 Alright, so for the first video, I don't even know if this is gonna go on Connor's channel or my channel, but Right now this Connor's channel is not gonna be a fucking Madden channel, okay? I am actually so envious that Connor is restarting from scratch. You can post whatever he wants So do not go over there and ask the kid to play Madden or Madden mobile or tell him to play zombie might play fortnight Honestly, I mean like what are you doing? I don't even probably do some for tonight. I do not know shit about football Don't even ask I don't even know shit about football. Yeah, you guys ask me stuff And I don't know the cool thing with Connor is he's still in high school, which I assume a lot of you guys are high school So like I'm thinking we can do like Presentation pranks like we can give me go there while he's presenting like do some dumb shit like fucking his teachers All this shit that I should have done when I was still in high school I'm super glad I'm in college high school sucks ass so have fun But the one thing I do miss is there was a lot of videos that I didn't capitalize on I was too busy playing Madden mobile because I was an idiot when I could have made so much like I could have gone to track Me to my vlog on football games and make a vlog like there's so much to come done. So hopefully that's the direction You'll be taking I guess so on video soon. Yeah, you want to actually know I won't give you see this video Connor's prom video. It's gonna be a hell of a lot better than my property All right, so originally I wanted to go like we're just gonna do a Q&A here and go through some of the comments That Connor's gotten over the years, but when I type in Connor on published comments It just comes up with all bunch of different Connors So what I typed in here was Connor looks and it's gonna give me like people who are saying Connor looks like so There's first one that I just saw is Connor looks like sunshine from Remember the Titans. I brought this up I don't know. He's not seen Remember the Titans. Oh, wait. Oh my god. I know who that is It's the freaking quarterback guy. He's like the guy from like California. Oh My god Exactly like it all I typed into my comments is Connor and hair. This is this is everything we're getting right now Connor's hair is full-blown cancer This is when Connor and hair within respectable and all right Connor cut your hair. You look all good as fuck with That hair I kind of want Connor to die in a fire Violently he had to be at the enter and another enter like it's like he typed it He looked at it This is not enough and you're at your violent That's a good one that moment you think MMG got a new girlfriend, but it's just Connor as long as Teller Connor to cut his hair. He looks like a faggot. Okay Connors hair makes them all do we were gonna do a video where we made Connors hair It's a little pumps here. We can still do it. Yeah, we could give him six nine hair Yes, turning car into six nine. Let's get the next fucking video. We're doing yeah, holy shit We were gonna do this video the little pump one But I go to a wrestling and they go your hair is too long to wrestle Yeah, I remember this and so I had to go to the locker room with some safety scissors and just like chopped my hair off Dude, I had this I had this hairline that looked like like the stock market. It was just like That's a good Dude, you know like in the movies when it's like ha ha like he cut his own hair with scissors and he looks stupid And that really happened in real life and he couldn't wrestle if you didn't do it Yeah, I'm saying Connor the type of dude to become a cop because he's bullied at school Connor the type of dude to shave his armpits like here and arm hair if Connor pulls back is here into a man But he will transform it to Kelly Olenek You probably have no idea who that is Kelly Olenek is an NBA player for the Celtics Kelly Olenek is a fucking goobie supposed to be the next dirt. He's ugly as shit though. Oh my god Connor's gonna be home alone with that I was on the Christmas video and I got you guys those PCs probably means that his meat is gonna want to really like really hide Really well because he's coming in for a violent abuse of that meat He's gonna beat this shit out of me. We did just tweet out Connor may be making a channel It's not question for me guys Here's a quality question. All right. How does Connor feel as the little pussy he is? What do you have to say to quack? First of all, I'm not little. I am 6'3 I'm 6'3, you're 6. I'm 2'3 I'm 6'3, 2'3. I'm 6'5, 2'4, 2'5, you're 6'3, 2'3. Nice This is the guy who just rose the fuck out of me It's a read Return of Goob Nation. Oh my god. Who remembers? Who remembers? Who remembers Goob Nation? Absolutely not I did not Tell him, fucking tell him I got some more refreshment here I wanted to make a channel Oh my god I had braces I was the Goobiest kid ever And I'm like, man, you gotta promote my channel I want to make a YouTube channel He was actually so adamant about it Like this wasn't like this, he was just like, you think I can make videos? And I was like, absolutely, like that'd be super fun Let's make a video Back then he was like, dude, like you're my brother You should be like promoting me And I'm like, fuck you His channel name was Goob Nation He made a Madden mobile pack He didn't even play Madden mobile This is why I say this It was the shittiest video ever And it got like 50,000 views Yeah, have you ever seen every video on my channel? Dude, go back, look, my first 300 videos Like who the fuck It's kind of like what Fortnite is right now You ever like clicked on a Fortnite video with like two plus million views And you're like, wow, this is the shittiest thing I've ever seen in my whole life Two million views, like on all these terrible Fortnite videos That was me with Madden mobile My personal favorite MMG video Literally anything that doesn't have Madden in the title Like any vlog I've ever made, I am so proud of Like Chicago formal vlog was sick Any of my party vlogs at the fraternity Smash your pass with Bella Might actually be my favorite