 All right, or should I just am I live am I suddenly live I Have no idea. I seem to be live Open up YouTube and find out. Yeah, it says lifestream. Yep. You are your life. Oh God Let's meet that I Forgot out a way to make YouTube work Like you do streaming work without like it reading really clunky And that was just logging out of stream labs and then running it directly through my stream key Instead of like logging it logging my channel into stream labs and then setting everything up there So it was really weird, but I figured it out. So I'm happy The majority of the time where someone's having Trouble like with a technical issue. It's always that they're opening a second like yep Thing to go with audio and video and all that weird stuff. Yeah. Yeah All right now I need to get the key for Stream and ping it on my channel Nice I'm just looking at Jacob's character staring over the fucking stack of papers in this shot. It is killing me Oh, that's really interesting our like character layouts are different on our screens Because I'm definitely on the other side Is that a Jacob Quick I need to click up what a wonderful way to join a conversation Not boo boo Bob I don't know I've just been saying that all week and I don't know why it was just been like Stupid I Started the stream by the way, so you are aware you are live That's not how you introduce yourself We got the boo boo band Like comment and pee-pee poo-poo I'm gonna send you one pee-pee poopoo Yeah, can we get four pee-pees and four poo-poo's and no can we get can we get some people trying to outdo the other so it was half Of us do pee-pee and half of us do poo-poo. Yeah, can we see which one wins? Can we get pee-pee versus poo-poo right now? Oh god a dabby has to keep track of how much it is put on there Survey in your stream, please. I could do that. I could do that. Can you do a Google form rope fast? Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do a poll I don't know how to do that at all actually. I've never tried YouTube has them, but they're okay. They're okay They're just all right They're adequately let you do like four options. Yeah, yeah, and you have to you have to go on to your stream You have to like like go like not on not on stream lives not on YouTube studio. You have to go into the stream interesting All right, let's see Debbie roll it. I rolled a 35 on my deception. Oh, holy crap I really wanted them to know how little I cared for them You have the actor feet The what the actor feet For you He said the actor feet I Mean I've got some pretty good acting feet the actor feet You should see me on the Broadway version of out the Wizard of Oz. I can play the lollipop guilt like no other You do have you do have the actor feet? I also have the acting gene Whoa, nice. Mm-hmm. That's so cool. You're so cool. I feel cool. Are they faded or are the acid wash? I Realizing the level of jokes that are gonna be like I'm for the next five hours and meanwhile he came in here going Dancing feet and G's God damn it Two or three levels to this humor and I got I got one most modern sarcasm read Homestuck someday Jacob Oh, no And I just have one thing to say to you Does that dog win many arguments and you know what yeah By virtue of biting Why can't I not join the game? Oh, are you not in the game? Oh, dang. No Also, Davy's on my friend list What the fuck you talking about? No drama. Did I miss happening? Oh damn unfriended. Mmm. No, okay The overlays is being stupid. Never mind. I got it. I figured it out. All right What did you guys finish selling everything? I want to point out that yeah I just want to point out in the chat that Tony Schellers is currently my favorite chatter right now I don't know what's going on. They just got a lot of excitement right now with the chat I can't call out anything that they're saying but they just seem to be really excited about everything that's going on lucky Davy actor feet They're here for a good time and by golly they are getting it Have you guys seen that clip? That's that guy that did the Wheel of Fortune? What Have you seen that way? It's the guy I forget his name. It's the guy who does Wheel of Fortune and The answer to the puzzle is like Scooby-Doo and he walks up and he goes Wow, they're all like clapping and he goes, you know, I just have one thing to say to you and he looks at him And he makes this sound he goes And that's it yeah It's horrible and it's really funny That's it. That's it. He just goes Like he was trying to make the Scooby-Doo sound but he failed What's going on over here, what are these wolves eating? Oh, you did make it in I'm here. Yeah, I'm here. Okay. I'm gonna talk to Dak The wolf. Okay. Do we not talk to I think we I think you already talked to it. Wasn't she the one you lied to? No, I'm talking to the wolf. Oh I see What if I miss what I the wolf just said if she keeps making me armor. I'm going on a hunger strike We just we just finished our conversation with the this Obviously well cuz she's not dead. Yeah, we lied and she said okay. Yeah, well Wait, wait, there's still a quest here. Is there something more? Oh, I need to talk. Yeah to them about creche Mm-hmm creche you mean the creche no creche. Oh, yeah, there's a guy named creche Amodius No, no, no, his name is as Moeus How could you butcher as Medeus's name that badly? Why shouldn't they covered in blood As long as it's your as long as it's not your blood you don't need to worry about it Yeah Emma is out here giving me two dollars to try to become my favorite chatter you're like and You didn't I paid good money to be the favorite chatter. Yeah I'm just saying You slipped in here and you're you're you just don't you tap me on the shoulder and I look down And you're holding a $2 bill Oh, I gotta tell you guys about the $2 bill Bill just became a subscriber or whatever the fucking Version of subscribers are oh my god Jacob just gave me five dollars I Just slipped in he's all like here's a $5 bill. I'm like, yes, I can And I say and I say I can almost buy a bagel from Tim Hortons. Oh, yeah, no wait, I need a better super chat hang on You know, I'm gonna try to persuade her I tried to see you the first time Can you can you guide me or whatever? Yeah, fine, I guess. Oh wait, I can't hang on. All right. Why can't I why can't I draw? That was a $5 door axle that's the most expensive drawer We fall in in front of me in front of draw regslands only Bill just gave ten dollars which is really impressive because he's already given me a hundred dollars to be in two of my eight weekly D&D games I've been out. I've been out Out shined everybody Man Hamilton's showing up a lot in my streams today. We gotta make them all Send super chats. Oh What's Eric also became a member? Hey, let's go clever just came into my chat calling me auntie and And that is incorrect Look at look at ardent Gnu real fucking Look at that I Had to Me when I get here yank Yeah Come on, yeah, dude, I remember when when when Logan and I first got into D&D and he was learning all of the lore He was so mad to find out it's pronounced gith yankie because he thought it was gith yonkai and I never forget that yonkai was like that's so dumb that it's gith yankie and I'm like pushing it out, but like Nice, it's kind of funny that it that he young guy with yonkai Yonkai yonkai implies that there's an A at the end. We're the fuck to the Ago Jacob I think I didn't do anything Logan just couldn't handle it being gith yankie That's fair. I can't handle it being gith yankie You can't handle it being as modious or soft. I can't it's so dumb. It's such a dump. Oh I'm walking first Where's the inquisitor is that sure I were on the guy over here in the middle of the room assuming the position He's in his fucking stance Fucking know me. Oh, oh, he's bald. He does not look good bald. Oh, no He looks better than he probably would with hair bald wait eldritch eldritch is in this chat. What's up eldritch? What's up also clever? I'm not eldritch No, they're saying that they were talking to eldritch. Yeah, but they were talking to I'm not eldritch. They did they were they're confused They're a little yeah, they are. Yeah, there's a little topsy-turvy. It's okay. Yeah We pay them the weapon I kind of wanna honestly shut up voice voice in our head Mmm, we're on a mission. Okay, I Could just produce the artifact and give it to them I mean why not? Uh, I'm sure it'll be fine Yeah, I'm sure once they do it once they get it. They're not gonna kill us all you know what that's a good idea You're right. I'm gonna produce the artifact. Oh my god. Hey go The game's ends We got to roll new character. Oh shit. Is that the absolute? No, that's a lack of no. Oh, that's black Have you trained with her? I'm about to go. I'm about to be a little shit Lord I'm about to be a little shit Lord to black it do it. Wait slightly Yeah, she's like a bitch. Oh, she's huge Hello there. She's like a little mommy. Hi, mommy. Hello, mother. I'm gonna say thief You know what? I am I am more than friend. Yeah, I Am more than friend. I am your most loyal servant you literally I Live my life as a get the Yankee now. I Will never Everybody give it up for Davies trans character who was a boy and is now a girl Also completely different being as well, which is pretty impressive to be honest. This is what it truly means to be gender fluid Exactly you're being fluid Species silence wargaz He was like That hurt my tummy Will we pray? Okay, no, no, she's telling us Lord Compromised a course not there's a mind slug I Do I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you I'm not projection You still never gave me that guidance, huh? I Can't I forgot. Yeah. Yeah, I can't I'm gonna come my game is currently showing nothing like I can't even Clever said I'm angrily sticking my tongue out at you Davie. Well, I am happily putting a nail and hammer to the tongue Nice. Oh my god, you just detect thoughts like it. Yeah, I did paranoia. Oh God Forever forever Okay, damn the God Queen of my people cannot kill someone herself I just think a real God could kill whoever she wants Oh Shit You understand if you cast wish there's a one in three chance you can never do it again I Was the pettiest shit ever so funny. Oh my god Fucked up so many times in this place, we're not even out of act one I'm not even upset. No, you don't understand we won that encounter Like no, no, no, no, we won that encounter we forced a God to get so pissy with us that she casted wish to kill us Like oh Imagine pissing off Imagine pissing off your Roomba hard enough that it actually pulls a knife out at you. That's basically what just happened You're right. I do worship my Roomba imagine being a fucking like Imagine being a little roly-poly on the ground and someone is trying to squish you and they and you're rolling around And they can't do it and then as your hand is up in the air and you're like don't test me They unfurl and they call you a bitch It was literally it was the equivalent of like an ant pissing you off so much you take out a gun and shoot Yeah, it doesn't matter what you do anymore. It doesn't matter what they the ant the ant is dead No matter what but the ant kind of won because the God got really upset I made a hole in your floor. Yep, everybody saw that you whipped out a gun on Fucking the the what's her face the should our Kai Queen? What's her name? Help me out Jacob. No, you're the Lord one the Raven Queen Yeah, the Raven Queen is gonna go to Blackith one day and be like hey shit I need you to cast wish for me so that like this shit can happen It's really important for the fate of the multiverse and she's gonna be like I'm sorry. I can't I needed to use it to kill I get me surrounded by my followers I Saved this time. Yeah, I didn't realize I had no idea. Yeah Now save good move good move save new save, okay sleet storm just kidding God save It's almost like Davy wins by his own rules. Yeah, but black it chose to play Yeah, exactly exactly black it could have just left Black it could have just said it. Hey my mighty army kill her Yeah Eldridge black gets lost in the marketplace of Like shit She's gonna teleport away go to her room get flower dire like dear diary my followers are the worst double outline Yeah, the worst double outline. That's perfect Okay, maybe don't give it over this time I don't know you know, I'm producing the artifact. I'm gonna do everything all the way up until Oh Yeah, all the way until we got wished yeah until we get wished I'll change that one thing shot Lightly Detect the must accept you must accept. Yeah, but I'll my fury on ninth level spout Uh Shit I can like kill you if I really want to I'm gonna roll in the in the previous, but they patched it But in one of them they patched it but in the last patch You were able to trade with black it and she has a piece of cheese on her Want to trade skip skip skip skip skip skip skip. All right I'm still gonna say that to her Hmm, I spoke to hastily prelease three of me Brilliant that was amazing Plane caster Plains Walker my magic the gathering reference Clever just said I have one mission and it's to gut your organs like a pumpkin my responses I would then use them to strangle you whoa Damn, we're having an edgy off and I will win Damn mm-hmm Okay, go in the plane caster. Okay. All right. We did it. Good job team Don't you said don't do it. Yeah, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Yeah, it sounds good. I guess I'm gonna confront this guy My thing looks spiky. Yeah, you do it. It looks a little bit like the Hellraiser like box. Yeah Yeah When I first played the game, I honestly thought it was an infernal puzzle box until they confirmed its gith runes and I was like, aww It's actually pronounced gith for now Oh Hey, I like how my eyes are like have heterochromia even when I'm like transformed because my eyes are different as a normal person All right, we're in the thing. Let's go. We're in the astral plane. Oh, what? Here I just didn't expect it to take us to the astral plane. I didn't know where it was gonna take us but not here Yeah, we look at these things doing grandma Yankee. Oh, there's a dead gith Yankee over here. Yeah Let's go a blurb topaz gold guys a chasm creeper. I'm gonna take this Dead What the fuck is this all the way to the astral plane to get salts of chasm creeper? Yeah, and some weave moss Where's my where's my speak with dead? Chasm be creeping. There's also like a tablet over if I jump down there on your dead And I'm my body will be lost floating in the astral plane forever. No, I'm gonna talk to this dead Get the Yankee really quickly Eventually I'll fall into fucking wild space Wild space I was trying to see if I can step on the very corner. It's a big old skeletal hand. Yeah, yeah Classic fucking astral plane big old dead at dead God over here. Mm-hmm Rome of the dead God Everybody everybody get on the husk on the husk. Yeah embrace the husk most I think the way we're supposed to go though Yeah, oh wait is that holy shit is that not the way back No, it's not. It's very confusing. Oh, okay Oh, yeah, we got like to the thing. Okay, basically fly here Did you step through I Have no yet. Oh, no, I was asking Davy. Yeah, I'm stepping through. Oh, never mind. Never mind. It's you're in conversation Yes, no, couldn't you simply choose to be the in the appropriate gravity well if you fell off This is really funny because your dream guardian is you and you're currently not You're talking to yourself Did you make yourself your own dream guardian? How many times do we go through this? Yes? I I don't know I wasn't paying attention Listen to yourself to me. Why do you stop the thing from moving my tadpole? Detect thoughts whoa, let's see what you really think about this go dice roll nice This is crazy. It's you. That's whack. Yep Though a spell well Hey now I suppose I can't blame you you're an all-star Very well see for yourself A palace of memories opens up to you separated into segments Within one segment you see it the truth exactly as the figure said He saved your life Whoa Oh, shit, would you be able to make a decision before I stab you? Oh, I got you this cute little sword. Yeah He told you I protect you that I saved you I'm just like you Davy, how did you know that line was going to be in the game? Uh, I made this game. I was one of the developers. Oh, that's the exact same thing. I uh Tell my friend six-year-old son every time he tries to point out sonic 2 to me my father my father works at nintendo Yeah Oh my god, I want to kill him but I can't I can't kill myself That's true. At least not on youtube Where else would you do it though? In the hag hut twitter I do want to bring down her empire But with none of the sanctity Flucketh is lying to her. You've really adopted this gith persona to know how we destroyed the mind flare empire When I put on the mask I am no longer myself Oh, no reveries method acting again No Do you know where this is from our character's perspective? Oh Who do you trust What's the power But you're not ready for the answer. Oh, I should have killed him The next attack is over to you and I can't risk you being caught in the middle of it. I'm not gonna tell you Searching for the absolute classic video game RPG mystery character Even though I I really like the dream guardian character. They're very cool But it is it isn't prevalent in a lot of RPGs I am romantically attracted to him. Um, it would be really cool if I knew what the thing you're trying to do is no Okay, so Yep, continue. All right I I am romantically attracted to him because players never let you get away with that shit in dnd And and because I am romantically attracted to him. I want to break off his horn and stab him in the heart with it Oh my god The ultimate Relationships sounds. Oh my god, look at this. