 I've just been playing a game called Stories Untold which is absolutely amazing. Now to discover this other game in my Steam list, I bought this at some point, it's called I'm Scared. It looks like the kind of thing that some kid on the internet would make. And then loads of kids on the internet would say it's amazing, when in fact it's not. But Rock Paper Shot going to say it was good. I couldn't read the full article though because they wanted me to disable my ad blocker, and I'm not doing that. So apparently it only takes about 20 minutes to get through. So I figured I'd just start streaming it. Anyone who's interested in watching it, I can't talk, it would spread in my mouth. Let's see what we've got here. I'll just see if anyone wants to come and join. So I've got a couple of people watching. I expect it to be amazingly exciting. Damn right, keep that beard trimmed. It's the greatest thing ever. How are you doing, Eric? It's been a while. I hope everything is all excellent. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing. Let me just post this link to a few people who might be interested in watching. I'll paste that. There's people who might want to watch it. Anyway, here we go. I've got some spare time. Hopefully there'll be some sort of yellow transformer to shoot. So here we go. This is I'm Scared. Well, there's no apostrophe in there, so maybe it's I'm Scared. I don't know. The previous screen, when I was getting it set up, there was something that said, do you want to play in Italian or English? It says, warning, there is no turning back. So anyway, welcome to I'm Scared. This is the first and last time you'll read this message. I suggest you to read this because it's really important to do so. Okay. Is there going to be a test on this? Let's press E. To work correctly, I'm Scared created a folder on your desktop just for you. Please make sure the folder is always there. If the folder does not exist, there's a problem. Maybe you'll have to manually create it. Okay. So let's just see. There is indeed a folder on the desktop. There's nothing in it at the moment. Maybe I'll... If you just bear with me, I'll add something to the stream here. There we go. There's the folder. There's nothing in it at the moment. So I'll just make that disappear. We can bring that back as and when we need it. So I guess here we go. Press E to proceed. There we go. Audio is an important aspect of the game. Please use your headphones or keep the volume mid-stroke high. Well, I'm using my headphones so I assume everything should be great. Before starting, I need you to know that this game will try to deceive you as many times as it can. What if that's a deception? What if it's not going to try and deceive me at all, but that was the only deception in there? What if that was just a wicked lie? A wicked, wicked lie. If something strange happens while the game crashes, please feel free to check the desktop folder for anomalies. I mean, that's kind of spoiled it a little bit. Let's just crack on. I'm really sorry. This wasn't meant to happen. I don't want things to go like this. I hope the whole game isn't like this. Forgive me. I'm not sure I can forgive you, mate. I can't forgive that font. Okay. Good. I can't... Oh! You're about to play Mscad. Mscad. Before starting though, just consider that this game differs from others. Well, I should hope so. Movies in the mouse or pressing the WASD keys? Oh man, can I invert mouse look? I really want to invert mouse look. No, I can't invert the mouse, so I'm going to be looking... I have to move the mouse up to look up, and I have to move the mouse down to look down, and that's totally wrong. And anyone that plays with settings like that is a freak. So crouches, control, good. Oh, it's a toggle thing as well. When in danger, you just run. Okay. High resolution graphics here. I really like it. Interact by pressing the E key. I'm pretty sure Wolfenstein 3D had better graphics than this. But what's this here? Oh, I found a key. You collected the gate key. You used the gate key. Okay, that was an amazing puzzle. It was this main 3D construction set. Oh man, remember that? That was fucking banging, man. I remember the time when all my friends had Amigas, and I just had an Amstrad CPC-464. And 3D construction set ran in Mode 1. Was it Mode 1? Yeah, Mode 1, which was like... It could only display four colors, but it used this amazing dithering technique. So it looked like there was more colors. There wasn't, you know... Oh, it was fucking great. 3D construction set. And then they'll shoot them up construction set. Oh man, yeah. Oh, that brings back memories. There's a flower over there. Crouched by pressing the control key and pick it. Oh, collected the red flower. Well, if there's a red flower there might be a yellow transformer you never know. Okay, lights have gone out now. Is there going to be any shit jump scares, do you reckon? Or do you reckon I could fall off there? I'm not going to try it just yet. Made with yo-yo games. Oh, it's Game Maker. It's a Game Maker game. There you go. That's what it was made with. M Scared, a pixelated nightmare. Press what E? A or D to switch the menu. Now playing begin. Achievements. Jesus Christ. You know what, right? I get the sort of aesthetic that they're going for with this massive pixel thing, but really there's a limit to my tolerance. Let's begin the experience, shall we? Now, how long to beat? The website HowLongToBeat.com told me that it's going to take about 20 minutes to finish this game. So I guess let's see if that prediction pans out, shall we? There's another key there. You collected a little key. It's got a giant achievement pop up there. Fuck is that supposed to be? That hasn't helped me at all. What even is that? Do you reckon that's the exit? If Final Fantasy has taught me one thing is if you find the exit go the opposite way because there's going to be a giant sword there. Should I take the door or just keep on going? There's a door there as well. More doors. I get the impression this corridor is going to go on forever. I wonder if it's one of those ones where if I go back I'm just straight back. No, it's okay. Maybe it doesn't go on forever. Ah, there we go. What's this? I can't look at that weird creepy laughter. Well that sound effect is finished. Can I open these? Nope. Why does no one store anything in their cupboards? I have to actually physically crouch to unlock these things and for some reason I can never open the left side. It's always the right side. I can't crawl in there. That was a colossal waste of time. I still can't invert the mouse look. Oh, we've got books. Nope. Nope. Nope, nothing there. What a waste of time that was. Oh no, look there's a scary face. Oh, it's gone away. Come back here, Mr. Scary