 and built the absolute fastest team in Madden 23. Here's what it looks like. Now granted, this team did cost 4.5 million coins in my first born child. But listen, if my first born child's a girl, then who really cares, am I right? All right, let's talk about the team. Now one thing to keep in mind with Madden Ultimate Team is sometimes the fastest players in the league are not necessarily the fastest players in the game, which sounds really stupid when you say it out loud, but that's just kind of the way they do it. I think some of these are very accurate and some of these really suck, but let's start with some awesome ones. Number one, we have two Miami Dolphins wide receivers, Jalen Waddle and Tyree Kill. This Jalen Waddle is a limited. He was like 1.5 million coins himself. And for good reason, he's 94 speed. He has insane route runs. His acceleration is 93. If they don't have one of the best corners in the game, they're getting torched over the top and it's a free touchdown. At the slot wide receiver, we have Tyree Kill, now on the Miami Dolphins. He's one speed slower than Jalen Waddle. Now I think Jalen Waddle is crazy fast, but I always think Tyree Kill should be the fastest player in the game. It's just how maddened it is sometimes. You know, this Tyree Kill came out in October and Jalen Waddle came out in November. So either way, he's still 93 speed, insanely fast. He'll be able to do the exact same thing too. Our quarterback is so good. Michael Vick out of 94 overall. He has 94 speed himself and 96 acceleration. So he's actually the absolute fastest member of this team. He's got the speed and he's also got the acceleration. He's also got the agility. He's got everything. He's at 94 change of direction, 96 ball carrier vision. You can do everything with this Michael Vick. He gets gunslinger for one AP and zero AP, completely for free. He gets fast break, improved blocking on QB design runs. So, and in the backfield is one of those players that kind of confuses me. I love Breeze Hall. I think Breeze Hall is such a stud. Do I think Breeze Hall is the absolute fastest running back in the league? Probably not. But Breeze Hall does have the fastest and probably the best APC car in the entire game. A 93 speed, 93 acceleration, 90 truck, 90 break tackle, half back of Breeze Hall. Savage car, dude. The fastest fullback in the game is 93 overall, Jim Taylor. Call me a casual, I don't know Jim Taylor, this is a 92 speed, six foot, 214 fullback. So if I run eye form sets, he's gonna get out in front, lay some pancakes and Breeze Hall is gonna take off. I even went ahead and did the fastest offensive line. Unsurprisingly, this was some of the higher overall offensive linemen, but it was not the best offensive linemen in the game. Now, I personally think this is a stupid thing in Madden Ultimate Team. I think like five years ago, you used to be able to get silver and bronze low overall players that had like crazy speed. They've since changed that where only the high elite overall players have high stats like speed. I just think it's dumb. Like just because a guy isn't a starter on a team doesn't mean he's slow. Now, tight end, I really like this. Kyle Pitts is the fastest tight end in the game. He's actually tied with O.J. Howard, but I think Kyle Pitts is the better route to go. I think Kyle Pitts is faster than O.J. Howard. I don't really care what the game says. Kyle, seeing Kyle Pitts in Atlanta makes me sad though. They really don't use him. Oh, and we can't forget potentially our best wide receiver even though he's wide receiver too is Steve Smith. Steve Smith's got 94 speed. He's five foot nine, but he's an absolute savage. Like all our wide receivers are super short. I think the average height of my wide receivers is five foot nine. 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I know he's one of the best of all time. Does that make him the fastest? I don't know. 91 speed, Lawrence Taylor. The Crimson Chin, man. Anybody who watched my Houston Texas franchise knows just how goaded the Crimson Chin is. 93 speed, six foot three. That's an amazing user. And then Micah Fitzpatrick got the new Blitz card and he's crazy fast too. 92 speed, six foot one. Dude, Montez Sweat is always so good in Madden's because of just how fast his cards are. It's a six foot six, two, 60. Speed rushing, 92 speed right at Montez Sweat. Now I can't say I agree with this. Night train lane was a stud. Should he be the fastest player in the game? I don't think so. 94 speeds, night train lane. But he played for the Lions, so I'm not like complaining I guess, but now this though, this is what I like. Tariq Woolen, 93 speed, six foot four. That's the best corner in the game. I don't care who you ask, man. That's the best corner in the game. And then of course he got Eric Stokes. Young Eric Stokes always has awesome cards. I was using his like 78 overall for forever, so to get a 90 is pretty awesome. 93 speed, six foot one. And then Merlin Olson and Solomon Thomas are fastest detackles. This was a head scratcher for me. I don't know dude, maybe Merlin Olson was just an absolute savage I guess. 