 Greetings, everyone. Welcome! Welcome to progressive discussions. It is Palm Sunday, 2022. Happy Palm Sunday to everyone out there. Palm Sunday, 2020. Oh, sorry. Yeah, make sure everything else is off, Jordy. Yeah, the volume. All right, this is Jordy K performing artist Jordy K from Scotland. Welcome, Jordy. Hello, James. Thanks again for having me on your awesome show. I'm honored to go. We're going to play some, we're going to kind of jam together for the first time. We never rehearsed. So, you know, anything can happen. Anything can happen? I'm going to make sure Jordy to start and then I'm going to join in with my African drum, my Genby drum. Okay. So, yeah, this is not the house or anything. I'm just going to go with the four. Okay, three, two, one. Yeah. Sorry, James, I'm rubbish at this right now, man. Man's ideas everywhere right now. I'm not got the usual finger keys, man. I've not got the top stuff he used to have. No, James, I'm doing rubbish here, man. I'm better off on the electronic way on the computer doing the keyboard. I need to get my practice out of it. Like jazz, like jazz, techno combined or... Okay. Are you hooked up with the keyboard? I mean, up to your internet with the keyboard? Oh, yeah. No, I do it all on the computer. Oh, on the computer? Okay. I used to be able to play the piano so well, but I've lost my touch. It's annoying, you know. Now, I bet you have Paul with you. He shows how it's done. Good morning, Masumi. Good morning. It is now, I think, almost 8 a.m., I think, in Tokyo. What is it? 7.50 here? Yeah, almost 8 a.m. Good morning to you. Masumi, thank you for stopping by. Good morning. Cheers, Masumi. Yes. Good morning and happy Monday. I know Monday is not a popular day, but happy Monday in Japan to you, Masumi. That's more of a technology. I think I'll leave myself and drink. Drink? How old is Masumi? Welcome. You're welcome, my dear. You're welcome. Where are these other jambalones that I know? There's Paul showing up. Okay, how the hell do you get the hula crap off? I didn't even get this feature off. Yeah. My wrists start to hot now. How was your day? It was going good, brother. How was your day? It was quiet. I listened to Mas. Not going to try to do what I say. How was your day, Mas? Yeah. Relatively all right. I just basically tated up the house and... Yeah, that was it. I basically just tated up the house, done housework, and... Yeah. I get paid on Tuesday, so I'm going to go out to the town, to the West End, pick up some imported American beers, giving my shot on my channel. This particular song that we tried to copy, it's not happening. I was trying to do it on a piano. This is taking years off of me. The last time I played a piano properly was when I was 19. So seven years ago was the last time I played a piano properly. I'm weak. I was good at it. Because I've been doing stuff on the computer, it's weak as if the actual piano part of me is being weak. It's weird, I can't explain it. You haven't touched it in seven years? Yeah. Oh wait, this is actually my wee brother's piano, by the way. So I'm just using it. I've not got my own piano yet. You should have... What would you be better doing your thing from the computer, or is it a little involved? Oh no, it's faint to set it up. I'm just better on the... I'm better weak, digitally. Next time. Yeah, next time then. Next time you do it from the computer. Oh right, yeah. Definitely. Before, it had like a Middle Eastern or a snake charming sound to it. It was mysterious. Yeah. It wasn't the piano, it was another sound. Or maybe it wasn't... Was it one of these? Oh wow. No, it's not. I think so. It was one of the techno kind of sounds on it. Yeah, it was a techno sound to try. Yeah, I wanted to spend a few good hours on the piano again. I remember I used to spend hours on them, man. And it just... You see these guys on YouTube, and their fingers are like everywhere. How the hell did they do that shit, man? That's crazy. You can just fall. That's a good ribbon you've got going there. What's that? You've got a good ribbon going there. I like that. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It's been years since I've actually done a full song on a piano. How did the drum sound over the... I think it was... Yeah, it'd be good. Sounded alright? Yeah, it sounds good. It sounds brilliant. You're brilliant on it, man. The material and the shape. It's awesome, man. I love it. I wish I had a bongo like that. I've never even... Well, I have played a bongo once, but I don't have one, but that's awesome. There are a lot of different sounds. All the shapes inside, you know. Bongo, I think it's got two little drums together. Two little drums together. It might have a... It might have a good kind of sound, maybe. I don't know. I really have to listen to the sound on YouTube videos to be familiar with it, because I noticed there's many different types of ancient drums, and they all have their own unique sound. This is loud because it was designed for villages to communicate with each other. They used to send drum signals. Alright. Yeah, and different villages from a distance had to be able to hear it, and they had their own language in the beats. So that's the history of this. It came from the