 I'm the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and hotties yes boys and girls it's comic weekly time and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness right out of the pages of pock the comic weekly straight into your living room your friend the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man how are you today that's fine I'm fine too sounds like this is going to be a fine time in the comics we should find one pock the comic weekly I will in just a moment but before I do let's listen to this nice man now here we go with pock the comic weekly and at the top of the first page a little old snooker yes but could we turn over the page to flash Gordon it's so exciting I just can't wait well sure we can because Zarkov flash his friend has come in the rocket ships from Mongolia just in time to save and Zinn had escaped with the machine by which he controls the zombies and they were just about to overpower flash when Zarkov came well I wonder whether flash and Zarkov will capture Zinn now so let's please read since you said please we will read flash Gordon riga riga dune dunes ask him a tash let's have music for heroic flash Zarkov is seen flash on the ground below and has landed his rocket ship to pick him up safe behind a ring of flame flash helps the rebellious rubia into the rocket ship flash laughs Zarkov oh man you landed just in time Zinn zombies nearly got us quickly they take off they zoomed to the volcano crater where dale was hiding as flash steps out of the ship dale throws her arms around him almost weeping with joy she tells him she was afraid he was caught on the fire caused by the bombs dropped by zarkov flash chuckles well I did have a pretty hot time of it dale then sees rubia whom flash has brought along she asks what she's doing here rubia answers that flash just couldn't bear to lose her which makes dale jealous when flash sees the two women beginning to argue he frowns last picture top row with no time for such nonsense our job is to catch zinn and they get in the ship and take off the crafty zinn first picture bottom row is too deeply hidden inside the moon to be found he controls his slave army through the auto brain thinking for them even seeing through their eyes when he chooses he sneers to himself flash you're searching in the wrong place then he sees that flash is raiding his laboratory but instead of preventing the men he controls with the machine from going within range of the dropping bombs zinn reckless of human life sends his robots to certain doom directly into the area where the bombs are dropping hoping that one man will live long enough to get to flash but flash from above in his rocket ship sees the poor men marching into the area and being killed and he orders don't shoot the poor fellows we'll use coma smoke that's right instead he's going to use coma smoke which the robots will inhale and it'll put them into a sleep which is a coma oh oh that's very nice of flash yes that's what i thought too well i wish he could find where zinn is hiding and and get him so so no more of those men will be killed well let's hope they find him next week well now how would you like to read dick's adventures oh i'd love to because dick has been with paul revere in the day early days of america and remember last week he and paul revere made a fast ride on horseback to a town called lexington and you remember they were yelling the british are coming the british are coming and and the people got out of bed in their night shirt yes and right in the middle of this dream dick woke up well maybe he'll go to sleep again and have another exciting dream so let's read because they're so exciting well let's find out now so here we go on page three with dick's adventures in dreamland and say the magic words with me rickety pack is that kazik let's have music for adventure to stick it's nighttime and dick is falling asleep his father hears him mumbling and says i thought i just heard him say george washington and then dick drops off to sleep and in his dreams he goes back he finds himself knocking on a door the servant opens it and in answer to dick's question the servant says we are so young gentlemen this is the george washington plantation any name to give mr washington uh tell him please i was just sent down to virginia from massachusetts with some very important news dick has led into the house and meets the great man himself and last picture top row is telling george washington sir the british regulars and the american minute men have fought their first battle it started in lexington on the 19th of april and as dick tells the story george washington sees it in his own mind just as we see it in the pictures in the second row the red coat marched up from boston to arrest john hancock and sam adams and conquered and to seize powder and bullets but paul revere rode ahead and warned everyone and the minute men were waiting in lexington and they were shot down and at conquered breach there was another battle but the british were too late to catch hancock or adams and most of the powder and bullet were used on them and then they started back for boston and he goes on first picture bottom row and the news spread like wildfire bells were ringing everywhere farmers left their fields and workmen left their benches and they came with their guns and blasted the red coats from behind every tree and stone wall and they cut them to pieces and as dick finishes telling his story the servant comes into the room followed by a tall distinguished looking man the servant announces mr thomas jefferson to see you sir and as dick sees the great thomas jefferson the man who wrote the constitution of the united states one of america's greatest patriots he exclaims gosh the americans chase