 There we are. We're live. I thought we were just doing a video. Oh. Hey everyone. Shiver 1,000 here. Monkey. Hey everyone. Saturday night live slot car racing. We got one viewer. Yay. So we're getting ready to get this thing started here. Sorry we got the air on, but we can't help it. It's hot. Race? There we are. Couple warm up laps. Just about the whole track. Okay, let's do a couple warm up laps. Oh, shit. One cylinder radiator. See the racing hood. Oh, we got two viewers. Huck and block. Ha ha. Racing cars. Ha ha ha. Y'all are saying. We're going to take that to you. Hi. Ha ha. You got past the car though. That's what you said. I think you're older than you are. I did not. You're real old, so you don't fly off the track. Oh, no. See, you got past the car. It's time to take what you're passionate about. Look at the wheels. Ha ha. Come on. Hi, Chris. Remember that when I was a kid? Old school, huh? Yeah, thank you. Here, I'll say this one was. I tried to track just after a while. They don't walk in because they've been used so much. So after a while, they inertia. Stop it. Stop it like that. I have to go on that. I'd like to have a whole bunch of this stuff. Take it out. Just a couple of criss-crosses. Ha ha. Oh, you're the real thing. Sit. Let me sit in over there and reach for the red one. This car is fast. I like it when it's fast. And that's all crap. I got you. I passed on that straight away. It's been years, man. You're getting warmed up. It's warmed up. Yeah. We've got them. I'm trying to slow down the matches. That's a new pool. They're getting ready to go on now. I'm going down. I'm going to start sliding sideways. You're going to fall off the track. You're going to push the sideways. Yeah. We had that one where there was a cop car. There was a dump truck. And a fire truck. You could back it in. That didn't get paid. Ha ha. Yeah, it was really cool. It was fun now. I had one that went up the wall. There was one. It's like a turbo. Yeah. It was really fast. It had a wall. Every year, they'd smile like this. Every year, they'd press my motor. They'd go, okay, good. Wow. You would get one every year. It was kind of where they'd jump ramps. I had a train that would jump ramps and go up the wall. And I had that rock tube. Do you remember them? It was inside a tube. Oh, yeah. I don't know if that was fun. I still got one viewer. Must think it was fun watching Cory's gun purple. I love his Daytona. Ha ha. It was so much fun. In fact, that was my child. I was an oil person. Yeah. It was a good set. Thank you, sir. You're welcome. You're welcome. But he's not one of them. You got the dogs. I'd like to see. Oh, I know. I'm over there. Let's go get them. I'm trying to fight them. All right. Coming in for a fit. Oh, no. Now, she's got to get another golf cart down. Yeah. No, I'll raise you with her. Excuse me. Mark, I put the engine in. Oh, there you go. You're doing the golf cart. Yeah. That'd be fun, huh? I know. You were up against two, right? Uh, that's not fair, man. Keep wrecked about. I'm trying to get back. Of course, beating up a little bit. Yeah. I think that's so fun. I'm putting it down. Good. That was you. I'll slow it down. You don't want to sweat on the inside here. Oh, I know. I'm going to slow it down. I'll raise you with her. I don't care. You got to walk around Seattle. Two hours, 37 minutes on the second floor. Okay. 266,000 in front of you. Nothing. There wasn't anything bad going on. It was just riot and stuff happening. But it really wasn't nothing. I couldn't even understand that. Trying to make money on a riot. Yeah. Oh, what a process. Yeah. Oh, I did walk up National Street. Yeah. Because it was going to take some barricades down. Yeah. There we are. New Street. My street. Half the motherfuckers don't even pay cash. No, they don't. So that's my street. I don't care if it's in Seattle or not. You know. This bus? Yeah. I'm going to make the real idea of it. You want to be able to sail online for 50 bucks without the car. Really? Yeah. Imagine the G-Force was in these things. Like if you could train yourself to sit inside that car. Yeah. I mean, normally, at a couple of grown-ups that had bank terms, they would go down. You could have them all. Straight away, it's a real thing to get their legs separate. Turn on sideways and knock the cars. These are fun. Do you have any fun? I love these things. Four of that ratio. Four times? Yeah. You can get all the different kinds of cars to use by different tracks and all that bullshit. A couple of years ago, this was you. What's seven hours? It was six, three, seven. I don't know. I mentioned it in my video. I mentioned the video on it. That's cool. Next, next. I love the smell of these things, man. Trying to see. You know, it gets the faster. You're crashing it. Oh, you haven't crashed yet. Okay. You're really bad here. You have a