Mali Empire, which is in the north coast of Africa. It's going towards, I guess, Ghana, Cameroon, going towards Morocco up there. Yeah, so there was an empire, the Mali Empire, and they communicated into communication of villages and people in different locations. It's fascinating. This one is large, but it's not the largest. And it's not the smallest. It's like more or less a step above medium size. Yeah. One or two. Yeah, maybe a step or two above medium size. But what I'm going to do is maybe five minutes or so, I'll switch locations to the students where my background is all red and we'll start doing other stuff. You know, you can do that. I can get the wheel. I can go with the wheel of top itself. Yeah. Let's see if we can do that. San Rajway, he's really good at harmonica. Oh, that's why. Like we song, and then I'm going to roll, we smoke. I'm going to put you full screen. Let's see. I'm going to put your full screen. You talk to the people. See if I can do it. Yeah, I'm going to put your full screen in and you talk to the people and you give promo, and then I'll change locations and I'll be right back, all right? Yeah, okay. See you soon. That's the piano we're using. Yamahama. That's the make of the piano that I'm using. Yamahama. It's a heavy thing. Yeah. That's actually my little brother's piano. The last time I played a piano properly was when I was around 19. And, you know, you see these people on YouTube that are crazy good with their fingers on a piano, but I'm nothing like that. Nothing like that. So I'm more of a, is that the right key kind of guy, you know? Ronnie is. Yo, good evening, man. How are you doing? How are you doing? Thank you for joining this Sunday's show. Everybody also, please like, share, and if you haven't already, please subscribe to James Pima Donner with progressive discussions. An awesome open topic show. Anybody is welcome. James is just getting ready to know. He's going to his studio setup. And yeah, we'll be doing this. The spinning wheel and stuff like that. I was about to say, we were fortunate. The spinning wheel and stuff like that. But I'm Jordan Kay. You can find my channel at Jordan's Den on YouTube. I do beer reviews. I do live streams. Sometimes gaming videos. Anything goes on my channel as well. But explicit content. But yeah. Just drinking a wee Budweiser now. Cheers, everyone. Do you want to know what sucks though? This is 4.5%. But in America, you all get it at 5%. I'm jealous. Budweiser is also 3.5% here. But Budweiser in America is 4.2%, I think. Let's hear some jams. Yeah, we already did, man. But you know, I've not got that in me anymore. I need to pick up the piano. My piano knowledge a bit more to be able to jam a bit better. That was my first jam on the internet. On live stream. On, you know, what have you called this? Social internet shit. It's the first time I've ever done that. James was brilliant, man. He had a good rhythm going on. But I just didn't know what he was doing with the piano. You know. But yeah. And that's an awesome bongo. Bongo that James has. Sorry for burping. Oh, he's back. He's back. There we are. He's in this video of dreams. I'm back. Different location. Let me catch up with these comments. Okay, again, good morning from Japan by Masumi. It is now 831 a.m. Monday. Have a good Monday to Masumi. And Ronnie S is here. Good evening, Ronnie S. We just did it at the beginning. This is not the beginning of the show. We just did it before. You have to watch the rerun later. At a later date. Hey, enjoyed it. The client is here. Greetings to you. Happy poem Sunday, 2022 to you and everyone else. Let me. Let me finagle something over here. Jordy, it was great. Next time. Do it. Do that music from your computer. Yeah. But so you heard my you heard my drum pretty good. Right. The acoustics was all right. Yeah, it was probably man. All right. All right. Have you ever heard of an African style of drum music? It's called back to Canada. I think back to Canada. Or better. Coulda. Better. Coulda. It's basically African drum music. I think you'd be probably that kind of stuff. So good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You played it for me. You told you talked about it last time on the show. Yeah. Back to Canada. I'll keep in the private chat. Okay. You've got some bad Academy. I'm just, I'm just finagling doing my finagling. It's funny. It's funny when I do this, but okay. Yeah. Private chat. Let's see. We've got here. But wait, but to Canada. Yeah. I'll send you. I'll send you one of the songs that I'm talking about. It's basically African style drums. It's good stuff. If you look up back to Canada. There's a song called by the good man. It's a band called the good man. And it's called give it up. And it's better. Yeah. I just put it in the comments. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Um, I, um, you know, it was an article. I mean, let's see if I can find it. Um, no, that's not it. I'll open it back, James. So I hope, I hope everyone had a really good. Holiday weekend during this Holy week. We're getting towards the end of length, which is good Friday, which is next week for those that are Christians Catholics. And, uh, and then followed by it's all finalized by Easter Sunday. So I hope everyone has been having a. Decent a decent time. I mean, I know, I know things are rough in a lot of ways, but I hope life is not too harsh on people out there. You know, you have to like, um, try to send your thoughts to other areas instead of focusing on what you hear on the mainstream news media. You know, just try to get involved with hobbies and interests and things you enjoy doing and just send your mind somewhere else. And if you have to turn off the news, don't watch the news and, and, and minimize what you hear and read on, um, social media, bring that down to a bare minimum or just sometimes just turn it off. You don't have to be on. You don't have to be listening to drama on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok or, or wherever. I mean, you, you could watch educational, pleasant YouTube videos. You can watch a classic movies that you can find not only and you, not just Netflix, but YouTube, YouTube. You can find full length, uh, movies of all kinds. If you search well enough, um, there are definitely options out there instead of bombarding your mind with the negativity that we're all being hit with from all directions. You know, you could do that. Um, let me, um, let me see if my kazoos work. All right. All right. Thank you. Now we're going to do it. Everybody loves do what I was told by a compadre by a friend not to do it anymore. Please, please don't do this anymore. You're sure you do your own. Well, don't do this anymore. Well, guess what? It's here. The, uh, the wonderful, uh, spinning wheel topics. And, uh, and it is wonderful and, uh, I've seen that before. We had, we had, we have somebody, uh, from the, uh, the hard liquor, um, reviewing world that was. Oh, yeah. Behaving like an elitist, uh, uh, during Thundering Thursday, Ronald J. Tyrion show. He was behaving like a whiskey snob. And, and, uh, it was, it was, it was what I was, uh, see what I mentioned was, uh, I'm not going to mention the name of the person, but what I was mentioning on Ronald Tyrion show that. That if a person doesn't have the money and they can't afford to get like Johnny Walker, uh, black label reserve or Johnny Walker blue or something, you know, get, get Johnny Walker red. It's not expensive. It's great for mixing. I mean, I mean, there are other scotch whiskies, you know, owned by small companies, small family owned distilleries. You've got Glenn Silver grants and even better Imperial Imperial blended scotch whiskey. Not expensive. And Johnny Walker red is not expensive. So if you know, if you're living on a budget, you can still have a decent scotch made by Johnny Walker called Johnny Walker red. Well, this person, along with someone else was marking people that are on a budget and, uh, was, uh, putting down inexpensive scotch whiskies. And in this case bashing Johnny Walker red. Now, if you have the box, the man's a professional. I believe he's a geologist. If you have the box. No, he's a geologist. You have the box to just go out and buy expensive top shelf hooch and more power to you be my guest. But there are people that are not in a high income bracket that can't afford the top shelf hooch. We got a Bart Robinson is here. Hey, dude. Yes, happy, uh, if you happen to be Christian or Catholic, happy Palm Sunday, 2022. I hope your weekend went well. Mr. Bart Robinson and me and Jordy K. We jammed at the beginning of the show. I was in a different location. Yes. Bart Robinson sends his greetings. Okay. Now I'm going to spin the infamous wheel of topics. I was told that he, this individual that I know, uh, does not support putting YouTubers in the center of the wheel. Well, the only YouTubers that go in the center of the wheel are people that become pompous and arrogant and, uh, and become snobs in their own way. And, uh, and it's sometimes disrespect yours truly. And those are the people that go in the center of the wheel. Uh, uh, Eric Fraunfeld. There is the man who said, don't put any more YouTubers in the center of the wheel. I don't support it. Well, guess what? I do support it until, until people stop being an asshole, you know, and come down to earth for God's sakes. And then they won't be in the center of the wheel. You're welcome. You're welcome, Bart. I hope you had a good meal today. Um, I just, because I was busy, I just ordered Chinese food. I had Chinese food delivered hot and spicy Mongolian beef and, uh, and, and, and jumbo steamed dumplings with extra dumpling sauce, which is, uh, you know, soy sauce, ginger, maybe some rice wine vinegar in there. Very tasty. Um, Bigelow Tea Company now has a new product called cold water infusion where you can let the bags sit in cold water and, uh, they're usually fruit flavored fruit with herbs. It's one that's, uh, red and black raspberry with other ingredients, some rose hips, hibiscus. I'm ready to make more. Is that what you're drinking? Yeah. Nice. Sounds good. Yeah. Well, yeah. It was kind of like progressive rock. Next time Jordy, next time Jordy's going to play music from his computer and that's what he's been involved with. So he's going to do that the next time we, we do this because it was a lot of fun. But when Jordy plays his music from the computer, I have a feeling we're really going to jam