the british back very exciting because the americans were only farmers and the british were a large army yes i wonder what thomas jefferson has come to see george washington about next week we'll find out who i can highly wait you know there's so many famous men in the story this paulie there and george washington and thomas jefferson i wonder who else will be in this story well if you'll be here every sunday maybe we'll find out oh i certainly will oh look here's rusty riley right below dick's adventure yes he's back home safe and sound again after his exciting adventure and he and tex are talking about oh i'd like to hear what they're saying so please read all right here we go with rusty riley gallup and run till the road is dusty give us music for his horse and rusty tex and rusty are sitting out in the barn in the tack room which is where they keep the saddles and things rusty is saying golly tex is sure good to be back here after that awful night in a quarry well i thought hillbilly and i were done for yeah that sure was a rugged experience rusty but it was right smarter you to notice him low flying planes you know that's how we located you hmm well by the way how did the police happen to arrive just at the right time well that was a surprise to mr. miles and me too rusty he just got curious when they heard where we were heading turned out lucky for them as well as for us we're at home brie with the mustache is known as blackie well man they've wanted for a year this moment mr. miles comes into the barn and says oh tex i'm glad i caught you in and uh you too right same i have some business to attend to up in new england so i'm going to open the old house on the coast you and i will go there right after the selby cup race well how about patty and me are we going to go to mr. miles replies last picture top row yes yes rusty we'll be there quite a while so i'm wired to have a tutor for you two youngsters all right boss you'll we better send jimmy up to get this table ready first picture next row as rusty's packing he asks his little friend patty hey have you ever been up there patty where is it patty tells him that it's a wonderful place called shark's neck and that he'll just love it that there are boats and fishing and everything rusty's eyes light up at the thought of going to this wonderful place meanwhile many miles away on the new england coast a cantankerous looking old man called the squire is reading the telegram he has received from mr. miles announcing that they're coming and he says to himself his telegram for miles poses have been of a problem i might even say nuisance now i better talk this over with the captain last picture he's down by the boatyard talking to a bearded old fellow who's a sea captain saying captain i have some disturbing news quentin miles is coming up to occupy his house on shark's neck this is a severe blow to our activities the captain thinks for a second then replies well squire it's true it has the only safe beach on the neck but with a little care we ought to be able to keep on without too much danger but we ought to be able to keep on without too much danger i think they don't want anybody to know what they're doing oh do you think they're doing something bad i really think so and mr. miles and text and rusty are coming there yes uh-oh more trouble i'm afraid so and i think we'll find out something about it next week goody now can we find out what's happening with rye rogers he's in trouble too yes you bet he is he was on his way to help a friend of his and then he saw some wild horses running away and he saw a man who was going to shoot one of them and rye jerked the gun right out of his hand then a minute later another of the crooks had flicked the lasso over rye's head and rye found himself tied up so let's find out what the crooks are going to do to rye all right turn over the page and there on the top of page five is rye rogers king of the cowboys a yip ayo now here we go with rye and trigger a yip ayo his hands down behind him rye watches as beaker one of the crooks lasso's one of the wild horses snags the rope around the tree and holds the horse steady while he says all right splice the larriettes together shorty this wild mustang's gonna give rogers a joy ride shorty beaker's mexican helper ties rye's feet to the end of the rope around the wild horses neck saying this will teach you to mind your own business for good and they let the wild horse go last picture top row and he gallops off dragging rye on the ground behind him shorty shouts first picture next row so long rogers watch out for the high spots as the horse that is dragging rye goes out of sight down the canyon beaker and shorty mount their horses beaker says third picture second row all right let's get back to trailing that critter we gotta get him before chubby walden does meanwhile last picture of the row rye shouts to trigger who has followed the wild horse dragging him stop him trigger quick force him into the canyon wall trigger gallops up and forces the horse against the canyon wall stopping the horse first picture bottom row rye calls keep busy till i get myself loose trigger boy quickly rye unties himself the wild horse passed down and rye climbs in the saddle and continues on his way last picture saying i aim to get even with those two pole cats trigger but first we gotta find chubby walden suddenly from some bushes off the road there's a cry rye explains what's that he reigns in trigger wonders whether this is a trick or if someone is really in danger in trouble i'm afraid the only thing to do is to wait until next week to find out well i hope the next week rye does catch those two crooks and just fixes them good for what they did to him i feel the same way and i think he will good