 Are we are we still being rolled up to the track? Yes, okay You're allowed like a short time As you get up to the edge of the track There's someone who like comes over to start trying to tell Martha where to bring the car down But as you're here you're able to look over The expanse of the track that they've managed to come up with they managed to like kind of dig Downward like very painstakingly scraped down or it might have just been the number of vehicles that have driven along this that have sort of scraped up the path that they've managed to make As time has gone on there were previously shelves here that have now been Shifted outward to make more space. There's a long shelf That stands in the middle, but all of these have been sort of Changed into stands for people to Either sit or stand and look inward and you hear just the roar of the many The shrieking bandits. Yeah, so they're all lining the Area here shrieking as the shrieking bandits do and it's just a roar of Excitement for the race that's about to happen and as you pull your vehicle up like an even bigger boom spreads throughout the arena of people who have been able to Catch a glimpse at this new racer that is entering the race but as you're brought up to the edge of this you also see that there is a map that is posted here and the Bandits have actually thrown together a Somewhat larger map of the surrounding area further than Just the track and the like large map points to like you're here on it to show where the track is at and there's a Significantly larger ones standing next to it that shows some of the surrounding tribes. You see like north of there is also the Former canopy tribe now defunct and where the pillow pilferers are a bit east of there is where the massive tribe kitchen accessoria is set up which Not Martha Karen had previously come from she was briefly there When she had initially entered into the store And we actually do have a map that Eric graciously graciously threw together That shows the general layout of what exists here. Keep in mind that the infinite Ikea Tends to shift from time to time, but these locations seem to be generally Correct, although some parts may be different every now and then I would like to do a weird thing just for flavor Okay, I would like to Knab the drone out of Martha's hands No, you're not hold on the big I would like to hold it out the window Click my hands like it's a camera and take a picture of the map Later use and because I'm because I'm weird and good at tech and anomalous things I would like it to work for some reason and then just hand it back like we can use that later. I Like it, but I need you to roll to justify Am I rolling weird to do it or am I we're rolling against our Martha to get well you kind of have to do both I think yeah, like I don't want to let you take the drone She literally had it in her lap and has been tinkering on it So like she's in the middle of wires in your hands and like he's just tearing it away Well, then I would I guess I is that a role to kick some ass to do the thing. No acts under pressure Actually Martha you act under pressure to make sure he doesn't take it Okay that way And I am rolling We'll figure out if you take it or not Okay, that's an 11 Okay, so you can either allow him to grab it without like any damage coming to it Or you can just like straight up like hold it away from him and be like no you have to ask permission She's going to have one hand still like Wrist deep in the electronics and the other one just suddenly has her I I'm sorry, can I help you? Maybe if you squint at it real hard you'll remember better quick question that interjects with this Does Stanley know this map is there information that's new to him or does he know most of this So you kind of have known the general layout of the infinite Ikea where like you know that the checkout exchange Areas more up like Northwest of you and you kind of know where the other tribes are placed But you've never seen the map of this detail the thing about the shrieking bandits is they tend to Travel a lot and cover a lot of ground So that's how that they've been able to achieve the design of this map by being bandits and venturing all over the place Okay, so that there is more knowledge on here than what Stanley has Correct. Mm-hmm. Okay And never mind what I was gonna say. Okay. It might be more like Slightly more detailed than what you would know you've just never seen it like Concretely X party is here here here in here Like with this you could literally take a compass and Try to find your way to each of these places pretty easily We do live in a modern society I would imagine that Martha does have a cell I was about to say after after Stanley was done like asking and squinting at the map the Martha once once the clown That's all she just like she's like the clown Once he retracts his hand from the drone She lowers the axe and then without breaking eye contact slips a phone out of her pocket and flips it to the camera And then hands it to him Okay, you now have a possession of a foundation issued device. Are you gonna take a picture with this? Possession is a strong word you may borrow it to take a picture Is that a Nokia device What would what would foundation issue brand be would it be Nokia or did they have their own like What's your head cannon of like? Do they have their own companies or are they the companies? I'm thinking Nokia block phone, you know like I call an issue destructible brick Secure contain phone Secure