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait wait. Wait. Look at this dead gift Look at this dead gift this one. Okay, which one what about him? Look at it. Look at it. Wait. It looks really familiar. Which one which one just click it Just click the inventory. Open the inventory. It'll show this one. Oh, yeah Open the inventory opening the inventory click it as if you're gonna loot it and you'll see the profile picture Oh my god, wait a minute Grandma Yankee It's not actually her! She's been killed! We've been duped! You're a madness killer! Oh, she's just got five all around! Leave this place! Ask no questions! Ask no questions! I like that you don't deny it. She refuses to elaborate. She's like, no, that was the meat before the makeover. That's why. Sorry, stabbing people in the heart is just how I show affection. It's my own personal original idea. Oh my god, really? That's insane. Yeah. All right, now what? Yeah, we didn't do it, so... There we go. Oh, fuck, well... Okay, Blackith, calm down a little bit. She's not gonna wish us to die anymore. Oh, hey, it's me! What was I saw in there? They de- Oh, you're the one they're talking to? Okay. Yeah, it definitely wasn't them. Oh, Elder Gith, we trust you. Damn. She told me you suck, though. Is that a lie or...? She told me you have small peepee. I don't know how she knows that. I mean, I guess she watches you when you go to the bathroom. She is a god. Maybe she wished for you to have one. She fucking zooms in with her massive head. I wish for you to have small peepee. Oh my god, these guys are a little bit beefy. Call Attack, Ardent Jezareth. I'm gonna hit him with a defensive slash. Like, you go first, so we can't really do anything. Ooh, nice. Damn. You fool. Defensive slash is so good. Yeah, defensive flourish is my thing. Oh, hey, what's up? We were talking about big peepee. Nice. Damn. Without me? Damn. And now I have momentum. I'm going to use that momentum to... Momentum! We pray. We pray. We pray. We pray. We move. Oh, I'm trying to figure out who to move. Oh, fuck, you killed? You killed in one turn? Yeah, yeah. I'm amazing now. I'm a fucking madman. I've got some abilities on me. I'm doing great. Use that big peepee. How do I get... I'm going to climb up here so that I potentially, like, aggro one dude, but not all of them. Smart. Because he's the guy with the bow anyway, so... Oh, he attacked Corfunky. Yeah, you better shoot me. I'm a missile snare that shit. I didn't catch anything. It's okay. It's your first time. Right in the boing-lings. Oh, no, not the boing-ling. Ooh, they're rallying. Don't, don't, don't do that. Don't rally. He didn't need to be rallying. You, you, you stop that. I'm fucked. Where do I do? Uh, call lightning. Ha ha! Nice. Drink a potion. And now I'm going to get the hell out of here. All right, what there? Warrior Brella-Reth. Brella-Reth. Brella-Reth. Oh, man, you got some bad breath. Brella-Reth. I'm not even raging yet. That's not fair. It's Brella-Reth and Ardent Cooth. Dad, no, don't miss the step over here. They're like, where are you going? You better knock that off. Why do I have to move forward to hit him with? Yeah, I, I really don't understand some of the magic systems. Um, wait, you take your turn first. I mean, I'm just going to start, I'm just going to start hitting this guy. Emma, you have the Daredevil gauntlets, meaning that you have a passive activated that is making your range really small, but you don't have disadvantage on range of decks in daylight. Oh. So if you disable it, then you're good, but you'll have disc. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Dabby, how long does your skin stretch? Mm-hmm. That's a good question. Uh, it actually stretches for quite a long time. Whoa, you guys, like, did that at the same time? That's cool. Nice. Damn. Oh, period. Oh, all right, missy step. Kick him. Hit him. You got Daredevil proximity. Hit him in the boing. No, she can't. She already used missy step. Yeah, my turn's over. Oh, okay. Oh, no, not a mind steal link. My mind. Mentok, the mind taker. All right, uh, I'll move right over here. I don't know if anybody else is a Harpy Birdman attorney at Lawfair. But that one's for you guys. I hate birds. I love books. A bird hater. I'm a bird hater. Yo, I always hate birds. Fuck birds. I'm going to go for a slashing flourish on these guys. Only a 14. Always coming at me going. Got him a wizard. Two hands. Let's go. Keep herried it. My class is Gith. I'm, I play like a Marshall all the time. I never play people with no eight points. Oh, yeah. Oof, that hurt me. I'm gonna charm you. Get the charm going. You ever hear of the raglan? We pray. We pray. We pray. Oh, yeah. Hypothetically, it could be a wallpaper. Oh, no. Oh, sorry. This is this is referring to my skin again. Oh, I mean, no, I assumed. Yeah, of course. Does anybody need? I think probably grandma Yankee more than I would. I would not say no to some help. There you go. Nice. There you go. Grammy Yankee. Thanks. All of her. All of her grandkids. I'm your age, but I mean, it's fair. Look how old I am. It doesn't matter how old you are. You. Yeah, of course. Of course. I don't have any children. Gorefunky never had anybody. Never fun. Yeah. He's kind of an in cell, I think. Oh, yeah. I don't want to think of Gorefunky as an in cell. I'm sorry. He's not an in cell. I think I'm going to take you out. I'll have to keep parrying. I just think that women don't belong at the D&D table. I am. Oh, goodbye, plain cat warrior braille. I'm. Let's see. Should I go for them or should I go for the guy running away? I just gave you some potions that you may want to take. Yeah, but I'm trying to figure out where to move next. Yeah, no. Tony Schellers. No, sorry. Steve Dory is put. Gorefunky is volle cell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Not far. Oh, is this touch? Fuck that. Can I have your eyebrows? Mine are small and invisible. No, you cannot have my eyebrows. You will have to fight me for them. Gorefunky misogynist. Oh, no, Jacob. Jacob, it's what my character would do is not a good excuse for patriarchy. My character wouldn't respect women, though. It's my flaw. It's my flaw. He's a drow. He hates women because of all the things that society has written in there. Come on. Just let me beat you more. Let me be a misogynist. Just let me just let me be a misogynist. Let me get out of my hate speech in this D&D game. I'm going to try to be cheeky. My character just believes that there's one master race, and that's the Yankee. Oh, well, you know, go slashing Flourish. There you go. Sweet. Wait. Oh, we both get to go now or something. I don't know. Thank you. You gave me a turn. How kind of you. I did not mean to do that. Oh, I also got hit. Let me heal myself. Did you just say master gave Dobby a turn? Yeah. Master is giving Dobby a turn. Dobby will use his bonus action. I foresee myself getting hit. So I'm just going to. You know, guys, I foresee myself getting hit. So I'm going to do a. How could you, Jacob? I don't agree with that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Psychic rending me. You little leader. It's like, I'll read that mind. No, grandma's being rendered. Not again. I rend you. Can I just lacerate you? No, I can't. Please. Can I lacerate you? Can you just let me lacerate? Oh, my God. He did a little hot when he died. And also his underwear is out. What the fuck? Hang on. I'm just healing his brain. Yeah. Oh, my guy's got his ass out. Look at Junthic. You're just. That's all I'm leaking out to your name. See, I thought. I was so already fell over. Funny. His ass is out. He ain't Junthic. He's big. Dick Randy. All right. I'm coming back. Here you go. This guy's going to attack me, but I'm ready for it this time. In Flacket's name. Oh, what? Hey, what? Well, war guys. Oh, he's feeling. Oh, my God. He hit us with a mind steel tempest. He's back. Interesting. You fool. Watch this. I don't know why the fuck he did that. Lightning again, because it's concentration. Oh, wait. It's not concentration. Oh, yeah, it is. Never mind. Take this. Where am I? That's everything I can do. It's so funny. Cast Eldritch Blast. I keep missing, like, half of the beams. It's annoying. There you go. I know. Good night. Have a wonderful rest of your night. Eldritch. Oh, my God. Hey, did you hear the one about Joe Ragslin? God damn it. It didn't work. Oh, he's like, I have me. No, I will war grass. I pray. Now he knows the secret. I was never a Yankee. Oh, shit. Yo, you have a Yankee anymore. He's like, hey, yo, he was lying to me. We pray. All right, Dave, finish him off. Finish him off. Get him. We pray. Yeah. Honestly, I feel amazing. All right. Okay. Let me let me disguise. Self. And then I'm going to speak with dead men. See what happens. First of all, disguise. Self. I'm going to disguise as this. Sure. Whatever. As I can do this forever now. Look at all this lightning I can cast. And then recast. Blasting this. Now blast it over here. I'm blasted over there. I'm blasting everything. Talk to me. I'm going to go yonk some stuff. Yeah, I'm yonking right now. Full ago. What will the Yankee do now? I found a guy, I guess. Who is the absolute use? Who uses a lot of concentration? Let's consolidate after Davy. Who is the grand design? Thank you. Oh my god, I hate riddles. Oh, all creation made into mind flares. The grand design. It's a good rush yet. Perfect. I can wear the Giffy Yankee half plate. What is the secret? Does it look good? Does it look good on me? Oh, nice. Yeah. If you remain silent that you don't, I get to ask another question. What? Grab my, I'm putting a necklace in your inventory that you might want to use. All right. Okay. Wait, he remained silent. Yeah, he didn't say anything. He's a piece of shit. Also, did you know that if you chop off someone's arm, it would only take a few seconds for them to die? The ambulance would never arrive in time. Oh. But in that time. Good information to know. Yeah. In that time, they could take your arm or take their arm and beat you to death with it in case you were thinking about cutting someone's arm off. Right, right, right. Interesting. Gorfunky, I gave you a pike or a halberd. Pike. Wow. The skin girster. I'm not proficient in this. Oh, okay. I don't know who was, but... None of us. You can sell it. You are. My access is already pretty good. I have a mad, I have a plus one heavy crossbow. I can't use it. I'm not a Githyankie. I can't use it because I don't want to. Yeah, that's fair. I mean, that was a different Githyankie this time. That was my own reasoning, but I just... Hey, who the fuck is this guy? Oh, hello. Hello there. Whoa. I've got a fuckboy haircut. Your character, this nude Githyankie's name is It's Lig with a little apostrophe, so Lig-ma. Interesting. Yeah, Lig-ma. I have some gloves here that whenever you do thunder, lightning, or radiant damage, you've clicked two turns of reverberation on the target. Oh, very good. What are those gloves? Scroll of Mage Armor. Scroll of Protection from Evil and Goad. A few words. Evil and Goad. Affected entity is minus one penalty to strength exterior being constitution saving that is per remaining turn. When the entity has five or more turns of reverberation, it takes one to four thunder damage if possibly falls through. Oh, that's actually... Okay, that's kind of good. I do a lot of radiant and thunder damage. Yeah, I'm taking a short rest. Thanks. I don't have a short rest. Short rest it up. I don't think we can in here? Oh, well, no. Short rest. I gave you the gloves of missile-snaring. Emma, if you want those. Uh, I think I'm going to keep the Daredevil ones. Yeah, no, no, no, please. Yeah, but they're yours now. Well, thank you. Oh. Anybody want the missile-snaring ones? No, no, I got the AC. Yeah, I got the AC gloves. This one says, Lethander bids the setting sun a fond farewell and this plaque says, Lethander blesses the rising bountiful sun. Ah, going on about Lethander. Sorry. Yeah. The statues do, they do move, though. See? Yeah, Dabby, you got to get over here. Oh, I do. Once you're done looting. Oh, I wasn't really looting a whole lot. It's also a farewell clever. Goodbye. Okay. I have an incredible potion that I'm going to save. So what am I doing here? So I guess we get the statues and then interact with the statues. Okay. The sun. The ting sun. What are you saving for? Well, I'll choose this one then. Goodbye. Fond farewell. Ah, fuck. That's pretty good. Um. Oh, damn thing is jam shot. Maybe of course I'll just tune in and do it. Oh, shit. Nope, damn. I have- I'll try again. Like this. I can't. I think once you fail once, you can't do it anymore. Hey, Grammy Yankee, get over here. Oh, hang on. Um, here, Dabby, I sent you a new hat. Oh, in that case, clever, I sent him my bye. You cannot leave. All right. Okay. Where am I going? Uh, come over by us. I need you. Man, I gotta give you a Gorfunky special gift. Okay. Now go touch those statues. Where? Uh, apparently it's moving on its own. Oh, you put grease on it and it moves. Yeah. I threw grease on it and it moved. Oh, amazing. That's cool. I'm moving that one. Yeah. Try moving that one. Nice. So rises, rises in the east sets in the west, right? Yep. This one is, blesses the rising sun. Yeah. So, so that one's east. That's good where it needs to be. Nice job, Gators. Good job. Nice. We did it, team. Oh, yeah. We may want to save. Oh, good to know. No. Big tune, thick jump. It actually is auto saved right there, so we're good. Yeah. It takes big jump. All right. I'm going to check the, did we go to the other side? Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah. All right, good to know. Shit, shit, shit. Where the fuck the big camera? Secret stairway. Secret, secret, secret, secret, secret, secret, secret. Secret, secret, secret, secret, secret, secret, secret. Where are we? We'll find somewhere to come soon. We're talking about being exhausted. Wait, what the heck? I can't go through here. Can we break the energy source so that I can get inside here? Vlagado. Vlagado. All right. That's that problem solved. Another one step on the, maybe don't. Hmm. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm going to break its ass. Let's go. Yeah, do it. Uh-oh. Oh no. I did it. Nice. Boom. Done. All right. Where's the other energy source? It's probably up there. Oh, where Chinthic's going? Oh, oh, we can just go around. Where Grammy Yankee's going? Yeah, we can just go around it. Oh, break that Grammy Yankee. I don't want to jump. I'm lazy. That's fair. Ah, and now the portal is open to us. Allow me to get this next on breaker. Go dice roll. Nice. Easy. Oh my god. What the fuck? Where is it? It is a cork. It is a cork. Oh, I'm going to be a kid of... I got it. I got her. Goodbye. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. He go. Let's reload that save. You're all dead. All right. I'll go to withers. No, don't go to withers. Just reload this save. Yeah, but I didn't die. I've been sent back. Before the turning of the tide. Oh my god. What the fuck happened? I rolled successfully. You didn't launch you off the turn of the tide. I was like, I thought you succeeded, so I kept walking. What the fuck, Reverie? You fell. On the third day, turn Lathander's statue to the east. That is strange. I wonder if it's because like it wasn't triggered yet. Maybe we were still... No, we weren't in turn based mode. I don't know. It's really delayed that thing. When I've done this on my own playthrough, like I've gotten and got because I saw it. Okay, well in this case, everybody stay back while I work my magic fingers. That's what I was doing. Yeah. Well, maybe everyone does it. I followed the rules. Follow protocol the rest of you. I thought you and I had gotten it. Yeah, so did I. Everybody else. We all did. I'm Davy's favorite. I paid two dollars to be the favorite. I paid ten dollars. Okay, precise control. To keep you poopoo and draw rags. Draw rags, Lee! I would be more, but I don't want to spend that much money. That's that was good. That was nice. Thank you. All right. It should not blow up again. Okay, I trust you with my life. All right, let's get... Grammy Yankees started using Eldritch Blast. She's going to hit it with her staff. She's just whacking that shit. All right, this time over here. And I activate with guidance. We pray. We pray. All right, so... Oh, we pray. Oh, Grammy Yankees. Oh, we pray. Stay away. Stay back. Stay back. It's going to explode again, maybe. I just saw him successful. Yeah, but that's what it said last time. Yeah. All right. Hit that energy source. All right. Grammy Yankees, crank that soldier boy. Soldier boy up in this hall. What's your opinion on soft shell turtles? They do not crunch as well as hard shell turtles. Oh, I don't like that. Is that so? What is... I'm saving. I don't know what the fuck this is, but I'm saving. You should not be the... You should be yourself for this, too. Okay, I will. You should drop your disguise. I will drop my disguise. Hell yeah. Oh, wait, wait. Let me give you a little... Let me give you a little... Oh, okay. There you go. Okay. The blood of Lathander. Spend it in a shaft of brilliant light. That thing looks so cool. That is such a cool-looking mace. Yeah. Or, sorry, a morning star. Oh. Get it? Because Lathander? I'm going to take the mace. Huh? Hell yeah. It would, wouldn't it? What's the worst that could happen? That's such a good sound. I love the sound that thing made. It goes like... In a different campaign, this would be the epic climax of the villain's ultimate goal, where in his moment of triumph, he says something really cool, grabs on to it, and is like, with this, I seek my revenge. For me, I just kind of wandered in here. And now what the fuck is happening? What is that? What's that? What's going on there? What's that? That looks weird. Uh-oh. It does. It doesn't look good. Oh. It's spinning. It's shooting a laser. It is shooting a laser. Ooh, it's activating something. What is happening? It's pointing downwards. I think it might be pointing upwards. No, it's pointing downwards. No, you're right. No, no, it's pointing down. Who's in these walls? Destruction. Yeah, the Gith. Oh no, not the Gith. All of us. All of us are doing it. Oh, shit. No, let's reach the energy portal. Right, you're stuck in there. You're stuck in there. You're stuck in there. What do you mean I'm stuck in here? Is there a way for you? Can you get out? Teleport me out. I can. I can't get in there. Yeah, nobody has the energy. We can't reach you. You have to find your own way out. I don't have any teleports at all. Okay, we got to break these things. You might be able to jump up here. We got to break the things. Oh, yeah, we got four turns to break these guys. I don't think we can do that. You can do it. We can do it. You can do it. We got it, we got it, we got it. You have four turns. Call lightning. Just think about the fact that if you don't do it, I'm dead. Look, I got this one down to five HP. I got this one down to five HP. All right, well, I'm going to shoot this one, see if I hit. Okay, 25 HP. All of my abilities. Oh my God. 20 HP. That's all I can do. We got this, we got this. There's nothing I can do about it. So I have a plan. No, no, I have a plan. I have a plan. Can you, uh, party can spray? Oh, actually, hang on. Somebody? No, no, I have a better idea. I have a better idea. Here you go. Oh, oh, Chintik is fucking hasted. That's smart. All right. Um, I would also like to point out, we have, I think, a better way to do this unless you want the laser to go off. What? I do want the laser. Just want to say, what? Okay, I do want it. Just want to play out. So, can you just little thing? Okay, okay, okay, that's fine. One little thing. No, no, no, never mind. No, mind, just want to play out. No, no, no, nothing is nothing. You know what? Let's just try to save Davy's life. I, I am nothing if not, uh, oh, Path is interrupted. Uh-huh. I have an idea. I have an idea. Okay. I have an idea. I'm going to reload the game. I have an idea. No, no, I am still going to get it. No, no, no, no, no, don't, don't reload the game. Why? Why? Just like this play out. No, no, I have a really good idea. And I want to see if it works. Okay. Okay, I'll tell you the idea first. Uh-huh. I have find familiar scratch. No, no, no, no, no. That's so dumb. That will not work. But do we want to try? No. He's not going to take the blood of Lathander out of a fucking thing with his teeth. I don't know if it'll go into your inventory is the only thing. Who cares? Chet is not allowed to encourage Davy to murder more dogs. You know what? It's fine. You know what? It's fine. Yeah. You can, we can try. Okay. You know, here's a question. Does breaking those crystals get me out or does it stop that beam from like destroying the entire place? Both, I believe. