 Yep, Charlemagne, the guy Andrew Scho. You're on a brilliant idiot's podcast. Make that bigger for me, Taylor. Pause. Pause, there you go. Got a new body, old pussy. Damn, why you got a new body, old pussy? This week's podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out and managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engages your audience to sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all in your terms. Head to squarespace.com for a free trial when you're ready to launch. Go to squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. That's squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. Let's talk this show, Hezzy. Yes, sir. What's happening? Charlemagne, bro. I just saw this little thing that Taylor put up there and it said, new body, old pussy. She brought up a good point, which is a lot of people are getting their bodies done. They're looking younger. They're looking like very, with all due respect, smashable, but they're not getting their old pussy as you have it written down there. I would never refer to it, is that what they got? I don't even know what is that, Taylor. Taylor doesn't say we call all men necessary. That vintage vagina. New body, old pussy. What does that even mean? This, okay, well, here. This is what your boy had to say about it. Who's our boy? Vintage vagina. Gilly the Kid. Gilly the Kid, the greatest celebrity basketball player alive. Oh, you're ready? Okay. Good body, with some old pussy. Body newer than a motherfucker. Pussy done took 12,648 dicks. They done fucked the line and out that leather jacket. That's like having a Ferrari with cloth seats, nigga. No, that's like having a vacuum with no bag on it. Shit flying everywhere. What's the purpose? So all you niggas out here that's going with looks. Oh, you just want to miss that look good. Now you're laid up in the house with a bitch that need oil change, a tuna bitch. Spark plugs need to be changed. So what is Gilly saying that you should get vaginal rejuvenation? I think if you're going to get a new body, you should also get a new pussy. And they do that. They rejuvenate vaginas. Even with that, you can't unfuck people, y'all. Y'all, you can't unfuck people, which is a good point. You can't unfuck people, man. That is a good point. You can't unfuck people. Even if you rejuvenate the vagina, I still know that you fucked that person. Yeah. Why don't women believe us when we say we don't like to y'all fuck everybody? Damn. I don't think that they believe. That's not that they don't believe us. It's just that once you grow to love a person, does it matter? Now, if they tell you beforehand, you'll put that block up. The block is up. Now, block is like, oh, I'm never going to allow myself to love this person. But if you already grow to love the person, and didn't they tell you that they fucked 1,300 people? Then they're a liar. But if you never asked them. But now I have a block up visa or a liar. Damn. Yeah, so you can't win. The only way you win is you don't just stuff your vagina full of cocks every single day that way. Don't let your vagina be a buffet. Exactly. It's not that hard. Get a buffet, OK? I mean, holy shit. You can't keep a cock or two out of your vagina. You just walk in the golden cock around and you want to indulge in the whole buffet. Bang. We, if we. Or you can eat dicks. Bang. Y'all want to be saying this and things that are the other way around if we had to dip in y'all. What do you mean? What are you dumb about? If we had to say that. If I fucked 1,300 people and never told you, Taylor, and you didn't know, you should be upset. No, I'm saying if we were dipping in y'all. If I took 1,300 dicks. Y'all don't care if we fucked. And told you, after you grew to love me, you would not be upset? That's crazy. That's a good point. Wait, what's the question? Yeah, exactly. The same question. I took 1,300 cocks in the face and didn't tell you, OK? And then you grew to love me and found out that I had 13,000 cocks in and around my anus. How would you feel? That you're gay. What are you talking about? What's wrong with that? Why can't you be gay? Because I'm not a selfish. So you're going to try to love me and then want to have 30 cocks. That's my past. So how I know that you not wanting that in my life. You ungain me. You had 30 cocks. You're trying to tell me that you still don't miss anything. You ungain me. Yo, you did. But also, yeah. Y'all don't want to take a compliment. You wouldn't even do that to a compliment. She liked that compliment. That's not a compliment. That's not a compliment. No, hold on. That is not a compliment. You don't want to be able to ungay a dude? That's a great point, Charlemagne. The guy took 1,300 cocks in his face and mouth. 1,300 cocks. 1,300. And one vagina. One vagina completely wiped away. I ain't gay no more. I'm delivered. I am delivered. I ain't gay. I don't like men. I like women's women's women's women's women's. They're in your inner. What does it matter? No, because. What does it matter? Because that just means that the girls is pegging him. That's it. No. No. I said cocks. Cocks. Stop acting like you're a dickhead. That's it. I can't explain the version of B's to you. I don't know what the fuck happened in Louis Varian. A dildo is not a cock. What was happening up in Darby, yo? Why you don't know who he's purging the B's? This is simple. What's your body count, yo? None of your fucking business. That shit high as hell. No, it's not. That shit high as hell. Holy shit. God damn. When there's a load, they tell it. They tell you a B. Yeah, they tell it. None of your business. That's true. First of all, you know what I don't say? No, no. You know what I don't say? I can say none of your business. That's the high one. I can say, I can say three and you're like, oh, shit. Yeah, it's just a fucking ride. You know what? We go like this. Three is great. That's respectable. That's low mileage. How many B's do you all got? None of your fucking business. None of your business, yeah. Yo, we buried, yo. Yo, we buried. You're an asshole for even asking that. He lost his virginity to his wife. You asked how many B's. No, he didn't. You're asking if it's true. I didn't. Nobody but my wife ever in life. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. God, it's listening to you. Stop lying. God, listen to you. I didn't lie about nothing. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. My wholeness was deleted. My wholeness was deleted. Come on, yo. I was unholy. What's higher? What's higher? What's higher? Body count or your vision? I got 2020, so definitely my vision. Oh, you got less than 20 bodies? Yes, as 12. That was 20 times 12. Why are you calling me asshole? Because you don't act surprised. Oh, shit. I didn't know you were a pro. You are a progressive, liberated woman. You can do whatever you want. You're very absolutely right. But again, I don't know what we're talking about, because I'm on a spiritual journey. Oh, now you want a spiritual journey? What the fuck? You wasn't on a spiritual journey at Hampton Homecoming last year. I was on a spiritual journey. You wasn't on no spiritual journey at Hampton Homecoming last year. Look at that smile. Was your tale a game? I was. No, you was not. You was not on a spiritual journey. I was. You had him at the crossroads. Okay. Because your damn show wasn't lonely at Hampton Homecoming, was you? Huh? Yo, stop giggling. Look at you giggling and thinking about that Hampton Homecoming. Wow. What? You giggling and thinking about that Hampton Homecoming. The hog? What? That hog? That hog? What is that? What is that hog? She knows what that is. She was on that spiritual journey that she ain't had it in a while. So when you put it in, she went, she ain't gonna give me that scream at first. Not at first. She ain't gonna give me that scream at first when she hit him with the hurt. That's selfish, yo. That is. You not gonna give the man a scream? You not gonna give him an ouch? What? You not gonna give him a slow down and a hurt? That's what it is. Yo, give him a slow down and a hurt. Yo, that's what that is. Yo. I've never heard it. Stop lying. Because you've done it. Did you really do that? Which is close. No one's lying. That's fucked up, yo. Pick up your mic. Yo, pick up your mic. Look at you falling all over the place. Oh, shit. That is so funny. Because you know it's true. That's why. Yo, do you really do that? How do I do that? All women do that. You two dudes out of mode? We only do that if the dick is big. That's very clear. That's what I'm saying. So it wasn't big at Hampton Homecoming? I'm not. I'm on a spiritual journey. You were. You're back on a spiritual journey. Yo, you got fucked. Yo, you did. You did. You got fucked by a big old dick. You're trying to act like you did, but you did. Big huge fucking dick went in you. Oh my god. You got fucked. What happens? She did, right? That's what we're all pretending like it didn't happen. But a huge giant black dick went in you. She's a guy. Yo, if you don't make noise when you fuck you a guy. That's better. That's all you want. That's all you gotta do. Put some volume on it. We don't judge ex-hails. We need some volume. No, but that's what men need to be listening to. Listen to the breath from our brothers. Yes, y'all listening for words. No, listen for the breath. The breath tells the story, man. Now, the words are fire too. The breath. The breath and all it is. Watch for this. Watch what this is doing. What is that doing? Your stomachs. No, watch how it just goes up, goes down. Goes up, goes down. Put it in there. You know? If you're down there giving your woman, you know... Congolengus? Congolengus. You know what I'm saying? Just watch how this... Watch what this does. How are you making it go like that? It does it on its own. Breathing into it? Y'all don't pay attention to women's bodies, man. Well, how do you look at the stomach