 As a man thinking Chico bean Carlos Miller. What's the word player man? We at the backwoods lounge 85 South at the jet life studios. We got a One of New Orleans finest in here with us, man. What's Poppinson Mario comic you think? I'ma fuck up my chances of being a real nigga by snitch Close close close By saying I know who done it. I really know who done it ain't gonna tell y'all who done it close close I'll run it scary little bitch, please you think I'm gonna miss my chance becoming a real nigga by telling you Who did it when I know who did it, but I'm about to tell you cuz I'm gonna take the charge That's real niggas do you got the game fucked up about you. You a whole whole out. Yeah, you a whole whole out Yeah, the one and only Mario man How you feeling man good always you feel me even when it's bad good you feel me You know how I go you dig man for those that don't know tell the people about yourself, man Where you from how you got started all that good shit facts facts Mario P right here from New Orleans, Louisiana Born and raised I got I started comedy The year the Saints won a Super Bowl. I guess it's so significant. That's irrelevant. That's what that's very don't Don't ever do that ever in your life again. I live in Atlanta and they know that that rivalry is real I'm not about to sit here and let you yeah So I want I started I started comedy when the Saints won a Super Bowl and in 2011 when paid man Do that pick for his daddy That was for his daddy. That wasn't for us. He took a pic for his daddy. But yeah, I started comedy in 2011 I had a lot of stuff going on and I really started comedy for therapeutic reasons You feel me I had like my little brother had called a life sentence and a lot of stuff My mom was in prison and so it's a lot of bad thoughts was going on in my head and so, you know It's I just felt like I was going through the process of just knowing myself And I'm just thankful that I found comedy and she like it saved my life Yeah, my mom's been in prison since my mom's in prison when I was three She she got out like five years ago Have you I've been able to rekindle y'all relationship. Yeah, it's it's getting out. Yeah, it's really getting out I Nicker just human dog. So yeah, you know my mom and gone my whole life. So my stepmom I don't like to say stepmom You're a mother mother mama miss Linda. She raised me to be who I am. She passed on me. She died on me a few years ago Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, my both. We know that pain Yeah, that's my baby. You feel me. She really raised me to be honest with me. Like, you know, my dad, you know He came to picture kind of late, but he was married to her She had been on since we've been kids So when my mom was in jail and she found out my uh, my dad got back with her She did everything she could to get us to get us in her custody because she knew we had a chance You feel me? So if we if we was able to get back to miss Linda, we had a chance But you know, you know the streets had a street sense. So it's a bad and good side What side of New Orleans are you from? I'm I'm I'm a mutt. I call I like to call myself a mutt. I'm from all sides You're from the whole city. I'm from the whole uptown and downtown. I rubbed I rubbed downtown I'm off a domain in six walk, but I grew up uptown on valence and magnolia You feel me? Yeah, is it a difference when you come from a certain? I mean with your comedy like do the do do how well how big better questions how big is new Orleans and as an influence in your comedy and what you talk about in your style and all of that It's a huge influence to be honest with you Uh, I used to get a lot of static about just doing New Orleans comedy But I just know how strong our culture is. So number one, I don't think negative, you know I just look at stuff different. You feel me? So I know we have a real rich culture A lot of people that's from here look at it the wrong way It's really like in some indigenous stuff. You feel me? So it's made for us. But what I do is I just make it more Universal to where like when I'm either on stage if I'm doing some some content I'm able to like convey it and make it relatable so people can understand it. You feel me? So You dig so it's like Without the culture my comedy wouldn't be it wouldn't stand out like I use rap lyrics. You hear me? In uh, in uh, first 48. I'm using Bootsy lyrics. I'm using soldier slim lyrics. Uh I when I did Bootsy movies. I did juvenile lyrics. I was like, uh, don't touch my shit Don't drive my shit. I got dope in the house and I had my when I was in prison when I was in a prison scene with Bootsy Pretty much everything that I do It's tied to the culture especially the rap music a lot of my homies and And uh comrades the artists producers videographers So it's real heavy. People been showing you love from the movie with Bootsy. Yeah. Yeah shot my dog Bootsy in fact the first one My struggle that one did this thing. You feel me? Uh after my struggle I had Did a movie called trying to come up. We did two of them Trying to come up one and two those are those two probably one of my favorite experiences with movies Because I shot it with people that That's lighting from here. It's it's called trying to come up its own to be Fucking with them to be movies. I already know that's why I'm shouting out because I know you're going to check it out You feel me? Yeah, we love that. We love a good facts facts you think to be gonna start doing like you think to be gonna start doing like, uh Women reality shows. How you think that's gonna be some ratchet stuff. I got I think I watched one call I want to start stripping the night or something. I want to stop stripping. Yeah, they got one on there with uh What they got on one on there with the lesbian is like a lesbian reality show. What for real? That's what's up. That's what's up I'm gonna fuck around. We're gonna find a way to get us on there. Yeah Hey, bro, to be to be it's like the uh, whoever made to be he must he must used to sell, uh DVDs then they could get it We get it dog. Like, you know, I like the freedom. Yeah Thanks, man Push it out there and let the people exactly man. I I think that's very important the narrative needs to be in control of the artist so uh People making people's people say like uh To be it's like the instagram of movies and I agree, you know, it's You know, we we've been taught like a lot of stuff in our reachable So I just think it's good that we're able to get out and and produce our own content in place on platforms for ourselves If that's what I was going to ask you because you do put out a lot of content Like what's been your