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't want that to happen. Can't we just talk to Withers to have him revive me? We have the gold for it. I mean, we can if you want to just have us run. Look, I am, I am, I am. It was good knowing your referees. I've decided to turn over a new leaf. All right, bye-bye. I it is truly heroism that is more important. And in this moment, I let you go. I just don't know which way to go to be faster. Live without live without me. Gore Funky looks back to you and he's like reverie and your sacrifice now, but my legs are small and I can't reach it this turn. Wait, wait, wait in here, grab my Yankee, wait, uh, cast by their fall. Oh, shit. I can't. You have to end your turn. Yeah Cuz that because that way is not gonna lead us anywhere you got to come back this way. Yeah, that's true. All right. I'll come back that way All right I'm gonna start walking. There's only one thing left for me to do Hey, you have to end your turn to oh, it's environmental turn. Yeah, I know what to do What are you doing? I will not die alone No I'm gonna die alone Damn Did he bring the dog out? You are you suck Dog out Which way can I go? Damn, I really don't know the scratches here This way this way Are you? I'm a rothay. I gotta run remember Remember scratch Remember that we once lived Which way are you taking me? Oh over here. Oh, we're out of turn. We're out of turn. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, this is uh, this is this is gonna be a tpk No Hmm Shit, whoa, what the heck? Hello Jesus. Yeah Game over classic Classic game Amazing the party has been defeated What happened Oh, I didn't know you had to run away That's my bad. I'm gonna summon scratch this time though. I'm gonna. I'm gonna see what happens. Yeah, let's let's go ahead and try that No clever the delayed Emma Emma's delayed. Um, did he just summon the dog? Oh my god, what's up, Emma? I can hear you holding backwards It makes me upset You don't worry, you don't need to specify many things could be about this could be true All right scratch Do my bidding everybody go to twitter.com Uh Everyone go to twitter.com and ross dabby uh, not only about killing the dog, but also about his jank ass desk If scratch can't do it, I have an idea and I can do it. What's the idea? I can gash his form. Oh good idea Come here blood of lathander Come here All right funky wants to scratch can't take it unfortunately Damn Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, give me that Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me that wait. I want to hear the sound again. Oh shit. Never mind Don't do it. Oh no, everything's in motion. Everything's gonna explode quick. We gotta go scratch is still in there Okay, I think I can do it Yeah, I did it I didn't know that would work Honestly, I'm gonna dismiss him. I can do it. Goodbye scratch. I dismissed him. Oh, he's okay. He's okay. That's great. He's a good boy All right, let's go. All right, and your turn run. Where are we too fast? Are you guys not out yet? No I wonder what happens to you about if it just runs out of power instead of going into sleep mode All right, let me let me make my run and then I'll end my turn after I'm done running Does the world start to turn to a crawl? Yep, uh Emma, do you have featherfall? I do Okay, so once we get there, I will cast it. Yeah, I think we need it once we need to get like here It's pretty damn far Um, there's twisting vines right here. Okay, you have missy step. That's good. That's good Where do I go? Where do I go over there up here? On my way Oh, Junthic. What's that in your pocket? Oh, oops. I drank it All right, nobody jump until you get here Uh, don't worry about On the next turn wait I'm not fast enough help If we are to end I want you guys to hear my favorite song I Watch out for the grasping vines that are like around here that stopped me last time Give me a minute I am my turn Okay, we're gonna barely make it out We're gonna barely make it nice. No, no feather falls active. Let's go. Everybody jump. Let's go I can't jump. I've still all have I'm only at my bonus action I don't know what to do I don't know why you can't jump as an action All right, that's my turn That's about my whole turn to getting over here. And then how do we how do I leave? Like you're just if we all get down there. We're good. Wait. Wait. Can you ping it again? Just the the ground. Oh where I am. Okay. Okay. I thought we had to keep going got it. No, uh Just push gore funky off push me All right, I'll end it here last round Daffy if you push me, I'd be really funny or grandma Yankee. I do it. Do it push me push him. Oh, I forgot I could have thrown you I can't because if I push you I use my yeah, you can't jump. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah Go jump. Wee Nice. Oh, you jumped really far Jump Daffy Grammy Yankees get the hops But it says not enough resources Do you not have your bonus action? Do I need to dash to jump? No, if you've used in too much of your movements. Oh, yeah Then yes, I dash to jump. That is what I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Goodbye, Tony Shalours. Good night There's an interesting conversation nearby. Oh, yeah, really So cool interesting conversation We killed all of the gith children here He's fine. He'll make it. He's gonna get out of here Oh guys, I left my epi pen in there That's fine. We'll just pay $600 for a new one I'll need a couple more cavern creepers and I can make you Guys, do you know what that feeling was? Do you know what that feeling was? What was it? That was the feeling of killing So many people at once. Oh, yeah. Yeah a lot of gith are dead Yeah, we this is a dark urge playthrough Good night, clever Good Down. Oh, there it is Who wants this? Oh the blood of lethander. I mean you want this cool mace. I know. I don't even want it Oh, well fine, I guess. Yeah, it's pretty You can see life or something. Hey guys, I'm glowing lethander's light. Yo, that was so worth it Nice, I mean we killed the main enemies. So that's good 1d6 plus 2 damage and potentially 1d4 radiant damage. Yes Awesome It actually it does more than that. It's actually a really good magic. No. Yeah, it is I like the the spell that lets you cast where are we going? Uh, where are we going? What's what else is around here? Well, we still have it down the under dark We do have the under dark. Yeah, if you want to do that We go anywhere. There's something there's something up here that We might want to no not up here, but there's another pass somewhere that we might want to say before we get there It's not there. Yeah, there's we can go that way which is up tack two or we can go to under dark Let's go to the under dark. I don't want to miss the under dark Yeah, let's do I mean we can all we can already teleport there. Oh, can we I thought we found the saloon. I out post. Yeah under dark saloon. I am post. Yes. I am going there That felt if we don't want to do the saloon I outpost either because grandma yankee has feather fall now We could actually go down the spider pit. Oh, that's right But it's in the spider pit where we got mulled by minotaurs. That is true, but I feel like we're stronger now Yeah, we can beat them as long. I think if we long rest before we go down there, we'll be fine Yeah, cool. So go to camp someone. Yeah, well someone needs to teleport first Oh, okay, somebody did not do it. Sorry. I think it plugged. I'm sorry. How do you all right? We'll try again. Do it again. Do it again. What are we doing? Do it again. Try again teleport again Okay to where there There we go. I feel grand Awesome Yeah, that was that was honestly really cool Every single group of people Oh, yeah, they just all die It builds them all The did the goblins the chieflings the goblins goblins dead tieflings dead Druids dead. Why is a steering in green a hag dead Why what does he want it's green? Yeah, he's green Lysel's talking to me. I think she's mad. It's because he's a he's an ally. So Okay, their outline shows up green like that. Yeah Oh I'm getting chewed out by Lysel. One sec. One sec. One sec. I'm on my way. I'm on my way to talk to you Oh, fuck Uh, let's find where's Lysel You can just click on the little ear next to gore funky's portrait. All right. All right. Give me two seconds Let me see. Let me see why she's so upset Because we lack it absolve my skin rescuer my heart and each you may take me worthy I'm so sorry Lysel all that death and destruction. There's there's really is no excuse We really should have brought you with us. Don't look at the morning stone on my back. Just don't just don't Next time think twice before getting grabby with powerful relics and mysterious wait. She isn't leaving Nope Killing all of her people wasn't enough to get her to leave I mean, they were her people, but they weren't her people She's from a different crash Sorry. Oh god. My brain just snapped in half for a second I put it back put it back together. We're we're fine Yeah, she's real tough to get rid of Well, that's good. Anyway, let's go to bed All right Oh, actually before we go to bed. I I want to speak to withers. I want to change some of my stats because I uh I got those Yeah, I'm gonna dump dexterity now because I don't need it I'm half regretting mickey and grandma because I don't feel cool romancing any of the characters in this play through I'm treading playing Guys my I you can rename your character too, which is funny. I feel like gorf instead. Hell, yeah Gorf Guys, I'm gonna be gorf now. I I feel a lot of people. I feel like it can't be walk around gorf. Funky I'm a murderer Thematically I am simply gorf the conqueror all of that and all I did was raise my constitution by one Oh my god No, it's fine though. I'm raising my intelligence and wisdom a bit now so that I can be a little bit more of a skill monkey Yeah, nice uh That's good And then it looks like it saved all of my case I forgot that uh, I forgot that jacob was uh Sorry spores bard. I mean uh spores druid. Yeah Oh, I forgot I was gonna step on your toes again and also I kind of just want to cast fireball centered on me all the time. Yeah Especially now you can misty step into a group of enemies and then do it Or funky's hair is growing right now so Or sorry gorf Yeah, gorf's gorf. I'm gorf now No longer will he look like my co-worker? I like that his hair grows a little bit. I just get like a cool hairstyle though Like I just gotta pick something kind of cool Yeah Yep, that's fine to What's next for tune six hair journey? Absolutely not abduration. There are not enough abduration spells in the game Yeah, but the abduration ability is good. It's cool, but like it relies on you do using, um Abduration spells and I just oh, yeah, that's true. I guess we'll take ice knife and chromatic Except I forgot which spell I took for my second level. I think it was sleep Oh I don't remember see it already. God knows hold person I need to remove curse. Well, no hold person is a isn't that a third level spell? No, it's no it's a second. Oh second level third row Steep step. Hello there theoretical potato. Oh, I look different I'll just make my hair red Yo The blood of all the gith that we killed Come back as stains Yeah I'd dye my hair to remind myself of my sins Ooh hot I can't get my beard to not be pink and I don't know why Arcane lock is an abduration spell Yeah, it's protection. I Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, it's protection. It's locking a thing Yeah, don't you hate it when people are trying to get into your stuff? That's why this stream is sponsored by nord vp Use car davi killed the dog Davi did a little a little teeny weaning genocide Just a eity-bitty little one Uh Increase my riz Actually, I don't need to increase my riz. I can get actor which will increase my riz anyway Oh the actor feet. Yeah. Oh the actor feet. Yeah, why not? Like the feet with actors. Yeah, uh, I'm just I'm I'm not gonna cut my hair, but I'm gonna shave that beard Oh, okay, that's that's probably a good idea Oh, my hair color didn't transfer even though I put all black It's still red If I if I take the actor feet and I already like have expertise in Deception and performance what will happen? Um, I don't know. I think nothing Nothing, I mean like it doesn't go higher than expertise. Yeah That's the way he said that I think nothing Just waste my time that would be really disappointing Yeah, like it's not gonna make it better like more better More better What other uh charisma based feats are there then I forgot I have the gif yanky egg I forgot that I We got the egg There we go Here I'll look it up just to be safe That's probably a good idea because I will take actor otherwise All right, I I'm gonna go look for a snack real quick. So I'll be back Why is my beard pink? What's happening? She's a big-ass mutton chops Okay, look less like emma's co-worker now Looks very different finally Damn it should think You guys need to look at it when you get the chance That's stupid. Did anybody else find any cool dies? I'm looking through your inventories I will share my inventory stuff Yeah, uh, I wish I had known that or else I wouldn't have done that whatever Oh, it didn't it doesn't work. Uh, yeah, it doesn't work like that Damn, yeah, it's very very upsetting Otherwise, I would have uh not done that I would have I would put my expertise not taking expertise in In deception and performance. Yeah, I would have put them in something else. What else does the actor fee do It just does that it gives you a plus one charisma and then gives you expertise in those two Which that really sucks. There's lots of other better feats to be honest Uh Yeah, but I need something or you're trying to get charisma. Yeah, I need something that raises my charisma performer I gain musical instrument proficiency Nice. Nice. Nice. You might as well just take an ass Yeah, I'm starting to think that which kind of sucks Well spend 100 gold and do it again, right? I just did Uh, you know what? Yeah, I'll take lucky. That's kind of funny. I'll take the improvement and then I guess I'll bump up my uh My wisdom to 14 whatever There you go Or I could take Or actually I'm going to buff up constitution this for time and then I'm going to take tough as my feet next next thing Because tough doesn't doesn't tough give a plus. I don't think tough increases your fun. Does anything Uh, no This is I think only Oh, I don't know about the game though durable maybe but that's in dnd I don't know no durable. Nope durable does increase con and it says you regain full hit points each time You take a short rest which could oh that is such a good feed actually that could that could be useful And that is pretty good. I was not prepared for your goddamn goatee deeter I was losing my shit. Oh my god. It was so funny You're like enormous space with that Look, I trimmed my beard. All right, that's what I had left over Oh, great. He's going to the bar. Great. He's going to the salon. I like your your your your pink frosted tips Thanks. Thanks. Yeah, thanks. Yeah Actually, there's the red they're staying red at the blood of our enemies cloud and then I can replace the spell. Do I have Healing word yet? No, I don't I need to get rid of something in particular word. I think I got rid of charm persons since it uh So I already have a type of charm There we go, boom except oh Oh my god, you still have me Yeah, hey, yo, no, no, no, what happened? I threw you out of cat form. Yeah, y'all really I I like that you lose lathander's light as a cat right Like lathander's like, no, no, not a cat. All right, I'm ready to go All right, let's go. I'm a cat. So I'm getting an haircut. Hang on Okay, I'll talk to a steering while I wait None of these haircuts really scream grandma I Didn't they put a beehive haircut in the game? No, right? Just pour it over fallout four hair. Yes That's pretty grandma. Oh, that's you Your name's just gorf now talk to me um Or He didn't hear me say that. No, I was busy doing other things I know I'm just gorf Oh, you're just gorfin around. Okay. Maybe I'll be gorf funky again later But for now my reputation can't be gorf funky the killer. I gotta be at least gorf Let's do this. I hope I go to bed as a cat. Look at chun. Thanks fucking beard We've all changed ourselves so funny to be a barbarian with a well-kept like well-kept facial hair It's like he's such a gentleman This is all he does Get the shave, right? We didn't push. Yes somebody. Oh my god. It's probably deeter It's probably deeter deeter Guys look i'm sitting on the log Hey, um Oh my god, what are you doing? I don't know. I'm just Cast the spells Look look I can sit on this little thing Ignis Ignis Ignis That's how they used to say it back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, that's how we used to say it That's how grand manky does Ignis Agnes We're taking a long rest. Yeah deeter just is not here Okay, sorry about that. I'm back. Sorry. Except the sleeper quest The sleeper quest You got to sleep first We were Why are we in turn base most because I clicked the wrong button? No, oh grandma yank you go to bed. Don't get fireball. Stop denying there. Ah, go to bed There we go. I'm tired of this. Fireballs for sleep. Everybody gonna fuck to sleep I want to be a cat in the bed if I'm What the fuck is happening right now? Such informality child Does just still kick rack not command your respect. Yeah, your blade speaks for you kick rack You've come for blood Child of gith. I've not come to kill you I've come to aid you I hope i'm a cat Grand mey. No, trust him. Trust him Grand mey. Ah, yes. Take the sword. Trust him trust me My blade rests Mother gith tells you to listen Oh It's a nightingale