while you're eating pussy? Clearly, y'all not paying attention. How do you look at women's stomach while you're eating pussy? Open your eyes. The pussy's underneath. Underneath what? Underneath what? His glow is down here. No, it's right there, but I don't know how you got to do this. Look up. Say that you know how to eat pussy. That's it. I do know how to eat pussy. Are you sure? How do you eat pussy when you're in a room? I don't eat pussy. I'm a pillow princess. What does that mean? That means that she gets to date. I don't let someone eat it. Oh, you ate it? You're a whole man. Yeah, you are a dude. You're a man. That's why I tease you like a dude because you're a dude. You're a dude with like big, huge black cocks in Washington, DC. You really wanted to homies. They wanted a boy. Do you dab a dude up after a second? Like, do you hear it's a good? Whoever you got out there, it's daps him up. No, but do you dab a dude up after a second? Taylor, yo, stop destroying everything like a guy. You dab dudes up after. I can see Taylor doing that, like, oh, what's up? Yo. Taylor would be like, Taylor, roll up blunt. What you getting into? Don't even pass the blunt to the tooth. She just sitting there taking it to the face. So what the shit? What you getting into, man? I'm gonna eat it from the back for like 10 strokes. I had a long day. I had a long day. I had a long day. I actually... I'm gonna eat it from the back. I'm gonna eat it from the back. I'm supposed to eat it from the back. I'm supposed to eat it from the back. I'm actually very affectionate. I'm actually very affectionate. Thank you very much. I didn't say you're not affectionate. How's that wide on the camera that Taylor is pulling a china shop? It's the... Yo, salute to all the big back girls. You know what I'm saying? The big back brigade. What's up with the big back brigade? I want you all to know. What's up with the big back brigade? I'm not saying that. Why did you start saying that? Because springtime is right around the corner and it's already marching. And y'all not focused. Does that Taylor Swift... What is big back brigade? Just people with big backs. Men and women, okay? Holiday is still on you. You got those pounds on you. You're still eating crazy now. Spring is right around the corner. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You gotta lose weight. They're fat. Yes. Big back brigade. Come on, yo. What are you doing? I need the big back brigade to get focused, okay? Spring is right around the corner. All right? You'll be in t-shirts in no time. And everybody going to be looking at you like, God damn. So get it together, okay? New body, new back. Did you see Donnell Rollins? Who are you talking to? And Corey Hokel. Huh? Yo, play the clip, Taylor. This is so interesting. I don't know what's going on in black comedy this year, yo. I know. It's a little combative. For no reason. Like, what is going on? Listen, listen. Just be fair. Fair, fair, fair. Hold on. I want to say something before we start this. These are two of the funniest people on the planet. They really are. This breaks my heart if they're beef. No, this is actually a good one. Only because I think Donnell Rollins is... Donnell is funny. He's hysterical. Listen to me. I ain't talking about just stand up. Just as a dude, he's funny. Donnell is a human. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just funny. Donnell can walk in a room and I'm already laughing. That's it. Which is one of the reasons he gets upset with me. And I don't know if I've ever told the story. One time, Donnell got so mad at me. And it took me at least 30 minutes to realize he was really mad. Nah, yeah. So what happened? Because he was pouring his heart out to me and trying to talk to me about how I don't take him serious enough. And he wants, just wants for me to sit down and have a real conversation with him during an interview, you know, and talk to him the way I talk to any other comedian. Take him serious. It took me 30 minutes to realize he was not playing. You know what I'm saying? So, he's just a funny person to me. Corey, hands down with the funniest people on the goddamn planet. Don't give a flying fuck. Love fucking Corey. Corey, don't give a fuck about what comes out of his mouth. Corey got legendary jokes. Bro. Yo, he has some legendary jokes. I was at a Corey Hockham show one time in Jersey. This was some years ago. Speaking of New Pussy. He did the abortion clinic one. I don't remember the abortion clinic one. I remember the one he was like, he was on stage and he was like, yeah, man, you know, nowadays they got that vaginal rejuvenation. You know, by vaginal rejuvenation, right? He said, yeah, man, make your pussy brand new like before your uncle put his finger in it. And no, he just took off running. He said it and just ran. You know, I'm gonna need me running now. Corey just ran. He just ran on stage. Oh my God. He had a joke. He goes, I found out. He goes, fellas, I found an abortion clinic with pool tables in it. He said, yeah, well, my girl was healing up. I was playing the doctor. Won all my money back. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. You got bars. No, man. Corey is a fucking fool. The 5115 show him. Corey is fucking. Wait, why are they beefing though? I don't know. Let's play it. Let's play it. Let's see. Let's see. Donna Orillo confronts Corey Holcomb during his setting at the lab factory just from Hollywood Unlock. Let's hear what happens. This be fair, fair conversation. Let's be fair. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's be fair. Let's be fair and real. You say you keep it 100. You say you keep it 100. You know how I get that. How? I get 100. You know what you're doing now you're provocative to her go to the next one that's the next one yeah we just saw this we saw this what you want to say you can say what you want to say you calling me a mouth comic is totally off so you're strong go to the TMZ article Taylor cuz that shit is funny wait what happens you got a read that's it you got to read the TMZ article about Donald is a beast though but calling somebody mild is hilarious when Duvall used to call people basic yeah you tell somebody your comedy is mild Cory's a sniper Cory guy it takes one word Cory don't even know he just gave me I got Donnell's next trick hey donnell got a stand-up special coming out February don't you dare don't you give me a breakfast club in the next couple weeks I have a don't you don't he can't do nothing to stop it okay the Cory has given me my new stunt for Donnell I already know what I'm gonna do we can believe it right not now text me yesterday no I saw him post on his story his special I mean you know he was like February 27th comedy special coming out and I just hit him in the DM I put looks mild he replied back Cory to God oh look you gotta read to make it bigger Taylor pause this shit is so funny all right no no scroll down screwing out not there scroll up some more scroll up oh go back donnell tells TMZ okay no scroll back up scroll back up yeah this wild scene unfolded Sunday night at the live factory here in LA with Donnell went up to do a set and Cory went on after him when we're told he started hurling wild claims and barbs at Donnell and Dave Chappelle's expense scroll up this is so funny Donnell tells TMZ he wasn't gonna let Tory Cory tortures close friend the two of them were on Chappelle show together back in the day so he confronted him over it that argument is what you see here on video obtained by TMZ with Donnell going absolutely ballistic on Cory whom you can hear calling Donnell Rollings mild and a lame funny man this way it gets real good scrolls up don't scroll up scroll down scroll down up down at that you know what I mean Taylor go right there you can also hear Cory questioning Donnell's scree trade and Donnell was ready to defend himself and his rep which he did from the audience level right in front of everybody and deed it must have been pretty surreal to see play out live now Donnell claims another inflammatory comment that Cory made played into how angry he got namely Cory allegedly saying that anyone in comedy who has three movies or more under their belt has had to perform fellatio on someone in the bitch now scroll up that might be the clip right there the reason Donnell says he got inspired up in addition to feeling insulted and hearing his friends get insulted because he has three movies he's never done anything do you suck from dry skin oh perfect advertisement I'm just keeping it real though I have watched whenever they say everybody guess what special guest Dave Chappelle I'll be like damn it's gonna be hot god before at least I have I will maybe too I'm just keeping it real I'm not trying to shit on the brother but he needs to understand you throwing your weight around too much man standing up there smoking with them irregular so bombing all the time Dave Chappelle is absolutely great in movies great I didn't say good I said great the motherfucking nutty professor them scenes where he was in the movies with Martin when Dave Chappelle is in the movie man Dave Chappelle kill that shit we was talking about it before we came on the Chappelle show was so good and entertaining the Chappelle show they were selling it in the barbershops it's a TV show they were selling the TV show in the barbershops give Dave Chappelle his flowers but stand up God this man has so much power because what he's done in movies and TV that he can go in any comedy club they're gonna put him up because he's Dave Chappelle and I promise you this man is about to do a say no to comedy speech for as long as he up there it's just nobody has the courage to say nothing because it's Dave's you're pale but Dave Chappelle be bombing like a motherfucker now I've watched Dave Chappelle specials out of every five specials two of my good two of my good but I don't want to hold it all