 This vlog is already off to a bad start. First, when I wake up this morning and I go to the bathroom, I catch Janice using my deodorant. Ooh, okay. Why use my deodorant? You got your own. First of all, who buys the deodorant? You, but why you use my deodorant? Second of all, how many deodorants do you have? I got like five, believe them there. I got them stacked up, can't be smelly out here. Okay, first of all, his deodorant has like a stain defense thing. So pretty much like it doesn't go on black clothes. So get yourself some stain defense. Get yourself some. I had to use it just one time. That's how it starts. You start with one time, next thing you know, it's twice than thrice and then, you know, it's over from there. You're annoying. Second, you guys may notice that she's wearing clothes and I am not, right? So I go to get my sweatpants as I do every day. All you guys know is that I wear sweatpants every single day because they're comfortable. I don't like wearing jeans like that unless I really have to. I go to get a pair of sweatpants today and all my sweatpants are dirty. So if you guys hear that in the back, that is the washing machine. I'm washing all my clothes now. So that really annoyed me. So like I said, this vlog is off to a bad start. And annoyed him so much that I offered to make him food and he said no. Annoyed me so much that I went into like silent mode for like a half hour. I didn't talk to anything or anyone. I didn't make any noises. I just sat on the couch and just like contemplated life. I literally just let him do what he did. I walked away, made myself breakfast and now he's in a good mood. And now you guys are thinking like, oh, Zay, why didn't you just wear jeans? I don't like wearing jeans unless I have to, all right? Jeans aren't comfortable. I have like so many pairs of sweatpants. I just wear sweatpants every day. They're comfy. I like being comfortable. There's nothing better than that. So I didn't want to be uncomfortable today. And today it's nice outside. It's actually like 70 degrees. And that's amazing. And it's not raining for once. It was, but it's not no more. So I want to be comfortable today. That's all I have to say. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Okay, good job. Today we actually have a couple things to do today. We're going to be hanging out with my mom. That should be fun, maybe, maybe not. We're going to be going to home goods with her and we also have to go to Ota. So that's going to be really fun. My mom has to go there for makeup for my little sister for her dance competition. Yada, yada, yada. All boring stuff. And they need my help to pick out good foundations and all that stuff for them. So. And I'm there for emotional support. So yeah, as soon as my sweatpants finish in the wash and then I put them to dry, we will pick this vlog back up and we will talk to you guys then. Thank you. All right guys. So Janice is currently eating as you guys saw. I left her over there. I got the music playing right now too. So she's not going to hear anything I'm talking about. During today's vlog, what I'm basically going to be doing, as you guys can tell by the title and thumbnail of the video, I'm going to be calling Janice a bunch of bad words in Spanish. Now I don't expect her to know every single Spanish bad word that I'm going to call her. But I feel like you can just tell it's a bad word, especially the way I'm going to say like my tone or like the attitude when I say it. So yeah, it's going to be a fun vlog today. At least for me it is. And we're going to catch your reaction. Comment down below how you think she's going to react to each bad word I comment. Also, I don't know if I'm going to say the meaning of these bad words because yeah, I'm not trying to get like to monetize or anything like that. So just know that they're bad words. If you guys want to take the words that I say and go look them up yourselves, you can go ahead and do that. You can comment them down below in the comment section. I'm just probably not going to say what they really are in the video itself. Cause yeah, YouTube, they be, they a little strict right now. And like I said before, I'll pick up the vlog once I have my clothes. Finally on the road, on the way to my mom's house, told her we were going to be there at one o'clock. It is 1.15. So yeah, we're off to a bad start already as this whole vlog started off to a bad start. But we would have been over there on time. If this cabrona over here, if we, if she would have just found her pants. Did you just call me cabrona? Oh, what does that mean? I don't know. It's not a bad word. Yes it is. Oh it's not, it means lollygagger. Isn't that like the B word? No. Cause I know that people be like cabron. No babe. Cabrona that just means like lollygagger. No it doesn't. You're bs-ing me. No I'm not. First of all, second of all, you was the one who didn't have pants. Nobody told you to not wash your jeans yesterday or wash your pants. I'm just gonna say I barely wear jeans. What are you talking about? And guys, he's being super picky because he could have just picked up a pair of jeans and that we would have been out the door by like 11 o'clock. I want to be comfortable. Yes. You don't be a cabron. Girl, you don't even know what you're saying. That's what's crazy. Well people be saying cabron in a good way. Like, Mira que cabrona. They be like que cabrona. All right, you need to stop talking like that first of all. All right. So we're on the way to my mom's