your drive to keep going even when you know, because we all got social media You know some days your shit might get 400,000 and some days they might get forward and you like damn uh, so I I do a lot of content Right, but not every day because you know how life is bruh stuff be happening so that way I can stay consistent So man, I just found I found smarter ways To do it. So I the smart way would stop focusing on If I can go viral and just put out content Yeah, and just start worrying about some classic shit I like bruh when the when the hood niggas dance to the r&b shit Yeah, bro going back to the old hoods and finding out that they ain't the hood no more. This ain't the no, yeah That was my one right thing. I like that one better the first 48 the whole whole out That would I feel like I was born on I was born from the this ain't the no You're not the first 48. I don't you know first 48 when I went viral, you know what niggas thought that shit was real Yeah, I know I was about to say man people even know it I was me They didn't I saw a crack at the store like ain't your nigga that had shot the nigga say the nigga hold and he ran He out you that's why I know I was famous on a rockhead or something I was just about to ask how did you know that was it a crack head in the gas? Like, you know how a nigga be Might fuck around and get the feeling good and talking shit. Sometimes I just look right at the bitch like recipes look well You know, people thought the whip was a real person. I'm like, nah, I made him up too Some niggas try to lie was like man, you talk about my uncle brother give us all credit. I don't know your uncle Lie in ass niggas sometimes I do a year that shit out. Yeah, brother Kevin ain't been talking shit All the time. So yeah recipes look well. So you say you started comedy in 2011. How did you Start did you start doing sketches or did you start on stage stand up? I'm a stand up, baby Like in New Orleans, uh, I started comedy was like prehistoric It wasn't it wasn't a thing. It wasn't like popular down here comedy is a new rap influences a new rap Like for real like like I'm not even going down play. I was seeing like we can't nobody came We can't be fucked with down influences and cotton comedians, but like we the new new And I got to the cease to prove it like everybody's doing anything you feel me so I've been coming down. Yeah, that's so fucking long Like you said a lot of you know, like shot it shot it feel good even and did a lot of shows and shit together They kind of came down here and did shows on the boat on a boat. Yeah My dog blowfish blowfish He told me a lot blue, you know, I was new to the game, of course But like dude's like shotting blows already doing anything. So yeah, there was like there was there was really helpful There was like big tough brothers. Like I remember my ex blew some advice I was like, bro, you you think this shit for me and boys say I can't answer them You got to figure that out yourself You know what I'm saying? But like I remember the first dog coming around like Atlanta and she called me and he was like, man He got a fuck with me man. I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. I'm a blind comedian. I was like, what? Yeah, people thought he wasn't blind Yeah, but the shit that he talked you would never know that but he wasn't always like that the The diabetes, you know, I watched my my dog go from that to that But the most motivation motivation thing about it that he never changed who he was Right, you know all the way to you know, he went to the side He didn't he stayed who he was even when he couldn't help Even when it looked like he couldn't help he did you feel me just his his presence Recipes the boogie beat. Yes indeed recipe boogie beat. That's the homie. That's a that's another guy that uh that showed me A lot of ropes when I went when I went out to LA And did some spots. I did the lab factory boogie beat had showed me around And and dudes like him and blowfish It's like they the energy can't be replaced. Yeah, because there was real genuine people What's some of the spots that you came up doing around the city? Uh, this place called uh comedy gumbo on thursdays with the dude ray bean What's my dog shout out to ray bean uh cori mack Cori mack shout out to my dog cori mack. I knew cori mack before he was a hippie I knew cori mack when he wore a button up shirts and got his haircut every weekend. He was carlton See, I ain't lying, bro. Now. He's a Fucking free spirit a real free spirit my dog free spirit like nigga like and leaner Yeah, yeah, in fact shout out to both of them Uh, uh, he used to have me go around and uh I used to go to his spots with him And set up his company used to come over my house and get high and play guitar hero Six hours to play guitar for real now. I know But this before all that Facts, I didn't like this thing. You got a lighter. I got like this finger I asked my partner to roll me a little something. He wrote me to hold something Yeah, he put all of it in there. I ain't gonna have no more left for later I have a I have a viral video idea of my home. It was it was real the way at first But we turned to the skit. I gave him like a three five to put in a To mean to roll out of and I came back and it was all done No, I like to roll my ship out the size of them in the pack You ever mean nigga? You ever mean nigga unroll the blunt and take your weed out of it? You say that like you that nigga He said that like you the nigga that did that I just want my shit to be about back to the size as it was when it came out of the pack So more fuckers will see it and think that it's just A backwood. Yeah Don't that hurt when you go inside the backwood pack and you think it's a backwood or not? But it's really like the guts. That's aggravating Yeah, it motherfuckers. I was about three of them in there Shout out to backwoods for making all this shit possible What would you say was your you know starting comedy is always unique because you're trying to find your Find your voice on stage and all of that But what would you say was that first joke that you knew you had one? uh I do a joke about uh Luthor van draws Oh, shit. Yeah, and I had to trade water softly on it. You know how black women feel about luther Yeah, so I have I presented right. It's I've been doing a joke for nine years. Yeah, you feel me uh that one and uh my joke about uh side chick songs Saving all my love for you and uh sweet thing. That's like my favorite That's my favorite jokes to do I like to break down songs because you know growing up you're in list of lyrics and the later on you find out what you really meant Like