 How many people are going to catch feelings over this, do you reckon? Everyone. Alright, bad bars. Me, yeah. We in here. Unfortunately. Oh, what? Hundred bullets, there's Pokemon schemes in here. Hey, yo, Peter Morris. I'm going to pass out. For starters, I didn't write you any bad bars, but I got a ghastly scheme for you. Your horsey, my charm, and her pants come off, thrown across the freaking room. I squirt all over her jiggly puffs. When have you ever said, she's got a lovely pair of jiggly puffs? I would love to squirt all on those. Being a Pokemon fan, once or twice in my childhood. It's really weird, it's really weird to talk about sex, using Pokemon as metaphors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kids cartoon. It's very Japanese, hentai, perversion. It's messed up. It's messed up, it shouldn't really be going over those territory. Bullets is on the saddle list. Bullets is now on the saddle list. There's Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile, 100 bullets. I'm like the Haitian air quake with the greatest weird play. You're going to get me, because you've got no presence like a Jehovah's Witness's birthday. Who said this firstly? This is GEE. To be fair, he did have to set it up for probably one of the punchlines of the year. I've got no presence like a Jehovah's Witness's birthday. Yeah, okay. My family's Jehovah's Witness, not all of it, but some of them. Did they get birthday presents? No, they hate that shit. They don't get birthday presents? I don't think so. I don't buy birthday presents for family anyway, so I wouldn't know. My bars go deep like a scuba diving sheep. I see what he did there. It would have been more appropriate like, my bars go deep like, I don't know his real name. The rapper bars like, do-do-do on holiday, scuba diving on holiday, you know what I mean? If you said that, that would have made this compilation as well. I'm going to bring some barbed wire plates on my next bell. I'm not watching this next bell. You know, it's not just those types of bars that piss me off. It's the ones where people are like, you won't win hair. Yeah, yeah. Like a barber shop raffle. You know this? It's just not. I like that one though. That's kind of funny. Man, that was a freestyle though. That one's off the top. Yeah. For Sawyer's is lucky you didn't get that one. Cracker. Cracker? Cracker, how are you going to let down the fifth birthday cipher? The problem with it, yeah, if you listened to the audio track of what you were saying, you wouldn't get it unless the album's sleeve was just about a picture of you holding your hand over your eye and say, just wait for the closer. If that was the name of the album, just wait for the closer. And the picture was that. You might actually get what you meant. Fuck you, Cracker. Oh, Babylon's couch. Now we're both on couches. We're talking about how shit you were. Carmen's bitch, Cracker. Yeah, yeah. I told you I'd get you back for that bullshit. I didn't like that bar at all. I thought that was shit. I hope you don't do that again. Well, I don't think anyone will give a fuck when I come to your ends and leave everyone in beds dead like a poison in the factory that manufactured sleeping pills. You know that's where it came from. Long overdue, like a Hebrew coat, also trash, honorable mention from that bell. Has he said that as well in the same bell? Yeah, but there's so many. I was told I could only pick one. Change rules. Because I'm sure everyone here will agree when I say for me a win is long overdue, like a Hebrew coat. So you're going back to bed by the side of this? That whole style you're ripping off. Decide to sleep with a spinning top. You're soon to be placed in a bin of box. You need a prayer. That's a synagogue. You and Jew. Jew need a prayer. That's a sit-night. It doesn't work no matter how much you try to force it. Ready? Yeah. I said I'm a monster in this city. I said I'm a monster in this city. It was one of those where you felt the whole room grown. Not like, ah, ah, ah, ah. Loudly, man. He said that, and he meant that. Because he wrote that, and then read that. He kept that. The only thing worse than slow it down is reversing bars. Don't want to make that spoon with a Reese. This act was female. And he rapping? Nah, he's not. Please don't assume. Reverse that. Assume. Don't. Please. A female actress. This Reese with a spoon. What were you thinking, Koji? What were you thinking, bro? I know you were trying new stuff. Don't try new things. It was fucking stupid. You just copied 100 bullets and it was shit. Well, as soon as I heard, you see that spoon with a Reese? I knew what was coming. When would you ever say that a spoon is going to with a Reese? Never heard of it. It makes no sense. This bar, this battle, brought out of this Koji. Crash bars. Not even bad bars. The whole thing was shit. Koji. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. But you get covered in herses when trouble emerges. You live in the fantasy world, but don't bring your bubble to surface because I've been starting to burst it. And when I'm classed as the winner, I leave. I'll have one of the other fuckers to mark quick. And when I'm finished with them, you'll be like the meal after my dinner. The way I leave you and others deserted. Again, I've deserted, deserted, deserted, blah, blah, blah. It falls under this defeat and all of these sort of things. But that's not the problem with that bar. Let's talk about covered in herses. What does that mean? You can have a six pack. You can push all the weights you like. I won't hit the gym. Why? I can't wait till you die. Right? This is a really fucking important point, actually, that no one really fucking gets. The point of wordplay is that it has to make sense both ways. Otherwise, it's not saying anything clever. It's just saying a word that sounds similar in a sentence that's completely unrelated. If you're going to the gym, you've got a six pack, you're looking after yourself. Probably eat him right and stuff? Probably eat him right. Probably got a good diet. Especially if you've got a six pack. You can't get it without eating right. So, this guy's a healthy dude. You're probably not waiting for him to die. He's going to outlive you. Even just being so bitter mentally that you're waiting on this person's death is going to cause you serious psychological damage after a while. While appreciating their, like, muscular abs and stuff. Yeah, it's just complicated. Why about this Ark one, this German one? That's... This card, that's... Yeah, that's a card. Let's talk about Ark. Yeah, there was the unfortunate chipmunk scheme. But with that mouth and those teeth for yours, who knows how many nuts that his teeth, cheeks can store. And it's funny, you look so much like a chipmunk, but he wouldn't walk through that field door. Bro! So what is occurring? So what is... I don't care how long you rehearse this. Yeah, he's the one that looks like the chipmunk, but in this battle, Alvin. Like a confident German. You know, me and Bam fell out. I had to spend ages avoiding that Joel door. I was really worried about it. I don't know when people would describe his doors. Alvin, like a confident German. Like, basically what he's doing there is... Do you know, I've never really understood it. Okay, so basically what you're trying to say is, like, if you did a German accent, an English person, a German person speaking English. Oh! Alvin. I thought, like, Alvin was like a German term or something. This isn't a bad part. I went straight over his head. And you still couldn't get rid of me, because they still will check, or you can't fuck with disability. What kills me about a lot of these people that you see using other people's bars is, like, ah, you guys clearly are massive fans of URL. You really, really love gunbars. You really love emulating that style. Cool. Then why would you, like, use a bar from, like, one of the biggest battles they've done? Disability. Disability is a bit of a da-skies-da-feet kind of fucking... Yeah, and it falls straight into that. You know that it's been said before. Talking about defeat. Got one on here. Of course I fucking do. Scripps. Your breath smells like pickled onion. Since you're always swallowing defeat, that's probably why it smells like you've been licking bunions. That's why you never got another battle, Scripps. One thing that always disturbs me about this quickly, yeah, is any time you type in a celebrity name on Google, the first thing that is in the related search is feet. How much people out there are searching for celebrities' feet? If I hear defeat any more, you're always, as soon as someone says a defeat mark, just so it fucks you up and you choke if you do it again, watch me, er, and bam. Swallowing defeat, that's probably why it smells like you've been licking bunions. You need to be fully trained in how to lift a... As soon as you do that, we all trade glances and we laugh at you. If you see shuffle tea looking at me, staring dead into my eyes from the side of a room, it means you're trash. If you see bam staring at me, it means you're trash. If you see er staring at me, it means you're trash. If you see me and Kruga laughing at you, it's because we probably talk about how trash you are in private, and it will catch on. Share bleeped up. What did you mean by making his body warmer? Are you gonna give him a hug? On the floor like a clumsy housewife. Just because the word play