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And like a true internationalist, though its registry is nice, its present location is somewhere at anchor of a small, exclusive resort near Acapulco, Mexico. The name of this ship is Lazardor, Lizard of Gold. And Mr. Valentine, it's the ship you're going to buy. Mr. Valentine, my letterhead told you I'm a yachtbroker. I buy and sell ships. It's my idea that the Lizard of Gold could be made over into a cruise ship for one of the lines. I see. You understand you won't actually purchase it for me, but you'll investigate the price, its availability. You'll get my bid in first. Why me, Mr. Murray, and never mind the double-talk. What kind of trouble are you expecting? If I knew the answer to that, I wouldn't... Well, danger is your business, not mine. You see, Mr. Valentine, through social connections I received information that the boat might be up for sale soon. So I'm one jump ahead of my competitors already. And I'm also one jump behind. Go on. There's a South American firm, not really a recognized company, but, well, I hear that an employee of theirs has been seen at the Hotel Cavalier recently. A young marine engineer, Enrico. Rather a playboy to put it politely. Put it another way. At the mildest, not quite honest. Slick, tough. Enrico's there for us to put in these companies' bid for the boat. There's so much profit at stake, they might try anything. They might try it on you. Yes, that's their system, to see that theirs is the only bid. Nice simple job. Push an expert like Enrico out of the way. But, Valentine, I can't do it myself. I'm too well-known. Any man in my company would be spotted a mile away. For your information, this is no boy-sized deal. At present prices, the yacht's worth well over $2 million. Okay, okay. My job is to size up a situation for you without losing my own health. I just want to know who's on it now. Who owns this floating palace? That's a little easier. Two people. Just two people in all that luxury. An Argentine millionaire and his wife. Argentine? Or Chilean, or Romanian, or Turkish. It's not important. The international set. Relics of another age, just like the ship. What's the matter? No more millions? No more millions. I'm told it's definitely his last yacht. His last yacht? I suppose he's owned everything in his time, but times change. It's either give up his little floating kingdom, his beautiful golden lizard, or give up his imported caviar. What a heart-searching decision. Just the kind of decision that can make a guy real unhappy. Oh, no. I'm sure you can help him make the right decision, Mr. Valentine. The Signore Bolivar de Lembroso. He would have bet on the horses in the Trojan War. He'd have fiddled while Rome burned, but it's his own funeral now, and I'm sure he knows he's half dead already. Half dead? Yes. The Signore Bolivar de Lembroso. Okay, Mr. Murray, I just hope he's the only one who gets that way. Caviar, Mr. Valentine, should always be served plain with the aperitif or dry cocktail. This use of chopped eggs, even blini, it's barbarous, barbarous. Ah, yeah, I'm sure. And you already do. Barbarous. Who did I say that? You know, this yacht of yours is even more impressive than I expected. Panels in the salon here are rosewood, aren't they? It's a hard name de Lembroso. It's Italian from my mother, the Countess. Puppy, Bolivar, call me anything. That's what I meant. Huh? She only had one eye. Loved the opera, though, and used a monocle. Your mother? What did I say? Served with coconut, it's not bad. Grated the coconut. What, my mother? Oh, good heavens, no, no. She hated the stuff. Hated? Oh, Caviar. Yes, yes. Oh, here, of course, that's rosewood, man. Can't you tell? Who's the young giant working on it? That panel, oh, yes, lovely. Name is Paul. I love beautiful things, Mr. Valentine. The music, too. That's why we anchor just off the hotel every tea time. Their music, like women. I was quite slender once. I just came into my wealth in Paris, but so ignorant. Oh, well, here. Well, now look, about selling the boat about business. That panel, of course, you ask. I didn't answer. Paul is his name. He's the finest woodworker in the world, aren't you, Paul? If you say so, oh, Signori. I had him flown here especially from Denmark. Such a young man, it's unusual, isn't it? Not so in my country, Signori. The rosewood was fluted before and, in fact, abominable. Excuse me, Signori. What's that? Oh, pierre? No, no, go away. But the souffle, the chef says Paul's hammering. It will make it Paul. The noise of his bowls and the big range. If Paul could only work in the other compartment before... Be quiet, be quiet. Go away. He's got to finish it. I can't have those flutes staring at me. Can I? You tell the chef he will die of the souffle falls. That rosewood is a thing of beauty, I tell you. It's... Oh. I brought you your medicine, Papi. Five o'clock. Oh, thank you, my dear. Pierre, leave us. Tell the chef. With you. Perhaps you, too, Paul. You can finish your work. No, Papi. It's pleasant to watch him. Such beautiful hand. Good afternoon, Signori. Go on, Paul. Do your work. Then let me bother you. My dear. It's Mr. Valentine. La Padrone di casa, Signori. No, no, no. I saw him come aboard. I was taking my son back. How do you do, Signori? I'm rather tired, thank you. And, Papi, it's time for your nap. I thought I'd just sit