Face. I feel I should have done this as part of a Halloween special but you know, fuck Halloween, I guess. Speaking of which, looking forward to the new Halloween movie. Looks like it could be pretty good. I'm a fan of the old slasher flick genre. It might be good. Also it completely retcons all previous Halloween continuity after the first one, so that can't possibly be a bad thing because the Halloween series got really ridiculous. Nothing here. I'm getting some texture artefacts there. I assume it's because it's pushing my graphics card to the limit. Alright, Luke, how's it going, mate? That door's locked. That's locked as well. If you haven't yet seen Bad Times of the El Royale, you should go to the cinema to watch this fucking amazing film. Nope, I can't get up there. Why does everyone keep saying I'm their favourite computer science teacher? I mean, like literally everyone says it. It can't all be true. Thanks Andy. You make me feel very special. Is your favourite computer science teacher Sagar Pidapathi? Remember that dude. Sagar. What a legend. I don't remember Eva. I remember Sagar. I remember... Oh god, what was her name? Is it Sharon? I think it was Sharon. Who was generally a bit crap. I also remember them forcing Java down our throats because it was... Oh, it's totally amazing language. Oh look, the picture's changed now. Okay. Let's go down here, did I? I can't go down there. Yes, Mayor Hagar from Final Fight. Hagar the Horrible. Sagar the Horrible we used to call him. Nobody called him that. Well, I don't know where to go now. Who's your favourite archaeology teacher then? Oh look, there's a noose there. This is creepy, isn't it? What a creepy game. What a creepy game. Oh, I found another key. Collected a rusty key. That should unlock that door over there. Right, cool. Yeah, you used the rusty key. We appear to be inside someone's rectum now. Wonderful. What's this? You find heart, a pulsating heart. Wow, I was amazed Oh no! Oh no! A really, really convincing skull. Just led to a really convincing blue screen of death. Look at that. A problem has been detected and all of those has been shut down. Check the game folder and restart. If this screen appears again, follow these steps. Check to make sure the game is not trying to deceive you. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any Windows update. Yes, my hardware or software manufacturer. Problems continue, the game is working correctly. If problems continue, the game is working correctly. That's a good way of getting out of having to fix your bugs, isn't it? If you want to restart your system, press escape to close the game. If you think that something's not right please restart the game. I'm going to press escape now. There's a picture of Bayonetta from yesterday's stream. I'm going to get rid of Bayonetta. Let's bring up the window. Oh look! There's a note attention.txt. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to have a desktop capture on here. Let's go window capture. No, it's not window capture, is it? It's going to be screen capture. You can see my amazing on the fly editing technique here. Display capture? I think? Maybe not? I don't know. That should do it, but it isn't. Yeah, I want to remove that. Let's try it again. Let's see if that will do it. Nope, that didn't do it. Let's check out this what's it called? I've got attention.txt. If this is all going to be a notepad, I might as well just add notepad as a window capture as well. Let's just delete that then. Let's go to... Cool! So this is what the note says. There is a way to turn an entity into data. They have a life of their own. It's difficult to distinguish them from normal computer files. In our actions of every day while we sit at the computer, this byte entity instead is our every move and fear. The game is simple. To touch the arrows is the key. If you get caught, you lose. A sound will predict its arrival. It is whiteface. It's a good job. It's not blackface. You totally should watch Space Hunter Revenge and the Forbidden Zone. Probably Molly Ringwald's finest hour. And it's got Michael Ironside in. I'll have a good movie without Michael Ironside in. I'm just going to load the game up again. Hello, do you know my name? It's whiteface. I've just got a thing pop up. I really want to get this desktop capture working. That would be really good. It should be display capture. Oh, there we go. It's kind of working. If I just go to OK... Oops, nope. Now I minimise that. In theory now, you should be able to see my desktop... My steam window. You can see there's this little thing up here. Can you confirm or deny that you are seeing what needs to be seen right now? I just need to get rid of a thing. Let's hide those windows. There we go. And now we should be all good to see. There we go. Now you can actually see it. Bear in mind I'm running a higher resolution than is being streamed out. We're back on track now. It says... Hello, do you know my name? Nice. No? There we go. Are we back now? We're apparently back. We're back to our pixelated nightmare. We're now onto the car park. Let's do this. Let's do this! There are shades of Doki Doki Literature Club here, except with Doki Doki Literature Club we had hot anime girls. Let's play tag. Do we have to? I'd rather not. I can hear whiteface coming. It's coming! I wish I cared! Got you.txt Okay, slowly. So I guess I need to move slowly. Let's load it up again, shall we? Here we go. Yeah, the only thing that could make a Michael Ironside movie better than it already is, is if it costar Jack Palance. You are my number one. I mean, I went slowly. Maybe I need to run. Same deal. Let's try this again. Yeah, I completely agree with you there. The game's crashed. Let's see if we can make this work this time. You know what, I'm going to run. I don't know where I'm going. Oh, it's gone away now. I can hear him again. Oh no, I'm so terrified. Oh God! No, not whiteface! Does that say anything? I think I just need to get all the arrows, don't I? Fuck off whiteface. I hate your stupid noise, you make. Where are the arrows? What else do I need to do? God's sake. Because making games is harder than playing them, and more boring than actually playing them. I can hear him, he's on my left ear. So, I mean, because playing this game at the moment is a pretty boring experience. Was that a door? It's a pretty boring experience. Door's locked. And so making it, you know, probably ten times as tedious. Fuck off! Come on man, I got through that time. Fucking... Oh hang on, there's someone at the door, I'll be back in a sec. The doorbell was not part of the game, it was Marta from next door who came to get a package. Right, where are we now? Let's go back in. I really hope I get to go through that whole car park bit