contained and protecting Yeah, sure Okay, you can go ahead and snap a pic Eric. Do you have the map? Hold on. I'll go grab the map Okay, yeah. Oh my god That is big. Holy shit. That's Yeah, I did a general layout to start with that gave like somewhat this level of detail of just like location of things and then Eric was like You know what? I think I could put a lot of flair onto this and they took it and just did Incredible so definitely good job there. We will be posting that on social medias for sure Stanley is gonna go up at the pen that he has on him and put an X over canopy Trab Perfect, okay So from this point you are directed down to the racetrack when you get down there Someone begins to direct you into the 10th spot but once you Get down there someone else like runs up and tells you You got moved up to number number six as the Racers seven through ten did not finish in the previous race So starting from back to front the different racers that you're able to see the one who is now at the number 10 spot that you would have been in is a Lot of toasters that have just been sort of duct taped together You don't even see wheels on this one. It just is sort of Very messily taped together and you get the sense that this person being at the very back is probably well-deserved the next one after that is a Dolly that has been It's got some ropes coming off of it and attached to like the ropes are some reins for a bunch of different dogs It's basically a dog sled, but it's Not a full like husky team because like the a number of dogs they get that actually come into here and able to found and secured Is less common. So there's like a German Shepard that's like right up in front of the sled front and like a Husky mix between like a husky and a golden retriever, but then the other ones are like there's like three corgis and a Okay, Stanley doesn't care so much about this, but Kyle is very fearless That one was Eric's idea So then the one after that there is a Very intimidating looking individual who is like seven feet tall just ripped And just has a like heart mom tattoo on his arm And he's walking up towards the different vehicles here And you see him slowly step onto a plastic big wheel Tricycle that has like a little bubble maker shooting out of the backside And he like fake revs the engine and just like pedals a little bit. Okay question next one I have a very important question about this man because we we were we're coming up from behind the like whole line of racers Right, and we see this man walking Towards his vehicle. Yes Kenneth I Need I need you to tell me How thick is that ass So I Would like to roll for ass, please in terms of cake. Are we talking like to see I it's He's packing a full That that lines up because I rolled just out of curiosity 2d6. I got an 11 natural so Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, good very little room for improvement like he also just had plus three for cake Just as one of his stats Martha's looking him up and down big wheels are not comfortable. He's got to have cake, but you need to have that Can I roll for kick some ass, but instead turn cake to appreciate? Yeah, go ahead and roll to appreciate that ass. All right That is an 11, my dude. Mm-hmm. You appreciate that All right, so so ignore this if you're going to go through all of the other cool cars But I need to know are there any that are actual cars. I'll get there So going through the other ones. Um, there are four cars all in this one But it's all like roped together. It's four of those like miniature cars that like are made for kids But it kind of looks like the motors have maybe been improved a little bit Not a whole lot power power wheels Yep Then at the number six spot is a literal Honda odyssey the one after that Is the bed frame car that you saw previously The one immediately in front of that is the rival bunk bed frame one So you know that those two are just going to be bickering the whole time So the three significant ones that are sort of at the front here There is a forklift one that has fork blades facing on the front and back of it With the chicken wire cage surrounding the driver's seat It looks like it might have also received some sort of upgrade to its engine so that it doesn't move at a Forklift speed, but it's not also not the most aerodynamic definitely not Honda odyssey aerodynamic All right. Now. Hold on a second. This is hashtag not sponsored by Honda odyssey, right? No, of course not when you said Number six, I thought you meant another Honda odyssey Sponsor us it's you Ask them to sponsor us until we see what we do to this odyssey probably I mean if they do sponsor us then they're all just Honda odyssey's and just ret con at all At the number two spot the prophecy turns into just Honda odyssey saving the world Yep At the number two spot. There is like a sort of a boxy vehicle. It's like a three-wheeled type car It's what like a meter made buggy would be if you've ever seen one of those before It sort of looks like a hybrid between a tricycle a golf cart and like a popemobile I think Eric had a picture of that earlier. He can maybe share to you but And then the vehicle that's at the number one spot This is the one that had been described to you all. It's the truck atv hybrid with a weapon that is strapped to the top of it and From what you can see martha. It looks like it might be a foundation type or uh, no martha It might be a foundation logo that's underneath the painted victory machine logo that's on the