 It's so stupid. It's positively bruised. Yep, Sholomaine to God, Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for joining us for another motherfucking week of brilliance and idiotness, whatever you want to call it. We might as well get right to it. We can start this week off by saying what we saw. That was positively brilliant. But we saw that made us say, what a fucking idiot. Where do you start, Andrew? Why don't you start? Because I'm I'm only focused on one one a fucking idiot right now. And I think that we're probably going to avoid that. OK, you got one person in mind for what a fucking idiot. Who's the one person? Oh, now you want to talk about it. Now you want to talk about it. Now you want to talk about because we decided not to talk about it before the podcast. What are you talking about? We don't do no prep. You said we don't do any prep on this show. Oh, we don't do prep. Oh, we do some post. We didn't have any pregames. We do some post. But we have no pregames. We had a couple of lay-up lines, Charlotte. There was a couple of lay-up lines going on for the game. OK. You just got the itch. You just got the itch you want to talk about. And it wasn't just lay-up lines. We were catching up. I don't know, man. Listen, here's the thing. I feel like you got a shooter's hand. I feel like you might have. I don't want to. I don't. I don't want to bitch show. She like, no, we can't listen. Maybe you got to call some ISO, please. I don't know, you know, you want to run some ISO? Fuck the triangle. Give it to me in the post. But I would rather. I would rather you hear it, though. Yeah, I got to hear it first. I want you to hear it. I want you to hear it. It's not going anywhere. It'll be it'll be a little topic for a minute, especially in this little podcast world. I want you to hear it. Yeah, exactly. Because I just got the cliff's notes of it, but I need to hear it. Yeah, I want you to hear it. But then I have to listen. Oh, it's it's worth it. It's kind of worth it. Is it? Hey, is it, though? A little bit. Nobody got any clue what we're talking about. That's fine. That's fine. I want it that way. Everybody knows exactly what we're talking about. That's fine. That's fine. I will say this. What a fucking idiot. NBC News mistaking you saying, boat with Kevin Hart. Listen, I know we're in a volatile time. I know racism and bigotry is at all time high, but we don't have to bring back the old tropes like all black people look alike because it has to be in the same ballpark. You mistake me and Kevin Hart. Fine. I get it. You mistake me and anybody in the same height bracket. I get it. That could that had to be paid for, bro. Somebody saw it. You can't make that mistake, dude, because that implies that the person that was doing that does not know who Kevin Hart is or Usain Bolt. And I don't think that person exists. You just called him Usain. What? Usain is somebody that the Trumps want to take out in Iraq, probably. I don't know. Usain Bolt. Usain. Usain. It's Usain Bolt, bro. Usain. I think it's Usain Bolt. I don't know. You might be right. No, it's Usain. I thought it was Usain. It doesn't have a Y in the front. It's U-S-A-I-M. No question, buddy. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know if it's Usain or Usain, because people say it too fast, but I'm broke. Usain Bolt. Most of it, Usain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's right. Wow, bro. Wow. Yo, we just watched y'all turn into a grandfather right now in front of our eyes, bro. Holy shit. By the way, they said that it was like a word. Hey, slow down, young man. Usain is named too fast. Get it? Usain, Usain. All right, nevermind. Usain was a glitch, though, and our other producer at the Breakfast Club said that it does happen. It does happen what? A glitch in what? In your... He was saying the glitch in the program or whatever. Like, if... However they do it, if the image doesn't match up with their format, then it'll go too good. They use another image of a black guy. Basically. Yeah, that's great. You can't post any old image. Like, it has to be an image that's been cleared, because they can do you and shit like that. But I still don't understand how you mistake Usain Bolt for Kevin Hart, but this is the reason why I purposely mistake all white people. I do it all the time. It's amazing. I love to say Elton John is in the Beatles. I love to say Sting is like the last living Beatle. I do it all the time. I mistake Channing Tatum for Neil Patrick Harris. I do shit like that just because... Just because. It might be like Channing Tatum. I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, doogie house. Right. Just do it. Just do it. Just do it to piss people. And then how do we react about it? It depends who it is. We don't care, right? No, no, that's not true. Yeah, honestly. If I say Sting is in the Beatles, that can cause a fight. If I say Elton John is the last living Beatle, that can cause a fight. Nobody's fighting over the Beatles, Charlemagne. Hey, people love the Beatles. Oh, that's right. Love them. You said something who is bigger than the Beatles. What'd you say? I didn't start that. Did I start that? I don't think I started that. I think Deezus started that. Sway Lee or something like that. Amigos. Amigos are bigger than the Beatles. Amigos are bigger than the Beatles. Yeah, yeah. Deezus started that. Deezus started that back in the day. Yeah, and people got upset. It was freaking articles and like rolling stone and variety. We were really discussing history. Like they was really, really, really, really upset. That's how many white people watch VICE. Oh, this is before VICE. Oh, really? Yeah, this is when Deezus and Merrill was just on social media. Oh, yeah, they were masters of that shit. Oh, they were the best. Come on, man. They were the best. They were the best. Yes. Listen, Deezus is like... Deezus is one of the few... Not even one of the few. Deezus is the only black person I know who got on pretending to be white. I'm not talking about like, you know, being like a uncle Tom type, like, you know, doing white people's bidding. Like Deezus was really pretending to be white. It was one joke. It was one joke. Right? But they thought he was white. His avatar. His avatar was never a person. It was like a dog or something. I don't remember what the picture was, but he would talk like a black guy. And then one day he revealed himself. He was white. And then people lost it. Lost it. Yo, you know how good of a troll. Not much of a troll you have to be. Oh, that's brilliant. That you don't even care about getting credit for the troll. Mmm. It's just getting you off. Bro, that's the greatest prank. I've ever told you how I got pranked by that chef, by that cooking show guy. Oh, what happened? I've never told you this story. Where like, I was leaving, where we used to record the podcast, and there was a guy who does, it was like Adam eats anything. What's that fucking show called? Where he just eats the weirdest food. It was like one of those cooking show things. Right? Okay. And I recognized him on the way out, and I was with a couple of my guys. And I said, I was like, Oh dude, we're about to go get some food, man. Do you have any like great restaurant recommendations in the city? He's like, All right, I got you. I'm going to hook you up with the best thing. Right. So he gives me these three restaurants. Right. He goes, you got to go get the Lomo Saltado at a, you know, blah, blah, blah, whatever his fucking name is. No, no, a different guy. So Adam Richmond. Right. I think it was man. Oh, it might have been a different guy. But still, it was one of those guys. Right. Anyway, so he gives me these three different restaurants. Right. We go to this one restaurant. We asked for the Lomo Saltado. We sit down there like, sorry, this is a vegan restaurant. I go, what? He goes, yeah, it's a vegan restaurant. I go, I know it's the off menu Lomo Saltado. It's the off menu. They're like, we don't have an off menu. We don't have the fuck we're talking about. I'm like, oh, that's weird. So we go to another restaurant. Right. He goes, you got to go to the five napkins burger and you asked for the off menu sushi. Right. So we're in the five napkins burger. Bring a banana. Oh yeah. We have to go to the five napkins burger as for the off menu sushi. But before you give them the order, you have to give them a banana. So we go to a fucking deli. We buy three bananas each. The waiter comes to the table and we're like, listen, we need that off menu sushi. And then we hand them the banana. Right. Hand on the banana. The waiter takes the banana and he goes, yeah, this is a burger spot. It like says burger on the outside. Like there's no way you could have sushi here or whatever. And then just walks away with my banana, which is mad weird. And then we go fucking, we're just going to eat there. He gave me one more recommendation to go into a container unit on the West side. Like where people come and they drop off stuff. Not people like boats come. They drop off those containers. He's like, there's a Mexican restaurant. Best tacos you ever had in your life there. We go, there's no way that's fucking true. Those other two ones, he got us. We're not going to be dumbasses on the fucking West side highway, walking around containers. The one restaurant that's real. The one in the fucking containers. But I respect the restaurant in New York with containers. Apparently on the West side highway on, on like the port over there. But what I thought was so dope about the prank is I'll never see him again. But he knows that he made me buy a banana and then hand it to a waiter at five. Burger brother. Oh, listen, he's, he's, he's listening to this podcast. Somebody's going to put him on and he's going to play this shit over and over and over and over again for his people. Bro, that's the best prank. The one that you don't even need to see it come to fruition. I love it. It's the best shit in the world. And I used to do that shit when I was young. I would say shit about people and forget about it. And then realize years later, I caused these people so much trauma. Because people actually fucking believe this stupid shit that I would say. Like really? Like what? No, one was real bad. One was so bad. Can you share it? No, not in this lifetime. Yo, you know what? Five years ago, I would have said it. There was this, I was, I was doing some pilot for some shit up at Harvard. And there's this like thing, you know, the national lampoon. You ever heard of that? Yeah, it's a movie. It's a movie, but it's based on like this magazine, comedic magazine, Harvard doesn't fucking matter. Anyway, they have this like little like house that is built just for the people of the national lampoon over there. The guy that built the house built all these secrets into the house. Okay. And there's tons of secrets that you just got to figure out. And then there are like messages within the house. And apparently Conan O'Brien found one. There's this tile wall, all the tile, the whole wall is tiles and ornate tiles with all these details. Apparently Conan was just chilling high. And he noticed that in the tiles, in the tile, the spiral on the tiles stopped and then started in a weird place on the next tile. So he chips away the tile, opens it and inside there's a note that says took you long enough. That's kind of fire, isn't it? I mean, yeah. Unless nobody sees it. Unless you're in the afterlife and you get to see it from the afterlife. I guess maybe that is. But like, I don't know. I love that. Like we always try to do that in our pieces on Saturday when we do the monologues. Like we always hide little shit in the pictures. Like there's always jokes on top of jokes within shit. I just love when people are willing to let someone not get the joke. I just like layers. Like I don't like, I like matter of fact shit. Don't get me wrong. But I like when you say something and it's kind of like an inside joke. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Like you have to be in a certain culture or be a part of a certain thing to get it. You know what I mean? Like I don't want to have to explain a Marvel reference to them up. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like I don't want to have to explain a dope movie reference to them up. Okay. If you know the movie and you like, oh, shit, that's dope. I get it. Bro. That shit you posted was so funny. What? The Wolverine looks like two Batman's kissing. Amazing. Fuck me up. Bro. Bro. That shit is so funny, though, because you got the tattoo Wolverine on your arm, bro. You got a bunch of guys making out on your forearm, dude. The same forearm you used to whack off with. What the fuck is going on, Charlotte Maeve? What do you have to tell us? I didn't see, you know, it's so funny. I went through all those comments. It was like four thousand comments and I didn't see the one obvious joke. Which was? Batman. Yeah. I was like, what? I'm like, where's the one obvious joke? I'm like, what? It's two Batman kissing. Nobody made the most obvious joke. Bro. This guy said a fucking good shit on Twitter. He DM me, man, I got to get his names. I give credit. Totally random. But he goes, you know how Trump could really unite the country? Black dude, he goes, if he switched a MAGA to, instead of make America great again, it was make America safe again. Right? Like everybody wants to be safe. Right? You got it already? You got it already? Already? You got it already? Make America safe again turns MAGA to? That is so stupid. What does it turn? Massive. You got it quick, bro. I give you that. That'll be so fucking stupid. Bro. My God. Bro, tell me what you thought about the DC drops. The Batman. Positively brilliant. Okay. I think that is brilliant that milestone comics. Milestone comics is a black comic company that's been around for a while. They got a lot of characters. They got static shock. Probably their most popular character. I think icon is a part of them. Man, I forgot the other person. It's a few characters in that universe. I just think it's brilliant to relaunch that right now and see what they're doing. They're doing it during Black History Month, which I think is perfect. No, I meant the Batman trailer. Oh, shit. Yeah, I'm talking about the white stuff. All the best stuff looked regular. Wonder Woman looked the best out of all of them. Ah, stop it. What's that called? Stop it. Is he capping again? Are you capping, bro? Listen to Misogyny, man. Yo, that's who I am, bro. Let's go. Call me James Bond up in this bitch. Wonder Woman was the best. She was so powerful. It did. She was so powering up. Batman looked... Do you know Batman's only 30% done? Huh? The new Batman movie is only 30% shot. What about the Wonder Woman? Wonder Woman's done. Wonder Woman's in the can. Probably cost 30% less. Wonder Woman's in the can. Listen. Wonder Woman is the highest grossing DC film of all time. Because they didn't have to pay much. They save money, bro. You get 30% off on Wonder Woman, dawg. I hate DC. Oh, God. I hate DC. But Wonder Woman Trailer looks better than the Batman movie. But Wonder Woman Trailer looks better than the Batman trailer and the new Justice League shit. The Zack Snyder cut that's coming on HBO Max. What does that mean, the Zack Snyder? Is it the same exact movie they're just bringing back? It means that DC knows it's so trash that like how when you put an album out on title, you do a deluxe version. Okay. Sometimes the album doesn't get the reception you want, so you do a deluxe version with 10 new songs. That's all DC's doing. They're like, oh, let's try this again. The first Justice League movie sucked ass. And the first Justice League movie should never be forgiven because they introduced their whole superhero team in a fucking email attachment while fucking Marvel gave you 10 years of all types of movies. Shit that you probably wouldn't even watch, but they made us watch like Ant-Man. You know what I mean? We didn't care about no Ant-Man back then. They took, but I will say this. Being a band was having this conversation. The reason Marvel is better than DC is because when it came, at least in the film world, is because they were forced to be more creative because they didn't have all of the best ingredients. DC had access to all this franchise players. DC had access to Batman, Hooper Man, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Marvel Film Universe didn't have access to the Fantastic Four and who else is their star player? I think Spider-Man at the time. They had to use Iron Man and Thor and Captain America. All of these people that were considered, I don't know if Captain America was, but Thor and Iron Man definitely were considered like B-level characters in the Marvel Universe. But they had to create around that. But they had to make sure that their shit was top notch. So you're saying that Marvel had to take a soul food approach to their characters. That's right. That's right. They didn't have the best pieces of the animal. But they found a way to make the worst pieces of the animal absolutely fucking delicious. That's exactly what they did. Simple and plain. That's it. Wow. That's exactly what they did. And they took them ten years. That's why even at the end, if you watched Avengers Endgame, that end scene when they put all of the women together, that's like one of the what? When they put all the what together? When they put all the women together to stop misogyny, man. Oh, I took a piss during that part. I went to the bathroom. It was, by the way, it was a great scene. What it showed you was the lack of female character development in the Marvel Universe. But that's because they don't have access to the A-list male characters. They actually didn't have access to the A-list women characters after Marvel's A-list one. I think you could throw Scarlet witch in there. But everybody else in that scene, no. But what was that part? What was that part of the movie? I remember that in Endgame. Were they the paramedics or something? What did they do? It was really just the women's empowerment scene. Ah, OK. Yeah. But what was their purpose in the battle? Did they bring fruit snacks or orange slices to the guys or something like that? What were they doing? What's wild about it is Captain Marvel's one of the strongest heroes in the Marvel Universe. He just saw her run through Thanos' whole ship destroy it. Right. Yeah. She didn't need no help. She could have run through Thanos' whole crew. So what took her so long? Why was she kind of like leaving us out to dry here? Oh. Captain Marvel. Why was she so busy? What was she doing? Oh, because as she said in the movie, this isn't the only planet to protect. Ooh. Oh, yeah. She said that in Endgame. It's because they asked her that. One of the guys was like, what's wrong with the war machine? Where have you been all this time? And she was like, your planet isn't the only planet to protect and other planets don't have y'all. Sounds like a convenient excuse to me. That's what it sounds like. But also DC announced the milestone stuff, which I was talking about. Milestone is a black comic book company that actually licensed a lot of its characters to DC. And now they're relaunching and Static Shock is, you know, their main character and Static Shock, you know, I think Jaden Smith was born to play the Static Shock role, especially when he used to have the dredge and stuff like that. A lot of people disagree with me now. And they think other people should play him. I still think it's Jaden's role to lose. But I like that. You know, I like, I like it, especially after seeing Kid Cudi tweet out. And we get some superheroes who don't have black in their name. Can we get some black superheroes who don't have black in their name? Kid Cudi. There's only one black superhero with black in it. Black Adam. Black Panther. But isn't that Black Adam? I don't even think Black Adam is black. Well, he's the rock, whatever the rock is. He's, I don't think black. Let me see it with black. Is Black Adam black? Huh? Hawaiian? It might be. Hold on. Is Black Adam black? Let's see. Well, Black Adam ain't a superhero either though. He's a villain. Oh. I don't know Black Adam. Why is Black Adam called Black Adam? Yeah, because the Shazam power corrupted him and Shazam gave him the name Black Adam. I don't even think Black Adam is black, bro. He's not? No. I don't think black. But that's DC, so I could be mistaken. Is he black? I mean, that's crazy. You just call a not black character Black Adam. He looks like the rock. He does look like the rock in the comic. Well, the rock is playing him. They're bringing back the movie. Yeah. He does look like the rock. The rock is an actor. He's a wrestler. Oh, he's Hawaiian and black. Oh. I think the rock. I had a rocking. Rock is one of those. Rock is one of those rare. Yeah. I was like, I didn't even know. Rare humans. I'm just rare. No, no, no, listen to me. You don't look at him as any race. The rock is one of those rare humans who has transcended race. He really has, bro. Everybody can relate to him. It's very rare. Those people are very rare on this planet. All right. And he's just one of those people who star is so big and so many people love him. Yeah. That they can tuck their prejudices. Do you think he's bald, though? I don't think he's bald. I think he just checks so many boxes. Like he's Hawaiian. So he's kind of Asian, right? He's black. So he's kind of black. But when you look at him, he kind of looks like a tan white guy. And he comes from the world of sports. Wrestling specifically. Super white world. It's hard. It's very hard for races to hate the people they root for. The people they root for. Yeah. I mean, now you can hate the racer, but you can't hate the person that you want to win. Listen, a lot of bigots in Cleveland didn't start hating LeBron probably till he left. All before he was... That's all a boy. Literally. That's all a boy. He's a good one. But then when he left, they was burning his jersey. I think it's the same thing with rock. I think when you hit a rock and you start off in athletics, you start off in sports. People like you. They like you as a wrestler. Then you become like this world-renowned actor. Your race doesn't actually present for you first. Question. Do you think that Montrez Harrell should have been fined or had to apologize or anything for calling Luca Dauncish a pussy-ass white boy or bitch-ass white boy? Yeah. Yeah. I think he should have. I mean, yeah. I saw Matt Barnes saying that when you were on the court, it's a different world. You know what I'm saying? Things that are said on the court that don't fly other places. But I know and we all know that Luca couldn't say a pussy-ass nigga. You know what I'm saying? Or even black boy, he couldn't say pussy-ass black boy. Yeah, he couldn't say pussy-ass black boy. So, yeah, but I mean, listen, it's a clear double standard, right? Yeah, it is interesting because like when you grow up playing sports, like as a white dude, especially basketball, you hear white boy all the time and it's not always a pejorative. Like, it's sometimes like, yo, white boy's nice. Or pussy-ass. Or pussy-ass. So it's more pussy-ass. A bitch-ass. Exactly, right? So that's more of the thing. That being said, it's really weird. Like, I'm all for, talk whatever shit you want on the court and yes, we understand like as a white dude, there's just certain things that you don't tap into on the court. You clown somebody's game, you clown the way they look, et cetera, but you just