 I hunted down every single mystery Easter egg and we're opening all of them today. Hey, what's good boys? Hope you had an amazing Easter. You're seeing this the day after. Let's have some fun. This Easter promo was absolutely insane for multiple reasons. Number one, there are tons of eggs. I have no idea what's in them. I don't go on Twitter. I don't spoil this for myself. Number two, there have been so many glitches in the last two weeks that the Madden auction house is just completely broken. Unfortunately, I didn't get to take advantage of any of them, but that's okay. I still collected every single egg, except for one, so I lied to you a little bit here. Now the one egg I did not collect was the red extravagant egg that said 99 MVP on it. Glaringly obvious that it was Patrick Mahone's Superbowl MVP. When I get done opening all my eggs, I will verify to check that it was him, but I'm not mad that I didn't get that one because I already knew it was in it. Now I do have three of the purple 350k quick sell. I'm thinking this is gold 99 ring of honor, but honestly, let's just hop right in. We'll go down the line. The first thing we'll open is this maroon egg right here. I've got four of them. It's a large egg. Dude, it was not as easy to get eggs this year either. Ooh, whoa, wait, so this large egg is a 96? That's actually really high. I thought the large eggs were gonna be like 93s. Larry Oganjoby. Do we think all of them are Larry Oganjoby or do we think... I wonder if they're all Larry Oganjoby or if this is like a random 96. Okay, let's open another one. Holy shit, that is a we- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? Maybe a 94 plus overall player? We just got a different animation. Ooh, see, this is the kind of egg that I like or even I don't exactly know what's in it. Playoffs? 96 champagne. So the lowest we got is Jerick McKinnon. We got two 96s. Oh shit, I just opened the medium egg. My bad. 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Also, I don't know what the auction house is looking like right now but I have to imagine it's absolutely just torched and always gets ruined by these promos, man. Our next one is 94 Cherick McKinnon again and that closes out the maroon egg. All right, next up is this extravagant egg right here. It's actually super important that this is good because this is the egg I have on Wheel of Mud. I have one of this orange egg right here on Wheel of Mud so I'm praying this can be good. We'll see what it is. It's gotta be a sugar rush player. We knew that already. 96, oh, so it's either, it's either a 96 overall sugar rush player or a 96 plus sugar rush player. I didn't realize they gave Davis Mills a card. It's actually a pretty good card. 96, Davis Mills to start us out. Let's clean up this orange egg then. I'm really hoping that I'll pull at least 198 because that means we'll have a chance to get a 98. Wheel of Mud, we get 96 Grant Delpit next. This egg only quick sold for 110,000 training so I wouldn't be too shocked if it's just a 96 and you can't get a 96 or better. There's 96 Oghan Joby. It is very realistic that this is just a straight up 96. Yo, if anybody pulled a 98 in this egg please let me know in the comments because I wanna know whether I should be excited for Wheel of Mud or not. I don't wanna get my hopes up but so far we're all 96s. We have two of these remaining. Come on, baby, come on, baby. 96 Davis Mills, wow, I'm getting duped up too. Give me a little variety here, gentlemen. At least it's an exact one-to-one training ratio if this is only 96s. Hey, I think it is only 96s unless I got a little unlucky there but that's okay. 110k training, I got 696 overall sugar rushes. I'll take it. I feel so strongly that this is a random ring of honor but I'm gonna hold off on it. I'm just gonna let it sit there for a little bit. Let's do this large egg right here, the light blue large egg with blue and red on. Ooh, ghost of mud, 94 Tua, oh no. These aren't ghost of mud players, are they? This is probably similar to the other large egg. Oh my God, they're actually ghost of mud. Holy fuck, wait, is it just Tua? Two of these nuts in your mouth, bitch. Wait, is this really just a Tua egg? Hey, we have one more. I think it might actually be ghost of mud. Oh, it's not. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck? So that large egg, it might've just been 94 plus overall players and I just happened to get Tua Tungvailoa back to back. Fuck it, I guess, hey. Now it may be the case that all these large eggs are the same thing. So let's open this large egg next. This is the blue one with yellow and pink on it. Is this a 94 plus player? Potentially? Hmm, 96 for Sean Slater. That's a good way to start it. Okay, let's bounce around. Let me do this yellow large egg next. This is kind of really fucking good. Not even kind of. For these to be this good, the large eggs is really shocking to me. This is Electronic Arts we're talking about, dude. Fuck yeah, EA, you juice the shit out of these. 