 Oh yeah! Oh my! Oh it's squirting! Oh squirt, squirt. Oh yeah this is gring and down and dirty. As in did you like try? No. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome. Look who it is. Someone posted it for a change. We're also, we're doomers here in this house. Oh what are you making? I'm sure it'll be delicious. Uh pizza. We're trying to make Chicago dish pizza. I'm trying here. Wait why are you shaking your head? I'm looking at Espen. Do you know how to wear these? No but I'll try. Okay. Nothing. Like literally nothing. I love that. You know nothing about everything? She's not anything. Wait just just for the record. How old are you? 24. Okay good. No that's that's good that's good. So you know what music did you listen to when you were younger? Yeah. So like Taylor Swift. ACON and like yeah yeah and like Jay-Z. I love it. She doesn't know who someone is. You don't know who someone is? She doesn't know who I'm talking about. That's why she's more real life. It's crazy. Oh let me know if you need help. She's not even a zoomer. She's 24. She's like she's only a year younger. She's my age. First up first up. Don't say you're younger than us. I'm 31. How old am I? Wait how old are you? No I'm 30. I'm 30. And the best thing they do is like now it's on. Yeah the cord you can tuck it in your pants. So let us know if you have to go pee and I'll help you keep it muted. Thank you. Yes I want to hear the twinkle. Exactly. Be very bad. You good? No. That's when this is the second time. I know actually and I'm never. He's never late. And then I just times two. Don't worry about it. I don't know why my alarm didn't go off. I just love bullying you. I legit like I was like what time is it? Because I like looked at the sun. I woke up and I calculated the distance of the shadow and I was like there's no way. Yeah you found out. I haven't seen you in like two months since you went to Korea right? It's true. Actually we you came back for like two days and then we left. You were supposed to come to that one stream. Yeah. To the two days. Come on alarm. 9 p.m. He put it to 9 p.m. I pressed the wrong 9. Oh no. Even this guy's dead. It's all flaccid. I was trying. I was trying to make up for the negativity but I tried. Doesn't that have to be half empty? Go go go. I think I think it's. It can't be full. You guys are nuts. It just squirted everywhere. You squirted all over me. You just squirted. Oh I'm so wet. You keep taking L's as well. Just stop trying. Just stop trying. Oh wow. Here Emily be a good host. Okay I will use my hands. You don't have to. Are you sure? Pat pat with hands. I'm gonna go. You're making it work. I'm gonna spread them. Spread what? Oh the water. Oh spread spread. No it's cool we got it. And then legs. Haha. Nice little plie. Just sit down and hold your hands like this. Let me drink this at least. Oh that's fan. This is ridiculous. Oh and now it's half empty. Now let's try it. This is how you know you haven't been in high school in a while because the high school kids will learn that trick a long time ago. So what do you want me to call you? You can call me Emily. Call her EE. What's that? You don't know the EE scandal? He doesn't know anything. He's a zoomer. Oh really? What happened? You know Mrs. School's uh show schooled? Yeah? Yeah so EE was supposed to win the finals. How you cheated yeah. Yeah yeah and then I got second. Yeah and mine is first. Yeah oh yeah I got second and then I got first. So were you cheating? No I didn't. How many times did you cheat? Zero. I used my brain. How many times do you want? So you're actually smart. Yeah so this is uh this is kind of where we do our cooking streams at you know there's chat there if you want to read it. That's where the camera is up there so if you ever want to like you want to like uh yeah. Some dance moves? Yeah you can break it down. Yeah do whatever you want. EE. Did you just wake up? Did I ask him to wake you up? Yes but it's okay. You drink coffee? No. No. No caffeine. Just high on life. Oh wow. Yes. You might be the only one left in the world who's that happy. Woo. You any crack? Yes it's actually the drugs that's why. Is there water in there? Thank you. Guys don't do drugs or I'll kill you. Mm-hmm drugs are bad. Your life. You want to do something kind of gross? Yes. Can you handle it? Is it your toes? Why do you think my toes are gross? No no no I don't know that's the first thing that came up in my mind. They are really gross. Oh really? Oh what else? So all you have to do is just open that oven. Okay. Oh god. Okay. It's a little moldy. So we left that in there we left for four weeks. Oh my. Yeah check it out. Oh no. Close it close it. Oh sorry sorry sorry. I don't want you to poison me. The mold spores. Dude that's like whenever we left that turkey in the oven. How was it? We left the turkey in the oven at our house and there's like flies that were spawning. Yeah. And we had no idea. Spawning? Yeah. They were spawning. I