big time. Oh, yes. You just, I mean, next week I'll be, uh, I won't be home. I'll be away, but you know, you just let me know when you want to do it again and we'll do it. And, uh, you know, some, some came on the show late and didn't see us play. Yeah. Sorry. I was a bit late as well. Ronnie, Ronnie. Yes. Maybe the weather was nice in, uh, clear water, Florida. Maybe he was by the pool. You know, he, he sits by the piscina, uh, on Sundays. If the, um, the weather's nice. Now he could sit by the piscina any day at a week, actually, but that depends on what time he gets home from work. And then, you know, I mean, some people work at home like my, my co-host Jason Cleveland, he, he works, he works from home like my sister could if she wanted to. But, you know, it depends on what time he gets off. If he gets off, uh, reasonably early, he can go by the pool. Hmm. Okay. Here we go. Time to spin. My, my, my, my, my. Yeah. Every, you know, you know, it's, it's amazing how we all have to walk on eight shells. All these snowflakes get so offended, so easily. I mean, every little thing, it's incredible. James, do you want to know what happened? Um, I live in this little town called Cumbernode. All right. And there's a group. I posted my music on this group and someone commented saying, I'm actually a cop from Cumbernode. How dare you, um, promote drugs and, and booze and gangs. I'm like, what the fuck? Look, this guy doesn't know anything. Like snowflakes. Yeah. Bart, they pissed me off. Bart, you're good people. Bart's cool. I mean. How are you doing? Um, I, I sometimes, uh, well, not sometimes a lot, a lot of times I have a very sarcastic, uh, sense of humor. Yeah. And, but I don't, I don't roast anybody like, you know, like the, like the celebrity roasts where they really hit below the belt and they get personal. I don't do that. I never do that. I have respect. Yeah. People are really super sensitive. They really are. And they have to stop. They have to stop being so thin skinned. Stop being so thin skinned people. Yeah. Yeah. Now Bigelow is a good company. Um, they, but this is a new thing. I mean, uh, shop, um, act me sells it. But shop, right? Doesn't know you figure that out. Shop rate doesn't have one single Bigelow cold water infusion tea. Now act me has, has almost all of them. Now why on earth does the store have, have, have every product, every product in the product line except one. I have no idea. The, the, the, the one they didn't have, I was looking for was peach lemonade with a Kyber. They didn't have that. They had the other self. So nice. Why not just get the whole product line. The same thing with like liquor stores. If you're going to order from a flying dog or, uh, or Sierra Nevada or, um, uh, both swinging or, um, whatever, if you're going to order from a, a popular craft beer company, get the whole product line, get the whole product line and see what sells, you know, don't just order like some of them because you happen to like the name. Uh, I mean, this way you could tell what is, what sells and what's not, you know, all right. That's funny. Oh, yeah. Oh, you have adult entertainment. Now, does, does any, anyone watching the show in the comments area, you know, before we talk about it, does anybody have anything to say, uh, or tell us something about the adult entertainment industry? I'm going to let the people listening to, um, say something about adult entertainment. I mean, there's no, there's no reason to pay for it because you can get it from free. Exactly. Why pay for it? If you go, if you go on, uh, on, uh, porn hub, porn hub dot com or tube eight dot com videos or X, X and X or red tube. Yeah. It's seen. Multitudes of, of, of videos of every genre. Every single adult entertainment genre is on, on these websites, but, um, they, they will show you, uh, whole videos, but some of them are partials and then they want you to join. They want you to be a member, to be able to see the entire video of everything that's on there. But, you know, there's no need for it because there's more than enough for free. Exactly. When I was a kid, yeah, to go, we had something called the VCR, you know, and he put a VHS tape in there and they had, they had movie rental places where you would rent the VHS of a movie or whatever. And in the back, all the way in the back, they had the adult section behind a curtain, behind a curtain and, uh, people would go behind a curtain and they would pick out whatever porno flick they wanted and VHS tape, they would rent it. There's no reason for it. No reason for it with technology. There really isn't. And there's no reason to buy magazines. Remember the old days, people would buy dirty magazines. Why, why get a magazine when you can watch free porn on your, on your smartphone, your laptop, your tablet, or your desktop? Why? I have an ACME and always I'll look for the cold fusion there, although it's a terrible ACME typical small town. Yeah, just look for the area where they have big ol' teas and see if they have any. I mean, maybe they have the one I'm drinking now, the raspberry one, which I happen to think is pretty decent. I've had, I have the other one. Is that a shady one? It was always good. Strawberry, strawberry and lemon. It's not