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The nigga sent the whole naked video to a bitch. She busted on her. I have something to tell you. Oh, that was that clip I saw. But look, he did like this. He showed his tank. I said, bruh. Bruh, when your girl showing you some news you sent to another girl, the nigga was looking like Hank. The nigga did like this. He thought about it. Yeah, he was looking like that. He said, I was trying to set up a threesome. She said, call the bitch now, the nigga said. No. The nigga said, no, I can't do that. B. Simone, if you saw your nigga send a video of his tank to another bitch, you're gonna stay well. I don't even want to see a nigga, I mean a video of my nigga. I don't like that. Like, who does that? What grown nigga show video, like you check out the bar? Don't do that. Come on, Bod. But if you saw that your nigga sent a video of his tank to another bitch. No, I would just be frazzled. Frazzled. She was like so happy. I was like, oh, he finished, nope. I thought he finished my ass. I found a video. That's right. I said, my wife said, the girl is doing B. Simone right now on TV. B. Simone, you a celebrity. You need to charge these niggas B. Simone? How? I can't stop people from using my tongue. It's a cadence. You gotta do a song in that cadence. The whole song just gotta be that shit. What's up with the music career? You just said, fuck that. You a comedian. We was listening to my bag yesterday. You don't even come on stage to Blueberry Rain or nothing. Do you? What you musically? In my bag? What the fuck? We're gonna need to catch up right quick. In my bag? Before we even get started, B. Simone. Tell us about your... I was recording? Yes. This is the intro. And he's right inside. I didn't record him. Come on, man. So dig this. How are you liking your new career as a comedian? So stressful. It is, right? Is it more stressful than being a musician? Yes. Being a musician is easy. Damn right. Being a comedian is not. Especially if they like your song. You can sing this every night. The audience can sing for you. Run that bitch back. They like my song. Cause I can sing. Like, do ball. He got that nigga best life. Seriously. Openin' my best life. That nigga just opened up for Beyoncé and Jay-Z. You know what? You know why? Because that nigga made a happy song. And so long. They have been songs that made us happy. But there were no songs that have been aimed specifically at our happiness. At happiness. Made a nigga appreciate their own shit. Living your best life. My man said it at church. It was a dude. Y'all know the rest. What is it? Is that beer? Yes. Modelo. That's crazy. Shout out to Lil Duvall. Lil Duvall's a legend, bro. He started social media shit. You know what I'm saying? Niggas want to give him his credit. He's one of the pioneers of the get yourself out there, promote your own shit. Fuck these niggas. You know what I'm saying? A lot of people don't get their credit. That's the new wave. Not giving motherfuckers their credit these days. I'm the merch nigga. So, I'm just gonna say it. I'm gonna take my credit back. Take my credit. They got so many bootleg blessed as fucks out here. No, seriously. It's like a group of soccer moms that be doing yoga and shit. No, it's everything. Appropriation. Yoga is fuck is everything. Yeah, man. We working on it. We getting it together. I got some new shit dropping. So, I got the beanies, the roll-up beanies like Chico Beanby wearing. Oh, perfect for the winner. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like niggas is... Hey, man, I need... You need seven streams income, man. They're making it out here. Thanks. You did? Yeah, I'm about two shows. That's why I'm starting a contenting line coming soon. Hey, I see you with the Chanel brooch on Wild'n Out though. First of all, this is not real Chanel. But whatever though, it's your shit. It's your shit. Let's not get it fucked up. But see, that's the thing about being popular slash famous. Don't nobody even question your shit. They're like, oh, that's the Simone. They probably gave that bitch that. They don't have to question it because I put it out there before. When I was selling these, I was like, I got these from China. The real ones are at Chanel for $600. Mine are $39.99. So, you moved that into... She had the shit on TV though. That's what I was proud of. I was like, yes, merch nigga. First of all, I gotta say this on the 85 South Shore because I called this shit. B Simone is the ultimate hustler, bruh. She was on Wild'n Out. Dipset came back to Wild'n Out. On Wild'n Out, got kicked off. Come on, man. The ultimate hustler. And killing it. They came back as a favorite. Come on. The only person they go more crazy is Zoe. They love Zoe. God damn it. No, he could just walk out in this cream. If I hadn't seen him on my own, I was like, he funny. You know what I'm saying? I was like, oh, this nigga. They love him. And his fan base is so diverse. Y'all always do Wild'n Out on the line of pleases. If y'all have never been to a live Wild'n Out, nigga, the green room is a movie. It's a party. And I heard that wasn't even the most lit green room. Y'all was like, nah, that ain't even really what we be doing. No, the one in New York was better. It was like, it's way bigger. It's like an elephant back there fucking. Yeah. But that's the thing. You walk in that bitch, you don't never know who in there. Who's going to be in there? Yeah. It's just, nigga, that's, nigga. I'm talking about everybody. I was a big DJ. That was it. It's like, nigga, love, don't cost a thing in here. DJ in his ass. It's a party every day. Like he was good though. Yeah. And it starts soon as we get there at like 9, 10 in the morning. But that's the problem because by the end of the season, we're like, nigga, be quiet. We're sleeping. Hey, I got to say how much I respect y'all for that because y'all is like pit bulls in there. Y'all have to be animals at all times. At all times. We have to live all day, yeah. And I was in there like, you guys got to be this mean to each other all the time. Like the guy, I'm like, yo, this is a lie. But I respected it though. I was like, this is like football training camp. Y'all wouldn't fucking around at all. Right, bro. And then people were like, do y'all rehearse that shit? And it ain't no time to rehearse. Yeah, nigga. Every time you see that shit, it is what it is. If you fuck it up, you just fucked it up. Ain't no coming back. They're not going to say it. They're not going to say, hey, you fucked up. Hey, y'all act like he didn't fuck up. Act like he didn't fuck it up. They're never going to do that. They're going to be on to the next one. You just fucked up. You got 13 other people that's ready to cut your head off. Come on. They hope you fuck up before they can do their shit. You know how hard it is to do a show by your god damn self? But first of all, you know how hard it is to do stand-up alone, right? Y'all got to do stand-up and rap. Can you imagine? But the pressure is, can you imagine 22 motherfuckers behind me? Like, go and fuck up so I can get this one off. Yeah, look, nigga be ready with a move. This is a dance step out to the middle. I'm like, yo, shout out to Radio Big Mac. He just put it down for big niggas. I was like, this nigga didn't split. Yeah, fam, I got to bribe my shit up. Bro, they got somebody for everybody on Wildin' out these days. They have everybody covered, my nigga. I'm telling you. Lil' Cortez been getting off. I've been watching. Cortez is funny. This season I'm watching. This shit fun. Like, I've watched it all the time just because y'all was on there. But like, I'm like, nigga, did my shit record today. You know what I'm saying? And then my DVR record, bro. I'm like angry about it if it didn't record. So, yeah, y'all, y'all should never move that shit from Atlanta, bro. I appreciate that, man. I fuck with that shit. When the white boy got DC, get your goddamn... I cannot believe they had me go up against DC. I was so fucking scared. Oh, you was on them though. You held your own though. First of all, I don't roast. That's the first time I've ever roasted in my life, ever. Right. Like, I don't do that. I never used to roast because I didn't want to get roasted. So I used to stay out of that shit when I was a child. Really? Yeah. How you avoid getting roasted? Walk away. Oh. My mom's a what? I'm out. Seriously? I'm leaving. I'm not here for it. Nice to meet you. Alright, that was the deal. Beast Simone Challenge is the best shit on earth, man. Oh, yeah, the Beast Simone Challenge is live now. How does it go? I just put it down today. I mean, outside. How does it go? You just have to do my tone. He's on my page. Are there no baby wipes here? We don't do no baby wipes. But the Beast Simone Challenge, you can't just be like talking in the tone. You have to be like explaining something. It's great. You have to talk. The funnest shit is watching niggas do that shit is so fun. Like, you get in a wormhole on Instagram real easy and you get in the argument with your wife. Because you're on the toilet. Everybody has a wife. Yeah, everybody got a wife. I told you, didn't me? I told the nigga be flexing, bro. Told you, man, stop capping on me, my nigga. Everybody ain't blessed. Right. You blessed this fuck. The whole time you been stunting them, I get it now. This nigga here. It's about to be 14 years in a couple weeks, you know what I'm saying? Hell yeah, man. October 25th, man. That's my nigga. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show, man. This podcast is for niggas who stay with their old lady the whole time. The whole time, man. The whole time. You know how many Jordan releases that equal nigga? That's at least 28. That's the argument every Jordan release. Come on, girl. Some of them times, she let you slide. She let me slide. Well, you got to have something else for her though. You know what I'm saying? You got to have another box. I broke you. You know, you came in like a hood expert in a lot of things. I think people be sleeping on your expertise. You know, we're going to get back to that. Hello, Beast Simone. Beast Simone. Man, I'm so proud of you. You fucking gangsta ass, hustle a ball of cap pillow. You are so crazy, stop. When you make up line driving? Soon. Like when? Like a couple of months ago. I don't have it. I got to bring you to Athens. Oh, why? When you come to Athens, they will fuck with you. Really? They'll be in Athens, yeah. Let's go. We got to do a boyfriend tour in Athens. Please. Shout out to Darren, shout out to Desi. Nigga, I'd be so happy seeing all my niggas on that shit. I'm glad you mentioned that. Let's speak up. Where did this whole thing come about? The tour? With Desi. And then the whole videos and all of this. This shit is turning into some classic hood shit. Like niggas is trying to bite it, but not good. Can we please do the video, Carlo? Yeah, don't spoil it. Don't tell them about it. We're going to do it. You already know. Shout out to Beast Simone Productions. What's the name of your production company? Beast Simone LLC. There it is. Can y'all do a whole movie though? I want to see you and Desi in a whole movie. We'll do an instant movie. We did a new instant movie. There's only six. We got to do 60 videos. That's an hour. We'll do the Instagram movie. No, it is an hour. That shit will go. That shit is your hope. Niggas will sit and watch that shit. That's crazy. Man, come on. I never thought about that. Let's do it. Shoot that shit backwards and then post it in order. It'll go hard. It'll go hard. Somebody's going to steal that idea. I'm going to get recasted by somebody. I'll be like, howdy. Try to get you. Right, man. Get a hood nigga. We're going to call this hood nigga wife advice, bro. Tell these niggas wife full benefits of having. Hood niggas don't know. Of having a wife. Of having a wife. You can leave the club whenever you feel like. You're just really there to holler at your boys. Some niggas is in there on the hunt mission. It's real stressful. You really come to... Did you burp into Mike? That's DC Spirit in the room. He always burp into Mike. Shout out to Mike. She was like comforted like she was like, er, er. I saw the episode. DC just did the first episode. That nigga was like, I don't know how colors do this shit. That was just that part. This niggas a genius. I don't know what the fuck this... I don't give a fuck about half of this shit. That shit is hilarious, man. Stupid. I ain't mean to cut you off. That's just the moment presented. Hey, man. I can't be mad. You can leave the club whenever you... That's one tip. Man, if you don't get your goddamn... Get a sip of the crow water. Take a... Drink your crow water. You're making me want to drink it. Right. Cow away shit. Okay. Leave the club whenever you want to. Leave the club. You really don't have to smoke with your boys and just get a little social time. This is the club for me. When I do my podcast more than culture, I'm kind of hanging out. But you're being productive. You know what I'm saying? And like I said with George, some of y'all the sneakerheads in your 30s, bring your girl some shoes, but don't come in that bitch with your shit. Right. Have some for the kids. You can't have everybody fucked up and you fresh as hell. You know, as a black father, you really don't supposed to have shit. You really just supposed to supply... According to my daddy. Right. You really just supposed to supply everybody else's dreams and futures. They really hate to see black dads have anything. My dad got a pair of chucks he had before I was born. He still got them bitches like, don't throw them away. I feel like... My baby mama got a spider sense, like that sense when I'm happy. Like if I... What the fuck? The text came right through. What's up? Something. They hate to see us happy, man. We can feel it. The swimming pool slide broke? The fuck? What the fuck? That's what your baby mama hit you with. The slide broke on the swimming pool, Carlos. Do something. Figure it out. Figure it out? Right. Don't ever act like you have fun. That's rule number one as a black man. Don't ever act like you enjoy yourself too much. Yeah. I be having fun. I just tell... My thing is, too, I won't lie about none because they'll find out anyway. Why are you lying? Where the motherfuckin' you live with? Right. All the niggas out here fucking up. No, they really are. They really be in bitches' comments leaving shit like they name ain't buyin'. Liga. Like we can see that. Liga, everybody can see that. Everybody. Most of the time black women just don't wanna look crazy, bro. Just don't make them look crazy. Like niggas is out here sending whole videos of themselves to the bitch. Like y'all... Like you and your girl is a corporation, nigga. Like would you let somebody in your business like that? You know what I'm saying? You gotta look at it like... I felt that in my real niggas. You know what I'm saying? That's your business partner. You ready, Carlos? I don't know. I'm really at the age where I like... I start adding up real shit like... I'm a black man. I really probably got about 17 more years left. You done 52. Stop. I'm not probably gonna be out of here, man. Don't say that. I don't know if I'm ready to give a bitch my last 17, man. 14. Yeah, I know how fast that shit go. It go quick. I'm 17 years in, bro. I don't know yet. Nigga, I'm 17 years in, bro. Stand up. I should've got a wife. I'm 11 months in. I think my soulmate might be in jail or something. Stop. They say it's everybody for somebody, but then you gotta think about it. Everybody for somebody for everybody. They don't tell you where your everybody is, nigga. Yo, somebody. That's what I'm saying. See, some people, somebody is everybody. They're trying all these motherfuckers off. Yeah, niggas out here going bad on Instagram and everything. Snapchat, niggas get in the false sense of like, you can't record this shit. I never knew how to work it. So I was like, oh, so that's where you want to take this? Or let me tell you, this podcast is for niggas out here who trying to fuck something. Niggas with no standards. You want something. You trying to leave with something. You dragging out that motherfucker with a beast. One or 10. You dragging that bitch out of the club. Niggas fucking something. There was a type of niggas out there. And niggas into this show. It was a comedian like that. You'd be like making somewhere, Savannah, and a nigga would just be like, man, hold on. One minute. You like, bro, there ain't nothing in here. I just got to take something down. He's like, bro, you could have just jack off. That's really how you. Hey, yeah, that's another tip. Just jack off, bro. Like if you think you need that bitch that bad, then go jack off twice to see if you still want to fuck with him. That's how you know the bitch code. If you jack off and you still want to fuck with him, that's a sign. Is it a sign? What's that mean? That means that you really like her. Well, you got to jack off again then, just to see. Is it worth it? Some niggas, you know how much niggas lose. So you won't