crash. I had to pour enough there to come out. But you have not crashed. But it's about to. Do you know how I'm saying it's the same speed? If you're the red and have it set up. Quite likely. You can be able to find the order of all the times. They're getting where you can't find them anymore. Yeah. We got them more. That's the speed here. First crash, and that'll be the end of the race. Things are amazing. Mm-hmm. Still working on it. Older than you know. Yeah, but they need to fix it. Who's that for? Replicating the wrapping things. That's why I'm saying it. Yeah, it looks good. That's your law. You do it for a long time, but that's your answer for a long time. My answer, though. A bookie. I've left you about eight times. That was almost as good as the first one. The first one I crashed was loose. How fast was that first one? I don't know. I still got you guys on the tripod here. Oh, outside. Let's see what you're checking on. Excuse me. He's coming around. He decided to stay in. She up there on the golf course. No, he's right there. This is what we do several times a night. Dry here. That's just so dusty. Yeah, I saw it now. So here in a little bit, I'm going to upload a video. I got a couple fireworks over here that the neighbors were setting off, but I don't know how good they turned out because my camera was, well, it's actually a monkey's camera now, but humidity wouldn't let it focus. I was trying to get up in the golf cart. Is he really? Yeah. Let's turn around and see if you look over the hood of the vat. Is he in there? No. Oh. But he's trying to get up in there. Yeah, you can hear him on the other side, right? He was on this side. See the curtain moving? See his head? Did he get in? He must be. He's moving the thing. Yeah, there's his head. Yeah, he's in the golf cart. I always have rain on July 4. Not always. Sprinkles here and there. Not when we went to Daytona three years ago. It didn't rain. No, it was nice. We had a good time. That was fun. Yeah. Had to call off work the next day. We didn't get home until like 3 in the morning. I know. It was like, man. I'll put an extra over there. We'll go to the park. Wait, there's only one watching. That's you. Really? So whenever we've got one watching, it's you. Remember, you're watching. What are you? I forgot about me. Well, I've been on 47 minutes. I'll stay on an hour. At least at 60 watch time then, you know, at least. At the minimum, right? Probably. That's fine. I understand that. I didn't expect them big YouTubers, you know. They get upset if you don't freaking, you know. If I'm going to do more live streams, because the last stream I had, I only had 3,000 people watching. Definitely. I'm like, Jesus Christ, you know. Yeah. I'd like to know how that guy got all those views on that video because it was boring. There wasn't anything going on. It just blows my mind. It's clickbait. It's just not right. It was clickbait. That's how you get them views. If somebody clicks on your video and only watches it a couple minutes, they don't count it as a view. Right? That's bullshit. It was still viewed, whether it's 30 seconds or 30 minutes, it was still viewed. Okay, we got two watching now. Happy 4th of July. Hope all is well. Hope you watch the Slaw Court races. I kicked her ass around that track so many times. She crashed like 80 times. I did not. She crashed a lot more than me. They have the truck ones there. All different kinds. It'd be cool if we had a 2-bed garage, have one bed set up just enough of a track. You know? I did my shop for a while. We was racing RC cars. Yeah. The whole shop was just set up for RC racing. We made a big old track in there. Jumps and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Made these bank turns. It was really cool, man. And then our bigger, our nitro-powered ones. Yeah. We used to race them in West Virginia. I had a little one-horse power. It was a Monte Carlo body. It had a one-horse power nitrous engine on it. Well, it wasn't nitrous. It was nitro. Nitro met the earth. She walks away every time I talk to her. What are you doing? She walks away or she's on her phone. I can see him in there. He likes that golf cart. He likes to ride in it. He loves to go for a ride in that golf cart. I don't see the moon. It's right there. You can see it? Yeah. I can see it now. Perfect. Is it a full moon? Yep. It's a full moon. Yep. See, without the moon, the camera wouldn't pick anything up. It was too dark, so... Perfect. I just brought it back in. It's through two tree branches, so what's through the... It's cool. Yeah, it's the full moon. Yeah, because it's a lunar eclipse tonight. Yeah, I know. I was going to time lapse it, but like I said, the camera wasn't picking anything up, so... because the moon wasn't out. Yeah. So there wasn't, you know, coming out. D.A.C.A. Watching the fireworks. Oh, yeah, I see