 Look, in the original, the fire has a shadow. The first things first that I want to do today, we are going to go play some Diablo 2 Resurrected. I think people really, really like that and I like it a lot as well too, so let's get it going. I'm going to choose Sorceress. I just collect one. And there's no Paladin. There's no Paladin in the game. That's why I didn't go. I should make it to where I can turn my character around. I feel like I have to go to town way too much. Not enough mana. This is bad. This is really bad. This is bad. I need mana. I need to level. It's super important for me to level. Oh, it's this. That's OP. I can't carry anymore. I'm going to get one point of strength there. One and two, one and two. Let's get a, hmm, two more damage for, wow, ice blast is a ton of damage. Okay, I'm going to get a Frost Nova. Yeah, the thing with the map, like, do you guys like top left map or center map better? I feel like center map is better for like, people who've been playing it for years or something. They're probably going to like center map, but I think more new players will probably like the top left. But I'll be honest with you, something about the top left map, I felt kind of discombobulated. Like, I felt like I didn't really know where I was going. Uh, wait, these guys are... Wait, am I, am I underleveled? Hell yeah, you're underleveled, dude. What level am I supposed to be at this point? 69. Wait, what the heck? I'm so much lower than that. I'm 11. What class would you play, McConnell? If you had access right now, what would you be playing? What are you talking about? I'd play the fucking Barbarian. See, I did Sorcerer just because I wanted to try something different. But that was my initial. I probably would have played Sorcerer. Sorc is good. There's only three available, right? Yeah, when, uh, Paladin and Necromancer. I really want to, I hope I get it when they become available. Like, I really want to play. Yeah, I never played this one. So it's like, kind of cool experience. Bro, what? Yeah, do you know that? I never played Diablo. Dude, D2 was my first Blizzard game. My first Blizzard game was Warcraft. Yeah, Warcraft 2. Actually, no, I think I played Starcraft before Warcraft 2. I like the lore of Starcraft, but I don't like the lore of WoW. What? Why? I don't know, just cool. How's it cooler? I don't know, Jim Rainer is Marshall of these parts and whatnot. Yeah, but what about, uh... Like, the Ashbringer is like cool, but what else? And wow. Who's that guy that drops the buff, the Marshall? Windsor. Yeah. There's Marshall, and there's Marshall's in fucking WoW. Yeah, but it's a different Marshall. Do you like... No, it's Marshall is a Marshall is a Marshall. Yeah, but it's different, like, it's like a different type. No, no, literally a Marshall is, like, an agent of the state. Like, CIA, NSA. What about Marshall Mathers? What are you talking about? What are you talking about M&M for? Listen, not all Marshalls are created evil. Water. That's all I'm saying. If I had to choose, I would say Marshall, Jim Rainer, is Viss. I don't know, I just think... Like, okay, check this out. Another good example of cool lore in Starcraft. You have a character, female, protagonist. Okay, Kerrigan, who ends up getting infected by the evil Zerg, and then she ends up being, like, the all-powerful bad guy. There's literally nothing close to that in a lot. I think that's cool. What about Sylvanas? Mmm, no, it's different. Okay. Like, it's like the same thing as, like, the Marshall logic. Like, not all female protagonists, they get infected by an evil thing and then become evil and super, super powerful as the evil bad guy. Doesn't mean it's the exact same thing, okay? I will say this, chat. The story of Sylvanas is so lazy. Yeah, true. Just given, you know, given the fact that they already did that in another franchise with Kerrigan, it's actually hilarious. Because it's like they literally just copied the same sort of, like, same exact type of character. Does McCool always suck a dick? Such a dick. It didn't say suck a dick. I said suck it. Fuck you. I didn't mean to. Fuck you. I didn't mean to. You did mean that. No, I did not. I swear. You did. I swear. You did, though. No. I swear. I wouldn't lie if I said, I wouldn't lie. You lie all the time. That's literally your job as a streamer, is to lie and pretend your life is some amazing, entertaining thing when it's not. No, that's not true. Why am I keeping my voice cracked? Sorry. That was so funny. What do keys do? Keys, they open, like, lock chests and shit. If you have keys in your inventory, you can open a chest so you don't need, like, a fucking Amazon to open them. Okay. Wait, so, Amazons normally can open chests without keys? Yeah. Soapy. Oh, the monastery gate. Okay, that's what I was looking for. The monastery. Oh. I'm sorry, stronghold. Oh, the monastery. Did I tell you to do slash players eight yet? Oh, no. You should probably do that. Players sit to eight. What does that do? It makes more loot drop. What? These mobs get super tough. The frick. Yeah, dumbass. That's because you're under-leveled and you're going to the monastery. Also, your gear is shit. I need mana. I need