now how would you like to read donald duck oh i just love it please very well then turn over the page and there in the middle of page seven under Barney google and snuffie smith is donald buckle and i'll read him in just a moment but first here's that nice man again with something interesting to say and with pock the comic weekly and in the middle of page seven of the first section is donald buckle good for a chuckle say the magic words for the music with me squeegem squeegem chiddly tick check let's have music to play the quack quack donald turns on the radio and a voice comes out and now aunt fanny's personal problems hour donald smiles and settles himself down to enjoy aunt fanny's personal problems good afternoon folks this is aunt fanny all ready to solve your problems and the first letter is from a young lady donald smiles and says ah a young lady and listens as aunt fanny reads the young lady's letter dear aunt fanny my boyfriend is so stingy he only takes me to the chiefest places i'm desperate aunt fanny what shall i do signed daisy last picture top road donald exclaims rather than first picture bottom row his eyes pop together and he exclaims daisy daisy and he realizes that the letter is from his girlfriend daisy that she's complained about him to aunt fanny he listens as aunt fanny answers daisy's letter dear daisy on your next date wear your oldest most ragged clothes and he'll get the idea donald smiles to himself so a quick a female conspiracy huh well we'll see about that in a minute with a trick of his own in mind donald has daisy on the phone and is asking her like to step out for chow tonight with me tonight daisy daisy replies oh i love still last picture donald dressed in his very best clothes and daisy dressed in a very worse clothes enter a beautiful high-class night club donald looks very pleased with himself and daisy looks very unhappy with her self and when the waiter sees daisy he looks just like this when she was dressed in old clothes well i think it was mean of daisy to wear old clothes when she was going out with donald yes but donald had done the man should we read when the man takes the girl should we read blondie well then we won't read blondie oh i love to have you read blondie oh change your mind no no i don't section of the comic well since you have it all spread out i shall read dagwin and blondie ramifoo ramifum zim zam zombie conjume music for dagwin and blondie herb woodley's wife in her bathrobe has come over to blondie's house and she tells blondie that herb is working late and she's scared to death in their house all by herself blondie says oh you're welcome to sleep here to see and upstairs they go blondie rots dagwin out of bed and tells him dag and sleep on the sofa so mrs woodley can sleep with me dagwood climbs out of bed and goes downstairs last picture top row dagwood settles down on the sofa and he yells yo oh the spring in this sofa is broken it's cutting me to pieces first picture next row tootsie woodley hands dagwood a key saying well here's our key dagwood go next door and sleep in our bed a little later herb woodley comes home saying oh man i'm tired tonight it's gonna be good to get some sleep he goes right upstairs comes into the bedroom turns on the light and looks at the bed and his hat pops off his head he explains dagward and dagwood says sweetly yeah your wife is sleeping over at our house with blondie by the time that herb has gotten his pajamas on dagwood has sound asleep making a terrible racket herb says angrily as he looks at dagwood i can't sleep with all that snoring i'll go over to his house and sleep on his sofa over at dagwood's house blondie and tootsie who have let herb in watch him as he settles down on the sofa blonda tells him herb you can't sleep on that sofa it's broken oh you're telling me that blondie solves the problem by saying i i'll go over to your house and sleep with dagwood and you two can sleep in our bed but first picture bottom row no sooner have herb and tootsie settled down in bed in dagwood and blondie's bed than the five pups come into the room herb says uh-oh and pups are surprised to see us in bombstead's bed suddenly the dogs begin to howl last picture of dagwood and blondie stick their head out of herb's window and yell shut those dogs up or i'll call the police herb and tootsie stick their heads out of dagwood's window and shout there you are pups and the pups stick their heads out of the window and howl and howl it wasn't that funny dagwood sounds honey yes it certainly is well now how would you like to hear uncle remus and the stales of bear rabbit oh i just love to well goodie turn over the page pass jungle gym and to the top of page three and here we go with uncle remus in his tales of bear rabbit say the magic words with me hippity hoppity make it a habit to give us music for old bear rabbit uncle remus says one time bear coon store was robbed but the only clue was some great big footprints yes bear coon store had been robbed and right out in front leading away from the open door our big footprints in the mud bear coon is telling the sheriff and bear rabbit yeah he busted in during the night but he only took sweet stuff candy and sugar the sheriff looks to where the footprints lead and says hmm and the footprint stopped at the edge of the bear bear rabbit scratches his head thoughtfully as he looks at the prince and says now who can you ask you that big hmm and he thinks and thinks oh somewhat later brayer rabbit is out in the woods talking to two little lizards and he's saying all i asked you to do brayer lizards is to scout through the brush around here and see if you can find a pair of big boots and brayer lizard replies well i i i think find those ones that were where them boots is and