house. We'll pick it up when we get there. You want to say anything else, Pendeja? No, you the Pendejo. Don't be calling me no Pendeja. I don't be crying for no reason or nothing like that. Crying? What the? Isn't this what I'm talking about? All right, guys, we're gonna see you at my mom's house. No, cause my grandma used to call people Pendeja when they used to be like scared of stuff or like crying all the time. That does not mean cry baby. Whatever. Okay, fine. We'll see you guys at his mom's house, like he said. All right, guys, say hi to my sister. Okay. I'm standing across the table cause she's on that touchy feely crap and I'm not with it. She's very emotional. So I'm sticking all the way over here. Hey, YouTube. Why are you so awkward? Curse! I don't know. You just said you wanted to be in the vlog and say hi to YouTube and all that and now you just want to- Hey, YouTube, how ya doing? Oh my God. Oh my God. First stop, home goods. Do not go crazy in here. All right, my little punieta? That doesn't even make sense. It sure enough doesn't. Thank you. How? How does it how? You're using it in such a wrong context for somebody who knows more Spanish than me. Punieta. Punieta. Literally, that's exactly what you're showing me. Punieta, you. I told you one day I was going to give you the world. That's cute, guys. That's really cute. I'm getting laid for sure tonight. This was a mistake. We've been here for 45 minutes and we only got plates and a blanket. See, I've been here 45 minutes. Where you see a blanket? Rang your hands. That's not a blanket. That's a blanket to me. It's a tablecloth. It could be used as a blanket. Could it not? No. All right then. That's called limiting yourself. Day two of being inside home goods. They're starting to give up hope. We still only have plates. She let go of the blanket. And you can use it for a blanket. Stop limiting yourself. You can't go like that in life. And they might be going to Marshall's next door. Right at her cabicho. Oh, what? Oh, what? What you just said? All right, say none. Keep it moving, yo. Let's go. You just call me huele bicho. Who? Huh? That's who. Come on, yo. Let's go. She leaving us. No one's trying to fight. She's choosing violence. She's always choosing violence. Things can be settled with words. It's what our nine, nine, nine, nine, nine. You're done with that one. It's literally been about maybe like two hours we've been in here now. And she added an hourglass to the car acting like she just doesn't have a clock. You be ODing the time. Two hours? Yeah, it's probably been like a half hour. But yeah, she got an hourglass, like she didn't have an hourglass at home. Or a phone, or a TV. Or anything like that. So you tell time through an hourglass now? No one's asking you to rack up your tool. Oh, excuse me? Hey, bruh. I don't know what that means, but I don't like it. Don't know how I did it, but I did it. An hour and a half later, and that's not exaggerating. That is literally an hour and a half later. I had fun though. You had fun. I was dying. Never again am I going shopping with those two. Never again. Next time stay home. Next time stay home. I am starving. Next time stay home. I will. Thanks to Janice, my diet went out the window. You're a bad influence on my health, you know that? I have a bad influence? On my health, that's right. On your health? Yup. You're the one that said, let's get food, mm. I did say let's get food, and you said let's get Wendy's. Lambo. You're using all these Spanish words so wrong. So tell me, ma. How do you say it? I don't know what you're trying to say. See, look, bro, you don't even know what you're saying. Just finished all the food. Babe, why you do that to me, yo? What do you mean? Why you do that to me? You know I only eat salads now. Boy, bye. You know, I only eat healthy, and obviously we're out, and we're not gonna be home anytime soon, so it's either I- Dang right, we're not because you and my mom are on another level of craziness in the stores. Me and your mom, I'm not even getting anything. I would say it's 10% you, 90% my mom. Wow. Pick so that we can leave. That's the thing, you helping her pick. Yes. Don't help her at all. Don't help, she's gonna keep looking for other stuff. No, she won't, because I know her, because she'll give up, she'll just quit. That's what I'm hoping for at this point. Do you wanna tell them where she is now? She's inside home sense while we were finishing our food. For those of you guys don't know what home sense is, it's basically another home goods. All right, then we're gonna go to Fabulous Ota right there. So I'm living the best life, I'm living the dream, baby. I see Savage, I see Fenty. Fenty what? Fenty Beauty, hello. What are you talking about? Rihanna. Where, Rihanna's here? I wish, you think if Rihanna was here, I'd be sitting in the car? I know, I wouldn't. Excuse me? I'm this serious, I want a picture. And an autograph, and a hug. Her baby gonna- You can't get mad, it's Rihanna. Her baby gonna kick you. She probably will, is it a she? Is it a boy? I don't think she knows yet. So we gotta call it a it? No. What do we call the baby? A baby. All right, well the baby's gonna kick me though, no? I don't know. Yeah, we're gonna kick it here for a little bit because we're not going inside that store. I refuse to go inside that store until I see my mother walk out. I'm just- Then we'll go to Ota. Fresh air guys, it feels really nice out here actually. We'll see you guys inside Ota. May God have mercy on my