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You've said it five hundred times, but it's a nice center The contributions have been coming in steadily Yesterday they rat family down the street, you know the real wealthy people Uh-huh, they don't hit it for half a long cowboy outfits that were in excellent condition. That's quite a haul, isn't it? Yes, but it puzzles me. They only have one little boy. Oh, don't let that puzzle you maybe they have four television sets Oh, that's Walter Denton. He's driving me to school. I'll get it. Be right there, Walter Good morning, Walter, and how is every little thing? I don't mean to be rude, but there's no time for the amenities Have you seen the morning paper? Not yet. Well, I got it right here Look, there's a picture of stretch snotgrass on the front page stretch snotgrass How did he make the front page? Did he run the wrong way again the football game? No, this has nothing to do with his career as an athlete The article says that he found a genuine Indian tomahawk and the state historical society gave him $300 for it $300 it isn't the amount of money involved. That's important It's the fact that stretches discovery is the first clue to the whereabouts of chief Thunderbirds a wrap a whole war scouts I didn't even know they were missing They disappeared hundreds of years ago, Miss Brooks and there's every reason to believe that their burial ground is somewhere in this area Look, Walter, isn't this an awful lot of fuss to be kicking up over the discovery of one little Indian rally? You don't understand miss Brooks. These are apohos wore silver and gold amulets and long capes made of peacock feathers And they were fierce warriors, too. What did they do tickle each other to death? They made weapons of solid gold the point is whenever and wherever they were buried they had all their possessions buried with them Now would you like to hear some more details? Not right now little beaver White squad got a gold little red teepee make heap big know-how for heap little know-nothings I can't say that I'm completely enraptured by your Indian dialect miss Brooks. Don't be so critical. I never took a lesson Conklin miss Brooks. It'll only take a minute. I don't see you right on the porch Oh, but there's mr. Conklin and the vacant lot next to his house. I wonder what our beloved principal is doing out there Yeah, come on miss Brooks. Let's see what old Marvel head is Mr. Conklin's up to all right, Walter after riding with you. It's always nice to touch land again Oh Let me see 20 feet north 40 feet east or was it 90 feet east. No, no, no, what are you doing? Mr. Conklin the measure in the lot. I had the measurements pasted off exactly until I was interrupted Oh, we didn't mean to intrude mr. Conklin. You never do It so happens I've been pacing off these points to see if the information on my deed of purchase is accurate I bought this lot quite some years ago. Yeah, I know. This is the one your wife always refers to as Conklin's folly, isn't it? Well, but that's not polite don't chide him miss Brooks. He may be right Although I've always considered the original Conklin's folly to be my daughter Harriet's idiot boyfriend Be that as it may I have never had what I consider a fair offer on this property or I would have sold it long ago Do you have a prospect now, mr. Conklin your interest in my personal affairs touches me deeply miss Brooks However demands that I answer you yes, I have at last found a sucker. I have found a gender Who is willing to meet my terms I am parting with this piece of real estate today for $2,000 $2,000 gosh I wouldn't give 2,000 cents for this junior jungle You certainly have a sound head on your shoulders Denton and if you want it to remain there I suggest you keep your quivering nostrils out of my affairs Now kindly take off contact Hello miss Brooks. Hi Walter dear. Just call me Conklin's folly What do you want Harriet? It's time for you to go to school daddy. Oh, thank you child. I'll get the car You're driving with me today, but daddy Walter came all the way over. I said you are driving with me now Go get your things on the double girl You get there on time for a change both of you Nothing like selling a lot to perk up a fellow's spirits Well, maybe the new owner will clear some of the trash off this property. Come on. Let's get back to the car Walter. Okay Watch your step miss Brooks. Now he tells me What happened? I either stepped on the stick or broke my leg I'm happy to report. It's a stick And a nice round one at that. This would make a good blackboard pointer. I think I'll take it along Okay, but hurry miss Brooks. We don't want to be late. You saw how irritable mr. Conklin was. Oh, that's all on the surface Walter behind that granite countenance. Mr. Conklin is pure concrete Make a nice cold water before class starts miss Brooks. He'll want one cold water at this hour of the morning That's the worst thing you can possibly do to your system, Walter It never hurts mr. Boynton any he stops at the fountain every morning before class my throat's pretty dry at that Stop for a nice cool drink I'll hold it for you. Thanks, Walter. Now one for me one for the road. Good morning, miss Brooks Oh, mr. Boynton, what are you doing at the fountain? Oh, I