uh, this song called love come down I know that she was talking about catching that one. Yeah, you know, yeah You make my Oh People don't see the value in that like being able to you know dissect The real meaning the music and being able to the point out different aspects People say it and so on because they've been listening to it for so long But you like it takes something as simple as you saying you ain't never paid attention to the fact that they said this To make people open their minds up to what the fuck they're listening to that's the beauty of comedy though for me It's like we see stuff in a different way. Right. It's like and like for like uh with us life It slows down like we get to catch stuff that people don't catch. That's the good part about it for me I like the joke when I talk about bird man And he he have a he have a bar when I he have some lyrics in uh play why you hate him? He was like a Uh juvia got 10 and bg got 20 but my 32 goals nigga. We all in it. That's algebra You know, I try to add that up, but it's still an add of 32. Is that 32? That's that's farted No, he was saying he got 32 goals. I'm that's how I first learned about baby was be with the 32 goals I need a bag of dope. All right, b-30. That's the column b-30. I thought he was I thought he was doing algebra Nah, I need a bag of dope You know, I mean Yeah, that was Say I ask y'all a question ball of blocking Yes What what what how did y'all what what was y'all doing? How how did y'all feel y'all first time ball? How did y'all feel y'all first time like juvenile and bg in the movie? Was it funny to y'all? Hell, yeah Nigga, you know, I mean like the funniest shit though was when aj johnson was talking to bg Yeah, where's the guns and where's the dope? He said your old lady house up your ass He said did that nigga just say When they was interrogating And then when they caught them niggas in the project, man, this fucking call hot. You a hot boy lay your ass on a hot High boy, high boy That's the top five get on move A lot of people want to argue What's up? You got ball of blocking. All right. I'm bout it. I'm bout it ball of blocking I gotta go about it. I gotta go on ball of blocking. I gotta go on ball of blocking. I'm bout it I'm bout it. I'm bout it. I'm bout it. I'm bout it. Me and ex man. Me and ex me and ex man. Me and ex got one of my favorite One of my favorites for two dollars niggas one of my favorite parts of i'm bout it We're both when they shooting dice and me and ex now you see this through the bullet out of nigga corner See the next one nigga. I'm like, oh No, she didn't she didn't talk to her acting up when she was mourning at the funeral Yeah, I don't know who the fuck that was Uh Me and ex acting on I'm bout it when she was mourning fall over the call I see the best scene in the whole movie is when doping will they walk up and them niggas say now that nigger Had a million dollars before I can make a million dollars in two days Bro when he has to argue with the little home See that's the thing comedic relief The the the culture like you said they come out of the warlands when you not from here Like I was just talking about just how much of an impact that y'all culture had on the world Like as I know coming up in dc like when I first heard master p You couldn't tell me that nigger wasn't doing every single thing that he was saying You know, I mean like just that that music was so influential to us man, I've seen master p do so many great things I don't think he's ever told a lie that nigga been in the NBA. Yep. So he made it all three ways And he wrestled Y'all remember he wrestled nigger Damn sure He wrestled nigger this nigger wrestled This nigger was wrestling this nigga master p wrestled. He got serious soup tennis shoes and tampons tampon No limit toys. No limit films and nigger was raised in all the eggs and luncheon meat nigger nigger nigger Don't forget. Don't forget. Don't forget. He was he was he was ricky. Williams agent. Come on He was ricky. Williams agent. Yeah, he was brother. So so coming from New Orleans. What would you say? Is like the most impactful Piece of music for you coming out this city All of it The bounce music. That's I thought that would be the answer. Yeah, I'm saying like that's that's the start of it You're filming it. It's that's our tribal music. Yeah, that should make all black people feel something Yeah, black lives matter. Come on. That's the one right there That's shit funny. I use this all in the random The bounce music is like the root You know the well one of the main ingredients, right? So I but I gotta see all of it. Uh Like the early bounce rap the early the Excuse me the early bounce the early rap music the early early rap music down here You know I was young but you know, I grew up, you know, listen to all the pncs and you know, uh Damn, uh Fiends and uh, you know, uh ghetto twins, you know, people like that ghetto twins I thought them was niggas when I first heard them Ghetto twins go hot. Yes, indeed. I started small time dope game cocaine Pushing rocks on the block. I'm never broke man. Damn. You like you say you're not from here. I mean, I could be Yeah, I mean, I could be Huh, what would you be? Where would you be from if you're from here? Uh, probably probably wherever the uh what they said Uh, uh, uh all the niggas the flat niggas that uptown Yeah, uptown because I'm from uptown. You are the nine wall. You know that you are the nine wall You heard me at the nine. You got the third wall. Yeah, third one. So from now on you got the third wall You have the nine wall That's the two biggest walls in the wall over real. Yeah, where was the uh, the the paradise were not the paradise the uh, the uh What was it in the ninth ward? The big projects Oh, the big projects of nine was desire desire desire desire and the florida and the florida. Yeah Big ass projects So that's the thing like it's projects spread all across new allen. So like is it broke down? It's broke down by waters. That's how you know what if you say you from the ninth ward where people already know you either from Now it's like, okay So it's all broken down by wards, but it's like it's funny because They all have their own sections inside the walls like if if you say you from the nine wall You have to say with section you out In the nine wall if you say if you say you have the third wall you have to say which section You out of the third wall if you say y'all new all is east if you out the east you have to say with section You out from the east and It's straight. Just like that. You can't just say like one area, right? You have to like it's like a thing of no