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Before She Eats - Carrie Underwood - Parody - Before He Cheats

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Published on Aug 24, 2013

There are many what I call "Angry Women Songs" like "I will survive" and I thought why should the women have all the good songs. So I wrote my version of Carrie Underwood's song called "Before She Eats" with the aid of my mate Johny Zee. The sound/voice is not brilliant but hope you enjoy the words.

Right now she's probably feeling hungry cause it's been twenty minutes, since she ate a dozen donuts...
Right now, she's sitting down at Wendy's, working her way right through their dollar menu
Right now, she's sitting at the drive throw double supersising her BigMac combo
She just grows and grows

Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, pizza delivery's her favorite ride
Broke the springs of all my leather seats,
There's no room in the bed for me at night
We don't make love she's too dam wide
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats

Right now she's watching TV cook shows, drooling from the mouth anticipating dinner.
Right now tucking into chocolates, wondering why I wish, she was a little thinner.
Last time we made love, was when Donny Osman first went solo......
She just grows and grows.

Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, pizza delivery's her favorite ride
Broke the springs of all my leather seats.
There's no room in the bed for me at nights
We don't make love she's to dam wide.
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats

And maybe next time she'll think before she cheats.

Ain't be any McDonald's for the next girl
Cause the next time she eats
It won't be fat free, no... no... not fat free.

Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, pizza delivery's her favorite ride.
Brok the springs of all my leather seats.
There's no room in the bed for me at nights
We don't make love she's to dam wide
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats

Maybe next time she'll think before she eats
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats

Ohh... before she eats

You can find more parody's at http://4tenderheart.com/karasong.html

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  • Suggested by INgrooves

  • Song

    • Before He Cheats
  • Artist

    • Ameritz - Tributes
  • Album

    • All American Girl - A Tribute to Carrie Underwood
  • Writers

    • Josh Kear, Chris Tompkins
  • Licensed to YouTube by

    • INgrooves (on behalf of Ameritz Music Ltd); Sony ATV Publishing, AMRA, Audiam (Publishing), SOLAR Music Rights Management, CMRRA, and 10 Music Rights Societies

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