side and at the weapon that is strapped to the top You can tell that its make is Not your typical weapon You're highly suspicious of whether this is a foundation Issued Okay, but you're not close enough to see all right martha's gonna lean forward To karen Really? All right, there's two very important things first off We're gonna need to keep an eye on that Sorry, I was eating some field rations. Don't worry about that I'm gonna try that again. It had some yoga in it. It just sort of So Yeah, whatever they strapped to the top of that thing is not gonna be good news for us Uh second, I know you're married, but did you see that guy back with the the tricycle looking thing? Of course, I did not I am concentrating too hard on my driving. You are five more powerful than me Oh my god Did okay, we need to know did you though? Uh, I I legitimately think she didn't I think she was too annoyed by all the people talking in the back of her van I was maybe gonna have you roll to manipulate someone if you actually had but if you legitimately didn't then Maybe you have to roll to act under pressure and not look later All right, all right, that's fair. That's fair. I do think that anytime that man is in close proximity martha's going to have to roll To act under pressure for literally anything She was looking him up and down the whole time they were passing Make a wisdom say Oh, uh So yeah, just a heads up on those two things Can I try to thank you for your input is that Thing strapped to the foundation issue vehicle. Did you say it's not foundation issue or is foundation issue? It looks like it is but from where you are you can't tell you can definitely see that it's like Probably one of the more intense firearms that the foundation would issue But you can't specifically figure out what it might do from here I was gonna say, right? I I want to ask one one time though as someone who maybe has these things Shot at me sometimes. Do I have an odd to roll weird and maybe identify what this anomalous deck is? um You know what go ahead All right. All right rolling clown weird. Do I have like a bonus to weird that I haven't been paying attention to? Um, I could use that right you should Yeah, you should it's just plus weird. Oh, yeah, so I have a plus one. You're a plus two to weird Sweet. All right. So plus two to my roll of a Nine so that is an 11 weird to try and figure out what the hell that thing is and what it does and I don't like it When it's shot at me So what the weapon does uh, you've seen it used before on your people The people of the circuit of the disquieting you have seen it hit tense or buildings before and What I was sort of envisioning for this entire vehicle is very akin to a warthog from The halo franchise. So this is sort of like a goss cannon or or gauss whichever way you pronounce it and What it exactly does with its anomalous abilities you would know it More so like animizes things it breaks them down On a molecular level God, that's great. So I'm all right and did did martha know that or did martha not know that? I don't remember Martha could not tell from the distance of where she was at But since you used your magical abilities to do so you can figure that out So I am going to whisper to the rest of my car right now. Uh, and especially at caran specifically Hey, hey, you see that thing on top of that there car I see it. It makes things not pay her anymore Fuck If that thing if that thing locks on I have seen entire clown cars go up in smoke Oh, and now that I've accidentally risked that I'm also very angry at this thing Okay, is it is the gun is the Is the nuke gun? Does it look like it could swivel or does it look like it points in one direction? points in one direction because Unlike a warthog from the halo series It is sort of just wrapped onto the top of the vehicle with like some Wiring of some sort. So is it pointing forward? I assume it is locked in position pointing forward. Yes Awesome If he points his headlights at us, we are not going to have headlights anymore So I guess we'll have to stay behind it Until the end at least I'm trying to decide what sort of clown rage thing. I'm going to do it during the race Ladies gentlemen and everyone in between Start your engines I rev the engine. Okay. So who wants to get onto the roof stanley volunteers? Thank you stanley from the I hand him a big old rope And I like thread it through the two windows. So he has to like hold on on the top and it's like wrapped around The ceiling you hear The engine surrounding or the vehicle surrounding you start their engines. Most of them sound very Like 12 volt battery powered motory You hear the ass cheeks of the Man on the tricycle the big wheel start clapping behind you. Oh god I'm suddenly very distracted listeners. We want fan art of this man Sorry, can we time out? Is this man wearing like the cool like metal ass helmet and everything like the full deal because I'm imagining like, you know muscle tank Other pants and then just like this big ass helmet with like, I don't know. Yes Like a raider from fallout All of us have the right picture. I think we all like have transmitted this picture to each other and each other's minds We all know what this man looks like and yes, we can all see this is We're all here for it. It's the best game I've ever played in my life Yeah, and then the engine of the vehicles towards the front sound more Enginy and then what does the roar of the honda odyssey's engine sound like or do you just sort of like Put it in drive