that good. I thought it was going to be really good, but it's not as good as the raspberry one. Red and black with raspberry. You know, half a mile from me, I'll look for it. Yeah, take a look for it. Because, you know, the warm weather is coming in. You could take, like, a half gallon pitcher or even a gallon pitcher. And you could put, like, six, one maximum serving size is three bags. So you put, like, six bags in a pitcher. I mean, you don't have to put, like, I do, two bags in a shaker. It's not really a shaker. It's a spaghetti sauce jar that has, I saved it because it's like a, it's like a measuring cup, you know, the measurement's etched into the glass. Yeah. So that's the only reason why I saved this. And it happens to make a good shaker. It keeps the beverage nice and cold because it's in glass. I got it at all these. It's a decent, I'm not saying perfect. It's a decent spaghetti sauce called Priano. Priano. In all these markets, it's decent. It's okay. Do you make bold names with it? Yeah. And then when you're done, you save the jar because it's a measurement cup. Or, and then you can use it as a shaker. Going to shake rather than go. Now. And so if you got like a half gallon or gallon pitcher, you throw six bags in there, you know, and let it sit overnight and infuse. And it should be, it should be good the next day. It should be good to go. Okay. If anybody has anything else to say about adult entertainment, let us spin again. The first formal I ever watched was when I was like ten years old and I seen it on cable TV. It was called Conditions of a Wendell Queen. Sexuality. Sexuality. Right after adult entertainment. I mean, I mean, isn't it funny how it's gravitating towards that? Yeah. Yeah. Pornhub has got it all. Yeah. Listen. All right. Excuse me. There. Yogurt. Now. Use my system. You couples out there. Can't go. I believe in logic and efficiency. And. What I, what I believe in. What I, what I believe in doing is okay. First you got the, the beginning of foreplay. Which is. Kissing and embracing. And then you start kissing. You go like a vampire. You keep on focusing on the woman's neck. Because women is a very sensitive spot for women. Like, like, like to have some kind of Dracula fantasy. You keep on kissing them up and down the neck and they, and they get real hot that way. If you want, you can go up to their ears, but stay around the neck. Then you work your way down and you start sucking and gently biting on their nipples. I mean, don't. Don't bite it like it's a piece of raw high. God says, you know, you know, don't, don't make the girls suffer. And then what you do is, all right, then. You work your way down. Down the belly. Now the first, the second phase of foreplay. Is. 69. No girl. If the girl is. Being like really abusive to you. Then you, you, you do 68 where she does you and then you owe her six. That's 68. Now, 69. 69 kills. Two birds with one stone. You don't have to, you don't have to go down on her. And then say, okay, now you go down on me and it wastes too much time. You do to 69. You know, massage your ass. She's on top of you and you know, birds with one oyster. I mean, two fish with one oyster. 69. You make her do some work. No, no, you don't. You say, no, no, no lying on the back where I have to do all the work men do enough work. You make her get on top of you and ride you. And this way. You can adjust the angle of her body. As many orgasms as she wants. She can grind her clitoris to get your pelvic bone. And you can massage your ass. You can, you can, you can play with her breasts. You can kiss her. You, you have. You have easy access to all parts when the woman is on top of you. So if you can get the job done with the woman on top of you, you're saving time. It's very efficient. It's very efficient. And counter position. You go right for it. It gets done, you know. Now, what do you have to say about human sexuality, Jordan? You have anything to add? Well, I like a girl on top of me. I was on top of me. As you said, you don't need to do much work. All you need to do is move your pelvis, that's it. But yeah. Yeah. You pretty much covered it, James. You covered it, bro. That was fucking hilarious. Shake it up, shake it down. Move it in, move it around. Disco, baby. Oh, send me that song. Move it up. Shove it in round about disco, lady. Yeah, it's it. Look at that. Send it on messenger. Yeah, move it in, move it out. Shake it all about. Run many errands. Yeah. Hit all these. If you don't have to do any general shopping, just go right for the t-section and look. If they have it, wonderful. If they don't have it, eh, you'll walk out. Just a quick reminder. Please like the video and share. And if you haven't already, please subscribe. Progressive discussions every Sunday. Because it's a... Let me spin this because it's almost time for me to send the link to Paul, Anthony, Manti, yeah. Photos rights, very important. Everyone who's legally in the United States has a right to vote. No group of people should be oppressed. If you have a driver's license, a photo driver's license or photo ID, that should be enough to get you in there to vote. You shouldn't have to, if you're a minority person or a disabled person or a senior, no one should have to get by an additional separate voter registration card because in order to get your driver's license or the ID, if you happen to be an immigrant or as a green card, you know, you have a photo ID. In order to get these cards, including the driver's license, you have to submit your original birth certificate with a raised seal, which means that's all the identification you really need to vote. So don't listen to politicians like Republicans that say, you know, oh, you live in a poor neighborhood, you're African-American while you have to get a separate voter ID card. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. You know, black bean dip, they ever tried a black bean refried, the refried black bean, refried beans, they usually make it from pinto beans, but I have some of their organic refried beans, but I have some from Whole Foods, so that are pretty good. But, you know, I also got the Ortegas from Refried, because it has lard in it. And I think lard is part of the traditional recipe of refried beans. James, talk about black bean dip. Black bean dip. The last time I was in the restaurant, I had mussels with black bean and white wine sauce. Oh my God. Oh, you're talking about that fermented black bean sauce from the Asian market? I mean, Asian restaurants? I don't know. It was in a restaurant. Mussels with black bean and white wine sauce or something like that. I love the fermented black bean sauce that the Chinese use. It's really tasty. Yeah. It's a restaurant actually, so it might be the same thing. It could be. I love it. Usually they do like meat with the black bean sauce. Any meat of your choice, they do it with black bean sauce and they also stir fry vegetables. What about gammon? Yeah. Are the meat pies popular in Scotland or is that just England? Oh yeah. Have you ever had a Scottish pie before? No. That's basically mince in a pie. Look at that, Scottish pie. Oh, it's mince? Yeah, it's mince. It's mince in a pie. Look at Scottish pie or Scottish pie. Now is mince a combination of meat and spices? Yes. Yeah. It's a blend. Everything is chopped up. Fine, right? Yes, that's what we use for bowling yeasts sauce as well. If you've ever had bowling yeasts. Yeah, I've had bowling yeasts. I've had franches, scampi. Oh yeah. The pastry sauce, creamy. The creamy pink sauce is a combination of cream or maybe melted ricotta cheese and tomato sauce. I'm not sure. It could be ricotta cheese. It could be regular cream and they combine it with tomato sauce. Freshly made tomatoes. Parmesan? Parmesan? Romano and Parmesan are cheeses, but if you take... I can't eat sauce from a jar or a can anymore that's already made into sauce by some company. Because I get terrible acid reflux. Oh yeah. If I make my own from plump tomatoes, if I make my own homemade tomato sauce and you sufficiently cook it, then I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, I get you repped up with nowhere to go. Going to make a couple of phone calls I'll regret later. Oh, you talking about the food or you talking about the adult oriented subjects, madam? No, I got to send Paul. Any minute now I'm going to send Paul the link. He wants to be on. Let me spin it one more time. I don't know what I mean. I thought it was a little bit, I think. College tuition. College tuition. I miss the clubs. College tuition. College tuition is a big rip off racket in the United States. James, can you do a goofy impression? Gorge. What's that again? Can you do a goofy impression? Gorge. I was doing Popeye. You were doing this. Blow me down. I was sweeping. Yeah, who was sweeping? Was he like an illegitimate orphan baby found on a doorstep? Yeah, I think so, yeah. I don't know how she got knocked up or she was so skinny, but maybe. College tuition. Where do I start? Biggest rip off golf. I mean, in education. American college. College tuition. College tuition. In this day and age. Young people out there. With with the economy and the job market being. You know, flowing with raw sewage right now. Don't go to college. Don't don't get a student loan. You're never going to be able to pay that student loan back. You're not going to be able to pay that student loan back. You're not going to be able to pay that student loan back. You're not going to go to technical school and, you know, like like the old time is used to say. Learn to trade go to technical school and learn to trade. Yeah, don't don't end up with with one or $200,000 worth of debt that you got to pay off because you went to a prestigious university. You know, and then when you graduate. Then you can't find an entry level job because companies want experience and the but they want everything and and and you don't have experience because your entry level your fresh out of school you graduated. Well, no one will give you that experience. So now you're stuck with the student loan and you can't find your entry level job to pay off the student loan. Don't even do it. Don't even do it. Refried refried beans there. Ortega has decent ingredients but not old El Paso there's all crap in there. Stay away from old El Paso brand. I read it and I go no way am I buying this. This is garbage. What was El Paso? Ortega's got all natural ingredients. No preservatives no hydrogenate or whatever