again. Alright, here we go. At least know what I'm doing. Where are the arrows? There's one. I mean, are they trying to make this white face into some sort of slender man style? Like, adversary or something. There we go, I think I did it. Where's that fucking door? Oh no, I haven't got time for your bullshit now. Oh, I've gone the wrong way. See, I'm not scared of white face, what I'm scared of is having the game crash to desktop, so I have to do this whole fucking bit all over again. Where's that door? Fuck for that. Right, what's next? I hope it's not more of the same, it's going to be more of the same, isn't it? I love watching you, yeah. That's what my ex-girlfriends used to say. The door is locked. There's some illegible text on the floor, I cannot read what that says. Oh, what's this? Let's follow this trail of blood. I assume it's blood, not like crayon or something. What? To play I'm scared, you just have to think outside the box. To do so, I've made an example just for you. Let's pretend that you're stuck in a room and you need a heart to exit. Looking around you'll find a key, and with that key you'll be able to open the closet near the exit door. You won't find anything in the closet. It'll take some seconds though to understand that while we were exploring a passage has opened behind you. Why, what? It takes a small effort to be capable. Are you brave enough? That's pointless, wasn't it? Let me just get on with the fucking game. I've been there. Oh look, I found a key. Why did it take me to the... Hang on, I'm suffering, yeah, we all are, mate. Anyone that recommended... I don't know who recommended this game to me. Where's the floor gone? I don't know why it was in my inventory in the first place. I don't know why Rock Paper Shotgun suggested that I should actually play the game. It's making me want to rise up and kill. Good, I used the gate key. One of them's lying, one of them's lying. There's an invisible wall there so I can't get past it so I'm going to have to go through this door. What? I have to go over here. Didn't I get a heart from over here somewhere? I think it's the same, is this the same corridor that I was in earlier? Where's that gateway to the giant square rectum? That's where the heart was, right? The thing. Can I open this? The wardrobe is locked. Exit. You used the pulsating heart. The end. Cool. Okay. Oh, it was a trick. That was shit. That was shit. What's this? I'm sorry.txt. It's not going to let you go. I shouldn't have told you to go on. Follow my instructions. Don't let the game's appearance deceive you from now on. If things change, it arrives. Take some time and try to escape. What? Okay. Let's go back in to this fucking yawn fest and see what see what's up. See what's up next. Oh look, I still haven't got those achievements in mind. Now playing house. Now my cruisers certainly can't repel firepower that magnitude. Okay, right. So ease off on the bloom here, mate. Four, one, three, six, seven. What's this? You collected key number one. I wonder what that opens. You used the key number one. That hasn't really helped my situation any unless there's something. Oh look, what's that? Okay, that's a pain in the fucking ass. Pick it up. Pick it up. Okay, can't get that. Unless I can somehow move this but it doesn't look like I can. So I'm going to need to get one of those litter picking things. You know the little claw things that you have when you litter pick in. Let's have a look around the rest of the house, see what we got. So presumably I can't get in any of these locked doors. Oh, there's an open door here. Is that going to a giant ractum? No, it's just a door is locked, door is locked. Okay, what's this? You collected some tongs. Okay, let's go and use those tongs. Come on. Have a fuck's sake. Pick up the key with the tongs. You collected the key number eight. Oh look, it's got dark and spooky. Can't remember where the door is. I didn't mean to do that. What? Nothing in there. Nothing in there. Oh no, look, it's whiteface. Ah, what a scary thing. Well, that's bollocks because all of these other doors are presumably locked. Let's go have a, let's go double check something here. I wonder if it's dropped anything in the, no, I thought maybe it would drop something in the folder there. But it has not. Okay, nothing in here. Look, there he is again. I don't remember coming in here. Oh, shut up whiteface. Wait, are all these doors open now? Anyone spot any keys or anything lying around? Presumably it's in one of those rooms that just got unlocked then. I can't do anything there. I can't go through there. So what have we got here? We've got some sort of dining room. Oh, I can go outside. Oh, what's this? You collected the key number seven. Help me, I don't want to die. I'm scared. At this point, mate, I really don't care. I really do not care. What did I get? Key number seven. This is my room. Oh no, it's whiteface. Do you see how dark it is? Yeah. It's cold. It is cold, isn't it? Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. I'm up to no. Are you scared? No, I'm not. Are you going to make it crash to desktop again? Because that would be tedious. Oh, you didn't. Okay. Good. So nothing there. I can go out here though. Oh no. That's a new sound than sound like whiteface. Whatever. I was going to run. You collected the key number two. Yay. Where was door number two? Key number six. What do I need? I'm not scared because of that sound. I'm scared because I don't want to have it crash to desktop again and then me have to fucking do it all over again. Oh look, exit. Yay. Congratulations. You made it to the end. But you can't escape from here. Stay with me. I will always be here looking at you. Okay, am I supposed to hang myself now? Because that's what I feel like doing. Press E to commit suicide. Cool. Okay, am I supposed to play all this again but instead of putting the name as whiteface, I put in the name as her. Is that what I'm supposed to do? I mean, let's see if there's anything new in the folder. Oh look, zero dot txt. It's alive. It's real. It's changing in like last time. What form will it take? It's just a phantom of deception. What happens when I play at this time? What's going to happen now? Is this just the... God. I mean, do I really want to just do this all again? Or I need a heart in order to open it? Yeah, this is literally the same thing. I just want to satisfy my curiosity. Yeah, it has been an unreasonably long 20 minutes, hasn't it? This door's locked. Come on. How do I... Just get the heart this time. I'll say it in heart this time. Ah, fuck off. Okay, right. Let's... Maybe it's going to ask me... Yeah, here we go. Let's try her. This time. Do you know my name? Her. Okay. Oh look, it's... What? Wow! Look, I managed to get to the super secret