but I'm just saying nobody has the courage to say this the only person who said something was phase on love about him being a little overrated what's happening in black comedy yo what's happening I really don't know I mean I think that honestly that's not fair critique no dude that I mean David is fucking hilarious stand up comic fair how so because he's giving him props saying look you know but he's you're phenomenal at stand up but all but that can be true in the standard he's like yo you're good at acting you're good at sketches but you're not good at stand up but what if he Cory really thinks he's not that good at stand up because his own man that's his decision about somebody like rock right you can say rock is phenomenal at stand up well rock movie wise it might not be the greatest yeah you know I mean I love even though I love top five right yeah I thought he was phenomenal in New York City you know I mean like personally yeah now Chris isn't the best actor but I'm saying so like I think that's fair critique when you're a stand up that's the thing you care most about acting no stand up oh got you so saying you're good at another thing but you're not good at the thing that you care the most about it it obviously hurts now I will say that there was a time where it didn't seem like Dave was telling too many jokes I think I've said that I remember going to see him when he came out when Kevin and Chris did the garden and he came out and I was happy that he was up there telling jokes you know because the last few times I had saw him before he was kind of just talking you know what I mean yeah so it was good to see him telling jokes now man even prior to that when he did sticks when he was in that sticks and stones era fantastic but there was a time even before that where he would just get on stage and kind of just talk yeah that's what I think Cory is talking about now I've never seen Dave bomb that's you don't bomb when you Dave should that's also things like and again maybe Cory sees him more because he's in LA I don't know but like whenever I've seen him he's getting laughs and also this is another thing it's not like he can just go work out material at some random place and nobody knows he's there anytime he goes and works out material it's a fucking thing and you're expecting a special you're not expecting oh yeah here's my new shit but yeah I don't know that just like this is weird that seems weird come from Cory man cuz Cory's like a real comic he's like a like an actual enthusiast of comedy like he writes great jokes so you think that he would appreciate Dave who also has great jokes that seems that's why you got to take his critique a little different than just the average person on Twitter talking shit no of course you take different because the comedian but it also just makes me go like I don't know something else going on is there is there a beef is there I didn't I didn't personally when I watched that Cory clip just now I didn't see any malice you know what I mean I didn't none I personally didn't you saw malice in that clip yeah why I don't think you have to say somebody bombs you could just be like maybe he's not hilarious every time but to say that he goes up there for an hour and bombs what if he saw a bomb I don't I mean I don't know I didn't see it so I don't I don't know what Cory saw to be able to say that I didn't you know I don't know I've never seen Dave Chappelle bump yeah I'm a but I'm also a person who's just always interested in Dave Chappelle talking yeah you know what I mean but I also understand the art of stand-up so if you're gonna get on that stage I want to see stand-up you know if I want to hear you just talk I listen to midnight Marauders you know I mean the podcast right so maybe that's what Cory is saying I wanted to hit a part what Cory said that if you suck more than if you had been one of three movies I don't know I want to know why Donnell is volunteering information so Donnell said out of nowhere I've did three movies with the Tim's he should say yeah I don't know that was fucking funny oh now that was hilarious on stage off stage Donnell needs his own curvy in black comedy where there's a lot of slander being thrown around like what's going on I really don't know and the reason I really truly don't know is because I don't even understand where this is coming from because this is not like it's not like it's a area where all of these people aren't eating all of these people are making money and have been making money for years so then if it's not money Donnell Cat Williams Money any of these people every weekend can go sell out comedy clubs some of them are selling octetas so what do you think it is maybe some of them feel like they should be further on they feel like some people who are further on shouldn't be I just think I honestly I think Kat set the tone yep and then it just what it what it was like a thing that got attention so everybody else is copying it yep we when I talk to comic certain people um to do my man Rob Stapleton I'm only bringing this up because Rob has had a TV show concept about everything you're seeing now for years like Rob has shown me this concept and honestly when I'm looking at it I'm like this ain't really happening in the comedy world right but now you're seeing it yeah he's really be having like smoke with each other it's a it's pretty cut through yeah but I don't understand why because all of them are working like there's like I think it's like rappers but like it's like a competition thing yeah but rappers and who's the best most most of the time rappers do shit like this when they're not hot yeah and Drake and Kendrick been shooting shots at each other they've been no that's because they're the best I'm just saying usually have people take shots at all different levels I think a lot of times what happens is that uh I don't know if it's a situation but like people maybe weren't treated the kindness the kindness on the way up and now when you have a little something and you see another person one of your peers who wasn't that nice to you on the way up being exalted like they're the most generous you know godly human being on a planet and you're like now fuck that that guy's a fucking dick now I don't know I don't know their situation and it could just be like yo this is cloud I mean it's great it's great attention for Donnell's special that's coming out I mean to have a TMZ story go viral that's the first thing I thought I was like you know did they set this up so Donnell could have something for the the special like this too but one of my first questions for Donnell yeah oh is it I think so I just try to I'm sorry Cory is another one that's just funny I think he said it on stage before Donnell what so Donnell was up right before oh I love that and so then Cory comes on right after you got to respect that come on yo you got to respect that he's in the building he just left the stage I know you back there listening to me I don't respect because he can't get back on I actually think you can do that with Donnell that's a more dirty bastard shit but now he had to stop the show Donnell should have went on stage though yo if you went on stage you guys had the banter that's one thing and I do respect that because it's like yo you know that he can't get back on stage do you basically get in the last laugh and that guy can't defend himself so I like the fact that Donnell said something so because you know the comment goes before you and he cannot physically go back on stage he has to stop the show in order to defend himself yeah yeah so I mean I mean it's interesting right because I got to I feel like cats at the tone but you know the illest thing about Cat Williams cat ain't said a word since well he did he went on one more he did what I can't remember will he be yes I think will he be was before oh really I don't know I felt like will he be was before oh wow yeah it felt like well it didn't take that before and it got traction after though I mean he doesn't need to like you heard him he made the splash you know if anybody anybody that is has a you know a brain at all for entertainment watch it and goes holy shit this guy when he talks it's really funny and he is a comedy tour going on I'm gonna buy all those tickets the only thing cat tried to defend was the fact that he can run a goddamn for two and help 50 something years old that's the only video we saw he didn't react to nothing else nobody said he just put out a video of him running a 40 what is done it what is this I think that I was talking about this is done they're talking about three dicks and I know that he had said some ill things about Dave Chappelle I know he said some ill things about some of the openness of Dave Spill so I just sat there wanted just to see what his take on what he felt about comedy or whatever I sat there and I sat here and I just waited and then when he made the comment about that anybody that's done three movies in comedy has performed I said wait a minute I've done three movies right and I've never been accused of that and then I also fact-checked his IMVD and Corey himself has done four movies so I don't think I think he might be guilty of his own joke it's unfortunate it came to this should I have yelled out of him no but you know I'm afraid you know I'm a little guy to my friends my family I mean I do it how many of no no I don't know I've done a few but I never had to suck dick I think that's a that's one of those things that like we always assume women did but not men but there it has been this thing that is always existed like no it exists it exists within like the black community where it's like if you get on I hate it but it's a black thing like when white dudes get on people don't go you get on are they just assume y'all like sucking dick anyway yeah yeah I know a guy right now yeah we're gay for pleasure I know a guy right now