one We all have our designated areas where we be and grew up, but it's still it's all still connected to me You're filming every city got they you know the era You know i'm saying aware where you you know, you really had to get your name at in the city So in your era, what would you say that everybody went to? To to you know, that was the meet-up spot all the spot that you had to be seen that to be a real new all is well, um Growing up for me is is that growing up for me before katrina? Which when it was city had a whole lot of more love Who like cutting up uh second lines and dj's You feel what is a dj? It's like outside come outside and start in New Orleans like you know You can just set up anybody. I just have a have an outside party Of course the second line. That's when everybody like gets to celebrate this. I thought that was when somebody passed away, right? It ain't just for them. It's not just for them. Okay. It's really a thing of celebration Like you know, that would be a home dawn. You can do it for your birthday. Yeah Like if you want kick a chick out play some second line music. That's when everybody that's what they play What's time to go? Play second line music to her she's gonna like she's gonna know she's gonna know it's time to leave Second line music so second lines and um Like our culture is big on uh big on fashion and gloating so you know uh and music so Uh before before before katrina you had to really get you had to really be outside For people to know who you was you had to be like doing stuff not just the negative Shit, but like if if you play sports if you rap you really had to be outside Because like a lot of artists ain't have to leave here to make new money You know, we we're on our own island out here, bro So you have to really be out even right now. You got to be outside You can be like in the water you can be on social media But people still have to see you outside doing your thing because you can only hold it You can only like hold that stuff up so long They heard they heard y'all out here, bro and they join the ass, bro They mad I saw a nigga pass in a the todo corolla You feel me gun that bitch gun that motherfucker, bro. Y'all you had niggas turned up with the antenna pull back Why they don't do that on the car no more remember they used to put the dumb ass antenna on them All right, fuck everything digital. I think they should just bring up the dumb ass antenna And remember do you remember the you remember niggas had TVs in the steering wheels remember that era? Yeah, my god for fucking what that's dangerous for what? Oh, no that's that pimp my ride We have nine TVs in the car man. We heard you like toast. So we put a bread maker in your glove compartment They did a lot of dumb shit on pimp my ride they did a bubble maker in somebody They put some a fish tamer to put a fish tank in somebody car. Yeah, man likes to do karaoke So we put a karaoke set up in his trunk The first plate with strobe lights and a bubble machine Y'all ever wonder a pimp right pimp my ride to come to y'all's spot. You ever thought dude? No, I don't want them all fucking touching Fake old school makers. Who pimp my ride Now they don't do the tight. I'm from the south. We like our shit a certain kind of way back that shit was like That's like I know I know I know, uh, uh I had chip do some shit what it was a mtv kribbs with the first arabian bees It was think about it mtv kribbs the first arabian bees There was any cribs. Come on. I see I'm hot, but I'm here Yeah, mtv kribbs the first arabian bees though said niggas was renting them houses. Come on man. I feel you come on man Hey, man, it don't matter if you pay the rent you live there Tell it to the people that got sued and threw them parties No, I'm just saying I mean if you if you was renting a big-ass crib And you knew you was about to be out there bitch in six months. You ain't gonna show your head My niggas gonna come what a nigga gonna say, right? He was renting that bitch nigga. I don't want to own this big motherfucking Yeah But you hear I feel you That's what you're supposed to do right you're supposed to rent them bitches and wipe shit out on the wall Right, don't wipe no shit on the wall right get your deposit back right first Then you take that and get you a condo and you're still balling and then wipe I sold that bitch. I rent now i'm renting the condo y'all niggas I see i'm really you think about it on some business shit flexing Is really how you make money. All right Now, why would you buy a mansion? If you could just rent one Damn, that mean if something be fucked up You just call the people who own it and be like hey, it's fucked up I don't i'm not paying no hundred and seventy five thousand dollars to fix the roof facts. All right, motherfucker Who owns it will learn me learn me learn me fucked up that bill seven thousand Facts, that's a big ass pool. It's a big motherfucking and it can't get your cousin Why would I pay for this? I'm a ten. Hey people who I rent this place from come fix y'all shit I got three months left right my condo almost ready right and then they gonna have to fix the shit of the condo too Exactly. Hell yeah maintenance man. Oh, shit. I think you got to have a look. Oh, it's hard to get in here It's free security. Hey you on point. I got you Facts you're hearing me. So so that mean if you go to strip club and all because you're giving you're giving back to You buying school supplies, right? No because from what I've been studying about the universe Okay, okay, so look talk to me. This nigga is amazing this theory, right? Well, you remember when soldier boy first came out He had those fucking those glasses right the flea market joint where he took the white out and he wrote soldier boy on them Damn, what was he doing manifesting? Because you next time you saw them fucking glasses. They was Gucci You have to flex and fake ball so you can ball in real life fake it till you make it. No That's that's that's that that that phrase right there. It put a certain type of life It made people like it turns people off of it not fake it till you make it What does you have to be able to practice? Okay, you got to get in the routine of having the shit that you want. All right, okay cool I like so it's not that you're faking it. You really just practicing you getting to get into position when you really got it Right, I got you if you pretend that you have it and you get everything right You're not a treat this shit. You know how to fix this shit if it breaks You don't give a fuck if this shit break you just get another ball of orientation You get your real shit. You got an appreciation