 Cut. Cut what? We didn't know. Action. You're the director now. I quit. I love you guys. You might be thinking to yourself, who is that chicken the glasses? It's me, bitch. It is not often that I wear my glasses on this channel because I don't enjoy wearing glasses. You should wear more. I like it. I don't, I don't like wearing my glasses. They always just make me feel like a little crazy. I'm just not like a big glasses wearer. I just, I'm not. I prefer to wear my contacts every single day. I am a negative four in both eyes. You're a moist in both eyes though. Okay, give them back. I am the same prescription in both eyes, which I consider myself very lucky, which means I don't have to put two different contacts in each eye. I get to put both in the same eye. It's great. I am nearsighted, which means if I took my glasses off, I can see close to my face. So what I wanted to do was like a bunch of fun stuff without my glasses, like throwing and playing catch and like throwing a dart. We tried all of that, but like I can do most of it. As most of you that wear glasses or contacts and are nearsighted would know as soon as something gets close enough to your face, it's not a challenge. You know, if like my eyesight isn't terrible, it's not great. But something that I do know that I can't do is like in the morning when Julian's like showing me a picture of something on his phone, I'm like, I have no idea what you're showing me. We've lived together for like, what, six, seven years and every morning you're like showing me something. I'm like, I can't see. I don't know what you're talking about. Why are you showing me that? But yeah, this is going to be a little bit of a different video in case you're going to tell me because I literally just want to sit here and like see how useless I would be in like an apocalypse scenario. The second I take my glasses off, I feel like I start making like, I have no glasses on face or you're just like, I just want to play a game. Like what can I see without my glasses? Fair enough. This video would probably be a lot funnier if I was far-sighted. You want my glasses? Oh, who is that? Welcome to my beauty channel. I'm making the, I don't have glasses on eyes and you're making the, I have someone else's glasses on. Number one. Okay, it looks like a picture of Ariana Grande, but she has a white wig. Wait, wait, no. Yeah. It looks like the hair that she has in the sweetener like album pictures, but I've never seen that picture of her face that looks like that. Just so you know, you're off to just a really, really horrible and unpromising start. Yeah. It looks like a, like a Bratz doll version of Ariana Grande. Bratz doll? Yeah. Oh my God. That's funny. Why is that funny? I can't see it. What is it? Oh my God. All I could see was like the exaggerated like eyes and like. Thank you, sisters. Next off to a really unpromising start. Here we go. See, I'm like, I don't want to squint all the way because then I feel like I would be cheating, so I'm just going to try and keep my eyes completely open. So what I can see is a face, the shape of a face, something dark here that looks like hair and then maybe something blue on the top that looks like a hat or maybe that's just your desktop. That's my desktop. Shit. Who has hair that goes out like this? Or maybe it's someone wearing like headphones. Or it's someone with like a really blunt bob. Like I can't tell any gender or any facial features whatsoever. I'm going to say Dita Vontis. Anthony Padilla. Okay, that was a pretty good guess. Thought that that might be Anthony Padilla. Isn't the worst guess in the world. I was right about the hair though. That's not my bob. Yeah, it is. That's like a bob. I couldn't tell that it was curly, but I could tell that it was hair. I like to hear. You said it was headphones. I can't tell from here. Ready? That just looks like the Godfather. There's like a picture like black and then white and then some human form in the middle. It just looks like a moon cookie. Can you show me another picture of this person? Yeah, yeah, sure. Is this a hand in the foreground? Yes. Okay. I think it might be a man. Okay. If I had to guess, are we doing YouTubers? Like you shouldn't do this because then I'll be able to guess. I'm not missing anything. It either looks like Ricky Dillon, Jacksepticeye, or Joey Garsepa. I think the third guess is the closest. Because all I can see is like, it looks like a cow neck like sweater and a hand. This looks like a chair or something angular in the background. Should I put my glasses up? Why are you laughing? Oh no. Wait, what was that picture of him as a moon cookie? It was this one. Oh. I'm supposed to tell what that is with no glasses on. It just looks like a moon cookie. Ready? Is it a cat? Is it a cat? You nailed that one. That's a cat. There we go. All I can see is a face and something red and something white. Okay. To me, it looks like a baby wearing, like, a bullfighting, like, red thing, but around his neck. Like a small cape. Like the matador cape? Yeah. It looks like a baby matador. Okay, so baby matador is your guess. But wearing like a, I'm assuming what is like a festive bullfighting outfit. Yeah, okay. But I guess it'll get glasses. It's not a good guess. Yeah, but like, I could see his tuxedo. So it, like, What about a tuxedo? It looks like a matador cape. No, like a festive bullfighting outfit. But he, like, it just looked like a giant baby to me. It looked like a baby head. I don't know. He just looked like a baby without my glasses. All right. Like, I can't tell a person's age without