And get ready to go. I think it just sounds like a honda odyssey. I do rev it though. It's not very intimidating It's a minivan. That's fair. Has Karen done anything to modify the horn of the car? Yes Oh, I'm excited. Okay wait for the opportune moment Uh, so stanley is gonna like prep himself for being on top of the car He has his stanley knife spear. Do I have to roll anything to like tie myself down? Um, I think there's like uh, is there a rack on top of the honda the matte black honda odyssey Uh, I don't know. Nope. Well personally, I would say the honda odyssey is ready for anything life can throw at you And if you order today you can get it in pretty game. It's no apr financing. Blah blah blah Where's hold on all right for for getting us an advertisement you all get one forward for stanley in the vehicle and stand on top of it Yes, congratulations It only helps so much though, so be careful. Um, yeah, so you're able to get on top of it I think that like if you fall off It's not the worst thing in the world because they're still able to keep going and everything But you're not the most secure up there. He's a resilient fuck. He'll be fine. Hey, I got a second rope from earlier Can you want a second rope? Yeah, can cletus and martha assist because like we've got shit, um, sure I'm going to be climbing all over this car like a Animal it's going to be a little creepy clowns are bad I would hope so I will also let you know The children's seats from in the car to the top of the car to give myself extra staying power. Oh my god Um, act under pressure to do that in a short amount of time here. Okay. Oh, that's fair. That's fair So under pressure Oh with like zero cool. That is a total of six. Can I okay, uh, someone else can help you out. Yes I am very helpful. You do that, please I would encourage martha to help you out because she has to actually do plus two So I have to roll that right Oh, that's a seven Uh, total or plus two total. Okay, uh, so I'll in that case you managed to get him up there And the right amount of time and you're able to like get everything tied up Uh, but if he starts to go You are helping to secure so you might go as well Can I also do something with my weird because it is crafting a new item from found objects? Um And I have a bonus I could help with that too. Yeah, it can Since it's the same You're not doing anything different here. I would say it's the same role So you get plus one instead with this then then you're plus zero Okay So no change, um, then in that case you just get up to the next success You still help out to get him up there, but uh, in this case, he doesn't need to help out role. So you just, uh Help him out to get up there. There's not gonna be a penalty penalty of you falling out with him if he starts to go before Climbering back down to either hang on to the side or be inside. I don't know exactly That situation's gonna work, but uh, she's going to once he's strapped into the baby seat Um, and uh, martha's gonna hand an extra throwing knife That she has on hand to uh stanley In case uh, you need to you know Eject, I don't know we we kind of just tied the ropes all over the place So, you know, it might be kind of hard to get out Well, I was a proud warrior of the canopy tribe. I I also appreciate this, but like we also have your guns, so Feel good about our chances Yeah, okay Everybody's dropped in as long as nobody has like a gun that can like that looks on the first one But you know, we'll we'll we'll do it. They literally have a gun that can cook us But stanley doesn't know we'll cross that bridge when we get to it and burn it whatever the phrase is Hey, hey scp lady, how many ammunitions do you have in your uh Blasty-blasty good. That is an excellent question that I am not at liberty to answer DM how many how many bullets do I have? Enough I have enough. Okay All right, that's a very good I think martha is gonna be straddle like the the window Will be like rolled down And then she'll be just kind of like straddle on that So she's got one leg and arm inside the car to hang on but the other half is like hanging out to help with uh Offensive shit. I don't know and just like but she's gonna look back She's gonna see that tricycle man. She's gonna stop for a second and she's gonna shake her head and look for it again Beautiful, um, okay, so you have three laps In this race to catch up to the front and win. We will take it lap by lap so someone uh steps up to the front and Is holding i'm trying to figure out if I want to go like the old timey movies with the racing of like you drop the I'm trying to be discreet I need to stop Before I get derailed again, um, um, is there anyone directly behind us? Yes, so the uh one that's directly behind you is the four miniature Children cars that have been like roped together. Okay. That's all all I needed um, and then the one behind that has the Guy on the big wheel who you can probably see in the rear mirror Rear view mirror as you like are uh checking out who's behind you, but since we're in the front. It's not really a rear view mirror Yes, exactly. It's a front view I was trying to figure out if I wanted to do like Someone walks up with the bra and drops it and you go They do that but with the got but with the motorcycle guy's boxers He's not wearing him. I was I was thinking like do we do we get his brother to be the person who starts this Is there a whole tribe of these beef cakes? Hell. Yeah. I'm going back into that. I can't I'm never coming out like