nothing toxic, no chemicals no, you know Ortega's pretty good and and Lard is actually it turns out that Lard is a nutritious fat. It is. It's you know, I mean those old-timers they knew what they were doing when they used to fry everything in Lard. You know, Lard doesn't go bad. It doesn't need refrigeration but as long as you keep it clean, you know, you have to take the particles out of it but Lard will last forever you know, for deep to have like cast iron and Dutch oven or something or one of those big chicken fryer, cast iron skillets that's a big skill but they're real high. You know, all right, let me say goodbye to the wheel and let me send Paul the link because Paul has a brand new professional recording studio right in his residence that he wants to show everyone and we find him. Awesome. And then when he comes on, he comes on just a matter of time. Little Herb Alper and T1 Brass Thank you. Thank you. How are you? How are your lady friends doing your assistance? What's her name? Chloe and Zoe? Oh, Zoe. I barely talked to Zoe anymore, but yeah. I think she's doing good. The one that was on with you that was Cleo or was it him again? The one that was on the show. Lucy? No, Zoe. That was Zoe? That was Zoe, yeah. Yeah, that was Zoe. Yeah, she's good. You guys don't talk too much? Not anymore. I think she's got another guy now. She's got another boyfriend now. That's how they are, you know. What? What? What? What are you all saying? They're young, dumb and full of comfort? Yeah, I am. Young, dumb and broke. Young, dumb and broke? Yes. In total Tuesday. We get a lot of cuticles around at the bottom of your nails. I don't know where and how they come from. You get what? Cuticles. What's that? It's a little pecker. It's a little piece of skin that sticks out at the bottom at the base of your nail and it hurts like hell. Oh, yeah. You have to cut it. You have to use a clipper. I get what you mean, yeah. Yeah. I bite my nails all the time. So I either bite them or I cut them. Yeah. What do you think of my new... Oh, nice. My new avatar. Wait, what the fuck? I don't know. It's a little ancient history. What do you think? I love it, man. It's funny, man. You and Zoe? You and Zoe or something? E-mail. We don't do it in that position, but yeah. Broying, man. Broying. Oh, man. Wow. Yeah. They don't let me do it on the... I don't know how to do it on the phone. There's certain things I can't do on the phone that I can do on the desktop. Yeah. If you put that on Facebook, then Zuckerberg will face it. No. I'll be put... I'll definitely be put in Facebook prison for that. Yeah. Look, I didn't make it. It comes from, I don't know, ancient Greece or Babylon or something or maybe Rome. Oh, really? Yeah. It's not something that a person can do. It's a part of ancient history. I mean, look. Are you kidding or is it actually a part of ancient history? Because if it is, then that's fucking amazing. I'm a historian, so I'm respecting I'm respecting history. See? Yeah, that's brilliant. Historical... Well, we're doing doggy style. Yeah, it reminds me of the first song I played. Get it on, move it on, get it. Keep on getting on. You gotta keep on getting on. You just gotta keep on getting on. It'll get better soon. You just gotta keep on getting on. You just gotta keep on getting on. Smile through the darkness of light. That's basically about a breakup, that song. It's basically you just gotta keep on getting on. It's about a breakup. That's what that's about. You see, what you do is like, for instance, when this girl stops contacting you and you think she found somebody else, you totally put your mind on other things. Don't even try to contact her. Yeah, wait. Exercising. Yeah, like exercise. Don't even try to message her, nothing. Yeah. Nothing. Because then, once she thinks that you're all depressed about her, then she's going to play mind games and it'll be like a power thing to her. Like, you know, she's in control because he wants me and he's depressed because he don't see me or hear from me and she'll feel like she's got you right in the palm of her hand. What? What? Don't even just put your mind on other people and other things and other hobbies. Yeah. But watch what's going to happen. If you hit it big in the type of music you play, all the women from your past are going to contact you and they're all going to want a piece of the Jordi K. I hope so. Mark my word. Well, yeah, but before, like why? They want to know you because you're famous and you got money. Before, when you were just Jordi K right? You stopped hearing from me. Yeah. I hope I make it back. And if I do then everybody's going to know your name as well. Listen, you wouldn't need any of the women from your past because if you made it in the music industry you'll have whole army of new, real attractive women. Yeah. You are disposing. Yeah. You wouldn't even even think about anybody from your past. Yeah, I've got old friends that I've had good friends that I've went and left and I'll make more friends in the future. I mean, you know, I can use a friend. You're my American friend. Yeah, I mean, you're well, you want friends that are on the same page as you. You want people that you have to work with mentally. Yeah. You have things in common and you click. You don't want people that are going to hold you back or hinder you. Yeah, exactly, James. Yeah. Yeah. Or people who put you down. Or people who put you down. Now, Paul says Oh, yeah. 8 p.m. Sounds great, James. Yeah, 8 p.m. Yeah, I'll be there. Well, it's 8, 22 p.m. Damn, it's one in the morning. It's 1, 22 a.m. By you. Yeah. And he hasn't even seen the link yet. So it's like I'll stay on for like another 15 minutes or something. 