 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and look, I have a bone to pick with this game. The name of this game is LittleBigPlanet. It makes no- HECK IN SENSE! Eugh! And it... Pee's me off! That doesn't sound right. I sort of over-sensor myself, but that really sounds nasty. So, let's build. Look at it, it's trying to calm me down and everything. Frick you, fricker. But nonetheless, let's play the game anyway. My anger goes away like that. You're most welcome in LittleBigPlanet. Shut up! There he goes again. I'm angry again. Gasp in utter amazement. Oh, I'm f**king amazed, alright, that it's not working. What do you mean a problem connecting? What does zero mean? F**k! Oh, I didn't say a bad word. Oh, this is gonna be fun. If anyone just found my channel, they're gonna think I'm like, I gave me channel for kids. But take one look at my Sims series and you'll realize that's not the case. At least I hope it's not the case because if any kids watch this, me and there you are, they're gonna turn out to be monsters. Imagine me having a kid. I'm gonna teach them the alphabet in colors. Blue, green, purple, red, and brown. They're gonna be so messed up. Yeah, I think the reason it's not working online is because it's still like updating. So I'm gonna just hop in and single-player and see what that's all about. And then we can see what online has to offer. Finally, a game that dumps down everything. I was always wondering what Luading means. When you visit little big planet, you become your true and pure self. Oh, Jesus. This planet's gonna get destroyed. All right, let me play. Come on, I'm ready to go. And this is you. No, that's not me. I was above behind the fecking clown. I've left the planet. Turns out this planet is flat. I just walked straight off it. What's this button do? Oh, it kills him. Okay, I like that. Transporting oneself. I have no interest in listening to you. I just get running. I run from my problems. And right now my problem is you. Oh, no. This is what happens when I don't play the tutorial. The game gets pissed off. Sorry, the game gets peed off and pulls me into another dimension. What the hell? What are they doing to me? I think they're making me into a McNugget or something. Oh, rats. I'm still alive. Never mind. Welcome to Bunkham Chummy Jump Jump where the sky is strewn with circling clouds of imagination. Thanks. I hate it. Can I leave? I want to get started, dude. Come on. I'll skip. There we go. Straightening everything out. Could you do my posture while you're at it? I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Oh, how I love the mountain air. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. I know this is supposed to be peaceful, but it really feels like he's a serial killer chasing me and it's stressing me out. Oh, good. I'm dead. At least the terror is over. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just running away from it. I'm just trying to escape this tutorial. It's like a nightmare. A tutorial is just chasing me. God damn everything in this world looks like it's just having a horrible existence. Existence is pain. Wonderful work. I knew you could do it. Thanks. It's kind of easy when I'm motivated by a tutorial chasing me along. I don't know how I'm pulling this. My legs are just in the air. It's like a glitch that would happen in a Harry Potter game or something. Oh, my God. This world is freaking terrifying. Honestly, it's like a fucking nightmare. Welcome to my airborne laboratory. Oh, my God. Now I've been kidnapped. This guy is something else. I think I got to make a disguise so he won't know it's me. There we go. And now he'll never recognize me. Hello, Poppy. I'm just looking for a bit of cricket. I don't know what that accent is, but that's my disguised voice. I'm just going to make a sticker of me. I wanted like a tribal sticker, like the kind that you go into a tattoo parallel and it would be first in the book and you just go, I want that one. I wanted something super generic, but this picture of me will do as well. There we go. It's like back in Wanted posters or something. I don't like where this is going. It sounds really wrong. Oh, God. No, he knows it's me. My disguise didn't work. Okay, that's it. I'm extremely peed off to the point where I'm actually going to go pee. All right. That's out of my system. Literally. I'm ready to play again and I'm a much camera now. You can't have too many pockets. That's actually true. I'm a big fan of having a lot of pockets. The only thing is I hoard stuff in my pockets by accident. I legit found a yogurt that I forgot about like from a week ago in one of my pockets before. See how it's now in your hands? That's pock tech for you. I'm practicing my swing. Trying to teach me how to play the game. That's a paddling. Oh, if only daddy were here to witness it. You want daddy to witness you using the pumpinator. I really don't like where this is going. Press the L of Jolly Good. Jolly Good. He says I can kill myself. You know what? The feeling is mutual, buddy. The scholars of the omniverse have forever debated what the most satisfying feelings in existence are. I'm sure ending this tutorial would be the best one. The thing is, I think the tutorial is sort of over. I think this is just the story now. You're screaming, but honestly, are you surprised? Your spaceship has a hat on the top of it. Like a little bowler hat. It can't be aerodynamic. Not a great victory for health. Look how he's checking out. It's like, why do I look like this? Nanna put the crazy crone who lives here. I suspect to be the prophetic liberator of those diabolical denizens. You must get up there and stop her. No problem, chief. I got my cricket bat. Being evil, that's a paddling. The pumpinator doesn't just blow. It can suck too. Did they know what they were doing? Like how that sounds? All right, line up that swing. We're ready for a paddling. Let's get going. We want to use the paddle and the pumpinator on you. They're going to be like, oh no, please don't use the paddle and pumpinator on me. What's that sound? Probably someone using the pumpinator on themselves. Oh, whoops. Okay. That was just suicide, right? I tried to grab on, but I forgot I had the pumpinator out. Okay. This is like the ending of fucking Toy Story 3. The true ending of Toy Story 3, I should say, where they just go into the incinerator and you end the movie. That's canon in my mind. I'm like, I don't want