um What would mad max be like for starting? I don't know. I In my shame. I have not like a really loud They drop one of those like Ikea bags Oh, that'd be good. Actually. Oh, no, they okay. I got it. So um someone uh Just like a Average joe looking person, but it's uh like mad max average joe looking So it's just like they look like the stereotypical one who's got like a mask or whatever on and You whatever he walks up and uh raises into the air a yellow and blue striped what used to be the t-shirt of a uh corrupt Ikea employee he raises it into the air And at the drop of it Hits the ground and you all race off um the four that are behind you um Have no realistic chance of catching up to you the ones that it's just toasters duct taped together immediately falls apart um And the the the dolly being pulled by a dog sled is very adorable But it doesn't stay the chance against a literal car. So you race forward and uh be too immediately in front of you the two uh bed frame ones are sort of like Clashing with each other and are not paying very much attention to you. So you sort of like Side uh side swipe would be like you actually hit them. No, you just unless you want to uh, you just maneuver around them You're able to continue on pretty easily So is that what you do? I'm assuming. Okay. Yes I'm think I'm thinking So the the the ones that are still like in the race for all intents and purposes are like us the big one the forklift and the big wheel guy So there's three that are now essentially in front of you and really the only ones that are going to be a significant part of the race I just sent them to the chat for you to look the one that uh is your immediate concern now is the forklift It has uh blades that are Forklift blades that are on the front side and back side It looks like the lifting mechanism is only on the front but the Forks that are sticking out in your direction still are probably a bit threatening What would be your strategy for getting behind by this one? You I will remind you that uh You have A slurry of resources that are in the back of the vehicle If you have anything you can think of that would be good for Getting by any of these vehicles you can shout to the rest of your group here to go grab x thing And they can assist you in trying to help you get by this person or I can just have you do a Act under pressure role to see how well you're just straight up driving skills are How fast is this thing because I'm assuming that because I'm an actual car and it's a forklift I can move faster than this Yes, it seems to be fairly maneuverable So it's able to like go side to side without you being able to pass it in your uh like actual Vehicle that is built for going at higher speeds But it's able to get side to side and sort of point the forks at you so you aren't able to um Get by it without Risking just running straight into the forks. So you can either uh try to pull a clever driving trick with act under pressure or Have another idea if you can think of anything I have an idea. Can I use my plus weird to Like obviously I can't craft a new item while I'm driving but could I roll something to like Have something that I've already crafted seeing as my car is an armory. Sure. I think that makes sense okay, um I want to have a Essentially a flail, but it's a whole bunch of pillowcases tied together and one pillowcase is one fourth full of used batteries Okay Yeah, so what are you doing with that? So the pillow tribe and the stands are going crazy I think the used batteries actually makes a lot of sense because you were previously in the kitchen accessory tribe and they Just probably have a lot of kitchen accessories that run on batteries and they probably run through those decently quickly So, yeah, I think that makes sense Yeah whole bunch of de batteries in that thing. Um, I'm going to grab one end and I'm going to say uh Stanley I need you to throw this over their car into their front window Do you think you can handle that? I can try What what uh, you're doing amazing, sweetie What um, what what I need to roll Hypothetically, what what would I need to roll for a throw? Um, I think you can roll plus tough here We can craft it like somewhat as uh, either kick ass or protecting someone you're trying to like Stop the car that is somewhat threatening to the rest of your group. So go ahead and roll plus tough And I can definitely do that Kick some ass. Let's go That is an 11 plus 2 13. Oh, shit Okay, perfect. Uh, so you like Just absolutely chuck this over, uh, the other vehicle like you you reach deep within Your soul as a Ikea tribesperson you've been my battery play will go swash You've been uh, defending your tribe for years as long as you can remember So this is not a difficult task for you. Uh, it hits the front of the vehicle It had been wrapped in like a chicken wire type fence But it was wide enough gaps that these d batteries easily go in there and it like Pummels the person who was driving the vehicle. Am I inflicting harm? Um You are driving too quick and they like kind of swerve off So you're not able to tell if you actually heard of or not, but okay Because I want to hope I can do precise strike The guy's out of the race Let's out a low whistle and it's like nice. We don't need to kill this guy Good thinking on the pillow battery play a thing It's definitely coming handy before So, uh, you complete your first lap, uh, you first passing by a pile of toasters and a very Dejected individual who was sitting on top of them