94 Carlos Watkins, I'll take it. Dude, because I mean, getting your hands on a large egg was not hard. Hey, dude, these keep popping out. 96 is the large eggs. I'm gonna rip all the large eggs, man. Although I will say, the highest I've gotten is the 96. So I keep getting 94s or 96s. In fact, I don't even think I've gotten a 95. So I wonder if it's capped. I wonder if it's 94, 296, and you can't go. There's my first 95. We get Team of the Week to Marco Murray. I think it might be capped though. So it's nerfed to some degree. I don't think I could pull a 97 plus in this. 95, Derek Johnson right there. That's a heater. I don't like the large eggs, man. I haven't even opened a single small egg yet. Large egg, Cameron Wake. Got some dope. Team of the Years in that one, okay. Yeah, this blue one's been spitting out some Team of the Years. Let's see if it continues the trend. Team of the Year legend. Oh, wait, who is this then? Brunel. Apparently that Mark Brunel is actually a really, really good quarterback. Not bad. He might be worse. Oh, no, wait. I'm back to back him. Hey, Nick Mangold. Dude, I fucking love Nick Mangold. Dude, Nick Mangold is like my all-time center. Like if I was building a team, like my greatest of all-time team, I'm putting Nick Mangold at center, bro. That's fire, dude. Whoa, we're banging the legends right now. Marshall Yanda, building that O-line. I'd just say we're banging that whatever. Large egg, baby. Come on, what we got? Hey, Kurt Warner, we'll take it. We'll take it. So what do we got left? We've got the three potentially Ring of Honor. If it's not Ring of Honor, I'd be so depressed. We've got what I think is great-ired guardians in this extravagant combine. Two small eggs, two more small eggs, three medium, three medium, four medium. We got four of, I think this is free agency. Two medium, two medium. Wow, we got so much left. Holy shit. All right, let's do a small egg. We're gonna do the gray and yellow small egg. It's gonna sauce me a 91 damn leg. There's nothing wrong with that, man. I'll take that. Like honestly, EA has fucked us so much harder on these small, like small presents, small eggs before. If these are 90 pluses, this is really good. What's up? Oh my God, small egg, 96 miles, Jack. Let's go. Oh, what a dopamine rush, man. I spent like two and a half weeks burning all of my training, all my mommy's credit card maxing out that shit. Had to call Capital One, say look, my Fortnite account got hacked. I just wanted some V-Bucks, get it all refunded, scam those frauds. Whoa, wait, Media Max got an A.K.A in it. Fucking love you, man. You're the fucking goat, man. Another team of the week. That's my law, we'll take that out of the medium egg. So, a medium egg just had a 91 in it. So, I'm guessing the medium eggs are probably a 91 plus. Say we get 93 briefs all right here. Card was a nasty when it came out. Another small egg right here. It's a little yellow small egg, and it's gonna have, okay, so this is 90 plus because that's a 90 harvest. Ooh, that's where the bag comes from. So, the small egg could be 88 plus. I just happened to pull a mile's Jack in the small egg. Another medium egg right here. We get the light blue medium egg, another A.K.A player. Come on, baby, give me that. Big play sleigh. Another medium egg. This is that same one, the light blue. Looks like they might've all been A.K.A's. Tom Brady the goat, 94 overall. Lots of mediums left. Dude, these mediums are juiced. I'll take it. Look at that series of Redux. We get 91 Jordan Davis. Looks like the medium eggs might have a theme. Yeah, this medium egg is just series Redux players and that last one was just A.K.A's. So, there's Cordero Patterson, 94. Record breaker, that's a savage card. And this should be another Redux then. Yup, another Redux. It's 91 record breaker Lamar Jackson. I love that card when it came out too. Damn, there's actually been some fire cards that dropped this year. Dude, I tell you what. I do talk so much shit about EA and I'm actually gonna be dropping like a full-fledged rant video on this. So, if you're interested, make sure you check it out. I love Mutt and I really love the players they drop but I fucking hate discount abilities. Discount abilities piss me off so bad. Like, take this foyocon of Louis Conn, for example. How good this card is is solely dependent on what discounted abilities he gets. So, he's a really solid 93 overall middle linebacker, right? But if he doesn't get lurker for a discount, this card sucks ass. So, let's take a peek here, if it does. I assume it does. It does, he gets a discount lurker, he gets it for one AP but if he didn't, this card would be fucking trash and I'd have to spend two AP on a middle lineback. Whatever, I'm dropping a full video on it but I just think it's really stupid. This is a heater pack opening. Let's not bring my, let's not drag my shit into this. Let's just keep fucking going. Tie law again on the medium egg. So, that was the team of the weak medium egg. So, what is this yellow medium egg? Do the colors on these, oh, it does matter. That is totally the colors of Great Iron Guardian. Yeah, this yellow is, okay. Damn, I don't think I ever wanna guess that though. They concealed that, yep. These are the GG volume ones, get Taquan Graham. So, then this maroon medium egg. Is this AKA? Oh, playoffs. Get Matt Breda to start out. Oh my God, Matt Breda is still in the league. We'll run it back. So, I'm assuming these are all playoffs though. That is also technically a playoffs promo. 