89 speed at detackle. All right boys, this is the absolute fastest Madden team you could build. Let's see what kind of stats we can get in the game. It's a 92 overall, 92, oh 92d. It just so happens to also be a God squad. I think that does make sense. That top three is absolutely disgusting. Vic Breeshaw Minka versus Randy Moss, AJ Brown and CJ2K. Dude, there's a perfect example. Chris Johnson, why is Breeshaw faster than Chris Johnson? Five wide against the fastest team? I don't know, man. I'm pretty sure our man coverage is gonna be kind of crazy. All right, just kidding. Not when I literally take myself out of the play. Delaney Walker, dude, this is totally a Titan's theme. He's got a rush left. Ooh, CJ2K is nasty. That's honestly karma for him not being on my team. What a loser. Now I've always wondered, does read option count for the fast break ability? Cause it's technically a QB run. Oh my God, Michael Vick. I don't know if that counted, but Michael Vick is gonna go for 22 yards. Listen, kill a cam. You're not the only one with a bunch of fast players on your squad. This is an interesting read option set though. He sat on the quarterback that time, but Breeshaw, let's see if he bites. Nope, half back once again. Breeshaw's gonna fight for the first. She's hand this off. Breeshaw up the middle. Good cut, sort of. I'm gonna go Kyle Pitts, dude. I like that. I like that coverage, Kyle Pitts. All right, now we run the ball one more time. One more run. Let's see if Mike Vick can keep this one. Nope, nope, nope. Hand off Breeshaw right up the middle. We got a ball game on our hands. Damn, this is gonna be sick. I'm gonna bring Breeshaw on the stretch right side. Nah, I'm just gonna run it right at him, dude. Run the ball right at him. Let's go, Breesh! Easy! The fastest online blocks insanely well. I just assumed that's coincidence, but look at those blocks. Okay, five wide. I'm on Minka here. He wants to go here. Wow, we bottled everything there. Oh, I'm gonna get there on Minka! Holy shit! I came across the entire field for that. I said I was in, he got the fastest safety. Oh my God. No, no! That was gonna be a great game, bro. That's so lame. Look at the top three. Oh, it's so beautiful. Yeah, Mason, Archie, three, Ocho, Cinco. Ooh, it's gonna be a fire matchup. Let's go. He's got some interesting Unis. He's also got Breeshaw himself. Laser, Plexicoburus, for a lot. First in 10, let's see what he likes here. Peter, Mika Parsons. So you just set up the same plan. I just set you the exact same weight. What's the deal? 3rd and 25. Okay, he got that pass off and a nice broken tackle, but it's still 4th and 15. Kind of in the driver's seat right now. I think I'm just gonna go on the quarterback as quick as humanly possible and not let him throw for 15 yards. Like, just don't even let a receiver get that far down the field, you know? He's gonna make some adjustments. So he's gonna block right there. I'm just gonna go up the middle. No way you're running it. There's no way you just chose that play on 4th and 15! I got the trips out on the right side. I'm thinking Steve Smith sits down. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I make that throw? You're a fucking psycho. Oh my God, Mike Fick almost made that throw. That was wild. Dude, fuck you and your cheese-ass blitz, bro. Block and fo- This is so stupid. Tariq, just take him! Just take him! Nice blitz, bud. Nice blitz, bud! Let's go! Marshawn Lattimore got torched. So who's manned up on Waddle? But does this work? Oh, it does. Big skirt. Okay, I'm figuring it out. I'm figuring out spinner, man. Oh, it worked. Waddle! Oh my God, breaking the tackle. Wait a minute. I'm so sorry, bro. I'm so sorry for what I just did to you. Jesus. Kyle pits right across his user's face, too. Dude, he is in the blender right now. Dude, this is the same thing I got him with before. Micah Parsons came off so hot and just sacked him. Right side's open. Big hit. Mm! That train lane is like a safety at corner. I do like having him. Yeah, you think you're gonna run man blitz, huh? Honestly, I don't even know how man blitz works, so I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try free fire here. Not sure how effective it is. Yeah, how do you like that, Mason? How do you like that free fire, Mason? Oh! And he's in chew clock. And he's in chew clock. Mason, you're the worst! I can't wait to whoop your ass, Mason. I'm not kidding, bro. Oh, I thought I took that, too. I thought I took that. Mason, why are you running chew clock, bro? You are losing. You're gonna motion, Randy Moss? Oh my God, I don't get it. Come on, Isaiah. Come on, Isaiah. Ooh, that's a good ball. That's a nasty play. I respect it, Mason. You're still the worst person ever. Can I run play action? I don't think I can. I think I'm gonna get sacked. You made me do this, Mason! You made me! I just show boated. I did not mean to do that. Oh, I could have just fumbled. Just hang out in the pocket. Oh my God, we pan-kicked. Like a lick! Big scary to the head. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Mason, you're doing this yourself, man. Mason, it's not me, it's you. It's you, Mason. Yep. Shh. Oh no, I just needed the angle. I was gonna dive in there. I don't want it. I don't want it right now. I'm gonna chew the clock. I'm not gonna give him enough time to go down and score. You taught me this, Mason! You are supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them! Wow, wow. That is the most piss-poor Red Defense I've ever seen. God damn it, Mason. I can make a two-possession game here if I get this. He knows what I'm doing. I just don't think he can stop it. Breeze? I'm sorry, Mason. You made me do this, man. Mason, I don't know what to say, man. You, you, you, you, you, you brought me here! Oh jeez, you made me do this, Mason. You made me do this, Mason. You got nobody to put, whoa, that's an asshole! Oh, that was so shit, that was a touchdown! Oh wait, but I got the fastest fucking lineman in the game. All right, nice. Oh, Steve Smith's so open. Significantly more effective. Get shit on. Carl, Carl Pitts. Let's go, baby, Carl Weezer. First and 10, go Tyreek. Latimore's a little bitch. Oh shit, Latimore just fucking sunned me over there. I was, I was, I was on a roll. I don't have the patience. I really just don't. I don't have the patience to beat this shit. I'll still get the dub, though, for the boys. Ooh, nice hit, Isaiah Simmons. I smelled the comeback. Second, six. I think I dove a little early on that one, guys. Now he's got nothing. Third and sixth, Clam Central, let's go, defense. You know what's the pass, it's third and sixth. He hits play action. He's got literally nothing open. We're like, what? Dude, what are you doing? Get more, oh, he flattened him. Wow, the game really wanted me to get that touchdown. I was trying to be a dick and it almost pulled me all the way in. Good cutback. No way. He stayed up. I hate these Blitzes, man. This is what I give for not taking my shit, man. I'm so, I'm so sti- Oh, wait, does it come out in regular defense? Please tell me I can do this to him. Please, please, please, please, please, please. Don't be ready for it. You're not ready for it. You're not ready for it. You're not ready for it. I haven't done that so long. No way I get him with the back to back. No way I get him with the two-timer, bro. Don't tell me I'm gonna hit him with the two-timer. You know what, fuck it, I'm still hitting him with the two-timer, bro. The back to back, the double champ does what he wants. Shit. So he hit me with this earlier and it was really good. Randy Moss was crazy open. Hits the middle wide open. Oh, wow, oh, wow. I had a good blocks and shit, too. We lit him up at least at the end. He doesn't have anything. Oh, he does have something. He doesn't have anything. Like I said, it's completely boxed. That's pretty good play. Oh, good tackle, Wollin. Whoo, good tackle. I don't know if we can stop this, dude. He's moving so efficiently right now. Oh, he runs the ball. Oh, Merlin. Merlin Olson. I'll never talk shit about you ever again, Merlin Olson. We know it's a pass. I've got his own, I've got his own everywhere. If you find a soft spot in this, you just got a huge cock. I'm on it. Go get him, go get him. I'm on everything. I own you. I own you! Oh, did you find that window? You are a psycho, but it's fourth and one. I think he runs the ball. I'm run committing. Oh, he doesn't. Fuck. Dude, if he gets this, I might have to mauled. I might have to mauled for a hot second. Nice. Bam, bam, cam. Seems a little early to go onside because now I'm already in field go range, no. Get the fuck off me, little bitch. I'm gonna go score, Mason. Mason, I don't want you to think, you know, that this is a close ball game. I don't want you to think, oh, six point game, I almost beat MMG. No, you're not. Oh, what? Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I had B super late. No way, I was gonna throw that though. Wow, luckily McPherson can hit this. Thank you for onside kicking, Mason. I'm actually kind of poverty. Your onside kick just saved me here. That's like a little bit short on power. I'm a little scared right now. Yes! I hit the camera, they count it when it hits the camera. Oh, you think you're the only guy in the world who knows how to onside kick, Mason? Huh? You shook my dick? You looking at my balls, Mason? Shit. I boxed that. Oh, that's cool. Yep, you're gonna run a corner around. I'm just gonna sit on it. I own you. Hey, I don't wanna talk about that. I don't wanna talk about that. Don't you dare run the ball. I'm on Solomon Thomas. Fuck my dick, my balls. Hey, let's go. No way that just happened. Fuck you, Mason. GG. We got a rage quit, and this was actually a really good game. That was tough, dude. You really gotta strategize. Even with the fastest team in the game, you gotta strategize against main coverage. That's kinda sad, actually. Hey, fire game. Mike Vicks, I'll tore up as Uni's are dirty. Working his ass off. Big dogs, big dogs. All right, boys. Thank you for watching as always. This was an awesome game, and I'll see you guys in the next one. Peace.