15, 20, I'll stay for 20 minutes. Yeah, whatever yeah, yeah, whatever you can and if I don't, if he doesn't pop on I'll just I'll just close the show. It's not that bad. So we're going on an hour and 40 minutes with the show. Jump on, Paul. It's not bad. It'd be nice if he jumped on like he said he was. Yeah, that would be nice. Let me let me hold on. Yeah, I can I can talk. Let me know if you can still hear me. Yeah, I can hear you. I'm going to take care of this. Let's put some some some lip balm lip balm on. Have you got a pair of nail quippers? Yeah, I'm going to get that right now. Right here. I have everything everything in easy access location. I never like to lose things. I always like to know where everything of value is everything that I need. Like I have everything in specific locations. Yeah, me too. Me too. Like I keep like anything involved with medical anything that's doing medical whether it's over the counter or whatever I have them all together and soap and toothpaste and tissues. I got them in another spot. I pretty much know where everything I need is. Yeah, because you don't want to be needing something and then having to go look about the house for it. That's why I keep everything neat and tidy in a specific place. I've got OCD so yeah. Yeah, I just like everything in proper order categories. I'm very organized. That's where I'm looking that's where I was looking for very organized. Or in Scotland we say well kept well kept. Yeah. Now the mince pie would that be the most popular meat pie in Scotland? The mince? Scottish pie. Scottish pie. And you make different cones different types of scones. In fact, see a Scottish pie we usually have a Scottish pie and we put a Scottish pie in Oving and then we put beans on top like beans in tomato sauce. On top of it? Yeah. Yeah. The next time I make a Scottish pie with beans I'll post the picture on everything and show you. I'd rather have the beans on the side. You know why I'm saying this I like when the pie crust gets brown and crispy you know when the outer end gets crispy you know if I put beans in tomato sauce on top it's going to make the whole pie soggy. Yeah. I'd rather have the inside of the pie moist. The pastry would just be nice. I see it. That looks pretty good. Wait, two overall for your dinner and this is the beans. You get beans in top of them. It's a bit wild but it's nice. Yeah, I mean I make things with I make recipes with beans but it's it's not going to go on food that's meant to be crispy. It's like Campbell's pork and beans. It's like beans and tomato sauce. Oh, campbells. You get campbells, the brown campbells I love their Say what is it? I like I like the other company Bush Bush's baked beans or B&M they use brown sugar and pork. Brown sugar. Yeah, brown sugar molasses and yeah, you know what as soon as you you got to hit the sack I'm going to call this a joke because Paul is not being reliable. It's like half one. Yeah, he's not being reliable. But it was a good jam. Yeah. Yeah. I hope it's not a significant other that's preventing him from coming on a show because a lot of these dudes their wives or girlfriends they compete with everything a man wants to do and involve them. They get socks and they start competing. Yeah. They got to be the center of fucking attention. Why just because they gave up the bearded cherry stone clam or something. You know, they just because the guy lays pipe they they feel Oh, I own him now. He's mine. She doesn't like him spending time with his friends. He's going live stream. Yeah, there's a lot of guys like that. The other guy from Brooklyn Michael Comer off his wife. I was told this wife puts him on like a like a curfew for going live stream. He's only allowed to live stream like a couple hours a week. Um, really? Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's the case. I'll stay single. Yeah. Yeah. Okay then. I'm going to head off to bed then. Yeah. I'm going to close out the show. Thank you for having me, James. It was a pleasure to join with you. No, thank you. Thank you. I mean, you're a man of your word. You're very reliable. And we had fun. Yeah. Next time. Yeah, you know what it is? When people start to get successful, they get real pompous. Yeah. And, you know, I'm never going to come with that. Yeah. Hey, he stiffed me. And I'm just, when he started sending me to bed, I was like, you know, starting tomorrow, I'm just going to ignore it. I'm not going to answer him. You know, I'm not going to answer him. But listen, thank you for the jam. Next time you go on your computer. And it'll, it'll be great. Yes, definitely. All right. See the good thing about a harmonica, that's the deeper one. All right, chief. Have a good night. You too. So thank you for having me. Take care, everyone. Thanks.