for ball of training Kind of yeah, why the fuck would you just why would your first car be a Range Rover? Talk to me What it should be your first girlfriend ain't gonna be no 10 You got to get it gotta work your way up to that nice shit So you can work your way up. Yeah, if you want to change Why would your first chain be a big $10,000 chain? Then you gotta have you a $400 chain first with the one with the one letter You feel me with the initial on that bit work your way up to all your whole name You gotta do it right whatever you want to have in life. You gotta start at the bottom first You don't never start off on top of nothing. So if I want to ride somebody I just All right, now see that you took it somewhere You said I started the bottom so I ride the piece of man first. No, no, no, no, we're not promoting that Nothing to buy. We're not promoting that nigga. We're not getting you to work your way up to a bank If you got enough time to sit there and think of some evil shit You got enough time to think of the right shit to do too. Okay, cool. What the fuck would you he don't own the piece of place Why would you say work your way up? You gotta you said you gotta practice. No, you don't know you don't Now you don't you fucked it up. No, you don't Crime is almost dead. Anyway, we're living in the age of technology Yeah, you can't even talk shit and say the wrong shit without them people showing you say the right shit They on your ass. They know where you been where you ate today They know who you talk to who you text who you show you dig to they know they have all the information You're not getting away with shit no more. I gotta stop it, man. Yeah, you definitely do I gotta stop you really gotta stop anything that you ever did That's that might fucking cause the end of your fucking empire Look how many people going down now for a titty they grabbed 30 years ago. Damn How about a freaking can come out? You can't freak nobody A freaking can come out. It was gonna triple platinum. You can't freak. You gotta just make sure that they Instagram did all that bro. No, it didn't it's a dead man. Shame blame social media on them people did that Bruh, listen, I remember when chicks was fine. You use like an urban you like an urban fucking let's need to whisper about you Now people it's not like that the freaks the people who did that shit the wrong way the motherfuckers who didn't I disagree, Los No This is the thing that I disagree about in that regard Because That I will say I'm not gonna blame social media, but I will say the internet the access to the information change People's perspectives they learn all these new words and all these new definitions of words and facts All these narcissism you never watched one of them uncle Luke videos and thought I wonder if they wanted to be there They had consent niggas just learned narcissists niggas just learned that we're not now 30 years later people are questioning like Did they sign the permission slip to be in matter of fact, let's Look up what this means and what that means and you didn't have the access to that information back in the day If you wanted to be offended about uncle Luke in 1991 when they was popping pussy and all that you had to get dressed And go outside and get in your car and go to the library and get the information And find out where they was going to be and go down there and write a picket sign and go out there Stand out there and hold the picket sign up and hope somebody's seen it now. All you have to do is pick your phone up facts man Y'all only looking at it from one side Bruh, they took this the mystique the same way it could be used for goods Shrip clubs too. You had to really go to a strip club to see What's it? You had to go you had to go to see it Pussy's on your explore page now. It's on explore page. It's right. That's it's a trap. It's so much as you gotta unfollow Eating them on it is a trap. They showing us all these naked women Making us believe that that shit is in reality and it's really just not that we don't know if that shit is ai We don't know if that shit was shot today Or in 1998, we don't know if these people are alive We don't know if these women are in jail All we see are the is the shit that they make us see nice Shout out my no, it's not y'all. Yeah, it's free y'all I'm just saying y'all we don't know it's motherfuckers coming up missing each and every day We don't know if it's a studio where they're making people come out and fake happy and take pictures Clown Tyrone what you talking about? I'm just saying motherfuckers is coming up missing every day What the fuck did you just blow kisses to bitches in jail like they can watch this in the day room They not gonna see they shout out I'm trying reaching man You know, somebody's probably out my lord. Yeah, see y'all Somebody recording. I'm what you call my little jail. Yeah, my little jail. Yes, you know, you see them chicks in free world They ain't they ain't right What would you say that that that terminology came from like that my little yeah And I because New Orleans has produced some of the most legendary slang, you know, I mean from us from us I just made him popular. Uh, yeah, ho ho out here Scarilla bitch, please Uh, all that Scarilla bitch, please My partner uh, Calio Vaugh had a song called Like yeah a long long time ago. Uh, and I I just resurfaced it You yagging mean good or bad like if you get a tour the nigger and he'd be like, I'm gonna get my yag You better leave because if you come back, you're gonna be a no all right, uh Uh, yagging mean good weed like, you know, call your home. It was up with you out there. Yeah But you know, I got that yagging with the yag, you know, you feel me and then it mean, you know, you got a A chick she nice. Now if she if she if she a yag, that mean Yeah, she yeah, but if that's your little yag, then that's you. Okay That's my like yeah with the yag That's your lady. Hmm. It's so crazy that I understand exactly what it is. You tell me that's crazy That's not crazy. You feel me just connected. You feel me? Yeah, we like yeah Because your little yag return straight into your little whoop-de-whoop fact is that she can be a no Yeah, I'm saying they got years and no not not if she not if she not if she not all that she'll know She'll uh, uh, uh So is it a difference between uh I'm gonna be like, all right Don't fuck with that. All right. Don't fuck with that. That's the best appreciate that You got to have a standard about yourself some type of standard. I don't really have that many but You don't have a few I like who like me That that's probably where you start fucking up at I like now