these collectibles. Get them out of here, pumpinator. Don't make me collect them. Get out of here. I'm going to level with you. I don't really know what I'm doing half the time. I just keep interacting with everything I see. I keep trying to incinerate myself, but the game keeps stopping me. Oh my God. I was about to say you have bags under your eyes, but I think your eyes are literally in bags. I wouldn't, but unfortunately for you, you literally gave it an escape route here with your trap. I'd make such a good evil villain. I would have no escape, no failed safes. Tripwires hooked up the shotguns. Okay. I'd like an escape. YouTube commenters don't mind if I repeatedly explode cats over and over again by blowing them into fire, do they? No, it's dogs. They get upset with. Yeah, cats are fine, I think. You know, like this poor old woman just wants to be let alone with her cats. I'm here ruining her day. I'm the bad guy. Duh. I even have my own bad guy music when I show up. Okay, I take back what I said. You're the bad guy. Okay, no, I'm the bad guy. I am literally cooking him. Okay, he's dead. I like how reaction is. How dare you after I killed him? You, sir, have been accused with murder. How very dare you naughty, naughty. Look at him standing there like a freaking badass. I might have known this was something to do with you. Hit her with the paddle. Hit her with the paddle. You can't trust a word this boy says. He's tricked you. I knew he was fucking evil. God, whoever designed these characters was high as a kite. You must never do that. Oh my God, he's about to spill that tea. It's about time that I spilled some tea on YouTube. She's like, it's okay. You didn't know what you were doing. And I'm there like, I kind of had an inkling. I didn't kind of have a feeling we were the bad guy there. Good thing I'm wearing my disguise. All those wanted posters rubbed for a reason. God, what is he doing in there? He's using the pumpinator on himself. What have you done? Leading my new tier stray. Don't blame me for your poor parenting. He doesn't know no better. You've got to save him from himself. I like this ending though. I like the fact that we all just die here and the world is consumed by evil. In fact, let's edit in a nice little ending for this game. Okay, now that the story mode is over, let's take a look at the online. I've never gone to do this. Oh, John, are you perfect? Can we get dank meme please? RPG, what the hell? Asking to join new game, leader, something, something. Please let me in. Yes, they're letting me in. Thank you, kick-cock. Wait, what the hell is that me? Am I an ant? Is this an RPG for ants? Ryan refused to let me join. Ryan, why are you like this? All right, general killer. This is my kind of person, I think. He ignored me. Oh, for fuck's sake, come on. Someone, please. Jay Diddy, what the? Why does everyone hate me? It doesn't help that my PlayStation name is like ZXNorahGretzXZ. Come on, Dark Lore 2019, a fellow exer in your name. Great. Yes, someone finally let me in. Now I can finally socialize with someone. Hey, guys, my wife just left me. I need support, not laughter. I meant to put in dot, dot, dot, but that face kind of works as well. The first place I thought to come to was Little Big Planet. Okay, this is me flying apparently, but I'm just kind of stuck in the floor. Okay, citizens, I'm here to save you. Oh, that's Sannick that just walked by me. Okay, I fell down an open manhole. You know what? These people don't care for me at all. I'm just going to kill myself. Oh, God, even this toxic waste doesn't kill me. Probably because I'm toxic myself. I'm immune. This is extremely bizarre. I'm going to just fly up until I break the game. Okay, it's unbreakable. Even though one could argue that it may have been broken from the start. I'm definitely making a glitch out of it, but that's about it. I don't like this level. Why did they let me join? He wishes to follow me. Why? All I did was join and say my wife left me. Super Mario Bros., but it's in Little Big Planet. Oh, thank you for coming up with a title for me. Oh, wait, it's actually Mario. What the hell? I thought I'd have my character. It's a little bit janky. Like it's moving really oddly and strangely, but what the hell? How did someone do this? Oh my God, this is insane. How the hell did they make this? I'm genuinely impressed. It started to get over the fact my wife just left me. I'm going to find you siren head. Show yourself. Oh, it's siren head. I've seen the gifts of this, but I don't actually know what it is. So maybe this will clarify for me. It'll be good to know. It's already terrifying considering the birds fly like that. OMG. I hear siren head. Is that a corpse? Jesus Christ. This game went from Super Mario to this. This is fucking terrifying, but for all the wrong reasons. What is going on? I need to run to my car. No, I don't think I will. I think I'll let it kill me. There we go. This game is weird. I feel like I'm playing Dreams. All right, one more. SpongeBob Death Run. That sounds like a fucking nightmare. This is a versus level. Play with other players. I'd love to, but people generally don't let me in their games. So I'll just push SpongeBob in. Okay. This isn't Death Run. This is Murder Run. I just murdered SpongeBob. What the hell is going on? Patrick is also dead. Let me have another crack at that one. Okay. What is happening? Oh, Jesus. This is filthy. Should I get the pumpinator? Oh, they're going my legs. I guess I'll just use my face as legs instead. Well, Patrick just got chopped in half. This is bizarre. I'd never looked at community made things and I'm kind of glad I didn't feel like I wasn't mature enough when I first got these games back in the PlayStation 3 to handle this stuff. All right. You know what? I'm going to leave it there. That was fantastic. I thoroughly enjoyed every second of that, especially, you know, the corpse and the cutting Patrick star in half. God, I really didn't expect to be saying that sentence when I started playing Little Big Planet. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate watching as always folks. If you want more of me, I post every single second day and I also stream five times a week if you want to check out my stream in the description. But yeah, we're going to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed. Appreciate you as I said earlier and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.