 I don't trust anyone, you know, you thought you sounded cool when you said that. You think you're this nigga, huh? You think you're the main character, homeboy? First of all, okay, I'm the main character, let's get that straight. Second of all, shut your lonely ass up, you bitch. I'm no psychologist, but um, I think you may have some deep trauma. What happened, huh? Some girl cheated on you in middle school, a nigga will get his heart broke in first grade and join the dark side for life. Nigga got hit with a swerve during recess and now he's a whole shit lord, shooting lightning beams out his hand sockets. I don't trust anyone, you think we care, huh? Nigga no, dude probably at a whole party, everyone dancing and having fun. Meanwhile he's in the corner of the room, they don't know I don't trust them. He thinks to himself with a smirk on his face. Go outside, make some friends, get some bitches nigga. Actually don't, I think that might actually increase your trust issues, find a girlfriend. Actually don't, you can't actually have a healthy relationship with someone if you can't trust anyone. If anything, I think the people I'm speaking to actually do have bitches. Just a surplus of hoes lined up in their contacts like the Super Smash Bros character selection screen, pun intended. You're gonna die a very lonely death. Oh wait, I was right the first time. Have you ever considered therapy? I have. That shit is boring as fuck. The entire time you're sitting there to do just asking questions about your life like nigga I don't know you, trying to invade my life, trying to get details on my habits and then you gotta pay the motherfucker afterwards like what, $60 a session once a week? That's like $3,000 a month. We should be a lot more empathetic in these sorts of situations. I'm not saying befriend people like that, nah, I've made that mistake before. Niggas like that will do you grime, they be bummin' rides off you, you be paying for their snacks at the convenience store and then they steal you weed. First of all, I can't even smoke weed no more, that shit gives me psychosis, okay? That leftover weed in the car, you could've just asked the nigga I would've just given it to you, that's how crazy it is. Not everyone that distrusts people are inherently criminal, but it's best to keep a safe distance. I make it sound like there's some sort of bubonic plague patient. I don't mean physically, it's more of like a mental thing. The more you try to get close to someone that distrusts people, it actually has the opposite effect. It's kinda like the cats from Minecraft, it honestly does depend on the type of personality the person has. Are they a fighter or a flyer? A flyer pretty much is gonna keep to themselves, if they don't trust people, they might just stay home all the time. Go to work, come home, eat, sleep, mundane ass life. You befriend a fighter that doesn't trust people? Maybe have a little slumber party with them? That nigga gonna steal you bone marrow while you sleepin' at night. You gonna wake up? What the fuck? Where did my kidneys go? Nigga took a rib from you like God did Adam, probably sold that shit on the black market for like $5,000 and you know what he bout to do with that money? That's right. He bout to pay for them therapy sessions. I mean hey, at least he's trying to better himself. You can't really hate a man for bettering his life, but yeah, to the people who say this dumbass shit, I don't trust people. My heart is behind the brick wall. Bless your heart, okay? I hope one day you ease up a bit, okay? Just relax.