here and watch Paul while I read a book. I'm sure your little visit is over. Signori, I hate to bring up the question of money, but now about this boat. Money? That's what this is all about? We have money. Pierre! Oh, never mind. I'll show you myself. Signori, please. Look, I'm a little baffled. Don't make it worse, like this man, Paul, working on your ship when you're planning to sell it. Something has such beautiful hands. So, would you answer one question? Are you going to sell it? Yeah, yeah, there we are. Money. You see? Yeah. Yeah, that's money already. $30,000, $40,000, I don't know. I enjoy looking at it. Cash is necessary aboard the ship. Vulgar, but beautiful. Uh-huh. You've answered the question. You never had any intention of selling the boat. I'm here on a bomb steer. Oh, to sell my ship would be to sell my kingdom, my ship. My whole existence. There is nothing I would not do to keep my beautiful golden lizard. I would sooner sell my wife. You understand that's a joke, Mr. Valentine. Yeah, yeah, sure. I understand a lot of things. Like I suppose there wasn't anybody else here to try and buy it, either. An engineer from South America, a guy named Enrico. What about Enrico? Well, there was such a guy, huh? And you turned him down, too. Enrico? He didn't wish to buy the boat. He was just a young man with beautiful shoulders. Isn't that so, my dear? Happy please. But it's not important, anyways. Enrico's dead. He's what? Such a shame. Such an attractive young man. He had an accident. So strange, isn't it? With a world so full of desirable things, so easy to pick, a young man should be short-sighted enough to fall into a swimming pool and drown. I'm sorry, my dear. What's the matter? Are you cold? George, maybe that was Enrico's money that they showed him. No, Bruxy, no. The South American wasn't here to buy the ship at all. Well, I know that's what Enrico's company says. Never mind his job. What did you find out about his death? Well, he just drowned in the swimming pool. Who pushed him? George, the police don't know anything. They say there's nothing to go on that shows it wasn't a mechanism. Oh, yeah, sure, sure. What do you suppose this guy Enrico was doing down here, Angel? Young, energetic engineer, slightly crooked. Loafing, playing backer out in the casino? Not exactly in character, huh? Well, in my opinion, George, the charming young man was here for just one purpose. Never mind, Angel, never mind. I can see as well as you can. Good evening, Mr. Valentine. Are you a gambler, too? Hello, Senora. I'd like to present... Oh, please, I'd only forget her name. I come ashore every evening at something to do. To watch the roulette. That's one way of making twenty or thirty thousand. Oh, but my darling, I wouldn't think of betting myself, would you? I'd just like to watch. It's so much more relaxing. Bye. That sleepy-eyed blonde. I'd only forget it. Hey, Daisy, Angel, who is she? What's her name? She's gorgeous. The golden-haired one, her name. Well, I doubt if she's your type, friend. With the ermine? Yes, it's she. She doesn't drag it on the floor. Senora de la Mbrosa, is it? I beg your pardon. Oh, thanks. I beg both your pardon. Excuse me. George, what on earth is that? It's another conquest. That's all. She attracts him like flies. I've seen that man before. I know I have his picture. A trench coat isn't exactly the right costume for this place. Come on, George. Let's do a little watching ourselves. Oh, Mr. Valentine. Oh, and this must be Miss Brooke's charming. Yes, charming. Unfortunately, a man should never let go of a beautiful thing. He should guard it, cherish it. Oh, I... You're here for the roulette, senora? What's that? Oh, no, no, no. In fact, it's my first time at the shore. Abominable place. Abominable. For the rom, that's all. What? My wife, she's someplace here at the Muses, or I suppose... Rom, I said, Mr. Valentine. They owe Rom for the creeps who's there. Oh, not for your wife. Cubano style from the Vedado Club in Havana. I'm on my way back aboard now to cook it myself. You see, their wine steward sold me the rom. What's the matter? Are you looking for someone? Oh, no, no, no. They've gone out now anyway. What a pity. Well, enjoy again, enjoy again. George, he's crazy like a fox. Didn't you watch his eyes? They're practically buried. Everything that goes on, I'll bet you, everything. What such a tragedy. The last week, my casino is over. All right, take it easy, Puster. Who is it? What happened? It's right here in the garden, sir. My doorman insists no one saw it, and he saw no one else. Yeah, but... Oh. It is a thing that happens with a casino every once in a while. A man loses, a man shoots himself. Yeah. And he's dead, all right, still holding the gun. But this guy's Paul. It's Paul. It's a young Danish woodworker named Paul. I know. Of course. He has been in off the yard every night to play a game, perhaps, over his head. To play roulette. And you think this is just an accident, a suicide? But of course. But what else? Oh, just a tragedy, of course. I had noticed this, Paul. He had such beautiful hands. We'll return to tonight's adventure of George Valentine in just a moment. For a motoring vacation, what could be better than having that new car feeling over every carefree mile? And what could be worse than a car that drags on hills and delays whole lines of traffic? When a car does act badly, it's often the fault of gum that's robbing the engine's power. 