don't get into the racial component of it. Like, it's just, yeah, it's just something that just doesn't really happen. I mean, they made a whole movie about it, right? White men can't jump. The whole premise of white men can't jump was the stereotypes that exist about white men on the basketball court. You know what I'm saying? I don't know how I was back in the day. I would have to talk to somebody in the 80s. I'm sure Larry Bird got a lot of that. And Larry Bird probably talked a lot of shit too, maybe not racially. There is a double standard in terms of like racially talking shit. That being said, when you add the corporate aspect to it, it is interesting because corporate rules have to be even across the board. And that's what I'm saying. That's why I say when you ask me, should he be fine? Somebody else would have been fine for what would be perceived as a racial blur. Yes. That we know. You know what I'm saying? Now, we also know that we grew up in an era where, like you said, yeah, when you're white on the basketball court, that is the thing. That is an identifier. When you're the lone white boy on the court playing against a bunch of brothers, if you can ball, like, yeah, white boy, ballin'. If you get dunked on, it's like nuts in your mouth, white boy. You know what I mean? It's that type of language. But in this climate that we're in, yeah, a white player wouldn't have been able to get away with it. White player wouldn't have been able to say, especially when everybody's got equality on the back of their jersey and the NBA has leaned into like this, racial harmony, which we want, all of us want racial harmony, it is just going to be harder for some people to accept if you're allowing some form of racial, I don't even want to call it injustice because that's making it too big, but some form of accepted racism in one direction. They might give some pushback. Personally, I don't give a fuck. I know every white guy who's ever played basketball with black people has never given a fuck about it. It's just what it is. You go and talk shit. That's just part of the game. But the corporations got to act differently, you know? Corporations got to act differently. If Mattress Harrell said that about an Asian to Jeremy Lin, and he said some Asian shit. Oh, man. You know for a fact. They'd be on it. Oh, man. Here's the thing. I agree. I mean, I agree. I just don't know what the final would be. It's the NBA, man. It's like, I don't know. No, fine. I don't want him to be fine, but I do want there to be some sort of, at least, acknowledgement in some way. I just like pointing out when corporations are fraudulent. I was laughing at Skip Baylor. Skip Baylor said, Skip Baylor said. I'm going to swing on him. I'd have swung on him if he'd have called me a bitch-ass white boy. Yeah, right. Skip. You got your name. You got Skip in your name, bro. It ain't no white boy. I'm telling you, it's not the white boy though. It's the bitch-ass, man. Whenever you combine certain words and certain phrases, that's when it becomes derogatory. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I could call you a jackass. No problem. Let me call you a fat-ass and you feel fat. You know what I'm saying? Let me call you a pussy-ass and you really feel pussy. You know what? You're a bitch-ass and you feel like a bitch. It ain't the ass. It's the bitch and the pussy. And they get thrown around a lot on the court, but I've realized this is what it is. You can call someone bitch-ass or pussy-ass. You can't call them that. You have to call the thing they're complaining about. So for example, if a guy calls foul and it wasn't foul, you'd be like, That's a pussy-ass call. Yeah, that's a pussy or cut that bitch-ass shit out. You're not calling them a bitch. You're just saying that the thing they're claiming in that moment is bitch-ass. Is that fair to say? Yes, but I would still say that's a bitch-ass call. That's a bitch-ass call. You don't call the person a bitch-ass. Yeah, you can't even say cut that bitch-ass shit out because it's like, oh, are you calling a bitch-ass? Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Stop that bitch-ass call. Cut them bitch-ass calls out, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Yeah. But if you start calling someone a bitch or a pussy, it just gets weird, man. He apologized, too, though. I mean, that's... I respected that. He went up to him. He knew all the cameras were going to be on them and he went and he manned up on it. I think that's cool. I wonder how Luke felt about that, though. He's an Eastern European. He's not even a white American. Exactly. That's the thing. Eastern Europeans have been through such hard shit. They literally grew up with their country at war their entire life. Cousins, uncles, parents, grandparents, all fucking dead because you think he gives a flying fuck what some millionaire says about him on a safe, secure basketball court? You can't get in their heads. It's impossible. I doubt it. Also, and what a fucking idiot. Tucky fried chicken. What? It's suspending its finger licking good slogan. Why? Well, Kentucky Fried Chicken's Global Chief Marketing Officer. Because of Corona, son? He said in a statement, we find ourselves in a unique situation having an iconic slogan that doesn't quite fit in the current environment. Okay. Now, let me say why I think this is... If you're doing this because of Corona virus, who the fuck fingers are you licking? Yeah, you can't lick your own fingers. When you say finger-licking good, aren't you talking about your own fucking finger? Have I been eating this chicken the wrong way this whole time? Am I supposed to be licking other people's fingers? My whole life, I've been licking my own fingers while I eat this delicious chicken, Charlemagne, when I should be licking the fingers of the person next to me. That's when you realize how good it is. When you lick that shit off somebody else's fingers, you like, holy shit, that shit is good. The dude next to you at KFC be like, yo, you gonna lick that? That's what I'm saying. Like, why is that a thing? I can't see why did you have to change the slogan? And then they came back out and said that it was all just a part of a marketing ploy. So we can still lick our fingers or we can't? Should I start licking other people's fingers? What's going on? This proves to me two things, right? One of two things. Stop pointing your fingers up like that, man. I'm getting hungry. Don't you do this again, bro. I swear to God, Charlemagne. Charlemagne, you do this one more time, bro. I'm coming to lick my fingers. Listen. Pussy ass fingers. Pussy ass fingers. Listen. It proves to me that when people say something stupid, when they backtrack, the backtrack is always dumb. The moonwalk on whatever it is that they get backlash for is always dumb, right? Because the moonwalk for this is, oh, it's just a marketing ploy. It's a thing. It may just be a marketing ploy, which proves to me that sometimes these motherfucking companies do shit just to get talked about. You know what I'm saying? They've seen it had no heat since that Popeyes chicken sandwich. Popeyes was killing them. They're killing them right now. Popeyes, that chicken sandwich was so impactful. You ain't heard shit from KFC since. Bro. What has KFC done since? I don't know, man. What do they ever do? They just switch up the kernel every once in a while? They do? Yeah. They get a new kernel for the commercials every once in a while. Yeah, they do. Oh, they have a new actor play the kernel. That's actually kind of famous. Not all white people look alike. All kernels look quite similar, but not all white people. It's like Shamu at SeaWorld. You just get a new Shamu. No, it's been the same Shamu forever. Shamu has been switched out multiple times. Really? Yes, they just keep switching them out. You never saw that documentary Blackfish? Oh, pussy ass Blackfish. Bitch ass Blackfish. I've never seen Blackfish. I heard about it, but I never watched it. I don't like seeing animals in captivity, bro. Say again? I don't like seeing animals in captivity. Why not? It just feels sad. It feels cruel. I'm not going to lie. I was in Publix the shop right the other day, and they had all these lobsters in a tank, and they had their fucking claws tied up, and they had something over where their mouths would be. No, I think it was just their claws. The claws were tied. And I was just like, yo, that's so fucking cruel. And you could tell the lobsters were all bunched up in one corner, and tank wasn't big enough for all the lobsters that they had in there. And I just was like, and that's wacky. And that's how you got to spend your last days. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but what if they enjoy living that way? We don't know. There's no way. They're still human. There's no way you enjoy living like that out of the ocean with your claws tied up in a fucking fish tank. You just said the lobsters are human. Well, don't fuck with everybody. You're alive. I was talking about that the other day, though, about fish. I was watching this animal documentary, and they were getting attacked by sharks, seagulls, and some other animal, whatever. And I was thinking if fish get traumatized because they're seeing like their friends and humans die and stuff like that. Because they don't remember. Are you sure? Yeah, their memory is only three seconds. Who told you that? A fish expert, bro. Exactly, we don't know. We don't know nothing, bro. I'm telling you, man. Joe Rogan texts me the other day. He goes, bro, I'm listening to you and Charlotte talk about fossils and dinosaurs, bro. And he goes, are you guys high out of your fucking minds on this podcast? He goes, seriously? Please tell me you guys are high out of your fucking minds. It's called the brilliant idiots. Bro. It's called the brilliant idiots, Joe Rogan. I got to get it up. And by the way, I don't even remember that conversation. What the fuck were we talking about? We didn't know what a dinosaur penis looked like. Yo, he just texted me. He just texted me. I'm listening to you and Charlotte talking about dinosaur bones and aliens maybe hurt my neck from shaking it like, no, we need to talk. Fossils are not bones. They're minerals that have replaced the bones over thousands of years. And then he keeps on going and then he just quotes this one section where you apparently go, chickens, are they mammals? That's a real question, too. It was a question, Joe. No question. Don't shame me for asking a question. That's the fucking question. Wait for it, wait for it. And I go, yeah. And then Joe goes, no, they're fucking birds. I said that. I eventually got to that. I said they're foul. I said that. We eventually got to that. Listen, this is the brilliant idiots podcast. We ask fucking questions, bro. We ask questions and we talk about shit. We not sitting here trying to be no experts. Yo, Charlie, I think we need to get to the bottom of this dinosaur shit because I don't know if dinosaurs ever existed, bro. I'm not gonna lie. You fucked me up with the fossil shit. I had no idea. I thought bones lasted all these years. I thought bones lasted all these years, too. I had no idea. Why didn't they last, bro? Listen, now I don't want to be in a casket. Just bury me. Just put me in the ground, bro. Because I got a better chance of sticking around that way. I want to get fossilized. I want motherfuckers to find me in the future wrapped in minerals. Bro, he says... I want to be a fucking seaweed wrap. Wrap with the mum? What? Wrap me in minerals, bro. Wrap me in minerals, bro. Turned Charlemagne into Japanese food. Turned Charlemagne into Japanese food. Turned Charlemagne into Japanese food. Turned Charlemagne into Japanese food. I want to come back to the California roll. That's great. I want to come back to the goddamn California roll. I do. Fuck that. Fuck all that. I want to come back to the goddamn California roll. Wrap me in motherfucking seaweed. I want to come back to the nice cucumber fucking sushi roll. A nice goddamn tuna and scallions sushi roll. Yo, we need to get to the bottom of this, bro. How are you going to tell me dinosaurs existed if we don't have any of their bones left? We got shit that fell into where their bones are. How do we know if it was bones? No, but isn't the real bones at the museums? Like how they built the dinosaurs? Taylor, have you not been paying attention the last 10 minutes that we've been talking? There's no, they're not any bones at all. That's why they don't let you touch the bones at the museum. That's why they don't let you touch the bones at the museum. Say what? Yes, I know it doesn't make sense. No, because I went to a museum and they lied to me then. What did they say? They would say that it was a real bone. They lied to you because you're a child. You're young and impressionable. They lied to you because they don't want you to think Jesus was real. Now, listen when I was in Anguilla that's my favorite island there's this cave you can explore and they talk about this big ass rat. It's like the world's largest rat and they took the skeletal structure of the rat and I think it's in the Smithsonian or some fucking way. I don't remember exactly where it is now but they took it from Anguilla and put it there. So I just assume that's what dinosaur bones were. What? I don't know what's going on right now. Wait, you said that thing. I don't know what's going on right now. I don't know what's going on. Look at his face. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on, listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen. It says the most common process of fossilization happens when an animal is buried by sediment such as sand or silt shortly after it dies. You're telling me that every fucking dinosaur that died was buried by sediment? Come on, yo. As this body decomposes all the fleshy parts wear away and only the hard parts like bones, teeth and horns are left behind. Okay, so then there are bones left behind but if we don't have no bones then there's no fucking dinosaurs. We might be mistaken those bones for other shit. Joe said there are bones like there's no bones at all. The minerals have replaced the space where the bones were so they essentially look like bones but they're not the bones. But to me there could be a lot of different things. I always thought like are they really dinosaur bones or is it something else? It might not be any dinosaurs, bro. There really might not be any dinosaurs, bro. No, no, no, no. Dinosaurs exist. I saw a pterodactyl in the early 80s. What? You saw what? I saw a pterodactyl in the early 80s. You did? Where? You saw a pterodactyl in the early 80s. Hold on, hold on. Where did you see this pterodactyl, bro? I'm going to tell you. Anybody that's from South Carolina you remember one time Live Five News Right. They had a video of this fucking pterodactyl lying in the goddamn sky. I'm looking this up. I don't know if the pterodactyl was sick or what but somehow or another this pterodactyl came down to the ground and you could tell like it either was sick or something happened because it was like on the ground like in pain, right? So it was like fucked up they told us Live Five News reported it and whoever the power of that viewer at the time said that it was a robot or some type of mechanical kite or some wild shit but there was a time in South Carolina between South Carolina and North Carolina people used to see pterodactyls all the fucking time. Google is your friend. How you spell pterodactyl, Sharla? Oh, you killed him. Hold on, hold on. P-T-E-R-O Dactyl No. P-T-E-R-O No, he's right. I hate silent letters. What's the fucking point? You're not even saying pterodactyl. Wait, you hate silent letters? Why? There's no point in them. They're silent. Why even add them in the fucking... Hey, yo, yo, yo, speaking of silent, yo. Taylor. Oh, I'm sorry. According to YouTube, they really need you to be quiet on this. Taylor. He asked me a question. Yo, I don't think he meant to, yo. I don't think I did ask you that question. I think you just shared that with me. I don't remember a question he didn't ask, yo. No, I'm serious. I remember in the early 80s being this pterodactyl, and when I think about it now, I'm like, there's no way that could have been some type of fucking mechanical kite art, whatever the fuck they said it was. But back in the day, in North Carolina and South Carolina, people used to see pterodactyls all the time. And I remember being a kid, I was about five or six, so this had to be like, let me see, 82, 83, they showed one of these shit on Live 5 News in Charleston, South Carolina, and they told us that it was a fucking mechanical kite art, some type of robot of some shit like that. I never forget it. Paterosaur sightings in South Carolina. Same thing. Wow. Same thing. That's all I'm saying. Now that being said, the first plane was developed by the Wright brothers in North Carolina, was it not? True indeed. So maybe these could be early versions of the first plane. This was the 80s. I saw, I'm telling you, I saw it. It was on the news. It was on Live 5 News. This was the 80s. And I remember telling my mom or whoever was in the house like, yo, look what's on TV. It's a dinosaur. They didn't eat anybody? Wow. What? What? You know, all dinosaurs weren't carnivores though. Most dinosaurs, a lot of dinosaurs were vegan, Taylor. I've never been around a dinosaur. I don't know. You said what? I've never been around a dinosaur. I don't know. Oh, a raptor would have loved you. I ain't talking about Ser Jabaka neither. A raptor would have fucking tore through that little meaty flesh. A raptor was a carnivore. You seen Jurassic Park? A raptor would have fucked you up. Anyway. What else we got for what a fucking idiot? Oh, I think we hit that one. No, we didn't. We didn't. We didn't talk about fucking we finally found out what happened with Dory Lane to make the stallion. Oh, shit. You want to pay some bills and come back and do a deep dive on it? Yeah, but oh, I didn't know we found out. Yeah, she said it. All right, we're going to pay some bills. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second. Pay some bills. Look, if you have a business, okay, an existing business, you are starting a new business. It's legitimate without a website. I've said this before. I will say it again. You need that website. Website is more important than a storefront. There are tons of businesses that exist without a storefront. Legitimate billion-dollar businesses that exist without a storefront. You know what? They do have a fucking website. So make sure you get your website. You want to start that right now. You go to Squarespace. Squarespace.com Use the promo code idiot. You're going to get your website, your domain, whatever you need to do. 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Did what? But, uh, yeah, Megan Thee Stallion said that Tory Lane shot her, bro. Why though? I mean, I don't think there is a reason. I mean, I... No reason justifies it. How about that? No reason justifies it. I just need to know how absolutely fucking insane Tory Lane's is that he would just shoot somebody. Well, I think, um, from what Megan was saying, I think Megan got pushed by social media. I think that, um, I think that and I don't know if this is true, this is all I'm just going off Megan's account. Megan said that people in Tory Lane's camp were I guess hitting up different publications and putting different narratives out there and different stories. Um, well, if that's true, the reason I thought that was crazy is because there's really nothing you could say that would justify. I'm not saying it's justified. I'm not saying it's justified. It's not justified at all. But what it does, uh... You just want to know. Of course, that's the most... We're nosy people. We want the whole story. That's all. I think people get upset when people say that, like, I want the other side. They don't want the other side because they want to defend Tory. They don't want the other side because they're looking for some type of justification. We just want the other side to fill in the blanks. It's just like when I hear that somebody died, I need to know how they died immediately, especially when they're relatively young. Because the way my anxiety is set up, if somebody tells me, oh, such and such had a heart attack, I'm like, what? He's 40 years old and he had a heart attack. But when I hear, yeah, but he was doing drugs, I'm like... You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just a sigh of relief. Clearly, something's wrong with Tory. Yes, something's wrong with him. And I think that we can tell how deeply fucked up he is when we find out what he deemed shoot worthy, right? Well, you have this situation where he opened fire on a woman. Now, there's no... Allegedly opened fire on a woman. There's no justification for this shit. But I want to know what in his crazy-ass mind he thinks justifies it. Because then there might be other people like him out there that also believe that that is justification to shoot. I need to know from my safety. I think a lot of it is just fragile ego. You think... Were they hooking up? Has anybody confirmed that? I have no idea. No, they didn't confirm it, but that's what everyone's assuming. I just think it's fragile ego. I think that a lot of guys are just insecure. They got low self-esteem. And that's what women call... When people talk about toxicness, toxic masculinity, that's what that is. When that ego, that wounded ego, gets touched. It's very vulnerable, you know what I mean? And you couple that with... This is me. I'm just saying, you couple that with alcohol, maybe some drugs. You know what I'm saying? Who knows? That's what creates those volatile mixes that lead people to do those type of things. That's it. You know what I mean? That's all. And that's not a justification at all. It's just like you want to know all the details so you can figure out how to prevent things like this from happening in the future. I have a question. What do we tell young men? You know what I'm saying? They avoid situations like this. Young men need to be... That's why I stress therapy so much. That's why I stress healing so much. Get to that place where you're operating from your soul and not your ego. By the way, there's nothing wrong with ego. It just can't be a wounded ego. It can't be a hurt ego. It has to be a beautiful ego. I saw this thing today, man. I'm actually going to post this later. I thought this was very very powerful. My homegirl, Debbie Brown, posted that ego versus soul. Right? This ego seeks to serve itself. Soul seeks to serve others. Ego seeks outward recognition. Soul seeks inner authenticity. Ego sees life as a competition. Soul sees life as a gift. Ego seeks to preserve self. Soul seeks to preserve others. Ego looks outward. Soul looks inward. Ego feels lack. Soul feels abundance. Ego is mortal. Soul is eternal. Ego is drawn to lust. Soul is drawn to love. Ego seeks wisdom. Soul is wisdom. Ego enjoys the prize. Soul enjoys the journey. Ego is cause to pain. Soul is cause of healing. I think that's the question that we all need to ask ourselves. Are we leading with ego? Are we leading with our soul? I have a question though. Do you think that there's anything Tori could say? Like to rectify the situation? Yeah. It's crazy how Taylor don't know what justification means. When we say no justification he doesn't understand it. There's no rectifying. I don't mean necessarily rectifying. The only thing Tori should