 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin. This video is sponsored by Ubisoft. We already played a bit of this on the channel actually, but we're going to take another look at it. I really, really like the game so far. If you want to learn more, you can click the link in the description. But yeah, thank you very much to them for the sponsor, and I hope you enjoy the video. Alright, let's make my character. I'm excited that I actually get to make someone this time. How do I remove the eyebrows? That should always be your first question when you're making a character. The mustache that screams, I don't have a fake ID, so I'm trying my best to buy alcohol with this. So far it looks pretty cool, I must say. Oh, if I swap to a male now, then my body gets reset. I guess I'm staying a female. That's what he says about the most pale setting. That's what I'm going to say my complexion is now. And that's how I'll describe my face. I'm ready. They're going to wish they didn't when they realized what I did to them. Oh god, there's all sand in my mustache. Wait, I have a mustache? Can anyone hear me? They can, they're just avoiding you. Oh no, his brother's been turned to stone. I will bring you back. I swear it. They're just thinking like, please don't, please, please, I don't want to talk to you anymore. Oh my god, who are you? Alright, action now, ask questions later, just kill them. Honestly, I don't judge books by their covers, mainly because I don't read books. But if something comes out of a portal, you have permission to kill it. Oh wild mushrooms, me hungry. Oh my god, he's getting kidnapped. Wait, don't make a promise you can't keep. How am I supposed to save him? Wait, what pond? What pond are you seeing? Oh yeah, that's fine, let's jump. Leap before you look, that's how the saying goes, right? Oh my god, their panic actually panicked me a bit. They really were acting like they were going to die. Oh what is this? I found undersea treasure. Oh god, oh wait, there's something trying to attack me. Hold on, here we go. This is fun. Who would have known the real treasure was the enemies we made along the way? Now what is this? Ambrosia. I must have amnosia because I can't remember what that is. Phoenix approach the axe. Yeah, let's just chop some firewood instead of trying to save that person. I just, I don't feel like I'm the hero that the gods need. But before Phoenix could claim it, the axe was pulled into the pit by a terrible force. See? See, even the axe is trying to escape from me. All right, let's just drop in and chase the axe. This is a bad idea. Well, that's the end of Phoenix. Wait, what? Even the game agrees, it's like, okay, Kevin goes in there, he's gonna die. The game is narrated by Zeus and Prometheus, and all the credits just say Zeus, including the credit for fun. Come on, where is it? I've had people avoid me, but inanimate objects are now avoiding me. This isn't right. This isn't fair. I can't make that jump, can I? I'm gonna try. No, this was stupid. Oh god, damn it. That was dumb. The instant my feet left the ground, I was like, no, this is a terrible idea. What's this? Queens? Oh, it would have been handy like two seconds ago when I just fell to my death. I like how Prometheus is telling this story for Zeus. Like, imagine the story. It's about 20, 15 minutes in, and then he's like, oh, and then he tried to make a jump that was like five times beyond his jumping reach, and then he just died. Wait, that can't be it. It just starts again. Okay, now I got a double jump. Hopefully I can avoid any falling now. God, imagine being like an undead demon. You can't even be one person with an axe. What's happening to me? Uh-oh, I think, uh, I think the bolt is hurting me. Oh, okay. The wing saved me. Fantastic. I'm my own guardian angel. Oh yeah, I kind of forgot about him. I was just chasing the axe. Oh look, family. Please, every human is dead. I'm trying to fit in. I was just flying up with him, and I drowned, and I'm not going to fit in with fish then. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, damn it. I instantly went to hide behind a tree. Wait, I don't think it saw me. I can almost hear the Scooby-Doo music now. Zoinks. It's seen me. Uh-oh, I knocked down a tree. Timber. Deforestation is all my fault. Oh, another one comes down. I'm just going to chop down the whole forest. I love it. Take that nature. Oh no. Oh, that was way too close. Oh, I thought I was gone. Oh, I think I found the other person, unless it's another axe, one that can scream. Oh no, there's enemies here. All right, you know what? I'm supposed to be a hero. I'm going to fight now. Oh no, it's Kevin, killer of trees. Wait, what is this? Is it a race? Am I supposed to get to the end in time? Oh, this is cool. I'm running track. It's like the original Olympics. Did I do it? Navigation challenge failed. No, I did not. All right, let me try that again. This is cool though. This is what it feels like to be good at sport. I wonder, can I just go up the side? I like how my objective is still save the stranger who cried for help and I'm here just running, running from my problems as always. I'm just going to run down the side and avoid all this nonsense. Did I do it? Yes. What do I get? Oh no, don't come out of the portal. That gives them permission to kill you. All right, I got two coins which can upgrade my abilities. I don't know if this is a bit cheeky, but I'm just trying to climb the cliff. Hello. Look at those marches so confidently because they dodged all that chaos. Gorgon? What is a Gorgon? Oh, I'm sorry, I asked. I just love my person's fake mustache. It doesn't even match the hair. I think they actually have more hair in the mustache than to do on their head. Oh yeah, sneaky. Hold on. That worked nicely and I'll cut the tree and make it land on it. It's my special lumberjack ability. Parried. I'm getting good at fighting. Look at that. My first Gorgon defeated. Wait, no, stop running. Why are you running? Come back. I'm trying to help you believe it or not. I know it doesn't look like it, but why would you run to them