 This programme contains swearing, sexual references, scenes of mild pain and outrageous tattoos. On the count of five. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. And you may remove the fear goggles. Did you fucking bellend? It's a good tattoo, but you're a fucking arsehole. Please tell me the story behind it, because I'm dying it all. Ant has a thing for sleeping with older women. So how old are we talking, Joe? Not that old, to be fair. He slept with someone that old, though, when he was 18. What did Ant just say? She said her granny. She was older than his nan. And how old is that? Like, 67. 67? That's like, ooh, a PQRS me. Even I wouldn't shag a 67-year-old, and I'm a scotty fucking T-man. And is a design that you've done for Joe everything you hoped? And more. Joe, are you nervous? Yes. I can safely say I am now. Okay, guys, on the count of seven. You may remove your fear goggles. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. You may remove your fear goggles. What the fuck is that? Oh, that isn't... Look, so real? Not that I've ever had them. You're such a prick. I don't even know what to say to that. He looks fucking right. Point of general warts, mate. Mate, those filthy nanas. What the fuck, even? How do you even think of that shit? They look really real. It's not cool. Cheers, mate. And remind me never to piss you off, because not only have you brought Joe down a peg or two, you've actually ruined his life. This is one of the worst tattoos we've ever had. Congratulations, and do you want to explain the tattoo? He's always just cocksure, innit? Fuck me, that is diabolical, that, like... Kind of brush it off as like a shaving rash. Shaving rash? What's it been, shaving with me? A fucking corkscrew. Fucking hell. I was not expecting to see that, like, that is just blew my fucking dick off. Are you still friends? Yeah, I didn't even buy the first drink at the pub. You fucking be buying more than one drink, mate. I'll tell you that. I tell you now, there's not enough drinks in the world to make up for that fucking filthy tat. I'll be careful of your leg, and you're going to start trying to hump it.