 I work at this fast food spot right and dog. I tell you these customers, bro These customers be tripping bro. First of all first of all, uh, can I have a? Why are you with my job? Huh? Why are you here? Why are you here making me do the job? I applied to do that's one, okay? Second of all second of all Second of all I see some of these people roll through the drive-thru these niggas roll through the drive-thru spend like $40 $40 in cash on some fast food On some fat like bro Yaman didn't teach you to cook or something, huh, right? I just want a burger throughout the day Throughout the day we deal with over a couple hundred customers and it chips away at our moral integrity You know it chips wet our moral integrity slowly by slowly each repetitive process It drives us into the corner of our brains until even even the even the smallest request seems like a hassle Can I can I split on two orders, please? That makes me want to split you into two orders, okay? That makes me want to split you into two orders. You know, we actually don't mind We actually don't mind handing people extra sauce packets I don't know where that myth comes from or where it came from you ask for some extra sauce We don't really care that much. We don't right, but there's always just that one guy That one guy. Hey, can I get a Can I get 50 sauce packets? Oh even that doesn't seem so bad. He didn't let me finish. He didn't let me finish Can I get 50 sauce packets of each sauce? But sir, all you got was two items. You think I care you think I care count them out into my hand. Okay one by one nigga What really gets me though What really gets me are the customers that go ballistic when they find out Even just one item is missing from the bag and don't get me wrong. They'll get me wrong The majority of the time majority of the time customers are pretty damn cordial about the whole thing Hey, you forgot one of my items, you know, we grab the item for them. That's it That's it other times though other times People make it seem like the world's gonna end. They make it seem like the rapture is about to get initiated Just because we forgot to put their fries in the bag or we didn't fill up a certain container of food for them All the way some people even do this thing. They even do this thing where they'll spend an extra 15 seconds 15 seconds in the drive-through line sifting through their bag Just to see if we got an item wrong and I get it bro I get it. Sometimes people forget stuff. Sometimes we forget stuff. I completely get it, right? But why are you taking so long? Why are you taking so hey? Listen if I was a customer if I was a customer I I could check that bag in under two and a half milliseconds. Okay I check that bag so fast my hands would be a fucking blur But my hands would look like my hands would look like Nash's legs in that one incredible scene. Okay You know when I go to fast food spots when I go to fast food spots I don't even check the back. I don't and every one out of maybe 50 times I go They might end up handing me something completely different Sometimes I'll be driving home from the spot open up the bag to take a bite of my food And I see I got someone else's order and I'm just like oh well Oh well, you just take what's given to you. You're a little bitch. Okay. Um, all right I I guess I'm a little bitch then, you know, I honestly don't care I honestly don't care if I order a number three and end up getting a number four Or if I if I order a number seven and end up getting a number two It's all made by the same blend same cholesterol raising arteries blocking ingredients It's all gonna take a couple years off my life and that that's all I'm really looking for. Yeah