It's the one nipple in frame I want people to see my macavelian goatee I think i'm a cat Oh, yeah, you're not here Look, look, you can see my little ears. I saw I saw you You can see my tiny ears. They sometimes come up I can't see them anymore any ears are down there though You did go to sleep as a as a cat. It's great How did he survive the blast? Yeah, I don't think he was there. Oh, yeah, he wasn't there He's got a dragon. Right. He does Quadranos We should kill him and take his cool hat I'm talking about that acorn on his head Just take it off. Is it fucking bad? He's got a head of disguise that's making him a gif right now Who can we trust? He he's making himself look exactly like he is he just got rid of that zit that was on his nose I haven't seen this grandma Yankee cap outfit before Grandma Yankee threw away her clothes originally and this is the best clothes I could find I will See I did the first half, but not the second half. Uh, I believe him honestly Yeah The Zates did almost kill us And black it was really petty Yeah She killed us with wish guys What's a charlotte I don't know how charlotte I'm gonna guess via context clues. It's like Do not make me even or betrayer. Yeah, outcast is what I would think Probably is outcast No, that's the tiefling character No, that's uh, that's my favorite hip-hop duo together. We will be a charlotte. I think it means hussey Outcast nice The new dance a psionic detector. Alexa played the art of storytelling part one Oh, shit It's right behind me too, I didn't know that that was here Okay, bye farewell. Thanks for waking me up in the middle of the night. This could have been an email This could have been an email You could have cast sending Yeah Man, I love Disillusioned from my god. Well, I'm going back to oh, hey, there's characters that want to speak to us. No, no, they don't need to It was probably uh, blazell Being like so my god. All right, you're going to sleep. All right, never mind It's the middle of the night, lazelle. Give it a rest Yes, he's like he'll talk in that one strange. What do you think and we're all asleep? She's like I'm deeply uninterested in your problems lazelle. I'm sorry Living camp What no, I wanted to talk to my cousin. Oh, I just got my grandbaby. I got kicked out of camp Oh What does it happen? I think I me leaving campaign everyone leave camp. I did not know that was gonna happen I don't either It happens, I guess Down down down This is a long loading screen Yeah, it is what the hell I don't I don't know I'm stuck on 33 percent. I just got to the oh I think the game just shut down The game just closed Boots with the fur File verification Was looking at her He would like me to verify my installation, but I know that that would take a million years So I'm not going to do that. I am in Get low low low Get down Throw it back back back Do the stanky leg teach me how to duggy Do you guys remember the little whip? Am I the only one So, I don't know what that was all about, but I really hope you don't have to talk to me I really hope that we don't have to talk to people again. That would be my worse nightmare Sorry, I'm in the menu It's what the monkey version of sorry Yes, it is my players were going through a Desert valley and I like couldn't figure out what music I needed to play for them So I scrambled and just threw Gerudo valley at him For the last two sessions and Davy killed my entire party Yeah Two sessions ago the entire party tpk'd and I mean we ran with it Uh, but Emma wasn't there. So Emma's character was locked behind some rocks Uh, and was not able to tpk with the rest of the party. So now But uh, yeah, there was a cave in and Emma decided to like Emma's character decided to like To just unlock those. Yeah, exactly Use the arcane lock on We did get level six though. So my build has come into fruition. Yeah I'm gonna be a lot harder to kill now both Emma's character and Emma have survivors guilt and it's great Uh, and then the next thing that I did was the session after the tpk they made a bunch of new characters and I got to describe how Emma arrived back home after like Fucking walking for weeks to manage it Only to look back on the village that she runs Uh, and a massive monster had just bore its way through and raised like half of the buildings Mmm Damn, lovely. All my friends are dead Now I'm getting real mad all the time because I took a level in barbarian Okay, yeah I I Cannot explain to you how excited I am to finally be level six. I've been waiting So long I'm joining. Uh, it looks like it saved us right after the Oh, nice. Sweet. So so we're actually good. This is perfect I'm so excited as well I now get hit by an inch on all of my athletics In the chat None of your dudes are going to be able to outgrab me Tail is old as time I'm going to be suplexing so many wolves you guys Hell yeah, uh Okay You want to talk to lisa lisa booze? Yeah. Hello, grandbaby Do you like my like my walk? Do you like my gore funk? My gore walk? Oh, yo. Oh, did you get new hair? I did I did. Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately. I can't change anything about my guy or else the joke about how my dream self is the exact same Oh, shit. That's true. Yeah. Oh One good thing about us killing all the gift. We have the last egg The the the the crash will live on Hey, yo, I can pick pocket. Davy. What the fuck? No, no Now now I want your pockets Give me your pockets and coming for them I'm small and you won't see me I'm going to take your grease Give me your grease. I need that for my roasted pork He Look at the way I'm fucking walking. What's he doing? There's only one way of settling this back. Oh Oh Um, Grammy Yankee's two severed heads. What don't look at my stuff guys They're just they're I'm holding them for a friend I'm free. What's the name of your friend? I have I have Who's to bring you? Charles Reverie look what I found in Grammy Yankee's pockets. Who would you find this stop? Those are mine? Put them back where you found them. Oh, shit Give me that shit. Give me my head Give me my heads back. I don't I didn't take anything Give me my head. My hands are clean Grammy. Not a notty boy. Not a grandma. I would you know, I would never give you head Not each other. Oh my god There you go. Oh god, she's casting a spell. Please bear me A mage hand. Oh no, there it goes. Come back here. Come back here. Not a child. No My mage hand is gonna pinch you in the cheek Ah Down down down by delivered Wait, can I pick I can pick pocket the albari cub? I thought you were about to say you could pick pocket the mage hand and that would have been great Do you know the game told me there is no pocket to pick you tried and that's what matters Oh, it's like mage hand doing flips I keep trying to hit Reverie, but it just won't connect All right, ain't that how it goes though. How fuck Not a child we leave in camp Tossed get on over there. All right, let's leave camp. All right, let's go Uh, how do we leave camp? I took three damage sweet Do I'll be there took three damage That's too bad. Uh, just do albeiros have an owl digestive system or a bear digestive system I think they have a butt hole They have a bear digestive system unless they're eating strictly bulls that actually is a that's that actually Do they have a butthole or do they have a cloaca? I'm googling that right now. Sorry owl bear Notoriously The fact that they have paws makes me believe that they follow number one million structure number one result When googling owl bear butthole question mark is a reddit thread asking if an owl bear has a butthole or a cloaca What the fuck oh my god, can we not leave what's going on? So it looks like I crashed again and I think it's gonna suck because I think I do have to verify the integrity of my gain files And it's gonna take forever Should we maybe call it a night here then? I mean we have to murder the entire It sucks. I barely did anything again Wait, what if you so what if you go to the camp like we won't join you go to your camp and then try to teleport to a New location without leaving camp first. Yeah. Yeah do that do that do that Like yeah, don't press leave camp just teleports to somewhere on the map. Okay. I'll try that I'll bear our back text the discord if you guys uh to succeed. Okay. Oh, they do make eggs I should make eggs Uh, I just want oma rice I've never had it, but I've always wanted it What eggs and rice Uh, uh, it's it's oma rice. It's a it's a like a Like an almost french style omelette served on top of fried rice with usually like demi-glace or ketchup It's pretty big in japan It is loading ever so slowly Yeah, it's so odd Where it's launching, but it says downloading content What is happening? Was there an update that I missed? I don't know how we I don't think we would be able to be playing on the same Um, no you you can because I remember when the the the patch that introduced the mirror came out We were streaming and Middle of the stream it closed my game and forced me to download the patch. Okay. Well, this is very annoying So I guess maybe it's a hot fix I mean either way it's eight percent downloaded so I can wait for a little while Yeah, I'm gonna go get a drink or something. I don't know All right dream is on intermission break I've returned. Let me look at how long my I'm at 25 percent. You guys still there? I'm muted So, yes, I'm still here. Hell, yeah So bench is not comfy so ever Uh, yes, have you seen did you did you watch the newest episode of scabby toilet? I am not going to answer you Pick up under a few. I'm let me see. Let me see you real quick just out of curiosity a morbid curiosity What? Could possibly See The fuck boom Came out 15 hours ago. It's already at five million views I want to kill myself You haven't even seen it. You don't understand why he's like it so much This is a public cry for help um I will help you. Don't you worry. I need everyone in the chat to shame him for watching Diarrhea for children. It's not trying to push diarrhea for children You haven't seen it. I I feel like I feel like you don't understand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's toilets But it is legitimately Very good. And I I'm somebody who enjoys, uh, like internet animations I really like youtube animations and scabby toilet is unironically A very competent well done piece of media Cannot believe that this is true I cannot expose myself if I'm not gonna It's 65 episodes apparently. Yeah. I mean, they're only like a minute and a half long each That's it's too long. It's too long It's too long. It's too long because I think I'm scabby toilet Well, you you just need to watch it. It is an epic saga but of of constant struggle victories defeats And and the hope the perseverance for tomorrow and that is I have this There's so much on my backlog and there's new stuff coming out all the time. It's so fast You'll breeze through it. It's an hour and a half. Yeah, that's an hour. That's one movie That's one movie, Emma I have to I do you know, I have to watch so much anime. I have to watch 100 girlfriends all at once You can watch a piece meal Just try the first just just it's like an anime though You can't watch like the first two episodes and think oh, that's all this is. No, no, no, no Just just give it a try look at one of those scabby compilations and boot it up and just let it ride and see If you can't understand why people enjoy it so much because it is so good I There's so much coming out right now. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're just gonna fall back on that May I have to watch I have to watch the 100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you. All right, okay That's gonna take up a lot of my time And that's a real show that's coming up and I'm actually kind of excited about it Yes, of course, of course. Yes. Yeah Fine, I will watch a little bit of scabby toilet And then I'm gonna see you I'm gonna see you next week and you're gonna I'm going to be very sick Very sick physically ill You're gonna have a t-shirt on and it's just gonna have a toilet on it I'm I can guarantee I can 100 percent guarantee you that I am not going to buy a scabby toilet t-shirt No matter how much I may Good grudgingly enjoy it. Of course, you're not going to buy one. You're going to make your own I am absolutely not making scabby toilet merch What up? I am not a I I am not a toilet head No, I'm not a toilet head. I'm not a camera person or whatever the fuck the other ones are Oh, it's brilliant Yeah, just watch it now while the download is still happening Oh my god. No No, no Oh, it's too hard The windows in this apartment are open. I can't be seen I mean your windows Yeah, Jacob's in the windows. Jacob. I can't let him know that I've watched that. What's up? Tell her the truth. Tell her tell her how scabby toilet has changed your life What are you talking about? Tell her how scabby toilet is the best thing that you've seen on youtube Skippity toilet. He's a father. He's not part of this. Thank you. Thank you He's not chronically online He's a father. I've never heard of this. I'm pretty I'm a pretty chronically online father I don't know how that okay. All right. Well Skippity toilet? Yeah, you you you've been a child before it's happened. So you remember those sources those source filmmakers of like tf2 Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the next generation has found them and Yes, no, I know about this. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know spiraling epic and and emma is writing it off like just Sight unseen because its name is Skippity toilet and so she's like it's garbage for children Just like all of the other sfm's were G mod is pretty brain dead. I gotta be honest. It's pretty. Thank you. It's pretty stupid But I mean look there's there's some art and there's some There's there's some there's some funny and when you get deep into it It all just kind of becomes funny because the gateway back in my day The gateway was fucking uh kiddio 706 rest in fucking heaven Get the fucking goat and uh g mod was popping off then and so any fucking g mod you got it was it was incredible So, I mean i'm i'm in a biased position where i'm like you show me g mod I'm not i'm laughing 95 percent of the time and that's why it's such a big hit is because it can buy it like It brings together the generations Really though, it's it's a beautiful way to connect. All right. We're just like skipping in the middle I am the only adult here I am so much older. I am so old. I have no time emma's one of those people who's like, oh, I can't watch shira because i'm too old That's not true. I will watch shira. I will watch shira. You'll watch shira the the cartoon for children But you will watch skibbity toilet. I will not watch skibbity toilet. Skibbity toilet. I know it's I know what it's kind of about I'm at 67 by the way No idea what that was I was introduced to it like yesterday or the day before By like ink and Cameron and I was like what the hell is this and almost i'm at the funny number by the way Hey, nice um All of you though because we brought up shows spencer walked in right as i'm about to talk about this but whatever um Uh, uh, uh, there's a fucking new adventure time show. It has like 10 episodes. It's called fiona. Yeah fiona. It's fucking amazing Yep, I finished it today. It's so good. It is. I can't stop thinking about it. Uh, yeah I was so confused about why you were late on this trend because you were like, oh my god I know I fell behind. I fell behind and I was like I fell behind and I was like man. This is this is old news I know I know I finally finished it today and oh my god. It's so good. Uh, unfortunately We can't talk about spoilers in the middle of a stream, but yes, I would love to talk about fiona in cake I know it is it is beautiful. So good. Uh, it is beautiful. I try honestly I may it may be reasons he buys, but it may be like in my top five. Yeah, it's such a perfect 10 episodes I think I think for the one time that I tried to talk to Logan about adventure time Uh, he talked to me about how much he hated obsidian because it ruined marcelline's character And I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah What about obsidian? What's obsidian? You're gonna have to talk to him about it because I am not a spokesperson. He was talking nonsense when he said it and I ignored him Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry obsidian obsidian is the adventure time distant lands episode about marcelline and uh and pb I may have not watched it What the fuck? I haven't seen distant lands yet. Yeah, I'm not I'm not super caught up. What are you? You you really need to watch that. I know I do. I know I do. No, no, no, I'm I'm I'm toxic and terrible But I I need to watch it. What the fuck I think I watch season one I I can't have I can't have an adventure time tattoo on my body and not have seen distant lands I need to do it. It's only it's only four episodes and they're one hour each Oh, shit. Well, yeah, I'll watch it. I'll watch it So so if you do watch it, uh, there is an order that you have to watch it in and it's not the order that they released in And it's a little annoying Uh, because like due to production issues, they had to swap out the third and the fourth episode. So Uh, Sorry, spencer was saying something to me. Can you say that again? Uh, so there is an order you have to watch it in because the production company Uh, like there there was an issue with production and they had to swap out the third and fourth episodes So the third episode is actually the last episode. You don't okay. So watch one two four three Yeah, what one two three You can really watch the other three however you want but one two four three is how people usually do it You have to watch the third episode last The one about fin and jake. You must watch last it is going to make you cry. It will It will haunt you. I'm prepared to cry Oh, and by the way, spencer was saying. Yeah, the tattoo is is the big thing Definitely not the fact that my daughter is named Marcelline What you mean I forgot about that one. I never knew that's what you named your daughter. Yeah Well I do sure like that funny ha ha show is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world of the world I used to say I sang that to her when she was born. Oh Yeah, I was in the hospital. I sang that to her I still do sometimes you were just in the hospital. Some nurses walking around He's alive, but it's making me And I need to save you Yeah, yeah Sorry, I don't treat you like a goddess Is that what you want me to do? Sorry, I don't treat you like you're perfect like oh in little royal subjects, too What spencer? We're dabbiest to verify his files. We're gonna play in a minute. Anyway, I can't watch 91 Too