make it a practice to drink a quart of water before lunch every day No, if you'll excuse me, I'll lean over and get my quota for the morning. Ouch What happened mr. Boynton? Would you mind putting the end of that pointed stick on the floor? Pick this stick up in mr. Conklin's vacant lot and forgot I even had it in my hand. Oh say let's see that a moment This is an arrow miss Brooks an arrow. Yes, you see these tufts of feathers down at this end Uh-huh in the peculiar shape of the tip. Oh, it is an arrow. Isn't it an arrow, mr. Boynton Did you read that story about stretch snot grass in the morning paper? Well, yes, I did he received three hundred dollars for discovering an old Indian tomahawk exactly and if that was worth 300 can you imagine what the lucky person will get who finds the Arapaho Indian burial ground miss Brooks Where did you say you found this arrow on mr. Conklin's vacant lot while I was oh my goodness You don't suppose that oh these kind of things just don't happen to me I've made a lifelong study of Indian law miss Brooks and from all appearances I'd I'd be inclined to say that miss arrow. You've made a most exciting and lucrative discovery. You mean I'm really in the wampum You think I've stumbled upon the real burial ground. Oh, it's entirely possible miss Brooks. Well, thank you and good morning chief Cochise Brush your teeth with cold Gates cold-gates dental cream it cleans your breath. What a toothpaste What a cleans your teeth. Cold-gates toothpaste. Clean your breath. What a toothpaste. 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Conklin's lot our miss Brooks thinks she may have discovered the Arapahoe burial ground at lunch period She hastened to the school library to verify her findings, but before we join her there Let's look in on a corridor in another part of Madison High. Oh, Harry it just a minute dear Oh, hello, Mrs. Davis which classroom has been designated for the toy committee to work in oh the old sharp class in the east wing Thank you dear. Oh, by the way weren't you supposed to collect some toys from your neighbors last week? I did mrs. Davis, but they were in pretty bad shape All I could get was a doll with her head torn completely off a rusty cap pistol and an old warp bow and arrow set That's a shame. What did you do with them Harriet? Well, they seemed so completely beyond salvage that I just buried them in the vacant lot next to our house Let's say legends lore here it is Indian lore Sorry folks Walter you startled me. I didn't mean to gosh I've been in all kinds of trouble here today. Miss Richardson kicked me out of this reading room twice already Why just for talking in my normal voice? Walter's just careless folks it won't happen again Read miss Brooks What are you carrying that stick around for this stick happens to be an arrow Walter what? I'm trying to do now is to check and see if it's an Arapaho arrow You mean this is what you found on mr. Conklin's lot this morning. That's right now Let's look in this book and try to find the identifying marks. You mean the burial ground may be situated right next door to our beloved principal Let me help you miss Brooks Tribes Algonquins Apache Arapaho now listen to this the Arapahols were renowned for their excellent beadwork and Luxurious tribal costumes and their witch doctors were among the first to initiate the use of signal fires for Communication naturally more Arapaho witch doctors use smoke signals than any other known brand What does it say about the arrows? Let's see well here it is the Arapaho arrows are Distinguished from those of other tribes by a small tuft of brown feathers attached to one end of the shaft What color are your feathers miss Brooks? My feathers are brown and look so are the ones on this arrow We found the Indian burial ground. We found it. I don't recall taking out any partnership papers We'll use my car and I'll furnish the shovels and we'll get right out to mr. Conklin's the minute schools over Well, you were the first to call my attention to the story about stretch, but let's keep this thing quiet Whatever we do. Oh, there you are miss Brooks I'm sorry. I kept you waiting for lunch mr. Boynton, but I just had to substantiate the evidence Look the feathers on this arrow coincide exactly with the ones in this book. You mean it's an Arapaho arrow Definitely your Rico. We've found the Indian burial ground. I haven't heard so much weaving since I flunked domestic science I'm growing into quite a little corporation It's a difference. If it's really authentic, there'll be plenty of reward for all of us What would you say the burial ground is worth Walter? Well, my guess would be in the neighborhood of ten thousand dollars at least ten thousand dollars ten thousand dollars With those shovels Walter we don't want the whole world to know we're digging for buried treasure. Okay, miss Brooks I'll watch it just where did you find that arrow this morning miss Brooks? I'm not positive mr. Boynton But I think it was right around here someplace. Yes, this looks like the spot. We've only got two shovels. Oh, that's all right We can relieve each other when somebody gets tired now. Let's start digging Boy that ground looks pretty hard sure is Gin Walter, what is it miss Brooks take my shovel