 If you went up to anyone on the street and asked them, hey, who's your favorite comedian? Nine times out of 10, they'll probably name off some guy comedian, you know, even just looking at the top 10 highest paid jokers, you'll see that people tend to appeal more to guys than women. Why is that? Oh, it's simple. It's just because women are better than men. Oh, I guess I should probably explain that. Okay, you see, according to the Science Bible, during human evolution, you know, when the first humans emerged, women developed these things called expectations and needs. I know, gross, right? They decided if they had to mate, they wanted their partner to be caring, compassionate, and trustworthy. Now, little did they know, we didn't know what the fuck those words meant. We were still in the monkey stage, finally realizing we had the ability to piss standing up. Now, because of this intellectual divide, the male humans had to find some sort of way to fit these impossible standards. So we developed a secret weapon, human. That's right. The male humans found out he didn't have to be caring, compassionate. It didn't matter if you were short, tall, muscular, thin, you know, you could be the most scum fuck bastard. As long as you can make a girl life, you're good to go. I mean, think about it. Why do you think Jesus died of urgent? You know, he wasn't a funny man. He didn't really have any comedy skills. You know, he just went around telling people, I am the son of God. I am the son of God. You know, expecting to get some Gucci. And look, that's cool and all, Mr. Son of God. But tell us a fucking joke. God damn. Women can make another human being inside their own bodies. They don't commit as much crime as we do. They got them thick waist, them succulent fruits called boobies that hang on their chest. They got that pretty skin that... Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, they got all that and what do we do? We can shit, piss and cum. That's it. But more importantly, we have our humor. Now, this is a rough example of what happens to a woman's mind when you tell a joke. Hey miss, why was six afraid of seven? Stay away from me, pervert! Because seven, eight, nine. Damn, maybe I should have this man's child. This is the last thing I'm gonna present to you before I gotta go clock into my part-time job. It's an article about hand washing. Now, the subjects being males and females. Some 15% of men didn't wash their hands at all compared with 7% of women. When they did wash their hands, only 50% of men used soap compared with 78% of women. Now, 15% of men don't wash their hands. It only half that do actually use soap. Now, that's not surprising because I'm gonna keep it honest with you. I don't even remember the last time I washed my own hands. In fact, I don't even remember the last time I saw water as an object. And guess what? That doesn't matter. Women know this, they know this. And as long as you keep making them laugh, they just don't care. You know, I really do fear for the future. You know, one of these days, women are gonna snap out of this humor hypnosis and put them in. And I fear that one day, women will realize how much more valuable they are. One of these days, women are gonna notice, hold up, these niggas ain't shit. Hopefully that day never happens, but you know, if it ever does, then we as men will actually have to put effort into our own appearance, you know? We're gonna be the ones that have to buy these expensive ass beauty products, these expensive ass grooming products. Now, one of these days, we're gonna, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, go back to the last slide. What the fuck is this? $90 for a 1.7 ounce? Oh, no.