mana. Also, it doesn't help that you're playing fucking Frost Nova. Not enough mana. You need to be playing fucking Fireball, man. Yeah, I did fire at first and then everybody... You can't listen to chat. They don't know what the fuck's going on. You got to play Fireball. Well, I like Frost better. Frost sucks ass, dude. I'm getting no loot. Well, you're not killing any champions or uniques. Did I make it to where the game is calibrated to playing as eight players? No, you set the loot parameters so that the game drops loot if it was for eight players. I am overburdened. I'm no beast of burden. Does it actually give you more loot? Of course it does. The monsters give more XP and you get more loot. There's literally no reason not to play on eight. I could die. Yeah, you could die if you're a huge pussy. Yeah, I don't know. This seems a lot easier. Do you actually get that much more XP? Way more. I don't think I'm getting any more XP. Frost Nova does suck. Should I respec? Yeah, you should respec into the... You're seeing those little lightening orb thingies that go around the screen like that? Yeah, you should get that real bad. I mean, I could just respec. You can respec as many times as you want, dude. Wait, where did I go to respec? Huh? You talked to Akara? Yeah, I've already respec before. You gotta remake the character. You got one respec? You gotta remake the character. What do you think? Should I just keep going Frost Nova? So Frost Nova sucks? Yeah, it's bad. I thought Frost Nova was good. I mean, I was owning with it. Frost Nova is good for about one-and-a-half levels. The other 72 levels you want to be playing like Frozen Orb or... Firewall. Shit like that, you know what I mean? What about Ice Blast? Should I go Ice Blast instead of Ice Bolt? Ice Blast? More like fucking Ass Blast, dude. Don't use that shit. Wait, really? It seems so good. Trash. Really? It does so much damage. Yeah, but there's like a billion mobs. So Ice Bolt sucks, too. Listen. Everything sucks cock except for Frozen Orb and Frost. If you want to play the game, you have to play Lightning. I'm still only level 12. So I think I should just still level... I should just be spamming Frost Nova until level 18, pretty much, right? Yeah, probably. It just went off the rails with D3. I don't know what the fuck... I don't know what the fuck they were... That game was doomed from the start. That's such a bad launch. Hey, it's over. You're done. Remake your character. Go see. I'm so glad I took that waypoint. Wow, the camp looks way better, though. The lighting is so good. Yeah. The lighting is so good, dude. Yeah, it is. Look. In the original, the fire has a shadow. That's so funny. Look, the shadow goes against the... Yeah. It's good. It's Alpha. No, this is the original. This isn't Alpha. I should say Alpha. It's just the original graphics. Oh, to be honest... Look, the shadow direction here is off, too. Oh, yeah, look at that. Yeah. The shadow... The fucking shadows are off, man! Yeah, look at that. Blizzard! I don't even want to play this anymore. These shadows just ruined the game. Look, I'm guessing a shadow on the fire. This is exactly what the No Changes community gets you. Yeah, that scared me. Sorry. Careful, dude. If I die twice, I lose all my stuff. Yeah, you lose all of it. It's like Dark Souls. I said dumb this game, Copy Dark Souls. Stop saying that dumb shit. I hate that. You're one of them? Yeah, I'm one of them because people fucking believe that. No, they don't. Yes, they do. These people are stupid. No one believes that. Well, dumb these fucking idiots are. Nobody believes that. Listen, these are the same people that give millionaires five bucks every day, okay? Like, they're stupid. What do you mean? Who's a millionaire? Who's not named Miss Kiff? Dude, how tanky is this guy? Ooh, nice! Good loot, dude! Brisk Blade. Wait, PoE over D2? I don't think so. Really? Over D3 for sure. So why? Like, is this like a classic wow situation? Let me just say this, okay? You could play this game for the rest of your life every day for 18 hours and still not see some of the items. Like, some of the drop chances of loot in this game are, it's just going to keep you playing forever. Really? Yeah. PoE is for people who kiss girls. Oh, gross. Girlfriend's dance game. Wait, have you ever played D3? No, actually. The first one that I played was PoE. Well, in Diablo, there's an item. It's called Terials Vengeance, and it's a sword. And this sword's drop chance is like fucking extremely low. Like, only a certain amount of players, like, ever got this item, okay? And it's super special because you're not going to get it. What if I do that? Easy. You're not going to. Well, you can give me a thousand stars if I do. It only drops from Uber Bale. Oh, that sounds easy. I bet if I wanted to, I could be the best Diablo II player. Okay. What? Why is that funny? I'm just talking about, like, if you factor in, like, my natural, like, gaming athleticism. You know what I'm saying? Oh, wait, where's my map? There it is. I hate to tell you this, but the only athleticism you have is when you pick up your phone to order some food. What are you talking about? I'm playing couch football. You