makes sense or whatever doesn't mean it's necessarily good. Your whole, your whole fucking appearance is an inconvenience. When I open up a packet of watsits, I think of your ginger penis. He wrote every time I eat a watsit, I think of your ginger penis. He said that and he meant that. Because he wrote that and then read that. And he didn't throw it away, he kept that. Right, liquid. My favourite. Let's discuss it. You made it through the trial quarters, but when it comes to wrapping, you're an examiner sea. You're just testing the waters. The image of a kid doing an exam on like a little raft, but the raft's slightly sinking it. It's really irresponsible to send a kid who needs to do his sats with GCSEs out into the middle of the ocean. Yeah, I don't. I think it's really irresponsible. This guy sends game requests to children on Facebook in a slight attempt to beat the children. This is a fucking battle. It's not rocky, so cut the small talk because it's more cheesy than a piece of Stilton. Oh god, oh no. Cheesier than a piece of cheese. Cheesier than bree, breezier, cheesier. There is no need. Whenever doing like wordplay or anything like that, if you're literally saying you're like this exact same thing that means the exact same thing, shit. Yeah, it could have been me. Yeah, don't. If you have to say, don't flop back with your glasses, it's terrible. For once, you know, I mean like cream in some way. It's such a 1950s. I don't know if you're in Dick Tracy or if you're in fucking double indemnity. Boxing Malone. Boxing Malone, were you in Boxing Malone? He kind of looks like an extra from Boxing Malone. He looks like an extra from Boxing Malone. Why are you using 1950s wild play? It sounds like you're just escaping the house to Greece. No one says, oh, I'm going to cream you. Yeah. He's only got a bunch of fives. He's got a bunch of fives. I love that one. Did you talk about the blue eyes while dragging themself? I'm thinking about the time, to be honest. Ricky C. Yeah. Crisis Music. Legends. Legends. The problem with this though, yeah, is a lot of people have messaged into me saying you have to talk about Ricky C. and you have to talk about crisis music. We really want to hear about them. They were shit. They got bad bars. They had no bars. Yeah. They didn't have any bars. No. Dialect is just like Simon says, fam, sit down. You're mine or bled. I am a threat fan. This now, entire round, we're going to make you man. I feel a little bit embarrassed, especially when I tell leads. And real name is Farris. Yeah. Your Farris. Suck a phallus. You're my battle rappers. I handle my matters. Blue eyes, white dragon. And I'm smacking these actors. What is a blue-eyed white dragon? We fought with your weapon, Leesbrough. Will. Chonkey to your people. No. After this, be evil. News. Like, the thing about the blue-eyed white dragon is so hard. Should we talk about Hulk and Sniper's Harry Potter spells to see what they crack up? Well, we're on this magical scene. While we're talking, dragons, dungeons, filipsocery bars, sentences. So to make it equal, we want to learn some spells, too. Bilazium aflofa. He just turned your mum into her bat's wing. Bilazium. That won't even a spell. Cracker's got a fat tune. She likes to jingle bells, screw your mates and cousins. It's fun. And when she's merit, she'll take it so far. Nothing could stun. I bought a large Toblerone for your slotty cunt mum. Cos I can fit the whole bar up above. No. You're 26, 27, youth. It's true. I expect to see that at year six play, baby. Yeah. Don't do Christmas bars. But it's all you know. We're just not do-femes. I mean, my least favorite. I've got loads of things that I hate about that. But we're talking, I'm gonna take you to the kitchen. So I'm not forkin' around what I spooled you. Knife to Mestia. No. Dome. Does anyone say that? Knife to Mestia? Yeah. I don't know. Or even start forkin' around, is it? Don't fork with me. Probably. You just chattin' out your randomness clammin', you a star. You gonna need biting If I start going hard because I'm a merc, you real easy. You ain't touching my bars I'm on the front line catching grenades going Bruno Mars I'm just gonna introduce a theme that has nothing to do with the person I'm battling and then make up some weird schemes about it It's all been laid out there in the Bad Bars battle as well Yeah, I thought it would be only fair just kind of crowning a king of this shit To give a king of Bad Bars, they actually just do a collection of their best because there was so because the Bad Bars were so frequent I thought it was only fair to actually Crowning showcase and crown. So the winner of Bad Bars, should we just go for a few Bad Bars before we say who they