Uh, and you pass by a couple of the other cars, uh, that you now lap you pass by the guy on the trike and And you keep going onward you now have caught up to You've now caught up to the, uh, boxy three-wheeled meter meg buggy What would you like to do to try to pass this one? It doesn't seem to have too many defenses you can Try to just floor it and see what happens Does somebody else want to turn I'd like to, uh Crafted new items out of found objects is kind of my thing. I want to get some mobi dick action with these harpoons up in here I want to scrounge in the back I want to assemble a javelin out of table legs some weighted struts from the uh, iron shelving And I want to assemble something that I can furl like Zeus's latin bolt To knock out a wheel or something that will trip this thing out of commission because it doesn't look like it's very stable Okay. Yeah, it's only got three wheels. So if you get rid of one, it's pretty much done Uh, go ahead and try to do that. Um, yeah, go ahead and roll plus weird, uh for the construction Um, and we can just roll that uh wrap that roll into one thing for your uh attempt to sabotage with it My roll for weird was a 10 plus my two is 12 Goodness, okay. Yeah, you uh Can you describe again what you're trying to do with it exactly? Uh, cletus in the back seat sees the three wheeled tricycle cart pokemobile and Inspiration strikes a literal light bulb of beers in the air above his head before it blinks out of existence And he dives Into the trunk and starts whipping a frenzy and things start flying around and then he Rips around to the top of the car Stanley is like, whoa, what are you doing here? And I don't know a good catchphrase from moby dick to hurl this thing at it Because I'm a poor bish male Yeah Yeah, uh, so you stab into the uh like back right wheel as you're trying to pass it on the outside As you get up to this point You see that the windows of this vehicle are sort of like Painted over black and you can't see into them You strike this wheel and as you do, uh, someone throws open the side door and tries to Shoot a uh harpoon gun at your vehicle um It strikes And sticks and at the end of the harpoon, uh, there is a bunch of Chains that then begin to drag to try to slow your vehicle down um If you'd like one of you could try to act under pressure to get this harpoon out in some way um, so Karen's gonna look over that car at that car and say Well, who can play at that game and she's going to shoot the driver with her harpoon gun Uh, it has spun out so, uh, you can for sure go ahead and roll if you'd like But it's sort of like a out of commission car. It's just spiked right now Oh Yeah, so okay, his attack on the wheel was effective. It spins out but with like their Metaphorical dying breath they shoot this at you and Try to slow you down with the chase. Yeah, you know what they shot my car Preemptive Uh, what would that would that be? Uh tough that would be tough. Dang. I have plus zero for tough. I gotta buy Okay, um my rolls are such garbage. You I want to try to succeed to help out using weird Go with me. You have plus two. So you're the only one who would be able to help out here. Go ahead and try so I I want to attempt to clamber down to their uh, defensive posture grab it and add it to the harpoon and fling it I have like a whole like fluid action of like dive down to the chains grab them Grab the harpoon and fling it. I don't know if you can y'all actually can't see me, but does this make sense? I think so. Uh, go ahead and roll uh plus weird thing plus weird god help me. I need this We all need this we're in the same car. That's a big no my friends. I rolled a four Which is not even held to buy my plus two. So oh god We're gonna die. I am getting stuck in a fire wall right now I mean technically someone could help out with your hope. All right. Hold on Is either blowing out or cutting off some of what you guys are saying So we have a harpoon stuck in our car from the car that just spun out and the attempts to Attack them out of spite and other things since have not succeeded, right? Yes, this is this is all spite here. There is just a A bunch of like it's like a Like net of chains that is now dragging behind your vehicle that is like slowing it down a bit but not like Race breaking since you were in oh, I thought that the the vehicle itself I thought was like attached and like it was about to spin out and starty vehicles out No, no that would have been smart for them to do but they did not think of that They they just spent a lot of time making this like chain Net thing so they were really proud of it and didn't think about how it would be Okay, just went to the vehicle if they were trying to sabotage someone Oh, okay making notes then uh, wait, which is it On the same side that martha's on that the thing is like stuck in our car in that case Uh, yeah, so it'd be on like the left side of the vehicle like in the left sliding door. Is that where I'm uh I guess is that one of the that's not the window. I'm hanging out of or something. Uh, okay. We can say this Uh, martha's gonna just grab her axe I guess and uh Make a swing for uh Either the harpoon or right where it attaches to the rest of the stuff to just try and at least remove it From the car Okay. Yeah, just like end the situation that you've all generated for yourselves. Go ahead and um, okay You're you're rolling to help out here. So Do that Okay, my dice roller got buried hold up. Oh my god, that is That is a four We we have done