have no dick to offer when she do stuff? Right. So you got to motherfucking dilute to them. You shouldn't know what dilute to them. No, you can't be jacking off. You can't be showing up with an empty dick, bro. Don't believe that. I will never tell real niggas to do that, bro. You never know. You won't even show it. You'll be like, this shit cool, bro. I'm straight. Yeah, just don't go. Because you don't know what the atmosphere that lined up. She might have. She might have hit you with the today was that date. Sometimes. But do you want that? Did you want her to be out there? Who knows? Who knows? You never know how you feeling. You never know when your number going to be called to get something. This is before you fuck one of these random shit. Just look at your balance first. The trick is Yeah, count balance. Yeah, look at your account and then say the trick. Can I go without all this? No. The trick is to fuck them with a condom, bro. No, the trick is to not cheat. We're talking about random pussy. Because you know that now it's nothing. You know what? It's like I'm tired of picking who I like and going through the motions. I like this nigga. I just want to give him some pussy. Sometimes it happens. Trust me. I can't dispute that. Like if you single and you out here and she wants you to pull up. You got to pull up. You got to pull up, Carlos. You got to bring the dick. You got to bring quality dick. Yeah, don't jack out twice if you single. If anybody see this and they see me throw that's because I'm not left handed. I had them. You know what I'm saying? Do y'all know how to cure razor burn? Yeah. Stop shaving with the razors. You a black woman. Yeah. You got to put a hot towel too after you shave too. Yeah. Stop doing this shit. You've been using all these goddamn little pink razors and shit. It's not. I don't use the pink ones. I don't know. I can tell by the way you burped it. If you don't shave, you're going to have a nigga on your face. You're not the most girly bitch. I'm pissed. Look at that. Oh, yeah. That's them girls who will be fighting. See, that's why I've been looking at her because she do shit like that to let me know she got good voices. She show up with the goddamn fake fur shoes on. First of all, these are real That's classic project bitch shit. You do like you can drive a box to a fake Chanel. ain't shit bout you. Except your attitude. Carla. Did I This is like the truth. But I fuck with you. My body's real. Your body's real. And what? And your fucking ears. You got real ears, my nigga. You really looking here? Bruh. What the fuck going on? Hey man, I was on like three TV shows in one day. I'm just glowing that. Oh my god. Y'all can say I'm captain, but God dammit, it took a long time. True TV, and then my special dropped on stars. Come on, come on, come on. Yes, we have specials. Yeah, we got 30-minute specials on stars. We have half hour specials. Shot with Kevin Harvick saying he's producing other people. He's talking about us. He's talking about us. He gave us our own special. Stars is an app like Netflix, right? No, it's a network. Stars is a channel, the network of HBO. Oh, on cable. But there is an app. I don't have cable. You don't have cable. Wait, are y'all on the app? Yeah, you can get the app. Yes. Oh, I think I have it. Click the app, click on series, click on That's Funny, LOL. And you'll see Robert Powell, Billison Reals, Carlos Miller, myself. What? Yeah, it's happening. When did this come out? Recently. Recently. My shit just dropped Friday. And then I was on True TV Thursday and Boss of Thursdays. That's why I don't have no opinion about this shit. You're sit out now? Mine is out right now. I'm just trying to get my name out here. That's it. Shit. That's why I can't weigh in on shit. I'm like, it's like your mom and daddy. It's like your uncle and them fighting. That ain't even our fight. That's family business. You don't even, hey. That's family business. I'm going to go over and drink. Y'all stay out of that. Because they're going to be cool tomorrow and you don't even talk some shit. One thing about family, they'll whoop your ass for jumping in the right. I'll tell you that. That's the real thing. I don't have no opinion about that. They talking about some million dollar shit. What I look like throwing my little 7,000 in the argument. Ain't got shit to do with me. For real? No, I'm just bullshitting it. People here 7,000 like, Lord, you straightening something. You good? No, you straightening. We can't even talk hypotheticals no more without niggas getting hypotheticals. This is niggas doing the whole rundown of your whole money history now. Nick, come on, man. According to my calculation, bruh, nine seasons later, while and not, hell day, who got you? You were on hell day? Yes, he was on hell day, nigga, veterans. Hell day, nigga, want to go on hell day. Hell day. Is everybody here with that? Keetaw was on that bitch. Remov was on that motherfucker. Wait, what did you do on hell day? The little dude they had that they couldn't read. They put him on the big ass thud and he held the raters. It's my bad, my bad. I used to be thinking other little people looking at him like, you're fucking a rat. They used to take up something on the read his part. My bad. Nick, it's not the cough. You can't read. It's not your throat, bro. You don't need a cough. Can I get a T? It's not the T. It's the word. It's the letters. It's the letters giving you trouble. It is a composition of literature that is confusing you, you know what I mean? The words will give you trouble, fam. Damn, bruh. Shout out to L'Oreal and took your hat and shit. Shout out to Airbrush. Shout out to everybody. His nigga's working out here, Dad. What the fuck is they arguing for? Chico DC. Isn't it Clayton English? Niggas is out here working. Thanks. Leonard Oots got a show on motherfucking NBC. That nigga sent his own motherfucking Westeria Lane nigga with a desperate, I was out there but it's like this nigga. I'm just gonna tell all the comedians right now. Don't wait till I get successful to let me know how you feel about me, God. Right, right for sure. Tell me this weekend. Right. I need to know now. So when you say it again, I know I ain't been to it this shit. Well, I'll tell you some more. Not just because you know. You the one who brought me to my like, you know, in comedy you're gonna have like levels and stops and falls and shit in your career. So I was doing a bunch of colleges and I remember seeing with your a like, bro fuck with me, Jeff fuck with me. Fuck with me right? Yeah, you was like, watch what I just basically took that like watch what I'm doing. Get in the mix with these young niggas. You know what I'm saying? Like you said a lot when you just said fuck with me. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I appreciate this nigga. So like, because you get you get tired of doing colleges. You get tired of my like doing them, but it ain't like I'm just they want me to come. I'm just booking the shows at the showcase. So that was gonna come. Whoever was right. And then they like I'm not while I'm doing the colleges. Nobody didn't know me in the comedy clubs. I had to I just said, yo, I'm gonna just open for niggas on the weekends just to get my face back out in the mix. So you help me get back in the mix, man. You know what I'm saying? I was like, fuck that shit nigga. You Ronnie George. You say this shit. I was like, nigga, you Ronnie George. What the fuck you want? But you'll be knowing that one because you know, the club niggas is like, are you going to sell out? I don't know. But see, this is the thing though. This is what I like. I always study motherfucking like comedians. And he'll tell you, like he seen when I had seven rooms, I had room every night. He'll tell you, I had a room every night. Comedy room every single night. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. He was doing material in the ratchet is hood. In the strip club type shit. Like not even just like, what's up? Give it up for it. No, then they were doing full punch line, set up punch line knocking shit down. So other niggas could do material. That's a big difference. Like if your host doing material. Man, I'm talking about what? Against the niggas on the south side. I was like, hold up, bro. Let a little buddy know. Let that niggas talk, bro. Let that niggas talk, man. Ain't doing shit, but telling this joke. Fuck niggas, man. Be quiet, boy. Yeah. Man, that shit was wrong, bro. But what I'm saying, bro, you got the type of, you the type of comedian where you could go anywhere and do that shit. And that's how you know the game is real. When you can go to the hood, we can go to the white college, when you go to the HBCU homecoming, then shoot back and do a bad boy set, then come and do a late night Monique show. I had to get back in the mix with you and Clayton that was running around with all them rooms. The Scobubbler comments, man. I got these young niggas out here. Shot recipe, Scobubbler. Right in front of me. Yeah, so I was doing them colleges. I was gone a lot, but I had to make sure I was in the mix of what was going on in the city. Because I was like, these young niggas out here kidding me. Because y'all had a good stage. Niggas with a good stage, motherfuckers fly in. The comedy club was cool, but where the shit at? Like Corey Hogan would always pull up. You know what I'm saying? This niggas getting $40,000 a show, it's a lot of motherfuckers who would pull up. Mike, Mike, Mike, pull up anyway. Cat and pull up. You never know when you'll look out and see the sprinting out there. We did eat Dutch's room and niggas just come in that motherfucking looking for, cause niggas know the shit and all the good shit in the world starting to move. See, that's the thing though. Even like when big name comedians come, even on the come up, they would always come by my late night spot. Yeah, after I tell them. Even if they performed and not, it just gave the room a certain validation where the people who were there was like, okay, this is not a comedy club, but this was a real comedian though. We got a classic rose right now on YouTube with Corey Hogan and Smoke and all this, just fucking around on Carlos's birthday. I'm surprised y'all still had that footage nigga. That's shit crazy. Yeah man. I can't wait to like it as good as y'all. You're good. You already got a kid. You got the good stuff kiddo. I'm watching you from afar. I know you got it. Man, we seen you. People coming out and showing you. I had a baby Simone do a show a year ago. She was like, I don't know. I was like, shout it. I appreciate that too. You threw me on stage. Shout it. You good man. I was so fucking scared. I was like, okay, I'm going to do three minutes. In the Instagram community, if you think you can't do it, just try it one time. You'll know because- You will know. Do your best post. Do your full best post over on stage in the joke form and then you'll know or not. You know what I'm saying? What's the hardest part to you about doing comedy? Stand up. Yeah. Like your sit damn near changes every show. Like you might have the same stuff but the improv and like you never know how people are going to react to the joke. It's just not consistent reactions. That's what scares me. Like if you rap a song, you know you're going to rap the same exact lyrics. Every time you rap the song, nothing is going to change. Not the ad-libs, not the verse, not the hook. With the joke, it just, it's not, it changes. So fucking scary. I got sick of my last show. I threw it up on stage. You very emotionally killed it though. I killed it. I know you killed it. That's something that's thrown before the football game. I fucking threw up. I was like, this is too much. She's like, I can do fucking hair. I don't need to tell jokes anymore. There you go. I was like, oh my God. There you go. When is this going to stop? Pressure make diamonds shot a moment. Yo, that shit was scary as fuck. Nah, but see, I always, that's the one time in your life where I really just talk shit. Like people get nervous before the show. That's when I really flip the whole script and be like, and it's really my show. These motherfuckers came to see me. That's what I be thinking. And then I be like, they don't even know. They don't even know. They about to get fucked up. I'm about to be the one who fucked them up. Ah, they giggling. I gotta do it. I gotta do it. They asking me to do it. They gonna laugh at this shit right in front of me. These disrespectful motherfuckers. I tried to do that. Okay, you like that? Watch this. Pull the meat out. Yeah. I think I've been doing this shit for 15 years though. That's the whole approach I take to the stage, Joe. Pull the meat out. You gotta pull the whole meat out, bruh. Meat to meat. I'm kinda nervous now as it was back in the day. No. To me, it's like you get more anxious though, but like, cause everybody recording the shit. So to me it's like, eh, I get nervous right before, but I'm like nigga, you Ronnie, like I gotta, you did you Ronnie, what the fuck you? So I show up, you see that right? I show up on this nigga, show the nigga. You Ronnie Joe. Nah. Yeah, Carlos pop up on my show. Come on. Black smoke, dude, boy. What the fuck? Pull your up chain out, nigga. Stop bullshitting, like. Put all your shit on, bruh. You worked hard for this shit. Come on, man. Yeah, yeah, man. That's the crazy part, man. I'm really seeing the difference. Like people, when they come out to see you, they expect you to have certain shit. They expect you, like, bruh, where you chain at? Yeah. Like, nigga, they ain't got no fucking channel. I don't have a fucking chain. Like, what's the question? What are you doing, man? You're like, no. I'm just not a chain ass. I just have to have a chain right bitch. So when you get a, we get a jacket. I'm starting to console the fern. I'm gonna get all the big niggas fresh. I know all the spices. I interrupt this program to let you know the people who watched this show that we know, that you know who the podcast is for. You see how I made it poetic? Okay, this is the segment that I created called This Is Podcasts 4. This is a podcast for. And these people have taken their observations to let me know that they know who the podcast is. So these are a few that were sent in by some of our viewers. Are you guys ready to go on this funky expedition? How about on the edge of our seats? Now, one thing about the 85 South research team is they don't always credit exactly where the source is from. Some of these are from YouTube. Some of these may be from Instagram. But just note, if you hear us say the one that you wrote, there's no disrespect to you. We trying to put you on, but it must have been Chad, because this nigga is a hands-on. You would be hot if you had a crib, like, bro, where the fuck on on me then? So should I, should I do it or no? Man, make the people say it's theirs, but people might be lying. God damn Chad. Hey, Chad, Chad, bro. Look, he was early too. He was like, yeah, I got to print out ready again. Now look, this is one thing that I do want to clarify before I move forward with this. I see that every Friday, no matter, I don't know why y'all wake up and think we gonna be up when y'all up like, bro, what am I fucking show at? I'm about to leave the house to go to work. I need something right to work to it, bro. And then y'all start going in on Chad, like, come on, Chad, you bullshit. I don't want my man Chad to take that heat. It's Joe that you should be mad. Put it on, Joe. Now look. Joe said no to that little Chad taking to him like, hey, man, I don't know, bro. One thing about Joe is he is light-skinned. And the more you argue with him, the later the show will be uploaded, man. Sometimes he sees the comments and they're so aggressive, but he doesn't know that that's how we play as 85% percenters. Y'all upload a show every Friday? We are 85%ers. You know what I'm saying? Every Friday y'all upload a show? Every Friday. No. I saw what Tyler did is already out, right? Yes. Y'all ain't fucking around. We not fucking around. We not missing a Friday, bro. Swear. This is like a one-fear check for the hood. When's the last time y'all missed a Friday? Never. Never. We have not missed a Friday. Hold on, the whole room looks so fried. Since we started. Bro, Joe went to McDonald's one time and uploaded the episode. Y'all have never missed a Friday. We have never missed a Friday advert since we started. We don't miss Fridays around this bitch. This is a hood. We have a check. Y'all need to start putting is Friday. No. We definitely don't. Okay. Let me tell you who the podcast is for. Oh, it's hot. Okay, that's who. I need a fan. All right. You got plenty. Okay. This podcast is for bitches. They got that big old woke pussy like Miss Pearly. From Friday. This podcast is for niggas who sips to rock with the nigga who made to rock. Keep putting in work, fellas. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. That's hard. Shit like that. That is lit. If I wish you could have got your credit. Now look. Tell your friend, yo, my shit mate. Yeah. Yeah. Who are you? You can lie and say it's yours. If you want a good conversation, start it. Anybody can say that. All right. See, look, we on the quest to be better people this year. And I can't even really, I don't even feel comfortable saying this word. Say it, Carlos. You know, because I've been informed that this is a slur. This podcast is for the big titty. Let's just say ladies who prefer ladies. The big titty lesbians. The big titty lesbians? See, I don't want that. It's a specific slur. A lesbian is not a slur. No, it's a specific kind. But we're not going to use. Oh, slur? That's a slur? Yeah, I mean, in the streets. I think. They can say it, but we can't say it. I'm not even going to. What if you feel like a slur? I'm not. I had a moment of clarity. I'm not going to participate in anything like this anymore. I'm not because I'm not going to risk everything that I worked for. And now you don't even know what the fuck. Anything that you think is safe to call somebody don't even say it. Don't say it. You can't say. Look, I mean the words are banned. You can't. Yeah, yeah. You can't say still though. No, you can say still. You just can't say like, yeah. OK, OK, I can see that. Right. Or the F word. You see. OK. It's already hard. They used to say that on TV. The words that rhymes with maggot. Yeah, all of them. Right. That's what I'm saying. I'm not going to. I'm not going to fall for the easy setup. Oh, no, no. You'll never get me with that one. No, man. So yeah, we're not even going to participate. Let me see. This podcast is for the niggas who pull up at a bitch house and she got on the mishmash socks with the puff in the back red in the fuck. Oh my Jesus. Wow. What's the puff? The little balls on the back. The socks? The little hood putty? Oh my God. That is some of the best pussy in the world. Come on, bro. I don't know what that is. I know exactly what that is. That niggas spoke to my spirit that time. Them socks, they'd be in a gas station with a piece of cardboard up with the balls. They got balls in the back. I need to speak on this, bro. Who at lingerie? What is at lingerie? Oh. Like basketball shorts and a bra? The little gray shorts. That's like from Chelyne when she looked at her. And then she flipped the top up so you could see the white. Oh my God. No panties with the cheeks hanging out. That'll do it. Yes. That'll do it. How about the old t-shirt where you could see the nipples through it? Yeah. Come on. This was like washed thin? Yeah. Yes. Yep. That is hood lingerie right there. I love that. Come on. Come on. Come through with all of that. I was almost about to tell what would go on in my house. I stopped and said, hey, that ain't fair to anybody. That is not fair to anybody. That ain't fair to anybody. Much loves all the ladies who the wife beaters and the titty be slippin' out the side. Up the side, yeah. Oh my Jesus. Me and two-part care don't nobody care. Just know that. OK, let me see this last one. This podcast is with niggas who finally got themselves a car and denies everyone a ride who didn't give them what. The petty niggas. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about niggas who's so fucked up they can't even catch public transportation. God damn. It's either a ride from somebody you know or don't go. No, you ain't going. Oh, don't go. Niggas, you can't feel a job application. They call you back in. Come on, man. You ever needed a ride from a motherfucker who stayed right by you? But they were like, they ain't going home right now. Niggas, I quit a job. I'm not riding around with you. I quit a job and needed a ride. I'm like, y'all fuck this shit up my debate. Boy, I had to sit over there in the break room. Brea, Brea McGatney in one color up here. But he fucking tried to shit up. Oh. Friday Stuggersville. Niggas. All the waitresses come talk. You good? I ain't prepped, nigga. TGF Friday, bruh. That shit real. That shit got back in the day. I saw the breakies working at TGF Friday. TGF Fridays in Duggersville right in front of Arbor Place Mall when I went to West Georgia. That's what's up, bruh. And then I started doing comedy. Niggas, I was there when 9-Eleven happened. I was watching TV and I was like, what the fuck happened? Damn. I remember that shit. I was in that bitch's like, prepping. I remember when 9-Eleven happened, they was like, go get some gas. They going to shut all the gas pumps off at 5 o'clock. Nigga, we was in gas. We was in the line alone in the muck. I was like, nigga, what the fuck is one tank of gas going to do? I don't know, but I'm getting mine. And then this, let me tell you how they got everybody. They was like, we can't prepay the pumps, so you just got to pay however much you're going to get. And we don't got no change. Nigga, I know they got me. I was like, then you don't know about it and know exactly how much it take to fill your shit up. I had an 83 Monte Carlo, nigga. But the gas was like $2, one 50, one 60, so I'm sure crazy shit. It only takes 20. I just knew Jay-Z Blueprint was coming out. I was like, bro. That shit was crazy. All right, man, much love to everybody who remember that or had to go through that, or you connected to 9-11 in some kind of way, because it had different impacts on different people. I remember coming, because I had just started comedy, so that next week, everybody had the dude on the plane joke about, you know, put your hands where I can see him. Don't even see him. Oh, I would have got that. Ain't no way you could have did that with some black people. OK. The first thing who did that tore it down. I was like, everybody else, y'all trippin'. Yeah. Come on, man. That shit could be everybody's wish. He's playing going to Detroit today. That's why I always laugh when people say, man, I love to fly. I'm like, you don't do that shit enough to fly. People always say, I love to fly. You ain't had a good turbulence flight. Oh my god. That turbulence shit? Look, she wouldn't, too. That turbulence shit will make you find your maker. Turbulence will let you know. Turbulence will let you know exactly where your asshole and your stomach is connected at. If it shows you, you can feel the spot where your ass was at the top, bottom of your stomach is in the top of your ass. Turbulence, boy. Ooh, that close. They right there together. I ain't know that. I had turbulence so bad, I was in the back, very last seat of the plane. I was like, if that big go down, I'm going to be right at the top of the deal. Like the niggas, it shook so bad, like the lining of the bathroom, like the shit was coming to loose. I hate when there's turbulence. The niggas don't come over to intercom and comfort you. It's like, put your seatbelts, like what the fuck is going on? We got a little chop up here coming up. You're going to be a little chopper. In the little plane, niggas. Oh, God. And then they cut the bitch out. They got to cut the bitch all the way off before it lands. Then shit get real quiet, like, ooh, this bitch is off. Then the shit come back on and, oh, niggas. That's the worst, yeah. Tight ass off. In the air. Bro, when you have to go through there and you think you're getting on the plane, then you outside and you can just walk straight on the plane. No. Like, don't put me on this old ass. Look, I'm thinking of that movie, LaBamba. Niggas, you get on the plane and that bitch got ass trays on the seat. That plane, oh my goodness. That's an old plane. You used to smoke on that bitch, all that shit. Yellow ain't no TVs on that bitch, no phone plugs. No deltas. All of them small towns, though. That's all they got. You land in Chicago and got to fly to fucking Iowa somewhere, bro. You got to get on that crop duster. That's why I don't like. With the propellers, you see the one with the propellers still on it? Niggas, that's what I'm saying. These screws, just dark winged up shit. This got that launch pad, McQuack plane. I'm going to tell you one thing, though. I do not give no fucks. I am never flying on Sprint again. Spirit, spirit. I said Sprint, give them a fucking little jetlight Sprint. Yelling black. I believe they the same motherfuckers, man. They dirty as hell. I had the Spirit plane. I had them close the door right in my face and pull off outside. It's $1 for the flight to the next day. I had to buy another flight. The $9 fair club. Man, I'm not fucking with y'all no more, bro. Y'all don't have no rules and shit. Y'all talk to people any kind of way. I'm through fucking with y'all, Spirit. I'm through. You got to pay $40 more for the big seats in the