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What bothers you more if you're like George Valentine, you can't help but wonder why two other young men who've supposedly come here because of the boat have died. Accidentally, like the South American engineer Enrico, who fell into a swimming pool and drowned, or a suicide lay, like the young Danish woodworker Paul whom you last saw being admired by the young Signora. Mr. Valentine, it happens. That's all that I know. I have seen it in other gambling casinos that I've managed. Signora Lombrosa was mixed up with Paul, wasn't she? I saw the way she watched him. Yes, she was watching him in the casino too, but I'm sure that was all. Oh, quit trying to save your hotel's reputation, friend. You know what her husband's like. So this was her current interest. Before that, it was Enrico who had the accident in the pool. But Enrico was here to work on the boat, to work on the motors. Oh, well, that makes it even clearer, makes it even more convenient. Mr. Valentine, I only saw those two together, Enrico and the Signora once or twice. The yacht was gone much of that time for some loading, an industrial port down the coast. And that once or twice that I did see them, it wasn't... well... What's the matter? What did you see? It was the same way with Enrico too, before Paul came. The Signora used to watch Enrico and just smile. Uh-huh. Get smiled at by a lazy blonde and die. Now, I suppose if a man's crazy enough to smile back, well, an object of beauty should be guided forever, her husband said. Excuse, Signor, excuse, Signor Valentine. It's one of the men from the boat pier. What is a North Signor for the Americans? Me? Well, congratulate me, Angel. What? I've been tapped for sculling bones. From the Signora, wants to see me right away. It's a smile for me. It's my turn. Signora? Mr. Valentine? Oh, thought you wrote me from out on the yacht. No, no, I've been waiting for a small boat. They're all busy. Oh, I see what you mean. What's going... And who is this Signora? Hey, wait a minute. He'll be pleased. He's an American. Get that flashlight out of my face. What are you trying to do? What? Officio Signora. Your partner. Good night. Police? Government something, I don't know. They've been looking for someone. They've been out on the yacht. Yeah, someone like who? An older man, a scar, they say, with a trench coat. Oh, yeah, I remember him. It's a troubled world, I suppose, but it's not important. Isn't it? I last saw the man chasing after you. Can I help that? Maybe. Maybe he gives me an idea. Only I thought he might be slated for next man on your list. My list? I'm not nearly that well-organized. The list that Enrico and Paul have been on. What's the matter, Signora? Are you cold? I remember you shivered the first time your husband mentioned Enrico's name. Death makes anyone shiver, doesn't it? Will you come aboard ship with me? Lady, I don't like spider webs. In my right mind, I wouldn't. Life is so full of emptiness, Mr. Valentine. We're going on another long voyage soon to Bali. Yeah? Tell me more. I'll help you get the yacht. I'll tell you everything I know about him, about Enrico and Paul. If only you'll help me. Oh, so that's it. You're not as lazy as you look. You figure it's about time to dive off the sinking ship? Hold very still while I slap your face. Okay, lady, I'm coming with you for my own reasons. But let's understand one thing. What's that? That I'm not armed. That I'm not going out there to kill your husband for you. So don't get your hopes up. Why didn't you ask Pierre where your husband is? Why should I? What difference does it make? None, I suppose. I'm sorry I slapped you. Did it hurt? No. Sorry about that, too. Mr. Valentine, please. You think I'm worthless, don't you? You think I'm a golden lizard myself? Didn't occur to me. But maybe not a bad description. You think I have nothing to do that I'm bored with my jealous husband that I take up with every young man that I meet, even though I know what will happen to him? You're saying it on me. You can't believe that I won't do the same thing to you. Well, it takes two even to play canastas in your eye. Do you mind very much? No. But just don't do it again. Well, so you're a bore. No, the husband. The old-fashioned two-bit frame-up. So that's the way it works. This I didn't figure. We are ready for the Suzettes. Beautiful, just in time. How did he say Suzettes, Mr. Valentine? It was Cubano-style, didn't I tell you? With that special round. What's wrong with the ladies? What's the matter with that gang-ling? Who's this? Well, you're more like what I expected. Hello, friend. Where's your trench coat? You said there would be no one else. The Suzettes come first, General. So your friend's a general, not that boy? So that's where we'd seen his face before. The other side of the world, a nice juicy trouble spot. And the local government boy's looking for him. Signore, I don't know who this man is. I won't have you speaking like that on my ship. I will be under way any moment. I'm cooking your crepes Suzette. One of the beautiful things of the world. Come with me, General. Leave them alone. He's my wife's friend, not mine. Don't worry, it's all right. What's the matter, Mr. Valentine? Have you been wrong about something? Quite a bit. I