it now. You know, Monkey was watching them earlier on YouTube? No, I was watching them on CNN. CNN. Yeah. In every state. They did New York City and Washington. Jacksonville, Florida. Yeah, they're going to do Jacksonville. So they have people that are singing on their... kind of doing like bands and stuff with music. Pretty cool. I mean, no fireworks. A lot of cities, which I'm good with. I mean, I'd like to go see them, but, you know, with everything that's going on, you know, somebody puts them on, you know, is watching. We had some around here. The neighbors were setting off big ones, too, so... Yeah. They were pretty good. Yeah, yeah, same here. They canceled ours, too. They canceled ours a couple months back. Yeah. They said they weren't going to have them. But around here, a while ago, while I throw the clip in on my video, you'll see after this. If you watch it at the end, they're kind of blurry because, like I said, my camera was, like, fogging up. But you'll hear that it's just... like, well, spoiler alert, when it's cutting the bananas down. You'll hear, I mean, it's... Oh, we got three watching now. All right. I'll give it about six more minutes and then we'll make it an even hour. Okay. Yeah, slot cars are fine. And then the part always hates taking it all down. Yeah, it's nice if you have some already. You can leave it. Just leave it off. Yeah, but you got to keep it covered because of dust. Yeah. You got to keep your cars wrapped up. Those ones are going to be neat cleaned again. That guy used to have the little case and he had all the tires in him. Oh, yeah. He changed his tires and stuff. In Zanesville, Ohio, not far from my hometown, about 24 minutes from my hometown, they got a big building and you bring your slot cars in and you race them. Yeah. And you got your pit crews and these guys are serious, man. I mean, they got their jackets and their shirts and, oh yeah, they got sponsors and everything. Slot car racing, no shit. It's a big thing there, yeah. Because they're big slot cars. They're, you know, like this big ones, yeah. And you go and you run on their track, you pay some money. Right. And you can go in and test and tune like real racing. Racing, you know, you go in on a certain day and you test and tune. You go in like you put a new motor in your car or whatever and you want to try new tires out or whatever you pay. And you go in like on a Wednesday or whatever Wednesday evening. You pay a price and you just run for so many hours. That'd be fun. Yeah. That'd be a lot of fun. It is, yeah. They got track officials and everything. It's real. They got their rules and all that. They got the tech inspections. So we just thought, you know, we'd do something a little different. She was thinking about getting fireworks. Not just thinking about getting fireworks, but she didn't say nothing to me and I didn't say anything to her. I was in the garage all day and all night. I was out there 10 hours a day. Well, the grocery store had them used to, but they didn't have them this year and I was going to get some sparklers or something so my mother could come out here and do something. Yeah, but the big stuff we got to get there. They sound right at the end of our street. Yeah, we had a tent. Yeah, they got a big tent set up there. And it was going to say something to him, but this lying was like big and nobody was wearing a mask. I thought about getting them last weekend. Yeah. When Steve was set up down there, or buddy Steve was set up selling. Yeah. So I went down and talked to him for a little bit. I thought, well, I'm going to go in here and get some fireworks for next weekend. I left my money here because we was having a sale. So I left my money here in case she had to make change. Hi, Nancy. You can see right between them two trees. Yeah, and that's funny. You know, if I set this light out and put the camera up, I might be able to get some time lapse to see what's going to go behind them trees. Yeah, I know. So. It's going to be very hard to see the lunar. We saw the blood moon that one night. Yeah, that was cool. That was really cool. I should have time-lapsed that. Yeah. You time-lapsed the other one, though, the... What was it? A cliff, too? Happy 4th, Nancy. Was it a cliff? Did I time lapse one? Yeah, you time-lapsed something. Was it the blood moon? Yeah, I did time-lapse that. Yeah. But we were out here for a long time, and it was cool out. Yeah. It wasn't cold, though, but it was... No, it was nice. Yeah. It was a nice night. Yeah. I was having an apple. Remember how to turn the light on here. No, hang on. Huh? I'm going to videotape him if I can remember how to turn my light on. I can't remember how to turn the light on, guys. I don't know. Working my light turn on. But I don't see the thing to do it. Wait. There it is. Enable flash. There we go. You guys eat hamburgers and hot dogs tonight? No, but we... Well, I did make hot dogs for Bruno, but we had T-bone steaks. Yeah. We grilled them out over there. Yeah. There's the Bruno. He loves it up there. There he is. Take her first pen, Bruno. At the Crager mags. Yes, that's Craggers on there. Hell, yeah. True boy. He likes the golf cart, don't you? Yeah, he has a big feeling, too. Well, if I open the door up on the vet, he's in there immediately. Yeah, he loves the vet, too. Yeah, he's going to be mad when they disappear. Yeah. Because the lawnmower's already gone, so... I'd like to have one of these, though. I pulled my mower around back with it. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to have a gas one, though. I like to run dolepipes. Oh, gee. There's some steaks, yum. Yeah. Yeah, we had steaks. Ooh, lightning. You get heat lightning. I don't care. Lightning is lightning. Did you have a cousin get hit and got killed? No, I was in Canada. Okay, but was it a cousin or something? Yeah, he was my cousin. Well, I survived, so thank goodness. He was coming back. It was just like a sudden storm, and he was coming back off the water, and he got hit and killed. And he left to a wife and two children that were twins. I had my daughter with me, and I was walking through the park, and I said, we got to head back to the truck, and I was holding her hand. Yeah. All right? And I felt a couple of sprinkles, and we got close enough to the truck, I got to let go of her hand. Yeah. So I let go of her hand, said, go ahead and head to the truck, and no more did I say that. Boom, it got me. So if she was holding my hand still, she would have got it, too. Wow. Because she was telling the paramedics, she said, oh, I know, as I heard a bang, I turned around and daddy was on the ground doing a crappie flop. Crappie flop. Of course, I remember that. They told me what she said. She's the one called 911. Wow. Yeah. You missed our race, Nancy. You'll have to play this back, so you can watch it. Yeah, I won. Remember, ours was down there. Ours was canceled. I don't know if you guys, I'll see if I can get you. We haven't been, we haven't had any in that program. Up the moon moved. We can hardly see it now, but there it is. It's just the moon. It's hanging out. Here comes the rain. No, I have not played any of the games yet. Or, wait a minute. Yeah, I did. Yeah, you did. Yeah, I did. I put, I put those two on the computer, but in each of those games, there's like several games. Yeah. That one, the hide, the one you have to find stuff. Yeah, the two ones where you find your stuff. The hidden objects one. Yeah. She wants, I'm going to put it on her PC too, so she can play it. They're fun. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. But then Majon, I don't know how to play. So, but yeah, the other two, yeah, I've been playing hell out of them. Yep. Renee, you ready to go in? Yeah. We got a mess. Look at this. I know. But it's getting better. All selling stuff. You can see the ground again. You can see the cement. Well, I moved my mower out back, so. Someone else's home into an 800 square feet. That's coming to the garage. Yeah. Thank God we got the shed. DA loves them too. Hey, well, I got you here, man. I just want to say thanks again for the, the podcast. That was really, really fun. Really enjoyed it. You did a hell of a great job editing that, didn't you? Yeah. I liked it. I was driving down the road. Yeah, she was, they were on the way to her mom's, but I stayed here and I had it on in the garage, listening to it while I was tanking around in the garage. And they listened to it going down the road. Yeah. I said, we're live, man. And she goes, I know I'm listening to it right now. Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty cool. All right. What do you think, babe? You ready to go in? Yeah. Let's go in and then we'll do our outro. Come on, Bruno. We're no ready. Push the door open, bud. I walked around it. I don't like that sound. There we go. That's like chocolate. Whoa. Yeah, the chocolate. Yeah. All right. Say bye, Bruno. Say bye. He wants a treat. That's what he wants. Oh, Nancy was on her, on her layout. Oh, yeah? Yeah, and we were racing and she was training. Cool. Yeah. All right. Well, I say I'm out for now, guys. Yeah. Check the race out. It was pretty cool because I kicked ass as usual. Oh, shit. A lot of fun, though. Yeah. All right, guys. Thanks for watching. Hope everyone had a safe and happy fourth. Remember, the weekend's not over. We've still got another day, so you all be careful. DA said night, guys. Night. All right. So thanks again, man. Appreciate it. And we'll see you guys real soon. Nancy, have fun with your train. Thank you. She said, Nancy said, take care and bye all. All right, guys. Bye-bye. Happy fourth of July. Appreciate you all joining me. And have a good one. Bye, DA. Take care.