busy watching umo musume pretty derby. Oh my god. All right, cool. Oh 10 episodes to ever been grazed upon this earth course racing anime girls Uh, jacob, have you seen? Sorry, so this is this is another youtube animation that emma and I have bonded over Despite the fact that it also has a stupid sounding name. Have you seen big top burger? Big top burger is not as stupid as skibbity Okay All right one sec Big top burger. Yeah, it's called big top burger Are you nervous big top burger? No. Yeah, it's big. Oh, you gotta watch you gotta watch it It's only they're only about a minute and a half long episodes. You can get right through them It's really this is a very good spencer. By the way, are you aware they're keep yelling about skibbity toys? Yeah Emma you could have been three episodes in already Steve I could have but I am not and I'm a better person for it. No, incorrect It's on youtube. It's just a youtube animation Yes, no Spencer will always be there for me through thick and thin whenever I need her she will always be my rock Thank you I think you would enjoy big top burger more actually jacob you would love big top big top burger Yeah, it's a little youtube animation made by worthy kids the guy who made that one uh, like, uh The yoda palpatine video. Yes Oh, I yeah All right, that's amazing verified i'm gonna launch again and then i'm gonna cry if it doesn't work On the last note of talking about that being that I love that you also love adventure time davey And i'm probably gonna yell at you more because i'm kind of like the show has launched the adhd obsession in me And I desperately need somebody to talk about this with i'm going I fucking love animations like animated things just make me happy Me too. Oh my god. I just said that like recently dispenser I was like, I don't know why but the second like a medium is like 2d animation. I go feral. Yep Tales from a lethreon big top burger. Uh, I my guilty pleasure is hell of a boss. Although that show is trash I gotta watch the new castlevania castlevania, dude castlevania is amazing. Spencer literally is watching castlevania right now Oh, yeah, it's so good. Good I just finished the first season like a couple of days ago I know we're talking. I know we're not necessarily mentioning anime here, but anime does fall into this within the past like year two years um Attack on titan is peak fiction. I'm just saying Oh, no, jake. I thought we were friends I I you're you're insane if you don't like it You're after your life And uh, you have no human emotions. I haven't I haven't seen the most recent season Season it was very I think it's boring for what it was. Yeah, sorry. I didn't hear the name Attack on titan. Oh, I stopped watching. Yeah It's kind of that thing where it's like, I don't know if there's anything new recently, but the seasons I saw kind of Dropped off way. I mean I got really I got really annoyed by how long the the show was taking so I read the manga and then I didn't need to Watch the show anymore because I was really more interested in what was going on than I was Interested in like any flashy visuals Uh Out of all the takes you could have on attack on titan it being boring is the most insane I couldn't get through this first season. I couldn't get the first season is action packed I I Out of every anime or show I've seen there's action almost every single episode. I don't know I I still like the part where they're like Da da da da da da da It is one of the most hype animes ever like a no fucking joke Okay, all right. Fine. I'll give it another shot. I'll give it another shot You should you should I you have to stick around you have to stick around after the stream So I can show you the first five minutes of simphagy. Okay, really quickly right of uh season three episode one of So remind me now how like how to teleport somewhere else because it looks like my map and m m Okay, m and then Should I get a bladed village? I'm sorry on the right. Yeah Which one bladed village or site sell you night outpost Sell you night outpost. Yeah, that's where we're trying to go. There you go. A player can't currently travel Okay, none of us are in there. I think yeah What? Just try to just try to push leave camp then just try that again because he did verify leave camp Down down down by the river Oh, uh, oh, I'm not really liking the fact that it's still it's up 33 percent So it gets to 33 and then it locks up and it's just did it again. What nope Yeah, this is not good. Uh, it's it's loading, but it's still at 33 Okay, we'll just give it just give it a sec. Yep. I'm giving it a chance I think that teleporting may have been the answer though Because I think that there might be an issue with it trying to like teleport us Into the place we just blew up Yeah, because there's like a spot that you go to. Yep. I think that really might be is that we Okay, I'm gonna try one more time. I'm gonna try to like actually teleport this time And if that doesn't want work then we will figure something else out. All right I'm not trying to exaggerate or anything though That's the only reason I was being so petty and angry because normally I'm happy to agree to disagree whatever But like I've I've watched attack on titan I think four or five times now because I've watched it with so many of my friends because I'm like I'm I'm subjecting you to this you have to watch this. It's so good No, for me, it's like once it once it felt like it stopped being about the titans Then I was like, I don't really care anymore. Cool. You misunderstood the entire show. No, no, no You Okay The first season is about the titans and what you could turn into that I should be able to watch the entire season about those things They understand they're there, but I don't care about who's ordering what and what kind of armor you're wearing I don't really care about that show me more about that. That's freaking titans What is it about? What is it about armor? This one character has armor. My man just wanted my man just wanted a Biomecha anime. That's what he wanted. Oh really? Yeah, don't watch Ava. I don't like mecha anime. No, Ava sucks I don't know it does. No, it does. No, it really does. No, Ava sucks. I'm sorry Even Gillian is not a good show. It is a fever dream from a man who didn't know what he was doing And shoved a christian like motifs into everything haphazardly Just because he thought he could I have it right here. Emma. Davi. It's in my hands. It's the contrarian award. You win You did it. Good job guys. You aren't the norm That's so edgy and cool of you. What the fuck? No, no, I'm not contrarian because I didn't like even Gillian in a very polarizing show People look back and say that they like enjoyed it so much because everybody around them says that they enjoyed it so much But like when it first came out people hated that I mean like like I was polarizing People hated how it ended. Yeah that that's really it because he fucked the ending but the movie fixed the ending I mean, yeah, the movie was better But honestly, I liked this is this is my contrarian point though I liked the first ending because like it was the first time where I felt like The person who was making it was able to say what he was trying to say Rather than like getting to the point of it all because that's what the show kind of felt like It was it felt like it was constantly just getting to the point I'm gonna go with a anime take that none of you are gonna have any context for all right. Let me try that Love live All right, I a player cannot currently travel. So why why is that? Is it because I need to like link everybody into my thing? Maybe yeah, maybe put every so if you put everyone in the more player toggle Toggle multiplayer that you can toggle group too. Yeah toggle group. Oh, how do I where I do that? Down below you're uh on the left where like all the character portraits are There's like two buttons toggle group stealth and toggle group toggle group. There we go All right, and then I try to work. Yeah, player cannot currently travel Okay, all right. So let's try loading back into the game all of us. Okay. It seems good Okay, I'll untoggle the group At the very least we just go back a save Actually, just do that just go back a save Uh load game or I'll load in. Oh, I'm already loaded again. Oh, well, it doesn't matter You can just load a save and then we'll load in whatever we'll see I'm fine with like with with the game crashing one more time Just to make sure because the last save that I have is before we touched the rod I've discovered that the secret to making jacob really really mad is to say that attack on titan was boring Which mind you it's so weird because I did not make that game at all And I was still just caught in the crossfire because I said I didn't like even galleon a show that jacob. Have you seen it? Uh, I've seen it. So let's move on. Oh, okay And he's just like all right blam blam blam just fire and a half. I was just saying I'm just I have a lot of friends that like it Uh, I um and I've watched like a little bit. I've watched like half of it. Oh, yeah What I watched I liked and what I watched I liked. Okay Um, but anyways, uh, no, it's it's funny because you can definitely be like I don't really like attack on titan like it's just not really my favorite All right, I don't agree but like I understand but to call it boring Like out of all the things that you can criticize it for there's one thing that it isn't and it's not I don't think that action necessary Like like necessarily translates to excitement like I think it's so good because it's so character driven Like that's what makes it's like so exciting for me because it's like one of the only animas I can sit down and watch because it like keeps my intention. Um, I don't know. It's just just funny Also, there's there's a lot of criticism that you could give the story and deeter's like it's not about titans anymore And it's like oh my Fine fine fine. That's that's right. They were literally what I'm just coming out of the goddamn walls. What oh, yeah But like no, I didn't I didn't care about the the political intrigue that was going on within the cities I wanted to learn more about like the mysteries of the titans themselves without So much of like who's governing and I understood what it was about. All I'm saying is I didn't care about that at that point Yeah, I know it is everybody in by the way. Oh, it's so beautiful. Yeah, I'm in I'm in deeter Yeah, I'm in okay. Let me try to teleport Underdark sell you night a player cannot currently travel. Is there a reason why we would not player What if I travel yeah try I mean you can do that. That's what made it crash last time, but let's see I feel like we're ramming our head into a wall that isn't gonna break. I think we should load a save Yeah, I mean just try it anyway. The worst that happens is I turn the game back on All right, I'm doing it. I left camp. Yep. The worst that happens is I turn the game back on I'm like I'm gonna have to load it anyway. So it just saves us like a minute at most Yeah, it's not gonna work. Yeah, 33 again. Yeah, 33. That's so annoying. All right I'm gonna guess it's because we tried to like rest in the area that we blew up and it's trying to load us into an area that like Or maybe trying to draw from an area that I don't understand why it says a player can't Tran teleport or whatever like that part's weird I think I know what it is It wants us to teleport back into a specific spot so that we don't Once you blow up the the gift thing and you go back It's gonna put you back to where you're supposed to go Which is why we had to long rest before we went back To anywhere else So because the game is forcing that kith rack of us Encounter so that we sleep and do that But I think what happened was we were trying to teleport out instead of resting So the game doesn't know where to put us and it can't teleport us somewhere because it doesn't It's caught in a loop and so we we we kind of have to break it and and Do that bit again. I think that's annoying, but yeah, whatever Yeah, it's not the worst thing in the world. We'll we'll just do it again. Sure. Sure. Sure. Also I think it's really funny that it just took us to uh, we like a little bit of this and uh, All all of us are yelling about anime. I think that's that's really funny That's so great. We're all just like yeah Whoa guys, we're well rounded adults Skibbity toilet See I don't like attack on titan because when it came out, uh, I was like 16 And I really really wanted a Show where a main character died in the middle of it like the the main character just like got fucking killed At the beginning Uh, and then Aaron did it and I was like, yes. Yes. They did it. It's amazing. And then he came back and was like, all right For my own personal bias reasons this movie or this this television show is terrible. I hate it The end That's the most dabby take ever If the if the media personally slates you in some way I'm never finishing this show Go exactly how I wanted Davy How the fuck is that a dabby take you explain this jakem explain your reason you made an arbitrary rule and then We don't have I don't know the rule and you're like, oh you're dead jakem jakem when I talk about things normally They aren't arbitrary rules. You're just having a hard time understanding the things I'm saying We'll win in how you just see the majority of people went into attack on titan going. I hope Aaron stays dead And we're just like no In that one particular instance, it was very funny that I thought that you are saying Pattern that dabby has had this is such a Okay, see once again, it's jakem not understanding what I'm saying you now have the responsibility of explaining the pattern Where we got it? We got it. All right. All right done. Let's see it. Let's see it It uh, so in balder's gate I don't have an exact example because I'd have to stretch through my entire mind But I can definitely find you more as we play the game Right, uh, if we interact with an npc and then you make an assumption about the npc and then the npc either addresses Or uh makes that assumption, uh, not a thing anymore. You're like this fucking game is terrible Hahaha Jake hem What yeah? I don't what's up? Do you know what sarcasm is? Do you know what jokes are? Can you can you explain it to me? I may have forgotten I can't Explain jokes to me like I'm five Jake when I when I say the dm is terrible, do you really think that No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no no no no no no no That's not what I'm saying okay of course not okay all right okay all right good jumping in of course okay hang on all right now we have to do this shit again yeah i'm gonna get to the other side if i die i'm going out as myself nice okay so what we also can do we can definitely do the laser if you want to but see this thing right here what's up why don't let me ping okay see this thing right right here that little simple in front of it the crest panel remember that how we picked up something in that place where you put all the weapons on the benches i don't remember that but yes we can place that little crest thing in there and then the laser won't activate a deeter he doesn't remember it because we didn't do that he just locked pick the door no he did not he tried to lock pick the door and it didn't work we ended up doing all the things correctly that's why we have do we know never mind that was in my other game just kidding yeah yeah yeah it's kidding once again attributing nonsense to me look davey i'm just on a i'm on a pee pee poo poo level of course so we can do the laser if you want okay do we have the thing do we actually do we have it in our inventory i think davey has it in his inventory and you can pull it out i don't need it well we can't pull it out because you locked your inventory so you have to do it yeah that's because somebody said he was going to steal from me i did steal from you earlier successfully there's a little thing there called the dawn master's crest in oh that i remember that yeah i tried to sell that like five times i also gave you the diadem of arcane synergy that you might want to look at oh my god that's too many words uh it's four words yeah that's too many very confused i've scratched his ball so the only thing that's just balls hello shit all right i found the i find i found the diadem nice so the only difference is that all the githyanki will not be dead yeah oh not worth it i mean do whatever you want to do i guess wait why would i want this this i mean i guess what's that sorry the diadem of i work in synergy i guess it's great what does arcane synergy do so uh whenever you uh so one of you in plastic condition you gain arcane synergy uh weapon attacks then deal additional damage equal to affected entities spell casting ability modifier oh so that's more damage whatever you hit something yeah i mean i like my hat my hat's really really cool it's a cap of curing but yeah but uh i haven't really been using my inspiration for that and i don't think i'm going to be using it for that as much uh anyway i found the dawn master's crest as well and i'm gonna give that to grammy enki here you go you are now the dawn master all right well i'm gonna go here insert and off i've gotta redo my whole fucking yeah that's right i shouldn't give you this no oh yeah i that means that i haven't gone back in uh yeah we have to go do that shit again well actually that's good for me because it means that i can yeah you save the couple hundred yeah i can get the actor feet good job hell yeah hell yeah well as well that ends well all's well that ends not as bad as it could have whoa so spinny grab it grandma drops it give me that you're not proficient with it what are you saying pepperoni that's right you say pepperoni grammy enki all right pepperoni grammy enki there you go here's your new mace i definitely wasn't trying to pick pocket thank you oh i haven't shaved my beard yet dig you gotta go back this way because it doesn't open the teleport all right damn god that's annoying why do we do this why can't we explode them can we explode them anyway now i don't know if that's possible i keep pushing the explode button it's not doing anything okay i'm typing it into google can we explode okay google how do i email my grandchildren get yankee explosion again i found this on the web oh fuck yeah i have all the voice activated where are we hey siri how do i kill all the gay the enki instantly without any witnesses wait what's going on oh okay what is um confused i think i just got put on oh shit god damn it no you went back yeah i was angled weirdly yeah same i was confused for a second jacob jacob getting his so we could teleport out of here or else we're gonna have to go through