 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be doing some Minecraft. If you've seen some of my other videos where I use a Chaos mod, it is essentially the same thing, but in Minecraft and a hundred times worse. I know what you're thinking, that doesn't seem possible, but it is! It starts off extremely rough the first two minutes, but after that I kinda start getting into the swing of it, so stick with it. The ultimate goal was for me to find Diamond while all this Chaos was going on. I hope you enjoy. What have you been doing when I've been minimized? What? Look at that chat log! What were you doing? How am I even gonna walk? I just started this new world. I wanna see how far I can get. Am I just trying with- Well that's it. Dude, run! What are you doing? Run! Oh no, we're in so much trouble and it's just began. Oh, why would you spawn a fucking fish? A sword! Thank you! Yes! Wait, what is going on? Oh my god, no! Oh my god, the crowd just disabled your jump. Fantastic, now we're both stuck here. I'll feck off, dude. I can't jump! Your speed is now normal. Oh my god. I wonder if we go underground because then surely, surely the dragons would suffocate, right? Or else they'd spawn above me. I'm gonna do the cardinal sin of Minecraft. I'm digging straight down. Alright, progress. Oh my god, I might have to turn off drunk thing. It is so difficult. The sounds are so disturbing. You mean any of them sounds or the sounds of me suffering? Of course you mean in game. No one cares about my suffering. Does it keep getting louder? It really seems like it. I don't know. Turn up FOV. Sure, anything for you guys. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Oh my god, look at the landscape. This world was once beautiful. I don't look at me like that. It's judging me for drinking. How can you blame me when existence is pain? Oh god. Okay, okay. For feck's sake, lads. I thought I had just gone into a peaceful area. Oh, someone's healing me. Thank you, Phoenix. Smooth clinical, thank you. Oh, for every like 10 of you that are trying to destroy me, one of you tries to help me, and I think that's being generous. Feck and infamous, point 69. You know, even if your name didn't come up, I'd know it was you for some reason. All right, real progress now. Okay, when the jump comes back, real progress. I am going to try and get some sheep, some wool, make a bed far away from here, so I spawned at somewhere else. Because at least then I'll have a fresh start and I can abandon this feckin' disaster of a zone. That's funny. At least I have another one. Wait, my axe is gone and then I look down the corner. Infamous funny 69 has destroyed your diamond axe. I don't know why you have it out for me, dude. I don't know why you hate me so much. But I can't... Oh my god. Infamous funny just feckin' hates me and just wants me to suffer it. Oh my god, who spawned these? Why am I using this? Infamous funny didn't take this axe. You know what? I'll feckin' settle for this. Thank you, thank you. Okay, because I know someone's trying to kill me like literally as we speak. One second, one second, one second, one second. This is feckin' speedrunning. Run out of the area, run out of the area, run out of the area. Bed, bed, bed, bed. Please, someone make it night. I didn't realise it would have to be night time. Oh my god, someone sent me to my spawn point but it's made it to bed. Thank god. Oh my god, two of you. Not that this is any better by the way. You know what? I'll dig down. I'm gonna have a bunker house. It seems fitting. If the world was like this... Aw, the crowd just gave me a heart. Aren't you nice? This is fine. This is a good little house. Oh my god, dude, really? What? What even is that? Aw, one of those feckin' illager things. Alright, well that's my first house ruined. Thank you for the axe. I'm sorry you were born into this world. Trust me, I'm doing you a favour by just ending your life now. Do you know the way like there's kind of a meme of flashbacks and then you play the music and you put some footage kind of opacity? Yeah, I'm gonna have flashbacks like that but about this, here's my house. It's actually a lovely little house to be fair. Like, I know it doesn't seem like much but given what's going on outside this is a feckin' like paradise. You just gave me an extension. Alright, I don't even care. That was actually just useful. You're killing all the horsies! You're killing all the kevins! Aw, it was a good attempt. Again, you're just giving me extensions. I love the creepers. Keep spawning them, guys. They're great. Oh my god, this fecker. How do you even deal with this? No, I forgot. I don't know how I forgot. I must have repressed it in real time. Oh, for feck's sake. All I see is that creeper is spawned above me while I'm paused and then look in the chat and it