It's a lot easier to fuck with somebody who already like you off the top You show them you like that's where a lot of men fucking up at they trying to make them a fucking like them You gotta fuck with who like you already. Yeah, don't never convince nobody Saying cuz I mean it might be worth convincing to you but And they don't really want to convince nobody woman these days aggressive Like they don't care about your children gonna pick your son up. Nothing. They just want them. Wow He said they don't pick your son up No, she she didn't care about me. We're gonna pick my son up. She just wanted her She she was the woman in the water to be like, let me get me Oh, not meets. Let me get me, you know, I'm like, I gotta pick my son. I'm like, I don't care About your son Well, so that hurts you can hurt me. I gotta get my child, bro It wasn't her child though. It wasn't so how did it make you feel? It made me feel turned on and I love him. I went I had to go pay extra money to pick him up because he You know, it was extra fee You turn me on I can't relate to them struggles, you know, this is make us crazy. Keep doing your thing in these streets, bro Making love to these women making love right Man fellas who watching this start back making love once a week, man They don't want to make on sunday's man make love to on sunday. Yeah Put some old-school r&b on and they don't know how to make love. Just just fuck slow These chicks want to fuck you off a sexy ring. I'm just telling now, but I'm saying even still fuck slow On sunday make love Right on sunday's make love. I ain't a lot That was a good old days, right? I still r&b music is gold. So I get it. I kind of get it. You don't need r&b music to make love Got some music what you can make love off. No music You can just be in her ear whispering shit facts. You turn that light off in the kitchen, right, right? That's what you asked for that's right way that driveway door down Light off in the kitchen That's what you asked what you want Right done right now. No facts. Taxes asking women for shit. Yeah, why would you set yourself up for surgery to? I don't ask I uh, I suggest like what I'd be like man, listen I think you should give me something to eat it'll benefit you Hand me that lighter. How how how does that work out for you? Sometimes it works. Sometimes it don't Well, you're trying to like reverse psychology that shit. I got to because they're getting strong out here You know what I'm saying and I play like I turn into Uh, if she want to be if she want to be, you know, cool I got a question for you. Don't ask you no relationship advice because you don't really know shit about No, I'm about to ask them a question. I don't since you said that like what's the most expensive thing you ever got a woman And what's the most expensive thing a woman ever got you? Uh I ain't a lie. I can't put a price on peace That was cold You can't put a price on peace. Yeah, that's the most expensive thing I ever got from a woman We're not together right now. We working on it, but that's what she uh, she gave me a lot of peace And then she turned to chucking one night and it's She showed you the real hurt. Yeah, she turned to chucking one night and she ain't been right since she came back to it But uh, the most you know the relationship ain't ain't real till you see a man for real one time Even if some shit that you ain't got nothing to do with you. You just still need to Man, I not it's it's scary But that's true. You don't really know nobody until You ain't got nothing when you down and when they mad, you know It's it's easier to do stuff when you in a good position when you happy when you happy But you know, I don't think one thing I do know for sure I don't think we we should be pressuring each other pressuring each other to make each other happy like that should be something already In you yeah, people just make up their own shit Right trying to compare like this is the right way to do that. Shit. It ain't no really no right way to do that Shit exactly it's just about how much can y'all agree to do this shit right together between the both of y'all Patience as you're saying like some patience involved pretty much because shit It really don't matter because everybody got their own definition or whatever the situation is so Niggas really fussing over an illusion You feel me? Yeah, but you know Women and accountability don't go together. The only one really say that that's that's because that's a blank Who the last one when you heard apologize? It's a blanket statement Need a beaker just like if they say all niggas ain't shit. It ain't that they don't it's just some of most stuff Some of them. There's some good ones out there Black men don't cheat, right? Ever like Jesus said real niggas don't cheat for what for what like Do you sit in here? We talking about all this shit, right? Why would you want to pile on problems? That's true. That's why I'm believing how I have it on three wives and all that shit. That's three birthdays three attitudes uh That's a lot Right, how about two then? No, that's too much We can get a girlfriend for like six months or something No, that's it. No, I like for a week. No weekend. Yeah, that's cool. That's too much That's too much, brother. You don't dare you deaf. I don't know you Can you imagine breaking up a fight between both your wives? You're gonna die something gonna happen to you They don't even they both mad at you at the same time at the same time Yeah, they they prized and synced up you're in trouble double mad They double print they double print on you. What did they love each other more than they love you god damn That's actually a blessing That's what I would want. I would want them to care about each other more than they did me You a selfless nigger. I think you just be knowing the right shit to say No, I would really want to think about it If you got two women you wanted to be you want to kind of feel like you in between both of them They move you too far to the left that shit gonna be weird But that means that I created an environment where two black women could be successful Within themselves and that is a win for me. What if they both leave at the same time at the same time? At the same time because they haven't get a one bedroom apartment exactly you could plead out the deal Cut a sad deal like g money As long as I don't find out they police like iced tea i'm straight For me it's a win. No, I had a question for you. Don't like you know in this comedy game It's a lot of things that you know People strive to be it and it's hard for people to be able to create their own desires and goals Like so