bit. Please be quiet. Wow, I like to think all my steam friends are getting lots of messages and they're thinking, why the fuck does Carl keep playing that game? That door's locked. Open the door. Well, it's not my fault if the game makes me make footsteps. Fuck off! Why? Why is it just... That's a fun mechanic every so often. You know, but not every single time. You know? God. Right, what's going to happen when I load it up this time? Am I any quieter if I'm crouched? Apparently not. Is there an option to take off my fucking shoes? Now, presumably this is quieter than before because I don't think I've got this. Yeah, it can hear me speaking. Maybe. It can hear me insulting the game. How many of these doors do I have to go through? This is some quality game design right here. I get the impression this is just going to be an infinite corridor now. Go on the floor there. Maybe. Oh, look! What an amazing secret that was. Right. Oh, look, it's her! Oh, well, you know what? Fuck you. Oh, there was a hidden button behind the painting. Okay, what's that? Open the door. What has the hidden button done? Oh, I'll probably open that other door back there. I'm going to try going all the way back here. Oh, I didn't have to go that far back. Has it opened this? No, it's still locked. Fuck you, game. Fuck you. Oh, what was that? I don't know if you hear. Jesus Christ. This is dull. It's not scary. Even if I was playing this at night, you know, and it was all dark and I was all on my own, it wouldn't be scary. It's just dull. Is this what teenagers think is scary these days? Oh, look, there's a key there. You collected the piano key. I mean, I can open the piano? No? Okay. Alright. Now what? Oh, look, there she is. Hello, her. Oh, fuck off! Let's see how much of that tedium I have to go through again. I can just walk through that door now. If I can't I might actually hang myself. There we go, that's okay. Right, so moral of the story is don't ever approach women although she has gone now and there's a key there, so let's get that. You collected the cellar key. I think she might have killed herself. She'd played this game too many times and by too many times I mean once. Clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop. Where will we end up? Clip, clop, backwards and forwards. Backwards and forwards to the furthest door in the place, but you're not allowed to run because you've got to be quiet. You know? Running's bad. No. Oh, yeah, here. You used the cellar key. What? Okay. I'm in the cellar then. You want to play some pool? Do that? No, I can't. Can't even play pool. Okay, let's... Yeah. What's this game called? I'm Scared. I'm Scared Made Me Migtow. Oh god, does anyone know what colour pool balls are supposed to be? Is that 14? Green 14, red 11, blue 2, black 8. Is that a 1? 1, 2, 11. 1, 2, 11, 14. Okay, so by pressing that it's going to change the... I assume that changes the things on there, does it? No, it still says 14. 14, 2, 11, 1. Right, okay. 14, 2. I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. Here we go. Let's... Let's look at pool balls. Okay, so 14, 11, 2, 1. Okay, yeah, they're correct. So... good. I know what to do now. Answers on a postcard, please. Bright ideas? 2, 3, 8, 11. I don't know. Let's go back and have a look at these things. This is an obscure puzzle, to be sure. Oh, maybe it's how many of them there are on the table. There's one yellow. There's 1, 2, 3, 4 green. There's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 red and 3 blue. If that's going to make a difference. What's this? I collected the rope. Don't touch me! Oh no, look! Am I going to get passed without touching her? Or am I... is this... presumably if I go near them I will die and it will crash the desktop and I'll get pissed off again, so I'm going to sneak past. Nope, I fucked up. I fucked up. That was my fault. Is there anything in the... Nope. That whole trope has just ended now, hasn't it? Alright, let's see. Let's see where I can get to. I mean, just having the game crash every time you fuck up is just bullshit. It is bullshit games design. It's even more bullshit games design than Bayonetta with it. Oh fuck off! I've got to do all this again! Yeah, Bayonetta with its interminable cutscenes. Wait, I've got some rope now. Could I give it to her before she kills herself or something? Is that the deal? Is that what... nope. Oh, there's another key there. I've collected the cellar key. Great. I've got to do all that again. This has been a very gruelling 20 minutes, hasn't it? Good. Right, now I'm in the cellar. Can I remember how many balls there were? There's one, three, four, five. No, she's behind me. Good. I escaped. Brilliant. Yeah, I thought of using the rope to climb down the balcony. That's probably what I'm going to do now. Oh god, fuck off with that sound, will ya? That was another achievement there. I can't let you do that. Why? Just fucking fuck off! Fuck's sake! What a shit fucking mechanic. Won't it be really awesome if we made it fucking crash through desktop every time you lie? Because then they have to start it again. You have to go through all of that bullshit again. Right, now where am I? No, I can't do anything there. Can't go there. Let's do it again. I get some pop-up when I go near the thing. It's not spooky, is it? It's just shit. This game should be called I'm Shit. Did I do it? I've got an idea. That's the wrong way. I fucked up already. I hate that Zed fighting on the wall there as well. That pisses me off. I pressed escape when it told me to. Is that? Okay. So, I think we're on the next bit now. Next. I hope I didn't pay for this game. I don't remember paying for it. Okay, can't go in there. Can I go down here? You used the rope. Yay. Okay. Oh, wow. It's just like the shining. The shinning. What the fuck does that say? I found a way to help you while in game. Reduce the window with F4 key and check the game folder for here.txt. The solution lies there. Okay, there's F4 key here.txt. Oh, good. There's a YouTube video. Let's load that up, shall we? Okay, so there's a hidden passage. Right, so where do I go? Along some path. Right, here we go. I think we're at this bit. I think it's down here. Yep, there we go. Cool. Maybe I can F4 it now. There we go. Let's... It was a trick. I fell for it, guys. What a chump. What an absolute chump I am. Right, so there's this map here. Yeah, great. Okay. Across to the other side where that hidden passage was then I suppose. Let's see. Have I crashed the game? I might have crashed the game. Nope. Oh, no. There we go. I was just looking at the sky. Oh, no. That's just that bit. You know what? Fuck them. I'm going to... still go down there. I hate this game. Okay, let's go back then. I suppose I wonder if there's any other hidden