 If you can see this message, you are being contacted by your national government and an anonymous organization dedicated to public safety. You may have been affected by an unusual anomalous pathogen and could be an extreme danger to those around you. By staying in your home you are preventing this infection from spreading and potentially preventing national or even international catastrophe. An anonymous organization is coming to your location to contain you and sanitize the area. This organization will operate under a front company. This front company will follow a naming convention. You should follow the orders of anyone working for an organization with the acronym SCP. These front companies could have names such as spicy crust, pizzeria, sector crime patrol, savanna chemicals, and petroleum, or others. Thank you for your attention and cooperation with this message.