and dig for a while and all grunt I've hit something help me lift this brass object. Will you water? See this is a genuine relic. Oh, it does look like some sort of a warrior's breastplate Oh, and it's definitely Indian. It says so right on the middle look miss Brooks. That is the front part of a motorcycle Amazing isn't it and they call them a primitive race But they couldn't possibly have built a oh You're joshing Josh Yeah, I'll start thinking a few feet away. All right now I'll give you some moral support by reciting a bit of appropriate poetry Hmm on the lot of mr. Conklin stood two braves with valiant faces Searching for some buried treasure loot to make life smooth and pleasant Spurred on by a lovely creature who stood by without a shovel stood she their attire teacher Hoping soon to walk out loaded Lovely home you have here mr. Conklin. Oh, thank you, mr. Howard now about my lovely lot I have the papers all ready for you I see you know, of course that I'm going to build a home on that lot as far as I'm concerned you can oh Splendid lot to build on it's nice to no one's neighbors in advance I always say I quite agreed and if I may say so you couldn't ask for finer neighbors. We conklins are Friendly folk mr. Howard I'm sure that you are but if we're going to be living next door to one another how about shedding the formality. Just call me Mike Very well here are the papers Mike and what do folks call you Oz good Oz good Now what's your real name? Real name is Oz good. Let's get on with the signing just a minute I'd like to take another look at the property if you don't mind another look I'm sure it hasn't sunk into the sea mr. Howard, but if you want another look, there's no reason why you shouldn't have it come with me Of course a lot doesn't look like very much before it's all being Holy cow What's going on out here? What are all those mounds of earth and those holes? You must have gopher's Oz good Look there's something moving in that hole Great Scott it's a gopher with a shovel Miss Brooks, what are you doing here? How's mrs. Conklin? She's fine now answer my question. What are you doing on my lot? Well, sir. We just thought we'd work up an appetite we Mr. Conklin What are you doing in that hole? Just what is this digging all about have they reactivated the WPA? No, sir, we were just sort of cleaning up the lot for you Well, they don't seem to have done any damage as good. I'll sign the papers and we'll conclude our deal very well I put my signature down first and then you can stop don't sign those papers Whatever happened to Pearl white points right mr. Conklin. You shouldn't sign those papers And why shouldn't I sign the miss self-appointed business manager if you'll just step over here alone mr. Conklin I'd like to tell you something privately. Oh, excuse me my mom No, what's this all about miss Brooks? What hogwash to me Yes, yes, what's this fantastic story about Indians boys and well, sir I've changed my mind about telling this property now. Look here old man I've got to have a place to build. I'll tell you what I'll do I'll give you three thousand for the lot not a chance for 4,000 in cash in Cash is not for sale, but you already agree One of you will hand me a shovel I'd like to inaugurate this most auspicious moment in Indian history by personally exploring This hallowed ground Here you are. Take my shovel. I haven't been very fortunate in my finding so far None of us have but now that you're our partner mr. Conklin partner I don't recall any of you chipping in to buy this lot But we made the discovery and I stopped you from selling it to mr. Howard for your efforts You shall receive 10% of the gravy a profit Just 10% to divide amongst you now stand back. I'm going to start digging You found something already pick it up. Please miss Brooke. It looks like a little doll's head Doll's head indeed miss Brooks. You happen to be holding a genuine arapahoe shrunken head Where you rested your shovel is it's a rusty old gun. Oh, give it here. Well, this is a pine It's an old Western six shooter I can just picture the scene a courageous cowboy goes down fighting the Indians with this in his hand No wonder the Indians gave him his lumps. This six shooter is loaded with caps I Don't want to seem unduly suspicious But there's something very strange going on here if I thought for one moment that you were mistaken about these Here's something that should convince you look at this Indian hunting ball. Oh, you see that Yes, it looks authentic enough. He even has the ancient tribal markings on the side here. Let's see if I can read this Indian scribbling You're wrong hunting bow made in Made in Japan give us how could the Indians have gotten over to Japan? The court has just crept into my consciousness You have prevented me from accepting an offer of four thousand dollars for this lot because of the wild Imaginings of your fevered mind, but mr. So-called treasures of yours look like nothing but children's toys to me, but mr. Conklin be sensible who'd bury toys in the vacant block. Hello, miss Brooks. Hi daddy. Hello, Harry. What's everybody doing out here? Why you've dug up the toys I buried yesterday So they are toys Well, miss Brooks a lot of mr. 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