who is one of the most incredible songwriters uh-huh I've ever met yeah and I think he produces yeah does he produce they do the beats okay well he's one of the most phenomenal songwriters what type of song and hooks rap like an RB yeah party no huh and this guy is gay wow so why isn't he on if you got the time because he wants to do it they want to break that's how they own you want to do some foul shit I mean I don't believe this but like once you do some foul shit and they got you doing it now they can tell you to do whatever the fuck you want or they want and you're gonna do it or else they're gonna tell you a second dick to be a nutty professor You suckin' dick to be a nutty professor. You got nutted on to be a nutty professor. No magic in, nutted on to be a nutty professor. Yo, yo, yo, if you fucked a professor at a school, can you nutted on him? Would you call him that? You nutty professor. Would you have nutty professor in your phone? Imagine you fucked a professor in a classroom and you nutted all over him. And then that's when you put their name in there for in your phone. Nutty professor. Son, this guy is crazy. He's still in Calabasas, bro. He's still in the mountains of Calabasas right now. That is so fucking crazy, man. Yeah, but salute the time, though. Watch this special February 27th. Slew to Corey Holcomb. Watch the 5150 show. Corey, funny as shit to me, man. I just want Corey and Jester to piece it up. If I can get Corey and Jester to piece it up, that would be great. Why, they beefing? They been beefing for years. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know this. What else we got, Taylor? I actually know that before Doja Cat. Because it's new. Killer Mike, he was trending off of his show. Yo, get off Killer Mike dick. All of y'all out there. Y'all really do not. Y'all be on social media mad at Killer Mike because of his opinions. Because of, you know, how he chooses to show up and impact his community. Like, relax. This is the cause of success. He just gets these three amazing Emmys, right? He got the sweep. Sorry, Grammys, and he gets the sweep. But this is the cause of success. Once you're put on that pedestal, people can make a lot of money trying to take you down. Exactly. It's really just what it is. If he was an independent rapper that was selling, you know, 20,000 copies an album. He was. Nobody gave him a fuck. Exactly. Y'all be so mad because your little social media narratives don't work in real life. You get on social media and you paint these narratives about people. You don't know Killer Mike. You don't know Michael Render at all. You don't know shit about him. But because he did something that you don't like, which is go talk to the fucking governor of his state, right? Now, all of a sudden, you create this narrative about Killer Mike that don't exist. God will prepare a table for you in front of your enemies, right? You got to watch him be exalted for this phenomenal album that he put out when three Grammys and you get to see how much love he actually has in the community and it drives you fucking crazy. So now you digging up old clips from a fantastic show. To discredit him. But everybody should go watch Killer Mike's Trigger Warning. It was a great show that was on Netflix. We're back for another season. I'm not even going to play this clip. You know what I'm not going to play the clip? Because it's out of fucking context. I used to watch this show. Go watch the show. First of all, the show is satire, number one. And it's called Trigger Warning. You fucking digital dickheads. So you took a clip out of context to try to make Mike look away based off a show that is satire and it's called Trigger Fucking Warning. You're fucking insane. You guys are insane. The comments were backing him up though. Because I'm sure mad people actually watched the fucking show. Instead of these digital dickheads whose intention it is is to try to make Killer Mike look fast. But don't people know that now? Aren't people aware of this? I don't think they care. What else are they doing on social media? No, I'm saying the public. They might indulge in it, but they also understand the social media economy. They're the most popular people. So if you want to get views, you do it. And I feel like if you're someone who's on social media enough, you'll see it and you'll look at it through that lens. People aren't stupid enough to just believe that there's somebody out there who really cares about taking down Killer Mike. The person who made this doesn't care at all about Killer Mike. They just see a successful person. They're like, how can I take them down? It's like me too. Or cancel culture or any of these things. It's no different than people that do this kind of shit. You know, I think in this case people are really upset over Killer Mike's political views. And if you think MAGA has fanatics that would do anything for Trump, these motherfuckers love Massa Biden. Oh, they love Massa Biden and these goddamn Democrats so much. So when Killer Mike gets on Bill Maher and he doesn't want to tell you who he doesn't want to endorse anybody, when he goes on the view and he don't want to endorse nobody, he's public enemy number one. But if you just simply listen to Mike, you stupid fucks, listen to him with the intent to understand so what if you don't want to endorse nobody? You know what he says? Look, man, I supported Bernie Sanders. So you should... Just turn that up. He said, look, I supported Bernie Sanders. So look to the candidate who's mostly aligned with Bernie Sanders progressive agenda and that's who you should support. He said, hey, I supported Keisha Lance Bottoms in Atlanta. She's part of the Biden administration. I think you should look to the people that I've supported and look who they are with and maybe support them. What is that telling you, Schultz? What does that say to you? That he's a logical actor? That's it. That's it. I don't have to tell you A, go out there and vote for anybody. But there's no logic to this reaction outside of people who want clicks or people just want to destroy him because he disagrees with their POV. And guess what? You can't destroy somebody like Michael Render because you didn't create Michael Render. Michael Render was Michael Render way before you new motherfuckers got here. Fuck y'all. Suck my dick for killing Mike. Okay? Suck my dick. But Mike's also aware of this. This is not surprising to Mike. He understands that this is the cost of success and the cost of political activism. The cost is you're going to have to deal with the people that, one, resentful of your success and two, disagree with your opinions. It's why a lot of people like what often happens, I think, is as people get more successful, they just kind of like tuck behind political ideology because as long as they just regurgitate what that side cares about, they have the protection of the side. It's like what happens to a lot of the people in Hollywood, right? It's just like it's hard to be an individual. You got to read everything and half the shit you read is fake or there's a little bit of misinformation or it's skewed in one way. It's fucking hard. And especially if you're someone that's like in front of the camera and you got to have an opinion every single fucking day. So what the easier thing to do is is just go, you know what? I'm liberal or I'm conservative. I don't have my own point of view. Look how much shit you're getting just for not writing with the Democrats a hundred percent. Right? Yeah, because I got, as John Stewart said, because I got eyes, ears and a brain. And I'm like, I'm not deserving and listening. My brain is processing and I'm like, no, that ain't right either. This ain't right, but that ain't right either. But your life would be so much easier if you just went along with everything that the Democrats said because the Democrat party and the people that believe in the Democrat party would just support you and protect everything that you do. That's our guy. And I think a lot of people just take the easier way out, especially if they're not politically active. Like if you're just some random Hollywood actor, let's say for example, right? Why would you and you don't care about politics at all and you know having the wrong political opinion could cost you your job. You could cost you commercials. It could cost you your future dreams and goals. Of course, you're just going to be like, hey, I agree with whatever the side in charge here agrees with because you don't give a fuck about that other stuff. Right? But you, you actually care. You're invested. So you're going to have a more nuanced opinion and there's one thing that the fuck in both sides hate. The thing that the both sides hate more than anything in the world are nuanced opinions because they expose both of them. Man, that's why, but by the way, that's why nuanced opinions cut through. That's why when I'm watching Fox News and I see somebody with Jessica's last name, Chris, remember Jessica's last name from Fox? It starts with a C, but I can't remember. Damn, it was Jessica's last name. I want to shout Jessica. Jessica is very nuanced in Fox News. What's Jessica's last name, man? Let me see if I can find Jessica. I'm going to google Jessica. Tarlov. Yeah, Jessica Tarlov. She's very nuanced. You know what I'm saying? 