are? Yeah, you'll hear Baraka Baraka Like there's two Abomas outside For one You wouldn't be hearing this Because if there was let's say that Abomas being cloned They're both called Baraka or Obama You know they both got the exact same name Baraka Baraka not Baraka as well Yeah, so that doesn't make sense for a start, but you would likely see You know that that's how it makes sense. It's just if you have to say If you have to make someone up for it to make sense It doesn't make sense how you look like most prob if most prob most probably Didn't look like the most problem That's like a that's like a quadruple negative That's the same as a double negative You're basically saying I shouldn't have said this line that line means this line doesn't make sense and shouldn't be said I think he said this to tongue twister. He did. He did say it to tongue twister He doesn't look anything like most problem. So yeah, yeah, that is right. You are telling him He doesn't look like most problem. He didn't need to know that he kind of probably gets You have a white joke. Yeah, this is the best one ever and a black joke You're gonna be dreaming of a zebra. It hurts my head. That's the worst thing about these things. You probably guess who is by now Because I'm talking about you being the best to go in the obvious angles when I say you're the master at being bait It's all you do is spit relevant lobbies And I think it's fucking horrible because I'm gonna talk about how you've been around six visorist So the fact that you don't like you struggle with bigger mortars those are just philosophy bars I'm looking to take over the world because this is OMG versus who is he because if you ever hear me say that I'm flexable That means when I flex a pole Bad boy from day you could say I had Tourette's in school the time to come around your yard and maybe swipe Oh DVD scratch that I'm a type of guy to see a girl got a DVD then give her the D I'm a type of guy to find your mum give that bitch the D and leave that skip with VV You see what I did there the DVD fuck it. It's irrelevant when your body type. It's like a polystyrene trolley store I'm gonna throw a black joke and then a white joke. You'll be dreaming about a zebra I'm about to get in direct like debit call it evidence your skin complexion looks like yeast infection of a gunoff came back But a Greek perception tells me you'd like the white version of Keenan from Goodberg In Beverly Hills when I say you cop something. I mean he's so much of a professional pedo He likes putting 15 year old girls at quarter past three 1515 Because you're the most funniest of all races. Don't worry. I'm gonna get racist I'm gonna tell everyone that you got two faces. See we can raise the states kid. Don't try trading places I'll leave your tea rip like you forgot to tie your laces problem Move your tongue to a star some of your bars of gravy, but grim that's like mixing Bista with Pernum You Asian looking Norbit after I touched down in your end zone I knew I was gonna blaze in your window in the end. Oh, like I was soaking end. Oh, no Like you're so gay that you were Stephen Hawking was walking so you could suck up his foreskin This ain't forcing because the closest you'll ever get to battling being reckless and going hammer-broad It's tackling the intercontinental breakfast at your grand's house in York I'm the black guy you catch at events shine adlibs while they're rapping how can he you will think he was a retired Gynecologist the way he turns his back on Fanny the tail when I heard you a Yorkshire bisexual So you fuck Emma and Dell plus you kind of look like most probably most probably didn't look like most pro You ain't five foot nine the stocky. I'm five foot nine the stocky. You're more five foot eight and poji Guys like short no clover leaf I ain't talking dead meat when the cause of death was him dying over beef Who can think about like that only me I can't be tits, but then again, that's how you open tea Cuz it's the corner that I'm sending him he's falling down an order so much that after this battle His career is gonna be descending. No, I said he's falling down an order so much that after this battle His career is gonna be this ending standing here looking like Kyle from the Simpsons diagnosed with a pile of symptoms But it doesn't matter what dialect you're speaking you always say can tell you knock. You're just a hologram boss I'm a tough cookie. So how'd you expect to beat me? I mean after I make these chaps digest I could whenever sense wrapping people are yawning. I mean he's so much of a Mormon that Zen puts the Zen in Then it's so fucking boring. I mean even if you had the biscuit and rubbed the bank You're still gonna be rich tea time Congratulations