soul. Do you guys see what's in the front? No bro, no one cares, no one cares. I care. No one cares? Nah, I'm not gonna, I kinda care. Exactly. Wait, who are we talking about? Are you talking about Billie Eilash or Rihanna? The fragrance is here. What are we talking about Rihanna? That's a goddess, look at that, huh? She's beautiful, look at that face. Damn right she goes. Wow. It's like that, isn't it? I find myself more in this store than I'd like to. This is why I need guy friends, yo. Where are my guys at bro? Where are the guys at? Where are my dudes? Where are my dudes friends? Bro, what are dudes at? I need more guy friends, all right? I gotta do the guy things. I can't be coming to Ulta every weekend. It just doesn't work out. What are you laughing at down there? What are you laughing at? How? What, I'm funny? You're just hilarious. I know it's about time you admit it. It's about time you admit it. No, just you crying is hilarious. Mama, I'll eat you. You? What, I'll eat you. Come on bro, you can't be saying that. I don't even know what that means. I don't know what that means either. All right, so I had to come back to the car because I just can't do it, I really can't. I feel like the title of this video should really be boyfriend complains all day long next to his girlfriend and his mom, but I don't know man, I just can't do it. It's constantly the Ulta, the home shopping. I can't do it, man. I gotta do more guy stuff. All my guy friends, they be busy. Who told them to have lives? That thing's just kinda selfish. But yeah, on another note, she has been going along with the bad words I've been calling her. Like she's just been finding it funny and not getting mad. She's been doing the complete opposite of what I thought she was gonna do. But I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna continue doing it just cause I think it's personally funny too. I'm trying to think of something that I could possibly call her that might get her upset, but it's like I called her everything in the book at this point and she has yet to get upset. She's just going along with it and laughing. So I don't know if I'm happy or mad about that, but I think I'm more upset because that means that this video would be a fail, but it is what it is. And yeah, I don't know if you guys know I came back to the car because like I said, I can't do the shopping anymore. I'm just gonna sit here, probably take myself a little nap and wait for them to get back in the car. So yeah guys, I'll pick up the camera again when they get back in the car or when we make it back home cause I don't even know what we're going after this. It's probably gonna be another story knowing my mom. Either way, I'll pick the camera up back then and we'll see what happens. We should do this again some time guys. I like going shopping with you guys. Yeah, whatever. Mike, you don't like going shopping with me? Nope. Why not? Cause you ain't coming next time. Why not? Cause I'm staying home. Why am I staying home next time? Because you're worse than Danielosa says in the back seat. She sleeps most of the time. I wish I could sleep that much. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I was hungry. You're like worse than than a toddler. My name is Anna. I'm worse than a toddler. Guys, we finally going home. Thank you Lord. I can't wait to show you guys everything I got at Ota. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. Mike, you got anything else? I can't wait till next time that we leave Isaiah at home. Someone sounds salty. Someone's petty. So yeah, we'll see you guys at home. We're finally going home. Me and the puta, the prostituta, we made it back home. All right, so. Why you always got to say it like that? What do you mean? Like, why you got to say it like with that accent, like that, just say it. No. Say it regularly. Say it regularly. No. He says. Yeah, period. I don't need some Spanish. Bro, can I tell you what was supposed to be going on today? What? I was supposed to be calling you like all these bad words that like kind of like offend you and get you upset or mad or something. And you just went along with it the whole day. You just found it funny and just kept going with it. Like, bro, you're doing the exact opposite of what I thought I wanted. Honestly, you were saying stuff that like, I don't even know what the hell you're saying. I'm not, even if I knew what you were saying, I don't take you seriously. Guys, like I said in the beginning of the video, I feel like she wasn't going to know what I was saying for some of them, but not like almost all of them. What do you mean you said in the beginning of the video? I made an intro and all that in the beginning. Like when you were still eating your breakfast, I told them, but like I said, I don't know guys. It was just, I guess this was a fail. She was just going along with it. She had fun with it. I don't name another person that I can call a puta and she just won't get offended. Like there's only, only this girl would not get offended with that. Like I don't understand. She's different. But yeah, guys, that is how you put that right back. That I don't care about that. That don't offend me. So yeah, guys, that is the end of today's vlog. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I feel like the vlog was kind of like all over the place, but if you guys enjoyed it, make sure you guys leave a thumbs up, comment down below your favorite part of the video. 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