says infamous funny 69 just behind a creeper. This is fine. What I'll do is when I'm on pause attempt to run away from my bed because there are monsters under it and then I'm gonna go back make a boat. Thank you for setting the difficulty down, I appreciate that. Gonna grab my bed, hop in my boat and cross the sea to a new continent where there are no dragons. Alright, that's the plan. Let's go. Oh, why did they spawn that way? I went to run away and then they went the same direction I went in. Perfect. Respawn. He just saw the world and he was like, you know what? No, I'm going back to sleep. He took my bed. Oh. Get out, get up dude. The world is literally falling apart and you're just feckin' napping. Goodbye chaos. I'm leaving it all behind me. I even got to sleep in. Jesus come on, come on sleep. Yes! Look at that! Victory in my book. I even got to sleep. No, no, no, I just looked in the chat and saw it was a witch. I don't even know how to feckin' kill a witch. I can spawn here all day. I'm a gamer. I have many lives. You are not a gamer. Do not mess with gamers. What was that? What was the noise? Viewer of the crowd just killed you. Not spawning anything just killed me. They're just like, you know what? No, I'd rather he was dead. Thanks guys. Alright, but you know what? Oh for feck's sake. Do I have to emigrate again? You murdered a horse. Did you not have enough murdering from the Skyrim one? Are you for real like? No, you are for real. He's spawning more. Okay. Oh my god, the door actually protected me from the ravenger. He's smoking. Smoking? Suffocating. This is the worst one. Guys do something. Oh you feckers. Oh my god. I thought it was safe. Okay, smaller house, smaller house. Damn he's winning. I don't know what you classify as winning, but it doesn't really feel like I'm winning. I feel like I'm figuring it out a little bit, like how to try and survive for longer than 30 seconds, but it is definitely proving difficult. Oh my god, what even was that? You couldn't spawn anything in there, so you just exploded me. Wait, why is he just bombing it? I get that you had to kill me, but did you have to bomb the earth so I could never live there again? Okay, new strategy. Two by two house. This is my house. Are many like it? This one is mine. Oh my god. Rough neighborhood. No, there are definitely not many like it. This is one of a kind housing. Oh, here we go. Now people are feeling sorry for me. Yes, pity. Pity always wins out in the end. Yeah. That's what I like to hear. Not the horse dying. I don't... I love horses, you know. It's just, it's good to know the base works in the way I wanted it to. We're going to make a mine shaft in my house and then I'm not going to spend much time in the house so things can't spawn in there and kill me. Oh, a cave spider. Jesus. Fitting, I find you down here in a cave. You're actually going to kill me. You killed me. Okay. Who did that? The drunken Irish. I thought you were nice to me. So much helpful stuff and then you're like I have his trust now. Not to worry. I'm pretty sure I can get down there pretty easily. And not to worry. I'm pretty sure we can get down there pretty easily. Alright. Not to worry. Where did you come from? We'll just go back there and I should be able to kill it and get my stuff back pretty easily. It's like Groundhog Day except each day is like a minute. Oh my god. Someone took a residence in my house squatter. Alright. Well, not to worry. At least I'm safe in here. This feels good. We'll go. Hello. How are you doing my friend? What? My house was impenetrable. How did you do that? What the shit? Who spawned that? Who was that? The crowd. It was all of you. How did, oh look him. He's fucking destroying everything I worked for. Oh, thanks for speeding me up so I can go witness it firsthand. My home being destroyed. Honestly, I'm just impressed. I didn't know you could do that. I'm going to try once more to get my stuff back. But we might have to change. Yes! Drunken Irish. You're back on the good person side. This was where my house used to be, our entrance. That is so sad. You can still see the little path. Oh, it's like digging up some like Roman town or something. It's just got the very basics, like the foundations of what it once was. Ooh. And there's coal there. Today is my lucky day. Oh, thank you Drunken Iron. Yeah, I feel like you're really trying to make up for earlier. You don't need to worry about that. Oh, no, no, no! Run, run, run! Run, make me fast, make me fast! I can't run! Who disabled my run? That's it! I'm going to do nothing because I can't do anything about that. Oh, but I'm slightly annoyed. Yes, coal. Okay, now I can make torches so you can see. I love how I'm going out of my way so that you guys can see and you know you can enjoy Minecraft and then you're like, kill Kevin