Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel and Oates: The Official Video





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Published on Aug 6, 2012

Here's a musical number from our webseries on hbogo.com! Cause pregnant women are smug. Everyone knows it, nobody says it, because they're pregnant. Directed by Ryan McFaul.

For more about the series click here: http://itsh.bo/garfunkeloates

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Ramon Suarez
The fact that this song seems to unsettle so many people speaks to its quality. The best comedy often makes half the population laugh while pissing off the rest. I hate safe comedy and these two don't go that way. 
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So true. I hate when pregnant women act like getting knocked up was some great accomplishment.
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"Do you want a boy or a girl?" "We couldn't make up our minds, so we're hoping for a hermaphrodite."
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Kaleb H
You guys, calm the fuck down, one of the lyrics to another one of their songs is "Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus." I am at least 100% sure we aren't supposed to take anything they say seriously, its a comedic musical.
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'Who's the father?' "Oh we know but we are not telling." Comedy gold. lol
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The ones who really annoy me are the ones who talk about how selfless it is to have children, and how we'll never experience true joy unless you have your own children. Bitch/Dick (dads do it too), if you were truly selfless, you'd adopt instead of just wanting to inject the world with your genetic sprog whom you'll probably raise to be an asshole anyway.
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It's just like. Congratulations; you did what you were biologically programmed to do. You let someone spunk in you. Well done. 
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You know, pregnant women don't bother me as much as the women who brag about how tough they are because they "endured" childbirth. I mean it's great that you had a baby but you're no more special than the billions of mothers out there in human history that did it. Grow up.
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Jacob Balboa
A couple months ago,a guy I work with said to me that his wife was a few weeks pregnant. Although I really didn't care,just to be polite I said "Congrats dude. Do you know what it's going to be?" He said " Right now it's too early to tell but it doesn't matter to me,as long as it's healthy." Immediately I thought of this song and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing.
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This song is the war cry of everyone single, on Facebook, and in their early 20s
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