be worried about is himself. What I mean by that is get your career. The energy you put out by doing that you got to deal with all the consequences of that action. If you put your hands on her if you shot her you end up going to jail whatever that's on you. If you lose your career whatever that's on you. So all of that is out the window. You got to deal with that. You got to deal with the comic consequences of that. The only rectification Tori should be seeking is rectification of himself. Burning that wounded hurt ego into a healed beautiful soul. That's going to take a lot of time. That's going to take a lot of time. What are your thoughts on the fact that she didn't speak out about this at first and now she's speaking out now like after the fact? No I know that but I mean like some say that this hurts her case if she tries to find justice that she speaks out about it. Does it hurt her case that she what now Alex if she tries to find justice? Yeah like saying it publicly and speaking on the case publicly it may hurt her case if this actually goes to trial. I mean this is what I expected from day one what she did last week. I mean it's commendable that they lasted a month or however long it lasted. Because remember I was saying that I was like in this era with them being that young I'm shocked that he didn't find out what happened within 30 minutes of that whole situation but one thing that Megan said people aren't even looking at all the different layers of trauma that Megan has been talking about a young woman who lost her father at a young age lost her mother who was her manager lost her grandmother now she's just been rushed into this this level of stardom and we all know how fake and phony this fucking industry is. You know what I mean like who is around her that's protecting her bones who's fossilizing her you know what I'm saying like who's who's who's keeping her upright who's keeping her sturdy who's keeping her mental health together she probably hasn't even had a chance to agree and then when you listen to her talk and she talks about the different layers of trauma she had to deal with like think about that right that's what I wanted every main screen publication when you talk about this story and I haven't heard this part talk about the fact that that black woman was afraid to call the police talk about the fact that that black woman who had just been victimized was afraid to call the police because she felt like being that they had guns in the car and it was a shooting they could possibly be victimized yeah that shows you how broken people are right if allegedly if Tory did what he did but that also shows you how broken our system is because it's like who the fuck did she call for help then most buses like what the like what do you do in that situation so for me it's just like looking at all them different levels of trauma that she went through in that night was wow and then the fact that she felt like she was going to be victimized by the police then when she goes to the hospital she says she didn't want to get this brother in trouble think about that she knows how hard it is for us as black people to achieve any type of level of success so even if somebody does something that would potentially throw all that he's worked for out of the window she still is protecting boy that's why you black women is and something else something special all I'm saying they deserve white men bro they deserve white men bro they deserve white men they're going to treat them right bro they deserve good white men they're going to treat these beautiful black queens the way they supposed to bro I mean it we are here for you black women black women we are here for you okay I mean who knows how to ride a stallion better than a white man I just said who knows how to ride a stallion better than a white man she's saying a stallion needs a cowboy that's all I'm saying bro did you just call me boy did you just call me boy man that is so fucking stupid let's bring it together hey listen man hey hold one second man there's nothing better than comedic timing bro that shit is that shit is magic that shit is magic see when you get to a certain age I'm old right so I don't just laugh at the joke that's to be very well less it has to be right on time man listen yeah it made me also double laugh because I got a home girl right now who's in that phase of her life she's dating white guys she wants a white man so bad hey bro we're here we're here bro we're here bro when I think people don't realize I think that people act like white folks don't have trauma white folks have trauma too nah not much you're a Manhattan white guy I'm telling you Manhattan white people are different man New York white is different New York white is different than Alabama white then Kentucky white then South Carolina white like it's different why why why poverty oh yeah I think so I did grow up rough bro nah I did man sometimes at my beach house bro I'd have to walk on these little cobblestone streets and the stones would get all up in my feet my skin would be so sensitive and my dad and I would call it the Uchi Aochis we're gonna walk on the Uchi Aochis all the way up to the beach can't do that and then sometimes there wouldn't be any space sorry that she had to go to such pain yeah bro and sometimes when my dad would play catch with me because he did that a lot he would throw the ball really hard you know what I mean he would throw the ball really hard sometimes I should have hurt my hand and my brand new Spalding mitt you know did your dad hit you did your dad hit you nah nah my parents were like very very relaxed maybe two laissez-faire with me I mean it's a balance you don't know how strict to be I don't believe in no physical discipline though that shit don't work all that shit does is make you resent anybody that hits you you will grow to resent them there's no such thing as beating somebody out of love I don't think so there's no such thing as beating somebody out of love nah there's no such thing when you sit back and you think about the beatings at least me when I think about the beatings I got my parents especially my father I have resentment I do what did he beat you with an extension cord was it justified did you do something that justified the beating no what if he stole a car or something like that he just hit you with an extension cord that's not that bad let me go to jail call the police on me didn't he let you go to jail wait hold on I have a question he definitely let me sit in jail a couple times you tried your dad though like as in like you could fight him or you could um you never did could I know you think you could take your pops now but not back then that's the sign of a good discipline the sign of a good discipline is like I don't play with my parents but it's a respect and honor thing I don't curse in front of my mom I might curse in front of my dad nowadays but it's still a respecting but I just don't think you have to beat that I think into someone you know what I'm saying I mean that's how I was raised that's how I'm going to raise my kids but there is a certain point in time when they were like really young and they don't understand words and stuff like how do you communicate right and wrong when they don't understand words yet like do you do it with tone do you do it with like volume I think it's tone I think it's volume I think it's stopping them from doing things like they're doing something they don't have no business doing stop them from doing it I think there's nothing wrong with explaining it in your adult way to them even though they're kids because even though they may not be able to communicate verbally I still feel like it's some type of energy that resonates from you to them you know what I mean that's why if I like my daughter's one if I raise my voice at her sometimes she'll jump you know what I mean and she'll run to her mom and she won't care at her you know yeah I don't I think it's a lot of different ways to communicate with your child and discipline your child without having put hands on them I think that's so primitive I think that's garbage I think it's wack and I think they really do just grow to resent you I truly believe that and in certain things that you accept in certain households and you say oh it's cultural and this and that abuse but you got all daughters like what if you had a 16 year old kid who's acting like a punk and trying you you don't want to slap him but not get a taser put it on low what what that's all get a taser put it on low or put the gloves on and say let's go in the ring let's I like that I'm not talking about how you got beaten though I'm not talking about extension cord like maybe a slap on the hand or a spanking you think that's still bad I don't like none of that and the reason I don't like none of that because it really shows how stupid adults are right like yo you can't really punish somebody for what they don't know and it's crazy to me how we get older and realize that with adults right and we accept that from adults I can't really be mad at this person for what they don't know right you're mad at a one-year-old right they don't know you're mad at a two-year-old for what they don't know their kids I just think it's a different way to discipline them and let them know that they're doing something wrong as opposed to popping them I don't like that I personally don't like my cousin she has two kids and she doesn't she just raised her voice and will take like the game away or something like that or put them in they hate being put in time out and that kills them more than probably hitting that's the best punishment like taking away the things that give them joy yeah okay that works yeah maybe my 12-year-old is she's a beast you know because she really is she's not she's not she's not like a laptop phone person I mean it's like she really does enjoy reading yeah and so a couple weeks ago my wife took away her laptop and her her her phone because she was and did nothing bow bowing off she was like read a book anyway yeah you know it's funny is um when we were younger if you watch like death comedy jam kings of comedy like it was a common joke from black comics about white families about how absurd our disciplinary tactics were time out you're grounded or you're grounded time out yeah and like the white guy voice and that kind of shit so it is really interesting to see you talking about like hitting your kids is so primitive how could we ever do that I mean we have to find different ways I never liked it I know I know it never did anything for me like it it doesn't put it like this getting getting beaten doesn't make you change your behavior it just makes you focus on not getting caught for whatever it is that you're doing because you're not you're not telling me why what I'm doing is wrong you're just expressing to me that you're mad about what I'm doing right you know I'm saying now that's why I guess when you when you get those beatings where you getting talked to I do remember getting beat with that extension called my father was talking to me saying trying to burn my goddamn house down because I had the lighter and I was flicking it in my in the single-wide trailer on the carpet I would flick it low flame would come I put it out flick it low flame will come my mama saw me mama like what did that get home and when he was beating me I knew in that moment okay I shouldn't be trying to set the house on fire but all in other times it's just like you know go pick a switch you know talking back to your mama talking back to your aunt talking back to your grandma if I think about it they deserve to get talked back to why would they say I don't remember but I'm sure I had a perfectly good reason for getting snarky so it just