front. And they so petty, they didn't put the small little shit up there to make sure your shit don't fit. Then they try to talk to me. Your bag won't fit. You're going to have to pay $100. Why you bring this big ass bag? Missed later. Because it'll get on every other plane. I'm through with y'all. I flew on a plane and Ricky Smiley was flying that bitch. You talking about somebody scared. Shut the fuck up, man. I'm only flying Delta out Atlanta. They act like they came to Atlanta just to get you. I fuck with Delta, bro. It's always a pilot on the plane, too. I'm just going to jump seat, bro. It's like, it's pretty great. Yeah. What you do? What do you do? What do you do? Why are you up there? You have a look at them all fucking luggage and be like, where the fuck did they go with that little bitch ass bag? How long are they doing? What are they doing? One day. One day in and out. OK, bro, I fuck with y'all. I don't get to tell y'all enough, but y'all are some really great fucking people. You are, too. Appreciate it, man. You are yourself, brother. Bro, you on three TV shows at one time. That's so cool. Hey, man, fucking hard. Look, long time to get here, big give voice, niggas. You got to fucking make up the line. If you know all you have to do to kill the game is to make that shit so it match bitches neck. Yeah. Why do you think they'll be mad? First of all, that has nothing to do with the brand that has everything to do with them picking up the wrong color. My neck don't match in real life. That's what nobody says, really. But I'm saying if you if your shit, if like if you take a picture and you can see like the makeup outline, that ain't the right shit. I'm tired of this. What's up with the ladies? The dark-skinned ladies putting the whole white and the light-skinned face like that. I don't know why they do that. In the third world country. They don't know how. Shout out to the Atlanta Falcons doing exactly what the Atlanta Falcons do. Were they winning or losing? Lost at the end, bro. They always make you wait to the end. Thank you, Falcons, just for providing us with three good quarters of football. I'm talking about the young boy was getting off the day, too. What's his name, Randall? I don't know. Nobody's name, bro. He was getting off. He called it everything. Julio start busting. I know Devonte Freeman. I know Sinu. He heard Sinu, Mohamed Sinu. Come on, man. We got like three pro-bro receivers, bro. Nobody to throw the ball to him. Come on, B. Simone, don't be in there scratching your armpits, getting musty and shit. What's the word? Why are you so itchy? I think I have razor burn. Why? You use that dirty. You can't shave your pussy, then your arms. You got to use that one for the arms, one for your pussy. I don't shave down there. Well, I wax. There you go. I like how you covered that up. But we know your pussy got whiskers on it. They shave up to about two more months and that's how everybody knows how to shave. He discussed this with Brady on the last episode. What about what? Pussy was my star. They were discussing pussy grooming and whiskers and things of that nature. But vagina hair is not bad. It just can't be out of control. It is definitely not. It can be buried by newt. I think vagina hair gives pussy personality. Character. Yeah, it's character. It's like Jordans that ain't new, but you know. Let me see what that pussy had looking like. Like, you can't get them Jordans. Right. I know he wear them for real. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Much love to all the ladies who have created vagina hair styles. Shout out to brother 90s cougars. Yeah. I feel like if you find a hairstyle for you and your pussy, you want some shit. We should go together. Puzzle like mokin' stuff. Because any pussy could be bald. Jade. Yeah. Smokin' stuff. All 90s R&B group, lady R&B groups. Speaking of 90s R&B group, shout out to some more of them. You remember, it was a lot of 90s R&B groups. Yeah, like the Cheetah Girls. That's not R&B groups. We older than you. That's TV. That's how I love brother 80s. I was grown to that. I was like, I wasn't grown. But my nephew, I'm talking about my mind when I heard Cheetah Girls. What songs did they have that you remember? It was the girl from Cheetah Sisters. How did it go? Sing the hook. The more she said them, the more she had a great upbringing. You had Disney Channel? Y'all had cable? I love that song. What else? They had to have more than one. I don't remember any other. You know them, but you know them. Who? You know the songs. What songs? The Cheetah Girls songs. No, I don't. If I knew, I'd sing it. What the fuck it did? Who else you was singing? SWV. Oh, man. They don't get it. TLC. Yeah. It's gonna take a mean, but they give me kind of mean. That's what they say. You don't know none of the words, B-S-M-O. That is so disrespectful to be in Atlanta and not know no. She said, does grubs give a de gonorrhea? What the hell verse? I do know the words. It's a grub taking me, but this guy is kind of mean. Let me tell you when I fell in love with TLC. Hey guys, do you remember the days when you were always ready to go? How about a little help to stimulate and increase your performance to give you that extra boost of confidence that you may need in the bedroom? Let me introduce you to blu-chew.com. Yeah, the first chewable pill for your male sex enhancements. Yeah, made with the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. That's the secret to me fucking so good. If you want to fuck good, at least give yourself a chance, why don't you go to blu-chew.com and order these pills right now. They're chewable. They're delicious, like vitamins. And if it was the fucking Red Light Special or the Creek video. I think it was the Bajamas with the mid-section, yeah. Which one was that, the Creek? That's the one with T-bots. Titty came out at the end. Titty came out? Yes. No, it did not. That's Ronnie Jordan. Niggas know at the end of the video when they're going, oh! The shit bloop and the whole titty come out. It's right, titty, titty. Did they put it in the video? Yes. The titty been in the video since the video came out. The whole titty. People who watch the show going to go watch the video now. On YouTube. They put a pause there, too. They got to pause this and say, Titty is out. Freaking niggas know. That's what I read it in my life. I'm like, don't discount me on this one. But you know them same years, remember Janet Jackson had a poster? And she had the person behind her? No, that one, too. But I'm talking about what she showed her tattoo right there. She got a tattoo of Mickey Mouse getting hair from Minnie Mouse. I remember that. Really? Because I had the poster. I was like, nigga. I did not remember that. Minnie Mouse grabbing his bitch ears and getting his tits on her. What did you just do? My clip animal's hurting. You took your hair out? Wow. Great. Let me see. Carlos. Let me see. No. That's a real Ola Ray thriller texture. It was hurting. That's a jerry-curry piece right there. Damn. You gazed at this. It hurts. That's Ice Cube straight out of Compton Wardrobe right there. It's a clip animal, get it dirty. I won't. I just wanted to see the conversation. So it comes like that? Or you got to make it do like that? I made it. Oh, you made weave? I don't like the technologies. I've been doing hair for 15 years. I just retired last year due to comedy. Bought bags. You a retired cosmetologist? Yes. Oh, man. So you can tighten up bitches at your show. You can need to do a pop-up. You need some old Washington Sets and a set. And a set. Washington Sets during my set. You got to do Browner Brothers then for sure. That's mean. What else do you do? I'm talking about the comedy show or the hair show. First she do. She make weave. She got mixtapes. Oh, yeah. Broaches. Some comedy. Who got broaches? I don't have any broaches, my nigga. I want full dowry. You got a bristice broach? I don't need to make that for real. Man, look at these fucking comments. Somebody, Sharon Blue. Shout out to Sharon Blue. Got a love when people will risk their fucking job to fuck with us. This is it. Sharon Blue said, y'all trying to get me fired with this shit. OMG, the way Carlos looked at Mimi when she hooks last. Show them people are staring at me. Emoji, emoji, emoji. Who's Mimi? Lovely Mimi from Love and Hip Hop. Oh, she choked you, bro. She's crazy as Mimi. Yeah, bro, she picked DC up and carrying him like a baby. She twerked. She rapped. Mimi does it all. She's funny. Look, if you are drowning in credit card debt, you're