100%. I like watching that. Not too many people on a lot of other networks that are nuanced. Not to me anyway, you know, and maybe they're not allowed to be because of a joy read. I think joy readers is, I think joy readers nuanced to a certain extent. I don't know enough about it. You know what I mean? But I like people who can literally call bullshit on both sides. Yeah, I think that's what people really appreciate about John Stewart. They got mad at him last week because he was practicing both side-isms or whatever the fuck. First of all, if you're absolutely doing what you're saying, which is being nuanced and being objective, of course you're going to critique both sides. That's why I go back to what Corey said about Dave. I respect that because he was critiquing everything. He didn't say Dave Chappelle ain't funny. He didn't say that. He didn't say Dave Chappelle is whack. He said Dave Chappelle is great in movies. A sketch comedy show was classic. I just don't really care for his stand-up. He didn't exactly say that. I think there was some hate in there, bro. I didn't hear it. I'm beyond the judge. I didn't hear what a hate came into play. I heard a very nuanced take on a legend. I just also think there's a perfect example where it's like, yeah, Chappelle is the top dog right now, so this clicks and saying that he sucks. Yeah, that's the question. Spells a legend. Icon. Mount Rushmore. But is he top dog right now? Still? He's top dog right now. What term is that? There's a lot of different ways. Ticket sales, excitement around special the weight of a point of view. Was there a lot of excitement around Dave's last special? What's something else happened right around? Cat Williams. Cat Williams. Cat Williams. Yeah, the cat really squashed that. But that being said, it's like there is put it this way, there's more clicks and views in saying that he isn't good than there is in saying some random comedian isn't good. And there's less clicks of views in saying that he's great than there are in saying that he's bad. I don't even know if that's a hot take nowadays. Because of Dave's content, the last few specials, there have been a lot of people who have been saying that about Dave. You know what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, some of these people are just upset about the things he says about trans people. Dave's shit is wack. I've seen some really harsh articles on Dave. But the reason I'll take Cory's opinion over all of those other people is because he's Cory Holcomb. And he has a great record and resume in the comedy world. I got my own opinion. I think Dave is good on stage. You know what I mean? I think Sticks and Stones is phenomenal. That's probably my favorite Dave Chappelle special ever. But yeah, Dave is probably funnier in sketches. I like Dave in regular conversation. The sketches were incredibly impactful. I like Dave when he's just doing an interview. You know what I'm saying? I get it. Listen, it's always tough when you hear from a comedian. That's the thing. And Cory's a respected comedian. He's in a lot of ways a comics comic. So that's where things get sticky. But I don't know it's so weird. I would love to just talk to Cory all fair about it and just say, do you really not think Dave's like, just be honest with me. Do you really not think he's funny? When Dave's trying, when he's fucking around in the on stage, I'm saying when he's fucking around in the clubs, that's one thing. But when he's actually trying, when he's doing bits, you don't think the bits are funny. He's locked in. He's funny. That's the thing. I don't believe that Cory believes that. When Dave's locked in, he's funny. Like I said, Sticks and Stones was hilarious. You know what I'm saying? When I saw him last year at the garden, hilarious. I actually saw him twice. I saw him at the garden. I saw him at the North Charleston Coliseum. When Dave's locked in on comedy, he's fucking funny. And you can't say Dave sucked dick for movies. The guy walked away for $50 million. A lot of people would suck dick for that. That's what I'm saying. And he just had to make sketches. He walked away. Dave is not the person that you should even put that tag on in any way, shape or form. I am 100% positive. There's only a few people in the industry doing what they want to do because they want to do it. And Dave Chappelle is one of them. Dave Chappelle is not doing anything he does not want to do. Yeah, because you're in that position where you don't have to. There are people who have to work. And there are people who have to create. And there are people who need to get views. And if they don't get those views, it drastically impacts their life. And those people it's very difficult to know if what they're saying is what they feel or what they're saying is what pays the bills. Damn. Skip Bayless has to hate LeBron now. The bills get paid by hating LeBron. That's so stupid. And now it is stupid. But now that Skip Bayless is just the highest example of it. So if you're one of these people who let's say for example, there are people who just like creating these they got an account or something like that and they're taking these points of view, but they're not monetizing it in any way shape or form. That's like their passion project. You might trust that. They're not making any money on it. They don't care if it gets views or not. That's just what they want to do. They just paint pictures and they just post them somewhere it is what it is. But once you are profiting off of something and you need that money in order to pay the bills for your lifestyle, you could start to question the motive a little bit and a lot of times they don't even realize it. People just get so caught up in paying the bills. I'm sure that's what happened to the guys that worked at Fox. I'm sure it's what happened to the guys that worked at MSNBC. It's like, oh, shit. Rachel Madel just gets a new contract for millions of dollars and she knows as long as she continues having these opinions she'll continue getting views. You're scared to pivot. You get handcuffed to a position. To me, that's when you end up hitting that glass ceiling. The reason I say that is because you bought up Fox News, which is a great example and Skip Bayless could be a great example but I think about Fox News, right? Remember when all of that shit happened with the Dominion voting scandal and remember they were getting sued and remember all of those text messages or whatever came out and it was Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingram and they were giving their real opinions about Trump. To me if you get on your network and say that that's way bigger than getting on and just going along to get along like we expect like when you turn on Fox, you expect them to give you that right leaning perspective and to be riding for Trump but if you got on there and you saw them say nah, he's a liar you'd be like, whoa now these people are they're really voices I can trust in a way same thing with Skip Bayless. If Skip Bayless gets on TV and goes, hey man LeBron ain't no Jordan but other than that I was wrong. So that's the thing he's one of the greatest to have a deal with. Just the waiter that tells me the burger is trash don't get the burger. Now if they tell me the spaghetti is great I believe it's great so you need to have both sides but if you are locked into one position which is criticizing and especially it's like for example Skip Bayless, if he stops being entertaining nobody will care about what he has to say because you don't believe that what he's saying is actually what he feels. But I don't believe him now. But he's entertaining. So you almost Okay, fair enough, but there was a time where he's really entertaining so you're at least looking at him like like it's almost like a comedian or something like that. You're like, I know he's going to say some wild chip but I'm just going to lock in you discredit your own opinion by doing it and that's why I think like the audience, I think the people at home, they start to kind of figure it out. And if I've been watching you for so long like somebody like Skip Bayless, now you look like an old curmudgeon who's always wrong. Yeah, nobody takes Skip seriously. He's a character and I do Yes, and I think the people are starting to realize it and that there is like a social media economy for this, but I think the people are starting to realize, oh, this is just how people get views. Yes. It's just what it's like TMZ isn't posting like the charitable donations that I know Chris Brown is making but they will immediately post anything horrible that Chris Brown does because there's more views in it. There's more clicks in it. We're much more drawn to the negativity. It's so disgusting. But you know, I did, I was on this week, this week ABC with Jonathan Carl and that's what I said at the end of the interview. I said if I lie to people about Democrats then they won't believe me when I tell them the truth about Republicans. Because I'm going to speak the truth about Democrats too. Because I feel like if you lie to people about Democrats they won't believe you when you tell them the truth about Republicans. So if I lie to people about what I see with Joe Biden, they're not going to believe me when I tell them the truth about what I see with Donald Trump. So all you got to do at this point and I hate to say this, but why do we keep having to say this? Pick your poison. One poison might send you to the hospital for a couple of days. Yeah. The other one's going to absolutely kill you. That's true. That's a good point. So if I lie to them about Biden and this administration they won't believe me when I tell them look, what's coming in November. You know what I mean? If Trump gets back in office. So I'm fine with that. But that's also you just having a responsibility to yourself. It's like you want your words you want your words to have power and you want people to trust what you say. In order for them to trust what you say you got to have a real opinion about it. You can't just be on a side. Stephen A. Smith is still Stephen A. Smith because number one Stephen A. Smith is still right about a lot of things. He said LeBron ruined the fucking dunk contest and he had a great argument for it. I and I sort of agree. Well, regardless if you agree or not it's that he will go at him and then also defend him like he's willing to actually have his own opinion in his own point of view. Yeah, I think what he