depends on what it is too though then I didn't get me for that I think you're putting it more so on your your own personal like why you got but why you got being you're okay with beating kids it seems like you're trying to I'm just saying and I'm not talking about like a young how you guys are putting it I'm not talking about like a two year old or nothing like that yeah I'm talking about like maybe and the last time you got a I didn't get a lot of beatings so are you gonna hook off on your kids like if you I'm not gonna get a switch or nothing like that I'm definitely there it's gonna be like my mom when I got in trouble she would just give me a stare or just say tell him Marie like I already knew I was in trouble like yeah and she'll yell at me but I never she never really beat me but do you think if your kid was too that you hook off on their face no not at all no I'm not gonna fight my child I don't like physical I think it's whack I think it's primitive I know is there so many other ways to communicate with your children and I really do think they grow to resent you and plus you don't want your kids to fear you yeah that's true you want your kids to respect you yeah when I when I when I when I talk to my daughter and and I'm staring with her one thing that I stress to her is I'm telling you what's good I'm not telling you this because it's a it's an ego trip or I'm your daddy and I just want you to listen I let you make your own decisions even at 12 because I trust your instinct I trust your intuition but what I'm telling you in this moment it's something that you should be doing because it's good for you that's all it's gonna make whatever you're doing easier don't make your life hard that's all now did you see um let's let's get into some shit you won't care about uh should we pay bill real quick let's pay a little bill 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free shipping on your first box that's hello fresh com slash idiots 80 use code idiots 80 for a total of 80 dollars off with free shipping on your first box from hello fresh additional restrictions apply please visit hello fresh com for more details now back to the show okay uh things you won't care about next week um yes Taylor Taylor what you was saying the little dust up what was it um so the other day walk a commentant on um some Atlanta rapper that went to say um Megan six foot tories five two we don't know what the hell happened in that car y'all know females be tripping and shit all these cap ass rappers picking a side like little bitches and shit so walka put 100 like he almost like he agreed with what the rapper was saying so um Megan was like he didn't make it past the ninth grade I expect nothing less out of his mouth whatever right to walka not well she claimed it was towards the rapper that said it whatever and walka got all this backlash and stuff like that and um walka's wife spoke out against Megan saying like you know he's been supporting you blah blah blah like um he's he made a dumb mistake he was talking about I guess what the rapper had on in the whatever okay I got five words for you yeah glow cane dudes day okay that is walka flock is clothing line if you know this walka flock whenever he sees somebody wearing you know his clothing line he comments 100 I see it all the time I don't I totally believe walka walka was not co-signing with the dude said about tall women be tripping it was short man I really feel good that I didn't realize I was short till I was old yeah it's valuable I didn't I didn't even know I was short till I got around tall people and by the way when I'm around tall people I never felt short yeah like that's got to feel fucked up to feel short I have never felt short no one's ever called you short when you was young no my height don't fight and I guess growing up in school a lot of us with the same height and the guys that weren't the same height weren't supposed to be they were like the basketball player they wasn't like it was some tall for no reason motherfuckers walking around majority of people that were tall at Berkeley high school in mom's corner we're on the basketball team so to me they were just the anomalies everybody else was like my height but even now I don't walk in a room and be like I'm the shortest person in here you're not insecure you got to be as a man to be like you're tall women be tripping the fuck are you talking about that makes no it makes no sense like you're that afraid of tall fucking women that you got to shoot at them hey yeah the fuck are you saying I know I never understood it I don't I think it's corny I think it's wack I that's lame is there any question like on whose whose side you should be I mean it's pretty obvious what's going on here like one person got shot the other person did the shooting I think we know who the good guy and the bad guys here why does it seem like there's a debate because there are human beings on this planet allegedly allegedly allegedly but there are human beings on this planet who I thought you said it was allegedly about humans being on this planet I was like shit chickens then but no there's human beings on this planet who like to make excuses for fuck shit because they're still doing a bunch of fuck shit that's all it is so when you're still doing a lot of fuck shit like that when you're the type of guy that probably would hit a woman when you're the type of guy that probably would pull a gun on a woman when you're the type of guy who feels like anybody can get it you try me I'm a fucking slap the judge if you're that type of person you'll probably make excuses for what the fuck Tory Lane hmm that's that's all you'll you'll try to find some type of just what do you think happens with Tory next think is a rap for him um yeah it depends what you call a rap though right like I think that you can always have an audience meaning like you know like it's not like streaming platforms whatever block his music so I think that he'll always be able to put out music but I mean as far as um any corporate deals endorsement deals or record deals I think that's probably pretty much over you know unless he if he if he's if he did what he's accused of doing that's why I said earlier the only thing that matters is him getting his soul right he has to atone for his sins he has to show that he's really trying to get to a place of healing you know what I mean like he really has to dig deep induce him internal work like nobody's nobody's a nobody's past the point of redemption I mean that's why I said I said on twitter the other day and this is something that I stand by I say yo man you humans I'm gonna read it verbatim I want to read it verbatim I want to be a tweetable moment uh you humans better start giving other humans the grace you want God to give you it's really just as simple I'm saying like you know we really have to start giving human beings grace do we all have to deal with the consequences of our actions absolutely are we the judge the jury the executioner are we God no you know what I mean and I think that's something that people need to get back to only God can judge you ultimately which is also kind of a farce because people judge the fucker yes all right all right but your ultimate I guess end all be all is up to how you serve the God in you you know I'm saying you got to submit your will to the God and you're not the devil in you I think this is one of those opportunities for Tory if he's accused of doing what it is that he's doing this is an opportunity for him to deal with those demons man because yo that thing called karma boy it will catch up to you and trauma deal with your trauma your trauma will deal with you this is one of those cases where if Tories accused of doing what he's allegedly accused of doing his trauma caught up with believes that shit you won't care about next week did you see Donald Trump Jr at the Republican National Convention nah I saw his wifey though that was a cringe fest they both they went for it what did Don Jr do though oh here's the thing cocaine was trending on social media because people were saying that you know Donald Trump Jr looked like he was high off cocaine they said his wife seemed like she was high off cocaine his wife was his girlfriend was definitely yelling for no goddamn reason she was acting as if there was a crowd like she was performing as if the crowd was there and there was nobody there bro I mean she was yeah she was really going for it yeah and he she was yelling um here's the thing about the cocaine thing I feel like we lost a good moment in his speech because of the cocaine allegations because of saying because everybody wants to reach for the low hanging fruit and say it looked like he was high off cocaine Donald Trump Jr said in his speech verbatim racism needs to end and police officers who abuse their power should be held accountable he said this on the same night that we watched brother get shot in the back seven times in Wisconsin if I'm if I'm a Democrat I'm Biden Harris I take that clip of Don Trump Jr saying that I put it in a commercial and I say it's your father who's preventing that from happening by not agreeing to sign whatever bill it's the Republican that won't vote on the bill that we propose I can't remember the name of the bill right now but it's a bill that has all of this stuff in there about the police reform bill basically I think it's the George Floyd policing act or whatever it's called but I would have took that clip put it in the commercial and said Republicans are the one holding this up like they should have used that but everybody jumped on oh he's high on cocaine he's high on cocaine he's high on cocaine fuck fuck your respect system whatever fuck your hypotheticals you know what I'm saying let's deal with the reality of what he said why not take that and use that to have a broader conversation you know what I'm saying he was speaking to the audience that needed to hear that the most if a Democrat says that that's an echo chamber right? right Don Trump Jr. says that at the RNC convention that means something I think a moment was lost but everybody focusing on the cocaine do you think that Democrats might be afraid of using it because they could be promoting the fact that conservatives that Trump family wants to stop racism and wants to stop police brutality? some things should should be nonpartisan right? I think that's what this shows right? like that's an issue that's nonpartisan both sides have stopped that both sides should be on agreement with that yes if you're telling me you can't agree with what Donald Trump Jr. said because of his political party then you really not about none of that shit that you be kicking you really don't give a fuck about the people you really don't give a fuck about what you want your idea of America to be if you're out here screaming peace, freedom, liberty, justice for all, equality whether you think Donald Trump Jr. was talking about both sides of his mouth whether you think he believed what he said it don't fucking matter he said you know what I mean and that should be the focus Don Trump Jr. even said racism shit and police who abused their power they held accountable that's a great talking point that motherfuckers could have been talking about all week on both sides that they rather focus on back he may or may not have been on cocaine and by the way it's not a political convention if people aren't on cocaine we've seen bull worth you think the DNC ain't sniffing you think that come on man and politicians as opposed to fuck what's wrong with that there's a point in my life I thought that was a prerequisite to be a politician I didn't know I thought cocaine and politicians went hand in hand are you at all concerned about um and I have to verify this but