what is your if you can say? Some of your goals are that you've achieved already and some that you are looking to achieve I'm on new goals, bro. I didn't see all of them Uh, I'm a success. I'm a successful comedian. I take care of my family off of doing what I love to do I already made it Now i'm trying to get in position so I can get my people in position. You feel me? I'm not straight. I'm not know what I want to be at yet but as far as like You know with with being being creative and being a creator and just having uh That mentality I just got to make sure I spread that shit around me You know so that way I don't want nobody ever feel like they can't do nothing So I got to be a I always got to be I always got to be I feel like I always got to be an instant sign of hope because this is a dark place sometimes so Man, I just think that the you know my my surroundings and my environment drive me dog listen, so we don't get no book on this shit So why even worry about you know fucking up? I think a lot of times niggas be worried about not looking like they don't know how to do something And so they don't just give it their full effort niggas just don't apply to yourself I apply myself all the time each week It don't even matter what the fuck going on It's all I got dog. I know I know the feeling bro It's all I got because it's it's mental. It's mental. It's all because I'm a statistic too, right? You might not know this bro by looking at me And the way that I carried myself and just being the happy person that I am But I'm somebody's baby daddy, bro. I understand No, listen to what I'm saying. I'm not somebody's husband, right? I'm not somebody's motherfucking. So I'm I'm a statistic I'm a baby father and if I can do it you could do it You're a father of a kid. No, I'm somebody's baby dad. That's what they say. That's society standards. I'm just a baby daddy, Mario I'm a father of a child. No, that don't make you feel no better When I go in there and I tell them people that hey, I'm an entertainer You know what they walk off and they say he's a great guy. I love him for the road But he made some of the wrong decisions He's somebody baby daddy What the fuck? Hey, man What the fuck? Do you not know the stigma that comes along with being somebody's baby father? A lot a lot a lot that means I gotta go out here and work twice as hard Right, like if you a baby, that's like that's like that's like saying you a felon or some shithole right now No, not quite But it's close It's close It ain't goes as soon as I said baby daddy, what happened? Cyrus start coming on I just said if I call the police They gonna stop you from getting the job, but it won't stop her from coming up to it when you get one That's how you got to look at it. You know what I like baby Do you know what I like baby dad is my dog my dog my dog from the water cp. Tyler power He don't like baby dad is he put baby daddy on all his movies Think about that But that's what I'm saying. That's just another roadblock. I got to overcome as a baby father We need to start a baby data organization I have this stuff called 1800 Uh, uh abuse baby dad. It's a skit. Look at Chico. He don't even want to speak right now He shook when you know what was up? He didn't want to tell you was up and I ain't the type of person to put nobody else I'm somebody's baby daddy too. I'ma go ahead and say it. I'ma go ahead and say it. I am All right, bro And I just I don't even like that you would bring up such a traumatic situation. We need to we need to start We need to talk about we don't even have anybody And they say that black men get on these podcasts with these microphones Which is why I'm opposed to doing podcasts with these kind of microphones because it's a stigma that goes along with that now But we got to be more open and honest about the decisions we made right me and to become baby fathers Now I watch all these clips online of people just saying ridiculous things. Right. We do great. We do great But I want to say some ridiculous things too about what some of the hurdles I had to overcome As a baby father like when you dealing with new women, you got to convince them that you're a good father Because you they know you somebody's baby daddy I see how but if you was a ain't shit father, they wouldn't even ask act at all when you are active Baby daddy and you got obligations and shit and toys to put together Right stepping on baseball games and shit to go to you like you are active present father Then they talk to you like you might act like they need to approve your father's Like you're you as a father like who made you mother hovered Exactly made your mother mothers. He ever been judged as a father by a woman who didn't have one Don't even do that. That's unfair to them because they're not gonna represent all the time All we're not gonna speak on We don't think on the people that hurt us Chico. Why we trying to talk to this man about new all is you will break up a traumatic situation Like that my bad. That's very traumatic because these women down here. They drink like their daddy. They don't have no daddy You didn't got mario. Look how you look how you're clutching this up. Look chico Look how you're clutching this shirt. I don't know how back was. I don't know. I don't know I don't I think we might have took it too far. I don't want this to turn into a black man Them niggas was taking pictures now. They're standing in the straight line. They're scared. They're scared. They're scared They're brought up here by the trauma. Every nigga, every nigga in New Orleans got a old lady Look a straight ahead like every nigga in New Orleans who got a old lady scared of the old lady Every nigga in New Orleans who got a old lady scared of the old lady We don't even get to speak on that trauma dude. We fell they like the feds We're gonna get to speak on that trauma. You know my my big mama. She has some shit called a big mom police I went to jail for attempt to cheat First degree cheating. I am a armor on a bitch arm cheating It was tough. I just got off of papers. She got filed cabinets a screenshots It's terrible. You made this nigga over here. Well, let's put shiesty man's down. He wanted people to see his face I was with my homie. This nigga had his man's up. You said baby five and it was like, wait a minute This is something I need to see my whole face open I Thanks That shit happened man. You said that real shit. I had to stop. I wasn't gonna even let you get it going to that I got you. I got you. They're gonna say you bashing. Yeah, you're right. Shame. You're right Being a bullet they would flag that clip for bullying. Yeah, you're