94 mile sanders. We got a small and a medium left before we go into a massive rush on extravagant eggs. That shit's gonna be wild. All right, we'll start out with this little small egg right here. So, these were the legend eggs. This small legend egg has Ed Reed and our final blue medium egg. So, this should be a 91 plus legends player. It's gonna be 91 Mike Ulster. And if it is, I get to bang your mom. It looks, I'm banging your mom. Oh, and now the moment you've all been waiting for. I made you wait for it, man. Three extravagant eggs. One of this peach pink one. This is the last one. I finally found it. It was so hard for me to find this egg. Five of what I think is Super Bowl. Four of this pink one. Three of what looks like combine six of the blue and yellow and three ring of honor. I'm gonna start with my one. I only have one of this peach one. Let's see if we actually got any unique players in this drop. Our player's gonna be 98 Brandon Marshall. Wait, so Brandon Marshall is already a player you could go, oh my fuck me, six foot five? Oh my God, that card is nasty. He has 99 jump and he's six foot five. That's meta right there, baby. Oh, I did not realize B-Marsh was six five. Dude, he's got 82 run block. That's actually insane for a wide receiver. 82 run block, 94 truck, 93 change of direction. Impact block is 85. His juke is 99. Catch and traffic is 98. His break tackle is 99. It's a fucking, this is Derek Henry. This is a six foot five Derek Henry who can catch. Brandon Marshall, that's sick. Well, you know, I'm not gonna lie. I was kinda hoping that one of these eggs would have a unique player, a player that wasn't already in the game. Doesn't look like that's the case, but that's okay. That was a sick pack. So those are probably, that pink one is probably just 98 Easter heroes. Now we go to game changers. I'd be shocked if there's any unique cards in here, but I think this is just gonna be a 98 overall game changer. And it is, we start with 98 Kevin Byard. Honestly, not a very good card. A little too short to be playing the free safety, but hey, that's a hell of a card and he's still gonna sell for an excellent amount. Kevin Byard. All right, next one up is 98 Patonio. That's card is nasty. This is a huge one to get right here. 98 Patonio, an end game left guard. Just 96 plus in every single offensive line. It's a 98 pass block. I love seeing like the goofy stats that are really good. Like, look at that, bro. He's got 76 jump. And we'll open our final game changer. Just give me someone we haven't gotten yet, baby. Somebody we haven't gotten yet. Tyson Campbell is a savage. Tyson Campbell is so good too, man. Six foot one. So he's a tall corner with amazing stats. Tyson Campbell, that's the move. We actually started out slow there because Byard I think is one of the worst ones, but Patonio and Tyson Campbell are amazing. Dude, this is my favorite one. Let's do combine. I was literally gone for the entire combine promo. I was not home for this. Every single card I'm about to see is a card I've actually literally never seen. I didn't even look it up either. I'm a fucking casual. Evan Engrel gets a combine tight end card very fast. Honestly, this is a glorified wide receiver card. So this combine egg is probably just 97 overall combine players. I don't know if there are 98 overall combine players. I know there's a Chris Johnson, but was he eliminated? Hey, maybe I'll just pull him to find out. Leon, whoa, you can pull Leon's sandcastle in this? Mutt 23 NFL combine champion, stated that he can play DB, RB, QB, tight end, and even a little bit of RMB. Yeah, this card is actually hilariously good. 99 zone coverage, 98 speed, six foot. This is a very, very good card. The only problem is he's a free safety who can't really tackle. 84 hip power, 80 tackle on your free safety. Yeah, this moves me out a little bit. But it is so fire to pull Leon's sandcastle, man. Oh my God, look at this fucking scuffed ass blur job on the tattoo. Are they not allowed to have the tattoo on the card? Have you guys ever noticed this? Look at this Christian Watson. Either way, a six foot four, he's a big boy. I keep forgetting how tall Christian Watson is, man. That boy is tall. I'm thinking this is Super Bowl promo, like the Super Bowl legends, and these are some of my favorite cards. I love these cards. If I can get one, Ray Lewis, that's all I want. Ooh, wait a minute. Ooh, it might not be the legends. Maybe it's, it could be both. So we start out with 97 Jalen Watson. Ooh, I'm really hoping this isn't just like Chiefs and Eagles players. I really hope I can potentially pull Ray Lewis in this, bro. Ray Lewis is one of my favorite cards this year. Oh, come on, baby. And there's that Darnell docket wheel about legend. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Hold it. Let's go. I spoke that into existence. I'm like a dumb bitch on TikTok, bro. I manifested it. Ray Lewis, Super Bowl legend. I do believe that discounted abilities should exist for rare scenarios and for only one or two abilities, like not a lot. So for example, this Ray Lewis has three discounted abilities here and then two more right here. It's just total fucking overkill, man. Fuck you. I don't want to deal with all this shit. How this Ray Lewis card should look is you should have these three ability buckets that everybody else gets no discounts and then one slot right here and all he gets, all Ray Lewis gets discounted is crusher. So you get a slight edge for using Ray Lewis, but it doesn't ruin other cards. I don't know. Hey, I got my Ray Lewis, baby. All right, 97 Ray Lewis, not whatever we get, whatever we get, baby. I'll take whatever. A Jalen Watson again. This is Adelman right here. It is. I guess I'm just pulling dupes to that. You got to give me somebody else. You know you have to. 97 Jason Kelsey. All right, three extravagant eggs remain. I've got six. I'm going to go this one. I strongly believe this is Great Iron Guardians volume two. It is. And I think these are 97s. Start out with Delaney Walker. I got to play Debo Samuel and Madden and some dude walks up behind us and is being so nice and it's just standing there talking to us during the whole game. And at the end of it, at the end of talking to him, I shake his hand. I'm so sorry I never got your name. And he goes, it's Delaney. And I was like, I said, are you Delaney Walker? He's like, yeah, bro, I'm Delaney Walker. I go, bro, I have used your card on Madden for so many fucking years. He was very excited about that. Great guy. That's all I wanted to say. Isaiah Simmons is so nasty. Why does Isaiah Simmons have a corner? Did Isaiah Simmons ever play corner? That's a fucking monster corner. Pursuit is horrible. His strength is really low. It's just an interesting card. All right, so we'll stay on this one, see who we can get. We get two. Delaney Walker, it's, he heard me telling the story. I wish you could get the limiteds. I know they're limiteds for a reason. We get Cooper Cup here, but damn, remember that Marcus Williams? We had him in Wheel-A-Mot. Al Woods, 97, we'll take that, baby. What else we got? A little extravagant egg. Here, Roddy White. Hey, that Roddy White's a savage. I used him on a team build. He's fire. Okay, so we got our grid on Guardians of Vol. 2. Not a lot of dupes, so that's fire. Just Delaney Walker. Four of these, I think these are free agents, which means they're guaranteed to be 98s if they are. Oh, let's go, baby. 98 Tony Pollard. This fucking Tony Pollard haunts my nightmares, man. He's so good. 98 break tackle, 97 change direction, 97 speed, 99 exhaust, that nasty card. Well, baby, these are all 98s. You know what I really want? I want the ODEL. I want that 98 ODEL. You fucking know that! Holy shit. Who did I stroke off at EA? I'm getting every card that I'm asking for. 98 ODEL Beckham Jr. Well, it's funny. I never realized ODEL was only 5'11". He's a midget like me. 98 speed, 99 jump. And you can just have the nastiest team with this shit. I actually will. I'm gonna throw in the whole lineup. I'll see what kind of lineup this made. Pollard again, so we double up on Pollard. And I think I have one more of those before the potential ring of honor egg. I'm hoping it's a ring of honor egg, man. I wanna see that ring of honor innovation so bad. We get another Pollard. Damn. And the moment you both are waiting for! The purple, gold 99, quick sells for 350k extra. All I need to see is that ring of honor animation. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. You got it. You know you got it. What? What? What? My shit! Where's my dick? Where's my balls? What is this fucking wizard ready? Where's my dick? No fucking way. I swear to God, if that was ring of honor and it was Barry Sanders. Oh my God, are you shitting me? I'll take it back, EA. The problem with Madden is not discounted abilities. The problem with Madden is your entire fucking workforce. Every single server you own is hosted in the Amazon jungle in a tiki hut made of fucking bamboo sticks from eight orangutans circle jerking each other around a copy of Madden 23. That's your fucking servers. That's your life. Fuck. I swear, I'm going item manager. It's just gonna be at the top. You fucking piece of shit. There's no fucking way you rob me of that, bro. Oh my God. Suck my dick. Oh my God. Are you shitting me? Of course. There's five fucking ring of honor players and you're gonna fuck me on Barry. Oh my God. I'm gonna get Tony G now. I guess this is Tony G. Yeah, no, I get to watch this. It's Barry. Show me the sauce. Show me the sauce. Do I triple up on the boy? Don't tell me I just did. Wait, I did get Tony G. Oh, no. Lawrence Taylor. Hey, I'll say Lawrence Taylor. Fire, Lawrence Taylor. The top and off man, ring of honor. So it was gold 99 ring of honor players which is so nasty. I'm gonna generate the best lineup. Let's see how good my team is from the eggs. 96 overall. And there's honestly a lot of positions we didn't even fill. Like we didn't get a right tackle. We're still in 96. One hell of an Easter opening. I hope you guys loved it. One of my favorite videos of the year, every year. Hey, well I hope you guys had an amazing Easter. And if you don't celebrate Easter, I hope you have an amazing day. I appreciate you guys so much and I'll see you in the next video. Peace.