video of all time Oh, yeah, sure How about that? I can't Cause she's like 13 Alright, alright That was such a good one Guys, gentlemen, if we're all being real here Don't even Don't even say it I won't say it No, you're gonna say pass And he means it But if we're gonna be real here No Pass That was a good one The smash your pass that I did with Bella On those like celebrities was such a good video And a lot of times when I make like a good video It gets like decent views But what really sucks as a YouTuber Is when you make a video, like it's okay It's maybe like there's some cringy pieces But like your fans know what it is Like you guys know me Like when I'm cringy Like it's funny cause you know me But when those videos blow up And then everyone else who isn't already my fan sees it And they're like this guy's like fucking weird Like why is he saying that he's 6'5, 245 He's obviously not 6'5, 245 You know what I mean Like you guys get that No one else gets that So when those videos blow up I'm pissed But when like the smash your pass blew up It has like 500,000 views I was like Because that was a really good video Are you guys going to run duos on Fortnite? Absolutely There will actually be a video of us Give us a challenge suggestion Actually like There's probably a clickbait Title Land thumbnail stuff So that I can Is Connor smashing if yes Is it so new Connor pulls just like me It runs in the family This is a fact of life Don't even try to argue it Although it's probably not something Yeesh I'll go ahead You don't want to read that, do you? I don't It's okay We'll just leave that one In the gutter Connor You hate MMG's videos Of course I do Have you seen them Okay What is one pet peeve you guys have So Our mom Together Oh together Our mom is like The sweetest lady in the world She's the best Oh my god She's the nicest person I love her so much Two things about her She's way too nice That's true And she's the slowest person Getting ready for it Dude I got that in jeans I can't do shit on time Ever It's always funny when she tries to tell you That she doesn't like something It's so funny actually I remember coming down For like So we had this club Back in high school called BPA Where like you had to dress up and stuff And I didn't have any dress clothes You know I was just this Gooby little sophomore in high school Like I didn't know how to dress I looked like a dummy I was wearing like regular khakis And like a red tie And a purple shirt I looked stupid I didn't think I looked stupid though Cause I wasn't any hip I didn't know what it looked like So I come down And this is how my mom Suggest to you That you should do something Cause she wouldn't just be like That doesn't look good You should change She'll go She'll go Like as loud as possible And then she'll Do you think those colors would look better With different colors? And then she goes Oh do you think a silver tie Would be good with that? I'm like Okay I get it mom I look fucking like an idiot Like you just tell me She's gonna lie if she sees this Cause she knows She knows Oh that's such a good question Favorite memes The problem with memes Is that they're dying like two days now Dude I thought Ugandan knuckles Was the funniest meme In my head When I saw Ugandan knuckles I was like This is gonna be the best fucking meme Like I would look back on this meme Like five years ago Like this is sick Then I saw it three straight days And I was like This is a normie meme I fucking hate this meme Don't ever You know the moment I knew I hit Ugandan knuckles When there was a Snapchat festival And like my friends Who literally don't know What memes are Like who are absolute normies Who are absolute normies Who are absolute normies Who are absolute normies Who are absolute normies I'm like Look at this fucking Sonic And I'm like Fuck this meme I'm never looking at this meme again So It would have been a meme that Like hasn't lived Yeah It hasn't lived for so long Oh the amount of girls I match with on Tinder Who are like Send me your best meme And then I send them Like fucking Shrek horn Cause it's like The best meme I have And they're like They're like Oh my god Please stop I'm calling the police And I'm like You said send me a meme Like what the fuck do you want This dude What the fuck Oh is that Markiplier Yeah It's Lord Markiplier It's next to Markiplier Dude he looks like It sounds like Yeah Zuckerberg is a good meme Like right now Oh yeah It really is a good meme Right now but like It won't be funny Honestly like If you want to know Like good memes Follow XO Trayvonvert On Snapchat All right I think that's gonna be Our first video You're gonna be seeing A lot more of Conner and Videos now Like a whole hell of A lot more Yeah Cause he can help me Make videos now Cause he actually has a purpose Before it was just like Slave comedy Made some of the record for me What actually are you Gonna name the channel I didn't even ask for it Probably like Conner Maher or something If you Retards can spell Maher Wow I'm probably not Nah that's probably not a good idea So yeah You guys should know How to spell Maher Cause if you follow me on Instagram you know How to spell it If not come give me Clout and follow me on Instagram I think that's perfectly I really wish if I can go back Like even further in time I wish I had started my Challenge named it like Matt Maher As you guys know I've changed it to MMG Cause I don't want to be Matt Mobile God That's so lame Like I'm pretending I'm pretending It's Matt Needs Gaming But even then Like it's gaming So it's like MMG stands for Money Maybat Group Because I really want to be A part of Rick Ross's That's That's one That's one First video on Conner's Channel we're hoping We're gonna give him Six Nines Hair Conner doesn't have that much Hair but like Yo he's make one purple One green One yellow One red Right six nine On his fucking face Give him a grill Like it's so easy That would be sick And then you have to Let your nuts drag If you don't let your Nuts drag It's literally pointless Alright boys That's it for the first Video Hope you guys enjoy