from what I read that apparently the RNC the opening day got six times more viewership than the DNCs I thought it was less I read that it was less oh yeah I read that it was 6 million more viewers less I'll verify let me ask would that concern you um nah because RNC is just way more entertaining I said it drew 17 million what viewers the RNC what did the democrats do so the RNC got six times more viewers than the DNC right so but the DNC only got 6 million viewers less than that 3 million right so 18 divided by 6 is 3 so let's just say regardless right is that a thing of concern because if I was DNC right like obviously the media most of the media is in your pockets so they're pushing these agendas that they're saying hey Biden's gonna win wait wait wait wait we all getting this from because I know I'm reading it right now every headline Joe Biden tops Donald Trump in TV viewership for first night of convention New York Times, GOP TV ratings fall below Democrats despite Fox News Big Night to Hill, first night of GOP convention delivers nearly six times more views okay that's what y'all got it from the Hill then start of Democrats event on oh it's on a particular thing on C-SPAN's live New York Post has it too and New York Post I think also has it um oh yeah yeah it was the it was the live stream C-SPAN's live stream of the first night of the Republican national convention what the fuck is that oh yeah GOP's live stream had six times more views right so that's what people are doing they were live streaming does that concern does that concern you at all because it seems as if like hey Biden is gonna coast to victory everything's going well but could it be another Hillary type situation where the media is portraying this one idea of how the election is going to go but deep down there's still tons of Trump's support out there I'm not focusing on none of that I'm not focusing on polls I'll tell you why I asked just real quick to follow up I was doing shows in the stress factory in New Jersey this last weekend right their outdoor shows and amazing club their setup is COVID friendly it's great y'all should check it out but I remember asking the crowd I was like you know who's voting for Trump who's voting for or who supports Trump who supports Biden right there are a lot of people who are like we don't fuck with Trump we don't fuck with Trump and then there was nobody that said they fuck with Biden listen it was so interesting Alex you saw that right or very few people you but listen but but it was like I thought that it was going to be Trump people are gonna be like nah and then when I said Biden they were gonna be like yeah but there was people up when I said Trump they were like nah and then I said Biden and they also were like nah that concerns me that means they might stay home but here's the thing like even when you talk about the live stream but TV 17 million tuned into the Republican conventions first night compared with 19.7 million for the Democrats and they say almost half of all TV viewers at 10 p.m. were watching on Fox News that sounds about right it's like listen nobody's gonna know anything until November 3rd and I think it's too early for anybody to get cocky I think it's too early for anybody to be dismissing a certain audiences a certain communities I don't think that you should leave no stone unturned if I'm the Democrats I'm not leaving no stone unturned I'm not shunning nobody you know what I mean like I'm embracing everybody who is embracing that ticket right now I think Joe Biden should sit down and talk the fucking ice cube let's go ice cube like sit down and have a conversation with ice cube talk to Cardi you clearly don't have no problem talking to hip hop stars go sit down and talk to ice cube why the fuck that ice cube got something to say ice cube got something he wants you to address which is that contract for black America that right there sorry go I'm saying stuff like that goes a long way man listen when you look at the 2016 election and you look at the fact that in certain states I think like Michigan Trump won Michigan by like 10,000 vote you know what I'm saying was constant by like 20,000 votes you know how small the number of people that is can afford to turn nobody away that's all I'm saying now one of your people that you've done like political work with was at the RNC Tim Scott Tim Scott South Carolina all day South Carolina how'd you feel about what he had to say about the black experience and why he votes Republican and do you think it was accurate he had a great line that I'm forgetting the first half of but he said he said I went from he said my ancestors went from the cotton fields to Congress in one in one lifetime we went from cotton to Congress that's pretty fire man I have a lot of conversations with Tim Scott I haven't spoke to him in a minute I liked him though but I mean that's just his experience though and I think that's one that's a mistake that we make just because one of us had certain opportunities presented to us doesn't mean that it works like that for everybody for all black people got you I mean just like with all white people that's the mistake you make when you say all white people are rich all white people are born with a silver spoon that's not casey we are great there's a lot of ways to good white skin out here and by the way those are the people nobody feels sorry there's a lot of ways to privilege out here I actually saw one yesterday I would never say his name I would never say his name publicly really? it's actually sad it's so sad he hates on me so much it's so sad I feel so sorry for him so sad and he doesn't even know he's been fueling motivation for a long time all based off one tweet he sent me about eight or nine years ago that motherfucker said to me we're gonna run you out of New York little homie call me little homie or run you out of New York little homie you'll never be on my level whether it's TV, whether it's radio anything how dare you talk to a radio hall of famer like that yeah let's go how dare you talk to a first ballot radio hall of famer in that way young man let's go but I don't hold it against you the reason I don't hold it against you because your privilege got the best of you that's one of the moments where he thinks his privilege is going to beat my my talent in my work ethic and that can't happen can't happen buddy I'm happy that I always say that when you do the work on yourself everything else falls into that's all I've ever been focused on that's all I will continue to focus on all I will continue to focus on is healing myself and being the best version of myself and doing what I truly love to do which is empowering other people God bless that's it nothing more nothing less it's nothing to spike the football about it's nothing to be cocky about because the proof is in the goddamn pudding that's all even now when I see certain people they'll hate they'll have little negative things to say I love it I understand that jealousy and envy describe from within it leads to a lot of needless criticism and I'm also at the point in my life where as a first ballot radio hall of I have no reason to speak ill of anyone else I've run my own race I've always ran my own race whatever has been my motivation over the years has been my motivation but I truly want to thank you for those tweets that you sent out back in the day because it really made me put my foot in your ass do you feel me wiggling my toes in your intestines do you feel it do you feel me cause I didn't put no shoes on when I put my foot up your ass I barefooted do you feel me wiggling my toes in your intestines huh God bless everybody I wish everybody let's do some asking idiot wait I thought you wanted to talk about your girl I would think I thought I am talking to Mike the girl from orange is a new black she's going to play a Karen I don't like shit like that I don't like those like trendy this is what's hot right now let's make a whole movie about it you remember I mean maybe I'm different I always feel like movies were like movies mean something when you make a movie about something it's like a real institution like you're stamping something I don't know if the whole Karen trend needs a movie bro nah I don't think so let's go to asking idiot what do we got what do you got for us with asking idiot gotta protect my white queens bro can't have y'all slander at my white queens my white queens uh oh hold on hold on I'm sorry I lost it okay got two jobs okay this is from Rowan William Jack will America burn down no matter who wins the presidency question yes nah we good regardless of who wins yes I think that some things are inevitable I think that uh I really I mean I really believe this I really think that there's going to be a bloodshed in the streets I really do I think that you know that just be for real there was police killings and white supremacist killings under President Barack Obama and there's police killings and white supremacist killings under Donald Trump there's gonna be police killings and white supremacist killings under whoever the next president is and I just think that it's inevitable that when you continue to push and kill push and kill eventually those people push and kill back like there's it's been like it's like that throughout the world it's always some type of bloodshed revolution always it's we act like that hasn't happened in America before it's always been revolutions cool always yes I think that it's inevitable will America bounce back I hope so I pray so I think that there's enough good people in this country who believe in what this country could be that they'll rebuild it back better but yeah I think it's inevitable America's gonna get burned to the ground like shit look yo listen it's not even just about that violence it's about the economy it is bad out here right now I guess it's gonna take a while for America to bounce back Andrew don't want to believe it but New York is done not even close why are you saying why are you saying it's not even close New York is done yo New York listen you know who about you know who about to finish buying up New York they started around 2015 but they stopped ooh Chinese all Chris people keep making them jokes nah nah we stopped that shit we did that shit you bought the Waldorf story we're like not happening anymore fam but nah I hate it when people say New York is done especially people who not from New York like you James Altichub James Altichub born and raised here I spoke to James about it I had a conversation with him about the whole thing and you know we broke it down there's some things I think he says that have some merit but the reality is one you can't let New York go if you are the United States no matter who wins if New York needs the money they're gonna bail New York out because we're the crown jewel of the western world this is not if y'all pressing charges against the president baby oh yeah y'all better drop them charges baby oh yeah but here's a question here's a question let's say Trump wins where does Trump have real estate in what city does he have the most holdings in what city could he not go down because it would hurt his his finances the most and they'll drop those charges and you know who will become mayor next year who's that Donald Trump Junior baby there you go real talk what the fuck out of here that's the fact but in all seriousness New York man there's no way New York could be done but this is what happens there are people who move to New York for their career right you're an example there's tons of other people who come here for their career and then when their career no longer benefits them to be in New York they're like ah New York is done New York is made by New Yorkers we make this the greatest city in the