was trying to I don't want to say what he was trying to say. To me what I took from it was LeBron not participating in the slam dunk contest made it to where superstars don't have to be in the slam dunk contest. Exactly. If LeBron was in it they would be in it. That's right. But when they see LeBron not do it they're like oh I gotta do this shit. That's right. Like Kazian, Ja all these people who can jump out the gym have not done it because LeBron James never did it. Every year should be Zion versus Ja for the next four years. At least the next four years, absolutely. Just like it was Jordan Dominion. Thank you. Absolutely. Thank you. Simple as that. Now if the league wants to they could they don't have they mandate it but they could basically pull him aside and say hey the sport needs us the weekend needs us will you help us. I think LeBron's bigger than the league though. No, he's not. Not even close. Nobody's ever bigger than the league Chris. They want that game to be competitive LeBron's the one who's putting out the word. Here's the Chris. He can't be bigger than the league because if he leaves basketball he can't go anywhere. I'm not watching zero basket. Yeah you're right. No. You know what I mean? Nobody bigger than the league. LeBron ain't bigger than Michael Jordan. How about they're scared of him. How about that? I don't think they're scared of him. He chose not to participate. I also think they don't care that much about the weekend. Like they act like they care about all-star weekend. They don't give a fuck. Like it looks so goofy man. It's like what is all these these the floor looks stupid the lights look stupid the balls look stupid like everything is done. It's everything but the game. But also that's why the slam dunk contest isn't what it used to be. This is how you motivate the players to play. Even the game suck. What? Even the game suck. Well here's the thing. This is how you motivate the players to play. What do players want? Pussy. Put some pussy in a stance. I'm being dead ass. Yeah. Like if you got older rappers that these young kids don't really care about like I don't give a fuck. Our generation we love fat Joe. Our generation he's a fucking legend icon. These 20 year old NBA kids don't even know who the fuck fat Joe is. So they going to see fat Joe in the front row and a bunch of older legacy rappers. They don't care if they get crossed over in front of them. You know who they don't want to get crossed over in front of? Who is the dude right now? No, no, the girls. Well, no, I think it's actors they admire beautiful women. That they want to fuck. That they want to fuck. Yeah. And then the rappers that they really are wanting to impress. And then they're going to go out there and they're not going to want to get crossed over. They're going to want to cross somebody else over. They're going to want to dunk in people's faces. It's not going to be playoff defense but it's going to be higher level. But right now they're balling in front of people. They don't give a fuck about. I agree with that. I also think that they play harder at the Drew League. They should the Drew is got, you know what I mean? Yeah. They should make it to where whoever wins the all star game that conference gets home court advantage in the finals. They do that. I thought they do. They did something with that. They do that in baseball. I think Oh, but that's baseball. Yeah, they should do that in the NBA. But most of them aren't going to be in the finals anyway. So they wouldn't care. No. I mean, but it don't matter. It's just a western conference. Like the top teams like Denver who else the fucking who else was in the fucking I mean, everybody that's in the top team at all star everybody that's potentially going to be in the finals has an all star play it. But they're not really thinking they're going to make it like the teams know they're not making it very quickly. They're not going to make it very quickly. They're not going to make it very quickly. Because all stars are the best in the world. I'm going to tell you something else with the slam dunk contest physically physically, I'm just talking about physical is just certain there's just not but so there's only but so much the human body can do. They're saying NBA jams. We probably seen the best dunks. Oh yeah. Yeah, we're a little bit. We're a little bit atrophied with our interest in the NBA jamper from the free throw line. Michael Jordan kissing the rim. I know we all watch NBA jams and we watch these video games. Humans aren't capable of doing those type of things yet. Yeah, that's all it is. You could make an argument that the video game has changed our expectation for what we can achieve on the court like in the way like Tony Hawk Pro Skater made us think we could do crazier tricks. Yes. You actually can do on a skateboard and then when you saw the skateboarding competitions you're like, oh, this ain't nothing like Tony Hawk Pro Skater. Yes. If I was in the NBA and these guys don't want to participate they got to make their due diligence to go find the people who are doing dunks we've never seen before like these kids at the Drew League these kids at the and one games these kids on YouTube go find the people who are doing shit we never seen before and sponsor them for the slam dunk contest. Because there's nobody in the NBA right now who physically can do the unbelievable shit that we want them to do. What if they did one-on-one tournament three dribbles. What I mean. So you're only allowed three dribbles this is how the players play like one-on-one when they're like in practice and shit. Okay. You only allowed three dribbles and you play one-on-one. Now you're going up one-on-one your ego's involved. It's easy to lose a game when you're playing with 11 other dudes when you play in one-on-one and you get crossed over or you get beat six zero like that's a problem. So that's the other thing it's like these guys are doing the crazy dunks we don't even know who the fuck they are you need the names though we out here for the names I have no you gotta have the name I don't even know who this is I thought this was I thought Nick's traded Toppin. That's his brother. But that's his brother. Yeah I think so. It's crazy name Toppin. They need to condense it to two days. You got gay years, yo. You do got gay years, yo. You said condense it to two days. No, condense it to two days. Like to stretch it out for three days they're doing all these extra shit that nobody cares about. It's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. What was Friday? They do like the celebrity. How y'all ain't had Gilly in the celebrity all-star game was beyond me, yo. Yo, yeah. Gilly Kimball, yo. Y'all keep playing with Gilly. Nah, it's not only Gilly Kimball, it's like he's already done so much marketing for himself. So like, okay, so I look at this in a couple ways. He's already created viral moments with challenging people. He's created viral moments playing himself. There's already an intrigue in Gilly playing basketball. And playing against pros. You put him in the game, there are going to be people that can't wait to see him cook somebody. He won MVP two years in a row with the Big Three. I think that's why they didn't put him in. Big Three thing? Because the NBA Big Three, they beef it. Yeah. It's possible. I mean they had some, I don't even know they I don't even know who's going on, what's going on in the celebrity basketball game. The only person I remember was Kyle Sinai and Michael Parsons. I'm not even joking. I watched the game and I only remember Kyle Sinai and Michael Parsons. I wasn't invested invested like that. Bro. It's one of those things that maybe it's just we're older, but it's really fallen off in that I remember being younger going like, man I want to be in the celebrity all-star basketball game. That's going to be the coolest thing ever. And now it's like, alright, I guess it's fine. I was paying attention more to who's on the sidelines. 50 Cent, Lil Wayne, Asia Wilson. What's the other young lady from the Las Vegas Aces? Kelsey Plum? That's her name? Y'all hate women. Let's pay some bills. Why we hate women just because we don't know who they are? Ain't that their fault we don't know who they are? I do know her. I think I said her name right. You ain't know it? Yeah, Kelsey Plum. That is her name, Kelsey Plum. They got to make me know. Let's pay some bills, Taylor Gang. You ain't going to get him riled up. They got to make me know. Like it's your job, right? I don't know. Salute to Vessie. Let's talk about Vessie. When navigating the city during rush hour with Vessie, that's our trusty companion, okay? Their waterproof technology and comfortable fit make every commuter breeze, especially on those rainy days and snow days where slush piles up around the city. They ensure dry and comfortable feet no matter the weather. Definitely check out their storm burst boots. It's the winter essential. Their robust build keeps your feet warm and dry even in the coldest, wettest conditions. The dime of tech technology and Vessie shoes means I'm always ready for unexpected weather shifts. Rain or shine, they've got me covered. The removable insoles in my Vessie shoes allow for personalized comfort. They adapt to my feet's needs ensuring maximum support. 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Subject to change. Terms apply. Let's get back to the shows. You got some church announcements? Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do have some church announcements. Talk to me. Obviously the life tour, man, the life tour. I'll see you guys very soon. Next up is Philly, man. Thank you guys so much for selling out the shows. We just added shows in Nashville. We added a show in Phoenix, Austin and Houston. Go get those. I think we added another one in Charlotte. So go check those out. TheInjuryShows.com and cool announcement coming up. Thank you guys so much for grabbing all those tickets already. Appreciate y'all. Peace. Yeah, man. I just want to tell y'all, make sure y'all go out there and grab Invisible Generals, man, by my man Doug Melville. That was the last release of my book in print, Black Privilege Publishing. Fantastic read. It tells the amazing true story of America's first Black Generals. Benjamin O. Davis Sr. and Jr., a father and son who helped integrate the American military and create the famous Tuskegee Airmen. I mean the reception of Invisible Generals has been incredible. We got some really, really special announcements coming really soon, man. And Salute to Alice Randall. Alice Randall, her book My Black Country, A Journey Through Country Music's Black Past, Present in Future. I'm looking at it right now. It is a top new release on Amazon and it doesn't come out until April 9th, but you can pre-order it now. It's the next release of my book in print, Black Privilege Publishing with Simon and Shoes to Alice is a professor at Vanderbilt and she is the first Black woman to write a number one country song. She wrote a song Patricia Yearwood called XXX's Olds and it's just amazing how it's just all of this conversation swirling around about Black music. I mean Black people and their place in country music and this book is coming out My Black Country April 9th, but you can pre-order it now and Salute to Beyoncé. She has the number one country song in the world right now on Billboard. Smart. Texas Holm and she has the number two song in the country period. She couldn't beat Jack Harlow. You know hard to beat a white man in America with a song that got whips and chains in it. Okay. What's Salute to Jack? Jack said on the song I don't want no whips and chains. You think Jack? What else Jack's supposed to say? What is Jack supposed to say? I just love these whips and chains. What else is Jack supposed to say? She's got the number one song in the country man. He does. He does for a couple weeks now. No way. Jack is very talented. I fuck with Jack. Beyoncé is number two. How does Beyoncé not have the number one song? She has the number one country song in the country but not the number one song overall on Billboard. She's got number two. Perfect example of what we were talking about earlier. All the haters of Beyoncé made that song go number one and all the haters of Beyoncé made that song go number one. Because when you're as beloved as Beyoncé and you put out a commercial during the Super Bowl, most watched Super Bowl ever by the way, over 200 million people saw it. You put this commercial out. You drive people to go listen to the new music. You're so beloved everybody's going to go listen but you know what carried that song to number one? The hate. I love the fact that you can monetize the hate. The people who put that shit on it. The John Sniders of the world. Both from Dukes of Hazard. You know what I'm saying? Mad at the record. All of these different people who posted about it and said Beyoncé is trying to infiltrate country music. All of this shit. Y'all made that record number one. Just like a couple weeks ago the Barb's made his by making the stallion number one. Oh because they were hating on it. You hate on it man. Listen when you're the people that support you are going to hate you are going to go listen to it. That's an interesting argument. And the algorithm don't know no better. I don't know give a fuck. So you could use the haters with music. I feel like that's what everybody does. Well especially with music you see a lot of people like invoking rage with like the religious community. That's right. You know they play with devil outfits and devil worship and all of a sudden the Christians go how dare you do this shit and they do all your promo for them. I think Tommy Lauren used to do that perfectly with the black community. She would like enraged the black community on twitter. I wrote about that in my second book. You did. I called it the Tommy tsunami. The Tommy tsunami. And black people can't. No. It didn't do the same for Lil Nas X. We hate it. It does do the same for Lil Nas X. What are you talking about? I haven't seen the thing like it goes number one. Man Lil Nas X is Lil Nas X because of the hate. He's found a way to monetize the hate brilliantly. Now I will say about Lil Nas X. I mean this respectfully. I don't know if he has I don't know if he has real fans. Why? Cause I don't know people who really like Lil Nas X. Cause he's a big old gay guy? Stop. I like his music. You like it like it. I understand what you're saying. That he over indexes in the way that people talk about him and then maybe under indexes in how many fans are actually going out to his shows. Yeah. So like for a guy who's as insanely popular and famous as Lil Nas X is he might not be able to do a show where 3,000 people are there. Name three songs. Oh no. I could do that. Go ahead. The country that the first of course Old Town Road's big song ever. Champions I believe it's called. That's my shit. That's my favorite song. And I like his other song he had with the devil. I'm a devil. I'm a devil. I'm a devil. I'm a devil. No. He like has sex with the devil or something like that. I don't think you even know that song. I think you know the imagery. No. I don't think you know that song. Sing it. I do it. I don't think you know that song. Don't google it. I think you know the imagery. I don't remember how it goes. That's country roads. You're thinking about I told you long ago. I ain't even know what that was. I got what they waiting for. I fuck with Lil Nas X. I met him. We interviewed him. I thought he had great conversation but I don't know if he has. They just are mad at the trolling. I don't know if he has that musical fan base. The reason it works for Beyoncé. The reason it works for Megan. Because they have a musical fan base. If you have a musical fan base that's already going to check for your music. You already going to get that support. Haters going to listen and pushing people to listen. Tsunami every time. I thought he had a musical fan base at one. It's Mayweather. Mayweather had people rooting against him when he was fighting. But they paid the same price of admission. They paid the same price for the pay-per-view. So if you can monetize your haters you're a fucking genius. If you ever read Howard Stern's book Private Parts to see in the movie what did they say? The people that love him listen. But the people that hate him listen twice as much. No. I don't believe that. I do. I don't believe you can hate listen to someone for two hours. I don't believe you can hate listen to someone for two hours. I think you actually do love them. You like them. You're an admirer. You love. You're an admirer. You might love to argue with this person. You might hate his opinions but love to argue with them. I love that. Listen it's podcast, radio. These are things that you cannot not love because they're too long. You could watch a clip for somebody for like 60 seconds. You could be like I don't like this person. You could watch more clips. You could be invested for years. You love that person. Yo, there's some of y'all out there. You love me. No, for real. Think about it. Go say it. There's two people and I'm not on Twitter so I don't ever see it but people will be like oh you trending on Twitter. I don't even give a fuck for what. But whenever people do send me stuff from people on Twitter to people one in particular I commend you. The reason I commend you. You've been hating me since 2009 but you don't hate me. You love me. I don't believe in that scenario I don't believe they hate you because you cannot hate somebody since 2009 and then listen to them for eight hours and pick apart everything they say. You love that person now you just happen. So here's the thing. You just maybe are getting views and clicks from hating on that person but to me if you hate somebody stop listening. Stop watching. Now if you cannot stop yourself from listening and watching. If you physically are incapable of stopping yourself from listening and watching yep get there. Get there. You love him. You want a nut. Every week. Every week. Or maybe you do hate him but the only way you could get views is with the hate. The only way you can rile up the internet and now you might not love him but you're his prisoner. Yeah man. You're right and some of y'all just listen. Because if you didn't love somebody you would stop watching but if you can't stop watching you love him. So you cannot tell me you don't love him. Even now it's like y'all can't spend every week bashing me about something. It doesn't make sense. You love his love. Some of y'all are my sons and I know you upset because daddy has been neglecting you. It's facts. You know what I'm saying? It's the definition of love. If a dad was at every single basketball game every single basketball game a dad showed up would you believe that dad didn't love his kid? I'm just saying listen my dad was at every basketball game everybody's like he loves him. If a dad is at every single game that's love. That's right. I love all my sons regardless no matter how y'all talk about daddy. Charlotte, Charlotte. They love you too. They could prove they don't love you by never saying anything again. Wait, wait, wait. Will they? Don't mention daddy. They can't do that. They can't. They need to eat. Whenever you hear my sons talking about me. Your sons is hungry. They need to eat. I would never tell you to eat a dick. I'm saying I will always be here. Listen, next time you hear my sons talking about me just go in their comments and put daddy's not coming home. Daddy's never coming home. But you know what? Your sons love you so much they're going to find you. That's right. They won't accept that daddy's not coming home. Put daddy's coming home soon. Daddy will be home soon. Daddy will be home soon. Man, it's okay. That's