passages. Can I use that rope again? Well, I'm open to suggestions what would probably work shooting the yellow transformer probably. I can't even use this slide. I want to play on the slide. I love when there's absolutely no clear indication of where I'm supposed to fucking go. Alright, I'm just going to go back and look at that YouTube video. Look at this comment here. When I read you fell for it, I got so fucking scared when the game is too lazy to open the browser by itself. Good, you fell for it. Cake is a lie. Great. Okay. What now then? Maybe I should just press escape here? Let's see if I can just go back into it and see if that's fixed or anything. Let's have a quick look at the... Oh, hello. There's a website. Okay, from now on follow the instructions of this file. It's trying to deceive you one more time. Follow the map and you'll find a key. With that key, you'll be able to destroy the lock on your game folder that is keeping the green gate locked. Okay, there's a whole bunch of other codes there. Well, that's cool. Okay, so... Making some progress. Let's carry on. Right, so all the way down here. Yeah, fuck you, man. I know the score. Nope. Where's the... It's one, two, three. Opposite the fourth lamppost. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Ta-da! You collected the labyrinth key. What was over here? I didn't even look. What's that? Fuck is that? I don't know what that's supposed to be. Looks like a wishbone. Unlocked! What? Okay. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. What does it say? No, that was the wrong one. You'll find a key. With that key, you'll be able to destroy the lock on your game folder that is keeping the green gate locked. What do you mean? What does that... Oh, lock. Locked. Maybe I could say... Change that to unlocked. Save that. Go back to the game. Am I going the wrong way? No, that's the wrong way. Fuck you, man. I unlocked that shit. Maybe I just got to delete the file. It's not actually good enough to read the file. Insert mirror code. Password. Input numbers and then press E. Well, the word password is not in here. Okay, so I probably need to find out some other clue. Does it actually... No. Fuck you, man! Fuck's sake! It's the opposite of the best game ever. Where's it going to leave me? Am I past that gate now? Okay, what does that say? Two on left, two on right. Look at the mirror. Okay, there really isn't a mirror there. Fuck, he's that supposed to be... Oh no! What have I done? What have I done? Help me! You collected a shard of the mirror. Let's see what's going on. Nope, nothing there. Still no idea where the fuck I am. Or what I'm doing. Two on left, two on right refers to the shards, the mirror shards of which I've found one. Yay! I've found two now. Three. If I plunge it into darkness, does that mean those doors are open? Oh no, she's coming! Run away! Run away! Alright, let's see if I can... It was all the way down there, and then the next one up there had a door on it, so maybe I can... Yeah, I can go through the doors now. Oh, that was the first one I did, wasn't it? Let's go back to the mirror. Alright, so let's go find that woman to make it go all black again. Is she over here? Feeling she was over up this way. There's a tree there. What have we got down here? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Help me! I've been here, haven't I? Okay. Oh, there it is. Got it. Alright, does that mean I've got all the bits of the mirror now? Because I'm pretty sure I've picked up four of them. How the fuck am I supposed to go now? Alright, there's the mirror. What does that say? What the fuck does that say? Something Bond? Let's see if those words are in here. Hatred Bond, is that the one? Because that's 15204. Let's go back to the door then, shall we? Where was that door? I'm sure it was down here somewhere. Okay, cool. What was the number? Hatred Bond 15204. There we go. Nay problem! Cool, now where are we? You used the labyrinth key. Oh, I thought it was in the labyrinth just then. You have no power over me. What does that say? Does that say her? I think that says her. Nothing here. I wonder if this nightmare is ever going to end. Cool, I've got the station key. Whatever that means. Let's go and see. Unlocks anything. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You used the station key. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, a spooky thing. Spooky, oh no. Oh, I can hear some breathing. That probably means that some shit pixelated demons are going to appear behind me and crash the game to desktop again. Oh, look, there's a door there. Where are we going? Oh, do you know, I love mazes. Boring! Bore! I think that's where I came from. This is so dull! Is that thing going to kill me? Probably. Everything seems to kill me. Well, it won't kill me, will it? I'll just crash the game to desktop and make me wish I was dead. Where am I going? If I wanted one for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd be married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cotton Eye Joe. BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM. BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM. Wonder if I'll get a, what's it called? Copyright claim for singing that. I can hear a sound here. Oh no! It's her! I guess let's look in the thing again. Nothing new, just boring. Just boring. Right, let's load it up again. How long have we been suffering this fucking torment? An hour and 26 minutes, really? Jesus. How do you feel about monsters? They mostly come at night, mostly. Where am I? Oh god, I'm here. Look at its face. I just want to know where I'm supposed to go. It's not even good! It's not scary! It's not good! It's just shit! Fucking achievements are there, look. There's still like seven achievements left. Right, here we go. Let's see if we can actually make it through this shit now. Alright, I'm not going to open that door. Alright, that door's locked. Okay, so let's have a, so I'm going to go, you know what? I'm just going to head straight forward. How many intersections are there? One, two, three, I've got one, two, three, four, so I think I'm supposed to find these gramophone things closer? Is it getting louder? Where is the thing? I mean, it doesn't even sound like it's using positional audio around here somewhere. What a relentless fucking tedium! Do you know what? Like fucking, I am, this is so boring! Alright, let's go all the way up, each and down, every single fucking corridor until we find the damn thing. Anyone that says this game is good is a fucking idiot. They're fucking retarded and I hate them. Thank fuck for that! Fucking piece of shit! What does this say? Train schedule. Midnight truth. Yeah, work home truth. What is this? R slash I am 14 and this is deep the game. What's