my glasses on. All right. It looks like a blue, a sloth in, like, blue face. Like a sloth with its face painted blue. Do you like my guess? Oh my God. Seriously? Okay, but that's, that's not what it looked like to me. It just, it looked all blue, but like I could only see slanty, like, lines. Yeah. Well, nice job. Thank you. Ready? Yeah. It just looks like a floor. It's not a floor. It looks like a, like a gray dog wearing one of those curly colonial wigs peeking outside of like a door frame. Okay, so a dog with a Ben Franklin style wig peeking a door frame. Yeah, from this side. But like his, it's cutting off like his tongue and his cheek and he's like peeking his face into the door. Really? Yeah. It's a floor. It's not Ben Franklin wig. Here we go. Okay. I can see a human face and like long black hair, like Cher or like Kim Kardashian, a Kardashian, a Kardashian. It's not a Kardashian. Cher. Not Cher, but very, very close. Cher from Stuck On You. No. Sandra Bullock. I'm just guessing people with long dark hair. Wait, what's your last guess? Cher. No one for that. Sandra Bullock. Correct. Wait. Oh, Julia's hair. I've got a good one for you. Ready? It looks like maybe there's blonde hair and like a black shirt. Their mouth might be open. What? Nothing. I think their mouth is open. It looks like there's a cavity right here. I know your face can't be like naked, but their face looks naked. Alright, give her a look. Voldemort. Okay, also another good observation. These are all like very poignant. Are you just showing me pictures of you? All I can see is like something black coming up and then it's like almost like twisted. Like they have no neck. It's just like a twisted neck and then like a bubble head. It looks like a cartoon. Like Daria. Honestly, it looks like if you took a pencil and you drew this, but like a human face was in it. Like a teardrop shaped head. Okay, so his head's a teardrop. Yeah, but like not a real person. It's like a cartoon. Because it is no human's head is shaped like that. Trying to think of another cartoon that looks like that. Like Bob's Burgers. Bob from Bob's Burgers. Okay, Bob from Bob's Burgers. Can I look? I feel like the lighting in that picture makes it so difficult to read that that's a real person. The shadow on the left side of his head you thought just wasn't part of his head. No, it just, it looks like this to me. I'm telling Shayna. That I thought he was Bob from Bob's Burgers. Yeah, or Daria. Or a cartoon or no human has that shape of head. No, you said that. I didn't say that. Maybe one of those like howler monkeys. Or like a bird. All I can see is like something really dense and dark right in the middle. It's like something light colored around it. But I can't, it doesn't, it's not a person. A lizard. It's something just like something pointy's face. Every time I feel like you're judging me. Oh, see I could tell it was something pointy. I didn't think it was going to be Kermit. That looks like somebody. Somebody has red right here. And then it looks like this. So like home alone. Oh, like they have their hands on their face. Yeah. But with dark hair. Somebody doing the home alone face. So, okay. Where are you red doing the home alone face? Yeah. Has dark hair. Yeah. Okay. Oh my God, that's my mom. Why does this look like this to me? Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that's bizarre. Your mind is playing tricks on you. It's so is. Do your poor vision. That's my mom. That just looks like some, like a butt. Oh, like wait, don't laugh. I don't know what it is. Like the bottom, the bottom of the picture. I feel like I can see two round things. Like a butt. And there's like something darker going up the middle. Someone's butt, but it's like cut off like at half of their butt. What is so funny? So where her, her shirt strap is and her shoulder. That looks like a butt, but then I couldn't see her face. I can only see her hair. It looks like someone's back. Oh my God, Julian. I'm going to get into so much trouble. Well, honestly, like I did a little better than I thought. Like some of those I got when I just like the sloth with the blue face. Like I did not think that I was going to be able to get stuff like that. So I'm not completely useless if I didn't have glasses or contacts. But I'm like, almost useless. Do you have anything you want to say to all the people that you guessed? I'm especially sorry to Liza Koshy. It was really hard, but it was really fun. And if you have not good vision like me, it's a fun thing to do because I swear. Like my eyes were making up colors that didn't exist and patterns that didn't exist and things that didn't exist, which is why I have to wear glasses. It's funny because you were born with perfect vision and you're just you wake up every day and can see clearly. Your words not mine. Musty, nice! I have glasses and contacts and can tell the difference between Anne Hathaway, Sandra Bullock, and Julia Roberts. I want to see Chris Mulberger playlists because he's like legally blind. Good job. You tried your best and you didn't succeed. This was really fun though. I don't know if it's fun to watch, but it was fun for me to make and I had a good time and I think it's funny. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out a video every Wednesday slash Thursday. It must be so nice just to wake up every day and be able to see everything without your glasses and contacts. It is. I have perfect pitch. Give me a note. C minor. I don't even know if that's right. Perfect pitch. Okay. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.