we've done Okay, do we want to Stanley do you want to like throw yourself into this as well and like try to help out with this help out? Yes We can find against all of the Up until this point, but like a freaking big-ass chain. It's like nah, not man One thing I forgot to say you all do have a singular point of luck each of you Stanley actually has used his in the Uh, I did session zero in order to like Accurately fall off of the top of the canopy tribe onto a pile of colors. Um Yeah, he finished his synchronization and just jump. Um, so if you wanted to change your role to And use your point of luck here, uh, you were able to It just makes you have a complete success rather than um, whatever else or Stanley But since we've done all these other roles, it would have to be uh, oh who spends it Did wait did stanley act yet or As stanley has not act Sorry, I was confused. I thought you were asking if stanley was going to help But then you were asking me about luck points. So I just wanted to make sure who is Okay Yeah, no, so stanley's either gonna try to help to get you up to a mixed success or uh, you can just spend your luck point And not risk another failure Uh If there's a world where I spend my luck point retroactively to do that. I am willing to I just need to know if that's an option or not. Um, I will let you maybe Try to roll uh on the next like lap that you're on to get out of whatever situation you're you get yourself into Here, um, if I use my point, can I flavor this that she missed with the axe? So she just like holsters it again and then reaches down and just rips it out with her bare hands Sure All right, I do that. I'll spend my luck point on that. Okay. Uh, so with what karen and cletus try to do karen spitefully tries to Shoot a harpoon back at the other vehicle that stuck one into the side of the car Uh, cletus tries to uh, seeing that things are going wrong magically Manipulate the harpoon and figure out a different way to make this whole situation fixed and martha just sort of Trying to prevent any further damage Strikes the side of the vehicle with An axe and then pulls the harpoon that has been thrown into that has been shot into the side of the hawn odyssey out the uh Chain net that was oh go ahead. I take the chain as well Uh, the chain is dragging kind of like Towards the back so you wouldn't be able to you may be able to get it on the next pass I thought it was just all attached to the same harpoon So I thought I was like ripping out the harpoon and then just like pulling all of it into the car and be like we can Well, I guess you do have a hold of the harpoon. You could try to pull it up if you want to use this later Probably I don't know Yeah, I'll let you do that. That could be very absolutely. We could throw it in the back Um, so like a bunch of the like torn up floor That was in the area here from like all the cars traveling through like flies up into the air and Happens to knock like the Harpoon that was shot out and it sort of clatters to the ground and Cletus loses his balance a bit, but uh, nothing too bad happens, but you have been significantly distracted by this situation um, a lot of the other Vehicles that were on the track that weren't like much in the race at all have been dragged off um and the Final car the victory machine is a significant distance ahead of you uh, you have You're gonna have more difficulty catching up to this one without Trying to do something additional on top of um Flooring it as much as you can in ahanda odyssey You are now entering the third lap and the final lap the um, it's the white flag that waves on the Lap before the end. I think by the green Whichever one that is it's waving. I think it's the white one. Yeah, that sounds right Anything you can do to boost your speed I am not let me Look my car is built for protection not for speed Um, you have some magical capabilities between uh, cletus and you also have your resources at the back if you can think of it I can Roll to make a special weapon Mm-hmm Can I have nitrous? I was about to say the clown earlier wanted to sugar an engine But I can also try and do a successful fuel additive out of whatever malarkey you have in your car because It somehow runs on scp three thousand eight dash two parts So there must be something I can assemble using my weird Uh, I'm trying to remember the movie. What is it that? Well, wait if you if you roll, um If you roll to help I can roll um My weird for the initial roll because it's a feature of my haven nice So Okay, don't fail me now Please let me just have one good roll I figured it out. I'm I'm trying to help build liquid Schwartz from space balls Guess what what I rolled a fucking 11 I mean if you want to throw anyone else's assistance into this feel free like you take control However, you want to flavor it. Tell me what you do um, I say Can one of you look for the coffee thermos that's under the under the back seat? I rolled my weird just in case and I rolled an eight plus my two is 10. I'm gonna find the coffee thermos You you find it very quickly using your incredibly strong sense of smell And then I need you to pour it directly into the gas tank Ha ha diving out the window reaching out with one arm on the window It'll work better if you spit it Uh glug glug glug glug glug slush All right, what what happens when you uh shove it in there you just like, uh Flames shoot out of the the tailpiper. Yes Beautiful. Oh, and then I blow the and then I blow the horn Which sounds like this For our