doubt if your husband would even care if you kiss me. He knows it wouldn't mean anything. It would, only now what I thought. Where are we going, ballet? But the general's trouble spot is in that vague direction. They need help, supplies. And it hasn't been able to get back to stir up more trouble than there is there already, right? You read current events, don't you? The woodworker poor, working on delicate rosewood. Yet I remember Pierre tipping that the guy used heavy rough tools. But what was poor really doing? Adding an extra room for the renegade general? A room for the general to be smuggled back to his own home? A room those men who searched here a few minutes ago could never have found? We received a bank draft this afternoon. $50,000 from his party for our effort. Oh, brother, the international set. Do anything to stay on top, would you? We don't belong to any country. We all know allegiance. That other so-called boyfriend of yours, Enrico. He was here to tune up your engines, I suppose. That's why he had to be killed. I said killed. Because lady, I figured out what your attraction is. You kept your eyes on the boys to make sure they didn't get too wise. You have such beautiful arms, Mr. Valentine. The better to hold you with. Because you get your excitement out of doing things that probably weren't even necessary. Out of getting rid of witnesses like Enrico and Paul who might conceivably upset things because they knew too much. Too much of what you were doing on the boat. They didn't mind dying. Oh, sure, you smiled at them first like you're smiling at me. The general has chartered our boat for his own exclusive use. Stop shivering, lady. I know why you got me out here. I was nosing around. Mr. Valentine, would you please stand? Well, I got a different plan, sister. Stop it. Oh, let go of that gun. Over, boy. That's better, senora. But shut up. You're not hurt. Don't, don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'll let your tune now, Valentine. Cross your fingers. Stop that noise. They can hear it across the water. Yeah, it's me. Alive. I'll get back in there, general. What's this all about? I brought you. And I know how to use it. I came here to use a few things myself. My wife, the room you bumped against me, I was holding my only bottle of DNA, or I'm running through the floor to the next compartment. Listen to me, general. Stop waving that gun. That's stupid room. Get this ship going. Get it moving. General, do you know they've killed two people already? Silence. Where's the captain? He can't do any good. You thought you were buying yourself a foolproof passage back home. But you're up against a couple of nuts. I chartered this ship for my own private use. You want to bet you didn't? Both ends against the middle. That's the way they work. The carpenter built two special compartments, not one. What's that? Get on your feet. You paid them in a bank graph, but I saw lots of cash. And they've been to a commercial port, special loading. You want to bet they're carrying something else to your part of the world? Maybe even for the other side, there'd be a way they'd operate. No, don't listen. That's my ship. I'll have more creeps. I've heard enough. I'll shoot closer. You see? And I'll summon your captain myself. General, that's all right. I only let your fuse to get us out of trouble, not into it. There isn't much time for us to get in here. That's enough, young man. The entrance are in repair. There is fuel. I'll do this my way. It's called piracy, I think. But... Follow me, you scum! Now, get this clear. I'm your new master. From this minute, you'll be... Yeah, something's wrong, General. They're not even looking at you, gun and all. The rum running down through the floor. The fire, the brandy, the rum! Get an extinguisher. Young man, do you know what there must be in another compartment below this perhaps? Do you know what would paralyze men so... Hold it. Come on, Buster. Get out of here! Hit the water! It's ammunition, you fools! Ammunition! And so there's your boat, Mr. Marine. About three-quarters of a mile out. And only five or six fathoms down. Mm-hmm. Along with some of my eyebrows and hair. Even his shirt was burned off. He was already in the water, but... What happened to the General, Valentine? Oh, same as me. Same as most of the crew. We were overboard before it actioning went up. I, uh... I guess the General's back being a political refugee under surveillance. There'll be less trouble over there without him. A good many people will be thanking you, Valentine. But, the Signora, we don't know. What? Neither one of them. We know they didn't get ashore. So, I guess... Six fathoms. You can verify when you salvage the wreckage, Mr. Marine. I'm not so sure we will. Raise it, I mean. Maybe not worth it. Maybe not the kind of a ship people would... Well... You think it's out of date, too? All the selfishness of a private kingdom. The luxury yacht that never gave them any happiness. Well... A canoe on a lake than a yacht. Mane more to a hamburger with onions than caviar. And mine to a woman I can understand. Dance, Angel? Even in the hot summer weather, you can usually find a way to keep cool. But it's different for the tires on your car. They have to roll mile after mile over blistering hot pavements. The greatest threat to tire life. 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