did? No, I lied. I'm the best athlete on Twitch. You're probably the only athlete on Twitch. Me and Tyler won. Me and Tyler won. Oh, yeah. 2018. React to this if you want me to move to Texas a little less than in a gaming house. From 2018. Oh, yeah. This was at the time after Miz had just stopped being roommates in the Connell. Miz had just moved out. Yeah, whatever happened to that? Yeah, exactly. What's up, Asman? Hey, what's up? Asman, you're going to get me into the alpha or not? I thought you got in. I'm not in. Are you still? I can't be playing it right now. What? If I was in, I'd be playing it right now. So you actually are not in? So what's up guys? I'm actually not in. Okay. I will contact people. Hey, thanks. Nice. Dude, Sarah just called me a sellout. For what? I don't know, dude. What are you selling out for? What do I get? Do I get anything first? Yeah. Yeah. Have you had to stream it? What if they said you can have it? But you have to stream it. Yeah, I would stream it. Ooh, really? Yeah. I'm just going to keep pounding for us, Nova. So with a sword, you want to... First you want to get your strength up so you can wear the gear. So I would pump a few points into strength. I have two points of strength. And then go into energy and vitality. Okay, maybe next one I'll get some strength in. Yeah. Well Connell, look at my fucking DM. I did. I'm taking care of it. Guys, I'd like to announce that it's actually... I just got my Connell key. Nice. No, that's not true. Yep. It's your privilege. Wait, do you know for sure you don't have it, Connell? Whenever I got mine, it's just in all games. It doesn't do like some grand, whatever. I was worried they weren't even going to get me in. Yeah, actually, I thought so too. Yeah. Really? You were worried that Blizzard isn't going to give a key to one of the biggest wild streamers. You were worried about that, really? I never know. That TPF at night did it? Well, I never know whenever they're like, you know, we've had enough of him. Fuck off, dude. I'm fucking tired of him, man. What a sell-out. Yeah, I thought I didn't get it. So what do you think of the game, S-Gen? I like it a lot. So apparently the story in place for Corn would be away from RP is that Corn would land on a food bender and has been stuck on the toilet for the last week. Corn on the way yet. That's been pretty much all last time. Like, were you through Act One? No, my plan was only to do Act One, probably. Really? Yeah, I want to finish everything. Well, because like, I'll probably play this for real when it comes out. So I only wanted to do Act One now. I'm sorry to say, but I mean, I think Diablo is one of those like very recursive you'll be playing through it a lot. It's like PoE. Yeah, but like, I played PoE the same way where I played like a couple acts and then I was done. Yeah. Well, no, you also mirrored the blue item. I did what? You mirrored the blue item. Oh, yeah. Why the numbers? Yeah. I mean, it was the end of the league, right? I mean, anybody that gets mad about shit on standard is dumb unless it's a legacy item. Yeah, well, it might have been a legacy chess piece. Just play the game, dude. I was getting my staff, dude, and I'm stacked store food and stash. Okay. I'm getting my salad. Oh my fucking God. Well, I'm hungry. Tell him to read his quest log. The guy doesn't have the attention span to read the back of a fucking juice box. You think he's going to read his quest log? I don't think so, bud. S-Fan, what happened to playing Portal 2 with McCool? Four weird. Uh, McConnell wouldn't do it. And then two years later, he asked me every day to play Portal 2 while I was doing GTRP. No, you wouldn't do it. No, that's- Tell the story right. No, that's literally what happened. Nah. You chose- No, no, no. You chose GT- I was in Felwood and we were talking about it and you said you would do Portal 2 with me and I was like, okay, fine, finally. Yeah. You didn't do anything for almost two years and then all of a sudden I'm like doing well in GTRP and you're like begging me to play Portal 2. Am I- are you serious? It may have been time for me, did you? Had plenty of time for acting- acting like a- like a- like a- Chicks, share them down there with me. I wasn't acting, that was real. Chad, you didn't want to spend me with that salad? What happened to me? What have you done for me lately? Yeah, I've literally- I literally did everything for you. What have you done for me lately? What am I doing for you right now? S-Fondo. You know how much money I'm getting for you right now? Oh, oh. No, you're here to beg for a diablo key. Guys, can we get a hundred dollar donation for S-Fan right now? You're- you're literally here to beg for a diablo- That's why you're here. Can we get one single one hundred dollar dono right now, boys? Can we do it? Huh? A hundred boners right on the table. Slap your dick down. Chad, if you donate a hundred dollars right now, you're banned. Goodbye. No, there's no keys. Stop. Stop giving McCall the satisfaction. You ever been locked up in a torture device before? Yeah, it's called my stream. So nice. Telekinesis to your TP and crash the game, reset in view. Didn't hear it from me. Wait, what? Wait, it works?