about to hear an extremely important message. That credit card debt, I know, is not your fault. Let me explain. Thanks to hidden fees, and charges, and interest rates, and other tactics that credit card companies are using is costing you money. One CEO earned over a billion dollars. And another CEO earned over $28 million last year. Who's paying for this? You. Isn't it time that you fight back? You can get help from the good folks at Get Relieved today. They have a new debt forgiveness program that allows you to get a large portion of your past due credit card bills or medical bills forgiven. Yeah, it's going down. Just like that, bitches. Want your debt forgiven? I know the people. Call them right now. Get your shit. 1-800-281-9833-2-819833. Thanks to the band, though. That's what's up. What this shit say? This said, the girl shined hard. That's her screen name. The girl. The girl shined. G-U-R-D-U-H? She definitely has an O-6 in Paula. D-A-G-U-L-S-H-Y. How does anybody ever find your page? A-R-D-S-H-Y. The girl shined hard. Ain't nothing like Carlos when he lit. No comedian alive can touch the boy when he's in the zone. That's a fact. I fucks with her. The girl shined hard. Leticia Peters said, just hilarious. Shout it out, Carlos Miller, doing her breakfast club interview. I can't wait until I get off to enjoy my favorite podcast. Shout out to Just Hilarious for shouting me out on this podcast. I thought it. I loved it. What did she say? She said, I watched it. She said, I'm not the favorite out of all the people. Oh yeah, she said you were her favorite on Wild'n Out. And she fucks with the 85% show, because you know we fucks with her the long way. Yeah. She was on Wild'n Out, and then she left to go do big and better things. I love her. I'm so proud of her. Me too. I'm proud of all my friends winning, bro. Everybody winning. We out here. Got Basel. We out here. Wild'n Out. Shout out to Lil' Real, his show about to come out. Everybody at Kenan got a new show. He just won an Emmy. Much love to all them Black people who just won Emmys. My manager, Ricky, won an Emmy. She worked on the Dave Chappelle show. Shout out to Chappelle. So much dope shit going on in comedy. People arguing and shit. It's crazy out this bitch. Crazy. Ronnie Jordan taking over all the TV shows, man. We just, this really just a celebration to let the fans know that we really out here winning. Go listen to the old 85 song. I'm on like 3, 4, 5, one of the early ones. And the Big Get episode. I still wear the jacket that Big Get signed about, bro. Go on and take it out. Let's count it up. But this is really hurting. B Simone, we brought you here for your realness. Who else is going to take their weave out? Come on, man. Baby hair is still just beautiful, though. They real? What? The baby hair. Them your real baby hairs. How do you have fake baby hair? Yeah, you got fake every other kind of hair. Is that a real bun? No. Man, take all that shit out. You don't. It's like, I'm going to get you some. I'll show you my broken hair. This really got waved under this shit. Damn, that's a lot of pieces. B Simone, what are you going through? It was like 90 degrees there. You had that on today? I had it on here. It was hot outside today. I know. I was supposed to take a pose. Keep taking this shit out so people can see how unnecessary all this shit is. You going to take a look? No. I'm talking Michael Jackson without these flipping. What you think you look like with a man then? Take the shit out. Keep going. This is going. I've never seen this. This is great. I don't know. This shit is amazing. Be who you are, B Simone. Let this shit go. You're better than this. You don't need that stupid shit. Talking about an itch. You got 12 pieces of goddamn somebody else shit on your head. Wonder's why it's itching. That bitch who had that really is was under a lot of stress, so she sold her hair. Is that real personnel? Exactly. That is God saying, take that shit out of your head. That's your real hair? Yeah. It's amazing that your shit look way better than the shit on the table. It's the same. She don't want to hear the truth. It's not the same. It's the same. Dude, we really don't give a fuck, too. I don't know if they knew that. I had another part out. Were you supposed to say that? We really don't give a shit? Like, this is my hair. It's so short. Hey, man, this podcast is for women who do shit, just like that. You put a bunch, do a bunch of unnecessary shit, especially for the shit you're doing. Take that bullshit out your head. I'm not telling you what to do with your life, because I'm bald. God damn it. Guys always say, we want our women natural. We want this, and then when we wake up, look at fucking natural. Bitch, where the fuck do you think you going? Look at like that with me. I don't know what niggas use that for. Somebody told you that? No. I don't know what niggas use. I'm like, what? Nope. You pick the wrong guy. No, guys don't talk to me like that. But I'm saying, that's what guys act like. No, we don't. Yes, y'all do. How you going to tell us how weird it is? If you don't put your face on, bitch, no nigga has ever said that in his life. Bitch, what is your lashes doing? The fuck? That's the problem. Y'all keep fucking with bitch ass niggas. We're y'all giving all the girls attention. We be fucking with chicks who got fat asses and a throw a head on like this if I have fucked up. That's what we fucking with. That's what I do. It's niggas like us everywhere. You think we give a fuck about some how? That all. Not at all. Fat ass negates all. All bitches with all women who got fat asses hair ain't done three fourths at a time. You fucking with them anyway. She don't start getting her hair done until she almost do fucking with you. These are just facts. Shout out to all the women who look 10 times better when you get your hair braided. Y'all are the real champions out here. Then you take them braids out and they have to really decide, can I fuck with her until she get them done again? Because she cold as fuck with a man. But when I'm out, she really is not spectacular. What kind of braids? The cornrows or the box braids? Micro braids? The little micro. Oh, we should set up. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. Micro's are. The hood classic. That's shit. Well, I'm just saying. These are the things that happened in my life. What about the chicks with the braids? I'm a throwback nigga. I didn't fuck the bitch with some crochet braids before. That might not never happen again in the history of niggas. You can't fuck no crochet braids. Bro, what I look like, come on, bro. Not now, Carlos. Come on, bro. You know me better than this, man. Carlos, you would. I've done all types of ghetto magnificence shit, bro. You got the car you drive over her house. If you ain't never fucked one of them earthy-ass women and smelled like shea butter for three weeks after, you ain't going to get my life, bro. Come on, man. Have you ever had sex with a white girl? Yes, I have had reparations if that's what you're asking. You think it's going to be some pussy out here that I'm not going to experiment on? I must. What kind of white girl was it? A rich one. We put them big-ass house that was made like a log cabin. All types of windows. Tell me that. A sun room. College, believe it or not. It was fucking college. She had a Lexus. That was probably one of the first times I drove a Mercedes. I had a vision after that day. I had a vision, bro. I want to see this movie. Fuck that white boy Rick Lambert. Don't nobody want to hear my story for real. I want to hear it, bro. Because when I tell people I'm from Mississippi, oh, OK, they know that Mississippi is fucked up, but they don't know to what extent. You don't know the chances that I took to have to be here. I could have easily been taken out for doing shit like that. I remember you had the Mustang. I do, too. What you got now? I got a lot of shit now. I never see you cars on Instagram. I never flex my blessings. Yes, you do. I don't. Not no more. You posted on Instagram. That was one of them. But he'll tell you that was just one of them. Not no more. I have a lot of vehicles, and I'm very blessed to be able to afford the type of things that entice my interests. That's so nice. Yes, it is. I still drive it so you already got it. You still got your car? It's falling apart. Got a hint. I didn't want to tell them that because I don't want people to think I'm starting shit. But that bitch doesn't look like you drove it to Saturn and back. No, my god. The left mirror