a fucking ticket machine then? I'm out of fucking patience now, motherfucker. What does it say? 1352. Can I kill myself on the train tracks? No, can't even do that. What am I supposed to do now? I know it's a fucking ticket machine. Why can't I do anything with it? Unbelievable. I wish I had an oyster card! It won't let me do anything. I can't do anything. Is there a button I can press that turns the lights out and makes everything creepy? Wooo! Or? Let's see if anything new has appeared in the folder. Nothing new has appeared in the folder. We're on our own. Well, what if I go back out here? Anywhere, does it? It doesn't go anywhere. This is the kind of game a kid would think was good because they were fucking thick. Can I change that? I want to change that clock. Wait. Oh, right. Okay, here we go. Let's change the clock in Windows, shall we? How do I set the time? Change date and time settings. Let's go to... change date and time. Alright, let's go back to the game. It's now. No, no, no, no. What? You collected the metro ticket. Oh, look a train. I'm good. I'm stuck in the environment now. I fucked myself. What's this say? I hope you reached this sign in a minute. There's a new file in the desktop, but I know it wants to destroy it. I hope it's still there. If not, I'm sorry. Okay, let's go to the thing. No, there isn't anything there. Okay, I think maybe I was supposed to, before my system time reached one minute past midnight, I was supposed to think. Maybe I should set my system time again. Let's go back there. There is a way to turn into it, but if it's of data we're talking about, then there must be a way to get rid of it. If you want to delete whiteface from your computer, there is only one way, keep playing, keep watching. So what am I supposed to do then? Go back, go back. I'll do anything. God, I'm so bored. Let's see if there's anything new on the... No, that's all still the same. Yeah, I might format C colon. Is that getting bigger, that bulge in the thing? It looks like it's getting bigger every time I press these buttons. Oh, yay. Did it. Yay. Am I supposed to be able to just walk out into the blackness now? No. The bed's gone back to normal. I can still get stuck on the environment. Whoever tested this game was a fucking crippled prick. Come and face the truth. Okay, right now. I could trail a part, girl. Am I supposed to be able to get round there? Because I can't. This is boring. Boring games. Number one. I'm scared. It should be called I'm bored. Oh, is that... I think I can see her over there. Let's go around that side then. Yeah, there she is. Is this going to crash my game? Ah, look it crashed my game. Right, let's load it up again. I am a liar. So this is goodbye. If things goes as I think, you'll have to shoot with the left click of the mouse. But I have to say, I don't think it will give you bullets. I'm sorry. Well, thanks for that. What's that say? Six will do. Okay. You made me think about life. About appearance. I changed bit by bit. This sound is really irritating. I really don't like what happened to me. You want this nightmare to end? We all want this nightmare to end. Oh, was I supposed to shoot her? I think I was supposed to shoot her. Load it up again. Maybe she lied to me and I'm supposed to use the right mouse button to shoot. Let's see. I guess I'll just run away then, shall I? What am I doing with my life? I wonder if there's something in the folder. Revolver.ini. There we go. Bullets equals. There we go. Should have tons of ammo now. I'm going to shoot the things around her rather than shooting her. Nope, that didn't really... That was rubbish, wasn't it? Maybe I have to put six in there. What am I supposed to do? The lyrics to Rain in Blood are... Aw, man. Awaiting the hour of reprisal. I'm a lacerated sky! On, man! I'm running away from her first and then blasting her. I'm a lacerated sky! Well, that's the end. That was that. Made with Game Maker Studio. Apparently there were graphics in this game. Maybe that is my name. Ivan Zanoti. Do I dare try putting Ivan Zanoti in as the name here? Oh, what? It's not over yet. The curtain falls. I want to share a story with you. I've never had the chance to be a child, but when I was a child I always thought about awful things. That is a contradictory statement right there. One day my brother went to an appliance store, leaving me in the backseat of the car. I looked at him enter in the store, disappearing behind the sliding doors. Then my head drew a scenery! Oh no, my brother got impaled by some sort of electrical appliance. There's blood everywhere. What should I do now? The truth is I never had a brother. As her, to talk was not my thing. I just wanted to entertain you. Maybe I should go back or change again. You changed me and now I'm not scared. No, I'm worried. Maybe that's why I'm using all these comers I never liked that much. What? Maybe I'll let you play with me for a short time instead of the opposite. I have two more secrets for you. The credits holds one of them. It will be fun. I don't think it's going to be fun, is it? Okay, let's try that Ivan Zanoti. Why am I doing this to myself? Life is pain. It was Ivan Zanoti, right? Or is it Double T? Ivan Zanoti. Double T, alright. Okay, right! Okay, it's the... I'm in the last scene from Evil Dead 3. Shop Smart! Shop S Smart! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun under the door good that I can feel the wind what crawling under the door wind doesn't crawl you crazy bastard good right so what happens next I mean obviously the the high-quality graphics what's that check check the to-do list where where might one find the to-do list over here the bin where this game belongs exit you have a glimpse of the outside messiest supermarket I suppose at least I got bread on the shelves though hey more than they've got in Dublin I don't know is that is the Dublin bread crisis over now or is there a to-do list did I did I just totally skip over oh yeah well spotted right okay this reality will never collide with the other one but the events of one alters the twin and vice versa have you already tried resetting see what's on the other side tomorrow's your turn don't forget to check the freeze room send the mail done that okay send market orders with the computer and fix the electric panel PS if the PC gives problems just turn it off okay so with that in mind let's close the game and then reopen the game maybe oh cool I'm outside the what's this garbage you have a glimpse of the inside it's a big mailbox I did like there's the letter on the floor down there you collected the letter it's time to post the mail bam bam bam bam bam word up Titan if that is your real name you sent the letter yes I did right what was else what else was on the to-do list let's