they point over in the bush and brayer rabbit looks in the bush and sure enough he sees two big shoes under the bush and as you take some out one lizard says ah we we we see them here this this morning and lizard number two says yeah but who did they but alone too and brayer rabbit replies i think i knows who and then brayer rabbit has an idea and by the time we skip to the next picture brayer rabbit has given the two little lizards some instructions and he's putting one shoe on one lizards back and the other shoe on the other lizards back and brayer rabbit says now you two boys do just like i told you no matter where he goes you just keep following him and lizard number one says you just sit back and do the looking and lizard number two says yeah but let's go and down the road the two lizards go carrying the shoes on their backs of course the shoes are so big you can't see the lizards under them so it looks like the shoes are traveling along all by themselves which of course is a very strange sight to see first picture bottom row the two shoes come traveling down the road toward brayer bear who is sitting on a log surrounded by cans of sugar and honey and candy which he stolen from the store all of a sudden brayer bear sees the boots coming toward him they explain the boots the boots there's walking and i ain't in them he gets to his feet and runs off down the road hollering the there is chasing me the help help the they's got ghosts in them i confesses i took them sweet store saved me from their boots the last picture he runs right into town and skitters up a lamppost so scared is he brayer rabbit lifts the two shoes off the two lizards and says to brayer bear brayer bear you tripped up on your own boots and brayer bear replied the eye has been tricked and uncle rima says guilty conscience runs for confession it's certainly wise and i'm afraid brayer bear's conscience got the best of him oh i'm afraid too i knew he was guilty well now i'm afraid i'll be guilty if i don't read prince valiant to you yes you certainly will very well then turn over the page you go past the comic weekly club which i'm sure you follow every day oh yes in the daily newspaper besides the sunday paper go past the loan ranger across the page past little i died oh yes and here we are on the last page of the second section with prince valiant in the days of king arthur heck it break it gray mulkin and quince music romantic for a fair fair prince after his battle with the bandits in which he gave him a good whipping and set fire to their fort val meets some of the countrymen good people who lead him to a ruined castle where a little old ballheaded man is found his name is sir diluc who says pardon this light on tightness of my house good sirs i am seeking control of a monster who is boisterous at times bear looks at his small hairless hosts so this is the man though stalwart yeoman love and hold in such great respect sir diluc invites val and his men to dinner and last picture top row they dine in an unruined corner of the castle sir diluc tells them i am preoccupied with science so i divided my land among my men and let them govern it in console they do it better than i can we all have greater freedom before i work and he goes on first picture second row i have a formula for arousing the energies of a genie but so far i have found no means of controlling him oh come come i will show you so they rise from the table and go to the center of the room where there's a hole in the floor the sir diluc tells him into this hole i place the blood of a black rooster so a toad so and a broken wine jar so uh no on top of this a bag of my secret powder and then chanting the magic words oh botheration i roll in a red hot stone they all look at the hole in the ground wondering what the magic genie within will do suddenly last picture of the row the genie gives forth an ear-shattering roar and an armor flame hurls the stone skyward as an explosion as the stone shoots up everyone runs to hide and a second later the stone drops again on a table the sir diluc stands with folded hands looking about him with a serene look on his face first picture bottom row val gets to his feet but it takes much longer to get agel rufus and young arp to return from their hiding places where they had run in such a hurry last picture as val looks at the strange little man in amazement the sir diluc thumbs through a book as he looks at the castle which he is ruined by his experiments and he says i am slowly reducing the formula next time i shall leave out the toad well what do you think of that what do i think i think he must be crazy look at that place it's a mess yes it is a mess do you think it will help me to leave out the toad no the toad won't do any good at all because the toad isn't causing any of that trouble well then why does he use it well in the old days people used to believe superstitious things that by mixing up such things as toads in the blood of roosters and mumbling strange words that they could perform magic but it never happened no then what caused the explosion well if you come next week you'll find out oh i'll be here fine now that's all the time i have but before i go here's that nice fellow with some more interesting information well honey and all your boys and girls have got to go now all right mr comic weekly man but i'll be waiting for you next week okay that's the date and the date with all your boys and girls be sure to meet me with a little friend miss honey next week when i read pock the comic weekly for i'm the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man i'll be back to read the funnies to you happy boys and honey don't forget boys and girls see you all next week your friend the comic weekly man the jolly comic weekly man