 David Spark reporting for the Electronic Frontier Foundation. I am here at the RSA Conference in San Francisco. The new administration has got its hands on some very powerful surveillance capabilities. Should they know all of our secrets? What don't you want the NSA to know about you? I would rather they didn't know anything about me at all. I don't want them to know any of my emails, any of my text messages, any of my phone calls, any of the people I'm talking to in real time. I don't want any drones over me, none of that. Don't want them knowing what's in my emails? No need to know what I actually write to my boyfriend, my mother, my twin sister. Is there anything specific that you don't want them to know? No, I don't want to be one of those, I have nothing to hide, so what's the problem? There's not a ton that I really care if the NSA knows about me, but I know that I'm in the strong minority here. Everyone says I have nothing to hide, and that's not the point. The point is that I want to control what people know about me. I think I probably would not want the NSA to know that I've had lots of conversations making fun of the NSA. We couldn't afford an Atari system as a kid, so we had the Odyssey system. I want to keep that private. Well, now we all know that. Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have revealed that. I don't want them to know my bank account numbers. I don't want them to know my financial records. I don't want them to know the secrets that I keep when I'm talking in my sleep. I don't want them to know my shoe size, what color underwear I wear, where I wear the brand of peanut butter I buy, or if I went to a protest last weekend. I don't want them to be tracking my kids. I'm all about privacy when it comes to my kids, so I don't care what they know about me, my social media or whatever, but I like them to keep my kids out of it. What specifically about your personal life do you not want them to know? My sex life. What I browse for at night. I don't want them to know all the things that Pornhub knows about me. I don't want them to know everything I purchased on Amazon because I don't want my wife to find out. I specifically want to be of no interest to the NSA. You want to be boring to the NSA? So boring. Like the dentist, I have the same relationship. I want him to call, you know, and just go, oh, her again. Get rid of her. What don't you want the NSA to know about you? I think that ship has sailed. Do you think they know a lot about you already? Yes, I assume they do. Does that scare you? Yes, it does. It scares me and offends me. I don't think their charter is to spy on Americans. So why are they? What don't you want the NSA to know about you? That I'm secretly, but not so secretly Canadian. Being a Canadian is not a crime. Not yet anyway.