have a let's have a look check the freeze room send the mail why would you keep a letter in the fridge that's what I don't get send market orders with the computer fix the electric panels it means I need to get back inside somehow does that mean I'm gonna have to quit the game and go back into it because that's a really shit mechanic isn't it really there's the front door can I go around the back here oh what we got here electric wires good good nope can't do anything with that I can't go in there I'm gonna have rain and blood stuck in my head all day now alright I'm cutting the game and gonna load the game up again yeah back inside good oh there's a key there you collected the office key hey let's go find the office all feasts where is the all feasts oh that's that blue door isn't it there we go cha-ching what have we got here you picked up the cutter yeah what an amazing computer can you imagine like sitting down at your computer and having fun that big on it press e to send data sending data please reboot okay so I assume that means quit the game and load the fucking game here we go let's load the game up again on a fun yes I'm outside again whoa right let's go see if we can sort this electrical panel out now that I have the cutter nope obviously that's not what the cutter is for it's garbage yeah that's that's this game through and through isn't it I'm scared it's garbage hey what do you think about this game it's garbage well I suppose I best go back in there and then probably now I can use the you should totally do that look and set all of the all of the computers to have a massive fun that says press e to send data oh man oh look there's another key collected the office key I feel like history is gonna repeat itself here but still where's the where's that okay so there's something I need to do with these cutters then before I reboot I'm guessing what can I cut entirely sure I can't I don't there's no there's no specific way of using an item it's just like you when you press e if you've got the item that you need to do what task whatever the task is then it will do it otherwise it won't anything around here I really hope it doesn't mean actually reboot my whole my actual reboot my computer because that would just be shit and it's the kind of thing that I'm not gonna do I wonder nope I thought it might be something else in there but there isn't cool am I actually gonna have to reboot my computer do you think right I suppose I suppose I'm gonna have to do it I'm going to have to do it right then the stream will continue in about a minute's time once I've rebooted my computer so so yeah so I guess I guess that's that's that here we go restart see you all in a minute okay so we're back computer has been rebooted let's let's see if that's fixed anything let's see if that's fixed anything there's there's nothing nothing new in the in the file so let's play the game I guess okay so collected the office key again let's see is it I don't think that's really fixed anything nope okay so that plan completely failed why can't I fucking do anything with this I'm open to suggestions guys now I can't press the green power button on the PC it's not nothing nothing's happening there I mean that that would make the most sense wouldn't it but no God I'm just gonna double check the to-do list file if the PC gives problems just turn it off PC gives problems just turn it off okay how does one turn it off good I mean right I'll try quitting out the game and going back into the game probably outside again now I wonder if I could push the cutter underneath the door actually so I'm gonna have to exit and load the thing up go and get the cutter from the office see if that works where the fuck am I going no I can't put the cutter under the under the door cool well that's that fucking plan ruined isn't it although I wonder if I just exit without doing the computer stuff whether that just sorts it out of course there's there's no way to actually check my inventory so no that did buckle it's a big mailbox game again we're back here not the office key can I do something maybe before I turn the computer on the cutter is there a box to open maybe I'm not gonna touch that yeah around trying to do trying to interact with everything yeah computer games were a mistake oh well what the fuck am I supposed to do then you fucking prick your fucking shit game you fucking shit prick game fucking what what imagine making this imagine making this game excusably disturbed I've got an idea it's not to make the room spin around and control you like that the idea is to go on the internet and search for stuck in a market reboot let's look at these community guides this game costs two pounds 79 apparently for walkthrough here we go if this is chapter 3 I'm guessing is that the chapter 2 I did that chapter 3 here we go good use the refrigerator key use the office key after you enter the office you'll find a cutter pick it up go to the trash can behind the checkout lane throw the cut off a fucking shit sake of course of course I knew it was there was some way of getting this cutter outside if you put the cutter into the trash can it's gonna appear in that garbage outside isn't it so let's go do that where was the where was the where was the bin by the yeah this is this is still the same game you can tell by the amount of fun that we're having come on you fucking shit there the cutter is now in the trash good so now I can exit the game and I can for some reason my my window capture isn't isn't working anymore let's try adding it again let's go to display capture add existing display capture okay nope oh there we go okay it's not really look at that fun let's go and add a new one display capture create new there we go okay sorry for this dick and about guys I'm just trying to make it so that you can see what's going on on my desktop here okay there's the walkthrough I was using let's get rid of that let's go to play the game here we go so I should be able to get those cutters from the garbage and then cut the wires we hope this game's giving me a headache use the cutter good so now I need to get back inside so I've got to exit the whole game and enter the game again okay things are different now anything with that computer now let's go sort out this electrical panel then I guess yay the power is back so I'm guessing I can now use the computer probably there we go data sent to I'm scared okay I mean cool what now that's everything on the to-do list right oh look I've got a I've got a new folder in here enter a great place off fuck off what's all these text instructions it's really fun but you're reaching a point of no return please stop I don't want to die I want to help you good and we've got to go to another YouTube video so let's go to another