 No, don't. Craig, was that you? No. Maybe. I can't get a scare. The following video contains a ton of swearing and jump scares and flash flashes, so viewer discretion advised. Craig and I checked out our favorite event in all of Ontario, Fear Farm. Go to fearfarm.ca to get your tickets, because this event is absolutely insane. It's Craig and I's favorite, honestly not sponsored at all. Best attraction in all of Ontario. It's got four haunted attractions, one hayride with absolutely scary scenes. The stalking dead in a cornfield, the hillbilly hike, which is absolutely insane, and then Hiller House, which is terrifying. You have to check it out. In the following video that you're about to watch, you're going to hear me swear, you're going to hear me scream, I apologize, profusely throughout the video, and everyone that works at Fear Farm is absolutely insane. Special shout out to the two little boys we met at Fear Farm. Family run event is so awesome. You guys are so cool. Thanks for everything. And yeah, you guys have to check out this event because you'll see for yourselves in the following video. It's absolutely hilarious and awesome. Thanks to all the haunt workers that work at this event. You're all amazing and you got me so well. Have a good one. Oh my God. Oh, what the hell? This looks different. I don't remember going right into the cornfields. All this is the scariest shit one. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. No, you don't understand. They use, like, walk a little fast. Please no. Stop. Oh, fuck. Sorry. We're good in here, right? I don't know. I can't tell what's real and what's not. Exhibit A. Sorry. Oh, look. What? Back into the cornfield. Oh, fuck. Off with peace and love. Stop. Don't fiddle around with shit. What if you accidentally grab a monster? That's even... Can you imagine being in a... Fuck! Sorry. Pitcher, though. Being in a fucking zombie apocalypse in a cornfield. Not with you. That's for sure. Stop. Holy shit. Why are they fucking it up? I'm too old for that. I can't do these anymore. I have to send other people into these for me. Oh, shit. Krega, come get me. I can't push through. Sorry. Just go. Just go. Oh, shit. No, don't. Krega, was that you? No. Holy... It's too quiet. Is it almost over? Oh, my voice hurts. They don't even give you time to catch your breath, eh? Oh. I remember this. This is where Krega jumped. Keep going. Are they there, Krega? Oh, shit. Nobody here at all. Man, an insider's voice is going on. Hi, YouTube. Hi. Sorry. Holy fucking shit. The moaning behind us. That was hilarious. On your right. What? On our right. Did you not hear? He's, like, on your right. And then we looked to our right and they're coming. Oh. I don't trust these corn things. Oh, shit. Fucking... Sorry. No. God, yes. You're trying not to laugh for the monster. Yeah. Look, I'm going to try not to laugh. Get me. Brendan, she's sitting there squeezing a train horn all day. I'm sure she can handle your screen. Sorry. Yeah, she's probably out here. Fuck. Sorry. Fucking hell. Shit. Can we find a light? Yeah, let's go over here. Well, that was definitely different. Oh, shit. Damn, each of these keeps getting better than the last. Fuck. So easy to not get scared if he's just... What do you mean by that? Because it's funny watching you. Sorry. No one else has the heart attacks? Oh, this room. You know this one. Oh, you're all getting scared in here, just saying. They grab you. Fuck off. Just come on up. Oh! Just jump up now. Oh. Sorry. Okay, they're not below the fog this time. Sorry. Just go. You're the most scared, so you're my favorite. I see why you're filming now. I'm sorry. Oh, my monster. My monster. Yeah, for dinner? Yeah. Look at what I made. Oh, damn. They have so many scare actors in here. Chris, well, that's such a scary ambiance. Yeah, what is going on over there? What was that? That came from the forest. Sure. That likes the beach. What? Sandwich. Oh. Oh. Sorry. I don't want to stay for dinner. Oh, joke again, the second one. I'm working so calm. Why? Because nothing gets underneath your skin. Good you. Chris, well. I'm getting Chris. Oh, fuck. Sorry. Oh, yeah, you are. In what horror film do we walk towards the... Michael Myers. Really? I don't trust looking... You've got to look everywhere in these. Yeah. That's a creepy costume. Wonderland could never. You look flat. Yeah. What is that? Parkour? That's going to look so cool on the camera. Stop. Oh, I think we go this way. Why did Brendan get out of the car? It's like the train horn from the other side. Oh, I couldn't see her. Shit. Hello? Sorry. Okay. I think this might be better than screen parts. Yeah. Stop. Oh, you have to find your way out of this. Remember? Oh, shit. I forgot about this. You have to find your way out. Hi. Any hints? This way. Oh, shit. Shit. She came around and we didn't see her. Oh, hi. Hi. I'm holding up the whole maze. We've got to hurry. This way. Which way? This way or that way? This way or that way? Is it? I got us out. Holy shit. Where did that come from? Right here. Oh, my God. Okay. I'll find it. I know. I don't know what's an animatronic and what is it? If it's coming up, does this sound like it? Yeah. Oh, it's not? It's not. It actually hurts. Them peaches in Georgia. That was the best hiding spot. What did you guys think? It was awesome. We can't see you, but it's okay. That's okay. The last one got me. You should have seen Brendan when the picture frame started moving on the wall. Yeah. Shut up. Brendan, I can't get the screen. Insert scream counter now.