mean what else were spawning? How else do they get there? They're not getting like added. So do you do any cooking yourself? No I'm really bad at it. So I just watch and observe. One time I made eggs and then I burned them. Oh my god you know a guy like that who did that once. His name is uh Chance Morris. Oh wow. They don't know his real name either. I guess it's very common right to burn your eggs? That's the basics right? Where's cooked milk? Oh I actually do uh heat my milk before cereal. It's really yummy. What was wrong with you? What did you just say? Yeah so. Welcome to the podcast. Yeah. Okay it's because my my my dad made it this made me this way. So for cereal you pour a bowl of milk into a bowl. Wait what you pour milk into a bowl put into a microwave you heat it up for 30 seconds and then you pour in the cereal and then enjoy. This sounds good. Really would you try it? No but I can see it. You can see the appeal. Hey do you know what melatonin is? Yes the sleep. Should I take it? No that's not melatonin. Oh my god stop it. I saw that one tweet during Creator Clash where Miz hit you. He did. Yeah that's not nice. He actually should have punched her in the face. He hit me. That is corrupt. That's sick. So I think it's funny. Men hitting women. No I think it's I think it's I think it's great that men and women are at equal terms and you can beat Miz Vass. Yes I think that's actually fair. I actually think she can. Equality. So Melina how are we doing with the pizza? I'm making it but it's just like not that interesting right now it's just interesting when we reveal it. Oh you don't help cook with the cooking? Well here's the problem with well here's a lot of issues. Number one I'm not very good at it and number two Melina is very controlling. Oh. So she wants to do it her way and I slow her down. Do you swear? Uh yeah. Duh. I love to swear. I swear a lot actually. She swears like a 10 year old kid. She swears like a 10 year old kid. She swears like a 10 year old kid. She swears like just learned what cuss words are. Yeah I think I say a lot of cuss words you know. I can be down and nerdy. My favorite one is bitch or fuck those are good ones. Stop. Oh sorry it's not in this Christian stream of course. Now you're being offensive. Oh I know I need to tone it down a little bit. Where are you guys snacks? You guys were gone for two months and next thing you know all the snacks are gone. Yeah well that's how Chance fed himself. Dammit Chance you ate all your own snacks. What about me Chance? Why'd you ever think about me? So here's an onion. Okay. You hold a knife with two fingers like this. So it's safe. Okay. So hand thumb there you go and then instead of grabbing something flat with your hand because like sometimes the knife does slide and goes through your fingers. Tuck your thumb in like this and then use your knuckles. The claw. Yes the claw and then you lean. Zoom on that. Like that. Am I doing it? Yeah but we gotta take the shell off. Oh sorry. This doesn't go in the onion. Oh right right. Wow I'm learning so learning so much. Yay. Thank you. Okay I cut now. Yes now you can cut. Wow it's working. Have you ever cut yourself with a knife before? Yes. Oh no that's so scary. I have. I've never cut myself. Oh yes you know because you're just that good at cooking. Glad you're that good at cooking. So do you like dogs? Uh yes I like dogs more than cats. I'm allergic to cats. Okay. We only have dogs. So uh we have we have two dogs you want to meet them? Yeah of course. Because you gotta do you gotta do a massive favor I'm not kidding. Okay. Do not move until I tell you to. Okay and don't touch the big dog. It's like this. The black one. Just don't touch him today. Don't move. I'm ready because he might snap. Don't move. One of the dogs fought in the war. No way. Yeah. Probably has a lot of uh. Put it high. Oh don't move. You're legit can't move. Don't even breathe your arm. Kevin be careful. Buddy go give the buddy give you a go give her a sniff. Go give her a sniff. Sniff me. Oh Kevin. Oh Kevin. Oh sorry. He's going to break your mic. All right you can probably move around. That's probably fine. Hello. Leptuous. Yeah be careful about Kevin. He'll uh. It was just with him. Leptuous is the wrong word. But Leptuous. Like I'm so nervous buddy. Yeah so they're cool. He used to be really aggressive but he's he's toned down a lot. They're just onions. Why are you going? Oh oh oh my. I'm so happy to see the dogs. Usually we wear these. This is this. Malena's. Angry. Angry. Here let me sit here. Hold this one. Let me get mine. Thank you. I'm not actually angry. Yes she is. No I'm not. Malena where's mine? I'm not usually angry. Do they say you have a resting bitch face or something? No they just call me an angry bitch. Oh really? You're like it's not resting. It's active. Active bitch face. Oh yeah. Oh my. Oh it's squirting. Oh I'm sorry. Oh squirt squirt. Yeah this is gring and down and dirty. I think did you