fizer in your cubicle. Come on. We're going to be three-one. Captain Leedon by example. Look at this for a pass from Cynselsgws. Everyone is uncertain by yak. Keep it tight. It's not silly. Cynselsgws play. He's played. He's unlucky. Knock it off the floor. He's done it again. You're a scoopy bastard. You're a scoopy bastard. You're a scoopy little prick. We have been fully-rogered by Alan. We've been Alan. That's pathetic. The difference has been. You've been clinical. We missed it. There we go. Push his event, your cubicle. We've had chances here. If we said we hadn't, we'd be lying. Get off you. I'll try the effort. You can fuck off scoopy fucking bands. I'll piss off you chip ambassadors. We have been punished. Bolo fucking's end. I can't believe this. So, so, so scandalous. I just don't feel like it's a five-one either. And then you put that cross in the box. I'm walking out, showing me disgust. Down to fourth. Disappointing result for the Blues. Fourth in the table. Next time out. We will be playing Liverpool in the Masyside Derby. Join us for that. We'll see you then.