again! Okay, sticks and stones can break my bones but only chat can hurt me. Could I have sheep please? Could you give me three sheep please? It's like just asking something from God. Like, dear chat who art in my Twitch room please, I need three sheep stat. Oh, yes! They even come pre-killed! This is fantastic news. You know what? Two beds. I'm making this foolproof because I am a fool. That seems like a dead end but you know what? I've got a spawn point in here now. This is going better than expected. The start went much, much, much, much much worse than expected. This is kind of what I expected to happen at the start, like this level of chaos. But what we got was so much worse the cow. Confused as I am. I want to find diamond. I feel like if I find diamond, I've won. I think that would be a major success story. But for the fact sake can I have another pick? Because I'm stuck here otherwise. If someone could give me a pick that would just be swell. Jesus Christ almighty! Tunneled myself in. Away from that wither. I don't know. Does it always do that noise? Or is it just now? Because it feels like it's mocking me. And now I've locked myself in here so I can only go back up that way. And all that's up there waiting for me is dragons. Could I have another pickaxe please? You're like my parents. It's just like, could I please have another pickaxe? No, you broke the last one. Oh my god, where am I going? I never saw it. I never saw it. Hi. Go about your business, little fishy. I was just about to say this is eerily quiet but then the explosion started again. Oh, lava. Diamond? Diamond? Please? Diamond? Oh come on, I want to be a winner. I don't know how it feels. Oh no! Come on, die, die, die, die! They killed me so much earlier. Oh thank goodness. Am I going to live? I turned around and they just looked at me. They just dead on. They knew. They knew I was afraid. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Alright. Okay, fair enough. You got me. You got me. You got me. Who was that? Jenny Ambrose. I expected better for you, Jenny. I thought you were one of the nice ones. Just want to tell the mods you're doing a great job. They are, aren't they? I appreciate you, mods. As I'm sure a lot of the community does. Right, mods? I don't see it yet because this is all delayed so I'm just going to assume you all reacted. Yeah! Oh, fucks sake. I just applauded my own death. Perfect sake. Thank you for the diamond horse armor. It's like mocking me. It's like, here's something nice but you can't use it. And here's something fucking horrible. Oh my God, what am I supposed to do here? Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, well, that way is completely ruined. There's no way I'm going to be able to go that way. Can I have a pickaxe please? Thank you. That was way too well timed. I feel like a really lame version of Thor. Just summoning my pickaxe. I'm going to name it Wobbles. Not as cool of a name either. All I got to do is find diamond. That's all you got to do, Kevin. And it could literally happen at any moment. You can do this. It's just been constant explosions. Half of explosions. Perfect sake. One second, let's... I don't know. I don't know what to do. I was going to say, let's get some... There's a fucking wither up there. There's a wither. Oh no. If they destroy my spawn, I'm fucked. Is there anything you could do to give me super mining powers? I don't remember seeing anything like that unfortunately. But that would be so cool. Kevin has won his challenge for a change. Kevin is a winner. It's mine. I have it in the inventory. That counts. That is it. We have done it. We have done it. I have done it. You have done it. We all have done it. I don't even mind. I'll give you guys the credit too. I couldn't have done it if you weren't giving me pickaxes. So there you go. It was a collaboration. It just felt like some of the people in the collaboration weren't doing any work. And in fact, we're deliberately feeding their homework to the dog. You left one? I didn't, did I? Oh, I forgot there was a dragon in this tunnel. Thank you. It's like something out of Scooby-Doo. As soon as I see the dragon, I just stare at it running. Jesus Christ. Oh no. Oh no. There's withers literally everywhere. Up the stairs, they're down the stairs. They're in the middle of the stairs. Oh my god. They've been just casually destroying the entire world. I can't seem to die though. Hold on. Okay. Well look, the treasure will remain in the cave. I am so happy. I know it looks like a fail but it feels like a win. I think I feel like we need to stop listening to this. Is anyone else in the same boat here? This is the original spawn. They're still going for it. It looks like someone just griefed it with like spawning in TNT. It honestly does. It looks horrible. Absolutely horrible.