and kill all of the githi yes please let me do this i've been wanting to kill him holy shit i've wanted to fight something for so long and we have gotten to fight so little yes let's go what are you what are you talking about what are you on we have fought every year yeah i need today do you we're currently standing as soon as any githi says we're gonna be fighting so okay that's fine that's fine hang on don't worry i'll talk to them okay go ahead go in front of me i'll talk to them this is not an issue this isn't even an issue let's go all right let's go no issues oh it's what's her face okay holy crap an issue all right she uh i have a small problem not an issue just a problem okay she did not wonder what another name for a problem is no no no there's none okay uh i trust you good i activate stinky cloud oh yeah stinky cloud what the hell is going on oh you're trying to i activated fireball oh that was a fiery fart damn and then i'm going to heal myself because i foresee getting attacked i'm over here now hey where you going debbie what what's going on what do you mean over there oh i'm talking to i'll talk to them from behind all right all right yeah i trust you mm-hmm is this one of those assumptions that jacob was talking about i swear to god look i was i was gonna say nothing truly truly i assumed that i would be able to talk my way out of the situation this is something i believed in urnist oh we can't have a little treat in active me i'm mischievous scamp causing problems for other people all these words i didn't understand this i'm saying these scams a hard way to pronounce a mass i do want to say debbie that at least your your take on uh my favorite show of all time uh is better than it was boring all right that's all it's all my god oh my god can i talk for a little bit about how marcelina am i just cool i need to get down on my back was just completely fucking mischaracterized oh my god obsidian was the worst thing to ever happen to her the day logan okay but i don't know what he means and i need to understand sometimes logan just be saying shit but the problem is i know that if i ask i will be told things that i can't comprehend he's on a different level yeah yeah oh yeah logan thought it was gith yonkai all right like from game of thrones i hated the episode because they didn't call marceline marceline fuck that was marceline the whole time you mean to say i've been wrong this whole time oh i can't rage anymore oh no i can't get angry i think i think 60 of those hit points what's up oh you got 60 of those hit points she parried all of my hits oh well she can't do it twice uh i didn't i can push her oh i've got arcane synergy i'm gonna beat the shit out of her i've got so much shit please don't no you move right next to me that's my bad you all said it both of us you all said it after i did all of this shit oh my god hopefully i'll still be close enough that's my bad i pushed what was that what was that yeah that was push her in the other direction okay go zombie what's in his head don't don't get it in the way of me please i'm begging you move it as if you were flanking like the other zombie the second one i don't think it has that much movement oh no okay we'll just try to give me rooms yeah just try to give me room so i can hit it where'd you go oh god that was grandma yanky i thought that was the gift yeah no i'm getting out of there okay this this this oh you said what in its head because of the song zombie yeah yes we're getting it yeah we got it we got it all right we got there congratulations everyone notorious song no champagne oh no my bad wolf it's the 2018 version can you stop making assumptions about the thing you just said all right i'm going in i'll strike you down sorry i don't know why i was going in was funny what's in your head in your head ah someone watched this someone's was listening to the call of duty's ai version oh like wow good jump guy also i just don't so much damage in one turn i feel amazing that hurt so bad all right when that thing jumped charm yeah yeah i do really like the audio and tiktok that goes like hi a barbie oh that was a bad idea and i'm down must suck to have legs and to walk 20 ac still get hit by everything um davi i'm going to sacrifice half of my remaining hit points to bring you back to life what the fuck was that that's my symbiotic entity ability no that voice oh i don't know i was that's his that's his lower accurate voice this is what oh he's not going anymore we've reverted that timeline here we go you can have some no more gaping rooms i haven't moved your gaping why do you sound i got to stand right here why do you sound like kyle's cousin from south park it's very sizzling now that was home star running never mind oh kids are sizzling you get them to cry exposed do i sell my one sec not an exposing bite yeah my ac is still 20 that's good oh no we're fine we're fine that's good we're bad no we're doing fine uh oh please miss me my zombie still has four hit points zombie zombie uh let's see guys are blocking my way to all right i gotta go around your ass yeah what's in your ass zombies that's not good you gotta get them out of there we see you have poison other times maybe listen to zombie prostitute nope what yes excuse me yeah a rolliovoltaire did a song called zombie prostitute guys if i get a turn i'll do something really cool but i only have like four hit points he's paying all my money he's gonna pull a zombie out of his ass there we go i'm gonna kill that i have so many zombies on my ass what's in your ass uh roll a robocop uh what's in your ass low pan superman every single power ranger no fellas press in uh stand or logan spot the rock talk i can walk i can hold kogan zombie no good job good job we killed most of them wait i'm feeling great oh you're dying gore funky what's wrong with you yeah gore funky is uh i'm not feeling great i'm feeling pretty bad you're feeling pov i just been told that a tech hunt never mind i'm just not feeling this anymore pov i could help my friend or i could do this really wicked kill on a wolf isn't that ultimately helping your friend davi did you know that there's a one of those little fucking magic cats near me oh shit i got healed oh yeah thank you where's the cat beater i was trying i was trying to get you to heal me because i knew i'd get a healing word if you knew that there was a what were those things called gremelkin yeah the the man went out of his way yeah just to try to attack you just to shoot me all right guys are you ready for an epic turn i'm only gonna have my fucking bonus action are you did you seriously just waste all of the goodwill that i gave you who's going oh yeah what is it what is in your head nice i'm sorry now he's saved yep but i think he saved like after his turn like at the end of his turn well he still attacked me twice that's fine that that was that's to be expected hmm uh good job good kill man now that was epic i got that guy okay oh my god he's crunched that guy i'll eat this egg wait is there still somebody there yeah there's this person right here dude how do i ping again shit oh damn yeah i can't get to that person but i could do this okay what i think they didn't kill him no but it hurt them that's fine we'll get them yeah they get a turn but but oh sorry didn't mean to move the zombie i'll go over here yep thank you on multiple targets hmm zombie those really are the only lyrics are there yeah no what's in your head is the only other one yeah yeah hey you know we made another zombie and you're gonna die right away exploded behold i'm alive you're alive thank you all right thank you for the rest oh yeah i'm so grateful all right let's take a let's take a short rest okay if you if you check some of this some of these get the Yankee actually have some pretty good stuff on them uh do you want the soul breaker great sword it's it's only like really really good in the hands of a get the Yankee but yeah it's still great i'm gonna get this crossbow out uh sure wait wait wait does he have a crossbow it's what kind of crossbow you got oh okay uh i have a or i got the get the Yankee crossbow oh they're all heavy crossbows yeah when the cold of winter comes they're all two hands darless nights come for a day man lord of the rings was kind of boring in the thing i didn't say that that's not my take that's actually an okay take to have about lord of the rings they're long as fuck now that doesn't bother me that much if you told me i don't like lord of the rings because it's kind of boring i'd be like man lord of the rings goes by way too fast okay that's just weird that's not like a bad take that's just kind of like that's i'm just trying to be subversive bro samwise is the worst character i mean i kind of get that i feel like he's over hyped um Frodo's kind of really put down i'm kind of a more of a Frodo enjoy i love sam but i'm kind of a Frodo lord of the rings should have had no rings in it yeah why i'm a Frodo should have no rings i mean i mean honestly i wouldn't mind it just be about to tire that'd be kind of sick be kind of sick you see how how far i'm willing to not be mad about something i like and how fucking awful of a take attack it's so bad yes i did it i did it uh oh wait wait these guys are dead right okay yeah they're dead uh that's it oh god this is the sexiest character they died for nothing because their shit is useless oh dude i also love that we keep doing this every time we do it unless like that's not what i said thom bombadill is we kicked her he's kind of hot to be honest i mean he's got like he's kind of cool yeah he he wanders the woods singing songs picking flowers for his wife that's sexy it is sexy can we take another short rest because most of us are at half up okay i know i know it's kind of a oh yeah good well i want a quick save here oh good idea right here yeah save name it in your head i did nice i like that me and uh amazon these are both at four yeah point okay he did not name it uh i will let you know he did yes he didn't know no no no no shit all right we got we got gith all around us um there won't be soon i like it through the doors wait yeah i was gonna say which one do we want to go for first i don't know if we should really massacre the children on stream i don't i don't think we can that's not a problem oh my god the kids in the training one yeah they run away as soon as you get in there so i can't take the kids all right i still think we should go to the to the to the through these this door here okay fine okay we'll go that way then sure let's go before we go in initiative so okay nevermind oh are these the people oh that's the person that we sold or we bought all the shit yeah yeah and now we're gonna go get all the money back nice okay um i have this cool ability but i don't use it yet oh i love what we're supposed to love what can i do here i don't have any more rages i don't have enough movement for that well you know what i'll just let them come to me i got nothing i got nothing make sure you do you have anything to let's you make you harder to hit uh shield of thralls i can give my zombie sweet i i'm gonna i'm gonna give it to grandma yeah i kept trying to go but i got rid of hold her shield of thralls okay well i'm not gonna question why i did that the little wormy behind my eye you gave me that power in that case i'm just gonna have to cast dissonant whispers uh damn i don't really have a thing that i can do right now so i guess i'm just gonna walk it forward a little bit can i dodge was dodge i don't think dodge is a thing in this game yeah dodge is a thing in this game yeah well that's unfortunate yeah i don't think dodge is a thing in this game i'm gonna summon scratch in the middle of them i also believe that it's not a thing in this game maybe yeah i don't think dodge is a thing in this game yeah i can't seem to join you can get it right why can i get it in all right i'm gonna choose uh slashing flourish ranged what are you what are you doing on your turn Danny i'm gonna shoot this person multiple times can you dodge no i don't think that's a thing in this game Jacob oh it isn't oh no i don't think so all right now now that i have done that i'm going to dodge yep hey standing ovation get over your ken i'm just where i see black and she sees a friend well it takes for her to see the gift behind the man and fight for me the barbie man was boring yes honestly i didn't have enough titans in it yeah i think it's gonna be all about titans man once it became all about best i go check out a barbie what i want to put the titans because i saw a titan in the advertising so remember i really thought there were gonna be a lot of titans when in the very first shot of the movie there was barbie standing really big over everybody else yeah you i was promised titans she's just fucking eating people yeah why me honestly i just thought barbie would finally be a movie that like had the balls to kind of like make it about a different main character but it didn't do that so it just got really disappointed when barbie didn't stay dead in the movie i yeah i know i know i just re-funded a theater oh look at how wind up they are look at how wind up no oh my god you just unlocked a memory fucking when i went to see barbie they're legit oh Jesus oh no it's held oh no this is so funny because every fight dabby just gets shit on for no reason both by the enemy and by my friends i don't have enough movement no reason i buried the zombies fists good job oh no uh okay i'm just gonna let anybody know if you're here here if you're here if you're here if you're here if you're here if you're in a wine for me you're getting fucking blasted i feel like there's not much i can do at this point to prevent that so go for the full power of the sun to your face yeah you're bleeding now wait what happened was the memory we unlocked there dabby all right so i went to see barbie we were watching it in midway through somebody's phone started ringing and i was like okay well you know that happens whatever like it's annoying but it happens some people forget to do it yeah yeah for sure for sure but this person doesn't go out of the way to silence it no instead it's this like elderly black woman who is like across the row from me who just pulls out her phone answers it and starts having a full-on conversation out loud and she's got her whole family there and anybody who tries to show her just gets like mean mugged by everybody there like like by the entire family the whole clan wanted this conversation to happen during the middle of the barbie movie and it was and it was the worst part because it was happening during like the emotional climax of the film oh my god that's annoying it was beautiful uh you ready for my gore funky blast oh yeah gore funky blast i'm not looking that way so i should be safe i'm looking that way he just obliterated one of them is that the server has me held yeah he's he's he's got two elf left kill him yeah he's got two left okay okay okay hang on hang on hang on uh i'll take a i don't have enough movement what can i do with my bow and his action oh i could drink a potion of speed and then i can wax this guy in the god damn dome or i can use a chill touch but i may miss hit him in the dick let me see hmm right in the boing loins 70% chance to thornwhip i like those odds yeah well you guys eat it in everything oh my god jesus christ jesus ow you got want ow oh my god tactician is brutal hey idiot you just got reverberated well i guess they're i guess concentration doesn't really matter for them anymore nope okay you look around or just on the floor nice nice moves idiot i don't know why he just flipped on his blood uh that person's name is a jack near jira that was kind of hot that's kind of hot of you're not blood yeah he slipped on his own blood sorry i'm moaning but that's uh that's secondary to what i was saying they're not connected trust me he's got that plasmatic ribs oh my god you slip on your own blood but it goes like this you slip on your own blood but it goes like this i'm down guys oh shit there's only one or two left no there's two oh there's two where's the second one oh hey it's my turn there it goes oh there is the second one it's all the way back there all right we're running some heels okay period is wait warrior of can is still here yeah i'm just ken ow my guts i'm just ken and so am i put that manly hand in mine oh he's back i'm back yeah i'm just oh my god oh my god there's so many people before my turn i'm pretty sure i'm just gonna go down do you see the sheer amount of fucking healing i just did in one turn yeah that was a lot damn hello don't waste it oh my god i i tried to heal you and it walked me right up to you that's stupid why did i do that i'm gonna cry but first i'm gonna kill her you know what you know what no no i'm gonna go down anyway i'm healing i'm healing chun thick i'm doing what i came here to do let's go so all that for six hp oh i forgot he could leave us chun thick it's up to you oh no i'm gonna go shoot right now the six hp okay he's down oh hey grab on it's my turn throw a splash healing potion on all of us grandma grandma go super saiyan yeah don't stop don't stop we're in luck now don't stop there's so much to be found while the camera spins on her to cry no that was sarcasm too see you just can't tell but i know but the end of it you were like i'm gonna cry and then i decided no i'm gonna go into my my suffering is irrelevant your victory must be assured all based let's pull that one out oh and that one we'll stack that one there grandma yankee you can do this remember remember skip it up toilet the more you guys bring it up okay i can get two of you i can't get all of you yay i guess i can get one of you yeah i've never had that double thing work on me either wait i'm usually just go for one yeah it's your turn turn it's my return but well i should not be because there's only one thing that happens when it's not my turn i am yeah i mean i don't have rage so i you ran away yeah she's she's getting out of there oh boy i'm not gonna i'm playing tactically what yeah get some cover i have a haste potion no i i i consumed it do you have any healing i put it between my dirty little lips and just lap that shit up uh also end your turn alchemy real quick do you have any healing uh gore funky any like any left i have one spell slot left good all right that sounds like the answer is yes i will heal you if i survive hog so awesome what are you doing i was seeing if i could make a potion real quick i was using quick alchemy guys just imagining walter white in any combat scenario fucking dead oh wait why did you only get one failed death save oh wait no you're dead dead no never mind yeah i was confused this fucking