like try? No. Yo. It's very nice and relaxing. You're doing great. You're doing great. So what exactly are you doing right now? Tearing these big bahugas into small tiny pieces. So what do you do for fun? I literally just eat sushi. Oh good right? WTF. He's gonna be like oh I gotta roll the whole time right? Is he doing it right mode? He's sushi. Yeah you're supposed to squeeze it until it's like small pieces. Why? Why? Is there a video of that anywhere? Is there a video? There's gotta be a video. Yes there's a video. We watch it almost weekly here. Really? Yes. I'm gonna watch it again. Let's just take this down a notch okay? Has to be one of the best. That was like probably the best stream in Twitch history. Espen would you ever take a steak sponsorship? Hell yeah. I stream that shit eight days a week. So who here can actually cook? Do you know how to cook? Nope. I just watch Malina do her magic. I can cook. I just don't know I'm catching stress. I'm not offending you. I can cook. What? Only Malina knows how to cook. Did you really get starved? There's like eight people in this house and you got starved up only for yourself. Yeah. Main character. That is crazy. Main character. What do people actually do at the club? I've asked Nick this. What do you people actually do? You walk in and then you just you go get a drink okay? Why'd you put it in quotes though? Oh because like sometimes you go it's drugged and it's just like $15 for a tiny drink. Okay. And I'm like so I don't really get a drink I just go in sober which is horrible. And then you go to the dance floor and they start going like this. And you feel the music and that's it. That cannot be it. Yeah. Because I always thought the club the whole point to go to the club is to go there to get laid. Right. To find a bitches. What? A bitches. Yes. I don't know. Every girl friend I've ever had that's like wanted to go to a club I'm like why? You don't have to go what? Because the way I see it you're going there find a breedable mate. True. So it's like why are you going to the club? You say you've been is that why you go? No I mean I just go to dance a little bit and then you just dance in your house. That's true. Dance in your house. Honestly I get like dragged out to the club you know with the friends and then wait friends. Yeah I know right. How many friends do you have? Maybe like four. It's like kind of weird because you're like waiting for someone to come up to you and be like hey good looking but no one does. Wait wait stop you're waiting for someone to say it to you? Like kind of like the like I thought it wasn't acceptable. No they're not waiting for somebody they're waiting for somebody who's hot enough. Yeah that's pretty true that's true and yeah that's true that's true that's true that's pretty true that's pretty true I mean that's true yeah that's true. So how are we doing here Milana? We're good I'm pouring it in now. So we're looking like we're almost done. I'm not gonna let the sauce sit because I suck so let's just put this in the oven. Can you turn the oven on like 400 degrees? Yeah. Not that one. Oh yeah don't open that oven. Yeah. So what are we gonna do about that chance like that mold in there? What are we what why am I involved in anything going on with that? Well we can actually. You're in the house. The thing is that it doesn't actually affect me. Look we were gone. It doesn't affect me in it because we can go our whole lives without opening that but you own this house so whenever you resell it that will be an issue. It's already gone. I'll leave it there for you. So this fried. All right I'm just gonna do it quick get a clip if you want to see it. Okay ready? To be fair we never even use this oven so it's not like it matters. Who needs two ovens that's greedy. Okay. I didn't know we had two of them. Wait wait before you show it in there we didn't even we didn't even show them. It looks good actually. Beautiful. Wait no no shit this might be good. Well here's the thing I don't think it's my question. I don't think I put enough cheese in it so much. Yeah how does it stay like when you cut a deep dish pizza how do you cut it and it doesn't like fall apart. It's like a pie. Yeah like does the house of sauce not fall out. It does. You know we could we could show the pizza on Chance's stream when it's done. Dude that's okay. I'm so annoyed. Why? So it's just the pizza. I was watching. I was waiting all day. Don't worry guys we're not showing it on his stream we're gonna put it on Twitter Instagram or something. Guys the pizza got absolutely demolished. Assume it's gonna look just like this. We'll show it somewhere. Wait watch this three two one. There it is. There it is. Good job Milena. Yay. That was amazing. That was amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Good job Cat. Good job. I feel weird walking there because I feel like I'm covering everybody. I feel like yo. Don't worry about it. It's fine. Look at that chat.