is hanging off. I had three hubcaps. I thought you would have been bought a car. How am I going to China? That's dope. Shout out to all the niggas who would cuff be Simone and to put up with her ass. You're going to be scratching and itching and burping and shit. But when that shit stop, boy, you're going to have something. I won't act like that in front of my man. Yes, you will. I'll be so sure. You know, you should. You got to be your natural self. I am. That's why I'm single. If the nigga that beats Simone used to fuck with, watch the show, hit us up. We'll bring you on. And you can tell your story. I won't deny, deny, deny. That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to do that. I don't know this nigga. That's how you got it. What do you mean? Like what? Who is this square? What else happened, my nigga? Shout out to Will Packer, man. He got a new movie coming out with Kevin Harden and all and Tiffany Haddish, Night School. She was just named Hollywood Reporter's Top 100 People in Entertainment. And I remember him being around Atlanta doing regular shit. Chant wrote Kanye moved back to Chicago. Yeah, and Ken was like. You know, Nick and Kanye beefing? I can't be. Yeah, nigga, like, come on, see. No, Kanye. Nick is not beefing with Kanye. Kanye beefing with Nick. Nick does not care. Hey, Nick's going to say one of these niggas out here. Like, y'all be acting like this nigga going to be in the gym. They're going to stop playing with that nigga. They're going to be a box of this shit. I've seen some clip. Come on, bro. Nick can't go sleep one of these rappers. They could be up at four in the morning working now. You don't want no, you think you want some smoke with Nick, but that nigga like a seventh degree knife belt. Yeah. That's what it's going to take for Nick to get his proper respect. He's not going to punch a nigga. He's going to have to do a move on a nigga. And I'm like, damn, that nigga, know that Western Snipes shit. That nigga doodled on himself, brother. They hit a nigga in the gut. Nick broke a nigga wrist. That nigga will break the whole internet, nigga. Nick Cannon snaps Kanye's neck. He's like, yeah. Bro, that shit was gangsta. It wasn't gangsta, but Kanye, you knew Kim had a lot of things going on. Like you knew that, bro. Nick never says anything disrespectful. He just gives great, and he gives good advice. He tells the truth. It was his story. On my side of the story, yes, it was at my birthday party that my girlfriend threw at the time. Well, who was it? This person. He ain't saying shit there. Wasn't true. I don't know what they did. I believe Kanye did it on some host. It didn't sit well with my spirit. Yeah. I'm saying, what, man? Bro, you're going to be mad at the shit she was doing before you got there. Yeah, like, come on, bro. You was in a video radio already, like, chill out. So your white boyfriend from second grade showed him like, how the hell is with him? Nah, nigga. That ain't going to sit well on your spirit. I'm not going to do a post. That's number one. No, I'm not posting about it and putting a caption. And what point do you not give a post on? You don't give a fuck. Once y'all done prayed together twice, you really don't give a fuck. Do you have to confess all the whole shit you did before you get married? Like, look, babe, before we get married, let me tell you, I was out here bad. She probably going to know if y'all was cool enough if you really know the person. She going to know. You going to mention that shit, like, it happens? Yeah. Yeah. I think it casually happens before. She's going to have to go down memory lane. What if some shit from your past show up and you have to explain it? Well, then it got to get explained, shit. It might have been before you. But I don't know if it was before you. That's what I'm saying. It's before you. What can you do? I don't know. You know how people are. Some motherfuckers see you happen and just start throwing shit on your name. What? All my exes. That shit's so real. Everybody got quiet. Yeah. I be with my girls. This Rockefeller was together, nigga. I don't remember nobody else. So that's what it is. You're fucking dead to me. That's what it is. You're dead? You're dead. So if someone, that's what I'm, that just like some 11 grade pussy showing up. Yeah. You going to explain that? You going to laugh. First of all, we're going to laugh at this goofball. Damn, man. Pull it up. Your son graduated, bitch. What you talking about? I think that's fucked up, though, man. I think it's real fucked up. That that's what we at with this shit. With what? With this whole entertainment shit. Oh, yeah. I would, I'm not even famous enough to be out here telling you who I fucked. So when I do get famous, I'm not telling you either. I'm not about to argue with that. They're going to do the cum. But listen what I'm saying. I'm on the pursuit of being on another level. Yeah, that's pursuit. You going to see me with some motherfuckers that you don't approve of. Don't tell me about that. I'm a homeboy used to fuck, you know shit. I don't give a fuck about none of that. The niggas who say that kind of shit, you're not going to approve of this shit that I'm doing. I'm telling you, you're going to see me with four, five business who just hoes. I'm telling you, that's why I got in the game for the hoes. I'm not going to not fuck with some hoes out here. I'm sure you had hoes before you got in the game. But I'm saying, though, these are going to be hoes that's well-known hoes. They Instagram hoes, the fine ones, all of them. Everybody follow them. You ever be following some hoes on Instagram? No, I haven't ever been following any hoes on Instagram. You can't speak on him. Sometimes I'll be following hoes and then I look up and I see who liked the picture. I'm like, no, I'm a better nigga than him. I can't like this one. Because I don't know why my pastor keeps liking all her pictures. But niggas, I don't understand. I love it. I'm not liking this picture. Instagram doing a little shit. Your girl can't see what you like and that's crazy. She going to start liking. Isn't it crazy? It's like, you did sloppy, bro. This the thing, women that fuck with your head is psychological. But you know you can like by looking at it like, hey, I like that and not fucking put you. Some women won't even argue about, oh, I done burnt myself trying to save your life. Some of these motherfuckers that just go back and like all the pictures that you like. So you can see that she liking the same shit that you like. That a scary one. I think I'm getting high. My bad. Can I get high from this? Yes. Look, you look high right now. Can I get high, guys? That's the move. We got to be some more high. I would say. Yes, you definitely could get high. She called all her exes. We'd absorb through your skin. Does it? Yes. No, it doesn't. I'm telling you, man. That shit up. You're gonna be high as fuck. Especially in the leg. Your legs out. Oh yeah. You're gonna be fucked up. Marijuana will save your marriage, just what I'm saying. I know, man. I forgot you. You got to have a girl that smoke though. Or just will hit it while she light it at least. You know, so she'll understand. That's the trick. Before you talk to me and say a lot of heavy stuff, I need to go outside real quick. That's one thing that I did pick up from the Bobby Brown story. If you find somebody who's into the same shit that you went into, it'll work. No. Didn't even find out what she did cocaine before the wedding. Bruh. She said, so I do coke. That's a real compliment though. I would have took that the whole wrong way. Like baby, you fucked with me so much. You got to get high to do this. I fussed with you. Would you get married to your wife if you found out she was getting high right before the wedding? Yes, because I'd be like, this honeymoon about to be poppin'. Yes. High at weed though. It's going down. He's not talking about weed. I don't give a shit. You doing drugs before the day? Yeah, can't cool for the what? Why, why? You should have been filthy. This my fucking head on honeymoon. Damn, hi you guys. Shut up, man. Oh, shit. You put the weed in, I'll be some more on treatment. Boy, I said. Nope. I found that side, bro. Who outside? Remo. Hold on, we got to take a real, we got to take a real big pause. No. Pause, one time. Go let him in. We got to go do this shit anyway. I don't need any more. Then you got to pee pee. Be Simone, you're high. No. Be Simone up through there. Don't you smoke vapes? 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