can over here's gonna take us all out i just can't grab it i'll kill everybody in this room there's no need to cook anymore jessie we don't have time to talk jessie we're not on time jessie i love that we've just changed we turned into fucking rick jessie jessie we don't have time jessie oh no i mean i have cancer jessie can you invent something to get past it um no i mean i have cancer jeez wick oh i'm coughing and it hurts jesus christ you're white you're white oh jeez white put the put the put the ricin up your ass morning what's in your ass ricin jumped across the fucking universe to get to you oh my god you're bad it's not gonna matter you did such a maneuver to get out of there my god i just had hops all right walk out close the door close the door close the door damn it no this is a war of attrition hang on you just closed the door and he's like oh where did she go another second level spell slot back and my turn these two are just kind of stuck there we're just three dead corpses and a lot of blood whoa he disappeared where'd he go crummy yank he's in trouble oh the guy is not on screen for me that's fun yeah i don't see him where'd he go i think he's too far in my cone of vision to be seen oh someone in the chest like maybe the weapon of mass destruction was the better call and i agree i am dead i mean honestly why didn't we murder everybody with a with a weapon of mass destruction obviously they hate us like already to the point where they won't even talk to us i just wanted to have a conversation i tried to battle them in the marketplace of ideas and they shot me with arrows now they're just battling why i don't want to is if we kill all the get yanky like this why zeal probably isn't as mad at us she's like well she only gets mad at like the god thing i think i'm not sure why should we reload or yeah we really should it was very clearly something to reload do you care uh hang on i might make it out okay magic missile what you don't know is that grammy yanky has a lot of emotions my god uh and also why is my my camera is still all the way back in the room where you're all dead like i have to move the camera so far to get back to myself if you double click your face you will go back to yourself yes you hand me the healing potion and run away okay you got this you can live yeah i can't my draw doesn't let me go this far yeah say one tactic okay okay well all right time to load again time to load uh uh what was it what fuck what was it was give any toilet yeah that was the only yeah it's been a good string guys you know what we've made a lot of memories here today we push we've grown closer as friends is really the big thing i apparently made mortal enemies we're not enemies we're not even enemies i got it okay we can we can be enemies if you want as a treat a little treat we could be a oh i thought you were just implying that i was so low down i wasn't even worth being an enemy oh no no jake up what is your opinion of lemon grab climbing the tower of matthew all right yeah what what about uh when the uh the ice king went to went to babble on how about yeah i honestly my favorite part of adventure time is when uh is when simon petrikov is in that cave and god tests him like six times you guys are ripping really hard on this but what i said was something that actually happened in adventure oh shit my favorite part of adventure time is when all skin and bun fights god no unironically my favorite joke in adventure time is when huns and abadir punches gunther and he flies through the air ice king catches him and he's like gunther who told you you could fly i still quote like when the ice king walks in that room with all the gunthers and he's like goon tea ganti goontag ganta my other favorite one is in stakes when uh finn falls out of the air runs over to like the vampire lord dude and is like bam bam bam bam and like kicks him in the balls like a hundred times and martin's like hey we're not fighting anymore and he goes oh sorry dude and then he responds with it's chill i love the part of stakes where uh jake turns into a house and the vampire is just like can i come in no no what kind of creature are you and then finn pushes his face up against him and he's like there's a bunch of succulent teenage blood in here and then he high fives marceline yo all right what are we doing here what where we go all right we're gonna go kill them this time is is for real okay yeah we got we got it this time all right i'm gonna do my sneaky gorgonky dance oopsie that was not sneak sneak is la la la la la la la don't see me uh oh i have good news they haven't found me yet they haven't found me either ah they missed what a bunch of idiots so i have to point something out i rolled my initiative roll was six hmm i roll a six oh dab yeah i roll a six grandma yankee you better hit them with the fucking fireball um try to see if that's the best move where is grandma yankee in the hang on if i she's not it you're gonna have to push to us so i'm going to upcast that at third level that's good that's a good move and i'm still i'm still hidden so i can do this how does she saved okay bye i gave you a shield uh yes but i don't want to get shot a lot i know mmm delicious potion nice idiot good miss little did you know i rigged your dice we should so much damage we should back out that way the yeah they have to come what are you gonna do oh shit oh they held go wow they actually casted a whole person on somebody that wasn't daddy that's because they couldn't find me yeah they couldn't find it okay it's my turn i don't have an action at least i'm far ish away yep yep and i push you i don't think you can push me out of old person oh i like that you got back up you assume the position now none of us can leave yeah but it looked like i could push him grand choice here what if you close the door i think it'll just be go past me yeah all right you can jump over me you can still get out you can still get out that's good well yeah go funky is kind of screwed but you know i'm okay and look i'm fine oh don't do that no no no i'll show you don't jump you idiot don't no don't do that jump he's just gonna like stay there yeah he's gonna end his turn in my stupid shit punch zombie come here damn it zombie why this guy's just standing in a fucking garbage disposal it's can it's fucking can again yep radar a doth oh stupid ha ha what are you gonna do now don't rally ken all right i've got this one check this one out i'm gonna kill the guy that's right that's right above us check this shit out do it there's bad if you're a zombie can push uh akajak near Jira into my it can't but i will try to thunder wave i can't jump how i need to oh i can now jump jump jump jump we're good all right now i'm going to attack this guy a whole lot go attacks who and then my second action oh that was my that was all of my actions oh sorry zombie you're getting fucking i definitely should have uh used one of my flurries it worked you zombies go live one thanks for shielding me dabby no problem that's what i'm here to do guys dabby's so considerate i've had zombies hold on so long at that one hit point because they just keep making that fucking save mm-hmm they're great oh no she's teleporting so why would you stand on the same box is because she's trying to hit me see uh i could tell the moment that she teleported i was like oh you're only here for me yep see damn they'll never stop hitting me all right it's my turn guys don't worry i don't know what i've done i don't know why they consider me the biggest target that one's got a green glowing eye get it yeah i want that eyeball nice nice oh cloud daggers is done all right that's how you use the ability oh it is anything yeah because it breaks your concentration too oh but you did stun her though which is good yeah that's really good yeah um i would do my cloud daggers i'll do my bite and blast on my turn okay oh no okay that's okay yeah that's fine that's fine yeah i i legitimately thought they might still hit me can don't you dare don't you dare i'm just oh i'm just still alive is alive you idiot what are you gonna do a third attack oh no oh fool fool my zombie's gonna whack you in the butt oh it doesn't have its action why doesn't it have it's the goddamn parry yeah the parry how come i don't get to do i go down right now i swear to god yeah i'm just almost my turn where i see oh i'm so i was getting rallied victory i see i'll heal our friends here you are a two two two tiered heal yay eight health eight hit point that's two less than i two more than i normally get don't just say you're you're not about to insult the thing that i okay i could bite and blast everybody i'm just kidding i mean i'm not going to i'm not going to uh i can kill both of these people and then run that's what i'm gonna do all right if you check up and never mind it's nared nice i killed one i did not kill the other one which is unfortunate but yeah it's fine an opportunity attack oh oh i'm alive are you gonna kill us because they're in nared are you gonna somehow kill her no i don't have an action okay you're used it good in that case i'm going to uh fuck off oh can i not jump as a bonus set oh jumping takes a bonus action yeah it definitely takes a bonus action oh well in that case i'm going to die this turn interesting strategy javi could you stand right there yes why if you i mean if you just stand right i will take an attack of opportunity why why why dude if you just stand right and you know you just stand right there all right if you stand right here you move like five feet to the right jaco nine and five just two jacob jacob jacob jacob i know i know i know you're calling back to earlier episodes but but i trust you implicitly i will walk right over here and i have no move i cannot move it's not possible it's not like i i cannot move sorry i have a turn it wouldn't let me it wouldn't let me oh my god you clearly don't understand sarcasm let me try again um all right i'm staying right there i'm done all right sweet let's see who gets shot here corfunky ow see i was trying to help okay that's actually okay it's kind of what i wanted hey guys it's my turn don't worry um go tune thing let me think about it what is this pose that you've taken what you got it's uh from my favorite uh foreign cartoons oh my god it's erin in the midst of being eaten by titan see i'm like in the middle of biting my thug yeah mhm dabby's favorite part yeah my very favorite part of attack on titan the third episode i do want to clarify i did go on to watch it and enjoy it i just really wish that you would have fucking died it would have been great where did those magic missiles go what was that why did they miss they missed emma what emma you missed an unmissable attack what emma where did those go i was the pathing there i i saw them go this way they went like they went up i see i've seen this happen before for some reason the path fighting does not understand what the where here is so instead of going through this door they go all the way around the room this way until the other room out there back over here and it counts as five feet of movement for some reason all right i i'm so upset i have not seen it miss though that is very all that was ridiculous oh i'm not whole person anymore oh we're saved insulting insult me that's all it was oh no oh my god he's dead i'm just dead it's so am i i'm just lying on the ground in the face full of blood i used to float now i just fall down hey nice oh the zombies are gonna save us yeah zombies can join on that guy that song is whenever davi gets held person inside davi's head is like i'm sad again i like that back up close the door we'll let those of the two die no and the zombies will take care of the problem okay hang on hang on should i pick oh it's not even my turn yet oh oh god i got one left i left now i'm dead okay well guys i don't think we can beat these guys i think we should uh cheese a long rest hang on uh heal all of us emma you can pick one of us up before you think all right all right i'm loading the game i'm alone in the game oh my god oh i i was i was all planning i was like okay if i survive i don't know never mind okay i do think a long rest would probably help us the only thing is i think if we long rest is gonna force the conversation again but oh that's well it won't matter this time because we didn't blow the place up yeah we're good yeah yeah that's true okay go to camp okay go to camp go to camp no legs out don't even think about it please don't shut the fuck she's here we're not saying shit to you shit hot good my party has returned grandma yankee i misclicked it was a it was a miss input i miss clicked straight to talking to laze she caught you on the way out i accidentally misclicked all the way over to the other end of the map and then clicked on laze l she was like uh can i talk to you for a second we all bailed and you were like oh okay i gotta re shave my beard okay it stands for traders guys we got the definition there you go oh no i'm bugged uh i'm dev never mind i'm not bugged anymore i'm glad i could help i was bugged are you gonna go is that conversation over no it's keep it's i i haven't cool it's getting worse she's talking about her whole life story let's go hit her let's go hit her we just kill her shut up we want to get her out of the conversation oh no you have green tips this time yeah oh wait i'm still more funky i need to be gorgeous and i need to i need to change my class i was just glitched into telling esterian that i would let him feed on me oh no it's annoying as shit this ruins all my plans you're having a minus one yeah then also i was trying to make him come crawling back to me but now it feels like i tried to give him the cold shoulder but then chickened out and came back to him which is exactly not the kind of vibe i'm looking for what if i just have different eyes now yeah just realize no i gotta stick with the completely black eyes have you heard that ladies cover of that song davi that ladies cover of that song yeah no i heard it yeah whatever whatever you're talking about is definitely what i've seen he goes in join me no but did you listen to the melodica guys cover of it where they were basically just robots no what yeah melodica guys did a cover of it that was like a synth wave cover and it was taking literally the line what was i made for melodica guys melodica bros i think it's called actually oh yeah you never heard i gotta be honest i thought you were trying to hit me with like a lot of guys uh balls in your mouth fucking got them jacobe do you think that i would really ruin even threaten our friendship just for the sake of a stupid balls pun no yeah of course not you need to stop making these assumptions about me jacobe you just don't know i don't even i don't even understand you can't even tell when i yeah god damn it i only know pee pee poop yeah so stay in your poo poo lane jacobe when people are like is this is this the first strand type of game i'm the first pee pee poo poo type of a humor humorist i'm gonna break all the pots in our camp guys who do you think the first person to say pee pee poo poo was jacobe god oh this stream yeah god yeah that's great this stream i i i it's such an honor we haven't to be the first pee is it possible for us to take to take a rest yeah all right well in that case okay just click on the almost finished yep waiting don't you worry we're just here waiting oh my god i did not now i gotta start all over again wait did it really rip you out of it it did rip me out of it uh oh my god i don't have to start over again i just had to do that i would do that oh fuck i gotta redo my bar stop trying to keep healing maybe we should long rest maybe we should oh okay don't do it debbie you'll regret it will i don't do you're gonna regret it how bad are you am i gonna regret it jacobe jacobe is this i you have to ask yourself a question you have to ask yourself a question am i doing this genuinely or is it just sarcasm i can't i can't feel my legs you're right i did a regret that jeez that that b went far get over here just so kind all right i think i think i'm almost done yeah i'm done oh let's fucking rest yeah yeah i said i was done like five seconds after and then you guys started goofing off all right everyone say yes rest i was sunbeaming i was doing my bite and blast soda soda get a load of this malarkey obama yeah i'm sitting sitting is the opposite of standing oh great is the opposite of starting a road now i got a minus one to everything what i do because i'm sitting austrian like her all right i'm leaving camp okay guys i'm breaking all of their bases and decorated barrels i'm gonna talk to austrian and hope that he has something to say for all of this he's like you're like give me my blood back i'm gonna give him a hug he's like oh i didn't expect that i'm just gonna squeeze he's like what are you doing i'm gonna keep squeezing until did you have to hit that barrel that many times to break it uh no i kept kept being getting resisted i'm yonking this stuff to sell for later smart oh my guys i'll break it hang on i'm gonna say you're all the bullshit yeah yeah i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it jaco what is zero times 300 oh fuck um let me get calculator okay i want to go with this one right now we've gone the other way a lot of times i'm going over here all right let's go this way my calculator isn't working it's not telling me what it is just keep saying zero it was a broken more dudes in that room though yeah but not all of them are the big like warrior guys oh that's true and we have our third level slots so we can aoe also the there's a fucking the gift Yankee with a mustache isn't it oh that's right oh actually these yeah there's a lot of warriors in there actually but oh no he he doesn't have just a mustache he has your your hair your facial hair tune thing you have to go into a certain you're only be one yeah there could only be one of my facial hair in existence i feel like we all low ball these guys so that we can really pop off on the other ones are we ready i'm prepared wait let me get my let me get my let me get my i can hit all of them except for the ones on the on the right side are we ready all right there's not much i can do so yeah go ahead nice stinky it's stinky and there's a big fireball in there all right i'm walking in i am oh i'm relaxing well his name is so varsh keth don't worry he's he knows about bippity toilet it's my turn it's gorf's turn i can finally get angry nice let's go synchro hit nice holy crap that guy parried a ton i'm playing that song oh no oh do i want to go i might want to go for the three more than the two over here i'm going to start hitting out that way closing the door i can't