instead of me? Don't answer that. All right, at least I distracted them. Even their enemies are just like, what's that about? Okay, where did he run off to? Honestly, if I took off the fake mustache, they'd probably stop running from me. I'm coming. Oh my God, they went into the vault. They really don't want me to save them. At this point, you just got to give up on someone. If they don't want to be saved, what can you do? A new weapon. Now all I need is a mustache comb and I have everything I could ever want. Little tip for Christmas gifts. If you're looking to say just dropping a few hits, you know, we're getting to that time of year. Another bolt. God, I'm really kitted out now and I gotta say I lucked out that outfit just happens to suit the stash. New quest blurry vision. That's really good timing because I was just like, what is that? I just did it to squinting. I saw something in the water. Ooh, treasure. Golden amber. I thought it said golden armor. It's not as exciting. What the hell was that? What the? Oh no. I didn't see up there. Dude, just fly away. I don't want to kill you. I don't want to deal with you. Run away. Run, run, run. I'm a champion runner as I proved earlier. Oh no, what is this? I was going to try and sneak around, but no, the person I'm trying to save is surrounded. So I got to do something about this. Let's go for a little. There we go. Headshot. Come on, face someone your own size, by which I mean, not me. Can you please leave me alone? I just want to save this stranger without putting in any effort. Is that possible? Is it just, is it too much to ask for? Oh, a little bit of friendly fire there. Perfect. Okay. Now don't run from me this time, please. Are you serious? I'm going to kill you. Unique name. I like how his name is Helpless Stranger. That's what they would name me if I were an NPC. My bracers. That rotten little thief. I saved you. He just robbed me after I saved him. Why do I bother helping people? The one time I try and help and I get mugged. Wait, who are you? Are you the mugger? Are you a master of disguise? I'd say kill him just to be safe. What is your question? Oh wise oracle, how do I reverse the curse and turn everyone back from stone? Oh no, why did you waste your one question? You could have asked something like a super insightful like, why does fridge have a D in it? But refrigerator doesn't. No, I'll never know. I thought you were a nobody and I didn't like your face. Give me one good reason. Okay, apparently I got to go try and sort my wings. I got to collect the jar and meet him on the mountain. I think I'm being scammed. Were they safe in Argos? Had they two been transformed? Four. A huge monster appeared. Oh Zeus, no please don't interrupt. I don't like your addition to the story. Can you change the story again? Okay. So you want to dance, huh? Yes. Oh it's birthnaked. Poke him in the eye. Look at the little fella. Oh he's adorable. He can be a little pet. No, no, put him back down. Put him cute again. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't throw things. Remember when you were small, I didn't pick on you. Why would you pick on me when I'm small? Macross the adorable, his name is. Big blocks hurts the adorable guy. Yes. I still wish I could have kept them as a pet though. Mom, dad, can we keep them? Can we? Can we? Can we? It's some mythical cyclops. Another puzzle solved. Another pet murder. Okay, those are my wings. That's what I need. Okay, I got to get the constellation right. I got that one and I got to get, I got to get more orbs. Okay, this one should be easy. Just fire an arrow through here. Catch it on fire. Miss. All right. Okay, fire the no. Hold on. We got this. Okay, fire, light it on fire and then hit here. Okay, it should have been easy. Okay, another one in here. This one looks a little more difficult. No immediate sign of a solution. But I'm sure we'll figure it out. Their slates look fine. I was just checking out the roof, making sure everything was okay. I'm looking for a job on the side. You see, that's why you don't mess with portals. It's going back to what I said earlier. You just don't play with portals. Okay, I got my wings. Now can I fly off this damn island? It's a rough island. Okay, I keep getting attacked. I've been mugged. Someone said they were afraid of my face, which hurt more than anything else to be honest. Okay, here's the mugger himself. Are you going to tell me how to get off this island now? Do I just fly across? The grass really does look greener on the other side. This place is a wasteland. Wait, are you talking to me or him? Because if you're looking for him, take him. And if you're looking for me, that's me. He is me. Take him. Wait, what? This? This is what I'm going to use against him? Air conditioning? Oh, here we go. Okay, maybe I overreacted. That was actually pretty good. That works nicely. You should make it to the mainland without crashing. Probably. Yeah, that confidence is inspiring. Thank you. Like look how beautiful that area looks. Like this place was a wasteland when I got here and then I cut down all the trees and I don't know. There's nothing at all here. All right, here we go. Look at it. It's so green. It reminds me of the old Emerald Isle. I feel at home here. What a cool horse. Just snuck up on this horse to get a mount. Let's go horsey. Oh, I think I just killed my mount. Wait, why is the tree talking? Oh no, the tree is a god. Those other trees that fell down in another land, that wasn't me. That was global warming. Okay, I didn't expect to find her as a tree. But you know what? I'm happy she's a tree. I think more gods need to be trees. So I think we'll leave it there. I have done enough good for one day. All right, folks, that's the end of our little look. I hope you enjoyed. If you did, as I said, there's a link in the description. Thank you again to Ubisoft for the sponsor. We're super appreciated. And yeah, I hope you enjoyed. If you want to check out more of my content, I post every day. And yeah, that's about it. Appreciate you. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.