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A different luxury train. There's gonna be SRK standing on the top, going chinga chinga chinga chinga chinga chinga chinga. Who did that with him and got the rope burns around her waist? Who was that up there with him? Who was the girl doing the number with him on chingachina? She had rope burns? Yeah, apparently from keeping her up there. She had a rope tied around her to keep her from falling off the train. Oh, I know. Dang it, who was that? It wasn't the lead actors, was it? No, I don't think so. I think it was just the dancer. Who's the dancer? Anyway. Train. Rope burn. Shahrukh going chinga chinga chinga chinga chinga. Malika Aurora reveals she bled around the waist after shooting her iconic song. Yeah, I told you it was Malika. You idiot. Of course it was Malika. God us. Anyways, today we're doing, it's kind of like a kind of a tourism train thing. I know you guys have a lot of trains. One thing I wish we had here, even though we do have trains, they're nothing like what the rest of the world has. No, it really sucks, it's disappointing. Yeah, I would like to take one of our trains, but it's one, they're expensive and they don't go everywhere and it takes a long time. Yeah, it's very different than say, if those of you who live in Calcutta, you have a subway system, not too different than say in New York, although New York's is much, much bigger, we don't have anything like that here. We have a little tiny subway system. Little, you've got to be diddly squat. Thanks to the car companies. Yep. In case you didn't know that in 1905, we were supposed to have like a big subway system installed, kind of similar to New York, because we're supposed to because we have such a big city. The car companies bought out all the plans because they thought it would even kill the price. Anytime there has been an attempt to do some kind of a massive transit thing, which I've always said, follow it, while Disney did create a monorail system, it's clean energy, you could put it right in the middle of all, every single freeway, car companies will not allow it. Anyway, this is a, after some music about a train. A golden chariot, a luxury train. Here we go. Je vais le battre de la pied. When was the last time you caught a train because you wanted to? Long time. Not because you had to. Train travel has been synonymous with romance, with stopping to smell the flowers, chugging through at a melancholy pace, while you gaze upon the stares of the mellow countryside. I love the color. Now throwing a landscape as diverse and beautiful as India. I wish we got to take a train when we were in India. You get one unforgettable journey. Welcome to the golden chariot. Two meticulously planned itineraries that let you choose. Oh, it's in the south. The pride of the south and the southern splendor. Wow, maybe we could do it. The pride of the south traipses its itinerary through culture and natural history. Oh, it takes you all those places. From the urban metropolis of Bengaluru to the calming miles of Kabirnian. From experiencing the local culture in Mysore and Hussam, to witnessing the rich history of a 500-year-old dynasty at Kampi and Badami. The trip eases off with some melancholy in the quintessential haven that is Goa. The southern splendor runs its itinerary through Tamil Nadu, Pondicherry, and Kerala, showcasing our vibrant history and culture across this serene landscape. Departing from Bengaluru to Chennai, the trip showcases the best of the southern countryside before allowing you to experience unique cultures in every microcosm it passes through. From the churches of Chennai to ancient temples of Mahalbeen, from the soulful journey at Auroville to the fun-filled beaches of Pondicherry. Explore the best of art and heritage through the culturally rich styles of Trichy, Thandavur, and Motherland. Wow. The highlight of the trip takes you to the only place in the world where you can see three oceans. Witness the magic of the first rays of the sun at the very lands end of India, at Kanyakumari. Hickback at the Covalam Beach before replenishing your soul at the mesmerizing backwaters of Arapa in Kerala, a holistic holiday that's well-rounded and every way. The route ends back in Bengaluru. The two itineraries will enrich your life with the best of South India's art, culture, history, and heritage. A magical journey. Check it to one of the 44 well-acquainted rooms complete with attached bathrooms. But that's not all. There's a business center and a gym to keep you in on the rails. And we haven't even come to the best part yet. The food. Two restaurant cars with a state-of-the-art kitchen which makes every dish imaginable possible. In the face of such comfort and luxury, in the face of the beauty of the amazing temples and heritage, it is quite the achievement that the food is a highlight for many a guest. The staff are at your beck and call ready to cater to your every women fancy and make you feel like royalty while doing so. What are you waiting for? Come, rediscover the joy and romance of train journeys. Make luxurious memories on a journey upon the golden chariot. Would they play that on the train? I went down behind us all the time. No, he can't be in a bad mood with that music on. No. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I do have one request. Can you update the decor of the train? I like the decor now, I don't. I like it. You know the decor of the Buckingham Palace? I think it's hideous. Like that stuff that's supposed to be nice and fancy, I think it's all so ugly. Yeah, but at least it's real. It's not like the set of TVN. Who's TVN? What's that? Trinity Broadcasting Network? I don't know what to find. You don't know that? What is that? Oh, wow. I don't know if that's, it is. It was huge, huge. I don't even know if it exists anymore. Sounds terrible. Well, you know, it's exactly the same as like Donald Trump's living room and Trump Tower. It sounds terrible. It is. Yeah. It's awful. No, I just don't like that. Plastic decor. I don't. It's supposed to be like fancy and real. I like it in terms of, like for me at Buckingham Palace, that's awesome. But when you try to make your living room look like Buckingham Palace, that's terrible. At least there was no plastic. Much for a mother. The thing I would do this in, I don't know how long this is. Like how long? Right. Cause like next time we come to India, whenever that'll be obvious. Can't, there's, you know, we can't come in. Yeah. People like, what's your next trip? Like we literally cannot come. Literally no EVs are being issued to tourists and haven't been since March of 2020. Like we cannot come. Can't come, we want to. But obviously there's stuff going on, obviously here and there. And so it's no idea. But the next time we come, we've said many times, we're gonna want to come to the tower. The south. So if you- Yeah, but how long is, that's what I wanted to say. Yeah, I don't know if it's going to take up the entire time we're there, but it looks like you need to see a lot of stuff on this. Do you get to actually get off the stay for a couple of hours and- Right. Like a cruise. Like a riverboat cruise, where you stop at places, dock, get off. Cause that would be perfect. Cause there's so many things that go on to see and you get to be on the train. Yeah, but I wouldn't want to go in just like, you got two hours in Goa. No. Yeah, no. You want to stay in Goa. Exactly. I don't want to fly here in India though. That's for- Yeah. Great thing about it. If you don't know that story. Real cheap. But, you know, then you might be delayed 15 to 20 hours. 15 to 20 hours. This is not about our area in India. But yeah, I love the whole, like getting to see a lot of stuff and on a train. So if it's like a week, that'd be awesome. I think cause you, then you can see that, but then you can still go to your other places. Cause obviously it's gonna, we're gonna come for at least two weeks, hopefully more depending on the, you know, we don't know what the world's gonna look like. How long that- Obviously we want to go to Kerala, we want to go to Goa, we want to go to Tamil, we want to go to- All those places, Chennai? Yeah, Chennai. There's so many different, and then there's always a little awesome freaking temples. Pondicherry? Yeah, those freaking awesome temples that they have, that like right into the side of a cliff. And so if you get to see all that, it's just, I don't know, one, how expensive it is. Right. I don't know, like, this looks like a fancy tourist train. So they might charge fancy tourist prices. Right. So, Like get some sticker shock on that one. Yeah, when we were there, we stayed in the Airbnb's. Yeah, all but one place. All but one place. In Amritsar. Amritsar. Which was awesome. Beautiful. What was it? It was a Taj. It was a Taj. And I looked up the Taj, we stayed in Amritsar. And I looked up the one in Mumbai. Mumbai and Mumbai. Way more expensive. I promise you that. I could not afford it. I guarantee. We went into the Taj, Mumbai and walked around. Yeah, we did. But yeah, like the prices were astronomically bigger. Yeah, of course. Well, because everybody stays at the Taj in Mumbai. Like Barack Obama stays there. Oh, did anybody say that? Yeah, like everybody come, when they come to Mumbai, they stay at the Taj. This is a really nice hotel. That wasn't bad. If I hear them, I could do them. Yeah. Anyways, but yeah, that was really cool. Next time we're in India, we will definitely do a train. I want to make that a priority. The reason he brought up Air India is because, we kicked ourselves for not taking the train when we were stuck. Yeah, we could have. Yeah, we got delayed. A full day. Like literally a full day. Lost an entire day in the airport in New Delhi. We were supposed to be like 9 a.m., we got from Amritsar and we went to Delhi. And then it got delayed like eight hours. Over and over and over. And then you got delayed again. So we didn't get into Rajasthan until like 11 o'clock. 11 p.m. on the day we should have spent there. Yeah. But obviously we did not know that it only takes about four and a half hours to drive. Yeah. Or we could have taken a train. Could have. Both would have been much better. And the only reason we didn't is because we kept being told, oh yeah, it's going to take off at this time. And then that time could rolled around. It's going to be taken off at this time. And then that time rolled around to the point where we're like, is the plane here? It's being worked on. Yeah. Anyway, it was pretty bad. But let us know about this one. Or if we should just take one specific train. Because our luggage was checked too. So it's true. Next time we come, so we need to want to take a train. So it should be one of these. I don't have bathrooms. I'm assuming that would suck. They definitely have bathrooms. Josh!