right. Arrest me. Arrest me. Abusive language. Black men ain't shit All right, but that goes. Men ain't shit. That's acceptable What at what age can can't women see men ain't shit. What's the age limit 30? You need to raise that bitch higher. No, I get that mama was still my mama Fresh out of jail niggas like your dad ain't shit. I'm like nigga, you know, how long she's been waiting to say that She's waiting to tell you that like how like what are you talking? He been here Your dad ain't shit. How that you know, we never know. You never know what the reason behind that That means that he wouldn't do what she wanted him to do. Yeah, I look like the nigga That's why yeah That's that's what I learned in that situation when they say men ain't shit That mean that the shit that they trying to convince niggas to do ain't working That's just like somebody not believing your lack woman powerful, bro. Can't ask y'all a question Y'all think woman ago y'all think all the woman I don't think god is a person. Yeah, I think god is energy, but I think that is representative. It's definitely a woman Chico feminine energy is is definitely what controls the universe. It can't just be that I'm saying like you got a hold up. All right If you're saying that part you got always look at the duality of life It's that shit. It's powerful because it has an opposite. You can't just have one of nothing You dig what I'm saying. So it's powerful as the feminine is It's it's that powerful in the opposite form also. It's like negative and positive It's that's not even what it's called That's some shit that we have to use to be able to identify what those two opposite ends are So somewhere along the universe, there's a parallel of that That's not called negative and positive But it's the same. It's like the law of attraction. I just think it's the application of say Wouldn't know wouldn't a Nobel Peace Prize is going on. I mean, I just think it's the application of say It's that we Better than mass energy is in No, it's like they both have to co-exist at the same time for either one God created that so if you think that that that is a factor of god You are you a miscalculated woman can stop traffic. They don't have your brain stop like scientific your brain shuts down It can stop traffic for you. It might not stop traffic for him Yeah You get what I'm saying. I got you. We life is we all having a we all live in the same life But we're all having a different experience. Right. I agree with that. That's true. That's true. I agree with that You don't think girl. You don't need to rule the world. Say what nothing women rule the world Women how I mean you can say that in a sense So what like I eat if it was a 10 no Seven no The things that women do is so important that it's actually I got an asset in a commodity I got so in that sense. Yes, they have a product that will never not sell so they do Yeah, look at that. Oh, no, that's true. But if you're talking about just Impositions of power of running the world absolutely not three things that sell anywhere guns gold and Gold You said at the second. Yeah all the way the facts, man. Yeah, what's what's what you got coming up, man? I didn't mean to get too deep. I I'm not no shallow nigga. I I have this conversation. Uh, these conversations are always Happening, you know in my home kicks in like the weekend. We would have run in it like my office I don't have no tv's or none of my office. So you need some this conversation Because when you're creating in your office, you need to be able to bring fresh energy in whenever I watch a movie Nigga what that's how this that's how this really game over that So you just in the office handling straight business straight business straight business straight business straight that's that's that's the block Yeah, I play like that. That's it. You got a phone. Yeah, two phones computer office phone No, I got a You got a computer. No a computer Why I need to know what's in your office. Do you got some liquor in your bottom drawer? I don't know. I don't got nothing else in my I'll I put some in my bottom drawer because I see it in all the movies I keep catching up catching up in high sauce I keep catching up in high sauce in my office. All right I got uh, like I said, I got this comedy show coming up with my homies Uh, me shot it feel good two real mac that feet a rude you high boys of comedy rude jude with them loud ass outfits Then they gonna wear some bullshit. Oh good. Shout out the money to rude jude. Don't rude jude And you're gonna talk shit about rude jude be dressed like a christian uh a chanel muslim Where the show at uh jazz market theater That's gonna be dope, bro. I'm like I'm excited to do the show with them. We was on tour together The pandemic shut it down We was doing our thing man people showing us love we were doing two shows a night It was a 12 city tour. We was on city city number eight And that's when the pandemic kicked in so this to be to be honest. We didn't do no shows in New Orleans So the show the show damn that sold out Uh, it's gonna be a real great show though. I can I can I can like damn that sense it Because whenever we do get together and do stuff like this, it's always It's always big top notch. You know, nothing's bigger than the sea to meet the culture Nothing's bigger than that And that's what I I thrive on you feel me so I keep it included in what I'm doing I can't I feel like I can't lose if I do that so okay Man, what's your social media, bro? I got three of them now And what is mario? Entertainer underscore Mario entertainer no underscore and promo by mario You do be doing some fool-ass program. Yeah, I do. Yeah, thank you. I'll be that's that's the game You know, you know, you're good at it when you can promote shit that you can't even use Yeah, in fact, it's like uh, this shit gave me an infused k-wide jelly Infused with what my bad, bro. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are the 85 south shore at the backwoods lounge Gave me that I can't at the jetlight studios with mario the entertainer We're gonna stop at the infused k-wide jelly. I couldn't promote it. I can't promote that's why Yes, you did it. You did it. You used it too, but we're not gonna talk about that. I did take the money You took it and you used it. I didn't I didn't say you used it I said you get your game on. Hey, hold on I didn't use it like but I used it All right, ladies and gentlemen Another great episode Mario Free gas entertainer. It's all love. Thank y'all underscore with the ky infused Thank y'all for helping me bro. Appreciate y'all dawgs. See you brother. You know, you know, you know it dawgs