audio listeners Like out of the roof like a big like loudspeaker horn type thing like folds out as you press on the horn and just a Stanley look out Oh What did you say? I'm deaf. Stanley are you okay? What? Are you still there? You gotta you gotta want to hold on tight. They just shove something in the gas tank Okay, uh, yeah, you floor it Uh flames shoot out of the tailpipe like a little bit of smoke is coming from the front of the engine But it's not catching on fire Uh you like Shoot forward in a in a huge burst of speed that like the crowd begins to roar When they see and you quickly catch up to uh the ATV truck type thing and you are neck and neck as you round to the last turn Your speed is failing a little bit But they are now extremely surprised and sort of fumbling with the the controls of of their vehicle and Like they like are trying to motion to the the guy up top on the back to like Turn the turn the thing the the weapon to shoot it over there Wait, I want to stay how close are we I want to stay behind your neck and neck like right behind them Like one stretch left Oh right behind because I want to see if I could break the car And then can I can I interject can I interject? I have a plan. Yes. Okay. I want to enter I want I want to tell Karen to pull up alongside them Yeah, I do we are fast enough to do so And I would then like to roll manipulate someone to show A fraction of my eldritch being Caught them to be too afraid to act Okay, um Sure go ahead and roll for that I am rolling my charm. Obviously that's a very charming thing to do Oh, it's gonna go bad for me. I did get a seven overall. So a partial success. Thank god Uh, if you want you have a point of luck I think this would be an amazing point to use it Uh success. Let's let's fold 12 this motherfucker Okay, what what does your revealing of your eldritch form look like? Uh, I I was I I yell at Karen pull the car. We pull the car up next I scramble out onto the roof. I jump on to stanley who's sitting in that kids chair And I lean off of stanley's neck. So I'm holding stanley's neck to not fall off I am reaching my face I'm naturally far toward the car And I take my hand above my forehead horizontally And I lower it and my face transforms into essentially Judge doom from roger rabbit I I I did not hear a single word of that But I think that makes it eldritch. So it works Yeah, and that makes it terrifying Yeah, if if the audio is awful for that then it's perfect I was uh shoulder to wrist away from the microphone And turning my head away And I still blew out the adobe audition. So yeah, I went for it. Okay I I think if it's like right as he's about to say something you just have like a censored beep. It's just Okay, so you do this and the the gunner who had like Just gotten done like unsinching the wiring that had been holding the gun to the top of the car It turns his head towards you and just sees this horror that is now like right up in his face He freaks out and uh shoots the vehicle that he is driving and him and The driver of the other vehicle just sort of like tumble out on top of each other going at a pretty high speed and the the gun just sort of like Skids along the ground ahead of them and you're home free Okay, hold on wait Stanley Stanley tell no one what you saw this day Okay, Stanley's the only one who saw that for sure. They were on our left side That's that they were you didn't see Cleetus you saw So like fall apart. Yeah. I am I am above you in back. Okay. Okay. I was like, I don't okay. Yeah I was terrified for a second There's a reason I asked you to pull up alongside The people in the stands might also be a bit terrified, but we don't have to roll an act under pressure to see if Stanley peed himself a little Yes, please do Don't make me spit my drink out. Ow. That is a seven Okay, you peed a little bit, but it's not noticeable I mean Cleetus also does have a very strong nose so he he might smell it, but he'd be the only one who knew Your secret safe with me buddy A very as long as as long as my secrets fade with you A shaky problems up from Stanley So you are able to Finish the race without too much issue. You see that like the The very thick gentleman has continued pedaling and he's Surprisingly like on his third lap as you get up to the finish So he just like continues pedaling all the way around But as he does you all are then surrounded by like many many cheers of a lot of the different Shrieking bandits who rush from the stands Some of the shrieking ones may be shrieking at the face of Cleetus that they just saw But they come all down rushing to congratulate you On a job. Well done for finally defeating their champion who has been their leader for so we did it Hey Does this mean that we're your king now? Uh, so Fracta who you met earlier that the young lady she uh runs up to you all and just says Yeah, yeah, you guys did it. Good. Good job. I was rooting for you I don't know how much moved you up further up, but good job Uh, that is fantastic. So what exactly do we get as the winners? Um, you can decide what direction we take as like a group of bandits. Um, okay. Well number one I want that gun That that car had I would like to keep that please That's a good that's a good one. Uh, okay. Sure. I mean, it's up to you. I'll just go grab that for you Thanks, you that is so that is so nice of you Martha will hop out and go to retrieve it Um as you look back As you look back to uh, where the gun has drifted off to you see a drone Is descending upon it?