all right final open the doors cast your spell and then i'm closing the doors again i'm not getting shot a bunch it's just not happening debbie gets held person so it opens the door just to hold the person debbie it'll happen it will happen we laugh but it'll happen no i think that's why it's funny all too um is your ball immune to fire damage is what ball yeah the balls immune to fire damage look it's made of fire all right cool nice someone took zero as you could have hold all of them in there i think that was the target yeah that was a dummy yeah um emma aren't you uh evocation i am evocation so it doesn't matter if we're in the area or not oh that's right all right if you entered your turn yeah attack that ball they missed i didn't do anything i just sat here you love how the enemies have to it they just love attacking the ball okay we are killing the kids nice all these are all the youths they're both the youths all right they maybe they ain't kids oh good the ball isn't nauseous anymore awesome oh my god they're dashing they double-dashed yeah you just got coconut mold you just got that's the we won't get you just got coconut mold send this to all your friends to totally coconut mold them uh davey take your turn uh i i have all these options i'm mario karting how what am i disadvantaged what am i my magicians band was drifting probably because okay uh fine i'll just shoot this guy and be happy die child nice reverie reverie from the top rope drifting in a mario kart i think that guy's the only guy that can shoot you davey i think this guy is the only guy with a ranged option with a gun that's fine oh all right you know i was gonna not attack you but actually nice nice but we'll do it for the bit mm all right they got a dash again the ball is the best spell in this game ow ow owie i still have a temporary hit point you losers oh dammit well there's so many things so many options i can do whatever i want it if all right in that case i'm gonna use my bard ability i'm going to do a slashing flourish i'm going to shoot want to shoot you many times pew pew there you go you are gone and you are dead he's killed goodbye i'd like to take my turn oh oh we all get our turns because i killed them i get it now that's funny yep it's very neat i love that nice i don't really want to go in the stinky zone for this piece to be over nice level up oh what you lose wobble combo that wait you guys leveled up yeah i haven't leveled up yet i'm like 43 xp from leveling up though after this fight you should be good i think i am encumbered though so i might just give somebody something there you go hand my carry my greatsword grandma they're missing a ball they can't hit a big fiery ball he's getting i'll put it up in my purse thank you grandma these guys uh gotta jump again not enough movement we need a general a general nice yeah give me that orange i'll chew it in front of you they want this ball dead so bad they'll they'll they'll find a ball over there yeah a ball that constantly burns them too a big fiery dangerous ball they're like on site use knives that's the best weapon it's immortal we can't kill it you fools what are you gonna say debbie you one second i'm waiting i'm waiting until everybody else is done where is she is she dead she's like you fools i put your dice in my ass taking damage for some reason yeah fire from the ball you were on fire from oh i can level up oh let me end my uh my stinking cloud my sneaky cloud yeah stinky cloud is over my stank cloud i'm going into the level up yeah realm level up yay guys i can turn into a panther now and then you have good loot on them you just find a point of killing all these children if they don't even have any good gear just find a love letter on give it a toilet if you just have iphone ipads you just find a love letter on one of them oh i got an extra attack thank you finally guys my level up kind of sucks what if i go into wizard yeah right just bite my whole style yeah yeah yeah i'm you now i'll i'll i'll keep my thing wait i get fungal infestation i can raise a mildewede mold encrusted zombie from a corpse is hypnotic pattern good in this game yeah i'm taking it it's not bad it's not bad guys i'm gonna get i'm gonna savage keth is gonna uh is gonna come back to us as a ew look at that thing it's a fucking clicker nice there's something in this classroom that you can raise all of these guys up as long as it lets you i have to use a fungal infestation charge and a reaction yeah so i might bring up two of them and then i'll save the other two for when we kill people okay i mean because if we grab if you got as many as you can now and then we just go for that next area that's well yeah what i kind of want to do is turn the people we fight into zombies so i see i understand okay okay okay oh my god beefy hit points it's cool how they look yeah they look really cool they really be giving huh and honestly they're really giving and i've always said that that's what they're giving yeah all right we're two now all right who do we kill next the people by the door we could okay i'll just follow your guys lead okay there's more people this way no i know those are top no no no no no no we should go for the really tough guys on the uh oh okay i was telling you to wait jake i did not mean i did not mean to do that i thought that was the mission put was the mission put calm down let's see if i can i guess just walk over there all right i'm in oh my god okay all right i'm gonna try oh am i want to well i was gonna say save but we're gonna be in here now shit i'm so far in the back i won't be able to get anything with anything good yeah i'm kind of the same there with being all oh i have counter charm now being in the back yay i have counter charm yeah counter charm everyone's favorite wait they didn't make it better no they didn't i'm gonna fucking in fact it's probably worse hey uh oh jake i'm just gonna go first dang it oh no okay gorf you might want to just close this door and leave them closed yeah actually that's a good idea that's legitimately a good idea just end your turn debbie give us a little counter charm i'm just gonna wander right here just out of an abundance of caution yeah because there's one guy that can go before anything oh don't trip oh thank god stop hitting me cool now he will hit you more oh my god he got two attacks and a rally nice good move uh oh i can't heal why can't i drink a potion interesting okay oh it's on my turn that's why what are they gonna do open the door like a loser grandma you gotta okay all right hang on what could you possibly be strategizing right now that's kind of awesome wow yeah yeah that's kind of sick okay uh then i think that's where i'll end my turn that's kind of feel like it's kind of great what's what's going on over there mm-hmm better dash oh i think it's only gonna get one person now come on i didn't think that threw it up yeah that's good though that guy's asleep it was perfect that guy went straight nine night oh my brain that person's name is a hoo-hoo rag what a name all right yeah so that was a waste of the scroll all right oh but you learned something new no i don't want to rage right now uh am i gonna be able to get there no i don't want to wait aspect of the elk yeah now i can move a little more nice damn it didn't get me there but that's fine and then fire cool okay what the fucking jedi hey jake what's your opinion on star wars which one just in general i think they're okay i grew up with them but they're all right i think it's uh i've been hit by blindness honestly kind of like right now i feel like it's really oversaturated because it's because disney can't help ourselves she's just behind us now kill her kill her fast mine enemy lines nice crawling gnaw do they if they die they'll become a zombie okay yeah yeah and then you don't have to waste the charge to make them one nice and blind why are you trying to instigate there are you trying to instigate some foul opinion from me of course not of course i you only you only have good opinions yeah only good ones oh i really cannot use any of my abilities so i'm just going to have to destroy you random person that i've never met before parabellum it's funny you say that though because the what i do on sundays before i come to this stream is we've been watching a soca because my family wants to watch it my god and um it's pretty good god damn it oh it's all right wow i i can't uh fuck you're just the one that's concentrating she just blinded me she hit me yeah she hit me with oh yeah okay there's not much i can do yeah nice all right back to the old standby so move good move that was supposed to hit that guy what they might hit him on his turn push him fuck you oh what the fuck what is going on get the doors what just happened i just knew that's door took damage no i took damage because i ran into my own cloud even though it said the thing was interactable without moving me it just moved me into the cloud it is so dumb this is why i don't use the cloud anymore do uh i kind of just kind of boring turn here this is why that is one of my favorite spells all right well we have to kill her somehow if we hit her enough times she'll oh oh my god i missed everything oh interesting my good news i was the furthest back and i'm dead no you're okay no you're good you're good they're just gonna open the door and shoot you right now what the car he's like why don't the corner oh he took damage he took damage yeah he took damage my poor performance freaking a hoo-hoo rag oh man i really want to close the door but then i won't be able to get to you guys you'll also take damage because the game hates you all right i'll just go attack them then but does the good does the door get a turn for cloud of daggers yeah right actually hang on before i do that oh my god that's amazing he's fucking dipped in that little bit of fire right there yeah i didn't react to damage get in here come on yurk oh my god that's illegal that's illegal that's illegal he's did an illegal move you can't jump over a cloud stop that you stop that far ag good thing i'm so raking while i'm being held just cuz ganky war magic oh my god it's my turn now is stunned is that my turn 36% chance to hit do it you got this uh i have a different idea not tomorrow today i will burn everybody that's me right there don't burn me i'm right there i'm right there i'm flammable i'm made out of wood davi are you summoning the dark beings again oh okay no no i just thought about it but no kill myself quick good no longer bleeding and then i will activate uh you know what yeah whatever that is i want to throw a stinking cloud on all of us oh that might not okay sure no i just don't have anything that i can do here attack dissonant whispers on the lady with a 45 chance to hit please just something fine whatever do it do it do it it's something at least it worked here you go nice she's exceeded her con save yeah she's exceeded the save but okay well that's everything i can do without dying so it's okay and now i'm going to get shot watch we're gonna shoot me uh probably gonna shoot me why would they shoot a non-hold person because they really oh my god i told you i told you they love shooting me oh i guess they got a lot of people and they still shot me you fool you didn't know that i'm a part of the the uh-huh pretty part of wow i love you even being an evocation wizard is the greatest thing you've ever decided yeah i desperately need to heal next turn i'm so loopy oh thank you okay let's see what can i do here um well uh i suppose i will you know away we pepper's back on a farm again i got an electric arm and then so if that wasn't if she wasn't the one who blinded me does blind just not go away is it just a one and done yep make sure it's yeah it's like a turn thing biden blast no oh my god what was that nice it was the biden blast the biden blast yeah obviously it's biden that was the the mace yeah that's the blood of lethander does that it's only do it once for a short rest i think it can do it once per uh game actually campaign oh really it's like wish i'm just kidding i was like that sounds wrong i'll trust you if you if you say yes but it sounds wrong come on push through the cloud run through the fucking god oh my god they put you to sleep that's so dirty that was rude as hell i love it when they use no save spells on me all right all right all right what what can i do to actually do something here uh kill warrior kunaroth you can push me you core kunaroth warrior his name is kunaroth yeah i got killed just your rock uh see because i can heal myself but then that i can't really do anything else to save davi you hear davi moaning on the floor like that he clearly needs help all right hang on what if i i'm gonna die next turn though i mean try to you could try to attack yeah i just feel like i don't think you'll do 40 damage yeah that's the thing i don't think i'll do 40 damage but i mean i'll just do it just do it just do it i have other options but oh oh that guy ah shit oh i'm unfamiliar or use minor illusion um can anybody's use minor illusion davi um no davi do you have minor illusion yes all right okay if we all die if we all bite it i have a better idea on how to use that glyph of warding uh if i set it up to be like a bomb one like like just one that does damage we could uh set it up and then use minor illusion to lure them over it and we could probably get more than one dude sounds good thank you yeah uh and then i will go over here to try to body block them because i can't do anything else you know oh no you used all my actions yeah uh well i have good news it's his turn so goodbye well wow god i look like a painful death i'm not dead yet no yeah you are no no no i don't want to be dead yet a stupid dumb stupid i don't know when the last save was it was before the fight that leveled us up i killed that guy nice oh congrats davi where do you want to be ping oh uh fucking honestly it doesn't matter they're gonna reach me wherever i am sure i guess like stretch i mean far away as possible but yeah that's about as good as where i would have been okay here's dude cast jump yeah are you gonna go oh jump and heal what a turn oh my god i spent all that i did all that uh you know miss yeah thank you okay okay okay oh i can't do it anymore uh i'm gonna have to heal i mean really healing isn't gonna do anything to me because like no can you shove me with a bonus action maybe yeah and then i'll wake up and then maybe i'll there you go thank you all right i can't help him i mean i can't but i think i'll rather just hit this guy four times that's fine that's probably a good idea it's a much better idea kill heal don't parry keel nice nice nice nice nice nice come on come on come on come on that's okay that's okay it's my turn after all of them go so um actually if you jakem i think it's zombies if that oh that's true they will get to go and they can hit zombie i just don't want to get shot that's fine yeah okay okay okay dude what the fuck tactician mode um i'm afraid the zombies are gonna take nine damage and die with a with a with a it's off hand strike so good luck with that grandma oh that didn't work out that did oh my god nice that was good okay don't worry i'm not dead i got you stop whining now don't take eight damage that was that was good that was good maybe a little thorn whip maybe a little thorn whip okay okay didn't work maybe a little bit spores nope that didn't work either um well i'm out of ideas come over here no no go over there i'm hiding behind my zombies you get so good shot though it'll be fine no no it's okay i like how i'm doing jazz dances i'm dying hiding behind me wait i was hiding behind you oh my god ah they missed i was just a zombie i was just a zombie we're fine i'm okay i'm alive i'm alive i'm tanking i'm tanking oh what is she doing there i i swear to god fucking christ do a charm do a charm please be charmed nope oh i'm still alive though because i healed myself beforehand never mind goodbye you shouldn't have said anything how do you not have your action why don't you have your action zombie what did you do did it get hit so hard that it went down yeah yeah um oh i'm back whoa yeah have fun with a bonus action let me try a second level here i think i'm gonna give myself don't look at me don't rolls don't move yeah don't move for a sec oh okay now can i move yes now you can move bye give wizards more bonus actions please more bonus actions i have nothing i have no idiot all more things that can do bonus i'm i'm alive i'm alive the blood of lathander helped me i'm alive oh damn you're still up i'm so achy is hard to kill where is davi what goodbye goodbye you fucking all right i got a turn i got a fucking turn hey nice oh my god you won't die nice finally finally i'm free 65 chance no i'll just fire my bow at him all right we gotta take out whoo whoo reg yeah hopefully i can maybe i can revive tune thick on my next turn oh do we not have any scrolls we might not have any scrolls left oh nice i know i'm gonna say she's very low on health god damn it damn nice not nice enough uh there's gonna be some more guys coming coming yeah goodbye oh now you're good you're okay oh cash yield yeah nice why do we keep me that option the first time it wouldn't matter because it just didn't matter um well my zombie can hit this one so it's going to wait go other zombie don't dash you need to dash oh yeah all right i'm good i'm healing i'm no okay yay your little fucking flute i swear to god oh do you want to heal in or not or do you want to make fun of me all right tune thick you're becoming a zombie all right that's fine i actually don't know if i can be revived if i do i got her she's dead i got her oh my god you got her you did one left look how much health i have now i just took a big holy crap mmm it was delicious and yummy i think i just wasted a goddamn potion because it didn't all right well whatever in my turn there yep we got this we can kill lana on lana on lana on lana on blinded me what should i do i got it whoa nice nice oh my god oh javi you have a scroll of rivify on you okay what are they doing they take damage every turn for some reason well they slowly die yeah where's my rivify zombie can you just take it for my inventory i can't because you locked your inventory i've i ah there it is guys you will never believe it i wasn't all right well it was stuck everywhere i will have to stop here yep that's great and yep good good times good times good times get up red make sure you say yep saving right now all right davey i hope you understood that that's what i named our last safe file what sarcasm yeah it's an honor review it's named davey i hope you know that's sarcasm all right good night everybody davey has a lot of some