why I don't believe any of this shit. If you listen every week and you got the same criticism every single week I think you like it. You like those things. Because you're coming back. If a girl says she ain't like your dick and she kept calling you every single week what would you say? Would you believe her or not? A girl goes on Twitter, his dick is trash calls you every single weekend. Every single day. And then the next week his dick is trash calls again. Dick is trash calls again. He might just love him. Taylor. That's the thing. No, she just said it. She might just love him. Exactly. Taylor don't even know what she said just now. She just makes the point. Yeah, she loved that. Exactly. I'm just saying if you don't like somebody if you truly didn't like anybody you just wouldn't watch. You just wouldn't listen. But you can't not watch or listen. That's love, bro. Get off my dick. Hey, bro. Because it's good. That dick good. Right now they're like should we make a video? Should we respond? If I respond I'm admitting I'm riding the dick. You made that noise. I'll wait a week. I'll open my mouth and it'll look like I did it. Do it again. What noise did I make? You screamed. I'll do it. I'll just say the logic don't add up, bro. Don't add up, man. You fucking love us. Let's pay some bills, Taylor gang. Hey, yo, thank you Squarespace. Man, we got a little Squarespace. They've been riding with Brilliantly. We're going to be putting this week's episode of the Brilliantly podcast. You already know Squarespace is the all in one platform for building your brand and growing your business online. Stand out with a beautiful website, engage your audience and sell anything, your products, content you create, and even your time. Upload, organize and access all your content from one place with the new asset library. You're able to manage all your files from one central hub and use them across the Squarespace platform. 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I don't know why everybody's like, yo, she should have been arrested. There's this thing called child labor laws, y'all. Okay, the kid was five, right? Never mind the fact that she's in there doing such a hazardous job waxing people's vaginas. You know who else is weird? The people who let the five year old do it. That they're even weird in the fucking anybody. Yeah, this is fucking absurd. Five years old. And what was the price different? Well, I mean, the mom was, I couldn't believe it. Could they get into the nooks and crannies or something like that? Like what was the valid question? The mom was trying to show her how to make money, basically. I guess. At five? Man, start a lemonade stand, like normal fucking people, man. Yeah, not a goddamn discharge stand. Rippin' pubes out of, oh, dude. And they called it Jiffy Pube. Stop it. Just saying the word discharge is just so fucking good. Jiffy Pube. Oh, gosh. Pancake batter falling out of women. Ask an idiot, Taylor Gang. Yeah, we need some asking idiots. Come on, Taylor Gang. All right, Sean Dunn, NW says there anything someone has said to you in the past that was negative, that still affects you. Man. Up until a couple of weeks ago, I mean, see, bulky nose used to stain, yo. Got you. Oh, man, that was a good one. In seventh grade. That shit killed you. Cause it's like, yo, you're saying that a person has an ass on their face. But an ass doesn't come out. You know what I'm saying? That's what made it so crazy. And this was like before the era of like, don't get me wrong, we always liked girls with nice bodies, but I was in seventh grade, so we wasn't really looking for that asses yet. So them calling me bulky nose in seventh grade, like you saying my nose looks like a fat ass? Yeah. Like Trina? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like jail? So like, like literally the whole ass and the cheeks is what they're saying. Yes. Got it. And it was the way it used to be said. Bunky nose. Oh, it was a jingle. Bunky nose. So it was said with like affection, but then also like an insult. Did you ever sneeze and shit fell out? Like wipe your fucking nose. What do you mean wipe my nose? So that kills you. Bunky nose stuck with me for a long time. Like, because you know, every now and then I'll just be sleeping and you just wake up. Bunky nose, like fucking 45. Like what the fuck am I still waking up hearing Bunky nose when I was in seventh grade? I'm telling you, man, Bunky nose might have made me who I am. There you go. Because I wanted people to feel the pain I felt. So I had to give them names that stuck to their ribs. That's your villain arc? Yes. Like that's why when you got to think of names, stuff that sticks to people's ribs. Yeah, yeah. And when you make it a jingle, oof, oof, oof. Bunky nose. Like jingle's ripped. What's the best jingle this you put together? I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it. Can we believe it? We can believe it, but I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it just because it's just happened so. I'm so past that, but dance to it. You know what I'm saying? People still say that to him now. He shits on me in the clubs to this day. Know what? Hey, man, if some people I know for a fact are never gonna ever, ever, ever, ever forgive me and they shouldn't, okay? And they really shouldn't, all right? But that was a good one. Why didn't, was it the name Bunky? They said like just big nose, you wouldn't care. That shit don't slap. Stuff like that don't slap. When you call somebody just fat, and when you say, you part of the big back brigade. You know what I'm saying? You just gotta be creative. They used to call me Twinkie, right? Oh man, I used to get me. Why? I used to be chubby. Oh really? Yeah. Did you? When I was younger, when I was a kid. I liked it. Yeah, Twinkie's kinda cool. That shit is. No. Yeah. I ain't broke it. I ain't broke it. That's a funky nose. You're gonna say funky. That's okay. I ain't broke it. I ain't broke it. I ain't broke it. Somebody's gonna be like, I ain't broke it. Like, boy, you checking me out. I'm trying to think a thing that they said that really fucked me up. Except for your nails in though. Oh, I know. Why, why you taking a shot? It wasn't a Jordan. It was the Jordans, right? Hey, Jordans. The Jordans should kill me. That shit brought Andrew to his knees. Oh, when you call the same ones every single day. Oh, I could afford him. That's all I could afford, man. I thought I was killing him with two pairs. I had to have black and blue and black and red. I was like, yo, there's no fit that doesn't go with this. Yo, that should kill me. What do you mean? Y'all been said that. There's nothing else that's hurt, Jeff. Well, once you get made fun of on the internet for like about a decade, you start to become a little bit desensitized to it. And by the way, nothing hits like the shit in school. Yeah, when you're younger, it's better. There's nothing anybody said to me in my adult life that ever stuck with me the way shit was said in school. School is when you become ruthless. Like school is when you really realize I'm going to get rid of every fucking body. You're going to do two things. Learn to do great jokes to shoot the motherfuckers, right? Put your mic right here. One of the two, you're going to get mass jokes or mass shooting, right? Okay, no, seriously. Nah, he's making a good point. That's the truth. That's why I like these. Do you think these mass shooters have like the final joke that made them go, all right, fuck it, I'ma do it? Yes. And I wonder what it was. I guarantee when you hear these kids talk about they were getting bullied. We need to know who got it off though. What was the last joke? We need to know the last joke. Like I need, yo. What's the one that drove you over the edge? Because if somebody went up to Boomki Nose and he said, all right, tomorrow, tomorrow's the day. Shit. If it's one thing you can get rid of completely in its previous existence, what would it be? Mass shootings. That's what Z-95 wanted to know. Mass shootings, okay? Mass shootings. I would completely, utterly get rid of that shit because I'm telling you, those make it impossible to enjoy any true American experience nowadays. Oh, because you're worried that that's gonna happen? I was at my daughter's cheerleading competition this weekend in Atlanta. And I wasn't as worried as I have been previously because I'm telling you on my spiritual retreat, You dealt with some shit. I dealt with some things. So things, I feel a little bit at ease and also just realizing whatever's gonna happen, you know what I'm saying? Like there's certain things that's just out of your control. Facts. So what are you gonna do? Facts. What are you gonna do in that situation? So, but I would say, yeah, mass shootings is one thing I would absolutely get rid of. Junior Solars shows, is there anything you want to do differently as a father than what your dad has done? That's a good question because I think my dad did just such a fucking phenomenal job. I would love to be able to do what he did. That would be the bar. For me, that's the bar. I'm sure there's gonna be things that I do differently but if I could be as committed and as supportive and as loving and as like egoless and kind, like really just egoless and kind, I would be so happy. And that's a tough thing to achieve but that would be fucking awesome. I'm sure there's things I'd do different. I'm trying. You're doing it because you're doing it right now. You got yourself on a schedule because you wanna be home at a certain time. At six o'clock, I see that little girl. Same thing. I wanna get home to make sure my kids, I put my kids in the bed, you know? So it's like, I totally understand. So you already on the right path. Tryin', brother. All right, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit and you're right too, it's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.