YouTube video 177 I need to write this down 177 915 1713 1720 is that a 3 or was it a 13? fuck sake 17749 159 1713 1729 23 no 213 right okay yeah let's see we just watch this Alex Jones video let's let's go back to here we go right so what did it say 17 is a T 7 4 now someone's already solved it down there by the looks of things but let's just go through this tedious process 1774 915 1713 that's T 13 is oh what's next 17 is T 20 is H 9 is E take me to the we've got to D 13 oh take me to the do take me to the do what I fucked up at the end here it's in one does it okay one is R take me to the door the hell does that mean take me to the door right okay take me to the door then I guess let's go back into this fucking atrocious waste of time who is the me here take take me to the door well there's the door nothing there okay let's try quitting and loading it up again oh right I'm I'm assuming take me to the door means go and get that fucking heart again and take it to the door time so I need to do the same over and over and over fucking again fuck off is that supposed to happen I don't know now what what's happening now fuck only knows what to do now I'm just gonna go back to this walkthrough your is yeah good done that done that what no that didn't happen it's creates a phrase you must use in order to access the final if you're too lazy to do that yourself simply start the game up go to the heart and pick it up and write the phrase take me to the door this will lead you to the final part of the game except it doesn't because you go to the heart and you pick it up and the game crashes cool what what now what was the what was the dude's name Ivan's are not he that's not possible anymore okay all right let's try him shall we I mean where what what whose name am I typing in I can't use her anymore or can I maybe I can fucking what now yep get into the end of my patience now it's supposed to be done in 20 minutes oh no no no no that's it that's it it's over it's fucking I'm done I am fucking done with this piece of shit it's fucking over you you you're fucking you're done goofed you've you're fucking done messed up a a run you know utterly utterly bullshit fucking pretty sure yeah if I type in Ivan it's a naughty that's not possible yeah no we're done wait it's over this this game this game is over and so yeah that's that that that my friends is is that thank you very much for watching me endure this sack of shit that I found in my fucking steam in my in my steam library it's a terrible terrible game Rock Paper Shotgun says if you're interested in horror games and haven't already played I'm scared you should go and play it right now which to me says that Rock Paper Shotgun is the shittest fucking website related to video games they if there's anyone from Rock Paper Shotgun watching this or which they won't be because who the fuck watches this just let me let me tell you right now you have wasted your entire life your opinion on everything is wrong and I hope you fucking die okay how long have we been fucking doing this shit for now two and a half two and a half fucking hours with no payoff absolute waste of time and anyone that thinks this game is good it's a it's a thick fucking dickhead you know I'd rather I'd rather I'd rather watch fucking Thomas the Tank Engine porn than play this fucking game what a what an absolute fucking joke of a waste of time and if you Ivan's are not if you're watching you know the time that you spent crafting this game was wasted time that you will never ever get back it was a waste and you wasted my time as well and that's way more valuable than your time because you're fucking nobody you could have been somebody but then you made this game you fucked up hard fucked up hard man such utter utter bullshit I can't fucking stand it man can't stand it you know I'd rather I'd rather I'd rather I'd rather I'd rather play a text adventure with a with a command parser written by a dyslexic the pixels were shit the game was shit the fucking mechanic where if something went wrong it crashed you out to desktop with shit you know it's like I don't know if this preceded doki-doki literature club or came out afterwards but if it came out afterwards it was definitely trying to sort of like you know capture some of the the interesting like gameplay tropes that we used in there but just did it in a such a ham-fisted way you know two pounds seventy-nine don't spend two pounds seventy-nine on this game go to waitrose and buy I don't know what can you get from waitrose for two pound seventy nine you could probably get a lettuce or something you know waitrose lettuce do that instead what fuck is what fuck is my life now to make things worse I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to open my my clock and I'm gonna have to set my clock back and that means actually looking at my watch to find out what the time is it's 254 this this game to me is what I am to my parents nothing but an absolute complete disappointment that's all that's all I've got to say it's all I've got to say fucking why fucking why what would what would possess a man to create something so so so fucking terrible why what what manner of cruelty must you possess to unleash something like that on the world let's just take a moment to think about the kind of twisted mind that would that would produce something so utterly heinous creative this game is worse than a thousand hitlers was the pole pot was the needy I mean this game's ruined my life anyway so that was I'm scared I hope you all had a good good time watching it I know I had a great time playing it and I'm glad I got to to share some of the pain with you guys not sure what to do for my next stream probably I don't know I could do some more of that that anime thing that I did the other day was it called Sunriders or something like that I could do some more some more tank school I could I could find a whole new game to do so yeah just let me know let me know what's the sort of thing that you want to want to see me do and and I'll do that and yeah if anyone if anyone has any game recommendations I could I could always get them get get said game and and do a stream of it if you if you know of any like totally shit games I could I could revive the car plays the worst games on steam streams yeah I did say tank school wrong didn't I look I did it again but the the horror of I'm scared has has drained all energy from me so I can't shout it unfortunately and so yeah we've been streaming for nearly three hours I think and I have to say my life is worse because of it so thanks a lot everybody I will see you whenever whenever next we we gather so enjoy the rest of your Sunday and all I can do is apologize profusely for subjecting you to the atrocity you have just witnessed