world and we're the reason why you want to come we're the reason why all these other people want to come all these comics want to come all these artists all these creators we make New York hot I don't believe that and then when y'all leave you're like New York is done no we hot and other people going to come in for the heat and then once New York is popping again y'all going to be right back over here like I'm going to be honest with you shows I feel like immigrants make New York go my mom's not native New Yorkers my mom's immigrant she came here she's still here that's what I'm saying when immigrants come to New York when immigrants come to New York and they become New Yorkers this is how you know you're a New Yorker you're a New Yorker when a little funky shit happens in New York it's a little sketchy you don't go run that's how you know you're not a New Yorker it's not about you've been here ten years it's not about you've been here fifteen years it's when shit goes down you go nah this is where I live I'm not going nowhere it's Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie The Big Short I'm not going nowhere bring it the fuck on the difference is you're born and raised here damn right so when you look at a place right I think I read the other day it said like 13,000 vacant apartments in New York or some shit like that mine is one of them I can't read my shit I saw that dude on the Upper East Side or Upper West Side or whatever he got that house that was worth 13 million he sold it for three here's the thing that the pandemic showed everybody number one this is just too expensive a place to live right like you literally have to be in a certain tax bracket to live relatively comfortably in New York and number two man and you trapped in that motherfucking house and you're in an apartment building and you can't go no motherfucking way you can't even go out and get some fresh air that's why New York be so packed when this shit hit no pandemic motherfuckers just need to be out to keep moving 100% I don't think New York at this moment right now for what it is is good for people's two things their finances and their mental health it depends so it's like one you're right about some things and James Alters are also touching these things you're absolutely right the real estate market is going to take a massive hit and you know what it should and I say this is someone who owns real estate and I'm going to get fucked in this but I accept it it is over inflated it is bloated right and where is it specifically bloated in Manhattan okay what over inflates Manhattan these finance douches that are moving here and buying up shit China buying up all these buildings and not even moving people in these Russians buying up buildings and not even moving people in so you have all these vacant places so now there's not enough places for actual New Yorkers to live so New Yorkers got to move all the way out to fucking East New York where's your where's your place at East New York you got to be a damn near fucking Chicago just to live in New York practically guess what native New Yorkers to get in on that action oh and we will if we will I'm salivating if they were busy building instead of just being proud to be New Yorkers what do you think built this shit what do you think when you immigrate to New York you're reborn it's like what is it when you're born again Christian you're born again New Yorker if you immigrate here you're born again New Yorker if you come here so you could be an actor on Broadway and the second Broadway and you call yourself a New Yorker for five years while you're here and then all of a sudden Broadway shuts down then you move back to your fucking horse ranch in Kansas you're not a New Yorker you never was a New Yorker I love I love New York New York has been great to me but let's be clear I saw the I saw the holes in New York a long time ago and I told Chris that a long time ago there's tons of holes in New York I saw the holes in New York a long time ago we need to shed the skin and don't get me wrong there's ebbs and flows to all the shit that's happened before and it will happen again it's overinflated because the whole world wants to be here that's what it is superman trees you know why Brooklyn is still you know why Brooklyn is growing why the fucking trees it's a little bit more suburban can I tell you why though this is why this is why this is like low-key great in a lot of ways because all the motherfucking yuppies and like these finance douches they got second home third home fourth home fourth homes so they all left but they never what made New York great in the first place nobody's like I'm moving here so I can hang out and fucking suits at avenue or one oak fuck that you come here for the culture you come here for the diversity you come here for the vibe right you come here because there are a bunch of hustlers and people hungry like you not somebody pushing papers in an office building there's 90 stories high fuck all the office building but here's the thing about New York that's crazy the office building will kill New York the thing about this is Manhattan specifically is too dependent on Wall Street and the financial markets for the bloated city government that it has the great and I say this as a Manhattan I born and raised in Manhattan the great thing about Brooklyn is there's no financial markets they're supporting Brooklyn Broadway doesn't support Brooklyn all these crazy nightclubs and shit do not support Brooklyn Brooklyn's economy is supported by the people in Brooklyn a lot of mom and pop shops a lot of mom and pop restaurants and a lot of these like Long Island and like Queens area like Long Island Queens etc right so those places will be far less affected by this you know the economic fallout of the pandemic then Manhattan will Manhattan is gonna go through it we are gonna go that's what I'm when I say New York I'm talking about Manhattan oh you got the Jerry Seinfeld version of New York that fucking cornball so funny bro shut up Jerry listen Andrew fighting get yourself interested Manhattan gonna go through it I'm just like fucking yo I'm tired of Jerry Seinfeld bro this month he said this I'll never abandon New York you're saying it from your mansion in the Hamptons you cornball shut up the second this shit got rough you went out to the Hamptons you fucking dork say a curse word you nerd that's all I don't curse in my community I don't curse you're 70 years old say fuck you whiny little bitch Jerry told me to tell you he'd been in the Hamptons for 25 years yeah he probably has so shut your mouth go some coffee with comedian you dork I've never heard I've never heard dork Jerry's a good example of a native New Yorker oh shut up he's from Long Island he's not even native New York City he don't even think that Queens Bronx Brooklyn Staten Island are part of New York when he was describing New York and he talks about how could you ever replace these village you've never even been in these village you're in the least diverse part of all of New York the Upper West Side is Connecticut you're basically in Connecticut I read the article that he did this week he said so you think New York is dead it's not you know what I'm saying he's with you he's with me I'm just now with him it's going to be a little it's going to be my problem with New York always has been New York should look like Dubai and Manhattan New York should look advanced as fuck with all the money that we pay in taxes all the money people pay in fucking tickets and parking tickets and all that shit like that it should look more futuristic than it do it and I think that's why it's going to go through this downward period Manhattan specifically yes Manhattan specifically and I think Manhattan is going to bounce back it's just going to take a while it's going to take a while and it could take a while and that's totally understandable and you know what it's okay that's part of it that's part of life life is not all like New Yorkers have lived in this existence where like everything always trends up for our entire life we have these little blips and then we come back up and it's like it's okay to have ebbs and flows and that builds fucking character imagine growing up your entire life and all no matter what things just keep on getting better stock market keeps on going up the price your property keeps on going up that's not realistic that's not what people around the world got to go through so this is what builds that fucking character let's go you say if you could make it here you can make it anywhere prove it motherfucker if you're New Yorker and you're worried about this shit get your balls out of your purse alright and start being a fucking man about it and let's make the city as great as it should be it's up to us to make the city great simple as that it's definitely up to native New Yorkers or still here who have the money to rebuild the city help to help to help rebuild the city um either way though you're gonna have to buy down to the Asians nah fuck all that I'm telling you the Chinese about to come in and buy some more of this real estate they're not allowed to have none if Andrew Yang runs for Mara New York next year he's gonna win you buy one down to the Chinese nah bruh Chris is gonna get his revenge I don't give a fuck what you say all these years are going in on Chris and his culture on this podcast Chris is going to get his big talk rief we not accepting no money from communists china bruh we rebuilding this from the ground up we building it from the ground up bruh none of that coming i'll take tywinese money i'll take tywinese money i'll take tywinese money hey if tywinese wants his vest let's talk i'll take tywinese money i'm not taking communist chinese money i'm sorry it's not happening i'll take tywinese money bruh i would love some tywinese money you might not have a choice though no i got a choice bruh not nope i mean i think it's already happened and unfortunately i think it's what you said applies to brooklyn too i do think brooklyn is going to be in big trouble because i think a lot of the corporate lawyers and a lot of the money has moved into brooklyn over the last 10 to 15 years so i think brooklyn is going to get hit pretty hard too it will get hit hard it will not get hit hard as Manhattan it doesn't have those massive office buildings that Manhattan does and the abundance of them all this office space in Manhattan is about to be worthless that's a wrap and it should be a wrap why was it that inflated why do you want to be on the 60th floor of some random building that looks disgusting in this really cool, chic neighborhood that you ruin by your glass monstrosity i don't know as a real native new yorker you see a lot of these buildings go up like the fuck is this what is this, what's going on but we're not taking any of that chinese money we're not going to do it, i'm sorry we'll go to war before that shit who got some oil who needs some liberty who's women are getting treated poorly who needs freedom i can't wait to live in new china i can't wait okay, andru yang is the mayor is he even chinese is andru yang even chinese taiwanese he's what see i fuck with him he don't fuck with china neither he's taiwanese bro i don't know the difference, he's asian right taiwan broke off from china, china doesn't recognize taiwan but taiwan's lit they're capitalist and it's just i'm all about it well thank whoever that was for that good question no need to do anymore i think that's a good note to end on as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right if you just think we're a couple idiots we don't know shit, don't worry we're going to add an asian to the podcast next year alright, it's the brilliant idiots podcast thank you for listening